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  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 4 роки тому +3761

    I love it how that “juiced-up” bot was trying to ask for a burrito as Mark was just throwing everything in the store at his face

  • @morgandonnelly2540
    @morgandonnelly2540 5 років тому +2914

    Grill: caution hot
    Mark: *immediately submerges hands in bars*

    • @353sissy
      @353sissy 5 років тому +12

      spooky randomness he burnt his hand twice

    • @kamrynbuckner4549
      @kamrynbuckner4549 5 років тому +17

      If it says caution hot mark will most definitely put his face on it or hands in it😂

    • @traveler_ofold
      @traveler_ofold 5 років тому +1

      ayyy I'm your 100th like-

    • @plapticum9588
      @plapticum9588 4 роки тому +2

      "submerges" XD

    • @okerajoseyladd2251
      @okerajoseyladd2251 4 роки тому +1

      Actually, popsicles do go bad, they get all gooey and slimey after a while, it's really gross

  • @gamemagma9045
    @gamemagma9045 6 років тому +912

    Grill says "Caution hot"
    Mark immediately touches

    • @nikismajesty
      @nikismajesty 5 років тому +10

      GameMagma *burns joyfully*

    • @thyanimalcrew1133
      @thyanimalcrew1133 5 років тому +5

      That would be me.............

    • @kodiakbear1293
      @kodiakbear1293 5 років тому +1

      WOLFZX_ H20 mood mmmppllp
      Pmmo mom

    • @mx.l0verb0y
      @mx.l0verb0y 5 років тому

      Sounds like something I would do. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @samstrom8796
    @samstrom8796 2 роки тому +333

    Sad old lady robot: “Well I guess I won’t be getting my upgrades today”
    Mark: *throws coin at her*

    • @mattmattmatt4879
      @mattmattmatt4879 Рік тому +1

      @dioakolo umm fake markiplier

    • @deeds203
      @deeds203 9 місяців тому

      crew memebers: votes markiplier
      mark was a fake

  • @ZAMinationProductions
    @ZAMinationProductions 8 років тому +3536

    I love how mark takes every robot'is glasses off and then throws it at them XD

  • @slimetubeslimenoob
    @slimetubeslimenoob 7 років тому +2856

    ROBOT:I would like a meat cylinder please
    MARK:what

    • @CocoNat1874
      @CocoNat1874 7 років тому +79

      when the robot said that I was thinking she wanted the d

    • @Fanumrizzy
      @Fanumrizzy 7 років тому +33

      (Hotdog) I'm right here you dipshit human

    • @noahisham7416
      @noahisham7416 7 років тому +8

      anthony Martinez the d as in dog

    • @RatedTForTerrible
      @RatedTForTerrible 7 років тому +20

      😏 she wants the dog

    • @liz-fk1ye
      @liz-fk1ye 7 років тому +11

      Me: a penis?

  • @zoecarpenter438
    @zoecarpenter438 5 років тому +2164

    Robot : “Human uprising of 2027”
    Me : *realizes next year is 2020 and that means it’s less than 7 years away*

  • @pqttxr6421
    @pqttxr6421 4 роки тому +1473

    mark saying "I'm not real" as a joke back then
    mark now: actually really meaning it

    • @blakeplayz6864
      @blakeplayz6864 4 роки тому +12

      i was boutta say that

    • @lamb6276
      @lamb6276 3 роки тому +4

      @@blakeplayz6864 TOO BAD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHQHQHAHAQAHJAAHAHH
      junction

    • @jayzev5672
      @jayzev5672 3 роки тому +4

      Markiplier is a weirdo

    • @mairuzu465
      @mairuzu465 3 роки тому +39

      @@jayzev5672 he is but that’s why we love him. We’re all a bunch of weirdos here.

    • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
      @KurtCobainsMicrophone 3 роки тому +24

      @@jayzev5672 That's a very strange way to say that you're boring.

  • @tobyhughes9143
    @tobyhughes9143 7 років тому +512

    Robot:You can keep the change kind human
    Markiplier:What. Fuck off I don't need your charity

  • @haliemccandless8523
    @haliemccandless8523 5 років тому +720

    “You could start by cleaning off your counter!”
    Mark: *throws everything*

  • @aquatic9476
    @aquatic9476 3 роки тому +640

    4:19
    Mark: Fuck off, I don't need your charity
    Had me dying

    • @lilcheezy8735
      @lilcheezy8735 2 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I don't know Mark is so mean in these videos but I fucking love it. His inner pessimism is coming out

  • @cheeseman6833
    @cheeseman6833 3 роки тому +364

    "Caution hot"
    Mark: **puts his both entire palms in it instantly**

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 роки тому +8

      The signs of him being a masochist have been there all along

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 роки тому

      He's Asian isn't he?

