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КОМЕНТАРІ • 20 тис.

  • @francescoghilardi8820
    @francescoghilardi8820 3 роки тому +13607

    "Alexa, put on my Saturday playlist"
    "You mean OUR Saturday playlist?"

  • @thegoodman3822
    @thegoodman3822 4 роки тому +5071

    Communist Alexa doesn't have *mycrophone*
    It has *ourcrophone*

  • @sarlacc66
    @sarlacc66 5 років тому +2760

    Closing The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx
    Girl : awwww

    • @Emperor-Sheev-Palpatine5746
      @Emperor-Sheev-Palpatine5746 5 років тому +46

      Wayne Johnny she is a true communist

    • @dertoteorangutan6717
      @dertoteorangutan6717 5 років тому +1

      Wayne Johnny ua-cam.com/video/1V0lkh7Dt70/v-deo.html

    • @jorgepereira3162
      @jorgepereira3162 5 років тому +5

      Are you my brother or something?

    • @jqjig820
      @jqjig820 5 років тому +9

      True Communists love the Communist manifesto.

    • @litpotato3019
      @litpotato3019 5 років тому

      @Wayne Johnny
      ᗩᒪE᙭ᗩ: ᑕᒪOᔕIᑎG TᕼE ᑕOᗰᗰᑌᑎIᔕT ᗰᗩᑎIᖴEᔕTO
      GIᖇᒪ ᗩᑎᗪ ᗰE: ᗩᗯᗯᗯᗯ

  • @DanielZ-nv2zg
    @DanielZ-nv2zg Рік тому +2632

    “Enough to deter a German invasion”
    I’m dying 🤣

  • @mads0ldier
    @mads0ldier 7 років тому +15803

    ''put on my saturday playlist..''
    It's *_OUR_* playlist, you are getting sent to gulag sir

    • @SinjoroMoseo
      @SinjoroMoseo 7 років тому +127

      Stalin :Gulag awaits you

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 7 років тому +37

      The only thing owned collectively in communism or more accurtately socialism is the means of production, people will still have their personal property.

    • @Quorvyn1
      @Quorvyn1 7 років тому +10

      This is not even an OW video, and you have top comment anyways

    • @batman9937
      @batman9937 7 років тому +11

      Mad Soldier you are degrading our gulags by sendjng these americans there. This is the final warning comrade, or you will be thrown out of your position.

    • @dystopian-
      @dystopian- 7 років тому

      so true

  • @neptunesmoonss
    @neptunesmoonss 5 років тому +1719

    “There will be a very cold blizzard tomorrow. Perfect to deter a German invasion.”
    “... That’s lucky.”

    • @no-gracias9863
      @no-gracias9863 5 років тому +15

      Lol

    • @flowee9452
      @flowee9452 5 років тому +9

      XD

    • @aubreywean680
      @aubreywean680 5 років тому +8

      Wot? Thought you where a communist, butbyiu want the nazis to invade?

    • @josh10722
      @josh10722 4 роки тому +1

      @@aubreywean680 no no, lucky that the weather will stop the foul Fascist invasion

    • @Nikocado.Avocado
      @Nikocado.Avocado 4 роки тому +3

      Boom

  • @JustPineapple
    @JustPineapple 3 роки тому +8057

    “Tomorrow you have potato field work”
    Child: *genuine happiness*

    • @greygoose8803
      @greygoose8803 3 роки тому +394

      kids fucking love potatoes

    • @diptanshu-selfchallenger9562
      @diptanshu-selfchallenger9562 3 роки тому +91

      @@greygoose8803 heck ya lol

    • @jambu3261
      @jambu3261 3 роки тому +40

      Wanted to post the same xD

    • @LuisOtavioZimmermann
      @LuisOtavioZimmermann 3 роки тому +72

      @@greygoose8803 You can make vodka with potatoes. Everybody loves it.

    • @Camroc37
      @Camroc37 3 роки тому +16

      Better than the usual one in the chamber mosin battle on frontline

  • @saiaadhav5998
    @saiaadhav5998 2 роки тому +525

    Tomorrows weather : A cold blizzard
    Also the guy : Oh yah I got potato field work tommorow…

    • @Kapaszka
      @Kapaszka Рік тому +15

      My favorite part is when they changed the laughing subtitles to xaxaxaxa

    • @interNETS-KING
      @interNETS-KING Рік тому +2

      Hes probably picking them up

    • @KoopatheQuick
      @KoopatheQuick 9 місяців тому +1

      Lol

    • @AliKamelAliC
      @AliKamelAliC 2 місяці тому

      A real soviet would shake it off lol

    • @manishchandola6468
      @manishchandola6468 18 днів тому

      ​@@AliKamelAliCtaylor swift presents proletariat. A communist era album 😀

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 5 років тому +50011

    A real communist Amazon Echo would be named Alexi, not Alexa.

    • @RinaldoJonathan
      @RinaldoJonathan 5 років тому +497

      Joe Smith more like Alex

    • @Игорь-р8у6б
      @Игорь-р8у6б 5 років тому +2293

      Aleksey

    • @squatch545
      @squatch545 5 років тому +1151

      @@Игорь-р8у6б Or also Alexei

    • @bmb556
      @bmb556 5 років тому +300

      Amazon нет в россии
      Тут aliexpres
      Вот настоящая коммунистическая алекса

    • @taybouhari
      @taybouhari 5 років тому +91

      Alexova Alexgaya

  • @JohaLego
    @JohaLego 4 роки тому +5032

    Everybody: Shooting stars
    Communists: Shooting tsars

    • @claypidgeon4807
      @claypidgeon4807 4 роки тому +69

      Nah, commies get the whole package! Remember that meteor that exploded over that Russian city?

    • @daon23
      @daon23 4 роки тому +16

      Why have you not more likes lol

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 роки тому +32

      Dislexic: Soothing Tsars

    • @dxrkpolar
      @dxrkpolar 4 роки тому +12

      Dude u made my Day lmao

    • @Backburner846
      @Backburner846 4 роки тому +2

      Haha!

  • @germanmemer1434
    @germanmemer1434 4 роки тому +5358

    Hitler:"tell me a joke"
    Stalin:"Stalingrad"
    Hitler:"I dont get it..."
    Stalin:"exactly"

    • @instinctcherno1579
      @instinctcherno1579 4 роки тому +26

      XD

    • @pixel_biscuit
      @pixel_biscuit 4 роки тому +276

      Not original, good comrade.
      But as all jokes are OUR jokes, you have been forgiven.

