I've No More F***s To Give!

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  • Опубліковано 2 січ 2019
  • Written and performed by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. Performed at Boyds of Bedford - November 2nd - 2018
    Featured on the album Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog (released 2018) available on:
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    open.spotify.com/album/0sPURc...
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    www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07K39PRZ...
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    'I’ve No More Fucks To Give' By Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
    (Uke tuning GCEA)
    Intro - Bb C7 F7 Bb
    Verse 1
    Bb
    I’ve tried, tried, tried
    F7
    And I’ve tried even more
    F7
    I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
    Bb
    And I can’t recall what for
    Bb
    I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
    C7
    In hope of some success
    But the inevitable fact is that
    F7
    It never will impress
    Chorus 1
    Bb
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    C7
    My fucks have runneth dry,
    F7
    I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
    Bb
    But there’s no fucks left to buy
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    C7
    Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
    F7
    I’m over my fuck budget and
    Bb
    I’m now in fucking debt
    Verse 2
    I strive, strive, strive
    To get everything done
    I’ve played by all the rules
    But I’ve very rarely won,
    I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed
    I’ve laughed,
    Alas to no avail
    I’ve run round like a moron,
    To unequivocally fail!
    Chorus 2
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fuck fuse has just blown,
    I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
    But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fuck rations are depleted,
    I’ve rallied my fuck army but
    It’s been fucking defeated!
    Bridge
    Eb Bb
    The effort has just not been worth
    F7 Bb Bb7
    The time or the expense
    D7 Gm7
    I’ve exhausted all my energy
    C7 F7
    For minimal recompense
    Eb Bb
    The complete lack of acknowledgement
    F7 Bb Bb7
    Has now begun to gall
    C7
    And I’ve come to realise that I
    F7
    Don’t give a fuck at all!
    Chorus 3
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have flown away,
    My fucks are now so fucked off
    They’ve refused to fucking stay!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have gone insane
    They’ve come back round and passed me
    While they’re fucking off again!
    Chorus 4
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have all dissolved,
    I’ve planned many projects
    But my fucks won’t be involved!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have all been spent,
    They’ve fucked off from the building
    And I don’t know where they went!
    Outro
    E Bb
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    F7 Bb Bb7
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    E
    I’ve no more fucks,
    Bb
    I’ve no more fucks,
    F7 Bb F7 Bb
    I’ve no more fucks to give!

КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @Horde1Blades
    @Horde1Blades 3 роки тому +14354

    When you're sad and broken but your personality is unrelentingly upbeat

  • @The_Zark17
    @The_Zark17 2 роки тому +6576

    "I'm over my fuck budget and now I'm in fucking debt"
    God I love that so much

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 2 роки тому +49

      I keep woundering to myself what would look like animated. Or the whole song for that matter

    • @douglasmcgary
      @douglasmcgary 2 роки тому +13

      @@evepayler1461 ua-cam.com/video/iB1c68B1iLg/v-deo.html

    • @tdog152
      @tdog152 2 роки тому +9

      @Bigg GIB'S fun house its not germany's, thats for sure!

    • @tdog152
      @tdog152 2 роки тому +1

      @Bigg GIB'S fun house ya know Germany lost the wars and all

    • @johnmilo117
      @johnmilo117 2 роки тому +17

      “My fucks are now so fucked off, they refuse to fucking stay”

  • @genmunjake
    @genmunjake 5 місяців тому +836

    …a rather jaunty tune that explores the delicate intricacies of having found oneself bereft of f***k’s. Bravo.

  • @robw7158
    @robw7158 9 місяців тому +360

    That this song didn't win a Grammy is the crime of the century.

    • @candiallie
      @candiallie 9 місяців тому +4

      RIGHT!!!😂😊

    • @PerfectSigma009
      @PerfectSigma009 4 місяці тому +5

      Just a Grammy? Give this ALL of the Grammy awards. For the whole millenia.

    • @MisterSingh.
      @MisterSingh. 19 днів тому

      all those old hag hipsters were down, maybe thats what he wanted? Fuck

  • @Noone-of-your-Business
    @Noone-of-your-Business 2 роки тому +6226

    Now _that_ is a sophisticated location for a gentleman's concert.

  • @SilentEchoMedia
    @SilentEchoMedia 2 роки тому +17862

    The fact that this mini concert is being held at a tailors is just adding to the pile of hilarity

    • @toddposton869
      @toddposton869 2 роки тому +443

      A haberdashery. ;-)

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 2 роки тому +260

      For some reason, I'm imagining Elim Garak standing in the corner with an enigmatic smile.

    • @connorgooderl5656
      @connorgooderl5656 2 роки тому +112

      “Pile of hilarity” is so perfect!

    • @maddog7999
      @maddog7999 2 роки тому +114

      i disagree. i proffer that the detail adds to its CLASS.

    • @anon20000
      @anon20000 2 роки тому +58

      @@eldorados_lost_searcher Ahhh, to stumble upon Star Trek in the wild

  • @Psalm23KathyTroccoli
    @Psalm23KathyTroccoli 6 місяців тому +982

    LYRICS:
    I’ve tried, tried, tried
    And I’ve tried even more
    I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
    And I can’t recall what for
    I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed,
    I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
    In hope of some success
    But the inevitable fact is that
    It never will impress
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have runneth dry,
    I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
    But there’s no fucks left to buy
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
    I’m over my fuck budget and
    I’m now in fucking debt
    I strive, strive, strive
    To get everything done
    I’ve played by all the rules
    But I’ve very rarely won,
    I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed,
    Alas to no avail
    I’ve run round like a moron,
    To unequivocally fail!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fuck fuse has just blown,
    I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
    But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fuck rations are depleted,
    I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated!
    The effort has just not been worth
    The time or the expense
    I’ve exhausted all my energy
    For minimal recompense
    The distinct lack of acknowledgement
    Has now begun to gall
    And I’ve come to realize
    that I don’t give a fuck at all!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have flown away,
    My fucks are now so fucked off
    They’ve refused to fucking stay!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have gone insane
    They’ve come back round and passed me
    While they’re fucking off again!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have all dissolved,
    I’ve planned many projects
    But my fucks won’t be involved!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have all been spent,
    They’ve fucked off from the building
    And I don’t know where they went!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    I’ve no more fucks,
    I’ve no more fucks,
    I’ve no more fucks to give!