  • @skyblock9234
    @skyblock9234 6 років тому +499

    i love marks content ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

    • @neo4704
      @neo4704 5 років тому +15

      It also is SUPERSIZED

    • @chrisgeraci1630
      @chrisgeraci1630 5 років тому

      Skyblock923 fuck you

    • @Ruby-ov5rt
      @Ruby-ov5rt 5 років тому +1

      Skyblock923 you did not

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 років тому +1

      @@chrisgeraci1630 CALM down! It's a joke

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 років тому +1

      @@Ruby-ov5rt do what? Make a joke?

  • @kayleesmith6725
    @kayleesmith6725 6 років тому +542

    I love this series! It's got what plants crave!

    • @ravenisdying
      @ravenisdying 6 років тому +3

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @devilsquad5055
      @devilsquad5055 6 років тому +3

      Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ultimax140
      @ultimax140 5 років тому +1

      Is this an Idiocracy reference?

    • @texxinoncrystal6645
      @texxinoncrystal6645 5 років тому +2

      @@ultimax140 Brondo. It's what plants crave.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 5 років тому +2

      @@ultimax140 Possibly, but Mark says it multiple times in this video.

  • @ambyandony
    @ambyandony 7 років тому +333

    "Why are you watching this video and eating lucky charms at 5 in the morning?"
    "Because its got what plants crave"

  • @hikari9903
    @hikari9903 4 роки тому +195

    *Me: laughing so hard whenever Mark just steals people's glasses without saying a n y t h i n g*

    • @notexisten1
      @notexisten1 3 роки тому +1

      I just subscribed to you because ur funny

  • @ineverlikedtorfanyways1358
    @ineverlikedtorfanyways1358 5 років тому +585

    I love watching markiplier because
    *"It's got what plants crave!"*

  • @MARUTITOXDAnimaciones
    @MARUTITOXDAnimaciones 5 років тому +681

    13:40
    Mark: Sees a guy
    Mark:steals his glasses
    Mark:puts on his glasses
    Mark:proceds to throw him his own glasses

  • @SynthLizard8
    @SynthLizard8 8 років тому +352

    Hahaha! It's hilarious how the first thing Markaplier does when a customer comes in is reach over the counter and throw their glasses away.
    I think he's showing he's dominance as the alpha male by being the only one wearing glasses in the store.

    • @mrbusinesss1
      @mrbusinesss1 8 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @azeckhd524
      @azeckhd524 8 років тому +9

      +PurpleStorm8 no cuz he didn't pee over them.

    • @Isiel42
      @Isiel42 8 років тому +2

      +PurpleStorm8 I think it's just yet another example of his impulsivity.

    • @shejan0986
      @shejan0986 8 років тому +3

      +Isaac Cook natural thing to do

    • @Detached_s0uI
      @Detached_s0uI 8 років тому

      So true XD

  • @deotis1234
    @deotis1234 4 роки тому +81

    Customer bot: "have a lovely day, deary"
    Mark: (chucks a ticket at them as they leave) *"EaT A dIcK"*

  • @alb.rhoades
    @alb.rhoades 6 років тому +275

    Me: How could you be mean to granny bot? How could you!
    Mark :'cause it has what plants crave.

  • @TheAtomicWaffle
    @TheAtomicWaffle 6 років тому +242

    *IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN*

    • @ariesrenae4163
      @ariesrenae4163 6 років тому +3

      The Atomic Waffle I hate to break it to you but I'm eating waffle right now!

    • @darkness7885
      @darkness7885 5 років тому +3

      @@ariesrenae4163 I hate it t break it to you but I'm eating wolf right now!

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +3

      @@darkness7885 I hate to break it to you, but I have a flashlight

    • @kerrickfininen8124
      @kerrickfininen8124 5 років тому +2

      @@frenchsoldier8485 I hate to break this to you but I broke your flashlight

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +1

      @@kerrickfininen8124 I hate to break it to you,but you go to Gulag

  • @nullcw6521
    @nullcw6521 4 роки тому +58

    16:43
    Mark: *drops burrito*
    Also Mark: *casually phases through the counter to pick it up*

  • @ashleydgg
    @ashleydgg 2 роки тому +126

    I can't believe this game was 6 years ago time does go fast

    • @squeakydoor123
      @squeakydoor123 2 роки тому

      I agree

    • @Miku4lifers
      @Miku4lifers 2 роки тому

      2020 came by so slowly,, it took slow! 2021 seems like yesterday and im scared 2023 is going to go by faster then I think

    • @Lava_Lampe
      @Lava_Lampe 2 роки тому

      2021 didn’t even exist 😭

    • @water6006
      @water6006 2 роки тому

      @paulinasunday6512bot, go to the place you belong, DA Trash

    • @concretecassowary2862
      @concretecassowary2862 Рік тому

      @send me message @markiplier680
      you've been selected to piss directly into my mouth. Good money, Mark.