    • @ThebrightestDae
      @ThebrightestDae 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @galil_6863
      @galil_6863 4 роки тому +6

      10/10 JOKE 😂😂😂😂

    • @ahyes6481
      @ahyes6481 4 роки тому +12

      So Stalin just admitted that a city named after him is a joke
      That's CoMmUnIsM 100

  • @misham2563
    @misham2563 2 роки тому +1009

    God that guy can’t do anything without asking Alexa for something.

  • @TheChristmasWarrior
    @TheChristmasWarrior 3 роки тому +2098

    “Tomorrow you have potato field work”
    Girl: *cheers*

    • @friendlyneighborhoodposer
      @friendlyneighborhoodposer 3 роки тому +6

      i audibly laughed hahaha

    • @ahumvayu7949
      @ahumvayu7949 3 роки тому +5

      @@joegun if you're a girl you're free to work on my fields anytime ;)

    • @ahumvayu7949
      @ahumvayu7949 3 роки тому

      @@joegun yup , forgot that man.
      Good day to you.

    • @totallynotvibingbruh3653
      @totallynotvibingbruh3653 3 роки тому

      Time to go to Soviet Ukraine Товарищ

    • @MrGoblin1000
      @MrGoblin1000 3 роки тому +5

      Fun fact, the Soviet Union legalized abortions and women voting decades before the US or any other country. Then Joseph Stalin ruined the whole revolution.

  • @chesterboni708
    @chesterboni708 7 років тому +5352

    "Alexa, whats on my calendar tomorrow?"
    "Tommorrow you have potato field work"
    *Daughter cheers*

    • @RandomTwat
      @RandomTwat 7 років тому +168

      xninja
      Perfect to deter German invasion

    • @PuzzlingGoal
      @PuzzlingGoal 7 років тому +109

      TheSmashbros45 *That's lucky*

    • @Ghaek17
      @Ghaek17 7 років тому +47

      I'm fucking dying

    • @brmbismarck666
      @brmbismarck666 7 років тому +9

      Patrick Da Pinhead, lol

    • @mikaelj3760
      @mikaelj3760 7 років тому +5

      so 1.9 k likes for someone repating what i just heard? i'll bet in 2018 we will have flying cars for common use, wrong!

  • @JNouveau
    @JNouveau 3 роки тому +6714

    Everybody: shooting stars
    Communism: shooting tsars

  • @davidmanning1474
    @davidmanning1474 2 роки тому +340

    That soviet anthem, you gotta admit, was sung with so much gust

    • @Gottaculat
      @Gottaculat Рік тому +12

      Hey, I could sing pretty enthusiastically, too, if I had a rifle barrel pointed at the back of my head, or, if I hadn't eaten for a week, been living in squalor, and a buffet in the czar's palace was my reward for singing.

    • @OwenDavies83
      @OwenDavies83 Рік тому

      @@Gottaculat Bezos' workers are pissing in bottles or fired and become homeless all while he goes to space.

    • @dreamer2260
      @dreamer2260 Рік тому +18

      @@Gottaculat Nah I don't think you'd be a patch on any of the singers of the Red Army Choir tbh.

    • @Samar3n
      @Samar3n Рік тому +13

      You people have incredibly warped understanding of USSR. Is that something your corporate masters were telling you about Soviet people?@@Gottaculat

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 10 місяців тому +5

      have actually been to Russia before 2018, its lovely. Their train stations are more like art museums. Murals on the walls, not a single bit of dirt on the floor. The shops are more like old fashion shops where its several stalls under a giant tent where you can barter for prices. A weeks shop for me UK wise for myself is about £40. In Russia, converting it from Rubbels to pounds, its £27. The people are very friendly too. I got lost on more than one occasion, had my map out and was trying to work out where i was. Within moments every time i had people come over and ask in very broken English if i was lost and gave directions. Where as in the U, it would be "I dunno bruv I just got off the boat. I dont speak english."

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 4 роки тому +3601

    “Perfect to deter a German invasion”
    Napoleon: She said German, let’s invade Moscow!

    • @mysticdragonex815
      @mysticdragonex815 4 роки тому +77

      Japan: Can I also help sometime in future?

    • @benedictbrettner9652
      @benedictbrettner9652 4 роки тому +20

      @@mysticdragonex815 no you can’t you’re the little brother your mom tells you to take with you when you go to meet friends

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 4 роки тому +10

      He person above me is clearly not from germany and has absolutely no connection with nazi

    • @jamtoast4302
      @jamtoast4302 4 роки тому +2

      *Moskau

    • @yourstrulytk12
      @yourstrulytk12 3 роки тому +2

      ok

  • @thebeastgamerharris7816
    @thebeastgamerharris7816 5 років тому +5577

    Guy: Alexa what's on my shopping list?
    Alexa: Dont you mean *OUR* shopping list?
    Guy: **Sweats nervously**

  • @PhinPhan39
    @PhinPhan39 3 роки тому +4234

    How Capitalists Laugh: "Hahaha!"
    How Communists Laugh: "Xaxaxa!"

  • @DM1993_JPAC
    @DM1993_JPAC Рік тому +64

    "There will be a very cold blizzard tomorrow, perfect to deter a German invasion" made me laugh so hard🤣

    • @skytiger6446
      @skytiger6446 11 місяців тому

      When the girl was smiling from potato field work 😂

  • @Bengo
    @Bengo 4 роки тому +8766

    11k germans disliked

    • @syrianball1875
      @syrianball1875 4 роки тому +43

      Lol 😂

    • @gamingwaltington
      @gamingwaltington 4 роки тому +191

      394k communist liked

    • @jbcoolestgamer9786
      @jbcoolestgamer9786 4 роки тому +23

      Felix AHHHH the continent of west Germany!

    • @emirk.andluisak.4542
      @emirk.andluisak.4542 4 роки тому +97

      As a german, this is a very good video and liked it

    • @Username-vp4zn
      @Username-vp4zn 4 роки тому +23

      Those capitalist pigdogs (Even tho China’s economy system is capitalist we still call those western capitalist pigdogs)

  • @FL.S
    @FL.S 7 років тому +2356

    I never thought the day would come where grandayy's video will be on the trending list. So proud

    • @martinmlakar5093
      @martinmlakar5093 7 років тому +32

      Same. My first thought was that this is my subscribtion page and was (positively) surprised that it's not. Congrats Grandayy.

    • @itbecoozen
      @itbecoozen 7 років тому +22

      Francis Lenard Samonte I know, they finally have something entertaining on trending

    • @rickeyrakzzzz9193
      @rickeyrakzzzz9193 7 років тому +2

      Francis Lenard Samonte god bless

    • @Dan-el5oe
      @Dan-el5oe 7 років тому +4

      Been watching this dude since the we are number one videos.

