The Delusion Is Strong in the Dragon Age Veilguard Fandom

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  • @c.karnstein3299
    @c.karnstein3299 4 місяці тому +136

    I like that her rook has to be as infinitely triggered by life as she is.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +36

      They LOVE being victims!

  • @ThrobbGoblin
    @ThrobbGoblin 4 місяці тому +320

    We found it!
    We found the mythical 'modern audience', it's her!

    • @EyefyourGf
      @EyefyourGf 4 місяці тому +44

      Well i hope she's ready to buy at least 100 copies.

    • @jimmythecrow
      @jimmythecrow 4 місяці тому +16

      @@EyefyourGf lol, more than that. Most people arent gonna buy

    • @ThrobbGoblin
      @ThrobbGoblin 4 місяці тому +19

      I've played through the first three Dragon Age and Mass Effect games multiple times- it's sad to see the Dragon Age series getting the Mass Effect: Andromeda treatment.
      Bioware will never learn their lesson, no matter how many failures they pump-out.

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast 4 місяці тому +11

      @@ThrobbGoblin Then EA will shut them down. Because EA is not a kindly master and won't think twice about doing away with a studio that can't produce.
      They have a history of it.

    • @Justanotherguy83
      @Justanotherguy83 4 місяці тому +6

      @@ThrobbGoblin it doesn't have multi colored hair and nose rings... But the haircut doesn't pass the smell test. I think you've cracked the code and found this mythical not so magical legend!

  • @brooksp1191
    @brooksp1191 4 місяці тому +343

    ...and they call us tourists.

    • @swordguy1243
      @swordguy1243 4 місяці тому +13

      The usual suspects 🤓

    • @_Caedwyn
      @_Caedwyn 4 місяці тому +35

      yea i was called that in the trailer video... to me it was like a blasphemy xD i fkin read the damn BOOKS of the world of thedas, i wrote fan booklet that was 200 pages when i was a KID for this world, i have the damn jewelry HANDMADE by myself (from childhood) and they say im tourist... anyway its not like they are embodiment of reason and brains and dignity

    • @Noqtis
      @Noqtis 4 місяці тому +17

      @@_Caedwyn they didn't do 1/100 of what you did. They didn't even get the info they are developing for a dark fantasy franchise.
      If they would have said it's the Sims fantasy dragon age cross over, I wouldn't have been surprised. I was surprised to see them wanting to sell me this as dragon age. And I'm not even a huge dragon age fan. I love the first one but I wouldn't miss anything if you remove everything after. I understand the franchise better than the people who are paid good money to know that stuff deeper as I do...
      They literally crashed into the franchise not even playing the foundation. They are the tourists

    • @ForgorenWolf
      @ForgorenWolf 4 місяці тому +1

      That was by a guy who no longer works at bioware to be fair

    • @brooksp1191
      @brooksp1191 4 місяці тому +13

      @@ForgorenWolf That is true, however grifter and tourist has been commonly used within the "toxic positivity" defenders as a way to dismiss criticism of these types of games.

  • @zarafex-0923
    @zarafex-0923 4 місяці тому +55

    So this is how Twitter people act in the real world. We are so F ed.

  • @MrDay53
    @MrDay53 4 місяці тому +60

    So she is why Bioware took away the option of taking direct control of your companions, since she forgot she had a shield. 🤦‍♂

  • @Michellex1
    @Michellex1 4 місяці тому +23

    Yep, that crazy lady in the video being reviewed is exactly how I imagined the Veilguard fan to act.

  • @occorner2502
    @occorner2502 4 місяці тому +43

    "so I covered my character's face in scars and made him afraid of birds. And also a crow„
    What?
    Is this how people build their ocs? No interesting intertwines in the lore? No interesting backstories? Nothin?

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +13

      Welcome to 2024

  • @offbeatuser
    @offbeatuser 4 місяці тому +72

    It gets bigger when I pull on it. “Incredible” 😂

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +37

      Are erections technically blood magic? Food for thought.

    • @EyefyourGf
      @EyefyourGf 4 місяці тому +14

      @@nuhre Erectus Maximus

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 4 місяці тому +9

      @@nuhre I don't want to know what blood magic Jowan was teaching Connor then. Keep him locked up.

    • @danieldonnert3747
      @danieldonnert3747 4 місяці тому +6

      @@nuhre Now you know the secret on why the female templars were so keen on hunting Anders.

    • @belalugosiundead177
      @belalugosiundead177 4 місяці тому +2

      @@nuhre mmmhh....I would say "yes" but generally a "catalyst" is well required

  • @VinceP1974
    @VinceP1974 4 місяці тому +76

    I unsurprisingly was banned from dragonage subreddit for criticizing the character creator

    • @belalugosiundead177
      @belalugosiundead177 4 місяці тому +12

      If I were an attractive curvy chick I would have felt discriminated and I would have called them out for it

    • @kass946
      @kass946 4 місяці тому +16

      That subreddit is full of the "modern audience" everyone keeps talking about anyway, nothing honest is allowed there

    • @vannoy420
      @vannoy420 4 місяці тому

      That’s Reddit full of these DEI freaks

    • @NeocrimsonX
      @NeocrimsonX 4 місяці тому +4

      Truly a reddit moment.

