The Manslater: (Woman Language Translator)

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2010
  • The woman language translator. Finally the power to understand what she means.
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  • @Creed925
    @Creed925 4 роки тому +17384

    Costs $700
    “A small price to pay for salvation”

  • @angelfuturejob
    @angelfuturejob 3 роки тому +6544

    I love how the manslater sounds like a caveman

    • @billweasley1382
      @billweasley1382 3 роки тому +214

      Kinds sounds like Cookie Monster.

    • @TrishtanAG
      @TrishtanAG 3 роки тому +33

      @@billweasley1382 It's like Strong Bad.

    • @computerguy6264
      @computerguy6264 3 роки тому +25

      @@billweasley1382 exactly like cookie monster.

    • @t.o.c9176
      @t.o.c9176 3 роки тому +11

      Hulk

    • @Luis_Facil
      @Luis_Facil 3 роки тому +12

      Super Mutant

  • @firefox3249
    @firefox3249 10 місяців тому +428

    "I'm fine"
    Translation for the ladies: "My house burned down, I got diagnosed with stage 5 terminal cancer, my wife left me for my inbred brother after she cheated on me with the local homeless dude, I owe more money than can possibly exist on this planet and my dog just died!"

  • @MrManWithPlan
    @MrManWithPlan 9 місяців тому +219

    Male version: ooga BOOGA caveman
    Woman version: full on novel with symbolism

  • @chichi-iw2ik
    @chichi-iw2ik 5 років тому +22449

    Boy: Do you know where the library is?
    Girl: Sorry I have a boyfriend

    • @razmuzen1090
      @razmuzen1090 5 років тому +369

      xDDD

    • @disatpathy
      @disatpathy 4 роки тому +588

      Oh shit, I'm laughing way too hard now

    • @AdamAdver
      @AdamAdver 4 роки тому +69

      Lol

    • @multistuff9831
      @multistuff9831 4 роки тому +930

      Not even the manslator knows what the fuck she means

    • @istoleurfaceha3527
      @istoleurfaceha3527 4 роки тому +324

      Steven Shapiro: do you know where the library is?
      Girl: hehe here’s my number

  • @HenWithATie
    @HenWithATie 5 років тому +13921

    *DIVORCE RATE DROPS TO 0%*

  • @asmongoldsmouth9839
    @asmongoldsmouth9839 8 місяців тому +458

    *The caveman translation is BRUTALLY HILARIOUS!!*
    🤣😂🤣

    • @Boog_masskway
      @Boog_masskway 8 місяців тому +10

      Haha the only way we’ll understand

    • @Pepperonni893
      @Pepperonni893 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Boog_masskway yeah, cause we did not go very far from caveman yet, lol

  • @anthonydblackmore
    @anthonydblackmore 9 місяців тому +79

    There isn't a chip powerful enough to figure out what my Mrs is thinking.

    • @EthanWTF
      @EthanWTF Місяць тому +5

      i will invent it sir one day

    • @ruthkatz1998
      @ruthkatz1998 25 днів тому +3

      @EthanWTF I believe in you

    • @ultimobile
      @ultimobile 21 день тому

      she not thinking - she FEELING ... !

  • @solarwings1132
    @solarwings1132 5 років тому +7667

    After a divorce
    Woman: I just came back for my things...
    Manslator: I'm taking the kids

    • @elliehamlin2311
      @elliehamlin2311 5 років тому +362

      *Karen is doing it again*

    • @beararms3777
      @beararms3777 5 років тому +173

      And half your shit.

    • @KINGofkings49er
      @KINGofkings49er 4 роки тому +221

      @@beararms3777 *ALL* your shit

    • @doak_
      @doak_ 4 роки тому +101

      @@KINGofkings49er No, not my toilet seat!

    • @AltNova
      @AltNova 4 роки тому +72

      DarkOakly Give this man his toilet seat back

  • @stompchunkman4248
    @stompchunkman4248 4 роки тому +3583

    Girl: What are you thinking about?
    Dude: Nothing
    Manslator: *sounds of wind blowing*

    • @chetanphoenix
      @chetanphoenix 4 роки тому +97

      Girl: "Hello customer care? Yeah my manslator is broken."

    • @SunnyPVP06
      @SunnyPVP06 4 роки тому +38

      Chetan Bhadrashette like she thinks that her man is definitely thinking about something but in reality he’s not thinking!

