Legend of Zorro - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @darthzaida1881
    @darthzaida1881 7 років тому +531

    Some really weird shit has been filmed in that parking lot. Wonder what the neighbours think?
    Neighbour 1: There's a Joker and an Alfred skipping around the next door parking lot
    Neighbour 2: You think that shit was weird, you should have seen what they were doing when he reviewed Catwoman

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 7 років тому +13

      Darth Zaida I can't imagine what happened in that review

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +2

      Why, what did they do?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +7

      Doug beat a bunch of people to death

    • @LegendPurpleDragon152
      @LegendPurpleDragon152 4 роки тому +11

      Darth Zaida
      Neighbor 3: That’s nothing. He was in my old neighborhood before we both moved here. You should have seen how he was reviewing Casper

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 4 роки тому +13

      I'm pretty sure in the Cat in the Hat commentary Rachel said "the neighbors think we're a porn studio"

  • @megamarsonic
    @megamarsonic 8 років тому +914

    Alfred: "Sweetcakes!"
    Joker: "Darling!"
    Me: Mother of God...

  • @JediMasterGeoff
    @JediMasterGeoff 7 років тому +593

    I love the critics' consensus for this movie on Rotten Tomatoes: "Zorro can survive a lot of things, but it looks like he can't survive marriage."

    • @nkbujvytcygvujno6006
      @nkbujvytcygvujno6006 5 років тому +42

      Geoff Jacobs Yeah, and marriage only sucks if the relationship is unhealthy somehow. But Legend of Zorro falls into the depressing trope of man-freaks-out-and-abandons-wife-over-problem-that-could-be-easily-talked-out. So, Zorro, you want to look like an idiot, too?

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 Рік тому +4

      I went on HBO Max to see if Mask of Zorro was there and I read the Legend of Zorro description: "Alejandro de la Vega has spent the past few years fighting injustice as Zorro, but now he has to face one of his greatest challenges: A crisis in his marriage with Elena."

    • @timothycarney9652
      @timothycarney9652 Рік тому +5

      @@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 Lets be fair, Alejandro is being an idiot with his extended drunken moping, but Elena going along with the pinkertons without any attempts to explain things, and then taking her own potshots at him while sucking up to the most pretentious person in California, doesn't do her any favors. Also as the critic said, the Pinkertons' (who while it doesn't come up in the review, were killed off screen and we were only shown the bodies, so the bad guys figured them out at some unspecified point) plan makes no sense. I
      I mean Elena is a badass, and perfect for the mission skill wise, but they didn't know that. None of her awesome moments are common knowledge and they blackmailed her litterally the day after finding out Zorro's identity, which only raises questions, why were they spying on him if they weren't going to blackmail HIM or something. Instead they force a woman, who's skills they have no reasonable way of knowing about, who is married with a kid, to seduce and spy on the local leader of an extensive conspiracy.
      The Marriage wasn't the problem, the problem was a forced out of nowhere made up relationship conflict. Yes Elena wanted Alejandro to spend more time with their son, and apparently they had been going on about such things enough for Alejandro to buy that as the reason for the divorce, but I would have enjoyed a movie about Zorro and his family, and balancing those relationships along with the greater plot far more than the movie we got, where they only spend about 10 minutes as a family and the rest separated and mostly doing their own things.
      Imagine if the divorce wasn't part of the plan and the pinkertons forced the whole family into the plot- force Alejandro to bruce wayne it up to give Elena chances to sneak around, or her covering for him to go off as Zorro. Instead the family issues could focus on the kid, like Elena was worried about, as they try to be good parents while increasingly forced to be busy with the plot. Heck then you can get the kid to run into Zorro more often, you could end up with a dynamic where Alejandro takes an opportunity or two to be there for his son as Zorro in passing- where the son would understand that Zorro is busy while being ignorant to why is father is never around- making the reveal more poignant. Tone down the slapstick and give the villians more chances to be competant and or scary and that would go a long way to fixing the film.

  • @icyblue1409
    @icyblue1409 6 років тому +82

    "The only thing he's done right is shoot the priest and even then I think it was a lucky--OH MY GOD" LMAO

  • @AnimatedIdiotGuide
    @AnimatedIdiotGuide 8 років тому +715

    "Sweet cakes!"
    "Darling!"
    I literally died at that part XDD

    • @TheBusNinja
      @TheBusNinja 8 років тому +15

      RIP

    • @thesenate5510
      @thesenate5510 8 років тому +18

      I ship it

    • @Zhyro00
      @Zhyro00 8 років тому +26

      Malcom shoud be the new joker

    • @jsythe7143
      @jsythe7143 8 років тому +9

      No you literally did not

    • @Zhyro00
      @Zhyro00 8 років тому +7

      +Justin Forsythe that is a pretty balsy claim, do you have any proof to back it up?

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 4 роки тому +202

    The sequel makes me appreciate the first film even more.

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 2 роки тому +16

      That's the case with 90% of all sequels

    • @spaceace4387
      @spaceace4387 Рік тому +1

      The first film was great and I haven’t even seen the sequel.

