Legend of Zorro - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2024
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Originally aired on 4/28/2015.
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Some really weird shit has been filmed in that parking lot. Wonder what the neighbours think?
Neighbour 1: There's a Joker and an Alfred skipping around the next door parking lot
Neighbour 2: You think that shit was weird, you should have seen what they were doing when he reviewed Catwoman
Darth Zaida I can't imagine what happened in that review
Why, what did they do?
Doug beat a bunch of people to death
Darth Zaida
Neighbor 3: That’s nothing. He was in my old neighborhood before we both moved here. You should have seen how he was reviewing Casper
I'm pretty sure in the Cat in the Hat commentary Rachel said "the neighbors think we're a porn studio"
Alfred: "Sweetcakes!"
Joker: "Darling!"
Me: Mother of God...
megamarsonic Me: Wait, what?
megamarsonic 10:38!
Batman: "I can do gasoline drawings on a bridge!"
Tristan Hartup
"WE DON'T CARE"
"I am so done with this gig."
I love the critics' consensus for this movie on Rotten Tomatoes: "Zorro can survive a lot of things, but it looks like he can't survive marriage."
Geoff Jacobs Yeah, and marriage only sucks if the relationship is unhealthy somehow. But Legend of Zorro falls into the depressing trope of man-freaks-out-and-abandons-wife-over-problem-that-could-be-easily-talked-out. So, Zorro, you want to look like an idiot, too?
I went on HBO Max to see if Mask of Zorro was there and I read the Legend of Zorro description: "Alejandro de la Vega has spent the past few years fighting injustice as Zorro, but now he has to face one of his greatest challenges: A crisis in his marriage with Elena."
@@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 Lets be fair, Alejandro is being an idiot with his extended drunken moping, but Elena going along with the pinkertons without any attempts to explain things, and then taking her own potshots at him while sucking up to the most pretentious person in California, doesn't do her any favors. Also as the critic said, the Pinkertons' (who while it doesn't come up in the review, were killed off screen and we were only shown the bodies, so the bad guys figured them out at some unspecified point) plan makes no sense. I
I mean Elena is a badass, and perfect for the mission skill wise, but they didn't know that. None of her awesome moments are common knowledge and they blackmailed her litterally the day after finding out Zorro's identity, which only raises questions, why were they spying on him if they weren't going to blackmail HIM or something. Instead they force a woman, who's skills they have no reasonable way of knowing about, who is married with a kid, to seduce and spy on the local leader of an extensive conspiracy.
The Marriage wasn't the problem, the problem was a forced out of nowhere made up relationship conflict. Yes Elena wanted Alejandro to spend more time with their son, and apparently they had been going on about such things enough for Alejandro to buy that as the reason for the divorce, but I would have enjoyed a movie about Zorro and his family, and balancing those relationships along with the greater plot far more than the movie we got, where they only spend about 10 minutes as a family and the rest separated and mostly doing their own things.
Imagine if the divorce wasn't part of the plan and the pinkertons forced the whole family into the plot- force Alejandro to bruce wayne it up to give Elena chances to sneak around, or her covering for him to go off as Zorro. Instead the family issues could focus on the kid, like Elena was worried about, as they try to be good parents while increasingly forced to be busy with the plot. Heck then you can get the kid to run into Zorro more often, you could end up with a dynamic where Alejandro takes an opportunity or two to be there for his son as Zorro in passing- where the son would understand that Zorro is busy while being ignorant to why is father is never around- making the reveal more poignant. Tone down the slapstick and give the villians more chances to be competant and or scary and that would go a long way to fixing the film.
"The only thing he's done right is shoot the priest and even then I think it was a lucky--OH MY GOD" LMAO
"Sweet cakes!"
"Darling!"
I literally died at that part XDD
RIP
I ship it
Malcom shoud be the new joker
No you literally did not
+Justin Forsythe that is a pretty balsy claim, do you have any proof to back it up?
The sequel makes me appreciate the first film even more.
That's the case with 90% of all sequels
The first film was great and I haven’t even seen the sequel.
This sequel makes me appreciate the original black-and-white series even more.
@@moustachmallow559 And now that Diego is dead I don’t really see any interesting story which is why I skipped this one.
Whoa, whoa, Critic...The Top Hat Massacre of '43 was a hard time for all of us...Not a cool joke to make, man. Uncool...so many hats...ruined....NOW HOW WOULD THEY DEMONSTRATE THEIR FANCINESS!?