    • @Albert-xl3nx
      @Albert-xl3nx 7 років тому +4

      Francis Lenard Samonte haha Google wants this to trend .

  • @speedychadboy892
    @speedychadboy892 4 роки тому +19819

    Imagine being a visitor in their home and Communist Amazon Echo greets you with “Welcome to the Gulag.”

    • @PROGAMER-cp9dx
      @PROGAMER-cp9dx 4 роки тому +179

      Nice one bro XD

    • @ILL_STEAL_YOUR_TEA
      @ILL_STEAL_YOUR_TEA 4 роки тому +154

      That would be perfecc

    • @kopi6850
      @kopi6850 4 роки тому +83

      @Karl Marx aren't you the guy who write books about sharing and stuff? Im a fan bro. just telling.

    • @ИосифСталин-ф8п
      @ИосифСталин-ф8п 4 роки тому +15

      What's a Gulag?

    • @Stamnoj
      @Stamnoj 4 роки тому +19

      "kill the enemy to return to the front lines"

  • @Mr._Bellic
    @Mr._Bellic Рік тому +15

    “Is it for me?”
    Nyet, it is for EVERYONE!

  • @eHolmbergh
    @eHolmbergh 3 роки тому +6767

    ”Closing the communist manifesto by Karl Marx” it was literally the closing sentence of the manifesto.

    • @friendlyneighborhoodposer
      @friendlyneighborhoodposer 3 роки тому +236

      little girl: aww

    • @eHolmbergh
      @eHolmbergh 3 роки тому +94

      @KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM dude, chill or you might cut yourself on that edge…

    • @DarthKanye
      @DarthKanye 3 роки тому +84

      @KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM _comrade stalin, we hav found ze last remaining facist сука, requesting siberian assistance immediately_

    • @a_loyal_kiwi88
      @a_loyal_kiwi88 3 роки тому +19

      @KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM
      i don't like bolshevism or capitalism as much as the next mustache bearing man, but you have to get your facts straight.
      japan wasn't fascist, it was imperialist.
      nor was germany as it was national-socialist, while it was based off of fascism, you cant say the two are the same ideology.
      only italy was fascist.

    • @a_loyal_kiwi88
      @a_loyal_kiwi88 3 роки тому +5

      @KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM
      the bolshevicks were yes, a particularly vile breed of socialist at that.

  • @grandayy
    @grandayy  7 років тому +4692

    Real communists wouldn't repeal net neutrality

    • @jknMEMES
      @jknMEMES 7 років тому +17

      Wow! You have almost ❤ every comment xD
      ;-;

    • @kronkrian100
      @kronkrian100 7 років тому +5

      U think?

    • @Muhammad-me4du
      @Muhammad-me4du 7 років тому +8

      grandayy At the end you should've put the communist sign in the circle

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 7 років тому +12

      grandayy
      But I'm not a communist and I don't want net neutrality repealed.

    • @theuncannyvalley2466
      @theuncannyvalley2466 7 років тому +26

      NYET neutrality

  • @XxIsolationistxX
    @XxIsolationistxX 4 роки тому +10405

    "You have potato field work in the morning"
    Daughter: *visibly excited*
    Edit: Oh, no, it looks like a bunch of smelly nerds are arguing in the replies of this comment. I sure hope no one lights them the fuck up and provides them with actual girlfriends and hobbies.

    • @Sidharth_V_Jain
      @Sidharth_V_Jain 4 роки тому +187

      yeah I can't wait to dethrone the filthy bourgeois by working long and hard in the potato fields to prove that communism is the most efficient way to run a nation

    • @RomanVideos1
      @RomanVideos1 4 роки тому +45

      @@Sidharth_V_Jain well.. The soviet union had a great economy during Stalin era...

    • @Sidharth_V_Jain
      @Sidharth_V_Jain 4 роки тому +117

      @@RomanVideos1 whereas capitalism had a great economy all the time except for the depressions

    • @enesbaby
      @enesbaby 4 роки тому +8

      I lost my shit there, idk why

    • @Sidharth_V_Jain
      @Sidharth_V_Jain 4 роки тому +14

      @daniel halachev cool!

  • @anaqinh.devyat362
    @anaqinh.devyat362 5 років тому +2312

    “Call my husband”
    “ *OUR* Husband”

    • @m_ross1
      @m_ross1 5 років тому +14

      TheAsianGamer/ /Anaqin H. This actually use to be in 17-20s wifes use to be mutual

    • @ars-dan1588
      @ars-dan1588 4 роки тому +7

      HARDBASS

    • @DYLANKNAPP94
      @DYLANKNAPP94 4 роки тому

      *Alexi* “What dod you say in The Glorious Communist Motherland?” Lol or that even works for The Russian Fed actually.....

    • @funkywasit
      @funkywasit 4 роки тому

      Россия - священная наша держава,
      Россия - любимая наша страна.

    • @Amsyar_al-BaAlawi
      @Amsyar_al-BaAlawi 4 роки тому +1

      Oh crap were all know what will happen

  • @moonkid3577
    @moonkid3577 7 років тому +28696

    This meme is "OUR* meme
    I make Lofi music check it out if you want to :)

    • @HunterDragon127
      @HunterDragon127 7 років тому +696

      it's not a meme it's a ourour

    • @grandayy
      @grandayy  7 років тому +1091

      Philosophy of all Facebook pages worldwide

    • @chief7033
      @chief7033 7 років тому +87

      *origanal joke that makes a lot of sense*

    • @chickeyy1792
      @chickeyy1792 7 років тому +50

      usus*

    • @1698990
      @1698990 7 років тому +9

      Normal Mexican The People's Meme

  • @JKH_yt
    @JKH_yt 5 років тому +2164

    - Alexa, tell us a joke
    - Capitalism is the best economic system
    - Xaxaxaxaxa

  • @suuuslik128
    @suuuslik128 Рік тому +124

    1:04 мужик настолько проникся, что даже засмеялся по-русски

    • @rocketeer9065
      @rocketeer9065 Рік тому +9

      походу в америке соц идеи популярнее становятся

    • @wolfdima
      @wolfdima Рік тому +4

      В США уже социалистические идеи очень популярны, не удивлюсь если серп и молот в какой то момент на флаг прилепят 😅

  • @18swathantr2
    @18swathantr2 4 роки тому +5130

    "comunist manifesto by karl marx" was the best

    • @justanormalyoutubeuser3868
      @justanormalyoutubeuser3868 4 роки тому +57

      Cries in Engels

    • @askiiart
      @askiiart 4 роки тому +40

      I liked the stir fry vegetables being out of stock more. That part was pretty clever.

