Sooo that's not exactly what he said... he says "Its good" not "I'm glad" so in reality here youve put words in Daniel Toshs mouth and he may not necessarily be glad bro?? Just let it sink in
I haven't watched Tosh.0 in like 8 years. This UA-cam campaign is going well, because I know I'm not the only one who's going to catch up on the series because the videos are great! 😂
Yeah, I think he's wrapping up his final season. Like 10 I think. I've seen his new stuff, and he's taken the change in culture well without sacrificing what makes the show great. Still just as offensive, and hilarious.
@3:54 the server is actually one of the funniest comedians I've ever listened to. His name is Tommy Johnagain! Probably misspelled that last name, but you gotta here his bit about workin at Applebee's
Molly is a beast, world champion calibre eater. She does this for a living, why would she be embarrassed about it? Tosh gave her some free publicity and I'm sure they paid her.
Groo Wanderer because if “world caliber eater” is a phrase you use without sarcasm, you should be embarrassed to be in public. Honestly, what’s next, competition shitting?
I just did a 20 oz mayo challenge on stream... A viewer promised $400 bucks if I finished it in 15min... I finished it in 10 min HE ONLY TRANSFERRED $50 dollars😭
Tosh the closest you've ever come to mowing the lawn was standing at the window with your latte watching the latino you hired for 3 dollars an hour do it.
Oh wow it’s danie tosh! I remember Wednesday’s being great in middle school because we would always talk about what was on the show. Looks like he signed that Qualcomm contract Simpson’s style and is now a slave to the networks
5:40 -- In the middle of laughing uproariously at this bit, I couldn't help but notice Tosh has this Sebastian Coe type of stride! Now it's even funnier!
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Pull your head out of your mothers teeth yuppie. Feminized yuppy for you
Teet
@@jonnykroneks3798 If you're going to insult someone, at least do a good job.
Tosh.0 ur a sick men and l love it
@@Nolan-hy2gn me2
I miss the days of coming home from school and watching Tosh.O instead of doing my homework. Life was simpler then
I know I think he's So funny now it's ridiculousness is good but it's not tosh.o
@@dentside78 Not really...I did my homework and chores and life is still complicated af.
Bryan Simon Thats not how it works.
Source: I did my homework then.
Only if we can go back and try a little bit hard instead of watching tosh.o. the life we choose.......
Damn bro this this strikes a chord
Who else got nauseous with the mayo? 🤢
Bárbie Alvarez I had to turn my head.
Jonathan Carter Omg , right? Just thinking bout it still make me queezy 😂🤢
Egg yolks and pure soybean oil. That's a lot.
Couldn't watch it 🤮
i even got a bit dizzy YUK
Jesus, speed eating makes me never wanna see food again
What does Jesus Christ have to do wa ith it?
The same amount he has to do with everything else: none
look up Joey Chestnut
dungis chunbleton the weirder part was her keeping the hand behind the back
It's kinda hot
That Korn joke killed me
I don't even like them and I lost it
sameeee
Yup.. Agreed
I don't get it. 🤷♂️
Who the hell is corn???
@@artz9643 its (korn) à progressive metal band. Awsome in its Own right.
A marine cries everytime a crayon is broken.
Why
I was heartbroken
Ashlie Starling because we eat them at least once a day
No they don't. That just makes them bite-sized
Why? We still eat em.
Tosh.0 is still a thing?
I'm not saying that as a smartass comment, I genuinely thought this show was cancelled.
I straight up thought the same thing seeing the video because most young people these days don't watch TV much anymore. At least I don't anyways lol
@@herbderb4929 and you need to relax
@@herbderb4929 this show is genuinely for people who have no life and live in their moms basement
Yes and no. I heard that it was being canceled, but I think Daniel's trying to get the show on another network.
@@ifyouoralovedonehasmesothe1805 I don't have a TV. :(
"I'm glad to see the guys from korn are staying busy" lmao that got a belly laugh out of me
I read that right as "The guys from Korn" showed up. Made it even better
Sooo that's not exactly what he said... he says "Its good" not "I'm glad" so in reality here youve put words in Daniel Toshs mouth and he may not necessarily be glad bro?? Just let it sink in
I haven't watched Tosh.0 in like 8 years. This UA-cam campaign is going well, because I know I'm not the only one who's going to catch up on the series because the videos are great! 😂
Pluto tv, i watch it every day, tosh.o only channel
Never seen pizza so unappealing 🤢
The 2nd longest train ever run on our blogger Carly 😂😂😂
Chachi's Adventures he married her too
Tosh went on vacation for the 2nd so this was actually the 3rd longest.