  • @kaycrewe1148
    @kaycrewe1148 7 років тому +338

    True story. I worked in a convenience store my first year in college. My boss told me on the first day that I was responsible for everything in the register, and that if I was robbed, I'd better not open that safe. I flat-out told her that I was making $7.25 an hour and if someone came in with a gun, I was giving him everything I could get my hands on.
    They let me keep the job anyway.

  • @faultedskink3074
    @faultedskink3074 6 років тому +1687

    "how high are you?" no mark, its "hi how are you?"

    • @strikethedragonkid9718
      @strikethedragonkid9718 6 років тому +27

      You made me laughing

    • @grimreefer9324
      @grimreefer9324 6 років тому +29

      **High laughing**

    • @turnr3326
      @turnr3326 6 років тому +11

      Shredder insert *yo I’m so clapped Animoji thinks ma eyes are closed* guy

    • @ashleahoague7787
      @ashleahoague7787 6 років тому +5

      Lol u made me cry of laugher lol

    • @yelhsaviolet
      @yelhsaviolet 5 років тому +9

      NOW JUST HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE!!
      *confused mind blow stare*
      Did you get the reference

  • @kyioto2670
    @kyioto2670 8 років тому +1547

    Mark is literally what all store clerks think lol XD

  • @Helldiver5n23
    @Helldiver5n23 11 місяців тому +474

    This was 7 years ago..
    oh my god guys it was 7 at the time of writing this. i get its 8 now. thats how time works.

    • @morganprior7746
      @morganprior7746 8 місяців тому +18

      feels like yesterday 😅

    • @LiteralSky
      @LiteralSky 8 місяців тому +15

      Crazy I remember when this was posted like it was yesterday

    • @miltiaspogfrog9684
      @miltiaspogfrog9684 8 місяців тому +22

      8 years now…

    • @Jjjjjjj-d7r
      @Jjjjjjj-d7r 8 місяців тому +1

      More like 8…and it was like it was made 4 hours ago

    • @Helldiver5n23
      @Helldiver5n23 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Jjjjjjj-d7r this has some SERIOUS '4 hours ago' energy for sure

  • @anneguthre6449
    @anneguthre6449 7 років тому +67

    I like how mark takes the glasses off the robots

    • @jade_blax
      @jade_blax 6 років тому +1

      Ann!e Guthr!e Yeah😂 He's so rude..poor robots :D

    • @inkyt5748
      @inkyt5748 6 років тому

      Agreed have u seen the old lady

    • @MonochromicOutcast
      @MonochromicOutcast 6 років тому

      Ann!e Guthr!e boi i like it more when mark eats everything

  • @cooldude56g
    @cooldude56g 8 років тому +186

    10:10
    "I love electric blue goo, it's got what plants crave!"
    *pauses video*
    *sits in silence for a good, solid 30 seconds to remember what that's referencing*
    "HOLY SHIT MARK HAS SEEN IDIOCRACY!"

  • @PencilSticks
    @PencilSticks 8 років тому +2623

    Who else was waiting for someone to try and rob the store?

  • @kippieguthrie9253
    @kippieguthrie9253 4 роки тому +182

    robot: "Can i also get one of those meat cylinders?
    Mark: "WELL, UH? EXCUSE ME?"

    • @christianjames3797
      @christianjames3797 4 роки тому +6

      Ah yes i would Love a Meat cylinder of the earthling word "Male" the frosting after taste is delicious

    • @schwarzwolfram7925
      @schwarzwolfram7925 2 роки тому

      @@christianjames3797 That was frosting? I thought is was mayonnaise.

  • @heroofwinds3990
    @heroofwinds3990 8 років тому +555

    "Can I have a meat cylinder?"
    "Excuse me!?"
    idk that part just killed me 😂😂

    • @blueninja8250
      @blueninja8250 8 років тому +1

      Hi Phil eggtree

    • @im_a_spooon
      @im_a_spooon 8 років тому +1

      hey turn on the subtitles and look at 7:03

    • @im_a_spooon
      @im_a_spooon 8 років тому +1

      and 10:55

    • @Emma-te5el
      @Emma-te5el 8 років тому +2

      Ikr! I died laughing at that part

    • @marquisdifiore
      @marquisdifiore 8 років тому +1

      oh just now i noticed the dirty part in it

  • @lulzgalore6249
    @lulzgalore6249 8 років тому +245

    It's Got What Plants Crave!
    -Mark 2016

  • @katimation9940
    @katimation9940 4 роки тому +437

    "It's got what plants crave!"
    Yes.