    • @moustachmallow559
      @moustachmallow559 Рік тому +1

      This sequel makes me appreciate the original black-and-white series even more.

    • @spaceace4387
      @spaceace4387 Рік тому +1

      @@moustachmallow559 And now that Diego is dead I don’t really see any interesting story which is why I skipped this one.

  • @somethingciremovies1651
    @somethingciremovies1651 9 років тому +948

    Whoa, whoa, Critic...The Top Hat Massacre of '43 was a hard time for all of us...Not a cool joke to make, man. Uncool...so many hats...ruined....NOW HOW WOULD THEY DEMONSTRATE THEIR FANCINESS!?

  • @FrankieB119
    @FrankieB119 9 років тому +311

    "I don't care I still want my Alfie"
    I'm in tears

  • @unkorodin
    @unkorodin 7 років тому +602

    I personally really liked Antonio Banderas as Puss in Boots in Shrek 2.

    • @gabrielpetricevic6606
      @gabrielpetricevic6606 7 років тому +41

      Ares The Lord We all did.He was my favourite part

    • @dromalloma2651
      @dromalloma2651 7 років тому +12

      Ares The Lord I enjoyed his performance in that as well as The Skin I Live In.

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 6 років тому +16

      Yeah and still like him in the spy kids movies

    • @0Quiwi0
      @0Quiwi0 6 років тому +25

      Yeah Banderas is actually a good actor. The problem is that this wasn't a good movie

    • @rommelgonzalez2730
      @rommelgonzalez2730 5 років тому +19

      Wasn't he still Zoro but as a cat

  • @TheBrokensaintvxvx
    @TheBrokensaintvxvx 8 років тому +467

    Fun fact:
    In the original zorro film staring Antonio bandaras and Catherine Zeta-Jones, in the stable while he was grooming the horse, she admitted to being rather surprised by the suddenly very erect horse giving her it's full attention . Zeta-jones and Bandaras also admitted to being very turned on at the time too. Love was apparently in the air.

    • @megamarsonic
      @megamarsonic 8 років тому +88

      Turned on? Like... you mean by the horse?

    • @bradleya3381
      @bradleya3381 8 років тому +28

      Original? As in 1920?

    • @joshuabunting882
      @joshuabunting882 8 років тому +60

      Adam Fletcher I heard in that she was turned on in the stable scene when he cuts her dress.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 років тому +40

      That sounds...Interesting to talk about *Exaggerated facial expression of shock and amusement*, but I would like a source, please

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 років тому +28

      It's like hentai; it both disturbs and interests you. XD

  • @yael50523
    @yael50523 5 років тому +121

    "So the Devil will know who sent you."
    Probably the best and darkest moment of the movie haha

  • @nicolet.6197
    @nicolet.6197 8 років тому +273

    "So the Devil will know who sent you."
    "I can handle my own paperwork."

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 6 років тому +160

    "By God, I could hear that cliche all the way over here!"
    I will not let this quote die. XD

  • @PKMN37
    @PKMN37 8 років тому +504

    Wow. Even Team Rocket has more dignity than the bacon-faced mercenary.

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 7 років тому +106

    This really hurts... The Mask Of Zorro is one of my favorite movies. And then this terrible sequel comes along and ruins everything. Can we officially decanonize this?

  • @YourObedientSandwichAHam
    @YourObedientSandwichAHam 7 років тому +574

    Malcolm as Joker > Jared Leto as Joker.

    • @zelg.5551
      @zelg.5551 6 років тому +43

      Anyone as Joker > Jared Leto as Joker

    • @camilmakduliman5605
      @camilmakduliman5605 5 років тому +9

      #MALCOMOVERLETO!!

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 5 років тому +6

      Wait, was there a black guy playing Joker in cinemas already? I kinda want there to be

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +5

      However Heath Ledger > everybody else who's ever been a superhero film.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 роки тому +3

      @@Grim_Sister Not in the movies, but in the 2004 znimated series, it was Kevin Richardson.

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 8 років тому +402

    Harley Quinn: "Hey, B-Man, have you seen Mr. J anywhere?"
    Batman: *Points to Alfred and Joker frolicking*
    Harley Quinn: 😲 !!!

    • @ricebean1941
      @ricebean1941 7 років тому +22

      Tristan Hartup Harley: no no my puddin!

    • @sarahemmerson7860
      @sarahemmerson7860 6 років тому +2

      oit

    • @klimmr
      @klimmr 6 років тому +4

      Don't worry. That's the GOOD Joker.

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 6 років тому +6

      klimmr3021
      Heath ledger or jack Nicholson

    • @klimmr
      @klimmr 6 років тому +3

      Heath Ledger

  • @KainoaB4
    @KainoaB4 6 років тому +22

    When the priest comes in to fuck up the terrible antagonist I just started laughing my ass off!🤣

  • @connerwoodruff8091
    @connerwoodruff8091 9 років тому +296

    Fun Fact The mask of zorro was the movie batman and his family watched before they were killed

    • @thisguyagain23
      @thisguyagain23 9 років тому +32

      so zorro inspired batman ?