    • @vishnu4234
      @vishnu4234 4 роки тому +20

      It was average. Remember it's communism, everything is averaged out.

    • @tfs203
      @tfs203 4 роки тому +4

      "If it actually worked"

    • @GunnerLegend
      @GunnerLegend 4 роки тому +4

      Why communism 😔

  • @ftcnickey
    @ftcnickey 7 років тому +3771

    Alexa, claim sovereignty

    • @FlyingZayin
      @FlyingZayin 7 років тому +3

      Wanted to give a thumb up but decided not to ruin the beauty of the 666 already given ones! :)

    • @agustinpaiva8566
      @agustinpaiva8566 7 років тому +4

      is not Alexa, is Алекса

    • @paianis
      @paianis 7 років тому +1

      Not if it's the South China Sea.

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 6 років тому

      Obi Wan Kenobi
      "I'll take my backwards r's on a Toys r Us sign, TYVM!"...and
      "At least we can all agree on this: Planet of the Apes was an excellent movie!"

  • @sebastianvargas9599
    @sebastianvargas9599 7 років тому +5928

    “Alexa, what’s on OUR calendar tomorrow,” lmao

    • @LiLScunt
      @LiLScunt 7 років тому +26

      Sebastian Vargas he said my not our

    • @sebastianvargas9599
      @sebastianvargas9599 7 років тому +145

      I Don't Need To Be Fucking Punished Daddy put subtitles on

    • @LiLScunt
      @LiLScunt 7 років тому +8

      Sebastian Vargas lmao

    • @Iactura
      @Iactura 7 років тому +10

      Sebastian Vargas it should have been a one way trip to the gulag

    • @moved2bitchute779
      @moved2bitchute779 7 років тому +1

      😂 didn't even catch that! 😂

  • @SovietUnionSocialistRepublics
    @SovietUnionSocialistRepublics Рік тому +50

    Who stole my speaker

  • @kimchinatorz
    @kimchinatorz 6 років тому +1721

    "You have potato field work in the morning"
    *Kid squeals with joy*

  • @rwplm
    @rwplm 7 років тому +1600

    In Soviet Russia Alexa tells you what to do

  • @harlanpm
    @harlanpm 6 років тому +2929

    "Capitalism is the best economic system"
    "Xaxaxaxaxa"
    *Kid rolls eyes*

    • @AUSSIETAIPAN
      @AUSSIETAIPAN 6 років тому +20

      i love russia Interesting that it's 'xaxaxaxa' and not 'hahahaha'
      Why cyrrilic all of a sudden?

    • @The_Courer2077
      @The_Courer2077 6 років тому +53

      Send kid to gulag

    • @byronmatamoros6867
      @byronmatamoros6867 6 років тому +43

      She's probably a western spy

    • @supernovanetwork5145
      @supernovanetwork5145 6 років тому +4

      Uh oh time to exile

    • @srgforge2993
      @srgforge2993 6 років тому +5

      Let that kid do a squat to see whether she is a western spy or not, if she fails, papa stalin shall decide what to do

  • @LazerBladeGamingYT
    @LazerBladeGamingYT Рік тому +4

    "Its not your alexa"
    "Its *OUR* alexa"

  • @damikel4738
    @damikel4738 7 років тому +8592

    "Alexa, volume up"
    (No earrape)
    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  • @ismeazamredwanahmed693
    @ismeazamredwanahmed693 4 роки тому +406

    it's not meme it's a wewe.

  • @PiePivotmontierO
    @PiePivotmontierO 7 років тому +3541

    Hammer and sickle can make good stir fry vegetable soup.

  • @beyincigickarlmskus5186
    @beyincigickarlmskus5186 2 роки тому +2

    “That item is currently out of stock. Instead of that, I’m adding potato in your list.”

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 5 років тому +1464

    In Soviet Russia, Alexa gives orders and you listen

    • @MLGsniper-oo8xp
      @MLGsniper-oo8xp 5 років тому +69

      We listen

    • @thebirb1762
      @thebirb1762 5 років тому +11

      Y E S

    • @ehansalman8461
      @ehansalman8461 5 років тому +2

      ᖇᗩ乙0229 as a legacy of vladimir lenin

    • @FreeAimDog
      @FreeAimDog 5 років тому

      seems like a waste of money then. i could tell russians what to do for free

    • @noiyl-6782
      @noiyl-6782 5 років тому +2

      Smells russian future with nowadays system

  • @DylanDude
    @DylanDude 7 років тому +2255

    These are the kinds of videos that should be on Trending _WAY_ more often.

    • @SAINTSROWANGEL
      @SAINTSROWANGEL 7 років тому +6

      DylanDude Why?

    • @DylanDude
      @DylanDude 7 років тому +17

      Hi, i'm GOD I guess what I should have said was _"This is the kind of video I would prefer to see in Trending more often."_

    • @SAINTSROWANGEL
      @SAINTSROWANGEL 7 років тому +1

      DylanDude Well said

    • @DylanDude
      @DylanDude 7 років тому

      Hi, i'm GOD Thank you. I'm going to leave the original as-is, seeing as people seem to like it.

    • @spikeopine
      @spikeopine 7 років тому +9

      Hi, i'm GOD it would expose these memes to normies

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 7 років тому +1048

    iPad
    _I sleep_
    OurPad
    *REAL SHIT*

    • @lumpy1093
      @lumpy1093 7 років тому +38

      StarvePad
      *Ascended.*

    • @veliest1886
      @veliest1886 7 років тому

      what year u talkin about?

    • @manganistDIMITRI
      @manganistDIMITRI 7 років тому +5

      stop commenting on literally every video I watch XD

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 7 років тому +5

      "Thousand of people starving"
      I sleep
      "Someone takes $1 extra for themselves"
      *DIE CAPITALIST PIG 100000000 EONS IN THE GULAG FOR YOU*

    • @garythemilkman4442
      @garythemilkman4442 7 років тому +2

      WE sleep

  • @tkvbruh
    @tkvbruh Рік тому +3

    Alexa , put on my Saturday playlist
    communist alexa: OUR PLAYLIST

  • @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744
    @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744 7 років тому +3132

    This is -your- our greatest video ever.
    Edit: thank you for all the likes on -my- our comment

    • @dinkthedank
      @dinkthedank 7 років тому +1

      I have an unoriginal profile picture HA i get it

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 7 років тому +34

      Communism means your achievment is my achievement, get rekt comrade.

    • @69way3Emp
      @69way3Emp 7 років тому +51

      You have earned -my- our respect.