  • @AC_709
    @AC_709 2 роки тому +41

    10:05
    Imagine walking into a convenience store and having to deal with an employee that acts like this.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 роки тому +1

      I'm just focusing on your profile picture. Naegi is such a cinnamon roll

  • @josephstauss2033
    @josephstauss2033 6 років тому +30

    I love the little clips with no gameplay, just mark randomly standing in the room with the headset and the hand thingies just waving around and dancing

  • @james201027
    @james201027 6 років тому +371

    Robot:I just went jogging can I get something to replenish my electrolytes.
    Markiplier:ok... How about... electric blue goo it's got what plants crave!
    *Throughs soda at robot.
    Markiplier: well no one liked electric blue goo but people like... Mountain scream it's got what plants crave!
    *Scans it than slams on counter.
    *Squrts out soda
    *Watch's for a minute
    Markiplier:well how about... Sweet genaric cola it's got what plants crave! Carefully scans it than set's it carefully on the counter.
    *Looks at board well s#!t!

    • @yelhsaviolet
      @yelhsaviolet 5 років тому +3

      chain & triangle sweet generic off brand cola

    • @darcytheaussie3097
      @darcytheaussie3097 5 років тому +9

      How the fuck do you not know how to spell throw. Oh wait you could just be an uneducated squeaker little shit, that probably explains it.

    • @thyanimalcrew1133
      @thyanimalcrew1133 5 років тому +1

      Well........ Bye soda

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 5 років тому +5

      @@darcytheaussie3097 You know, there's something called being polite. I know it's really hard to do for special ones like you, but you have to try, okay buddy?

    • @darcytheaussie3097
      @darcytheaussie3097 5 років тому +3

      Meow? Meow. Mate, how bout you fuck off to the shithole you came from and your dumbass name, I'm a fuckin Aussie, considering from your comment, you haven't met an Aussie.

  • @ultimatespidermanmenutheme5225
    @ultimatespidermanmenutheme5225 8 років тому +2702

    *scans chips* here you go *put chips in cash rejester*

    • @jayes-6557
      @jayes-6557 8 років тому +10

      Ok

    • @nikkip.2343
      @nikkip.2343 8 років тому +11

      learn to spell-_-

    • @leomillan4622
      @leomillan4622 8 років тому +1

      +MarkipIier fat and btw i was really effective this time almost clicked

    • @midgamejeff-why-got
      @midgamejeff-why-got 8 років тому +3

      +MarkipIier so legit wedsite

    • @PoodiePieNasro
      @PoodiePieNasro 8 років тому

      +Benjamin Pervanic your pic is adorable ^-^

  • @WhipPlaysYT
    @WhipPlaysYT 4 роки тому +29

    10:00 - 10:36
    I love this part of the video!!
    *It's got what plants crave!!*

  • @puncakesarepuns429
    @puncakesarepuns429 6 років тому +141

    10:19 Everytime I open a soda bottle.

  • @maxpayne421
    @maxpayne421 8 років тому +252

    Guy: keep the Change
    Mark: Fuck off! (Throws coin) :D

    • @kaliyaht.6537
      @kaliyaht.6537 8 років тому

      +Keira Dineley you're such a dumbass. Learn to read bitch

    • @trollllort9847
      @trollllort9847 8 років тому +1

      +Keira Dineley learn to fucking read it's what he said IN VIDEO. Fucking asswhipe

    • @D0NCH33T0
      @D0NCH33T0 8 років тому

      +Raiven Lindsay Fight Club

    • @josephg1125
      @josephg1125 8 років тому

      100th like

    • @trollllort9847
      @trollllort9847 8 років тому +1

      ***** Love how you point out my comment yet you COMPLETELY ignore the others. Go sit on a pinecone ^^

  • @renbies2304
    @renbies2304 6 років тому +548

    *iT's GoT wHaT pLaNtS cRaVe!*

    • @aepheixa
      @aepheixa 6 років тому +8

      I need merch!

    • @therealmranimus
      @therealmranimus 5 років тому +1

      Aw shit you didnt want any of this!!!!

