Robin MX I beg to differ. Here in Mereen, we do not laugh at having lost two appendages. We laugh as our WHOLE HAND IS TAKEN AS VICTORY IN THE FIGHTING PITS BECOMES OURS!!! lol
OptimusProwlGirl In Mereen you worship worthless ''rulers'' who are naive, drama queens and bitches and who quite frankly deserves to have their heads put on spikes. Just sayin :)
Robin MX I have to give you that. (bows) I go for the fighting pits. And the dragons...and Tyrion. Nothing else! And, okay, maybe the dragons are cool. LOL LOL LOL
My husband tried the “left-handed hammer” one on me the first year we were married. I had nothing to say about that, so I just stared at him, and my mother cracked up.
Tyrion: I once brought a jackass and a honey comb into a brothel... Lysa: Silence! Robin: What happened next? Me: Yeah, I'd like to know as well. His stories are more interesting than half the twats here in this scene.
Madame: Why are you here with all these things? Tyrion: To drown my sorrows. My lover received three wishes from a genie. The first is that she asked for a home fit for a queen, the genie gave her this honeycomb. Madame: Good heavens. Tyrion: The second wish was that she'd have the greatest ass in all seven kingdoms, so he gave her this damned donkey. Madame: And the third? Tyrion: She asked that my cock hang well past my knees. Madame: Well that one's not so bad, is it? Tyrion: Not so bad? I used to be six foot three! At least I think that's how the joke goes. Heard it with differences like "in the whole world" where I put seven kingdoms and shit.
This is probably not in seasons 1-2 but the funniest moment so far was: Joffrey Baratheon: Hound, tell the Hand that his King has asked him a question. Sandor Clegane: The King has asked you a question. Tyrion Lannister: Sir Lancel, tell the Hound to tell the King that the Hand is extremely busy. Lancel Lannister: The Hand of the King would like me to tell you to tell the King that... Joffrey Baratheon: If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought. Tyrion Lannister: That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
"I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate... at least I hope she did." Considering the queens "appetites", that statement would be closer to the truth than liked.
I give HBO credit for their amazing ability to find the actors/actresses who seem to have been BORN to represent their counter-parts in Westeros. The whole Lannister family is represented by actors / actresses who couldn't have been more perfect. Well done HBO. I salute you.
@@artemesaulkov2010 Eh, Royal/Ruling Families usually aren't exceedingly attractive people. (True bloods. People who MARRY INTO the family can be exceedingly attractive.)
Bronn: "The little king is backed up. Clogged from balls to brains." Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?" Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt." *** Varys: "They say Stannis burns his enemies alive to honour the Lord of Light." Tyrion: "Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where are the gods of tits and wine?" *** Tyrion: "What did you do to them?!" Podrick: "Lots of things..." Tyrion: "...And they seemed to like these things?" Podrick: "Yes, m'lord." Bronn: "Of course they seemed to like it. They're paid to seem to like it." Tyrion: "Only they weren't paid." Bronn: "What are you saying? These ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him the time for free?" Tyrion: "Is that what your telling us?" Podrick: Tyrion: "Sit down, Podrick. We're going to need details. COPIOUS details." *** Tywin: "You seem rather drunk." Tyrion: "Rather less than I plan to be. Isn't it a man's duty to be drunk at his own wedding?" Tywin: "This isn't about your wedding. Renly Baratheon had a wedding. A wife needs a child; a Lannister child, as soon as possible." Tyrion: "...And?" Tywin: "If you're going to give her one, you need to perform." Tyrion: "What did you once call me? A drunken little lust filled beast." Tywin: "More than once." Tyrion: "There you have it! Nothing to worry about. Drinking... and lust... no man can match me in these things. ...I am the god of tits and wine! ...I shall...build a shrine to myself..."
Really? The one who was going to kill a fourteen year old girl, and her unborn son, because he took THEIR throne. The one who didn't punish the mountain for killing Elia, her children, and eventually oberyn.
Someone has to make a series of t shirts. One says "I stuffed my uncles boots with goat shit". "I milked my eel. I flogged the one eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald manx cry"
Delivered perfectly with such depth, emotion and gravity: "When I was twelve, I MILKED MY EEL into a pot of turtle stew... I flogged the one-eyed snake; I skinned my sausage; I MADE THE BALD MAN CRY (*chain noises*) into the turtle stew - which I do believe my sister ate; at least I hope she did."