+omerta0414 CONSPIRICY!
#ThedaytheHatscamedown
#Neverforget943
By making topper hats?
+Omerta0414 YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? YOU CANNOT JUOKE OF SUCH THINGS!
never forget
"I don't care I still want my Alfie"
I'm in tears
I personally really liked Antonio Banderas as Puss in Boots in Shrek 2.
Ares The Lord We all did.He was my favourite part
Ares The Lord I enjoyed his performance in that as well as The Skin I Live In.
Yeah and still like him in the spy kids movies
Yeah Banderas is actually a good actor. The problem is that this wasn't a good movie
Wasn't he still Zoro but as a cat
Fun fact:
In the original zorro film staring Antonio bandaras and Catherine Zeta-Jones, in the stable while he was grooming the horse, she admitted to being rather surprised by the suddenly very erect horse giving her it's full attention . Zeta-jones and Bandaras also admitted to being very turned on at the time too. Love was apparently in the air.
Turned on? Like... you mean by the horse?
Original? As in 1920?
Adam Fletcher I heard in that she was turned on in the stable scene when he cuts her dress.
That sounds...Interesting to talk about *Exaggerated facial expression of shock and amusement*, but I would like a source, please
It's like hentai; it both disturbs and interests you. XD
"So the Devil will know who sent you."
Probably the best and darkest moment of the movie haha
Wish it had more moments like that
"So the Devil will know who sent you."
"I can handle my own paperwork."
nah
Lucifer morningstar: really
Important to have references though.
"By God, I could hear that cliche all the way over here!"
I will not let this quote die. XD
Wow. Even Team Rocket has more dignity than the bacon-faced mercenary.
PKMN37 yup
PKMN37 yup
Yep. At least they score a win or two every now and then.
Very true and they were also a lot of fun too.
He dose have a name
This really hurts... The Mask Of Zorro is one of my favorite movies. And then this terrible sequel comes along and ruins everything. Can we officially decanonize this?
Malcolm as Joker > Jared Leto as Joker.
Anyone as Joker > Jared Leto as Joker
#MALCOMOVERLETO!!
Wait, was there a black guy playing Joker in cinemas already? I kinda want there to be
However Heath Ledger > everybody else who's ever been a superhero film.
@@Grim_Sister Not in the movies, but in the 2004 znimated series, it was Kevin Richardson.
Harley Quinn: "Hey, B-Man, have you seen Mr. J anywhere?"
Batman: *Points to Alfred and Joker frolicking*
Harley Quinn: 😲 !!!
Tristan Hartup Harley: no no my puddin!
oit
Don't worry. That's the GOOD Joker.
klimmr3021
Heath ledger or jack Nicholson
Heath Ledger
When the priest comes in to fuck up the terrible antagonist I just started laughing my ass off!🤣
Fun Fact The mask of zorro was the movie batman and his family watched before they were killed
so zorro inspired batman ?
Actually it was the Mark of Zorro, not Mask, which didn't exist at the time Batman was created. But Mask was basically a remake/sort-of-sequel of Mark (both were origin stories but Mark was for Don Diego De La Vega, the original Zorro, and Mask was his retirement and succession by Banderez' character). But yeah- Batman was inspired by Zorro both in real life and in-universe.
Old comment but it was a coincidence. Terry's origin was an amalgamation of all three Robin's. Dick=kid who's parents are offed by a crime boss and wants revenge. Jason=kid who is a trouble maker. Tim=Kid who has living family and seeks out Batman to be a hero.
The Gay Blade
@@lessonmet5291 both actually and maybe even opera but still the creators of Batman actually said that Zorro inspireduch of batmans hide out.
Maybe it didn't belong in this movie, but drunk Antonio Banderas is hilarious in my opinion.
"Don't mess with me, boy, I've caused the Top Hat Massacre of '43."
I'm dead twice over. XD
16:14
Alfred?
Oi?
Get down here.
Oi.
This sequel's written by the same writers of Amazing Spider-Man 2. No wonder Sony Pictures signed a deal with Marvel to have Spider-man in the MCU.
ChronoShenron like how the Tom Cruise Mummy was written by the same gays who wrote Transformers and the 1st 2 rebooted Star Treks. Clearly there is money to be made in being a hack.
Well years later Sony animation studio make Spider-Man into the spider verse
And now Sony took him back
Those are the writers that can ruin a franchise with just a script
"I don't think he knows what those words actually mean. I think he just memorized random passages." So, basically Julian from Pulp Fiction.