    • @vannoy420
      @vannoy420 4 місяці тому

      Why am I getting post updates yet my comment is removed or hidden lol fuck Reddit

  • @Vyndrall
    @Vyndrall 4 місяці тому +274

    This youtuber is pretty representative of the micro community of fans on twitter: the game is just a pretext for their personal and political fantasies.
    They will talk about hair, pet animals, express their physical attraction to the slightest random npc, and go to the official Dragon Age account to ask if we can romance skeletons and the elven boss (yes it's real).
    They don't care about gameplay, lore consistency, story consistency, artistic consistency, visual quality, interface etc. They want a queer dating simulator that represents their real-life identity in the Dragon Age universe, that's all.
    This is what the Bioware community has become: a bunch of awkward weirdos.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +54

      SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @Icipher353
      @Icipher353 4 місяці тому +33

      They've systematically driven away all the old CRPG fans over the years, and this is all that is left.

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm sorry to burst your bubble little tourist, but Dragon Age has always been very queer.

    • @Vyndrall
      @Vyndrall 4 місяці тому +37

      ​@@theobell2002 Not really, at least not to this extent. No one complained about Zevran's orientations, who was also a very good, funny and well-written character, dear Brujah.
      This is something completely different: the message is more important than the rest and that's where it becomes a problem for a lot of people.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +19

      @@theobell2002 NO WAY! REALLY?!

  • @belalugosiundead177
    @belalugosiundead177 4 місяці тому +44

    Ahhhhh.....We have to think about former Bioware devs. With Mass Effect they tried to warn us about how evil can be the INDOCTRINATION process. Almost prophetic.

    • @kayne8222
      @kayne8222 4 місяці тому +6

      Oh damn that's a perfect reference 😅

  • @nyx2903
    @nyx2903 4 місяці тому +28

    Funny thing is that this person is probably this "modern audience" all entertainment media is made for these days. She is exactly how I'd imagine this modern audience.
    I'll leave a sub here. Your reaction to whatever this was has been great and it was probably more entertaining than the entire game could ever be 😂

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +5

      Oh, they totally are! And they are a minority within a minority. They want to be the only ones to feel represented.

    • @mrturbo84
      @mrturbo84 4 місяці тому +5

      The Thing is, these Games are the first Wave of Games that come out of the DE&I hiring and Woke takeover.

  • @filta994
    @filta994 4 місяці тому +167

    This shit is truly sad bro. The series that I grew up playing as a kid hijacked by feminists and now they're telling me not to buy it because I'm a tourist.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +46

      Don't worry. We are all tourists here.

    • @TheNakorius
      @TheNakorius 4 місяці тому +31

      @@nuhre it hurts more than Martin writing his book for decades...cause at least he is consistent in the lore and his world...here we had a good story..and now its like someone defecated on it and pulled out something else out of the shtter..and states it was always like this..bullwax...In dao there was one or two lbgt elements that were only mentioned..they didnt do sht in the story..if you missed the dialog then you didnt even know Leliana or Zev were bi..there were a few minor characters and thats all..the same with da2 and 3..
      not one of these games were advertised like veil...made for diversification..for minorities..top scars..pronouns...
      such things are easier to understand in Cyberpunk..a world of the future, where different mental states are a norm..but in a fantasy world..where people live like in the medieval ages..from day to day hunted by monsters...who would have time to think about his identity...put all those unbinary people on a deserted island for a year...guess how many will live and come back thinking gender is the most important after they have to survive without phones...

    • @peterparker-q1q
      @peterparker-q1q 4 місяці тому

      it's not even feminists at this point, but a Defiminists - they hate women, and gaslight real women into empowering 304 OF

    • @wheels7176
      @wheels7176 4 місяці тому +1

      @TheNakorius it's the saddest thing I've ever seen it hurts me so much that david gator of all people said that

    • @TheDarkslayer1987
      @TheDarkslayer1987 4 місяці тому +1

      They call it cultural gentrification

  • @Aftokraftor
    @Aftokraftor 4 місяці тому +39

    You are easily my favorite new channel
    When you started cussing in Spanish I felt that in my heart

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +8

      The Spanish slips when I'm really, REALLY, annoyed

  • @HulkAMaineiac
    @HulkAMaineiac 4 місяці тому +40

    It sucks that when Veilguard fails to meet Ea's requirements in sales, they'll shelve the Dragon Age IP and we wont see another game. I hope they just end up selling the IP, and you know who I hopes gets the chance to buy it? Archetype Entertainment.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +9

      They sold the KOTOR IP, maybe they'll sell this one too in like 34 years

    • @belalugosiundead177
      @belalugosiundead177 4 місяці тому +8

      Archetype or why not Larian

    • @HulkAMaineiac
      @HulkAMaineiac 4 місяці тому +3

      @@belalugosiundead177 I'd be fine with either, just thought of Archetype since they are the OG's that made Bioware a big name.

    • @belalugosiundead177
      @belalugosiundead177 4 місяці тому +1

      @@HulkAMaineiac I know, I know....I just mentioned Larian because I believe they have good money to buy this IP and better facilities

    • @HulkAMaineiac
      @HulkAMaineiac 4 місяці тому +5

      @@belalugosiundead177 I would love it anyone that excells at Dark fantasy games picks the IP up, cause Ea's new Bioware isn't doing a good job of keeping it a Dark Fantasy. I agree with you on Larian being a solid choice, I believe they could make a hell of a DA with how they mastered the CRPG genre.