    • @pedroribeiro9746
      @pedroribeiro9746 4 роки тому +37

      girl: what are you thinking about?
      dude: nothing
      womanslator: ua-cam.com/video/BJhF0L7pfo8/v-deo.html

    • @Dexous2232
      @Dexous2232 4 роки тому +12

      Not thinking is my way of conserving energy

    • @jjthe13th
      @jjthe13th 4 роки тому +24

      Active meditation. It's called the Nothing Box. When a man opens the box, his brain becomes a massive vacuum. An empty void of utter nothingness

  • @therageknight8546
    @therageknight8546 8 місяців тому +103

    The Mr. T “I pity the fool who leaves the toilet seat up” is classic 😂

  • @deficator750
    @deficator750 9 місяців тому +38

    i don't why people think this is a joke. We actually need one of these

    • @iurimoura426
      @iurimoura426 День тому

      Surely would help me a lot way back in my early 20s

  • @unlil1
    @unlil1 5 років тому +11123

    Woman: Hi!
    Real meaning: Im taking the kids

  • @MrOarson
    @MrOarson 3 роки тому +6569

    Woman: "I'm cold."
    Manslater: "Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 9 місяців тому +19

    "aw you're such a good friend"
    "me never date you"
    Golden interaction

  • @WarriorsSon
    @WarriorsSon 10 місяців тому +114

    Its as if Yoda became prehistoric but has an indepth psychological awareness of the modern woman.
    Truly an amazing product.

  • @rabies3539
    @rabies3539 3 роки тому +66751

    I love how the manslator speaks caveman, and the womanslator speaks like a full story novel.

    • @a-pizza-pie
      @a-pizza-pie 3 роки тому +3505

      ME WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @JSpeedy306
      @JSpeedy306 3 роки тому +3806

      Me hungry
      Me tired
      Me h*rny
      Do we need any more words?

    • @ukhawaja
      @ukhawaja 3 роки тому +1092

      Sounds like cookie monster. Me want COOKIES!

    • @monkeboy121
      @monkeboy121 3 роки тому +654

      Well why does it need to say anything in detail for men. We try our best to say what we mean.

    • @same1
      @same1 3 роки тому +999

      And caveman is way more easier to understand than woman language

  • @KingofBeasts444
    @KingofBeasts444 4 роки тому +14976

    Man: "I'm fine"
    Translator: "honestly just thinking about dinosaurs."

    • @spacesheep5567
      @spacesheep5567 4 роки тому +171

      TRANSlator

    • @NaughtiusMaximmus
      @NaughtiusMaximmus 4 роки тому +426

      @@spacesheep5567 *no*

    • @ancientess4424
      @ancientess4424 4 роки тому +91

      Yeah it’s fine..
      TRANSlator: bitch you forgot he was a BOY, remember?? Binder and shit. Use the correct pronouns next time, loser.

    • @rollutherhodie3076
      @rollutherhodie3076 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao yes

    • @DailyDoseOfTopComment
      @DailyDoseOfTopComment 4 роки тому +57

      At one point in my life i was in this exact situation.. i was literally thinking about how dinosaurs lived 60 million years ago and how the bible saya that there is a God who just suddenly said let there be light and then came Adam and Eve... And im still so confused about the timeline and how it all happened that the bible didnt say that God made dinosaurs...

  • @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
    @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 9 місяців тому +314

    I love how preventing your wife/female partner from seeing friends, pursuing hobbies or going out is considered domestic abuse here in Australia, but not if it's the female doing the same to their male partner or spouse. Huh, weird how these things apply to men but not the other way around.

    • @theclearsounds3911
      @theclearsounds3911 8 місяців тому +55

      That's not just in Australia, it's here in the USA, too. I suspect it's the same in lots of other countries.

    • @lakobosros2326
      @lakobosros2326 8 місяців тому +12

      Guys like you find every possible nuanced situation in which men have it worse than women to back up or hide their misogyny and bigotry. Also where are your sources?

    • @alecedgerly1277
      @alecedgerly1277 8 місяців тому +32

      And guys like you find every possible nuanced situation to say the contrary, while name calling to boot.

    • @theclearsounds3911
      @theclearsounds3911 8 місяців тому +26

      And, when called out on exhibiting curious and confusing behavior in a humorous way, some women get very nasty about it. What's wrong with simply explaining what some of these things mean? I would think it would bring some understanding between the sexes and help relationships. It's better than perpetuating hatred.

    • @lakobosros2326
      @lakobosros2326 8 місяців тому +5

      @@theclearsounds3911 I think you should stop making up a "woman language" so you have something to defend yourself with when a woman rejects your advances. No means no.

  • @sigataros
    @sigataros 4 місяці тому +14

    its crazy how much tone can affect the meaning of a sentence

  • @enzothebaker22
    @enzothebaker22 3 роки тому +8262

    The bad news, if you're married, this thing will burn through batteries faster than a California wildfire.

    • @borahcn
      @borahcn 3 роки тому +251

      Laughed and felt sad at the same time.

    • @thomasmaughan4798
      @thomasmaughan4798 3 роки тому +63

      the real thing (Zoom H4N portable recorder) does actually burn through batteries Pretty Darn Quick (about 2 hours on 2 AA batteries).