The smell of balls
@@Born2beSPRA Really?
@@94ejackAYTUser Yeah that's his wife and she's almost as offensive as him lol
“It’s very European of you to finish with a half salad.” 😂
"Oh we're not saying grace?" 😂
Wait I forgot this was an actual show I thought it was like a fever dream or somethin-
Me tooo😭
Yo same!! I confused it with Ridiculousness for a moment lol
Or NyQuil dream
Lmao
*sumptin
You forgot Randy trying to beat the record for largest crap.
It was, it is, Bono.
Stans dad from south park
Hot, hot, hot. Mostly PF Chang's.
The mayonnaise part made me gag
For real. I started dry heaving 😅
Whole large pizza in just over a minute oh shit
Wasn't that 2?
Shit I thought tosh has ended. Haven't seen him in years
Slim shady is that you ?
@@jayscraggs1012 lol i was thinking the same.
Yeah, I think he's wrapping up his final season. Like 10 I think. I've seen his new stuff, and he's taken the change in culture well without sacrificing what makes the show great. Still just as offensive, and hilarious.
Its stan
Literally gagged at the mayo lady
"If it were colored pencils he'd be arrested for a hate crime". 🤣🤣🤣
That wheelbarrow thing looked like a community interpretative dance theater re-creation of Human Centipede 2.
Centipede 2 was the worst one of them all by far!
Lmao exactly this
@ as if any of them are good
How bizarre... that’s the first time I’ve seen Molly Schuyler with a full head of hair.
Richard Armstrong 3rd I feel attacked
She is a beast in competition eating
For real. Doesn’t even look like the same chick
I thought this show was cancelled, but damn it still has the same humor and gags
"It's good to see the guys from Korn staying busy"
I died
I legit forgot about this show until the advertisement
“You’re awful”
Na-na-na Boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo. - Daniel Tosh (5:19)
Tosh running down the hula hoop in his underwear had me on the floor laughing
You're lying. You weren't on the floor at all
I was watching this a midnight one night and I couldn’t hold in my laugh, I was dying!! 😂😂😂
Bro wtf 😭 I can’t even eat mayonnaise on a sandwich. I’m disgusted.
Took an almost 5:00 minute water break for a 60 second record 😂😂😂😂
Him running with no pants on through the hoop had me dying
Really too bad the mayo eater wasn't hot, that was a missed opportunity.
This guy looks more like Bill Nye if he went to fashion school.
Is he a Freshman?
Which guy? Daniel Tosh? He's been out for decades...
@@BarbaraWalters_ And here I thought he was still in the closet.
MrMaxvladZ he’s married to a woman
That was my first thought on the last clip: I hope everyone washed for that.
all of that eating and she still looks she needs to eat some vitamins ad drink more milk.
Morgan Cahill she probably throws everything up
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The big eater was possibly the grossest and funniest thing for a while. Tosh had zero boundaries.
Yah 😂😂😂
I am sitting at my desk wheezing like an old smoker laughing at this. The fire hoop was the best.
😂😂 sameeee...
Im so glad Spiderman was in on it lmao
🤣🤣🤣
I see Daniel has that Tyler Durden jacket
They said I am me, but I am u..
Got Guinness world record for no meaning.
Damn! Tosh still has his show? I gotta lotta bingeing to do
3:45 “that’s very European of you to finish with the half salad” 🤣
the Chinese will dominate our company picnics in 15 years
15?
Probably this coming Spring. Lol
That is Molly, Molly is awesome
I wish my boss would just once treat me like tosh does at 6:18
“This is recess at the Nike factory”💀💀💀💀
"Chase that down with a can of tuna" 💀
That KOrN reference was so on point bro !
4:30 I found it funny how eagerly she kept on that attitude even after so much food in a sitting
"poking her food baby" slayed me LOL
@@buttonsf3293 🤔🤔🤔 Thats a thought tho lol
Daniel Tosh looks like a pretty strong runner. Got eeeem.
Haha the woman's face as she's watching the other woman eat all the mayonnaise 0:06
I thought this show would be over by now. But I am glad its still going.
the mayo eating literally made me gag
"Making it the second biggest train ever run on our blogger Carly."
That's his wife now lol
Those crayons didn’t deserve it 😭
Didn’t Comedy Central cancel Tosh.0? Trying to squeeze the last drops of cash out of its lifeless corpse huh, nice.
They love that cash cow. He finally got them to let him go after like 10 seasons.
Now we will have sex where I'm fast lol. That had me cracking up.