    • @anthonydetlaf1150
      @anthonydetlaf1150 6 місяців тому +16

      Great song

    • @IHateThisHandleSystem
      @IHateThisHandleSystem 5 місяців тому +27

      Thanks for posting the lyrics.

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 місяців тому +11

      PIN THIS

    • @pyratefan
      @pyratefan 5 місяців тому +27

      I love that the UA-cam automatic CC generator is just like "Nope, not touching that one. nopenopenope

    • @bjarulez
      @bjarulez 5 місяців тому +11

      The distinct lack of acknowledgement needs changing to the complete lack of acknowledgement

  • @Nejiiix
    @Nejiiix 11 місяців тому +916

    Currently writing my Master Thesis and you have no idea how much this is soothing my soul.

    • @RayLee-wq5nw
      @RayLee-wq5nw 11 місяців тому +8

      Came here to say this exact same thing!

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 11 місяців тому +9

      Same but for me it's quitting a catering job.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 5 місяців тому +13

      lets go bro, you got this
      here, take this, it's the last fck i have, it was destined for something important

    • @Nejiiix
      @Nejiiix 5 місяців тому +9

      @@gandalf_thegrey I handed it all in last week :). Thank You though!

    • @onieli
      @onieli 5 місяців тому +3

      in finals week for my first semesster of classes right now, and I've basically finished two final projects in,,, about a week. needless to say, this song is very therapeutic

  • @Hollows1997
    @Hollows1997 2 роки тому +5850

    “My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated”
    Possibly the greatest line of any song ever.

    • @jackiemoon1556
      @jackiemoon1556 2 роки тому +199

      "My fucks have all dissolved, I plan many projects but my fucks won't be involved"...

    • @bryanshuping7344
      @bryanshuping7344 2 роки тому +29

      I've no more ducks to give.

    • @-..l
      @-..l 2 роки тому +38

      legit putin’s thoughts.

    • @firemonster3603
      @firemonster3603 Рік тому +7

      Yes it is

    • @robbie73vespa
      @robbie73vespa Рік тому +8

      Excellent eh 😂😂😂

  • @kaiserrat70
    @kaiserrat70 3 роки тому +5471

    The little bounce he does is fucking adorable

    • @dietzwattson4242
      @dietzwattson4242 3 роки тому +72

      Fucking pun tho

    • @declan9876
      @declan9876 2 роки тому +86

      he is keeping time

    • @oricalu448
      @oricalu448 2 роки тому +75

      Yeah, like the person above said, its common for musicians to move to the beat to help keep time. Like when you see someone tapping their foot while playing.

    • @kaiserrat70
      @kaiserrat70 2 роки тому +15

      @@oricalu448 I mean I was trying to make a pun but aight

    • @matt4812
      @matt4812 2 роки тому +29

      @@kaiserrat70 none of those words are synonyms or homophones, I don’t think you mean “pun” here

  • @llayered
    @llayered 8 місяців тому +185

    Beautiful how he found a way to relate to an entire generation in one song

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 3 місяці тому +3

      Yours is not the only generation to run out.

    • @ashleehouse5204
      @ashleehouse5204 3 місяці тому +2

      This song could unite the country... no, the world! 😂

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 2 дні тому

      Multiple, probably

  • @reverendrico5631
    @reverendrico5631 5 місяців тому +87

    Really illustrates the versatility of the word.

    • @dalepowell7317
      @dalepowell7317 Місяць тому

      I think he uses it in 2 different ways in the whole song

    • @tylermuskego7025
      @tylermuskego7025 Місяць тому +3

      I think a certain pair of boston twins would agree

    • @squidbillyradio
      @squidbillyradio 27 днів тому +2

      So long as he doesn't make a song about "rule of thumb"

    • @dalepowell7317
      @dalepowell7317 27 днів тому

      @@squidbillyradio why? I would imagine he could make that into an entertaining song

    • @squidbillyradio
      @squidbillyradio 27 днів тому +2

      @@dalepowell7317 I guess, but it probably would do more damage as "rule of wrist"

  • @Lorebreaker989
    @Lorebreaker989 3 роки тому +9305

    The fact he's so chill really drives home the point he's reached. If you're getting upset you still have fucks to give.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 2 роки тому +91

      Yes.

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 2 роки тому +129

      @Derian Setoguchi And yet here we are, reading your comment you gave enough of a one to write up and post.

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking 2 роки тому +40

      @@Megalomaniakaal So this would mean you gave enough fuck to tell Derian, that they indeed do give a fuck?

    • @openedjar4614
      @openedjar4614 2 роки тому +20

      @@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking perhaps so

    • @String_Cheese
      @String_Cheese 2 роки тому +31

      @@openedjar4614 I most definitely give a f**k about the amazing song...

  • @thecookiecult175
    @thecookiecult175 4 роки тому +6719

    This song is more passive aggressive than the upside down happy face

  • @owenatkinson5744
    @owenatkinson5744 2 місяці тому +47

    I never truly appreciated this song until I listened to it on a bad day and thought "This is my anthem."

  • @frankandersonn
    @frankandersonn 9 місяців тому +40

    Not only hes talented song writer, a good singer BUT THAT BEARD GOD DAMN LOOKS SO GOOD

  • @Snypor
    @Snypor 4 роки тому +3026

    The fact he was able to continue singing uninterrupted through the whole damn thing makes this legendary.