    • @Mr_Yeah
      @Mr_Yeah 3 роки тому +24

      Well, then integrate that technology into your voice assistant device at home which notifies the translations to your smartphone.

    • @enzothebaker22
      @enzothebaker22 3 роки тому +27

      @@Mr_Yeah I'm married...I already have a "voice assistant". But I get where you're coming from...

    • @thomasmaughan4798
      @thomasmaughan4798 3 роки тому +8

      @@garybea8562 I did not "fall for advertising" I checked prices, specifications and features carefully. The Sony D50 does not have XLR inputs and that's a thing I use from time to time when plugging in to a sound system. It is also about twice the price of Zoom H4N and I'm pretty sure it did not exist at the time I bought H4N. It is a nice looking recorder for sure!

  • @sphereloc5062
    @sphereloc5062 3 роки тому +5600

    "Does this dress make me look fat?"
    "No it's the fat that makes you look fat."

    • @mr.potato8000
      @mr.potato8000 3 роки тому +114

      underrated

    • @KRS2000
      @KRS2000 3 роки тому +116

      "Does this dress make me look fat?"
      "No, no, no. Your face does".
      Sorry, I was paraphrasing David Spade from Tommy Boy.
      Now, I'm off to go watch that movie.

    • @SL2797
      @SL2797 3 роки тому +55

      A B S O L U T L E L Y
      D E C I M A T E D

    • @cardinalbob1
      @cardinalbob1 3 роки тому +20

      No it’s that Häagen-Dazs ice cream that makes you look fat.

    • @KRS2000
      @KRS2000 3 роки тому +40

      "Does this dress make me look fat?"
      "When you get too fat, I'll let you know. Your stuff will be out on the lawn".

  • @lordofthecritics
    @lordofthecritics 9 місяців тому +12

    3 divorces in.
    I still haven't received mine.

  • @pranav7471
    @pranav7471 Місяць тому +7

    In the age of ChatGPT this should finally be technically feasible no?? Took us a decade though bois

  • @LeahDada
    @LeahDada 4 роки тому +4442

    Me : **reads title**
    Also me : *”manslaughter?”*

  • @oisinmaccumhaill7037
    @oisinmaccumhaill7037 3 роки тому +4487

    “When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. When a woman says everything’s wrong, *everything’s wrong* .” - Homer Simpson.

    • @alejandrov.g.2417
      @alejandrov.g.2417 3 роки тому +112

      He couldn't be more right

    • @arika4542
      @arika4542 3 роки тому +22

      So true!!

    • @darthnoxthegerman
      @darthnoxthegerman 3 роки тому +17

      Yes, but what does a women say when she means nothing is wrong?

    • @alejandrov.g.2417
      @alejandrov.g.2417 3 роки тому +67

      @@darthnoxthegerman she doesn't say that

    • @bluesusername
      @bluesusername 3 роки тому +63

      @@darthnoxthegerman There is never nothing wrong.

  • @echo4862
    @echo4862 9 місяців тому +11

    So basically a passive/aggressive to simply aggressive translator.

  • @Itz2wice
    @Itz2wice 9 місяців тому +18

    Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we needed! Thanks for keeping it short and simple!

  • @KojoBailey
    @KojoBailey 3 роки тому +10014

    The fact that the translator speaks caveman makes it even better.

  • @adenferguson2647
    @adenferguson2647 3 роки тому +5246

    Her: It’s yours.
    Manslater: *you are paying child support*

    • @lyanismagestic4632
      @lyanismagestic4632 3 роки тому +60

      bruh

    • @ScooterS04
      @ScooterS04 3 роки тому +71

      Bruh my mouth hurts from laughing

    • @TheLordstrider
      @TheLordstrider 3 роки тому +26

      2 People Answered to your comment with the word Bruh. it's kinda funny that at 2010, no one used this kind of phrases lol

    • @Dorddis
      @Dorddis 3 роки тому +6

      He ge?

    • @erwinrommel4322
      @erwinrommel4322 3 роки тому +21

      Me cant pay the support if there is no me.
      Simple as that

  • @chrisedward7575
    @chrisedward7575 8 місяців тому +21

    I’ve learned to delay my response. When she says something a take a 10-20 second pause before I answer. That gives me time to analyze the situation.

  • @BandikatlaSaicharan
    @BandikatlaSaicharan 5 місяців тому +5

    I'm fine
    Really
    stop looking at me
    -- so accurate 🤣

  • @brick9458
    @brick9458 4 роки тому +8776

    The guy version:
    “I’m not cold” means “I’m not cold”

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 4 роки тому +127

      Certainly

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 4 роки тому +153

      “I’m not cold” turns into “it’s really cold out here”

    • @eldakka2163
      @eldakka2163 4 роки тому +19

      @@roejogan8683 no dumbas

    • @scalyribit971
      @scalyribit971 4 роки тому +8

      davidmichael shut dud your literlay annoying u gramer nazi like noone even wants u here in commets

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 4 роки тому +4

      Scaly Ribit it’s ok she’s a grammar nazi

  • @caotuanvo8480
    @caotuanvo8480 4 роки тому +2133

    Man: I'm not taking my jacket off
    Manslator: Man's not hot

  • @nkvdev
    @nkvdev 29 днів тому +5

    No, "I'm fine" in man translates to "I'm not fine, never am, and will never tell a soul."