  • @irinapar8389
    @irinapar8389 4 місяці тому +12

    I felt that "¡La puta madre que me parió!" came out right out of your soul. Same girl, same 😂

    • @RealKeetz
      @RealKeetz 3 місяці тому

      The Spanish crept out... 😂

  • @fergustusferg
    @fergustusferg 4 місяці тому +142

    Just found this channel and I think I'm in love

    • @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture
      @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture 4 місяці тому +25

      I believe thats called being heterosexual, I know it may be hard to accept it, but thats what you are

    • @digitaldevil7522
      @digitaldevil7522 4 місяці тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @pedrolopez847
      @pedrolopez847 4 місяці тому +4

      yes me too, and i love him

    • @Justanotherguy83
      @Justanotherguy83 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture lol

    • @fergustusferg
      @fergustusferg 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture HOW DARE YOU ASSUME!?!?!?!

  • @gadfly9376
    @gadfly9376 4 місяці тому +37

    Russell T Davies had a kid?

  • @OcularPerceptions
    @OcularPerceptions 4 місяці тому +35

    My daughter and I are laughing our butts off watching your response! Loving it!!!

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +6

      Tell your daughter I said hi!

  • @elvenadohostil8607
    @elvenadohostil8607 4 місяці тому +11

    Now I understand why these people get so outraged and offended by everything, based on this video, that is like 80% of their personality.

  • @dkirby9052
    @dkirby9052 4 місяці тому +99

    All this talk about Veilguard got me in the mood to replay the previous games. I just finished two playthroughs of Origins with a Rogue and a Mage, currently working on a Warrior. This game is so freaking good. Everything I have been shown about Veilguard and I don't even know what I am looking at. This is 100% going to be the ME Andromeda of Dragon Age, but worse. I don't know how that is possible but it is going to be worse than Andromeda.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +11

      DO IT! I'm currently doing a run of Origins and I'm loving it

    • @Justanotherguy83
      @Justanotherguy83 4 місяці тому +2

      I wish I could play origins again. I got the game but not my 360 anymore... I played inquisition a while back and it will be better than veil guard
      I miss origins, awakening and all the great DLCs. The appearance of veil garbage made me realize just how much

    • @EyefyourGf
      @EyefyourGf 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Justanotherguy83 Why can't you play origins,you don't have a PC or Xbox Series X?

    • @Justanotherguy83
      @Justanotherguy83 4 місяці тому

      @@EyefyourGf I just own a PS5 now. I do now own a gaming PC. I never tried to play it on my laptop. It's very basic. I just keep it for work related things.
      It's unfortunate. This game comes out and I been thinking about how things mattered based on the lore in origins and seems like shit has flown out the window on that. Lol, lol sorry for being long winded. Just sad seeing this game bastardizing the other ones

    • @1vandread
      @1vandread 4 місяці тому +1

      I remember back in the day, I played through DAO with all the origins. Dwarf Noble was my favorite. City Elf least favorite but, still good.

  • @radimklimek458
    @radimklimek458 4 місяці тому +14

    Am I weird if I find Nuhre incredibly hot when she makes smart comments about Dragon Age?

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +8

      I find me hot too

    • @radimklimek458
      @radimklimek458 4 місяці тому +5

      @@nuhre
      But to be honest, one of the best parts was when you started cursing in Spanish. I started laughing really hard. You should do that more often 🙂

    • @Gokudo01
      @Gokudo01 4 місяці тому +4

      You are just simping, we eventually grow out of it

  • @nova_gaze
    @nova_gaze 4 місяці тому +111

    Can someone competent just give us an Origins remaster instead of this rainbow shit 😩

    • @belalugosiundead177
      @belalugosiundead177 4 місяці тому +13

      Unfortunately not. All the good devs which worked at Bioware left long time ago (basically before Mass Effect Andromeda was released)

    • @Protege88
      @Protege88 4 місяці тому +2

      That ain't happening anytime soon unfortunately

    • @mariogentry4238
      @mariogentry4238 4 місяці тому

      @@belalugosiundead177and if by some miracle we get a remaster. You can bet everything they will censor the living hell out of it. No broodmother, no blood magic ritual with Morrigan, no steamy camp scenes with your love interest. And lots of toned down blood.

  • @Cormano980
    @Cormano980 4 місяці тому +9

    I stumbled accidentally on one of their shill channels, and I was surprised how fiercely they're defending this rancid sewage
    It's alarming that people like this are breathing precious oxygen

  • @Melchiorblade7
    @Melchiorblade7 4 місяці тому +35

    Your channel is therapy for 'tourists' such as myself. I need to join you on Twitch to witness the Spanish rage come out first-hand 😂

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +13

      My rage is untethered and knows no bounds

    • @RealKeetz
      @RealKeetz 4 місяці тому +3

      @@nuhre Standard for a Spaniard. 😁😁😁

  • @MasterVersch
    @MasterVersch 4 місяці тому +13

    She is completely out of touch with reality. Just had an short but interesting conversation with her in a comment section. She plays the victim card but all she is capable of is throwing meaningless insults at you. What I've learned is that she possess no intelligence whatsoever.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +6

      Are we surprised?

    • @MasterVersch
      @MasterVersch 4 місяці тому +7

      @@nuhre not in particular but I'm surprised however how extreme it is with some people. Can't imagine being happy with such a limited mindset.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +4

      @@MasterVersch But we are the smallminded ones

    • @Nemetournepasledos
      @Nemetournepasledos 3 місяці тому

      ​@@MasterVersch you know that saying : "Ignorance is bliss" the less you're intelligent the happier you are, I guess at some point, they are like todlers, during the morning they feel a certain way, and four hours later they feel something else and the world would collapse, but at the end, it doesn't even matter for them does it? They are in their own world.