    • @nvtnvt9044
      @nvtnvt9044 4 роки тому +25

      What could people say or chant that would make it even more funny! Hahaha this is epic!!!!

    • @howshouldiknow7477
      @howshouldiknow7477 3 роки тому +51

      Lmao he doesn’t got a fuck to give

    • @nope7842
      @nope7842 3 роки тому +10

      Honestly I'd just harmonise or beatbox, superb song.

    • @CoyotePark
      @CoyotePark 3 роки тому +2

      Why? :o

    • @DjMinusMusic
      @DjMinusMusic 3 роки тому +4

      In the words of Zefrank, that is how the musician do.

  • @fatality7476
    @fatality7476 2 роки тому +3357

    The fact that he does that with a straight face is legendary

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 2 роки тому +7

      If he laughed, it would mean he gave a f*ck. And he has none left to give.

    • @impogame
      @impogame 2 роки тому

      he didnt give a fuck

    • @Soul_404.
      @Soul_404. Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker Рік тому +17

      perhaps he's living it, not just singing it :)

    • @Xbox-Build2596
      @Xbox-Build2596 Рік тому +2

      💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @brucebird133
    @brucebird133 8 місяців тому +45

    we need a 10 hour version of this so i can kick back at work.

    • @dalepowell7317
      @dalepowell7317 Місяць тому +1

      I wish music had some sort of loop or replay feature...

  • @AntoineWG
    @AntoineWG 17 днів тому +10

    2024 and it's still one of the greatest songs ever written.

  • @alexkmoz
    @alexkmoz 2 роки тому +10362

    When people say "introducing swearing into a song degrades its intellect" point them to this song.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 2 роки тому +177

      Well I mean, this was less a song and more a comedy bit. But I get the point.

    • @davevd9944
      @davevd9944 2 роки тому +338

      @@panther-nk2hn The guy still has a better vocabulary than most people.

    • @connorgooderl5656
      @connorgooderl5656 2 роки тому +251

      I’d actually argue that principle is one of the main reasons this is so good. Because this song is about no longer caring, and he shows that by no longer caring about social norms or what impression he gives.

    • @MrCoreyCoreyCorey
      @MrCoreyCoreyCorey 2 роки тому +29

      Tim Minchin Pope song.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 2 роки тому +68

      @@MrCoreyCoreyCorey An excellent example of where swearing adds to the song (and makes the point).

  • @Burks2121
    @Burks2121 2 роки тому +5207

    If I ever win the lotto, I'm hiring this guy to sing this as I walk to my boss's office to quit.

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 2 роки тому +161

      Right now you’ve given A LOT of people ideas how to quit. I for one will hire a person to sing pants drunk to my partner once I leave but only when she asks
      “What will you do without me

    • @Nozerone
      @Nozerone 2 роки тому +20

      That is brilliant!

    • @maria.whiddon
      @maria.whiddon 2 роки тому +7

      😆

    • @jessicavalor7437
      @jessicavalor7437 2 роки тому +8

      @@Nozerone for fucking real no fucks to give xP

    • @blakebolt9205
      @blakebolt9205 2 роки тому +7

      This is genius, I might do the same 👀 thanks for the idea 😂😂😂

  • @jacobpekari
    @jacobpekari 9 місяців тому +116

    This man is a national treasure we need to protect him at all cost

    • @mlogan2k2
      @mlogan2k2 Місяць тому

      National my ass, planetary at the very least.

  • @brandongrimm6031
    @brandongrimm6031 9 місяців тому +12

    For the artist, Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq., Thank you for this song.

  • @alexbain87
    @alexbain87 3 роки тому +12922

    This is the happiest sounding song about losing all hope that I’ve ever heard. I love it.

    • @azulizachan7595
      @azulizachan7595 2 роки тому +117

      Oh, you're gonna love "No Children" by The Mountain Goats then-if you haven't heard it already

    • @amandasunshine2
      @amandasunshine2 2 роки тому +95

      Motivational nihilism

    • @Lazyguy2112
      @Lazyguy2112 2 роки тому +76

      Hope has not been lost. There just isn't anymore fucks.

    • @jwagoner7
      @jwagoner7 2 роки тому +68

      Bullet by Hollywood Undead

    • @troe5330
      @troe5330 2 роки тому +1

      Concur!

  • @sandakureva
    @sandakureva 3 роки тому +5830

    I want to know which suit shop has bearded gentlemen singing in them and playing the tiny banjo.
    I will buy my suits there until I can no longer wear one once I find it.

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 3 роки тому +63

      Is that a banjo or a ukulele

    • @dmanonice
      @dmanonice 3 роки тому +219

      I believe it is a banjolele

    • @talk4dews
      @talk4dews 3 роки тому +27

      Read the description.

    • @Socasmx
      @Socasmx 2 роки тому +2

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 2 роки тому +140

      You know what if Jesus has sung this song whilst on the crucifix? It would be monty python on a whole new level

  • @SlimDibiase
    @SlimDibiase 3 місяці тому +21

    This will never get old, I saw it for the first time like 6 years ago and I still look it up at least twice a year. 😂😂😂

    • @maximan4363
      @maximan4363 2 місяці тому

      Likewise, at least twice to remind me!

  • @samantharees4628
    @samantharees4628 Рік тому +238

    I've pretty much guaranteed my son's first word will be fuck as everytime I play your song he stops crying, will chill out and sometimes drift to the land of fuckless nod 😅❤ Thank you again for blessing us with this song 4 years ago! 🙏

    • @rationallyruby
      @rationallyruby 8 місяців тому +3

      Maybe make a version called I’ve no more funs to give? Lol

    • @y0kian
      @y0kian 8 місяців тому +1

      How’s it go?