    • @joshuahartman3132
      @joshuahartman3132 8 років тому +77

      Actually it was the Mark of Zorro, not Mask, which didn't exist at the time Batman was created. But Mask was basically a remake/sort-of-sequel of Mark (both were origin stories but Mark was for Don Diego De La Vega, the original Zorro, and Mask was his retirement and succession by Banderez' character). But yeah- Batman was inspired by Zorro both in real life and in-universe.

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 6 років тому +9

      Old comment but it was a coincidence. Terry's origin was an amalgamation of all three Robin's. Dick=kid who's parents are offed by a crime boss and wants revenge. Jason=kid who is a trouble maker. Tim=Kid who has living family and seeks out Batman to be a hero.

    • @lessonmet5291
      @lessonmet5291 4 роки тому +2

      The Gay Blade

    • @kazinadbiralamadit6905
      @kazinadbiralamadit6905 4 роки тому +1

      @@lessonmet5291 both actually and maybe even opera but still the creators of Batman actually said that Zorro inspireduch of batmans hide out.

  • @KevinACarroll1996
    @KevinACarroll1996 9 років тому +153

    Maybe it didn't belong in this movie, but drunk Antonio Banderas is hilarious in my opinion.

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 6 років тому +35

    "Don't mess with me, boy, I've caused the Top Hat Massacre of '43."
    I'm dead twice over. XD

  • @Screamingurchin
    @Screamingurchin 7 років тому +70

    16:14
    Alfred?
    Oi?
    Get down here.
    Oi.

  • @Ultrabalor
    @Ultrabalor 7 років тому +102

    This sequel's written by the same writers of Amazing Spider-Man 2. No wonder Sony Pictures signed a deal with Marvel to have Spider-man in the MCU.

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 6 років тому +8

      ChronoShenron like how the Tom Cruise Mummy was written by the same gays who wrote Transformers and the 1st 2 rebooted Star Treks. Clearly there is money to be made in being a hack.

    • @noenya8047
      @noenya8047 5 років тому

      Well years later Sony animation studio make Spider-Man into the spider verse

    • @noahroangoldwing
      @noahroangoldwing 5 років тому +3

      And now Sony took him back

    • @jordangerardpotier
      @jordangerardpotier 5 років тому +2

      Those are the writers that can ruin a franchise with just a script

  • @seanm9306
    @seanm9306 9 років тому +102

    "I don't think he knows what those words actually mean. I think he just memorized random passages." So, basically Julian from Pulp Fiction.

    • @AlexAceves1994
      @AlexAceves1994 5 років тому +5

      Jules

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +7

      Nah, at least SOME of those made some sort of sense. I bet the person who wrote this film though, "Those quotes would make sense in a Western right? They loved their religion in the US back then. I'll put it in..."

    • @Bubbleskittymaster
      @Bubbleskittymaster 4 роки тому

      Ah prodastints they make no fucking sense

    • @edslushie570
      @edslushie570 4 роки тому

      10/10 spelling

  • @dastemplar9681
    @dastemplar9681 2 роки тому +42

    This sequel really did hurt, because the first one was just so damn good. It truly was the perfect summer blockbuster adventure. Perfectly balanced with light heartiness and dark/gritty reality. A beautiful blend of action, adventure, romance, and comedy. A stellar cast that really brought the characters and story to life, with Catherine Zeta-Jones at the peak of her beauty. No CGI whatsoever with the action fully carried with amazing stunts, great swashbuckling sword fighting and impressive practical effects.
    It was a perfect action/adventure film that still holds up to this day with its 90s charm.

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 Рік тому

      They really dropped the ball in the sequel on the bright side Catherine Zeta-Jones was the only good thing in this movie 😏

    • @jambler15
      @jambler15 Рік тому

      The Mask of Zorro is one of my favorite films. In addition to what you said, James Horner's score throughout is just phenomenal. 👍

  • @MrDUneven
    @MrDUneven 9 років тому +76

    What kind of many would we have to pay to see one day Catherine Zzzeta-ZZhones as guest actress in Nostalgia Critic?

  • @thephantom496
    @thephantom496 8 років тому +22

    Zorro, one of my favorite heroes that I grew up with since I was 4 years old. I still collect Zorro-merchandise.

  • @NinjaInConverse
    @NinjaInConverse 9 років тому +47

    13:55 "You backwards ass frog." I hope to use this insult one day

  • @Thanathos1991
    @Thanathos1991 5 років тому +26

    20:12 - I *LOVE* this moment, where you draw the "z". I was grinning already, because of the ridiculousness, but that made me burst out in laughter! xD

  • @KainoaB4
    @KainoaB4 6 років тому +24

    “Alejandro! Elena. Armand? Dela la Vega. DONKEY!” 🤣

  • @kittykittymeowmeow19
    @kittykittymeowmeow19 7 років тому +41

    At 22:27 I can't stop laughing. The devil is Malcolm best character.

  • @henryhammond7393
    @henryhammond7393 7 років тому +91

    Another case of me ignoring the critics and seeing the movie because I loved the first film. It was a painful viewing... I think they were going more for the tone of the 50s TV series, but man, that show was entertaining if not as edgy as the Mask of Zorro, this movie was the "Batman and Robin" of the Zorro franchise.