Jules
Nah, at least SOME of those made some sort of sense. I bet the person who wrote this film though, "Those quotes would make sense in a Western right? They loved their religion in the US back then. I'll put it in..."
Ah prodastints they make no fucking sense
10/10 spelling
This sequel really did hurt, because the first one was just so damn good. It truly was the perfect summer blockbuster adventure. Perfectly balanced with light heartiness and dark/gritty reality. A beautiful blend of action, adventure, romance, and comedy. A stellar cast that really brought the characters and story to life, with Catherine Zeta-Jones at the peak of her beauty. No CGI whatsoever with the action fully carried with amazing stunts, great swashbuckling sword fighting and impressive practical effects.
It was a perfect action/adventure film that still holds up to this day with its 90s charm.
They really dropped the ball in the sequel on the bright side Catherine Zeta-Jones was the only good thing in this movie 😏
The Mask of Zorro is one of my favorite films. In addition to what you said, James Horner's score throughout is just phenomenal. 👍
What kind of many would we have to pay to see one day Catherine Zzzeta-ZZhones as guest actress in Nostalgia Critic?
All of it
many or money?
We've got to have MUNEH
Zel G. Ka-ching! $$$
What we *nee-e-eed* is *more* *MONEY* ...
Zorro, one of my favorite heroes that I grew up with since I was 4 years old. I still collect Zorro-merchandise.
13:55 "You backwards ass frog." I hope to use this insult one day
20:12 - I *LOVE* this moment, where you draw the "z". I was grinning already, because of the ridiculousness, but that made me burst out in laughter! xD
“Alejandro! Elena. Armand? Dela la Vega. DONKEY!” 🤣
At 22:27 I can't stop laughing. The devil is Malcolm best character.
Another case of me ignoring the critics and seeing the movie because I loved the first film. It was a painful viewing... I think they were going more for the tone of the 50s TV series, but man, that show was entertaining if not as edgy as the Mask of Zorro, this movie was the "Batman and Robin" of the Zorro franchise.
That's probably the best way to describe this film
That’s actually a perfect analogy if you think of the history of the Batman films!
The show is fantastic, and not as campy or corny as this movie. It is simply fun.
Oh... I missed this review, thanks Doug!
Zorry, Zorry!
*****
ZORRO, ZORRO!!! GOT RAPED BY THE CREATOR OF THE THE GREEN DC SUPERHERO!!!
+Mats Tenor holy crap yes XD funny as shit rite ther
Mask Of Zorro in 1998
Legend Of Zorro in 2005
Nostalgia Critic of Legend Of Zorro in 2015
Here in 2020 still waiting for him to do Mask Of Zorro.
he should do it now in 2022, 7 years after the original
@@eldiegoxter7517 too late
would've been great with the new puss in boots but Doug's a coward
This was the last NC review uploaded to the League of SuperCritics channel
I thought Small Wonder was the last one.
I thought there was at least one more after it? Other than the WTR episodes, I swear I remember another review following this one.
***** There were. I meant full blown reviews though
+Todd The Toddler Howard because copyright is a bitch
+Scott Sandler RIP
Speaking of actual stunts in the first Zorro, two Summer blockbusters we have now like Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation and Mad Max Fury Road have both relied on practical stuntwork.
Mad Max for sure
What were you trying to say?
The Jam Man I'm saying that Ghost Protocol & Rogue Nation puts in a lot of effort when it comes to stuntwork.
+Alex Aceves ah. Gotcha.
True but, IIRC, NC was referring to 90s action movies when he made that comparison.
18:47 "sighs" I'm getting tired of this stupid cliche when the villains off their henchmen in retaliation! I don't care how creative they make it look, it's a cliche that's been used since the bloody dawn of time!
it is supposted to demonstrate power, but they use it wrong, its completely unecesarry thus it does not add up with the rest of the movie.
it's precisely what ruins most movies they make, its not the cliche thats wrong, its why its used.
:F
I get your point, but I still think it's a boring cliche.
It's far better for the villain to demonstrate they have the ability to kill them without actually killing them. Since the entire point is to inspire loyalty through fear of death.
StephaniethePenguin Was he a henchman? He seemed more like an evil councilman.
I dunno. He was listening to the main bad guy so I assume he was a henchman.
Alfred x Joker, 10/10 best OTP
"Why so OY!" That is the ship name
lol
I'm scared there's going to be Joker and Alfred fanfiction now.