    • @matthewferguson6524
      @matthewferguson6524 7 місяців тому +13

      Should introduce him to the story 'Go the Fuck to Sleep' 😂

    • @indiasmith1523
      @indiasmith1523 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@matthewferguson6524LMAO you are so right 4l

    • @avidcat11
      @avidcat11 3 місяці тому +3

      I lived with my Scottish (Glasgow) wife, mother-in-law, and daughters. It is a verb,noun,pro-noun,adjective,and I've even heard it used as a conjunction. They are going to love this!

  • @Meincartman
    @Meincartman Рік тому +5896

    Very rarely do you hear effective rhymes using "unequivocally" and "recompense" which just adds to this guy's level of genius.

    • @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin
      @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin Рік тому +10

      Yup!

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code Рік тому +38

      I mean, unequivocally wasn't the part being rhymed was it? No argument on the other rhyme though!

    • @Guidus125
      @Guidus125 Рік тому +58

      @@Twisted_Code last to no avail - unequivocally fail. Definitely part of the rhyme scheme

    • @paulocaetano3243
      @paulocaetano3243 Рік тому +11

      instead of very rarely, you could have used "seldom" :D

    • @0-by-1_Publishing_LLC
      @0-by-1_Publishing_LLC Рік тому +9

      Reminded me of Pink Floyd's use of the words 'incontrovertible" and "capitulate." ... Better education through rock-n-roll!

  • @josephstalin7353
    @josephstalin7353 4 роки тому +4467

    If this isn't playing at my funeral I ain't dying

  • @dougsewell664
    @dougsewell664 10 місяців тому +77

    There’s so much about this that is “just right” - the words, the music, the location, the banjolele (an instrument I didn’t know to exist)… one of my favorites.

  • @Eli.E.E
    @Eli.E.E 3 місяці тому +8

    I don’t know if I should laugh or cry at how relatable this is 😅

  • @ronl9357
    @ronl9357 5 років тому +12117

    I want this song played at my funeral.

    • @chrishart7300
      @chrishart7300 5 років тому +213

      I'm legit going to a funeral of a guy who would want this song played at his funeral trying to figure out if I can play this on mando.... I don't think I can learn it in time, lol. RIP.

    • @tonyflamingo3496
      @tonyflamingo3496 5 років тому +189

      Fucks are this man's life force, he ran out, so he died. Here lies a man that couldn't give a fuck. Rest in peace

    • @AKAScooter
      @AKAScooter 5 років тому +53

      I will be there to pour out some fucking whiskey for you!

    • @ronl9357
      @ronl9357 5 років тому +23

      Especially the part at 2:38.

    • @taichikamiya4883
      @taichikamiya4883 5 років тому +39

      His singing voice sounds so good but amplifies his comedic song about no more F’s and I am trying to hold back laughing like a mad man

  • @michaelshatto6166
    @michaelshatto6166 5 років тому +7885

    I'm retiring in 66 days. I'll be singing this song on my way out the door.

  • @apocraphontripp4728
    @apocraphontripp4728 3 місяці тому +12

    You know when you feel something that has no words, yet invented, to express that feeling. This song captures my feelings perfectly.

    • @dalepowell7317
      @dalepowell7317 Місяць тому

      So...the words have been invented then

    • @apocraphontripp4728
      @apocraphontripp4728 Місяць тому

      @dalepowell7317 Perhaps in another language, a single word exists... like the Spanish word "pendejo".

    • @dalepowell7317
      @dalepowell7317 Місяць тому

      @apocraphontripp4728 also you have a habit of using unnecessary commas

    • @apocraphontripp4728
      @apocraphontripp4728 Місяць тому

      @dalepowell7317 Meh ...I was high when i wrote it "COMMA" and high right now "EXCLAMATION POINT" I quit my job "COMMA" and moved back to my home town thanks to this song "PERIOD" it was a compliment to the writer/ singer "PERIOD"

    • @dalepowell7317
      @dalepowell7317 Місяць тому

      @apocraphontripp4728 I'm high now and was high then, too, and I still knew that what you said was stupid

  • @collymonster
    @collymonster 8 місяців тому +12

    When I have a shitty day I come back and listen to this song. I've had this song as an earworm for 2 days. This song today is my mood.

  • @TheStreamingEnderman
    @TheStreamingEnderman Рік тому +3671

    For those who say cursing is used only by teenagers and thugs, I'll explain to them that this Gentleman exists.

    • @Laeadern
      @Laeadern Рік тому +126

      If used properly profanity works.

    • @afonsoalmada6945
      @afonsoalmada6945 Рік тому +27

      Literally no one says that

    • @Flamus_12_
      @Flamus_12_ Рік тому +37

      As an Aussie I call bullshit lol

    • @deenine
      @deenine Рік тому +33

      @@afonsoalmada6945 this is not a true statement.

    • @idk_something301
      @idk_something301 Рік тому +7

      A long process will now occur, please grab some popcorn or your favorite snack for this will take some explaining to understand.

  • @GAMEOV3RR
    @GAMEOV3RR 4 роки тому +4089

    If 2021 was ever made into a song this is it.

    • @SecretAgentXD1
      @SecretAgentXD1 4 роки тому +53

      No. This is 2020

    • @GAMEOV3RR
      @GAMEOV3RR 4 роки тому +33

      Daniel A yeah it’s definitely for 2020.

    • @chandytran7531
      @chandytran7531 4 роки тому +25

      WHao you wrote that 4months ago, and here we are now XD

    • @foxboy72006
      @foxboy72006 3 роки тому +20

      2020's theme song right now.

    • @snickerzdoodlez
      @snickerzdoodlez 3 роки тому +21

      7 months into the year and this has aged beautifully.