    • @monhunterz5430
      @monhunterz5430 6 років тому +9

      That's probably the best way to describe this film

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 5 років тому +4

      That’s actually a perfect analogy if you think of the history of the Batman films!

    • @SP8inc
      @SP8inc 2 роки тому +1

      The show is fantastic, and not as campy or corny as this movie. It is simply fun.

  • @tenor24sprayse
    @tenor24sprayse 9 років тому +245

    Oh... I missed this review, thanks Doug!
    Zorry, Zorry!

    • @tenor24sprayse
      @tenor24sprayse 9 років тому +1

      *****
      ZORRO, ZORRO!!! GOT RAPED BY THE CREATOR OF THE THE GREEN DC SUPERHERO!!!

    • @geekyturtle561
      @geekyturtle561 9 років тому +1

      +Mats Tenor holy crap yes XD funny as shit rite ther

  • @WilPearson97
    @WilPearson97 4 роки тому +64

    Mask Of Zorro in 1998
    Legend Of Zorro in 2005
    Nostalgia Critic of Legend Of Zorro in 2015
    Here in 2020 still waiting for him to do Mask Of Zorro.

    • @eldiegoxter7517
      @eldiegoxter7517 2 роки тому +3

      he should do it now in 2022, 7 years after the original

    • @timothycarney9652
      @timothycarney9652 Рік тому +2

      @@eldiegoxter7517 too late

    • @eldiegoxter7517
      @eldiegoxter7517 Рік тому

      would've been great with the new puss in boots but Doug's a coward

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 9 років тому +319

    This was the last NC review uploaded to the League of SuperCritics channel

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 9 років тому +6

      I thought Small Wonder was the last one.

    • @MoonlitLycan
      @MoonlitLycan 9 років тому +1

      I thought there was at least one more after it? Other than the WTR episodes, I swear I remember another review following this one.

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 9 років тому +3

      ***** There were. I meant full blown reviews though

    • @Iqbalx1
      @Iqbalx1 9 років тому +6

      +Todd The Toddler Howard because copyright is a bitch

    • @somethingciremovies1651
      @somethingciremovies1651 9 років тому +2

      +Scott Sandler RIP

  • @AlexAceves1994
    @AlexAceves1994 8 років тому +60

    Speaking of actual stunts in the first Zorro, two Summer blockbusters we have now like Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation and Mad Max Fury Road have both relied on practical stuntwork.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому +1

      Mad Max for sure

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 8 років тому +5

      What were you trying to say?

    • @AlexAceves1994
      @AlexAceves1994 8 років тому +4

      The Jam Man I'm saying that Ghost Protocol & Rogue Nation puts in a lot of effort when it comes to stuntwork.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 8 років тому +1

      +Alex Aceves ah. Gotcha.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 років тому +6

      True but, IIRC, NC was referring to 90s action movies when he made that comparison.

  • @stephaniethepenguin5442
    @stephaniethepenguin5442 8 років тому +237

    18:47 "sighs" I'm getting tired of this stupid cliche when the villains off their henchmen in retaliation! I don't care how creative they make it look, it's a cliche that's been used since the bloody dawn of time!

    • @Elkaade
      @Elkaade 8 років тому +40

      it is supposted to demonstrate power, but they use it wrong, its completely unecesarry thus it does not add up with the rest of the movie.
      it's precisely what ruins most movies they make, its not the cliche thats wrong, its why its used.
      :F

    • @stephaniethepenguin5442
      @stephaniethepenguin5442 8 років тому +12

      I get your point, but I still think it's a boring cliche.

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 8 років тому +37

      It's far better for the villain to demonstrate they have the ability to kill them without actually killing them. Since the entire point is to inspire loyalty through fear of death.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 років тому +3

      StephaniethePenguin Was he a henchman? He seemed more like an evil councilman.

    • @stephaniethepenguin5442
      @stephaniethepenguin5442 7 років тому +7

      I dunno. He was listening to the main bad guy so I assume he was a henchman.

  • @calebkopp7636
    @calebkopp7636 8 років тому +210

    Alfred x Joker, 10/10 best OTP

  • @tacowookie6932
    @tacowookie6932 7 років тому +61

    I'm scared there's going to be Joker and Alfred fanfiction now.

  • @stormstrider1990
    @stormstrider1990 8 років тому +75

    The new Zorro song cracks me up every time.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 років тому +14

      Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 6 років тому +5

      And, as a fan of classic Disney television, it also gets my vote for "Luckiest Disney Spoof".

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 7 років тому +24

    "So the devil will know who sent you." sounds like something either the Punisher or Daredevil would say.

  • @Lovesickobsession19
    @Lovesickobsession19 9 років тому +44

    Jesus, the Joker and Alfred? Was not expecting that

    • @marten7715
      @marten7715 8 років тому +13

      That's because he's the Joker. Unexpected is how he rolls.