Knowing the internet, there already is.
Rule 34
The new Zorro song cracks me up every time.
Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry
And, as a fan of classic Disney television, it also gets my vote for "Luckiest Disney Spoof".
"So the devil will know who sent you." sounds like something either the Punisher or Daredevil would say.
Jesus, the Joker and Alfred? Was not expecting that
That's because he's the Joker. Unexpected is how he rolls.
"Sweet cakes!"
"Darling!"
Welp. I have my new OTP
Nostalgia Critic needs to review Cowboys and Aliens.
Why aren't you hugging Judy in your prof pic? You two need to get together.
@@MrPiccoloku Who do you think you're talking to you knuckle head ;/??
5:58 "Down boy, down boy!" LAUGHED LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!! xD :D
My boy didn't growl but he did got up from his nap
"Sir what do we do?He has no hat to shoot!"
Then God help us all.
5:00
Science goes out for a coffee break and comes back.
Science: So what did you get done?
Looks at footage
Science:Wha ju th no just no,how do you explain this?
Director:Zorro logic now piss off while we throw some guy in a cactus.
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I don't get. wuts wrong with stunt? I'm prolly overlooking something simple lol
@@palmtop_studios PHIL, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHIL!
It is amazing that this exists....I mean what happened? How could anyone involved in this look at the first movie and say "yeah this seems like a great sequel!" What a mess. Taking a very dramatic and emotional action film and turning the plot into a disaster of writing.
Oh well, luckily I mostly forget this film exists so it doesn't hurt rewatching the original.
You can barley compare these films and call them the same
One phrase explains it all, "family friendly"
@@adamloga3788 No question. Although it still kind of amazes me. I wonder what the people behind it thought would happen to families that saw the sequel first and went to check out the original movie...the one with the guy that keeps body parts in jars!
Divorces were legal they were frowned upon but legal nonetheless.
Fist of the Joeden empire. but in a catholic country? In 1850? wouldn't they become pariahs in their communities? even in the 1960s having a Divorce was like having a social stigma over your head at all times.
My20GUNS True which is why i said frowned upon. It happened and was only overlooked for very good reasons like for one if the man tried to kill his wife or if the wife slept around with every man in the town.
I am assuming then the divorce destroyed Alejandro's and Elena's reputation then...
They were probably treated like pieces of shit for that, but they could do it...
I know this is an old comment, but I don't think the legal ludicrousness was the divorce per se, but casual divorce. A woman at the time would (depending on her location) basically have to prove to a court that her husband was abusive, adulterous, a felon, a drunk, impotent, or had abandoned her. It was sure to be a messy process that would damage reputations even apart from the divorce itself.
Our Spanish teacher came in with a hangover one day and she played this movie.
Did they fire her?
So much like Zorro in this movie, she too was a drunk mess.
This movie feels more like a cheap parody of Zorro you'd see on SNL!!
Oh, trust me, a lot of bad movies I’ve seen or heard felt like parodies.
Take Batman & Robin, Ghostbusters, the mummy, MIB international, and Superman 3 & 4 which betrayed what came before them
Except SNL would actually make it funny.
@@jordangerardpotier Superman 4 is an enormous guilty pleasure.
Nah, SNL would make it funny. This is just stupid.
Loved the first movie (_Mask of Zorro_), but..I've never seen this one. Not sure if I ever will, to be honest.
I remember people really hating this sequel. Even back when it first came out..
+Paradox Acres It's been so long that I completely forgot which one was the terrible one and which one was the great one lol.
SomethingCireMovies Yeah, I know what you mean. I keep reminding myself "You like the one with Anthony Hopkins" :)
Now THIS I need a fanscription of! I know 1000% you guys can do a fantastic job on rewriting this atrocity and actually make it something heartfelt and epic
Sadly the batman thing makes way more sense since joker makes no sense
I know right, it actually sounded like something the Joker would do minus the gay relationship.
wdym?
Joker in fact is quite thoughtrough. A genius. A made one, but still very intelligent... HE MAKES SENSE- in his realm.
I thought the Joker's purpose(according to himself, mind you) was to spread chaos?
Especially since Batman was inspired by Zorro.
+Channel Awesome Actually divorces while a "new" "thing" did actually exist even in the 19th century. But instead of a divorce you would have to get an annulment (which would of course come with a hefty donation for the church). They weren't common place but weren't unheard of either. And it wasn't unheard of for women to ask for an annulment, as women (un-surprising for anybody that has read a history book) were also not unheard of to be land owners. Captain out.
just because they are requested does not mean they are granted.