  • @bugraduzyol1813
    @bugraduzyol1813 9 місяців тому +1

    It's been 13 years and I still could not find this amazing product!

  • @is.a.bell88
    @is.a.bell88 4 роки тому +4183

    The acting is awful but that’s what makes it even better

    • @MightyCosmicNights
      @MightyCosmicNights 4 роки тому +6

      Yass

    • @futuza
      @futuza 4 роки тому +369

      The acting seems really good to me. They did a fantastic job of imitating your typical stiff infomercial acting. But I think that's what you meant?

    • @aishagirl1608
      @aishagirl1608 4 роки тому +70

      I think they are doing it on purpose (sorry if i spelled anything wrong)

    • @dariusdarkwing4998
      @dariusdarkwing4998 4 роки тому +17

      Ironic on purpose!

    • @COVID--kf3tx
      @COVID--kf3tx 4 роки тому +6

      @@futuza ikr and based on the expression it was pretty clear what they meant haha

  • @nolimitomo
    @nolimitomo 3 роки тому +3718

    Girl: omg i’m so ugly
    manslator: she wants a compliment now!

  • @addieira03
    @addieira03 7 місяців тому +6

    This was ahead of it's time. It's mindblowing that this is possible now with ChatGPT 😂

  • @shuvobiswas4697
    @shuvobiswas4697 8 місяців тому +4

    Finally after 12 years youtube understands what I want to watch ..

  • @justiniscracked4977
    @justiniscracked4977 3 роки тому +3045

    Mom: *calls you by ur full name*
    Momslator: D E A T H

  • @lucascunha4465
    @lucascunha4465 3 роки тому +13025

    Dad: “I will go buy some milk.”
    Dadslator: “Me no see you ever again!”

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 9 місяців тому +3

    Nearly 2am & I am screaming with laughter at the translator voiceover

  • @eragons1894
    @eragons1894 Місяць тому +2

    It's been 13 years... And i still need one in my life.

  • @braisinran7663
    @braisinran7663 3 роки тому +3296

    Woman: "What are you thinking about?"
    Man: "Nothing"
    Manslater: "Nothing"

  • @kin2711
    @kin2711 4 роки тому +3684

    I sent this to my dad, he replied,
    "I really need one of those, your mom's confusing"
    Lol

    • @augustojm1860
      @augustojm1860 4 роки тому +59

      LOL I sent it to my dad too, waiting on his response 😂😂😂

    • @kin2711
      @kin2711 4 роки тому +3

      @@augustojm1860 😂

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 4 роки тому +96

      I'm waiting for my dad to get out of prison so I can send this

    • @elizabethpinkiepie3614
      @elizabethpinkiepie3614 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 4 роки тому +78

      @@bob-omb1217
      *Bruh™️ moment.*
      The following is an official Bruh™️ moment card, for use only in case of an extreme Bruh™️ moment. Not to be confused with an Epic Gamer™️ moment.
      ©️1969 Western and Co.

  • @Cookie82772
    @Cookie82772 7 місяців тому +4

    The way it said "me ready 30 min" had me in stitches

  • @RoysMyBoy
    @RoysMyBoy 9 місяців тому +6

    Amazing! my parents were dying from laughter the entire time! 😂

  • @shabbarali507
    @shabbarali507 5 років тому +2298

    Meanwhile
    Dog: woof woof woof
    Girl: Aww so cute
    Dogslater: *WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES SUMMER , WHERE ARE THEY*

    • @ultimatedeadpoolx
      @ultimatedeadpoolx 5 років тому +6

      Shabbar Ali Asif 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @imjusttired1906
      @imjusttired1906 5 років тому +13

      Shabbar Ali Asif best comment by far

    • @shabbarali507
      @shabbarali507 5 років тому +3

      @@imjusttired1906 glad you liked it

    • @zacmosier1715
      @zacmosier1715 5 років тому +4

      And the manslater says, "In my purse with your owners. Fucking bitches." 😂

    • @yourmajestythequeenbee
      @yourmajestythequeenbee 5 років тому +10

      Only real mofos know where this comment originated from. Can't wait for season 4!!🤙

  • @idozal7245
    @idozal7245 3 роки тому +123955

    You had the perfect opportunity to call it a translate-her

  • @dbsouza1
    @dbsouza1 6 місяців тому +1

    13 years later and it's still great!

  • @user-df6eb1kn1t
    @user-df6eb1kn1t 8 місяців тому

    a video from 12 years ago. . .yup excatly what i needed!