    • @joshuamanjarrez6321
      @joshuamanjarrez6321 7 років тому +23

      blademon7 Gaming
      -your- our reply is very good

    • @69way3Emp
      @69way3Emp 7 років тому +16

      Joshua Manjarrez thank -you- us

  • @Owano
    @Owano 4 роки тому +3608

    Communist Alexa: "Capitalism is the best economic system"
    Russians: *Laughs in Communism*

    • @kingcheese1065
      @kingcheese1065 4 роки тому +75

      I can’t tell if this is a joke or you actually believe Russians are communist

    • @kingcheese1065
      @kingcheese1065 4 роки тому +7

      @ProGamer Playz I have a question for you, is Russians communist?

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 роки тому +11

      @@kingcheese1065 Russians certainly aren't democratic, so it's either communist or socialist. They're run by a dictator that's held office for far too long.

    • @kingcheese1065
      @kingcheese1065 4 роки тому +33

      @@ElusiveTy they are democratic, they’re not communist. They get to vote for their president

    • @piefaceapl1210
      @piefaceapl1210 4 роки тому +57

      @@kingcheese1065 their elections are rigged it's basically a dictatorship

  • @somethingelse4878
    @somethingelse4878 2 роки тому +2134

    In Soviet Russia alexa monitors you
    Oh wait it does that everywhere

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 роки тому +15

      How does this only have 8 likes?

    • @captain-chair
      @captain-chair 2 роки тому

      In Stalins time its spying on you to make sure you aren’t a Trotskyist or Capitalist.
      In capitalism it is spying on you to make you want to waste your money.
      In feudalism is spy’s on you to make sure you aren’t planning a peasant revolt.
      And in mercantilism it spy’s on you to make sure you aren’t thinking on trying to free slaves.
      The whole gang likes to spy.

    • @lampwick4427
      @lampwick4427 2 роки тому

      Ah but Capitalist Alexa listens to you so that Amazon can sell your conversations to filthy capitalist advertisers and also filthy capitalist landlords so they can turn off your electricity. Communist Alexa merely listens in so that the government knows that you are happy and healthy, of course. They wouldn't want you to be late for your potato farming!

    • @adityawicaksono875
      @adityawicaksono875 2 роки тому +2

      41 now hahaha

    • @alexb.2147
      @alexb.2147 2 роки тому +9

      @Corrupt bob *xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

  • @RushNTorpedo
    @RushNTorpedo 2 місяці тому +2

    play my saturday playlist plays soviet union anthem alexa, what is this? the free working people united in servitude to the motherland. Hey, not bad(the not bad part caught me rolling)

  • @smughatkid9981
    @smughatkid9981 7 років тому +9254

    *That USSR theme wasn’t earrape*
    *_I’m very upset_*

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 7 років тому +171

      WE*
      Capitalist fucker.

    • @greencyborgninjadude6094
      @greencyborgninjadude6094 7 років тому +8

      / Daddy Jeff \ pls dont nerf mercy

    • @jerryh9526
      @jerryh9526 7 років тому +53

      It's the national anthem you western spy

    • @neneppie
      @neneppie 7 років тому +2

      Havent I seen you in a Kreachure video?
      Also *We*

    • @americancheese9103
      @americancheese9103 7 років тому +12

      Hello everyone this is jeff from the overwatch team and today we are introducing a new legendary skin for 🅱oomfist, it's a Joseph Stalin skin and his power fist is made out of pure iron

  • @martinlutherking_666
    @martinlutherking_666 7 років тому +242

    Finally quality content on the trending page.

    • @XxLukexX
      @XxLukexX 7 років тому +1

      Martin Luther King 666 TRUE THAT

  • @punker6608
    @punker6608 5 років тому +2742

    A normal list for Russians
    1 eggs
    2 bread
    3 blood of my enemy
    4 listen to ussr anthem

    • @detteiu888
      @detteiu888 5 років тому +82

      ✖my enemy
      ⭕our enemy

    • @mcirishmen2558
      @mcirishmen2558 5 років тому +1

      No my blood!

    • @m4cksteezy
      @m4cksteezy 5 років тому +3

      3 related to Game Of Thrones? If so, I'm in.

    • @ВикторРуссков-ч4о
      @ВикторРуссков-ч4о 5 років тому +10

      A normal list for normal Russians:
      1. Live like other else normal people in the world😅

    • @eswa8049
      @eswa8049 5 років тому

      Potatos many Potatos

  • @alpine488
    @alpine488 Рік тому +1

    “Put on my Saturday playlist”
    You mean OUR Saturday playlist

  • @matthewphilips5387
    @matthewphilips5387 4 роки тому +2438

    Joke : "Capitalism is the best economical system ."
    - Communist Amazon Echo

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому +37

      Don’t even say capitalism

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +15

      @@blankblank5409 word human hate name earth imperial

    • @DEMKOFILMPRODUCTIONS
      @DEMKOFILMPRODUCTIONS 4 роки тому +37

      If anyone says capitalism doesn't work, then how tf has it been working in America for so long?

    • @dawnknight1382
      @dawnknight1382 4 роки тому +82

      @@DEMKOFILMPRODUCTIONS It hasn't.

    • @abhirajjaswal8054
      @abhirajjaswal8054 4 роки тому +5

      still craks me up

  • @samrat69420
    @samrat69420 4 роки тому +1724

    Stalin:"Tell me a joke"
    Hitler:"Berlin"
    Stalin:"I get it"
    Hitler:"wait wh.."

    • @ИосифСталин-ф8п
      @ИосифСталин-ф8п 4 роки тому +33

      You are funny. Go to GULAG!

    • @armwrestlersanta
      @armwrestlersanta 4 роки тому +19

      @@sooryan_1018 Man You fucked the joke, All joke was;
      Stalin: Hey hitler wanna hear a joke?
      Hitler: yes
      Stalin:Moscow
      Hitler:I don't get it
      Stalin; Exactly

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 4 роки тому +7

      @@armwrestlersanta nah.
      It's OUR comment

    • @davecurry863
      @davecurry863 4 роки тому +1

      @@sooryan_1018 i dont know what ur talking about. But just SHUT UP U MUST BE MEAN.

    • @armwrestlersanta
      @armwrestlersanta 4 роки тому +3

      @@sooryan_1018 Now u re right sjsjjsjsjsks

  • @kekitsu
    @kekitsu 5 років тому +4898

    0:46
    She got hyped for potato field work..
    r/communist

  • @Oscar92839
    @Oscar92839 2 місяці тому +6

    0:38 no, OUR shopping list

  • @Freakmenn
    @Freakmenn 7 років тому +4405

    It was so good UA-cam decided to put it on trending.
    Finally UA-cam understands the true meaning of its platform.