  • @WKIN7
    @WKIN7 4 місяці тому +7

    damn it i just had to jinx my "mythical audience" comment. i think Gandalfs "go back to the abyss fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your master!" is damn appropriate for this rare sighting of a wild mythical audience spawn. anyways subscribed to you. we need more people like you. to burst their damn twisted narcissistic illusion of a bubble that they live in.

  • @Halfrican-Jones
    @Halfrican-Jones 4 місяці тому +11

    The more I see the brain-rot, the more I want to make a whole video on it physically when it comes out. BioWare keeps touting this is supposed to be an end-point for the series, so if it’s gonna be a bad ending, at least I’ll have closure and sell the disc to a used game shop. Wanna see how this trainwreck goes

  • @FearDeFreak
    @FearDeFreak 4 місяці тому +25

    Finding this channel was such a treat
    Love seeing someone that matches my hater 💅

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +7

      All I have is hatred and good looks

    • @belalugosiundead177
      @belalugosiundead177 4 місяці тому +2

      @@nuhre Guys, we have to meet as soon as my "once favorite game" (Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines) will have the infamous Bloodlines 2. I hate Paradox so much for what they have done with it ! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheKangaRooster
    @TheKangaRooster 4 місяці тому +78

    this musta been a quick video to throw together since the jokes write themselves with these people.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +16

      They make it so easy, man

    • @Noqtis
      @Noqtis 4 місяці тому +6

      Woke-Activist: Am I a joke to you!?!
      Gamers: Yes.

  • @Strike-w6k
    @Strike-w6k 4 місяці тому +19

    15:00 "this is terrifying" to whom? a 5 year old?

  • @rowlo9358
    @rowlo9358 4 місяці тому +24

    I feel terrible for you dragon age fans out there, but I’m glad people like you exist and speak out directly as you do. Also I bet you can make a kick ass sandwich.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +8

      Damn right I can 🥪

    • @bradensmith8682
      @bradensmith8682 4 місяці тому +7

      Being a Dragon Age fan is akin to Stockholm Syndrome or some sort of Water Drip torture for the dehydrated. Except the water is now urine.

  • @PapaAwiz
    @PapaAwiz 4 місяці тому +4

    That grinch edit was DIRTY, lmao. I can't unsee it.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +2

      I couldn't unsee it either, that's why I had to put it in there

  • @iDGAFF-1
    @iDGAFF-1 3 місяці тому +6

    Funny part is that when she first made that creepy-ass CRINGE smile early in the video, my first thought was of a nasty monster from my childhood, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then, you... subtly super-imposed the Grinch on her face, and I was like, BINGO. 😂

  • @loreofmetalenthusiast
    @loreofmetalenthusiast 4 місяці тому +6

    Thank you for your sacrifice, I couldn't make it further then a minute or so into that ladies video.
    Your reaction was just perfect. 😂
    Given all the veilguard videos I've looked at, I'm sure why it took so long for me to find your channel, I'm just gonna subscribe now.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +2

      My pleasure

    • @loreofmetalenthusiast
      @loreofmetalenthusiast 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@nuhreaw man, I made a slight edit as you replied and the ❤ is gone. 😕
      You are fast. 😁

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@loreofmetalenthusiastHere. Two ❤s

    • @loreofmetalenthusiast
      @loreofmetalenthusiast 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nuhre aw, thanks. 😁
      Wasn't aware UA-cam removed them on edits, although it makes sense, as somebody could technically edit it after the fact to say something really bad.
      Sidenote. Just saw you became a UA-cam partner a few days ago! Gratz! 🎉

  • @BerryNiceToMeetYou
    @BerryNiceToMeetYou 4 місяці тому +38

    Shitting dragons is quite fitting, considering someone must have shit out Dragon Age The Fail Hard.

  • @watchraventhehostage5938
    @watchraventhehostage5938 4 місяці тому +9

    I so wish you'd been on the dev team. All the snowflakes would've exploded into tiny puffs of steam.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +5

      I would've put together this game in two years tops.

    • @watchraventhehostage5938
      @watchraventhehostage5938 4 місяці тому +3

      @@nuhre Even sooner if you'd left out that insipid griffin.

  • @AlNeri-cu8gs
    @AlNeri-cu8gs 4 місяці тому +7

    She/him/them is Corrine Busche friend! On Google images you can see a picture of them together!

    • @ginacirelli1581
      @ginacirelli1581 4 місяці тому +9

      They're all Mr. Busche's friends. That's why the game is crap. Everyone competent was let go because I guess they weren't his friends.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 3 місяці тому +3

      It*

  • @PrimaItalia
    @PrimaItalia 4 місяці тому +5

    You make me laugh so much. I just love and appreciate your brutal honesty. Imagine you as a life coach for them!

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +1

      They would just call me a bigot and not listen to me :(

    • @PrimaItalia
      @PrimaItalia 4 місяці тому

      @@nuhre I live in the UK and trust me there are many more people like that person in this country. They are so delusional. They need to wake the fuck up.

  • @Niko-J-438
    @Niko-J-438 4 місяці тому +17

    I can feel the insane amount of copium in her body

  • @arkgaharandan5881
    @arkgaharandan5881 4 місяці тому +9

    arch was right, this franchise has been gangbanged do death and now they threw a 5 dollar bill as a thank you.