  • @oceanquren98
    @oceanquren98 9 місяців тому +23

    I was first introduced to this song by my sister. Now I have passed it along to other friends and family. LOVE THIS!!❤

  • @niagaraadventure4705
    @niagaraadventure4705 8 місяців тому +9

    This....IS......my new Friday after work theme song....I crack a beer and it makes me smile...thanks brother!

  • @JJetpack
    @JJetpack 4 роки тому +3843

    Last night at the club a stripper danced to this song and I've never been more intrigued and confused in my life lmfao

    • @ThomasBenjaminWildEsqMusic
      @ThomasBenjaminWildEsqMusic  4 роки тому +928

      Ha! I think this is my favourite comment ever! So many questions... but do I actually want the answers?

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 4 роки тому +181

      It's best for the both of us we don't know

    • @ananda9133
      @ananda9133 4 роки тому +235

      Ah, the return of the "why boner".
      WITH A VENGEANCE!

    • @ifrahjama2215
      @ifrahjama2215 4 роки тому +12

      Hahahahahaha

    • @zilchdevotegaming6710
      @zilchdevotegaming6710 4 роки тому +10

      @@ThomasBenjaminWildEsqMusic prob not

  • @drsinister07
    @drsinister07 3 роки тому +2029

    This song came out two years too early.

    • @adamrodgers9175
      @adamrodgers9175 3 роки тому +15

      I don't get how it didn't go viral then...I don't ever remember this showing up.

    • @nightskiescitylights569
      @nightskiescitylights569 3 роки тому +8

      @@adamrodgers9175 It was making the rounds but sometimes people don't give credit. That's probably how you missed it because that's what happened for me and a few people I know 😅

    • @redshirtguy5303
      @redshirtguy5303 3 роки тому +14

      Who gives a fuck?

    • @null7493
      @null7493 3 роки тому +7

      @@redshirtguy5303 certainly not this guy

    • @peppypigeon
      @peppypigeon 3 роки тому +1

      That’s so fucking true

  • @bmaiceman
    @bmaiceman 9 місяців тому +5

    This is now one of my favorite songs.

  • @McBruno94
    @McBruno94 9 місяців тому +14

    Coming back every now and then when I'm in the mood. I feel like this is the softest type of rebellion there is.

  • @ZainAhmed-ns2di
    @ZainAhmed-ns2di 2 роки тому +4342

    Everyone talking about how good his voice is
    *Me just thinking about how good his beard is*

    • @yachtmakai
      @yachtmakai 2 роки тому +54

      Me just thinking how he rocks that pocket watch fob

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 2 роки тому +15

      Heavy Simon Whistler vibes

    • @joebailey540
      @joebailey540 2 роки тому +32

      I also have beard envy. I have the ability, just not the patience.

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 2 роки тому +6

      Me thinking both

    • @ob1kenobi748
      @ob1kenobi748 2 роки тому +2

      Same

  • @luqmankiani
    @luqmankiani 3 роки тому +3085

    Petition to make this our planet earth anthem anyone?

  • @blindside731
    @blindside731 11 місяців тому +26

    Having a rough day, this video is such a lifeboat of humanity. Thank you!

  • @beezig
    @beezig 8 місяців тому +11

    Genius is often overused, but this is GENIUS. A true wordsmith in every sense, fantastic 👏

  • @EcoGuardPestControl-LLC
    @EcoGuardPestControl-LLC 5 років тому +5585

    Watched this while drunk. Guess who has a banjo arriving in two days from Amazon...

    • @Schattengewaechs99
      @Schattengewaechs99 5 років тому +166

      Today in "Things that never happened":

    • @Expertech-pq4yr
      @Expertech-pq4yr 5 років тому +96

      It isn't a banjo

    • @AllieGreer
      @AllieGreer 5 років тому +23

      86116 Expertech what instrument is it? I was trying to figure it out!! I want the sheet music lol

    • @ronl9357
      @ronl9357 5 років тому +26

      @@Expertech-pq4yr
      Lol. OP fail.

    • @harrisonberry96
      @harrisonberry96 5 років тому +44

      @@AllieGreer its a uke but shaped like a banjo

  • @pineapple4142
    @pineapple4142 2 роки тому +3363

    This song in a nutshell: I’m sick of everything but my optimistic personality is unrelenting

  • @aaronurquhart8314
    @aaronurquhart8314 8 місяців тому +43

    This song has become my anthem. It's far too accurate not to be.

  • @jennhack8043
    @jennhack8043 10 місяців тому +13

    Wow..four years later and I am still in love with your music 💓

  • @worrelburris2835
    @worrelburris2835 4 роки тому +3773

    I could imagine this song in Deadpool for some reason.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +249

      I can just imagine a musical montage set to this, where Wade is destroying everything in his path, but has absolutely NO interest in what he's doing, like its all just the motions now

    • @vecchioutente
      @vecchioutente 3 роки тому +9

      Deadpool sucks

    • @shannonsmith8115
      @shannonsmith8115 3 роки тому +112

      @@vecchioutente you suck

    • @Alex_in_Wonderland111
      @Alex_in_Wonderland111 3 роки тому +53

      Petition to make it happen

    • @discoverymapp
      @discoverymapp 3 роки тому +26

      this song should be the national anthem of trinidadian politicians

  • @MrXerios
    @MrXerios 2 роки тому +3228

    Let’s make a list shall we ?
    - great beard
    - great song
    - great voice
    - great yukulele
    - great location
    - great public

    • @earthbendbeast9160
      @earthbendbeast9160 2 роки тому +118

      -great suit

    • @sadd_zero
      @sadd_zero 2 роки тому +114

      Ain't that a banjo

    • @wiseupjanetweiss
      @wiseupjanetweiss 2 роки тому +93

      It's a banjolele

    • @stuartskelton1060
      @stuartskelton1060 2 роки тому +22

      The beards sick and the suit does what it says in the tin ,perfection of style 👌🏻 the song fucking brilliant 👏

    • @TheLogicalIdiot
      @TheLogicalIdiot 2 роки тому +12

      @@sadd_zero yes😂😂😂. Also he said "yukulele"

  • @entirelybonkers8832
    @entirelybonkers8832 4 місяці тому +6

    My favorite part of this is the instrument and his voice genuinely sound like they’re coming from a really old record

  • @Murasamune9
    @Murasamune9 5 місяців тому +7

    The theme song to any retail worker.