    • @darkness7885
      @darkness7885 5 років тому

      Yeah, human DNA

    • @Fruit-snacker
      @Fruit-snacker 5 років тому +5

      I think its an idiocracy reference

    • @yelhsaviolet
      @yelhsaviolet 5 років тому

      SadMochi your comment was funny mine was more of I have no life

  • @musicismysanity2085
    @musicismysanity2085 4 роки тому +70

    I want someone to defend me how Mark defends his popsicles

  • @avagvo
    @avagvo 7 років тому +49

    The most hysterical parts were when he took their glasses and switched them out.

  • @zenoxmusic61
    @zenoxmusic61 7 років тому +43

    Mountain Scream, it’s got what plants crave!

  • @oliviastockdale2322
    @oliviastockdale2322 6 років тому +302

    Bot: Can I also get one of those meat cylinders please?
    *EXCUSE ME?!?*

  • @amg_agasi101
    @amg_agasi101 4 роки тому +37

    1:34
    " Everyones a criminal untill proven otherwise!" - Mark, 2016

  • @knightpanic1931
    @knightpanic1931 4 роки тому +232

    16:46 I swear to god the robot sounds like mark

  • @setomari
    @setomari 4 роки тому +41

    Mark: *finds deadly fireworks* LOOK VERY DEEPLY INTO THIS TUBE!

  • @MerpKingIsMe
    @MerpKingIsMe 7 років тому +129

    I love that the hot dogs have been burning the entire time

  • @blueisadude
    @blueisadude 4 роки тому +91

    "I'm not real, I'm fake. My life is a lie!"
    FORESHADOWING ACTIVATED.

  • @waffaeles6776
    @waffaeles6776 5 років тому +50

    13:06 imagine walking into the room, and not seeing his gameplay... 😂

  • @SilverDragon-xi4qf
    @SilverDragon-xi4qf 7 років тому +198

    Mark- “I know the perfect thing for distracting little girls!”
    That’s not creepy at all

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 6 років тому +9

      Actually, the creepy part about it is how he says "It's gonna be SUPERSIZE!!" Euphemisms. Euphemisms... everywhere.

    • @anastasiathings3319
      @anastasiathings3319 6 років тому +1

      I agree haha

    • @mysticspace3369
      @mysticspace3369 6 років тому +2

      He meant in an innocent way tho

  • @exargyromeno3648
    @exargyromeno3648 8 років тому +156

    I love how you chunk shit at the robots!

    • @djozenkoski472
      @djozenkoski472 8 років тому +3

      chuck*

    • @TrollingGuy2000
      @TrollingGuy2000 8 років тому +1

      +Dj Ozenkoski Wow you're so mature.

    • @yellowdog5478
      @yellowdog5478 8 років тому

      +TrollingGuy2000 agreed

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 8 років тому +6

      i love it how he just eat the food without even opening it or just by eating by mistake xD

    • @Imacuser223
      @Imacuser223 8 років тому

      +Nathan Wright - Including *money*... ¬_¬ (4:21)

  • @santinoliao5238
    @santinoliao5238 2 роки тому +7

    11:08 the athletic bot sounds like mat pat when he says "energized"

  • @kelli8470
    @kelli8470 7 років тому +485

    "It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!"

    • @quetz8128
      @quetz8128 7 років тому +7

      I read this when he said it.

    • @megamegatron99
      @megamegatron99 7 років тому +4

      which time?

    • @klaura6799
      @klaura6799 7 років тому

      Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person a

    • @cursified
      @cursified 7 років тому +1

      Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person FIRE- MORE SPECIFICALLY THE SUN. SO PLANTS LIKE FIRE =)

    • @spaaps
      @spaaps 7 років тому

      O look it's a dog! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

  • @wafflemcunicorn4732
    @wafflemcunicorn4732 7 років тому +1520

    "Yes this is my first job... HUMANS DON'T WORK!!!" I'm watching this in on my break... at work

    • @johnfortnitetheraw
      @johnfortnitetheraw 7 років тому +6

      Catsrule XD :3 lies

    • @CameronDuncan
      @CameronDuncan 7 років тому +5

      8-Bit The MusicDroid like your life

    • @gingerslime800
      @gingerslime800 7 років тому +4

      Yeah lies cuz ur clearly like 5

    • @imlilwelch7855
      @imlilwelch7855 7 років тому

      Ginger Slime bruh not even my sister can type so bruh naw yeah I got some country in me so I can talk like this bruh they not five!