  • @aawells07
    @aawells07 4 місяці тому +8

    Can we just once get a very dark and realistic looking Dragon Age and Diablo game? For whatever reason they absolutely must make them look cartoonish and that kills the vibe of these games for me at least. All throughout our years of playing games we've all dreamed about getting that RPG that just blows you away from how dark the vibe is and how realistic it looks. Can we get away from cartoon graphics for a while lol. It cracks me up how we all know that's what we want but devs always gotta go in the complete opposite direction. Then when we all get pissed they try to backtrack a bit (as with Diablo 3) and try to dial down the cartoon look but it's to late when the game was designed that way from the beginning.

    • @ironclad4451
      @ironclad4451 4 місяці тому +1

      I did some hobby worldbuilding where I designed a setting for a dark fantasy, psychological horror, dungeon crawler, with extremely limited social interactions in the game. I feel like realism helps dark fantasy create a special kindof tension, and often over stylization robs games of that tension.

  • @BobTheShadowAndroid
    @BobTheShadowAndroid 4 місяці тому +5

    Can't wait to see their reaction when Modders fix everything. I've never needed to mod any Dragon age game but this one for sure I'm gonna heavily mod.

  • @danielleeljohnson2628
    @danielleeljohnson2628 4 місяці тому +3

    Gosh, I sometimes feel happy originally speaking Russian, cause if somebody asked me to call him/her THEM, I'd just call the ambulance and ask to check this person's mental state, cause it seem he/she have a mental disder called DID.

  • @MooseN7
    @MooseN7 2 місяці тому +1

    I can't believe I've just found this video. Every time I saw that thing pop up in videos praising zipper chests I would cringe, so a video basically speaking my mind is perfect. Instant sub!

  • @tanimal3964
    @tanimal3964 2 місяці тому +1

    "it gets bigger when I pull on it"
    "Incredible"
    That made me spit out my drink LOL

  • @Dankus_Memeus_II
    @Dankus_Memeus_II 4 місяці тому +22

    Bro there’s not even any consequences from past games so what’s the point of making another dragon age.

    • @deathsdoor07
      @deathsdoor07 4 місяці тому +1

      Is the Templar/mage war still going on?

    • @Halfrican-Jones
      @Halfrican-Jones 4 місяці тому

      Who Inquisitor is, who Inquisitor shagged, two choices in a DLC questline, and NOTHING that mattered in Inquisition at all. Waited for 10 years for a slap in the face.

    • @Halfrican-Jones
      @Halfrican-Jones 4 місяці тому +4

      @@deathsdoor07 They made it end in Inquisition, but he consequences of who you supported won’t effect VeilGuard, boo BioWare, boo.

    • @TanyaDegurechaffDIDNOTHINGWRON
      @TanyaDegurechaffDIDNOTHINGWRON 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@deathsdoor07
      None of the choices matter except Solas stuff.
      It's not even a real dragon age game in that aspect.

  • @AlphonsoFrett-xz6pi
    @AlphonsoFrett-xz6pi 4 місяці тому +13

    Thanks again for pointing out the hypocrisy

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +3

      Always

  • @JT.526
    @JT.526 4 місяці тому +4

    The "modern audience" seems incredibly small for such a high budget game targeting them.

  • @MantamannPOE
    @MantamannPOE 4 місяці тому +8

    Just recently found you and you're so entertaining. Btw to anybody that wants an actually good game that is more like origins go check out Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, and of course Baldurs Gate 3 if you haven't already. Two of my favourite games ever and definitely a must play in my opinion.

    • @SeventhheavenDK
      @SeventhheavenDK 4 місяці тому +2

      I will add Divinity Original Sin 2 in that list.

  • @Fade7k
    @Fade7k 4 місяці тому +6

    Even during state of play they still have to make it about themselves... failguard.

  • @Mystyx-Sama
    @Mystyx-Sama 4 місяці тому +10

    Always look for the hair-style and eye expressions. You can literally judge these people by the way they look.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +4

      Is it a stereotype if it is true?

    • @rudesthazard5769
      @rudesthazard5769 4 місяці тому +2

      It's so bizarre how the progs try to look ugly on purpose and think it's quirky or some shit lol

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 4 місяці тому +2

      @@nuhre well, for now, a definition of it is "conforming to a fixed or general pattern", and many a stereotype is based on a nugget of truth repeated just enough... what makes me laugh is how so often these people complain about prior version of conforming, but conform in ways like this themselves. whatever happened to just doing ones own thing?

  • @Zeref00
    @Zeref00 4 місяці тому +4

    your outrage is a thing of beauty

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +2

      There's more where that came from

  • @kaicluster6783
    @kaicluster6783 4 місяці тому +10

    don't call it fandom. It isn't.
    The delusion people consists of tourists (which is ironic, since they love to use that word against anyone who goes against their toxic ideology, regardless if it's factual) and woke individuals who MIGHT have played the games, but do not represent the overall fandom of the franchise.
    Actual fans know that the game is full of shapeshifting magic so gender affirming surgery scars wouldn't be a thing, because surgeries wouldn't be a thing to begin with.
    The real fans of the franchise are just sad that the game got infected by the woke virus and that there's a very high change the game will flop because of it.

