10:10 "I love electric blue goo, it's got what plants crave!" *pauses video* *sits in silence for a good, solid 30 seconds to remember what that's referencing* "HOLY SHIT MARK HAS SEEN IDIOCRACY!"
Hahaha! It's hilarious how the first thing Markaplier does when a customer comes in is reach over the counter and throw their glasses away. I think he's showing he's dominance as the alpha male by being the only one wearing glasses in the store.
I love the little clips with no gameplay, just mark randomly standing in the room with the headset and the hand thingies just waving around and dancing
True story. I worked in a convenience store my first year in college. My boss told me on the first day that I was responsible for everything in the register, and that if I was robbed, I'd better not open that safe. I flat-out told her that I was making $7.25 an hour and if someone came in with a gun, I was giving him everything I could get my hands on. They let me keep the job anyway.
i like how marks immediate instinct when someone with glasses walks in is to take them, then: a: put them on himself b: put them on the next robot to float in c: throw them away like garbage
Robot:I just went jogging can I get something to replenish my electrolytes. Markiplier:ok... How about... electric blue goo it's got what plants crave! *Throughs soda at robot. Markiplier: well no one liked electric blue goo but people like... Mountain scream it's got what plants crave! *Scans it than slams on counter. *Squrts out soda *Watch's for a minute Markiplier:well how about... Sweet genaric cola it's got what plants crave! Carefully scans it than set's it carefully on the counter. *Looks at board well s#!t!
@@darcytheaussie3097 You know, there's something called being polite. I know it's really hard to do for special ones like you, but you have to try, okay buddy?
Meow? Meow. Mate, how bout you fuck off to the shithole you came from and your dumbass name, I'm a fuckin Aussie, considering from your comment, you haven't met an Aussie.
Ok but fr we had one of those stupid DARE packets in school and in one of the questions it was like: Your friend stole something and the cashier didn’t notice, what do you do? And I chose D. Since I ain’t no snitch
the highlight of my day was watching mark repeatedly grab random objects and say "it's what the plants crave!!" to a bunch of robots in attempt to see something😂💕
+cole bennett Wow. You are a real jerk. A lot of people thought that was funny, and just because you don't like it the person who says it sucks?? Personally, just for that, I think YOU suck.
*corporate Bot: I need you to reload the stuff on the shelves.Well there you go you know the drill *Mark:Unplugged Entertainment......is it a P**n mag? its not s*xy at all* wait thats illegal?
Hello I'm going to talk to me or not I'm just taking you you're too I don't know if you have your own UA-cam but you can just show me a picture or not because I really badly want to yes or no when you show up when picture up on when I'm talking to you please so please tell me to show up a picture while I'm talking to you so yeah are you going to or not?????????
I love it how that “juiced-up” bot was trying to ask for a burrito as Mark was just throwing everything in the store at his face
just say drunk🥴
@@randomizedchannel5302 no
Just like in real life
Throwing stuff at drunk people is funny
Kakyoin?
Shit I’ve been noticed
Robot:You can keep the change kind human
Markiplier:What. Fuck off I don't need your charity
Toby Hughes
Toby Hughes Simpsons reference
The response of A man who owns 4 ovens.
Grill: caution hot
Mark: *immediately submerges hands in bars*
spooky randomness he burnt his hand twice
If it says caution hot mark will most definitely put his face on it or hands in it😂
ayyy I'm your 100th like-
"submerges" XD
Actually, popsicles do go bad, they get all gooey and slimey after a while, it's really gross
Sad old lady robot: “Well I guess I won’t be getting my upgrades today”
Mark: *throws coin at her*
@dioakolo umm fake markiplier
crew memebers: votes markiplier
mark was a fake
Grill says "Caution hot"
Mark immediately touches
GameMagma *burns joyfully*
That would be me.............
WOLFZX_ H20 mood mmmppllp
Pmmo mom
Sounds like something I would do. 🤣🤣🤣
ROBOT:I would like a meat cylinder please
MARK:what
when the robot said that I was thinking she wanted the d
(Hotdog) I'm right here you dipshit human
anthony Martinez the d as in dog
😏 she wants the dog
Me: a penis?