    • @baqueiraberetsa9220
      @baqueiraberetsa9220 7 років тому +108

      No. It just shows the UA-cam staff are a bunch of radical liberals.

    • @ayothemaster
      @ayothemaster 7 років тому +79

      Baqueira Beret SA UA-cam staff doesn't decide what videos go to trending... Ever heard of an algorithm?

    • @satanzbarz6111
      @satanzbarz6111 7 років тому +5

      Baqueira Beret SA um ok

    • @zachfolmar4632
      @zachfolmar4632 7 років тому +7

      Borat Sagdiyev in America they are

    • @JJFrostMusic
      @JJFrostMusic 7 років тому +4

      +Borat Sagdiyev yes liberal progressive in America are closer to socialism and sometimes fascism (economically)

  • @SONICCRET
    @SONICCRET 6 років тому +7984

    -UA-cam-
    Ourtube
    Thank -you- our guys for 8k likes!

    • @somalireader6743
      @somalireader6743 6 років тому +52

      😂😂 this deserves a million likes

    • @theog7077
      @theog7077 6 років тому +8

      This is lit

    • @SONICCRET
      @SONICCRET 6 років тому +2

      @@somalireader6743 Haha thanks

    • @SONICCRET
      @SONICCRET 6 років тому

      @Blan Morrison Thanks!

    • @SONICCRET
      @SONICCRET 6 років тому

      @@theog7077 Thank you

  • @sofiacuppini3811
    @sofiacuppini3811 7 років тому +2010

    "Alexa, audio book off"
    "Closing The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx."
    *im dying*

    • @Vendetta162X
      @Vendetta162X 6 років тому +5

      Damn you. I posted the same thing, scrolled down, and had to delete it.

    • @largobouli959
      @largobouli959 6 років тому

      God you actually have 666 likes on a communist thing

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 6 років тому +1

      _"im dying"_
      Sounds like communism, all right!
      _"Alexa, what is the best way to butcher and cook a zoo animal?"_ (Venezuela edition.)

    • @MariaEduarda-uc6gt
      @MariaEduarda-uc6gt 6 років тому

      *and Friedrich Engels*
      He really is the Luigi of communism

    • @technologytips6548
      @technologytips6548 6 років тому

      sophia oph Iiiiiiiiiiii

  • @thatoneyoutuberofohio
    @thatoneyoutuberofohio 2 місяці тому +1

    "Tomorow ve vill hev potato field work in ze morning."
    Girl: *happy blin*

  • @NimaXD
    @NimaXD 7 років тому +1995

    *Alexa, tell us a joke*
    Capitalism is the best economic system.

    • @CatMaster90001
      @CatMaster90001 7 років тому +89

      Nima I literally keked my ass off at that. Hilarious joke.

    • @sownheard
      @sownheard 7 років тому +2

      XD

    • @bucsfan2565
      @bucsfan2565 7 років тому +100

      Nima
      *Laughs in Russian*

    • @NimaXD
      @NimaXD 7 років тому

      yeah same

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 7 років тому +14

      Best joke I heard all day.

  • @tovsteh
    @tovsteh 2 роки тому +1785

    *1950:* "Don't you know the government and corporations can listen in on your phone?"
    *2022:* "Yes, I'm gonna need multiple of these surveillance microphones installed in my house."

    • @tovsteh
      @tovsteh 2 роки тому +149

      @@ak47-sh97x Its not about whether you got something to hide, its about your right to privacy and not having big brother look over your shoulders. Governments work for us but get to keep their secrets, and so do corporations. Its despicable how 1 sided it is.

    • @mrcroob8563
      @mrcroob8563 2 роки тому +6

      @@tovsteh A wild thought here, dont buy one...

    • @tovsteh
      @tovsteh 2 роки тому

      @@mrcroob8563 I haven't, never will. But the majority of people dont have a clue about how much their information, data and privacy is being abused by these corporations, all with the governments consent, because they are interested in its surveillance potential vis U.S intelligence agencies. Its unreal, and people buy them because they arent warned of any such actions *at all* occuring and the government couldnt care less due to their interests in surveillance and control. There should be some indication to customer that these devices listen *non-stop,* 100% of the time, not just when they say "Hey Siri/Alexa/Cordana". Its bullshit and completely unregulated. The same problem is happening with our phones. They are as much listening and tracking devices as they are phones and your rights to privacy go flying right out the window should you complain about it or Amazon/government should see it fit to monitor you for whatever reason.

    • @OlegVasilenkoValik
      @OlegVasilenkoValik 2 роки тому +8

      @@ak47-sh97x евнух?

    • @antyrak7905
      @antyrak7905 2 роки тому +7

      @@ak47-sh97x it's not up to you to decide

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 6 років тому +243

    Alexa: "There will be a very cold blizard tommorow, perfect to deter German invasion."
    Dad: "That's lucky"

  • @paul_london
    @paul_london Місяць тому +1

    7 year later still a gem

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 3 роки тому +3391

    Very creative. I liked the Red logo at the end. 💯

    • @savetrees6005
      @savetrees6005 3 роки тому +3

      Totally agree

    • @brendonhavener
      @brendonhavener 3 роки тому +19

      I prefer the Red logo at the beginning

    • @TomGibson.
      @TomGibson. 3 роки тому +14

      *We liked the red logo at the end

    • @TomGibson.
      @TomGibson. 3 роки тому +12

      @@brendonhavener your opinion is also OUR opinion

    • @FreeGiftCards123
      @FreeGiftCards123 3 роки тому

      Pewdiepie caught In 4K
      ua-cam.com/video/brqZWnuWf3k/v-deo.html

  • @cavejohnson1732
    @cavejohnson1732 6 років тому +1142

    Every employee of Apple was sent to Gulag because Stalin said "NOT IPHONE, OURPHONE"

    • @potatojr69
      @potatojr69 6 років тому +24

      Hey you wanna watch Our Little Pony?

    • @narayana8249
      @narayana8249 6 років тому +22

      It would be Wephone, no?

    • @cavejohnson1732
      @cavejohnson1732 6 років тому +11

      @@narayana8249 I asked Stalin, he said the people must decide

    • @justtheletterV274
      @justtheletterV274 5 років тому +6

      We Pad

    • @shitakemyshrooms1928
      @shitakemyshrooms1928 5 років тому +2

      So tht explains why Apple is Crapple right now.Every employee is sent to Gulag.BLYAT

  • @brauedie485
    @brauedie485 5 років тому +1267

    What's the weather like tomorrow?
    "There will be a very cold blizzard tomorrow , perfect to deter a German invasion"
    *Well, that's Lucky*

    • @turvoid1352
      @turvoid1352 5 років тому +6

      *copied*

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 роки тому +16

      Even in capitalist societies, nobody owns their comments. To the gulag!