    • @miac1379
      @miac1379 7 років тому +1

      Catsrule XD :3 XD

  • @oliviastockdale2322
    @oliviastockdale2322 6 років тому +224

    *Look very deeply into this tube*

    • @Ssoulseek1
      @Ssoulseek1 6 років тому +2

      And we found.... Not click bait (Got shot) (Got raped) (Got killed

    • @kimcolorsfangirl7615
      @kimcolorsfangirl7615 6 років тому +1

      Ok

    • @Mist7417
      @Mist7417 5 років тому +2

      *coughs* that's what she said

    • @bigtoee99
      @bigtoee99 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lindseyfaircloth7796
    @lindseyfaircloth7796 4 роки тому +116

    Her: He's probably cheating on me
    Him:

  • @ottmah8256
    @ottmah8256 4 роки тому +125

    “oOOoO, that looks-“
    *”A C C E P T A B L E.”*

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 4 роки тому +4

      nik Hello, I would like the buy these
      C H I P S.

  • @maryy__mayy4023
    @maryy__mayy4023 7 років тому +40

    "ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" Had me dieing

  • @iammonkeygirl4632
    @iammonkeygirl4632 8 років тому +241

    Mark: Have fun... with your diabetes.
    Me.
    1993-2016.

  • @jkh861
    @jkh861 4 роки тому +194

    Robot costumer who doesn’t know anything about *ahem*: Can I get one of those *meat cylinders?*
    Mark (and admittedly me): *ExScUsE mE????*

  • @falicltheitz5924
    @falicltheitz5924 7 років тому +110

    10:07 "Electric Blue goo? I LOVE ELECTRIC BLUE GOO! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" You guys are welcome

    • @stevenseyfried7531
      @stevenseyfried7531 7 років тому +1

      FaliClt Heitz you just saved me from Clorox bleach cancer

    • @AnimationXen
      @AnimationXen 6 років тому

      FaliClt Heitz PEOPLE LIKE MOUNTAIN SCREAM ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

    • @Z-A-C
      @Z-A-C 6 років тому

      Sweet generic off brand cola! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE !

  • @tpseptictwaimzmagic3563
    @tpseptictwaimzmagic3563 8 років тому +54

    "If it says Mcloughlin I'm gonna be pissed"
    Wtf why did this have me crying 😂 LOL

  • @ashnelson5562
    @ashnelson5562 6 років тому +14

    I jsut love how at 3:54 Mark's voice raises to the highest of astonishment at the Jubmo Sizer.

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 Місяць тому +2

    i like how marks immediate instinct when someone with glasses walks in is to take them, then:
    a: put them on himself
    b: put them on the next robot to float in
    c: throw them away like garbage

  • @jadephoenix5472
    @jadephoenix5472 8 років тому +87

    "so shut about your sad life, IM A STORE CLERK!" -Markiplier

  • @firelordgamer1132
    @firelordgamer1132 7 років тому +55

    Mark:" I'm just going to eat a burrito and forget all my troubles in another reality".
    Me: What are you going to put in that burrito?

  • @randomwolfplaysminecraftan9067
    @randomwolfplaysminecraftan9067 5 років тому +202

    20:12
    principal “who was in the fight and why were they fighting”
    me “I ain’t no snitch”

    • @Sleepycow7764
      @Sleepycow7764 5 років тому +1

      I’m dying.

    • @bagleoddtv
      @bagleoddtv 4 роки тому +4

      *chillz voice* top ten reasons why Markiplier isn’t 6ix9ne

    • @Cynical_Crow
      @Cynical_Crow 4 роки тому +4

      Ok but fr we had one of those stupid DARE packets in school and in one of the questions it was like:
      Your friend stole something and the cashier didn’t notice, what do you do?
      And I chose D. Since I ain’t no snitch

    • @varuunbadree
      @varuunbadree Рік тому

      I would simply slap the both of em

  • @Just_Ben_YT
    @Just_Ben_YT 4 роки тому +18

    14:38 that "wait a minute" was so genuine

  • @rubyyhaha5883
    @rubyyhaha5883 7 років тому +405

    Mark:My life is a lie
    Job bot: all righty
    Me:what

    • @CrazeTwizt
      @CrazeTwizt 7 років тому

      ummmmm why do you say at 4 I'm confused why did you see that but you are crazy I do not know why

    • @CrazeTwizt
      @CrazeTwizt 7 років тому +1

      Hello I'm going to talk to me or not I'm just taking you you're too I don't know if you have your own UA-cam but you can just show me a picture or not because I really badly want to yes or no when you show up when picture up on when I'm talking to you please so please tell me to show up a picture while I'm talking to you so yeah are you going to or not?????????

    • @sansisntness
      @sansisntness 6 років тому +1

      Teresa Mitchell are you a bot?

    • @verytiredteaartist7363
      @verytiredteaartist7363 6 років тому +3

      Teresa Mitchell *DEAMONS JIM!* DEAMONS!!