Did you not see the part about making a "donation" to the church?
+Mike “Deck” Minkov Sometimes straight-up happened too. My mom roped me into watching a few episodes of "Who Do You Think You Are" and one person had a relative who divorced like 3 times over her life.
And if I remember correctly women could also get an annulment if the husbands dick didn't work, since marriages were mostly just about makin babies and establishing a family the husband was bound to care for. There's some other BS about not conceiving a child within a certain amount of time, but I don't remember the specifics of it.
Take a shot every time the video says 'Zorro'
+Capt. Tin Zorro! Zorro! So drunk he cant even walk...
I'd collapse and throw up right after the intro songs ends... XD
The refrain have ''Zorro'' sung at least 4 times!
Do I look like I have Brain cells to spare?
I don't where am i but i have this video opened and alcohol next to me, what happened :-D
Christ, you'd for after the first minute or so. It's in the opening song around a dozen times.
"Sweetcakes!"
"Darling!"
XD
R.I.P. James Horner. You deserved so much better.
"Lucky Zorro's horse is inflammable and saves the wife and kid."
Woops, wrong word NC, think you might have meant 'none-flammable' because inflammable is weirdly a synonym of flammable.
CrispeeChips because confusingly in can mean not inprecise or more like increase.
"Inflammable means flammable? What a country!"
*non-flammable
@@dustinrausch5008 You know; inflame.
inflammable has two definitions which are contradictory to each other.
This is my personal favorite episode. There's just... something about it that is so GOOD! :D
Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Poloooooooooooooo
Debby Debby Debby Debby Debby
@@mach6247 you should watch ralphthemoviemakers video on him
That useless villain makes James, Jessie and Meowth look useful
I mean, especially in the first season, they could actually be occasionally threatening. He'll, the whole reason that you're so hung up on Ash's Pikachu is that it managed to make them blast off for the first time.
He makes eggman's robot assistants from Sonic x look intimidating
Was I the only one who thought it was a bible that stopped the bullet and not a cross?
Nope! : D
Close enough.
Cucking Dead nah same here. But still close enough
Cross or bibile; the Lord works in mysterious cliches. XD
Cucking Dead
haha nope
"Feliz Navidad, assholes. I am Zorr-HO-HO-HO!"
Malcom does make an awesome Joker.
The Joker and Alfred
THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING!
WE MUST SUMMON THE TUMBLR DEMONS TO CREATE THIS SHIP
new head canon
Marcus Allen no it doesn't
"I can handle my own paperwork"
Good to see the Critic still has his Zeta-Jones obsession.
I dont blame him she's so sexy 😍
HAhaha i wonder what happened with Zorro's Mustache? WOuld that have been Bandera's choice? or the Studio's?
Only Diego had mustache. Alejandro NEVER had mustache as a full-Zorro.
Angelus wrong
RageON! No, it's true. Alejandro still had a big, real mustache as a half-Zorro. He had only a thin, fake mustache in his don-disguise, right before he became a fully developed Zorro.
I just checked and you are right. I got confused with the vintage zorro wich always had a thin mustache. Thanks
"What the hell happened?", you ask. Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci happened. Just be thankful at least that it wasn't called 'The Legend of Zorro: Jet Fuel Doesn't Melt Steel Beams'.
I had to look this up because I just couldn't believe it was true. But it explains so much.
Who else dropped their glasses and face palmed
Lego Guy I've got contacts. XD
so you took them out and rubbed your eyes? XD
All I can think about while watching this is that the inspiration for Meta Knight's anime characterisation and voice comes from Zorro. _And he's awesome!_
Let the Joker/Alfred fanfic commence...
Dont get ideas
The way that the main antagonist screamed before he died was hilarious.
What's wrong with Zorro having to be saved by his son? I know he's supposed to be the hero, but he had to get his son to break him out because he couldn't do it himself. There are times when the hero has to call on others for help. That doesn't make them weak or anything. It just shows that they acknowledge when they can't do it alone.
The problem's the kid. Terribly written
The problem's the kid. Terribly written
because zorro is otherwise terribly written. he got saved in the first movie too but nowhere near as often and he was still an intimidating badass.
Because the legendary Zorro is being saved by a little kid who is his son. That’s hella embarrassing.
Even god would bomb this "zhameful" display.