  • @Louves192
    @Louves192 4 місяці тому +15

    i HATE how this game looks, and I hate everything it stands for. There is no Dragon Age left in this soulless cash grab. It looks like a f2p mobile game with the terrible UI and the overuse of effects. Everything is glowing and flashy now because some designer recently discovered the VFX system of the engine and its a convenient way to cover up flaws in the design. The devs show contempt for the older games in the series all the time to make their own game look better.
    Why prop the game up as this bulwark of queerness? How is this more queer than f'ing Starfield? Queerness is a huge aspect of Baldur's Gate 3 but Larian did not make it their main marketing point. In fact it was barely mentioned apart from: there is no gender lock on the romance and here have some pronouns. This is prime rainbow capitalism and they eat that shit right up. Making all female characters butch is not feminism or diversity. In fact I don't know a single transwoman who would like to play anything but a overly feminine women. As much as I love my non-binary twink characters, I also love my cute petite female characters and my big muscleman himbos.
    It's embarrassing how much people defend trash just because someone scribbled queer with a sharpy on it last minute. Have some standards people. And don't get wet over hair physics. That's not even something new.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +8

      SAY IT LOUDER!
      This is lazy representation, only catering to literally a minority within a minority. Thanfully, people from the LGBTQ+ community that agree with me can also see that the community is being used as a sword and a shield. BioWare doesn't care about them. They care about the free advertistment they knew they were going to provide.
      They weren't expecting the OG audience to push back though, and that is why they are doomed.

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg 4 місяці тому +1

    3:05 For a second I thought that was Eric Butts jizzing his pants over the Rise of Skywalker trailer 😆

  • @MantamannPOE
    @MantamannPOE 4 місяці тому +5

    7:55 "I am helpful, am i not?😊"

  • @sklet5931
    @sklet5931 4 місяці тому +2

    Saw parts of the stream live. Loved it.
    Will keep watching you. You're really entertaining. So there might be 1 good thing coming out of veilguard.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +1

      You are welcome

  • @1ViivviiX1
    @1ViivviiX1 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm not super critical or much of a shit talker, and at first I was like "damn, you're going hard on this person." But after finishing the video and seeing what you were annoyed with, I was annoyed along with you. Holy shit, they did almost 30 mins of the most half assed comments. And to say anyone who doesn't like it is all of the same mindset, background, or demographic seems really judgemental for someone who expects tolerance. You had me cracking up by the end of it. 🙏🔥😅 entertaining stuff for sure, ill sub now.

  • @elvenadohostil8607
    @elvenadohostil8607 4 місяці тому +3

    Honestly, that's a great top, it looks like you're wearing a painting.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +2

      It's a dress actually! Got it two days ago and I'm in love!

  • @everysinkalex7730
    @everysinkalex7730 4 місяці тому

    2:36 that gachimuchi reference earned you a new sub hahaha

  • @ChattySisa
    @ChattySisa 4 місяці тому +1

    "Good luck, you need it." That one was top! 😂👍 Enjoyed the editing here a lot - great vid again!

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +1

      Glad you enjoyed

  • @Synthia17
    @Synthia17 4 місяці тому +9

    Seeing people like this b makes me embarassed to be a woman sometimes, glad you're here to level the scales and bring back faith in humanity!

  • @pinkisblue4553
    @pinkisblue4553 4 місяці тому +4

    I wish more people actually cared about this game like you. Atleast you don't sound AI when it comes to gameplau unlike the other reactors😭

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +1

      AI could never replicate my wrath

  • @BonnieGruesome
    @BonnieGruesome 2 місяці тому +1

    Ah the modern audience, this one vile creature! Lost my coffee when it turned the subtitles off, your reaction was worth everything haha!

  • @connerellis8336
    @connerellis8336 4 місяці тому +6

    Fandom for something that isn’t even out yet… sounds more like activism… I mean how big of a fan can you possibly be of a video game that you’ve never played 😂 unless you’ve been paid of course

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +2

      You'd be surprised...

  • @Frost_Surveyor
    @Frost_Surveyor 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm just tired of being disappointed in my fav games being treated badly. My face is tired.

  • @DanielSan1776
    @DanielSan1776 3 місяці тому +4

    Chad Spaniard Princess vs Troglodyte American Gorlock

  • @meowmeow9828
    @meowmeow9828 4 місяці тому +16

    I'm a huge DA fan that's hugely disappointed by the new design and combat direction that I've seen so far and my god I never knew I needed your channel thank you yt algorithm. I'm so sick and tired of all the paid reviews

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +8

      Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant

  • @Halfrican-Jones
    @Halfrican-Jones 4 місяці тому +30

    The cringe is strong with this one.

  • @Flop5303
    @Flop5303 4 місяці тому +1

    You know, I see the only one ray of light in this situation. I found so many brilliant people on UA-cam! Great roast, sis. I can't resist anymore, subscribe.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому

      As you should.

    • @Flop5303
      @Flop5303 4 місяці тому

      ​@@nuhreIt's the law of nature after all. Bioware losers die, new beautiful flowers grow on their corpse. My body is ready for your content. Great job!❤

  • @abelgonzalez158
    @abelgonzalez158 2 місяці тому

    The Spanish cursing outburst was chef’s kiss

  • @docmacabre
    @docmacabre 4 місяці тому +5

    Am I the only one who thinks that this person was just acting all excited? The "excitement" did not reach her eyes. Also, watch how she tries to come up with something--anything!--to say!

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +4

      It might have something to do with that NDA...

    • @docmacabre
      @docmacabre 4 місяці тому +7

      @@nuhre Yeah, definitely. Also, thx to this ridiculously stupid "culture war", these duds will never admit that the game sucks. They will pretend it's GOTY material even if they hate it. Anything to not give the "other side" an inch.