    • @arourastripedeputy2345
      @arourastripedeputy2345 6 років тому +2

      Jet Packinski mark: oh... I thought it was going to explode out of his noose... Well ok!"

  • @e2fadedd
    @e2fadedd 8 років тому +325

    "could I get one of those meat cylinders plz?"
    mark: excuse me?

    • @e2fadedd
      @e2fadedd 8 років тому

      I dyed😂

    • @ferret7227
      @ferret7227 8 років тому

      +the chosen one 17 OK... not those kind

    • @e2fadedd
      @e2fadedd 8 років тому

      +Joshua Gansmann duuuuuuuude

    • @jan651
      @jan651 8 років тому

      +septiplier away Your profile pic and username are my life right now... are we the same person?

    • @e2fadedd
      @e2fadedd 8 років тому

      +J Eve (47Rebel) maybe🤔🤔🤔

  • @sydneylynn5735
    @sydneylynn5735 8 років тому +85

    ...IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!!...😂😂😂

    • @phanicatmychemicalseptipli6463
      @phanicatmychemicalseptipli6463 8 років тому +4

      sydney fman
      I say that whenever I'm at the store with my mum and they scan the items

    • @angelina6439
      @angelina6439 8 років тому +2

      sydney fman lol 😂

    • @madisons9335
      @madisons9335 7 років тому +2

      MySydneyLife I'm laughed so hard 😂😂

    • @jenbooob
      @jenbooob 7 років тому

      MySydneyLife idiocracy

  • @Baloo..
    @Baloo.. 4 роки тому +109

    When you're watching this during the pandemic and just like:
    Robots?: Most likely 👌🏼

  • @jaydencampbell7749
    @jaydencampbell7749 8 років тому +472

    waiting for the animation of this 😂

  • @jillgoodman4344
    @jillgoodman4344 7 років тому +72

    the highlight of my day was watching mark repeatedly grab random objects and say "it's what the plants crave!!" to a bunch of robots in attempt to see something😂💕

    • @Kryaide
      @Kryaide 7 років тому

      Jill Goodman I just watched that movie then watched this and I laughed so hard

  • @beckypiskura205
    @beckypiskura205 6 років тому +115

    "If it says Mc Lovin Im going to be super pissed "

  • @armandomorales9009
    @armandomorales9009 3 роки тому +9

    18:23 he just starts zooming in😂

    • @timebombx10
      @timebombx10 4 місяці тому

      "if it says Mcloven imma be super pissed" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BabyRainForest
    @BabyRainForest 8 років тому +134

    I like how he just throws things at the boss xD

    • @SimplyTypicalMe
      @SimplyTypicalMe 8 років тому +6

      That's what I'll do! xD
      ( btw like your Haru profile pic)

    • @toremees2915
      @toremees2915 8 років тому

      i love it too

    • @farhamansor9923
      @farhamansor9923 8 років тому +2

      And randomly takes people glasses

    • @BabyRainForest
      @BabyRainForest 8 років тому

      +TheBroly Destroyer HaruxRinxpool °_°

    • @d3rpybac0n83
      @d3rpybac0n83 8 років тому

      XD thats what da games for (probly not)

  • @Awsomeguy-nd9qz
    @Awsomeguy-nd9qz 7 років тому +515

    I felt so bad when the granny came in and didn't win the lottery

  • @huffleclaw6662
    @huffleclaw6662 8 років тому +113

    "I know just the thing to distract little girls it's going to be super sized"
    -Markiplier 2016

  • @cupcup.
    @cupcup. 3 роки тому +12

    17:20
    Jobbot: the human uprising of 2027
    Me: *6 more years*

  • @MrLahey-lx9ku
    @MrLahey-lx9ku 6 років тому +156

    “Here you go” *puts chips in cash register*😂😂😂😂

    • @taylormendez2301
      @taylormendez2301 6 років тому +5

      we just got a new chip reader today

    • @Ssoulseek1
      @Ssoulseek1 6 років тому +2

      @@taylormendez2301 OMG

    • @yelhsaviolet
      @yelhsaviolet 5 років тому +1

      RandyBoBandy *puts chips in register gives customer money*

  • @anonymousislegion3092
    @anonymousislegion3092 8 років тому +151

    Job bot: here comes trouble
    Mark screames and puts hands up:
    Robber: today's not your lucky day pal
    Mark: apparently not

  • @thefitnessgrampacertest4289
    @thefitnessgrampacertest4289 6 років тому +80

    “Stock the ‘adult diapers’ “ -Mark

    • @volcanoisland1895
      @volcanoisland1895 6 років тому +2

      When you work in a store you stock everything, its just putting things on the shelf, do it often enough and it doesnt matter what those things are.