  • @bremo8365
    @bremo8365 4 роки тому +3493

    This is the anthem of quarantine kids getting school work

  • @carico30
    @carico30 2 роки тому +2616

    The anthem for anyone who has ever worked for minimum wage.

    • @kitkatlover9367
      @kitkatlover9367 2 роки тому +7

      Yes

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 2 роки тому +8

      @Captain MufDyven That's management's entire job.

    • @LordSniggles
      @LordSniggles 2 роки тому +19

      Right? If you're not working a dead end job, then you only think you understand this song.

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 2 роки тому +1

      Right tho? Like damn

    • @Orangu_mike
      @Orangu_mike 2 роки тому +3

      Amen

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas 11 місяців тому +8

    The more I watch it, the more humor I find in how he starts the song with sad eyes like he's looking at a firing squad, but after the first verse at 0:45 you can see him smirk.

  • @bookworm3005
    @bookworm3005 9 місяців тому +27

    I love coming back to this song every so often over the last few years when it gets stuck in my head. It's kept me sane through a few bad days and worse conversations 😂

  • @dabiga2315
    @dabiga2315 Рік тому +2360

    This dude really went the extra mile and put the lyrics _with tabs_ in the description. You don't see that every day.

    • @saywhatyougottaalready
      @saywhatyougottaalready Рік тому +76

      Could you have expected anything less than properness with the fancy shmancy dignification of such a bonafide performance?

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant Рік тому +15

      @@saywhatyougottaalready Looks like he made his money in snake oil or molasses lol

    • @ddsjgvk
      @ddsjgvk Рік тому +14

      And went an extra mile and by putting in the chords

    • @madebyhman7996
      @madebyhman7996 Рік тому +15

      Those are chords in the description, not tabs :) but yes, chords are still definitely a rare level of commitment 👌

    • @section1595
      @section1595 Рік тому +4

      One for the homie for putting the chords up there! 🍾

  • @Hajenko
    @Hajenko 2 роки тому +3761

    I quit my job earlier this year and sent his song to all staff via email then left the building. Feels good man, awesome song.

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 2 роки тому +193

      I took a leaf out of your book my friend. Girl I slept with gave me clamidia. I sent her the link to song “goodness gracious great balls of fire!!”

    • @MaximumMatador
      @MaximumMatador 2 роки тому +36

      You are a legend!

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 2 роки тому +12

      @@MaximumMatador oh thanks dude

    • @dylaniscool2266
      @dylaniscool2266 2 роки тому +13

      @@evepayler1461 big balls by acdc right

    • @defeeded0887
      @defeeded0887 2 роки тому +9

      Classic man, classic.

  • @FusionCoreHoarder
    @FusionCoreHoarder Рік тому +10

    This song hits so close to home it's personal

  • @sheawhitey5009
    @sheawhitey5009 2 місяці тому +1

    It's not just a song too me...
    IT'S A BLOODY LIFESTYLE.
    THAT I LIVE BY.

  • @Havok91
    @Havok91 Рік тому +2028

    The fact that this man can sing this with a straight face

    • @t3rrar1z3r
      @t3rrar1z3r 11 місяців тому +27

      Probably lots of practice

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 11 місяців тому +109

      No it makes sense. He genuinely has no more fucks to give. That’s no smiling matter.

    • @MrJimbaloid
      @MrJimbaloid 6 місяців тому +10

      I work in a warehouse in England for Germans and I could sing it with a straighter face than Bengies.

    • @cyber_rachel7427
      @cyber_rachel7427 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@MrJimbaloidmakes sense. German humour is no laughing matter

    • @chrissadler6459
      @chrissadler6459 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s called rehearsing

  • @danielrichins208
    @danielrichins208 2 роки тому +4042

    As an "essential" worker I cannot express just how much I LOVE this song

    • @yukikitsune7366
      @yukikitsune7366 2 роки тому +61

      How goes being a hostage for capitalism?

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti 2 роки тому +1

      No one is essential. Get over yourself.

    • @Hitman.13.
      @Hitman.13. 2 роки тому +72

      Plumbers, Electricians, nurses, are among essential jobs that society would just shutdown if they disappear!
      Corporate desk jokeys are salty because they re NOT essential 😂

    • @reneemcgeough8527
      @reneemcgeough8527 2 роки тому +22

      As an essential worker working both full time at my job, and full time in college, sometimes when I feel slightly soulless, I play this, and it redefines my soulless feeling in the best way possible. Like, the day sucked, but I can efficiently not care at all after listening to this! So great!

    • @reneemcgeough8527
      @reneemcgeough8527 2 роки тому +21

      @@QuadMochaMatti Some jobs are essential for there to be society the way we define it today. The people aren't essential according to corporate, that's why many of us are under paid while they (grocery store example) made record profits during the pandemic- that's why so many leave some of these jobs (can't afford food or home, especially with families) Where I work, a manager got punched in the gut, and when he defended himself, he got written up- We can't even defend ourselves. I'm not specifically referring to myself, essential worker applies to everyone who you need in society- there's a full production line- and those who do the hardest work, are getting undervalued and aren't paid enough to live. If you no longer had people supplying your food, or those who were medical professionals, you would no longer enjoy the quality of your life the way it is now.

  • @chriskrider4844
    @chriskrider4844 4 місяці тому +5

    I want this played at my funeral.