Robot : “Human uprising of 2027”
Me : *realizes next year is 2020 and that means it’s less than 7 years away*
Oh crap
If it means there will be adorable floating robot friends everywhere that sounds like a year to look foreword to it
Zoe Carpenter oh....oh crap....oh no....
That’s what I was thinking 😳 it’s disturbing really
Zoe Carpenter I’m graduating in 2027
mark saying "I'm not real" as a joke back then
mark now: actually really meaning it
i was boutta say that
@@yesnohhhhhhhghhhhhhhh TOO BAD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHQHQHAHAQAHJAAHAHH
junction
Markiplier is a weirdo
@@jayzev5672 he is but that’s why we love him. We’re all a bunch of weirdos here.
@@jayzev5672 That's a very strange way to say that you're boring.
I love how mark takes every robot'is glasses off and then throws it at them XD
I didn't see this comment until after I commented about the glasses thing xD
Hello I love your popularmmos animations
ZAMination Productions OMG YOUR HERE!!!!!!!!
Just realized you were zamination LOVE YOUR ANIMATIONS
I'd like your comment but you make Minecraft content
“You could start by cleaning off your counter!”
Mark: *throws everything*
same I did when I played
@@garykplaysgames3855 i had a stroke trying to read your reply
helo tf
4:19
Mark: Fuck off, I don't need your charity
Had me dying
Same
Yeah, I don't know Mark is so mean in these videos but I fucking love it. His inner pessimism is coming out
*Me: laughing so hard whenever Mark just steals people's glasses without saying a n y t h i n g*
I just subscribed to you because ur funny
"Why are you watching this video and eating lucky charms at 5 in the morning?"
"Because its got what plants crave"
Da freak?
the gaming boss Its got what plants crave
potatofoox thanks clearly you know what plants crave too
Yeah electrolytes
Azdaja Pyrope Have you seen Idiocracy?
13:40
Mark: Sees a guy
Mark:steals his glasses
Mark:puts on his glasses
Mark:proceds to throw him his own glasses
lol yea
He hit a guy, with glasses
Lol 😂
@@diamondproductions9308 well played :)
@@Get2thecharger0 YOU GOT THE REFERENCE!!! 👍👍👍
Me: How could you be mean to granny bot? How could you!
Mark :'cause it has what plants crave.
Hahhahahahhahahahahahha
Mark:Shut up
Customer bot: "have a lovely day, deary"
Mark: (chucks a ticket at them as they leave) *"EaT A dIcK"*
i love marks content ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
It also is SUPERSIZED
Skyblock923 fuck you
Skyblock923 you did not
@@chrisgeraci1630 CALM down! It's a joke
@@Ruby-ov5rt do what? Make a joke?
16:43
Mark: *drops burrito*
Also Mark: *casually phases through the counter to pick it up*
"Caution hot"
Mark: **puts his both entire palms in it instantly**
The signs of him being a masochist have been there all along
He's Asian isn't he?
robot: "Can i also get one of those meat cylinders?
Mark: "WELL, UH? EXCUSE ME?"
Ah yes i would Love a Meat cylinder of the earthling word "Male" the frosting after taste is delicious
@@christianjames3797 That was frosting? I thought is was mayonnaise.
10:10
"I love electric blue goo, it's got what plants crave!"
*pauses video*
*sits in silence for a good, solid 30 seconds to remember what that's referencing*
"HOLY SHIT MARK HAS SEEN IDIOCRACY!"
+cooldude56g Brawndo.
+cooldude56g you're an idiot *wink*
I did the same thing XD
+cooldude56g From the movie, Idiocracy.
"But why do plants crave it?"
I love watching markiplier because
*"It's got what plants crave!"*
Bruh
Nice
It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!!!!!!!!
eLEcTroLYTes!
(10:08)
Hahaha! It's hilarious how the first thing Markaplier does when a customer comes in is reach over the counter and throw their glasses away.