  • @TheDarkslayer1987
    @TheDarkslayer1987 4 місяці тому +1

    6:43 as a spanish-speaking viewer I wasn't expecting that lmao

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +2

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

  • @Kubwaw
    @Kubwaw 4 місяці тому +4

    BioWare is so fucked, and this game will be the final nail to their coffin. That said, they've been an empty husk for some time, as the BioWare we all knew and loved disbanded after ME3.

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN 4 місяці тому +10

    I love your vids. May you never suffer a ban. Though I think this woman's fans will def mass report you.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +5

      They can try

    • @NeoN-PeoN
      @NeoN-PeoN 4 місяці тому +3

      @@nuhre That's the spirit!!

  • @everysinkalex7730
    @everysinkalex7730 4 місяці тому +8

    The vid is hilarious! I laughed on "what about inclusivity for the deaf people" part so hard
    As for the game and the situation around it, I strongly believe this is going to be a turning point for Bioware in case it fails. Hate to admit it, but I kinda wish the game failed so that EA would finally do something about the dev team that keeps feeding us this shitty woke abominations. Failure will probably affect Mass Effect 4 (a game I'm very excited for), but at least there is a chance to shift the views of what a real Dragon Age should be.
    Keep the content coming

  • @mysticwraith6667
    @mysticwraith6667 4 місяці тому +3

    I'm currently on yet another playthrough of Origins again. It's somehow gotten even more enjoyable for me. I honestly may even play Inquisition I genuinely don't see the point playing the 4th one because all my choices don't matter. Why would you wanna play a game where someone else chooses what happens? Its like some person constantly shows up like "HMMMMM NO I DON'T LIKE THIS LETS CHANGE IT UP A BIT😏" why am I wrong for wanting my world to feel like its mine? :(

  • @sejpa9676
    @sejpa9676 4 місяці тому +4

    1:10 I jumped

  • @realaveragejon
    @realaveragejon 4 місяці тому +3

    Darkspawn always wear armor in the game, not running around butt naked like mindless animals. They’re smart enough to pull off tactical retreats and lure players toward their mages. They’re even smart enough to set up death zones with their archers, forming an archery line.
    So why did Darkspawn suddenly become dumb and lose their armor? Is fashion overrated for them now? In DA4, Darkspawn suddenly have an average IQ of -120?
    TLDR: Its a national nude day for the Darkspawn and they become a mere animal.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +1

      Not this new varient. They are "supposed" to be better, but... are they though?

    • @realaveragejon
      @realaveragejon 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nuhre Apparently, darkspawn are just dumb zombie now. The more I think about DA4... (sigh) I'm just gonna sleep it off.

    • @Cormano980
      @Cormano980 4 місяці тому

      They made them look like Ahmed the Puppet, it's fkn embarrassing

  • @KulaanX9369
    @KulaanX9369 3 місяці тому +3

    😭😭😭” I’m trying to be nice.”
    Yeah right

  • @texastyphun
    @texastyphun 4 місяці тому +2

    Bioware peaked after DA:Origins and MA2. It's been a painful journey from there.

  • @dreamingawaken6059
    @dreamingawaken6059 4 місяці тому +2

    I always suspect such obviously delusional videos with toxic positivity are paid for or done for some other sort of benefits

  • @Justanotherguy83
    @Justanotherguy83 4 місяці тому +20

    Im american but glad I'm Irish tho. This guy. Girl whatever gives the scots a bad name. 😂 Need a Scottish warrior in a wheelchair for representation
    Where are my people from Dublin Ireland btw... I want represented

    • @Keram-io8hv
      @Keram-io8hv 4 місяці тому +4

      We need Rook on wheelchair, my Rook needs it so he can park his carriage wherever he can

    • @Justanotherguy83
      @Justanotherguy83 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Keram-io8hv not a bad idea lol

    • @BinCat91
      @BinCat91 4 місяці тому +2

      lmao Plastic Paddy

    • @Justanotherguy83
      @Justanotherguy83 4 місяці тому

      @@BinCat91 😂😂😂

    • @xavierhouston4650
      @xavierhouston4650 4 місяці тому +1

      I thought this thing was an American with how it looked.

  • @easy8077
    @easy8077 3 місяці тому +1

    I figured I need a fierce woman like her simply reacting to my life, I'd be a super fit millionaire prince charming in just a week, lol

  • @Swaytekk
    @Swaytekk 4 місяці тому +4

    00:47 why are you like this?😂😂😂 I messed up a perfectly good white T shirt due to some Pepsi exiting my nose.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +1

      I can't help that I'm funny, dude

    • @Swaytekk
      @Swaytekk 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nuhre I’m going to have to ask you to calm it down before the fun police makes a visit

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +2

      @@Swaytekk They can't catch me, I'm too fast

    • @Swaytekk
      @Swaytekk 4 місяці тому +2

      @@nuhre so you’re funny, fast and a potential fugitive?! Is there nothing you can’t do?

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +2

      @@Swaytekk Driving

  • @nebeskisrb7765
    @nebeskisrb7765 4 місяці тому +7

    I'd be more upset if it wasn't for you ranting so much that I feel some kind of release lmao

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +4

      I speak for everyone, whether you want it or not

  • @_Caedwyn
    @_Caedwyn 4 місяці тому +4

    idk which betreyal hits me the hardest this year... so much wrong

  • @Nazzychan
    @Nazzychan 3 місяці тому +3

    jfc i was so annoyed at her constant "scottish this scottish that" instead of you know, TALKING ABOUT THE GAME and the lore, so i totally share your energy when you started yelling in your mother tongue lmao. They just can't help inserting themselves in everything, even when watching something as simple as a gameplay trailer

  • @ravenblackfeathers6998
    @ravenblackfeathers6998 4 місяці тому +7

    I honestly expected you to add clown makeup on the last still of her face at the end of the video. Wasted opportunity, the video is now ruined and barely watchable.