16:00 Let's be honest, that is something that the Joker would do
@22:59
It looks like even Jones and Banderas think
'this is stupid, but we gotta go with it, sadly'
Oh, my god, was Legend of Zorro the inspiration for the latter parts of the Dark Knight Trilogy?
"Hey Chris, we just finished up a great origin story, establishing a realistic existence for Batman. What should we have him do for the rest of his career?"
"I don't know, Dave... Maybe have him become a drunken recluse who leaves Gotham City to the fear-gassed inmates of Arkham Asylum. You know, like Batman's inspiration, Zorro."
"...Dude, that's... that's not what Batman would do..."
"Lalala, can't hear you, too busy writing a hard sci-fi epic where the power of love transcends the laws of physics!"
+Hezekiah Bennetts Reading reponse's like this actually makes me ponder if anyone even bothered to watch TDKR before tearing it apart for the stupidest reasons possible. Literally none of what you put down was actually true,.
Personally, I blame TDK more than TDKR. What was the lesson in that film? "Batman is the silent guardian, the watchful protector..." And then BAM! No longer Batman. Imagine Luke Skywalker coming away from ESB and saying, "You know what? I'm going back to farming." Makes for a bit of a crap movie, doesn't it?
Hezekiah Bennetts That's not the same thing at all. The reason Bruce stopped being Batman is spelled out in one line of dialogue "The Batman wasn't needed anymore, We won" He didn't abandon Gotham when it still needed him, He simply achieved what he set out to do, provided a symbol to shake Gotham out of apathy, He never set out to be Batman for the rest of his life in that series.
The lie about Harvey Dent needed to have a concrete result of some sort or else, What would have been the point?
The film does have a host of problems, though. Anything after the last fight with Bane isn't worth watching. That lame twist? Bah
YOU LOGICAL BASTARD!
Good god, this movie sucks! I love the original The Mask of Zorro and the Zorro Television prior to the movies, and I kept thinking...Seriously; We have gone from decapitations, savage killings, and heads in jars to this...Slapstick humor and Child Comedy?! You pretty much sum up my rage of this film...
It’s like the neverending story, Alien vs predator, the matrix, zoolander, even the fucking Blair witch, the first ones are great while it’s sequels are fucking trash
"Sir he has no hat to shoot!!"
"Well then God help us all!"
I watched this review the other day and I've been singing this Zorro tune since. It's so catchy.
Puss in Boots 2, who is basically furry Zorro, took 11 years after the original to release and it was far better than the original.
15:55 finally a black Joker
Purple Tomato Studio i think joker can't be black since his skin was bleached white by the toxins and chemicals from that vat
And you forgot to mention the deleted final scene in which old Alejandro and old Elena watch their son going out with the Zorro costume, to continue the tradition
Wow, James Horner was really in love with Catherine Zeta Jones, wasnt he? I mean, I can't really blame him. :D
This movie had different writers than the first one. The guys who wrote the first two transformers movies wrote this
That makes almost too much sense.
wow...I remember this film being a lot better when I was a kid. I absolutely lost it when the son dances around the classroom and escapes through the window hahahaha
The Legend of Zorro is like Ghostbusters 2. Catering to kids instead of the adults from their former films
At least GB 2 had actual funny moments and shit-your-pants scares.
Ghostbusters 2 was just as adult as the first.
This proves you don’t mess with classics
6:12 It's like musical sneezing!
The cartoon where Zorro is a rich kid with a laser sword trying to be like his grandfather seems like a better option than this.
One of the very best Nostalgia Critic ever on a one of the most disgraceful movies of the 21st century!
Sir, he has no hat to shoot! What do we do?! Then god help us all. Lmao
13:32 inflammable means flammable
What a country!
Always love dressing up as Zorro for Halloween.
Favorite parts of the video is when the captions say "You go for his white socks' when Critic is talking about Zorro's wife being a spy, and 'There are sweet tights, Darling' with the Alfred-Joker scene. Best captions ever.
“But a villain with two frozen strips of bacon on his face comes to steal the ballots...” ded
"Feliz Navidad Blank-blanks, I am Zor-ho-ho-ho." Funniest joke you ever came up with.
Wow, I'm early, I'd better think of a joke...
This movie
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+iKillerZombie Hate to bring back an old joke but...Fant4stic.
+SomethingCireMovies my god you crack me up
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I remember how the commercials for this film would show the kid holding the ruler in between clips of the train fight, clearly to make it look like the kid was going to use the ruler to protect himself in an actual action scene, rather than a stupid fight with the teacher.