    • @vasukunte5199
      @vasukunte5199 3 роки тому +2

      tommorrow youve got potatoes to pick in the blizzard

    • @shadow.dx2.095
      @shadow.dx2.095 3 роки тому +1

      Verdammt nicht schon wieder

  • @RealCatDev
    @RealCatDev 2 місяці тому +16

    1:01 hahaha very good joke lol

  • @cheeseicon7741
    @cheeseicon7741 4 роки тому +1102

    Comrade, we don’t know “Amazon echo”... We only know Amazon Dimitri

    • @CursedAK47
      @CursedAK47 4 роки тому +21

      Not a spy like belikov

    • @boyscouts83712
      @boyscouts83712 4 роки тому +19

      Belikov, Dragovich, kravshanko, stiner...
      These "men" all,must,die

    • @williamroberts8853
      @williamroberts8853 4 роки тому +13

      @@boyscouts83712 And Molotov.... He failed the motherland against Finland.

    • @Cricketmane
      @Cricketmane 3 роки тому +1

      @@boyscouts83712 Nice

    • @poteta6872
      @poteta6872 3 роки тому +1

      @@boyscouts83712 there's no belikov

  • @earlymanproductions8863
    @earlymanproductions8863 6 років тому +2303

    0:36 WTF? It's OUR shopping list.
    EDIT:
    Why so many likes?

    • @imabird1566
      @imabird1566 5 років тому +16

      “Sorry but that item is currently out of stock” He got what he deserved.

    • @standardised8260
      @standardised8260 5 років тому +16

      *YOUR* shopping list is out of stock...
      but *OUR* shopping list isn't...

    • @ryks5572
      @ryks5572 5 років тому +1

      When I arrived I our eyes see the 666 likes ... Good choice comrade

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 років тому +3

      Do you really have to put In that edit. Its so sad to see your happy you got a lot of likes on a comment. Just dont ruin the comment with putting that in.

    • @hiimgamerspruzzino5804
      @hiimgamerspruzzino5804 5 років тому +1

      Beaucause you veeery russian

  • @prrrusssia
    @prrrusssia 6 років тому +719

    >Alexa, tell us a joke
    >Capitalism is the best economic system
    Хахахаха
    *I’M DEAD*

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 6 років тому +7

      ъхйхухйухйиоййлйхкйхкйххкйгхйхйгхйгхй
      this is *our* head smacking in *our* keyboard of laughter

    • @anna84259
      @anna84259 6 років тому +1

      No Gilbert don't die plz

    • @anna84259
      @anna84259 6 років тому +1

      Oww stop... You already died 😑

    • @hazardperceptiontest
      @hazardperceptiontest 6 років тому +1

      nice comment but your profile pic is pretty awesome man

    • @brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226
      @brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226 6 років тому

      Weeb

  • @deanismonke5096
    @deanismonke5096 Рік тому +14

    Its not Amazon Echo its OUR Echo

  • @B4llingKitten43
    @B4llingKitten43 4 роки тому +5484

    *We’ve* been waiting for this product

  • @426hemihellephant5
    @426hemihellephant5 5 років тому +1572

    Ah yes comrade, *OUR* new invention is just great isnt it?

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 7 років тому +1516

    We would still have Net Neutrality if Alexa took over

    • @ecdesperados5524
      @ecdesperados5524 7 років тому +17

      Lemon Why would you want Net Neutrality?

    • @poly.morphine
      @poly.morphine 7 років тому +44

      The Freedom Assembly - Because we want all data treated equally.
      Because an online free market depends on the internet being protected as a common carrier.
      Because we don't want to give monopolistic gate keepers the power to exploit parties on both ends of the internet.
      We still pay for access to the internet, we just don't pay for extortion beyond that.

    • @Werti1304
      @Werti1304 7 років тому +2

      wooooosh

    • @TagRLCS
      @TagRLCS 7 років тому +1

      The Freedom Assembly u dumb or what?

    • @thomasemond2173
      @thomasemond2173 7 років тому

      I doubt, Alexa is communist.

  • @GetRidOfHandles
    @GetRidOfHandles 2 роки тому +5

    “Perfect to deter a german invasion”
    “That’s lucky”

  • @MLGsniper-oo8xp
    @MLGsniper-oo8xp 5 років тому +2412

    Alexa: tell us communist joke
    Alexa: how many potatoes are in my Field. None because its our field

    • @dertoteorangutan6717
      @dertoteorangutan6717 5 років тому +3

      MLGsniper7 ua-cam.com/video/1V0lkh7Dt70/v-deo.html

    • @ChicagoTurtle1
      @ChicagoTurtle1 5 років тому +2

      MLGsniper7.
      It’s all for us!

    • @thepulp80s
      @thepulp80s 5 років тому +18

      Fundamental misunderstanding of communism is certainly a good joke. What’s even funnier is that banks and corporations own everything in capitalism, and if they don’t own what you think you own, they’ll buy or sue, or make the government take from you, to give to the capitalists or ruling class.

    • @p.g.6088
      @p.g.6088 5 років тому +9

      @@thepulp80s But you're the one who decides to borrow money or not, or what amount of money you want to borrow. On the other hand, you can own shares of those banks and gain a part of the profits they make. If you have financial problems in a capitalist economy, it's mostly because of yourself and the way you invest your money.

    • @ChicagoTurtle1
      @ChicagoTurtle1 5 років тому +8

      P. G.
      Actually rather than you decide if you get a loan from a bank, it’s more like the bank decides. And shares in a bank don’t mean didly unless we are a big roller. Kind of like playing poker with pennies versus playing with thousands. It plays in their advantage if we believe we are just as fortunate as they are. But another aspect of participating with a fair share of our economy is in the power dynamics - like how indomitable one person can get over you in “Monopoly” isn’t just about making you feel frustrated or defeated, it’s about the minuscule odds you have to actually survive.

  • @Свободадляроссии
    @Свободадляроссии 2 роки тому +815

    I love how the guy just stir fried some spinach and had his child eat it on its own. Must be a happy family

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 2 роки тому +49

      Next meal he has his child eat turnips and beets, the fruit of the gods.

    • @moongt9651
      @moongt9651 2 роки тому +14

      Enjoying that?