I think he's showing he's dominance as the alpha male by being the only one wearing glasses in the store.
Ikr
+PurpleStorm8 no cuz he didn't pee over them.
+PurpleStorm8 I think it's just yet another example of his impulsivity.
+Isaac Cook natural thing to do
So true XD
This was 7 years ago..
oh my god guys it was 7 at the time of writing this. i get its 8 now. thats how time works.
feels like yesterday 😅
Crazy I remember when this was posted like it was yesterday
8 years now…
More like 8…and it was like it was made 4 hours ago
@@Jjjjjjj-d7r this has some SERIOUS '4 hours ago' energy for sure
"Can I have a meat cylinder?"
"Excuse me!?"
idk that part just killed me 😂😂
Hi Phil eggtree
hey turn on the subtitles and look at 7:03
and 10:55
Ikr! I died laughing at that part
oh just now i noticed the dirty part in it
"If it says Mcloughlin I'm gonna be pissed"
Wtf why did this have me crying 😂 LOL
Oh and for those of you who don't get it jacks name is "Sean William Mcloughlin"
hi jack
no its not you don't get the refrence
jack its not that bad man you are my fav
Kaden Enderle who are you talking too?!
I love this series! It's got what plants crave!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this an Idiocracy reference?
@@ultimax140 Brondo. It's what plants crave.
@@ultimax140 Possibly, but Mark says it multiple times in this video.
10:05
Imagine walking into a convenience store and having to deal with an employee that acts like this.
I'm just focusing on your profile picture. Naegi is such a cinnamon roll
Mark:" I'm just going to eat a burrito and forget all my troubles in another reality".
Me: What are you going to put in that burrito?
Thanos.
An unholy amount of meth.
"how high are you?" no mark, its "hi how are you?"
You made me laughing
**High laughing**
Shredder insert *yo I’m so clapped Animoji thinks ma eyes are closed* guy
Lol u made me cry of laugher lol
NOW JUST HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE!!
*confused mind blow stare*
Did you get the reference
I love the little clips with no gameplay, just mark randomly standing in the room with the headset and the hand thingies just waving around and dancing
10:00 - 10:36
I love this part of the video!!
*It's got what plants crave!!*
Lmao same
Mark is literally what all store clerks think lol XD
I know right
lol if you see a store clerks mind you see Markiplier
Bubblegum Crybaby uiiiii
True
Bubblegum Cryba
True story. I worked in a convenience store my first year in college. My boss told me on the first day that I was responsible for everything in the register, and that if I was robbed, I'd better not open that safe. I flat-out told her that I was making $7.25 an hour and if someone came in with a gun, I was giving him everything I could get my hands on.
They let me keep the job anyway.
Kay Crewe XD really
Kay Crewe
Lying is a sin
Kay Crewe
Lol😂
Kay Crewe did you get robbed? If not, good fur you.
*IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN*
The Atomic Waffle I hate to break it to you but I'm eating waffle right now!
@@ariesrenae4163 I hate it t break it to you but I'm eating wolf right now!
@@darkness7885 I hate to break it to you, but I have a flashlight
@@frenchsoldier8485 I hate to break this to you but I broke your flashlight
@@kerrickfininen8124 I hate to break it to you,but you go to Gulag
1:34
" Everyones a criminal untill proven otherwise!" - Mark, 2016
"ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" Had me dieing
"so shut about your sad life, IM A STORE CLERK!" -Markiplier
2016
+Derpy Me!3 12
+Derpy Me!3 I have a green moustache necklace, but I'm not wearing it right now
hahahaha
+TheRealZeldaFan some ketup too!!
Job bot: here comes trouble
Mark screames and puts hands up:
Robber: today's not your lucky day pal
Mark: apparently not
"I'm not real, I'm fake. My life is a lie!"
FORESHADOWING ACTIVATED.
I don't get it, can you maybe explain?
@@SevPlaysVideoGames no
@@SevPlaysVideoGames Unus Annus?
Mountain Scream, it’s got what plants crave!