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +5

      Don't tell me what to do

    • @ravenblackfeathers6998
      @ravenblackfeathers6998 4 місяці тому

      @@nuhre you don't tell me what to do you crazy latina

  • @CBonduMiel
    @CBonduMiel 4 місяці тому +3

    Everybody belong in the kitchen. Its where you prepare food. Its not like men are unable to cook these days 😅 regardless this is a great video ! i just found your youtube channel and i'm enjoying every second of it 😊
    Thank you for the great content !

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +1

      The leap in logic was insane.
      "You don't like the game, therefore you hate women."

    • @CBonduMiel
      @CBonduMiel 4 місяці тому

      @@nuhre yeah i couldn't agree more. i mean we could also extrapolate from that that she hate all men and have a specific hatred of male gamers, which isn't a good thing, since promoting hatred of any group of people is bad all around. I mean, WW2 wasn't enough for them i guess, now instead of deleting all Jews they want to deletes all men from existence. Ain't that kind of ironic how their ideology is very similar to that of a certain party in Germany that did terrible thing between 1939 and 1945 right ?
      If they had they way we would've another event like that waged against men, and the rest of the world would probably let them do it and then just swoop in with their army full of strong men and conquer the western world with ease, due to those countries having removed their men forcefully from existence and once they do, they would be powerless to stop those countries from invading and from taking over and their dream of a perfect utopia will be gone, ended and buried and they would live under tyranny for generations to come.
      I mean if that's they want, its our duty to stop them from making it a reality, until the very last person.

  • @nargalda773
    @nargalda773 4 місяці тому +2

    100 points for umbrella reference

  • @Liner753
    @Liner753 4 місяці тому +2

    But why we can't chose the kitchen? I'm a man and I want to be in the kitchen. Why does someone decide where we should be. It's our decisions, no? Why don't they give us a choice? Isn't that what diversity is for or does it only work one way?
    It's sooo cringe, I'm done.
    I so much love your videos, thank you!!!

    • @nuhre
      @nuhre  4 місяці тому +3

      Our choices don't matter. Only theirs.

  • @thomasanderson4210
    @thomasanderson4210 4 місяці тому +1

    That thing just heard about the surgery scars in creator and is now a dragon age fan.

  • @anthonydavix
    @anthonydavix 4 місяці тому +5

    Why does that video seem so... cringy?
    Like it repels the possible(if any) attraction from the game.

  • @hermitcard4494
    @hermitcard4494 4 місяці тому +5

    How can they add cellulite and no big fat trucker truck?? 😂

  • @IdentityUncertainAeon-fj8dh
    @IdentityUncertainAeon-fj8dh 4 місяці тому +14

    8:39 to 8:45 😂😂😂😂

  • @Subject117m
    @Subject117m 2 місяці тому +1

    Coming back to these due to recent events to get a laugh.

  • @lehahiah81
    @lehahiah81 3 місяці тому +1

    Loved the addition of the Dora song

  • @lordgenerias
    @lordgenerias 4 місяці тому

    I loved Origins. It was a fun game, it was clearly made with the intention of being an amazing new IP, and it hit the ground _sprinting!_ Saving the world from an incursion of demonic, evil, soulless monsters, by helping different races with their issues so they'd live up to promises made centuries ago, and topping it off by fighting a corrupted dragon, it was absolutely epic! I really got into it (I favored the mage class, specifically the Battlemage), the choices were interesting in getting the best possible outcomes for the people, I really got into the role-playing aspect.
    Dragon Age 2 was pretty good. I enjoyed it, I had a lot of fun with it, and I always romanced the Scottish elf because I loved her accent and how adorable she was. I was fine not getting a choice in choosing an origin because I felt they did a good enough job for Hawke's story. It was weaker than Origins due to the much more limited scope, but it was by no means a bad game by my standards. I did miss saving the world from a massive issue, but I liked where they were going with the red lyrium and learning that it might be the blood of ancient beings seeping into the planet and being a toxic, but empowering substance. The red variant being mutated by Darkspawn Taint was a fascinating development that had me curious.
    I even liked Inquisition, because for all of the faults, which were _not_ few, it kept the story going, it advanced the plot, and I was interested in where they were taking things. I even genuinely liked the gameplay (once more I was a Battlemage, as I liked the magic lightsaber, I just wish I could have chosen the color of my blade), for the most part. The DLC was interesting enough, and it got me very interested to see what Solas's motivation would be revealed as. At least with Inquisition, there was still a sense that they were trying to make a product to be enjoyed by more than just a sliver of a sliver _of a sliver_ of gamers.
    And now, here comes Veilguard, loudly, _proudly,_ proclaiming "fuck your choices over the past three games, fuck the overall story and plot that has been in the works for those games and the canon novels, fuck all the combat mechanics that were being refined for the past two games that worked perfectly fine, and fuck _every single player_ who wants to make anything but a fugly looking, androgynous, obviously non-passing trans character with a bad case of Hank Hill ass, man boobs, and a face from The Uncanny Valley". Pardon my French.
    Veilguard is gonna be a definite skip for me, I will completely wash my hands of the franchise, except to stare forlornly at it as it burns a once good franchise to the ground.