  • @kayleighbrown459
    @kayleighbrown459 7 років тому +37

    "Sweet cakes!"
    "Darling!"
    Welp. I have my new OTP

  • @MartianManHunter2258
    @MartianManHunter2258 9 років тому +103

    Nostalgia Critic needs to review Cowboys and Aliens.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 років тому +1

      Why aren't you hugging Judy in your prof pic? You two need to get together.

    • @halejordan
      @halejordan 4 роки тому

      @@MrPiccoloku Who do you think you're talking to you knuckle head ;/??

  • @Angyali
    @Angyali 6 років тому +14

    5:58 "Down boy, down boy!" LAUGHED LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!! xD :D

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 Рік тому

      My boy didn't growl but he did got up from his nap

  • @nopenopenopesomuchnope4137
    @nopenopenopesomuchnope4137 8 років тому +32

    "Sir what do we do?He has no hat to shoot!"

    • @BLZ231
      @BLZ231 5 років тому +5

      Then God help us all.

  • @wookiethegreat
    @wookiethegreat 7 років тому +72

    5:00
    Science goes out for a coffee break and comes back.
    Science: So what did you get done?
    Looks at footage
    Science:Wha ju th no just no,how do you explain this?
    Director:Zorro logic now piss off while we throw some guy in a cactus.

    • @palmtop_studios
      @palmtop_studios 6 років тому +1

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    • @roninsplinter8098
      @roninsplinter8098 5 років тому

      I don't get. wuts wrong with stunt? I'm prolly overlooking something simple lol

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 роки тому

      @@palmtop_studios PHIL, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHIL!

  • @Flaris
    @Flaris 9 років тому +44

    It is amazing that this exists....I mean what happened? How could anyone involved in this look at the first movie and say "yeah this seems like a great sequel!" What a mess. Taking a very dramatic and emotional action film and turning the plot into a disaster of writing.
    Oh well, luckily I mostly forget this film exists so it doesn't hurt rewatching the original.

    • @jordangerardpotier
      @jordangerardpotier 5 років тому +1

      You can barley compare these films and call them the same

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 2 роки тому +1

      One phrase explains it all, "family friendly"

    • @Flaris
      @Flaris 2 роки тому +1

      @@adamloga3788 No question. Although it still kind of amazes me. I wonder what the people behind it thought would happen to families that saw the sequel first and went to check out the original movie...the one with the guy that keeps body parts in jars!

  • @worldofwarcraftman2
    @worldofwarcraftman2 8 років тому +99

    Divorces were legal they were frowned upon but legal nonetheless.

    • @My20GUNS
      @My20GUNS 8 років тому +28

      Fist of the Joeden empire. but in a catholic country? In 1850? wouldn't they become pariahs in their communities? even in the 1960s having a Divorce was like having a social stigma over your head at all times.

    • @worldofwarcraftman2
      @worldofwarcraftman2 8 років тому +17

      My20GUNS True which is why i said frowned upon. It happened and was only overlooked for very good reasons like for one if the man tried to kill his wife or if the wife slept around with every man in the town.

    • @Psycho3418
      @Psycho3418 7 років тому +1

      I am assuming then the divorce destroyed Alejandro's and Elena's reputation then...

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +2

      They were probably treated like pieces of shit for that, but they could do it...

    • @PilgrimVisions
      @PilgrimVisions 6 років тому +13

      I know this is an old comment, but I don't think the legal ludicrousness was the divorce per se, but casual divorce. A woman at the time would (depending on her location) basically have to prove to a court that her husband was abusive, adulterous, a felon, a drunk, impotent, or had abandoned her. It was sure to be a messy process that would damage reputations even apart from the divorce itself.

  • @ashe3238
    @ashe3238 6 років тому +59

    Our Spanish teacher came in with a hangover one day and she played this movie.

    • @SkalgarXLR
      @SkalgarXLR 6 років тому +2

      Did they fire her?

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 3 роки тому +7

      So much like Zorro in this movie, she too was a drunk mess.

  • @KingGargantuas
    @KingGargantuas 9 років тому +165

    This movie feels more like a cheap parody of Zorro you'd see on SNL!!

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 5 років тому +9

      Oh, trust me, a lot of bad movies I’ve seen or heard felt like parodies.

    • @jordangerardpotier
      @jordangerardpotier 5 років тому +5

      Take Batman & Robin, Ghostbusters, the mummy, MIB international, and Superman 3 & 4 which betrayed what came before them

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 3 роки тому +2

      Except SNL would actually make it funny.

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 3 роки тому

      @@jordangerardpotier Superman 4 is an enormous guilty pleasure.

    • @mask938
      @mask938 3 роки тому

      Nah, SNL would make it funny. This is just stupid.

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 9 років тому +44

    Loved the first movie (_Mask of Zorro_), but..I've never seen this one. Not sure if I ever will, to be honest.
    I remember people really hating this sequel. Even back when it first came out..

    • @somethingciremovies1651
      @somethingciremovies1651 9 років тому +4

      +Paradox Acres It's been so long that I completely forgot which one was the terrible one and which one was the great one lol.