  • @unnamed1613
    @unnamed1613 3 роки тому +1908

    Her: "Do I look fat?"
    Manslater: RUN!

    • @JasmineSurrealVideos
      @JasmineSurrealVideos 3 роки тому +29

      As a woman who is underweight, I just want the darn clothes to fit and not look like hanging ghostly shrouds.

    • @ericbappity
      @ericbappity 3 роки тому +33

      @@JasmineSurrealVideos just eattttttt

    • @MrRain-wg9vw
      @MrRain-wg9vw 3 роки тому +12

      @@JasmineSurrealVideos I hope you arrive at your goal soon! Stay safe!

    • @dadeusz3083
      @dadeusz3083 3 роки тому +2

      if your wife askin, u have no choice just run

    • @autismman102
      @autismman102 3 роки тому +5

      @Eric Geng it’s not that easy... I eat as much as I possibly for breakfast, lunch and dinner and also have a snack every 2 hours and I’m still underweight. For some people gaining weight can be just as hard as losing weight.

  • @mathiascronqvist585
    @mathiascronqvist585 3 роки тому +4389

    Her: What's on your mind?
    Him: Nothing.
    Her: He must be thinking about other women.
    Her: Really, what's wrong?
    Him: Really, nothing.
    Manslater: There is nothing going on in my mind right now. My last remaining brain cells are on a lunch break, and I am currently zoned out, staring at the wall. Please stop asking.

    • @mateoremedi4703
      @mateoremedi4703 3 роки тому +255

      More like
      Manslater: i am wondering what would happen if two fictional character ever meet each other. Of course, You don't like this kind of things so i preffer don't bother You with that

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 3 роки тому +134

      Last time that happened to me was 2 years ago. The kicker was that it wasn't even my wife--it was the flight attendant on a flight from Jakarta to Tokyo! I was just sitting and staring out the window because I couldn't sleep and there was nothing on video that I wanted to watch. She kept asking me if everything was all right and seemed actually unsettled by the fact that I was just staring out the window. I finally asked her for some water just to give her something to do and break the tension.

    • @mwnciboo
      @mwnciboo 3 роки тому +121

      Her: What's on your mind?
      Him:Nothing
      *Reality - He is imaging who would win a fight between a Great White Shark and a Gorilla - Or how many breakfast muffins he could eat in a sitting - or where he could he dispose of her body*

    • @jamescody7259
      @jamescody7259 3 роки тому +14

      Was just wondering if a werewolf or a robot would win in a fight.

    • @leehaelters6182
      @leehaelters6182 3 роки тому +3

      @@seanryan3020, what airline?

  • @doubt2022
    @doubt2022 9 місяців тому +1

    Right now we need this more than ever!

  • @dylsplazy
    @dylsplazy 29 днів тому +1

    This is GREAT you just earned a sub!

  • @optimusprime595
    @optimusprime595 4 роки тому +2086

    Girl: “Aww you’re such a good friend.”
    Manslator: “Me never date you!”
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @scoutintime
      @scoutintime 4 роки тому +28

      I could sense what she meant, just a female ability. The Manslator works.

    • @ogrehaslayers605
      @ogrehaslayers605 4 роки тому +83

      I would posit that it ALSO means “but I’m totally going to flirt with you and lead you on when I need literally any kind of man-help. Moving, lifting, killing spiders, and opening jars.”
      Don’t fall for it gentlemen.

    • @optimusprime595
      @optimusprime595 4 роки тому +34

      Jorgumander World Serpent And then get mad when you move on and find someone who actually likes you.

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 4 роки тому +9

      That's life

    • @thijsviergever9885
      @thijsviergever9885 3 роки тому +3

      @@ogrehaslayers605 isn't it called Jormungandr? Or am i missing a joke here?

  • @epiccoolawesomehandle
    @epiccoolawesomehandle 4 роки тому +3570

    Girl: ugh, im so fat and ugly
    Man: yea kind of
    Girl: **surprised pikachu face**

  • @Dwrksied
    @Dwrksied 9 місяців тому +1

    After 12 years UA-cam decided it was time to let me on this masterpiece

  • @jimg1787
    @jimg1787 7 місяців тому +2

    We need this more than we need social media.

  • @Xainfinen
    @Xainfinen 9 років тому +2056

    The sad thing about fake commercial, is that you actually want to buy the depicted product.

    • @unfocusedclover9050
      @unfocusedclover9050 6 років тому +27

      Xainfinen not for $700

    • @timkozlov
      @timkozlov 6 років тому

      Unfocused Clover it's been 2 years...

    • @danieldunlap4077
      @danieldunlap4077 6 років тому +96

      That's $700 that would be well spent.