It's Got What Plants Crave!
-Mark 2016
mark: is that a porn magazine? it's not sexy at all!
F***ing I'm dyin xD OMG IM DED! x3 OK OK IM IM DONE xD
+CrAyAlWaYs 4LiFe heh
Yep. The sodas and the Dapple Sprackles at 12:10
EVERYTIME I look back at this vid
I MUST LAUGH
The most hysterical parts were when he took their glasses and switched them out.
I can't believe this game was 6 years ago time does go fast
I agree
2020 came by so slowly,, it took slow! 2021 seems like yesterday and im scared 2023 is going to go by faster then I think
2021 didn’t even exist 😭
@paulinasunday6512bot, go to the place you belong, DA Trash
@send me message @markiplier680
you've been selected to piss directly into my mouth. Good money, Mark.
I like how mark takes the glasses off the robots
Ann!e Guthr!e Yeah😂 He's so rude..poor robots :D
Agreed have u seen the old lady
Ann!e Guthr!e boi i like it more when mark eats everything
“oOOoO, that looks-“
*”A C C E P T A B L E.”*
nik Hello, I would like the buy these
C H I P S.
Mark: *finds deadly fireworks* LOOK VERY DEEPLY INTO THIS TUBE!
I want someone to defend me how Mark defends his popsicles
Saaaaaammmeeee!!!!!
10:07 "Electric Blue goo? I LOVE ELECTRIC BLUE GOO! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" You guys are welcome
FaliClt Heitz you just saved me from Clorox bleach cancer
FaliClt Heitz PEOPLE LIKE MOUNTAIN SCREAM ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
Sweet generic off brand cola! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE !
Mark: Have fun... with your diabetes.
Me.
1993-2016.
I died at that part too! XD
Random rainbow kitten
Yes?
JLeafYeti 39
LeafYeti 39
Mark- “I know the perfect thing for distracting little girls!”
That’s not creepy at all
Actually, the creepy part about it is how he says "It's gonna be SUPERSIZE!!" Euphemisms. Euphemisms... everywhere.
I agree haha
He meant in an innocent way tho
i like how marks immediate instinct when someone with glasses walks in is to take them, then:
a: put them on himself
b: put them on the next robot to float in
c: throw them away like garbage
Robot:I just went jogging can I get something to replenish my electrolytes.
Markiplier:ok... How about... electric blue goo it's got what plants crave!
*Throughs soda at robot.
Markiplier: well no one liked electric blue goo but people like... Mountain scream it's got what plants crave!
*Scans it than slams on counter.
*Squrts out soda
*Watch's for a minute
Markiplier:well how about... Sweet genaric cola it's got what plants crave! Carefully scans it than set's it carefully on the counter.
*Looks at board well s#!t!
chain & triangle sweet generic off brand cola
How the fuck do you not know how to spell throw. Oh wait you could just be an uneducated squeaker little shit, that probably explains it.
Well........ Bye soda
@@darcytheaussie3097 You know, there's something called being polite. I know it's really hard to do for special ones like you, but you have to try, okay buddy?
Meow? Meow. Mate, how bout you fuck off to the shithole you came from and your dumbass name, I'm a fuckin Aussie, considering from your comment, you haven't met an Aussie.
Guy: keep the Change
Mark: Fuck off! (Throws coin) :D
+Keira Dineley you're such a dumbass. Learn to read bitch
+Keira Dineley learn to fucking read it's what he said IN VIDEO. Fucking asswhipe
+Raiven Lindsay Fight Club
100th like
***** Love how you point out my comment yet you COMPLETELY ignore the others. Go sit on a pinecone ^^
20:12
principal “who was in the fight and why were they fighting”
me “I ain’t no snitch”
I’m dying.
*chillz voice* top ten reasons why Markiplier isn’t 6ix9ne
Ok but fr we had one of those stupid DARE packets in school and in one of the questions it was like:
Your friend stole something and the cashier didn’t notice, what do you do?