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 9 років тому +4

      SomethingCireMovies Yeah, I know what you mean. I keep reminding myself "You like the one with Anthony Hopkins" :)

  • @thearthurmarston9897
    @thearthurmarston9897 Рік тому +24

    Now THIS I need a fanscription of! I know 1000% you guys can do a fantastic job on rewriting this atrocity and actually make it something heartfelt and epic

  • @jessicamiller3145
    @jessicamiller3145 8 років тому +357

    Sadly the batman thing makes way more sense since joker makes no sense

    • @thesenate5510
      @thesenate5510 8 років тому +52

      I know right, it actually sounded like something the Joker would do minus the gay relationship.

    • @BridgeEntertainment2001
      @BridgeEntertainment2001 8 років тому +4

      wdym?

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 7 років тому +24

      Joker in fact is quite thoughtrough. A genius. A made one, but still very intelligent... HE MAKES SENSE- in his realm.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +11

      I thought the Joker's purpose(according to himself, mind you) was to spread chaos?

    • @JeffDoyen
      @JeffDoyen 6 років тому +2

      Especially since Batman was inspired by Zorro.

  • @rollingafatblunt2228
    @rollingafatblunt2228 9 років тому +24

    +Channel Awesome Actually divorces while a "new" "thing" did actually exist even in the 19th century. But instead of a divorce you would have to get an annulment (which would of course come with a hefty donation for the church). They weren't common place but weren't unheard of either. And it wasn't unheard of for women to ask for an annulment, as women (un-surprising for anybody that has read a history book) were also not unheard of to be land owners. Captain out.

    • @ianbaker672
      @ianbaker672 9 років тому +7

      just because they are requested does not mean they are granted.

    • @rollingafatblunt2228
      @rollingafatblunt2228 9 років тому +5

      Did you not see the part about making a "donation" to the church?

    • @Tazzie1312
      @Tazzie1312 9 років тому

      +Mike “Deck” Minkov Sometimes straight-up happened too. My mom roped me into watching a few episodes of "Who Do You Think You Are" and one person had a relative who divorced like 3 times over her life.

    • @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
      @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 8 років тому +1

      And if I remember correctly women could also get an annulment if the husbands dick didn't work, since marriages were mostly just about makin babies and establishing a family the husband was bound to care for. There's some other BS about not conceiving a child within a certain amount of time, but I don't remember the specifics of it.

  • @DylanHlava
    @DylanHlava 9 років тому +106

    Take a shot every time the video says 'Zorro'

    • @CarlosSilva-jd6qd
      @CarlosSilva-jd6qd 9 років тому +24

      +Capt. Tin Zorro! Zorro! So drunk he cant even walk...

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +9

      I'd collapse and throw up right after the intro songs ends... XD
      The refrain have ''Zorro'' sung at least 4 times!

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +4

      Do I look like I have Brain cells to spare?

    • @hujan1744
      @hujan1744 5 років тому

      I don't where am i but i have this video opened and alcohol next to me, what happened :-D

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 роки тому +2

      Christ, you'd for after the first minute or so. It's in the opening song around a dozen times.

  • @jeanbrown9598
    @jeanbrown9598 7 років тому +29

    "Sweetcakes!"
    "Darling!"
    XD

  • @srbarkerchan
    @srbarkerchan 8 років тому +15

    R.I.P. James Horner. You deserved so much better.

  • @Tickerbee
    @Tickerbee 7 років тому +75

    "Lucky Zorro's horse is inflammable and saves the wife and kid."
    Woops, wrong word NC, think you might have meant 'none-flammable' because inflammable is weirdly a synonym of flammable.

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 6 років тому

      CrispeeChips because confusingly in can mean not inprecise or more like increase.

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 6 років тому +14

      "Inflammable means flammable? What a country!"

    • @aboxinspace
      @aboxinspace 5 років тому

      *non-flammable

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 років тому

      @@dustinrausch5008 You know; inflame.

    • @pseudosanct5253
      @pseudosanct5253 5 років тому +1

      inflammable has two definitions which are contradictory to each other.

  • @NeoKad99
    @NeoKad99 8 років тому +58

    This is my personal favorite episode. There's just... something about it that is so GOOD! :D

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 років тому +27

      Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @thedemoncat4624
      @thedemoncat4624 8 років тому +8

      Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Polo Poloooooooooooooo

    • @dasuberkaiser6
      @dasuberkaiser6 7 років тому

      Debby Debby Debby Debby Debby

    • @thingsicantfind9545
      @thingsicantfind9545 3 роки тому +1

      @@mach6247 you should watch ralphthemoviemakers video on him

  • @pikapi2738
    @pikapi2738 7 років тому +37

    That useless villain makes James, Jessie and Meowth look useful

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 2 роки тому +3

      I mean, especially in the first season, they could actually be occasionally threatening. He'll, the whole reason that you're so hung up on Ash's Pikachu is that it managed to make them blast off for the first time.

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 Рік тому

      He makes eggman's robot assistants from Sonic x look intimidating

  • @cuckingdead991
    @cuckingdead991 9 років тому +132

    Was I the only one who thought it was a bible that stopped the bullet and not a cross?