    • @Say_cheeese
      @Say_cheeese 3 місяці тому +1

      I was thinking just the same😂

  • @morganhinton5519
    @morganhinton5519 9 місяців тому +7

    I come back to this video when I run out of f***s!

  • @ratatgp3926
    @ratatgp3926 Рік тому +2199

    Played this on my last day at the office. While my colleagues were laughing theyre asses, my boss was seriously listening and came to me and asked me if the office really was that bad? I said, yes and no. Last i heard they made some changes in how they handle the employees. All positive.

    • @yawgmoth6568
      @yawgmoth6568 Рік тому +188

      Good boss

    • @Knight-Of-YAH-WEH
      @Knight-Of-YAH-WEH Рік тому +33

      Praying for ya!

    • @jdubya7139
      @jdubya7139 Рік тому +18

      @@yawgmoth6568 Not quite good enough. @rata TGP still left the company.

    • @RAF-cc1ng
      @RAF-cc1ng Рік тому +130

      @@Knight-Of-YAH-WEH No, the fact he actually cares and asked what is wrong and actually made changes proves he is a good boss.

    • @Knight-Of-YAH-WEH
      @Knight-Of-YAH-WEH Рік тому +33

      @@RAF-cc1ng I agree. He listened and therefore it helped future employee's. However I still pray for @rata TGP as well as you and all others. JESUS is King!

  • @5thhorsemen578
    @5thhorsemen578 3 роки тому +1638

    I've watched this more than I'm willing to admit

  • @kioshekat7931
    @kioshekat7931 8 місяців тому +6

    I've come back to this song many years later because I had about 150 tiny ducks and I was giving them to coworkers and didn't have anymore on hand (more at home tho) so I'd love to have these lyrics memorized for when I actually run out of little ducks

    • @malcdellow
      @malcdellow 9 днів тому

      The spell check on my phone replaces fuck with duck and ducking. I just let it.

  • @Crallux
    @Crallux 9 місяців тому +2

    That, ladies and gentlemen, is the song of a free man!

  • @LunaSangre
    @LunaSangre Рік тому +1654

    This guy deserves a Grammy for this.

  • @thevoid5503
    @thevoid5503 Рік тому +2988

    This needs to be played at my funeral - or I'm not going!

  • @rosebishop6065
    @rosebishop6065 6 місяців тому +3

    Thank you so much to the person who wrote this song! It recently got me through a very tough ordeal, and I would play it just for a good laugh and smile.

  • @jeffreybirman7281
    @jeffreybirman7281 5 місяців тому +1

    Still one of the most beautiful songs of all time! What a classic!

  • @TheRedneckGamer1979
    @TheRedneckGamer1979 3 роки тому +1483

    Buddy, this song is the mood for the last two years, possibly the theme song of an entire generation right here

  • @holycow818181
    @holycow818181 Рік тому +3173

    When you're happy, you enjoy the music.
    When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

    • @PSkyukido
      @PSkyukido Рік тому +125

      ...and when I do both simultaneously?

    • @lonestoner8297
      @lonestoner8297 Рік тому +101

      You've reached inner peace... For now

    • @mrs.hatfield1451
      @mrs.hatfield1451 Рік тому +57

      ​@@PSkyukido We're just stoned

    • @shadowalker4955
      @shadowalker4955 11 місяців тому +7

      and somtimes this song makes you happy.

    • @geordineilson5476
      @geordineilson5476 11 місяців тому +21

      And when you're angry and frustrated you sing along and vent

  • @LincolnHawk-bk5yr
    @LincolnHawk-bk5yr 5 місяців тому +1

    This song never gets old.

  • @JagaimoNoTensai
    @JagaimoNoTensai 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you Thomas and everyone for this beauty. I frequently come back to it, it’s just so appropriate at times. Best wishes in whatever you do, do it well 🙂

  • @Zrs-2
    @Zrs-2 4 роки тому +918

    *This guy’s beard is amazing*

    • @nikolaiorr8383
      @nikolaiorr8383 4 роки тому +11

      Yup

    • @jasoncg2956
      @jasoncg2956 4 роки тому +16

      I want to fucking eat it to gain his powers

    • @bobinbobinsonbobbob3544
      @bobinbobinsonbobbob3544 4 роки тому +8

      @@jasoncg2956 XD ok you do you

    • @Marnee4191
      @Marnee4191 4 роки тому +4

      Oh my gosh, I love that you said that. My 30yo son has the most manly of manly beards, like this without the little twirl. It's an amazing creation. But having grown up with no guy having facial hair (except the 70s porn mustache), and then guys having very groomed little goatee-type beards (which I love), I worried a bit on the impression my son was making. I am not shallow. He was allowed to do his hair how he wanted (buzz cut for years, then he wore it long for a while). I just worried about his impression since he owns his own business. HE jokes to ME that he looks "like a homeless guy". But after I saw your comment, I poked around the internet a bit and see the full beard is a thing. I need to get out more....

    • @brittneyfoster4819
      @brittneyfoster4819 4 роки тому +1

      Zrs2 same with his hair. I’m a barber and was very distracted staring at it all. Lol

  • @chuckles500
    @chuckles500 4 роки тому +797

    I almost want to learn to play the banjo and play this at work(unfortunately passengers may take it the wrong way, hearing their pilot sing this 😂)

    • @sallyhawkridge3013
      @sallyhawkridge3013 4 роки тому +26

      It's a banjolele, the baby Yoda of banjos, the adorable love child of a banjo and a ukulele.