And I chose D. Since I ain’t no snitch
I would simply slap the both of em
Robot costumer who doesn’t know anything about *ahem*: Can I get one of those *meat cylinders?*
Mark (and admittedly me): *ExScUsE mE????*
xD
Same
🎶dirty mind, dirty mind. D-d-d-d-dirty mind🎶
Laughed my ass off when he was eatting all the chips..omfg! XD
10:19 Everytime I open a soda bottle.
So so true
Ikr samee
More like when my brother when he opens McDonalds ranch
Nobody like the comment, leave it as 69.
It's got what plants crave!
Who else was waiting for someone to try and rob the store?
me
me
lol me
me
+Adam Whysong em
11:08 the athletic bot sounds like mat pat when he says "energized"
I jsut love how at 3:54 Mark's voice raises to the highest of astonishment at the Jubmo Sizer.
19:43 Robot: I can't go back to jail!
Mark: You were lucky it ran out
Bot:"Can I get one of those meat cylinders?Mark: "EXCUSE ME!?" LMAO
I want your meat cylinder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Britton White XD
+Britton White lol
+Britton White WELL OK THEN.
+Jake Marshal HAVE FUNN!!!!!.........With your diabetes............----- Mark 2016 -----
14:38 that "wait a minute" was so genuine
13:06 imagine walking into the room, and not seeing his gameplay... 😂
Bot: Can I also get one of those meat cylinders please?
*EXCUSE ME?!?*
What? Oh, a dck
When I played this and heard that I'm like, uh, um... oh (while i was looking at the bot and then at my pants)
I get it
YEAH BRO!
Bot: I FEEL SO ENERJIZED SO ENERGIZED! Mark: YOU DIDINT EVEN TAKE A SIP! Ps STUPID
*iT's GoT wHaT pLaNtS cRaVe!*
I need merch!
Aw shit you didnt want any of this!!!!
Yeah, human DNA
I think its an idiocracy reference
SadMochi your comment was funny mine was more of I have no life
WHEN HE SAID IM JUST GONNA CHUG THIS PINK STUFF CUZ IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN HAS ME DYING 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I love that the hot dogs have been burning the entire time
who you passed 1st grade
+Pascal Cat why can't you spell?
Acidic Gamer Dumbass...
the highlight of my day was watching mark repeatedly grab random objects and say "it's what the plants crave!!" to a bunch of robots in attempt to see something😂💕
Jill Goodman I just watched that movie then watched this and I laughed so hard
I love how you chunk shit at the robots!
chuck*
+Dj Ozenkoski Wow you're so mature.
+TrollingGuy2000 agreed
i love it how he just eat the food without even opening it or just by eating by mistake xD
+Nathan Wright - Including *money*... ¬_¬ (4:21)
Still watching this in 2024. Man...what a gem of a video lol
Mark- "I usually don't even wear pants"
Me- *Laughing way to hard*
Booper Dooper270 I hate that comment you suck
+cole bennett Wow. You are a real jerk. A lot of people thought that was funny, and just because you don't like it the person who says it sucks?? Personally, just for that, I think YOU suck.
I'm definetly not the only one who laughed out loud at 5:37 when he yells "eat a diiiiick!" XD
Philip Galati hears mark say eat a diiiick. laughs and turns down volume
16:46 I swear to god the robot sounds like mark
Oh my god it does
God yeah XD
It actually does
The robot also talks like Mark
OMG it does! :0
*corporate Bot: I need you to reload the stuff on the shelves.Well there you go you know the drill
*Mark:Unplugged Entertainment......is it a P**n mag? its not s*xy at all*
wait thats illegal?
...IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!!...😂😂😂
sydney fman
I say that whenever I'm at the store with my mum and they scan the items
sydney fman lol 😂
MySydneyLife I'm laughed so hard 😂😂
MySydneyLife idiocracy
I Love How He Says "Its Giy What Plants Crave!" For Everything.
*Got
When I Read This I Was At That Exact Part.
"Adult bot": *Walks up*
Markiplier: Lemmer just take a peak in your chest.