    • @XdkevloldX
      @XdkevloldX 6 років тому +5

      Daniel Dunlap damn right 😂

    • @WhysafraidofCause
      @WhysafraidofCause 6 років тому +44

      Unfocused Clover $700? I would pay a shit ton more

  • @haroilija
    @haroilija 4 роки тому +2212

    "you no do what you want"
    *He is speaking the language of the gods*

    • @queda5331
      @queda5331 4 роки тому +1

      Edited the comment so the replies wouldn't make sense.

    • @tgaw9659
      @tgaw9659 4 роки тому

      @@queda5331 r/whoosh

    • @queda5331
      @queda5331 4 роки тому +4

      @@tgaw9659 you missed the joke.
      Learn some Spanish and you'll get it.

    • @tgaw9659
      @tgaw9659 4 роки тому

      @@queda5331 yea here I Egypt we don't take Spanish thought you were taking it seriously or something

    • @thanthanh5190
      @thanthanh5190 4 роки тому

      666 likes and 4 comments before i put +1 in both

  • @Francois424
    @Francois424 9 місяців тому

    This was just suggested to me today.
    Awesome video lol !

  • @ryanlim6179
    @ryanlim6179 9 місяців тому +2

    “Im fine”
    “Im fine.
    Really.
    Stop looking at me.”

  • @mrqwertyasdfgh9766
    @mrqwertyasdfgh9766 4 роки тому +1474

    "I'll be ready in five minutes"
    Manslater: "I'll be ready in THIRTY minutes"
    That one cracked me up.

    • @shellpen7866
      @shellpen7866 4 роки тому +5

      Haha its true! 😂

    • @masa-qi8cx
      @masa-qi8cx 4 роки тому

      So true i feel u

    • @kingofgames-sq6ks
      @kingofgames-sq6ks 4 роки тому +6

      It meant to say hours instead

    • @internetexplorer8121
      @internetexplorer8121 4 роки тому +2

      90*

    • @krichenboi
      @krichenboi Місяць тому

      Arent we all?
      „Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“
      „Just this last game“
      Result: 27 matches lost

  • @thechieftain8936
    @thechieftain8936 5 років тому +2405

    Ahhh the early 2010s the last chance humanity was allowed to joke without fear or reprisals

    • @guccisharpies8356
      @guccisharpies8356 5 років тому +34

      So true

    • @Rugybrat
      @Rugybrat 5 років тому +15

      @@tomaszkantoch4426 Then why are you the one whining lol

    • @tomaszkantoch4426
      @tomaszkantoch4426 5 років тому +10

      @@Rugybrat I'm not whining. I don't give a shit. I just telling how it is.

    • @Rugybrat
      @Rugybrat 5 років тому +18

      @@tomaszkantoch4426 Nah man I've met dudes who are bothered and offended by weirdest shit it's wild.

    • @nathangilbert7889
      @nathangilbert7889 5 років тому +1

      The Chieftain soon we have to go through the terrible 20,s

  • @hctrlndrs
    @hctrlndrs 9 місяців тому

    This literally saves lives. No joke, we need this in market RIGHT NOW!

  • @Staarkalinou
    @Staarkalinou 4 місяці тому +1

    YT pushes this video back from time to time.. always cracking me up !!😄

  • @robertmorris8997
    @robertmorris8997 3 роки тому +2456

    "Does this dress make me look fat?"
    No, you make the dress look fat.

    • @VanFahnel
      @VanFahnel 3 роки тому +97

      that fat does make you fat

    • @gary6514
      @gary6514 3 роки тому +7

      LOL..!!!!

    • @ojbeez5260
      @ojbeez5260 3 роки тому +46

      hahahha - so true - but I don't want my balls chopped off...so I'll NEVER say that!!

    • @tahmkenchusta5852
      @tahmkenchusta5852 3 роки тому +8

      @@ojbeez5260 Hey, gotta make some sacrifices my guy.

    • @Ponytamin
      @Ponytamin 3 роки тому +10

      That fat make you look for dress

  • @lggolden_gaming
    @lggolden_gaming 3 роки тому +4865

    All the dislikes are from the “I’m not like other girls” girls

    • @lsmith145
      @lsmith145 3 роки тому +127

      if that were true then all girls would dislike this

    • @usernamethenamed
      @usernamethenamed 3 роки тому +23

      69 likes
      nice.

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 3 роки тому +33

      @@lsmith145 debatable

    • @FTWIHA
      @FTWIHA 3 роки тому +10

      This can be taken two Ways...

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 роки тому +3

      @@FTWIHA That's always a bonus. Three ways, even more so.

  • @DukeofDenmark2
    @DukeofDenmark2 25 днів тому +1

    When i first watched the video 4 years ago, i was sure i woudn’t need this. But now i will! Take my card!!!

  • @AriFinkelman
    @AriFinkelman 10 місяців тому +4

    I like how the FemLogic Processing Chip is just a paper sticker... cuz who knows WTF they are really thinking?