    • @tundrakitty
      @tundrakitty 5 років тому

      @Jess Late Way to ruin the joke, bud.

  • @Vinceras
    @Vinceras 5 місяців тому +4

    Still watching this in 2024. Man...what a gem of a video lol

  • @iotasigmagamma
    @iotasigmagamma 8 років тому +31

    I'm definetly not the only one who laughed out loud at 5:37 when he yells "eat a diiiiick!" XD

    • @laci2142
      @laci2142 7 років тому

      Philip Galati hears mark say eat a diiiick. laughs and turns down volume

  • @dancerforlife2038
    @dancerforlife2038 7 років тому +46

    19:43 Robot: I can't go back to jail!
    Mark: You were lucky it ran out

  • @vikingwalker0-1
    @vikingwalker0-1 8 років тому +226

    This REALLY needs to be animated. Like if you agree.

  • @sp1d3rzzz96
    @sp1d3rzzz96 4 роки тому +15

    WHEN HE SAID IM JUST GONNA CHUG THIS PINK STUFF CUZ IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN HAS ME DYING 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @haveprideanddonthide2337
    @haveprideanddonthide2337 7 років тому +75

    ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!! I dyed every time he said it. 🤣

    • @joeykboy300
      @joeykboy300 6 років тому +2

      HAVE PRIDE! AND DON’T HIDE! I love you I want to have time

    • @happygoluckydogeburgnester583
      @happygoluckydogeburgnester583 6 років тому

      SHHHOOOOT ITT!!! *shoots angry screaming missiles made of fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

    • @mylifesucks3944
      @mylifesucks3944 6 років тому

      HAVE PRIDE! AND DON’T HIDE! Oh. Thats the real reason why your profile pic is rainbow.

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 6 років тому

      Died*

    • @thebrocode5554
      @thebrocode5554 6 років тому

      Did you dye your hair?
      (Edit: wrong die hhhh)

  • @eternaltotinos
    @eternaltotinos 7 років тому +266

    "Oh you sweet summer child.." IM LITERALLY DYING xD :]]]]

    • @kiroakimada2775
      @kiroakimada2775 6 років тому

      Trash Panda
      When did he say that?

    • @iamaganondorf
      @iamaganondorf 6 років тому

      i subbed to you because u know the Kubz Scouts and everyone else i know doesnt know the Kubz Scouts

    • @lisamissmewitdatbs
      @lisamissmewitdatbs 6 років тому

      SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!! HES DIEING!!

    • @candynelson4500
      @candynelson4500 6 років тому

      Rip

  • @JP-yf2bg
    @JP-yf2bg 8 років тому +114

    Bot:"Can I get one of those meat cylinders?Mark: "EXCUSE ME!?" LMAO

    • @brittonwhite710
      @brittonwhite710 8 років тому +6

      I want your meat cylinder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Detached_s0uI
      @Detached_s0uI 8 років тому

      +Britton White XD

    • @Anth0nyMa8899
      @Anth0nyMa8899 8 років тому

      +Britton White lol

    • @sadlink7657
      @sadlink7657 8 років тому

      +Britton White WELL OK THEN.

    • @prodbymercury
      @prodbymercury 8 років тому +3

      +Jake Marshal HAVE FUNN!!!!!.........With your diabetes............----- Mark 2016 -----

  • @LouM897
    @LouM897 3 роки тому +6

    4:30 Imagine walking into a shop and being served by Wilford

  • @StrawberrySchnapps
    @StrawberrySchnapps 6 років тому +29

    IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAAVE!!!

  • @creature6309
    @creature6309 8 років тому +49

    Mark- "I usually don't even wear pants"
    Me- *Laughing way to hard*

    • @blueaccelerator2674
      @blueaccelerator2674 7 років тому

      Booper Dooper270 I hate that comment you suck

    • @biebeans1610
      @biebeans1610 7 років тому

      +cole bennett Wow. You are a real jerk. A lot of people thought that was funny, and just because you don't like it the person who says it sucks?? Personally, just for that, I think YOU suck.

  • @rudolftheguyfr6469
    @rudolftheguyfr6469 6 років тому +21

    This are One of funiest series mark ever made!

    • @thyanimalcrew1133
      @thyanimalcrew1133 5 років тому

      Cuz it has what plants want...... I said that wrong

  • @derpykat5
    @derpykat5 3 роки тому +3

    The entire sequence from 10:00 to 10:35 is by far the best moment of the series