That wall they did together the kids where they had the legs wrapped together in the one-legged race that show was pretty amazing running that long
Molly schuyler is for reals one of the world's premier eaters. I've seen her school most male champions she's ever eaten with/against.
In all seriousness, what’s her secret? Is she part Boa Constrictor?
I thought he was dead.
Proof of resurrection.
Tosh is risen
Nah, he still dead just like his cartoon show and career
She could have made so many sandwiches with that mayo.
32-person human centipede race. Nicely done, Daniel
2:20 the sounds that were made nearly made me vomit.
Tosh is the best I love his humor
The pizza one reminded me of Buzz from Home Alone
Dr Jim cracked me TF up
Tommy Johnagin as the waiter lol classic the Applebee’s boy is back
She is amazing!
The 2nd largest train ran on her I died 😂
Years later I’m high eating baskin robins in my bed alone watching this
@3:54 the server is actually one of the funniest comedians I've ever listened to. His name is Tommy Johnagain! Probably misspelled that last name, but you gotta here his bit about workin at Applebee's
4:31-4:33...professional speed eater is only her hobby...her real job is obviously a plumber
No coconuts? damn that was a good one
1:58 me when my mom says we have to leave in 5 minutes to go to the store:
THAT POOR TOILET AFTERWARDS!
Tommy Johnagin! It’s time for another special!
was not expecting Tommy Johnagin, what a pleasant surprise
It’s amazing that people agree to come on his show and humiliate themselves. Like, have these people never watched this before?
I'm just assuming they are getting paid their talent fee of 1 dollar for the whole segment
Publicity is also a factor. And its just hilarious.
Molly is a beast, world champion calibre eater. She does this for a living, why would she be embarrassed about it? Tosh gave her some free publicity and I'm sure they paid her.
Groo Wanderer because if “world caliber eater” is a phrase you use without sarcasm, you should be embarrassed to be in public. Honestly, what’s next, competition shitting?
@@spider_pig7588 If there was, Randy Marsh got this under the bag
I don't know why I lost it at "TIE!"
That Asian chain joke floored me.
I just did a 20 oz mayo challenge on stream... A viewer promised $400 bucks if I finished it in 15min... I finished it in 10 min HE ONLY TRANSFERRED $50 dollars😭
😂😂😂😂
Bruh how was your poop after that xD
lol
Tosh the closest you've ever come to mowing the lawn was standing at the window with your latte watching the latino you hired for 3 dollars an hour do it.
BlackEquinox how do you know his life
@@valentinarmenta4982 The Equinox is all knowing.
I'm sure he would be willing to pay you a dollar more....why you need work?
Who wakes up and says I need to beat the record for most mayonnaise eaten in 3 minutes?
Then again competitive eating is a sport. What was I thinking.
I just got this vid as an ad. It’s from 10 months ago 😂😂
Cheesecake was one of my favorite desserts. Not anymore.
Oh wow it’s danie tosh! I remember Wednesday’s being great in middle school because we would always talk about what was on the show.
Looks like he signed that Qualcomm contract Simpson’s style and is now a slave to the networks
That flaming fuckin hoop never gets old lmfaooo
This woman: I can eat many jars of mayo!
LA Beast: Hold my beer. Also, let me put on 2 Girls, 1 Cup so I can watch that while eating mayonnaise
That chick is eating like she is in marine corps bootcamp
i didn’t know he was still relevant
Who are you ?
Are you still relevant?
@@jessicamarie4618 this makes no sense
@@susdad nobody
THAT'S ONE BIG TRAIN!
Awhh, what good etiquette to stack your plates when you finished.
I once attempted the record for most toothbrushes stuck in ones rectum. I got 73 but i needed 125. I won’t give up.
#im gay
Brain Rocket subtle flex but ok
😂
What's gay about that? You're just weird. But in a good way.
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.
Do you even care that children may see this?
America's got talent
0:42 I can beat that one after my first coffee on most days
Comedy central canceling this show was a crime!!! But daniel tosh has a amazing podcast now! ❤
“Kink in the chain”
Tosh.0 is still a thing? This exists?
Gabriel Kelley don’t be stupid
He makes 50 Million a year
He’s richer than you
@@alienandroid2012 Rich and creamy
5:40 -- In the middle of laughing uproariously at this bit, I couldn't help but notice Tosh has this Sebastian Coe type of stride! Now it's even funnier!
I died as soon as he said "chink in the chain". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wanna work for tosh 😂
Me too.
When did this air? Molly looks so different
Molly’s segment aired on an episode in 2014
HEY LOOK IT'S MOLLY WITH GLASSES!