  • @shariqueahmer11
    @shariqueahmer11 4 роки тому +15219

    The inventor of Manslater deserves a Nobel Prize.

  • @Tsai_tama
    @Tsai_tama 3 роки тому +1941

    Man : what do you want for dinner
    Female : get whatever you want
    Manslater: starts producing smokes and explodes

  • @squeegee-c
    @squeegee-c 9 місяців тому

    Why is this in my recommends? I’m pleasantly surprised but this is clearly a relic of early UA-cam, a sign of happier times

  • @Jarbeefis0508
    @Jarbeefis0508 9 місяців тому +2

    I'm only 13 seconds in and I already know, I need this

  • @mprice6683
    @mprice6683 3 роки тому +3252

    This was ten years ago. I hope they fixed that one glitch. If a woman says she will be ready in 5 minutes it is at least an hour.

    • @swilson-738
      @swilson-738 3 роки тому +63

      typically ranging from 4-8 hours

    • @Mr.Plant1994
      @Mr.Plant1994 3 роки тому +65

      My Girlfriend gets ready in 10-15 mins. Should I be concerned?

    • @danielr.l.mccullough600
      @danielr.l.mccullough600 3 роки тому +86

      @@Mr.Plant1994 Yes

    • @Marcho
      @Marcho 3 роки тому +49

      @@Mr.Plant1994 she is obviously an alien impersonating a human....

    • @Twak08
      @Twak08 3 роки тому +25

      @@Mr.Plant1994 very

  • @mambana8162
    @mambana8162 3 роки тому +3732

    Her : let's have dinner outside
    Him : Sure, which restaurant ?
    Her : I don't know, you decide
    The Manslater : you guess what restaurant me want

    • @bimabi3835
      @bimabi3835 3 роки тому +97

      Taco bell?
      Womanslater: I really like tacos, i require tacos, give. Me. Tacos

    • @didinhidayat8204
      @didinhidayat8204 3 роки тому +27

      For that problem we have the manslater 2.0 to translate the manslater

    • @solomoncrowe887
      @solomoncrowe887 3 роки тому +30

      Simple answer here my dudes, go to the most lavish and expensive restaurant. Order two of the most expensive dish. Then when the bill comes tell her you forgot your wallet because you were so focused on figuring out the perfect place to eat. She'll never make you guess again.

    • @didinhidayat8204
      @didinhidayat8204 3 роки тому +20

      @@solomoncrowe887 the manslater : i pay and than we broke up

    • @therealbrendanc9905
      @therealbrendanc9905 3 роки тому +8

      I love how girls think guys know where they want to eat at it could be a whole new restaurant they’re thinking about and we’ll never figure it out

  • @danielstellmon5330
    @danielstellmon5330 9 місяців тому +3

    The only thing I want more than one of these is a sequel to the video.

  • @canada_rye
    @canada_rye 9 місяців тому +1

    12 years ago?! THIS IS GOLD

  • @avaragejorisenjoyer4365
    @avaragejorisenjoyer4365 3 роки тому +3740

    Her: I am pregnant
    Him: I will go and buy some milk
    The Manslater: F*ck this shit I'm out

    • @Najib_Op
      @Najib_Op 3 роки тому +19

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    • @Sciron
      @Sciron 3 роки тому +75

      @@Najib_Op wat

    • @kjellringstrom6217
      @kjellringstrom6217 3 роки тому +75

      @@Najib_Op Dude, you need to discus your meds with your doctor asap.

    • @jessejsmith438
      @jessejsmith438 3 роки тому +37

      @@Najib_Opare u having a seizure

    • @kikenaround
      @kikenaround 3 роки тому +22

      @@Najib_Op I agree. They definitely need to consider that before making a decision. Your actions have ramifications.

  • @glazzodablue1831
    @glazzodablue1831 3 роки тому +9473

    This hits the perfect balance that doesn’t offend anyone and offends everyone

    • @hannanellia
      @hannanellia 3 роки тому +293

      As a girl I just think it's a really good hilarious joke

    • @bbrizs
      @bbrizs 3 роки тому +110

      It offends no one

    • @commonhousehuman
      @commonhousehuman 3 роки тому +102

      I can use this to explqin to a friend that you should speak by saying the thing that you are trying to communicate instead of saying random shit that has nothing to do with the topic of becoming a couple and calling it "really obvious signs"

    • @jennyderr1426
      @jennyderr1426 3 роки тому +56

      it offends no one, by offending everyone.

    • @comedytv2832
      @comedytv2832 3 роки тому +81

      it doesnt offend anybody. Not if the people watching are emotionally healthy. It just makes an observation about how each genders interact in a a humorous way. Sadly, most young people these days are not emotionally healthy. And im pretty sure that feminists would throw a shit-fit if you showed them this.