17:20
Jobbot: the human uprising of 2027
Me: *6 more years*
4 more years
3
"It's got what plants crave!"
Yes.
Yes.Just YES
I love that movie
Not sure
@@goibniu1911 what movie?
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Idiocracy
Adult Bot: Can i have one of those meat cylinders please.
Mark: Excuse me
So can I just go into a store and just say "give me a quarter to buy something" and actually get something?!? Whoa technology
Yandere Sim?
When you're watching this during the pandemic and just like:
Robots?: Most likely 👌🏼
😂😂😂😂
Same bro
"Oh you sweet summer child.." IM LITERALLY DYING xD :]]]]
Trash Panda
When did he say that?
i subbed to you because u know the Kubz Scouts and everyone else i know doesnt know the Kubz Scouts
SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!! HES DIEING!!
Rip
"It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!"
I read this when he said it.
which time?
Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person a
Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person FIRE- MORE SPECIFICALLY THE SUN. SO PLANTS LIKE FIRE =)
O look it's a dog! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
*scans chips* here you go *put chips in cash rejester*
Ok
learn to spell-_-
+MarkipIier fat and btw i was really effective this time almost clicked
+MarkipIier so legit wedsite
+Benjamin Pervanic your pic is adorable ^-^
Mark: scans chips
Also mark: puts chips in the register
ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!! I dyed every time he said it. 🤣
HAVE PRIDE! AND DON’T HIDE! I love you I want to have time
SHHHOOOOT ITT!!! *shoots angry screaming missiles made of fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
HAVE PRIDE! AND DON’T HIDE! Oh. Thats the real reason why your profile pic is rainbow.
Died*
Did you dye your hair?
(Edit: wrong die hhhh)
"You think we have to? Oh you sweet Summer Child!"
Lol
JK Reviews! I actually got a written for not making small talk with every customer in my line.
remember,service with a smile!
Mark:bobebaboop get the fuck out, I'm a STORE CLERK!
I love how he keeps throwing the tickets at his boss. lol
OMG Mark this was hilarious more vive games MORE! :D
+ToastyGamer ikr
This game looks different from mini Ladd when he played
Ikr this was awesome :D
+ToastyGamer Nah, I want subnautica!
another UA-cam failure commenting for attention, nice.
"Yes this is my first job... HUMANS DON'T WORK!!!" I'm watching this in on my break... at work
Catsrule XD :3 lies
8-Bit The MusicDroid like your life
Yeah lies cuz ur clearly like 5
Ginger Slime bruh not even my sister can type so bruh naw yeah I got some country in me so I can talk like this bruh they not five!
Catsrule XD :3 XD
waiting for the animation of this 😂
+Jayden Campbell Yesssssssssssssss........
Ayy fr
HI MARK!!!
+Jayden Campbell yeah xD
😁😂😂
7:35 when he throws the ketch-up bottle at her then her mom show up I was like :😂😂😂
Ketch-up
Havin a party huh mikan
@@idk_imbored77 BAHAA OMG THIS WAS FOREVER AGO 💀
I like how he just throws things at the boss xD
That's what I'll do! xD
( btw like your Haru profile pic)
i love it too
And randomly takes people glasses
+TheBroly Destroyer HaruxRinxpool °_°
XD thats what da games for (probly not)
Mark:My life is a lie
Job bot: all righty
Me:what
ummmmm why do you say at 4 I'm confused why did you see that but you are crazy I do not know why
Hello I'm going to talk to me or not I'm just taking you you're too I don't know if you have your own UA-cam but you can just show me a picture or not because I really badly want to yes or no when you show up when picture up on when I'm talking to you please so please tell me to show up a picture while I'm talking to you so yeah are you going to or not?????????
Teresa Mitchell are you a bot?
Teresa Mitchell *DEAMONS JIM!* DEAMONS!!
Jet Packinski mark: oh... I thought it was going to explode out of his noose... Well ok!"
Robot: What is, this your first job?
Mark: Yes! HUMANS DON'T WORK!!!!
Her: He's probably cheating on me
Him:
it's got what plants cRAvE