  • @occultcenturion1131
    @occultcenturion1131 5 років тому +8

    "Feliz Navidad, assholes. I am Zorr-HO-HO-HO!"

  • @jamesmurray8906
    @jamesmurray8906 9 років тому +22

    Malcom does make an awesome Joker.

  • @Neetaku86_vt
    @Neetaku86_vt 8 років тому +108

    The Joker and Alfred
    THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING!

  • @jamesclark8163
    @jamesclark8163 9 років тому +35

    "I can handle my own paperwork"

  • @thronezwei4412
    @thronezwei4412 8 років тому +38

    Good to see the Critic still has his Zeta-Jones obsession.

  • @RageONTv
    @RageONTv 8 років тому +41

    HAhaha i wonder what happened with Zorro's Mustache? WOuld that have been Bandera's choice? or the Studio's?

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 8 років тому +6

      Only Diego had mustache. Alejandro NEVER had mustache as a full-Zorro.

    • @RageONTv
      @RageONTv 8 років тому

      Angelus wrong

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 8 років тому +9

      RageON! No, it's true. Alejandro still had a big, real mustache as a half-Zorro. He had only a thin, fake mustache in his don-disguise, right before he became a fully developed Zorro.

    • @RageONTv
      @RageONTv 8 років тому +1

      I just checked and you are right. I got confused with the vintage zorro wich always had a thin mustache. Thanks

  • @samos4924
    @samos4924 8 років тому +11

    "What the hell happened?", you ask. Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci happened. Just be thankful at least that it wasn't called 'The Legend of Zorro: Jet Fuel Doesn't Melt Steel Beams'.

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 3 роки тому +1

      I had to look this up because I just couldn't believe it was true. But it explains so much.

  • @matt.s9607
    @matt.s9607 9 років тому +48

    Who else dropped their glasses and face palmed

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 років тому +9

      Lego Guy I've got contacts. XD

    • @ubermaster134
      @ubermaster134 7 років тому +9

      so you took them out and rubbed your eyes? XD

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire 7 років тому +7

    All I can think about while watching this is that the inspiration for Meta Knight's anime characterisation and voice comes from Zorro. _And he's awesome!_

  • @ChristoTitan
    @ChristoTitan 8 років тому +19

    Let the Joker/Alfred fanfic commence...

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 3 роки тому

      Dont get ideas

  • @bigmetroidfan911
    @bigmetroidfan911 2 роки тому +3

    The way that the main antagonist screamed before he died was hilarious.

  • @PsychedelicCharm
    @PsychedelicCharm 7 років тому +12

    What's wrong with Zorro having to be saved by his son? I know he's supposed to be the hero, but he had to get his son to break him out because he couldn't do it himself. There are times when the hero has to call on others for help. That doesn't make them weak or anything. It just shows that they acknowledge when they can't do it alone.

    • @eldiegoxter7517
      @eldiegoxter7517 4 роки тому +7

      The problem's the kid. Terribly written

    • @eldiegoxter7517
      @eldiegoxter7517 4 роки тому

      The problem's the kid. Terribly written

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 Рік тому +3

      because zorro is otherwise terribly written. he got saved in the first movie too but nowhere near as often and he was still an intimidating badass.

    • @vgngolley341
      @vgngolley341 Рік тому +1

      Because the legendary Zorro is being saved by a little kid who is his son. That’s hella embarrassing.

  • @Uroste
    @Uroste 9 років тому +30

    Even god would bomb this "zhameful" display.

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 9 років тому +13

    16:00 Let's be honest, that is something that the Joker would do

  • @sandrols7
    @sandrols7 7 років тому +7

    @22:59
    It looks like even Jones and Banderas think
    'this is stupid, but we gotta go with it, sadly'

  • @Hrothmeir
    @Hrothmeir 9 років тому +203

    Oh, my god, was Legend of Zorro the inspiration for the latter parts of the Dark Knight Trilogy?
    "Hey Chris, we just finished up a great origin story, establishing a realistic existence for Batman. What should we have him do for the rest of his career?"
    "I don't know, Dave... Maybe have him become a drunken recluse who leaves Gotham City to the fear-gassed inmates of Arkham Asylum. You know, like Batman's inspiration, Zorro."
    "...Dude, that's... that's not what Batman would do..."
    "Lalala, can't hear you, too busy writing a hard sci-fi epic where the power of love transcends the laws of physics!"

    • @spencermalley10
      @spencermalley10 9 років тому +17

      +Hezekiah Bennetts Reading reponse's like this actually makes me ponder if anyone even bothered to watch TDKR before tearing it apart for the stupidest reasons possible. Literally none of what you put down was actually true,.

    • @Hrothmeir
      @Hrothmeir 9 років тому +12

      Personally, I blame TDK more than TDKR. What was the lesson in that film? "Batman is the silent guardian, the watchful protector..." And then BAM! No longer Batman. Imagine Luke Skywalker coming away from ESB and saying, "You know what? I'm going back to farming." Makes for a bit of a crap movie, doesn't it?