  • @anishbhanushali
    @anishbhanushali 8 місяців тому +1

    12 Fkn years and I never saw this gem.... till now

  • @hippymoustacherides
    @hippymoustacherides 9 місяців тому

    This is a gem. Love the Cookie Monster cave man voice

  • @tsu_den__.tw_g
    @tsu_den__.tw_g 4 роки тому +2795

    Manslater: Forgot anniversary, jerk!
    Man: *aW MAN*
    Edit: what the hell did I start

  • @bobtheduck
    @bobtheduck 2 роки тому +3106

    I think mine's broken. It just keeps repeating "Me never date you" every time a woman speaks.

  • @yxx_chris_xxy
    @yxx_chris_xxy 7 місяців тому +2

    The female logic processing chip is just a sticker :-)

  • @forrestgump5959
    @forrestgump5959 5 днів тому +1

    She : YES
    Manslater : Could be NO
    She : NO
    Manslater : Could be YES

  • @achoiroffrogs7653
    @achoiroffrogs7653 4 роки тому +3005

    Even as a girl, this is still really useful

    • @Minskpotato
      @Minskpotato 4 роки тому +63

      Really? What did you learn?

    • @edenanderson5527
      @edenanderson5527 4 роки тому +41

      Обамасорус Рекс women are hard to understand so are men tho

    • @sofichan8458
      @sofichan8458 4 роки тому +106

      Yes, fellow females are very difficult to understand

    • @theannihilator1173
      @theannihilator1173 4 роки тому +90

      karaphia animates not only that, I find humans in general to be hard to understand

    • @shin4993
      @shin4993 4 роки тому +16

      i dont understand english

  • @pie-ninetyever7328
    @pie-ninetyever7328 5 років тому +4423

    I feel sorry for the people who made this, they had to do the most difficult research ever

    • @abalrog42
      @abalrog42 5 років тому +146

      women are easy as hell to understand...the problem is when you DO learn all their jargon, you realize what horrible people they really are. They don't even act like girls anymore...

    • @flyingmerkel6
      @flyingmerkel6 5 років тому +19

      And it's already obsolete

    • @mysticfist-cloakedgamer-9042
      @mysticfist-cloakedgamer-9042 5 років тому +6

      Best device made

    • @Dougson
      @Dougson 5 років тому +11

      But it was worth it

    • @dvorak826
      @dvorak826 5 років тому +5

      Magfed Jim Its a joke.

  • @mark_beastpriest5539
    @mark_beastpriest5539 9 місяців тому +2

    This would be a marketable product for sure.

  • @Luceus4
    @Luceus4 9 місяців тому

    after 12 years youtube still knows what their doing when recommending me stuff

  • @alexanderharrison3912
    @alexanderharrison3912 3 роки тому +4989

    Let me guess: this showed up on your recommended after ten years.
    EDIT: Good grief! How in the world did this comment attract so much attention?

  • @alpha0090
    @alpha0090 6 років тому +1037

    "Honey I put a small dent in the car." Translation : front of car no longer attached to back of car

    • @garyfoale3707
      @garyfoale3707 6 років тому +5

      alpha0090 the front fell off?

    • @jaypond4368
      @jaypond4368 6 років тому +26

      This kind of makes men look like idiots who cant grasp subtle hints

    • @alpha0090
      @alpha0090 6 років тому +91

      It's more of women over-complicate simple things.

    • @AJACITY
      @AJACITY 6 років тому

      alpha0090 haha

    • @bobdude9772
      @bobdude9772 6 років тому +4

      im laughing my ass off rn

  • @darko714
    @darko714 9 місяців тому +1

    The concept has great comedic potential.

  • @republicans_for_freedom
    @republicans_for_freedom 4 місяці тому

    I’ve needed one of these as soon as I started dating this would of saved me a lot trouble

  • @silkroad1201
    @silkroad1201 3 роки тому +2457

    Me: "I'm going golfing babe!"
    Girlfriend: "Fine, go ahe.."
    *door shuts*

    • @Diamondusa7
      @Diamondusa7 3 роки тому +15

      Bahaha

    • @khaledannajar
      @khaledannajar 3 роки тому +13

      Yes and after you return home 😢

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 роки тому +33

      @@khaledannajar yep after get home laugh in her face

    • @ziyeren5509
      @ziyeren5509 3 роки тому +3

      rich fukk

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 3 роки тому +101

      I dont need passive agressive people in my life. If you are not capable or willing to say what you think, goodbye.

  • @carlosjettromero2882
    @carlosjettromero2882 3 роки тому +2819

    Women: 5 Minutes
    Manslator: 30 Minutes
    Reality: 2 Hours

  • @user-di1rj2lv4j
    @user-di1rj2lv4j 5 місяців тому

    Friggin hilarious! Love the voice.

  • @David-if9vi
    @David-if9vi 8 місяців тому

    Thankyou very much for this. Brilliant!