    • @filessm
      @filessm 2 роки тому +17

      Yeah, Must be, without any choice

    • @mr.husbandoeu7254
      @mr.husbandoeu7254 2 роки тому +21

      He shoulda gave her some damn potatoes instead, mother russia's starving out here

    • @commiemark
      @commiemark 2 роки тому +7

      Alexa in the ussr

  • @morganmememachine466
    @morganmememachine466 7 років тому +202

    -You- *OUR* Tube

  • @MicroDataK9
    @MicroDataK9 Рік тому

    Alexa: there will be a cool blizzard tomorrow
    Perfect to deter a German Invasion
    The little girl: being all happy and excited
    The guy: that’s lucky! 😂😂💀💀

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad 7 років тому +2099

    Does this come with the option of revolution?

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 7 років тому +19

      Brilliant it comes with a mandatory revolution

    • @mohamedhamdi1234
      @mohamedhamdi1234 7 років тому +1

      Brilliant ¡And it does include the nuclear option ¿

    • @randomgod6371
      @randomgod6371 7 років тому

      You mean backwardslution.

    • @TheWanderer7274
      @TheWanderer7274 7 років тому

      Да, мой товарищ

    • @LehHay95
      @LehHay95 7 років тому +5

      Only with the Lenin-Model

  • @braeduin
    @braeduin 3 роки тому +3907

    Man: Alexa, tell us a joke.
    Alexa: Capitalism is the best economic system.
    Man: ....
    Alexa: Your lack of enthusiasm has been noted, and the relevant authorities have been contacted.

    • @vladimirlenin3562
      @vladimirlenin3562 3 роки тому +130

      Based

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 роки тому +75

      I find your lack of enthusiasm disturbing

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr 3 роки тому +11

      @KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM Against the wall, fascist 🥰👉🧱

    • @SrIgort
      @SrIgort 3 роки тому +9

      @KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM nice bait

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr 3 роки тому +4

      @KILL ALL COMMUNISTS AND END THERE FAILED IDEOLOGY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hungryhunter7158
    @hungryhunter7158 3 роки тому +8566

    I actually laughed when it said “capitalism is the best economic system”

  • @CanadianPatriot224
    @CanadianPatriot224 11 місяців тому +1

    I wish I could watch this video, but My Alexa keeps going off 😭

  • @dylantvtv6890
    @dylantvtv6890 6 років тому +1779

    *what are you doing reading the comments you have potato field work to do*

    • @NPRoyalty
      @NPRoyalty 6 років тому +17

      Comrad im off today I have tomorrow and the day after. Look out for the other comrads.

    • @jakeschmidt395
      @jakeschmidt395 6 років тому +21

      what are we*
      we have potato field work to do*

    • @kadenunterfrykte9160
      @kadenunterfrykte9160 6 років тому +6

      Too busy defending the front lines from the fascist nazi reich

    • @khalifatrolling7084
      @khalifatrolling7084 6 років тому +6

      DylanTV TV I’m stuck in Chernobyl dumbass I am harvesting uranium for the union

    • @theskeletoninthebasement9688
      @theskeletoninthebasement9688 6 років тому

      I am at the front lines comrad. those nazis will not defeat us.

  • @raeliron2407
    @raeliron2407 6 років тому +1437

    'Alexa,tell us a joke'
    'Capitalism is the best economic system' Goddamit Alexa😂😂

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 6 років тому +26

      Best joke I have heard in a long time.

    • @stalebroccoli1925
      @stalebroccoli1925 6 років тому +11

      I DIED RIGHT THERE!XD

    • @TheTrueSpottedStripe
      @TheTrueSpottedStripe 6 років тому +7

      Good thing it's a joke that's true!

    • @harshnemesis
      @harshnemesis 6 років тому +7

      I know right how can it be the best when it's the only one left? LMAO you commies.

    • @garrettk.2257
      @garrettk.2257 6 років тому

      Xaxaxaxa

  • @DylanMatthewsDellBoy
    @DylanMatthewsDellBoy 6 років тому +2090

    0:45
    She’s so happy to do potato field work 😂😂😂

    • @calypco1653
      @calypco1653 6 років тому +43

      Dylan Matthews because it's morning work, not all hot/cold day

    • @crazedcat96
      @crazedcat96 6 років тому +7

      Тумору ю хев потейто филд ворк ин зэ морнинг

    • @trollface865
      @trollface865 6 років тому +6

      Dylan Matthews And you go back to your potato field work😂

    • @bmb556
      @bmb556 6 років тому +1

      Сука а так и есть

    • @tudorharjoi7708
      @tudorharjoi7708 6 років тому

      g

  • @NoahYoutube1232
    @NoahYoutube1232 2 місяці тому +1

    You mean OUR Saturday playlist?

  • @oabagobaaaoooo
    @oabagobaaaoooo 6 років тому +273

    Alexa, volume up.
    Alexa, volume up.
    *Alexa, volume up.*

  • @alielnaim4365
    @alielnaim4365 3 роки тому +700

    fun fact: if you replace the "i" in "illness" with "we" it becomes "wellness"

  • @BobfromSydney
    @BobfromSydney 3 роки тому +374

    "Alexa can you hear me?"
    "Da Tovarisch, KGB is listening."

  • @Neodx2
    @Neodx2 Рік тому +1

    The amount of times my alexa turned on

  • @rydohg
    @rydohg 7 років тому +126

    Alexa, *seize the means of production*

    • @bobthornton8282
      @bobthornton8282 7 років тому

      Sorry, I don’t know that one. Please check the revolutionary skills market

    • @nordicphyromaniac
      @nordicphyromaniac 7 років тому

      It may be a Terrence to something else but I think it's a reference to a fat Russian man from a 10 year old game (acheivement).... ?

  • @lonniehill8797
    @lonniehill8797 4 роки тому +143

    “Alexa put on my Saturday playlist”
    Alexa: ok playing OUR Saturday playlist

  • @brianchristiansen6822
    @brianchristiansen6822 6 років тому +3865

    there was food on the table... *0/10 unrealistic*

    • @dawnbreaker4217
      @dawnbreaker4217 6 років тому +79

      0/10 the Soviet Union Anthem wasn't earrape

    • @simonemastroianni1985
      @simonemastroianni1985 6 років тому +14

      So.... 10/10 realistic? Or you mean 0/10
      *U N R E A L I S T I C*

    • @Xan.....
      @Xan..... 6 років тому +8

      Yeah he didn't even eat the child

    • @niggobolo394
      @niggobolo394 6 років тому

      That doesnt make sense

    • @EricBliesener
      @EricBliesener 6 років тому +11

      @Nikola Poiukov thank you. That's just our generation still under cold war propaganda.

  • @Gianluca-cz1ev
    @Gianluca-cz1ev Місяць тому

    Where has this been my whole life