    • @spencermalley10
      @spencermalley10 9 років тому +24

      Hezekiah Bennetts That's not the same thing at all. The reason Bruce stopped being Batman is spelled out in one line of dialogue "The Batman wasn't needed anymore, We won" He didn't abandon Gotham when it still needed him, He simply achieved what he set out to do, provided a symbol to shake Gotham out of apathy, He never set out to be Batman for the rest of his life in that series.
      The lie about Harvey Dent needed to have a concrete result of some sort or else, What would have been the point?

    • @NarwhalEntertainment
      @NarwhalEntertainment 7 років тому +3

      The film does have a host of problems, though. Anything after the last fight with Bane isn't worth watching. That lame twist? Bah

    • @godofevil9468
      @godofevil9468 6 років тому +2

      YOU LOGICAL BASTARD!

  • @bijanthegr91
    @bijanthegr91 9 років тому +42

    Good god, this movie sucks! I love the original The Mask of Zorro and the Zorro Television prior to the movies, and I kept thinking...Seriously; We have gone from decapitations, savage killings, and heads in jars to this...Slapstick humor and Child Comedy?! You pretty much sum up my rage of this film...

    • @jordangerardpotier
      @jordangerardpotier 5 років тому +4

      It’s like the neverending story, Alien vs predator, the matrix, zoolander, even the fucking Blair witch, the first ones are great while it’s sequels are fucking trash

  • @lettherebelamp5102
    @lettherebelamp5102 7 років тому +5

    "Sir he has no hat to shoot!!"
    "Well then God help us all!"

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr 5 років тому +6

    I watched this review the other day and I've been singing this Zorro tune since. It's so catchy.

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 Рік тому +9

    Puss in Boots 2, who is basically furry Zorro, took 11 years after the original to release and it was far better than the original.

  • @purpletomatocinema
    @purpletomatocinema 7 років тому +19

    15:55 finally a black Joker

    • @morssinistram5169
      @morssinistram5169 6 років тому +2

      Purple Tomato Studio i think joker can't be black since his skin was bleached white by the toxins and chemicals from that vat

  • @vilwarin5635
    @vilwarin5635 5 років тому +4

    And you forgot to mention the deleted final scene in which old Alejandro and old Elena watch their son going out with the Zorro costume, to continue the tradition

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 8 років тому +8

    Wow, James Horner was really in love with Catherine Zeta Jones, wasnt he? I mean, I can't really blame him. :D

  • @MegaSheen15
    @MegaSheen15 3 роки тому +9

    This movie had different writers than the first one. The guys who wrote the first two transformers movies wrote this

  • @steferly
    @steferly 8 років тому +19

    wow...I remember this film being a lot better when I was a kid. I absolutely lost it when the son dances around the classroom and escapes through the window hahahaha

  • @FATE522
    @FATE522 3 роки тому +8

    The Legend of Zorro is like Ghostbusters 2. Catering to kids instead of the adults from their former films

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 Рік тому +1

      At least GB 2 had actual funny moments and shit-your-pants scares.

    • @mercenaryknight5419
      @mercenaryknight5419 Рік тому

      Ghostbusters 2 was just as adult as the first.

  • @notaname1636
    @notaname1636 4 роки тому +7

    This proves you don’t mess with classics

  • @RedPoisonDragon
    @RedPoisonDragon 7 років тому +6

    6:12 It's like musical sneezing!

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 6 років тому +16

    The cartoon where Zorro is a rich kid with a laser sword trying to be like his grandfather seems like a better option than this.

  • @Zed-fq3lj
    @Zed-fq3lj Рік тому +10

    One of the very best Nostalgia Critic ever on a one of the most disgraceful movies of the 21st century!

  • @joeyteter9383
    @joeyteter9383 7 років тому +3

    Sir, he has no hat to shoot! What do we do?! Then god help us all. Lmao

  • @dmanakell
    @dmanakell 8 років тому +16

    13:32 inflammable means flammable

  • @SuperThegreatone23
    @SuperThegreatone23 7 років тому +5

    Always love dressing up as Zorro for Halloween.

  • @inkythewolf6745
    @inkythewolf6745 7 років тому

    Favorite parts of the video is when the captions say "You go for his white socks' when Critic is talking about Zorro's wife being a spy, and 'There are sweet tights, Darling' with the Alfred-Joker scene. Best captions ever.

  • @peterburback9575
    @peterburback9575 3 роки тому +5

    “But a villain with two frozen strips of bacon on his face comes to steal the ballots...” ded

  • @developingopinionmedia2909
    @developingopinionmedia2909 5 років тому +1

    "Feliz Navidad Blank-blanks, I am Zor-ho-ho-ho." Funniest joke you ever came up with.

  • @iKillerZombie
    @iKillerZombie 9 років тому +396

    Wow, I'm early, I'd better think of a joke...
    This movie

  • @matthewmuir8884
    @matthewmuir8884 2 роки тому +2

    I remember how the commercials for this film would show the kid holding the ruler in between clips of the train fight, clearly to make it look like the kid was going to use the ruler to protect himself in an actual action scene, rather than a stupid fight with the teacher.