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus 4 роки тому +11

      I'd be concerned he wouldn't give a fuck, I mean, last time someone didn't give a fuck while driving welp... drunk driving...
      Yeah, not good

    • @hollowedshadow2822
      @hollowedshadow2822 4 роки тому +4

      Do it

    • @gabrieleruth1220
      @gabrieleruth1220 4 роки тому +1

      Mark maybe after the lockdown they will applause

    • @richardhoffman5769
      @richardhoffman5769 4 роки тому +9

      “We’re experiencing engine problems but to put you at ease here’s a little ditty I sing when I’m stressed” 😂😂😂😂 it’s how you get into the Hall of Fame

  • @daryllabraham3106
    @daryllabraham3106 7 місяців тому

    This will live on for eternity.

  • @bozhijak
    @bozhijak 2 місяці тому +2

    Absolutely WONDERFUL!!! Putting this on a ringtone.

  • @haziqiman3895
    @haziqiman3895 2 роки тому +545

    When an superbly depressed person suddenly wake up being extremely optimistic

    • @kashiifoo
      @kashiifoo 2 роки тому +3

      You mean me

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 2 роки тому +4

      69 likes
      You have reached the peak of mankind

    • @sushicat2404
      @sushicat2404 2 роки тому +5

      I feel called out

    • @x43902467
      @x43902467 2 роки тому

      It's like a Meth addict was able to sing beautifully.

  • @Scourgething
    @Scourgething 4 роки тому +1911

    This would sound perfect played through an 1800's grammophone.

    • @matthewe919
      @matthewe919 4 роки тому +50

      Scourgething Someone press it onto a record please

    • @zym6687
      @zym6687 4 роки тому +10

      @@matthewe919 Wax cylinder

    • @MBM1117727
      @MBM1117727 4 роки тому +10

      @@zym6687 They were still called records.

    • @mitchellenderson7194
      @mitchellenderson7194 4 роки тому +5

      Someone travel back in time and do this.

    • @familiecole
      @familiecole 4 роки тому +1

      @@mitchellenderson7194 The Past is also the Future

  • @emilykuoppala4644
    @emilykuoppala4644 Рік тому +3

    I was searching for ukulele songs to learn for my kindy class and stumbled across this. While tempting it may not be appropriate. Definately made my night though! ❤❤❤

  • @Kiefsti
    @Kiefsti 5 місяців тому +3

    This song is my entire 2022-2023.

  • @sluggoandrews9977
    @sluggoandrews9977 4 роки тому +321

    The fact that a proper English gent, is singing this in a suit shop, just adds to the brilliance. It would lose it greatness, if it was done in a ran down old pub. AWESOME VIDEO

  • @squidwardshouse5431
    @squidwardshouse5431 3 роки тому +858

    Maybe if I play this loud enough my boss will understand.

  • @Lasjrw
    @Lasjrw 4 місяці тому +2

    Only true genius can appreciate this

  • @mhartleroad
    @mhartleroad 5 років тому +2378

    A bearded vintage suit wearing hipster playing a banjo ukulele song about a meme in a haberdashery. Feels right.

    • @DrawTheJoker
      @DrawTheJoker 5 років тому +31

      Perfectly right, even.

    • @Kagebushin01
      @Kagebushin01 5 років тому +24

      This is how the world ends XD

    • @jarred3286
      @jarred3286 5 років тому +9

      Spot on ;)

    • @PendulNix
      @PendulNix 5 років тому +10

      Couldn't have gotten it more right myself, ol' chap! Bravo! Bravo!

    • @CrypticRite
      @CrypticRite 5 років тому +5

      I can't even.. This is to much

  • @anerdnamedryan
    @anerdnamedryan Рік тому +583

    "I've planned many projects, but my fucks won't be involved"
    I feel that on a deeply personal level 😂

  • @aoofmg6684
    @aoofmg6684 5 місяців тому

    This man is a prophetic poet.
    This is now my personal anthem

  • @purpleness64
    @purpleness64 8 місяців тому

    I feel this in my soul

  • @scottjohnston1411
    @scottjohnston1411 5 років тому +1347

    My mother was just telling me about how fed up she's been with her colleagues and that she just gave her notice of retirement. Mere minutes later I stumbled into this little gem. She now claims it as her "anthem". xD

    • @emilsulcs3170
      @emilsulcs3170 4 роки тому +8

      "no one gives a fuck" xD JK

    • @beccastell6439
      @beccastell6439 4 роки тому +10

      Go Mum!

    • @ajiththomas2465
      @ajiththomas2465 4 роки тому

      1000th like!

    • @anjylfraley8910
      @anjylfraley8910 4 роки тому

      Same with my mom but she isn't retiring

    • @delord1619
      @delord1619 4 роки тому +1

      I've just retired, and all the the while I was clearing out my space this tune was rattling around in my head...

  • @johnathanmcewen7544
    @johnathanmcewen7544 2 роки тому +1303

    I found this video during the most stressful period of my life to date. After laughing until I cried, the world actually seems better. Thank you!

    • @thomidog9047
      @thomidog9047 2 роки тому +6

      We're in a stoush with a state Department of Education. It's just perfect :-)

    • @bign1667
      @bign1667 2 роки тому +5

      You'll love this song as well "soon you'll be dead"
      ua-cam.com/video/d0G8PEYYHTY/v-deo.html

    • @northernbelle7020
      @northernbelle7020 2 роки тому +4

      This song spoke to me in the depths of my soul. I laughed myself silly too!

    • @WillieDWashington
      @WillieDWashington 2 роки тому +5

      This is real talk right here!
      I'm glad you're feeling better, my friend.

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 2 роки тому +3

      The most stressful time of your life so far

  • @andymicka9065
    @andymicka9065 2 місяці тому

    This is just as joyful to listen to as it was 5 years ago. A big thank you to the UA-cam algorithm for deciding I needed this in my life today

  • @justanothermortal1373
    @justanothermortal1373 11 місяців тому +5

    This song speaks to me on such a personal level.

  • @MattTheUmbreon
    @MattTheUmbreon 3 роки тому +579

    The theme for 2020.