Well, he realized just how big of a mistake he just made by drawing steel on the King, and realized he'd better shape up right quick or lose even more body parts in rapid succession!
David Manhart Tyrion's 'confession' was incredible, but it's the child which makes that whole scene come together. " I once took a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..." "Silence." "What happenede next?"
And here is one of the reasons why Game of Thrones is such a great show. While it is a straight up drama (probably one of the most emotionally heavy ones of all time) it is not afraid to sprinkle in, funny, lighthearted, and even at times sentimental moments. Thus making those moments all the better considering the other things that happen in this show. It is kind of like how one of the best episodes of Futurama (a straight up comedy) is Jurassic Bark (considered the series's biggest tearjerker).
Robert saying “Fat, is it?” always makes me crack up. He sounds like he’s squaring up for a real showdown over this word that describes him to a tee and he knows it
im still watching the show regardless but yea i did want to see Robb on the iron throne as well so now the only two house i like is house Stark and house Targaryen and at least one guy out of house Lannister just cause hes funny as hell Tyrion Lanistor
Robb never wanted the Iron Throne though. He was King in the North. "Why should they rule over me and mine from some flowery seat in the south?!" - Greatjon Umber.
Ephjos Hempstein robb wanted revenge on the lannisters that is why he went south but if he killed the lannisters who else would take the throne stannis had already named stark his enemy and renly was dead so then house stark would rule the realm
The one when Renly and Stannis meet to negotiate and The Red Woman says "He is born admist salt and smoke" and Renly replies "Salt and smoke ? What is he a ham ?" I died at that line xD
Joffrey: You cant speak to me like that, I'm a king!!! Tyrion: (slaps Joffrey) And now I just slapped a king, did my hand fall off, did the world end :'DDDDD lmfao
You know how in Age of Ultron at the very end, you know Captain America is gonna say "Avengers, assemble" but it cuts to the credit right before he says it? That should also be how the show ends, except with Tyrion's jackass and honeycomb joke. Jon finally defeats the white walkers, Dany unites the kingdoms, there's finally peace in the world, and at the celebration Tyrion gets up to give a speech. At the end of the speech he tells the joke. "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..." *roll credits*
What about the scene when Tyrion emerges from his crate and says to Varys, “Do you know what it’s like to stuff your own shit through one of those air holes?” Which Lord Varys replies: “No, I only know what it’s like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard.” 😂
@@huntersimpson2493 we'd have Ned, Robert, Jamie with a right hand, tywin, Tyrion, ser berristan, Jon, Robb, assassin Arya, Bronn, and a bunch of others vs the Walkers. An all-star team of all-star teams
The two lanister soilder you show on the end also has quite a funny dialog prior to the one you showed. Talking about Loras: 'How good can he be? He's been stabbing Renly for years, and he ain't dead!'
It didn't show greatjon like the books fighting 5 men and biting someone's ear off, poor form! The dothraki would consider it a good wedding though I suppose. In reality though yes, the OP under the guise of Mr wayne is mildly trolling you all or a bit insane.
02:38 "When I was twelve, I milked my 'eel' into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one eye snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the 'bald man' cry into the turtle stew which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did!"
I love when in (I think) season 7 Tyrion tells Jon Snow about how he got to become hand of the queen and said “it’s a long story, I was drunk half through it honestly” HAHAHAH I love him
The breastplate stretcher joke really got me cuz on job sites the helpers and apprentices get shit like that all the time LMAO “go get the wire stretcher” “go find me a left handed hammer”😂😂
Had a lot of that happen to me when I was an apprentice! The electricians put some blank covers on junction boxes in a long hallway ceiling after we'd spray-painted it (lots of conduit and ducts), and I had to paint them. They told me there were six of them. I found five right off...of course that's all there were, but they insisted there were six, watching and grinning the whole time I looked for the non-existent one. And many other incidents as well! 😂
Enrique Salgado im one of the not many who get it, as Arch-Mage after the death of the previous Arch-Mage Savos Aren dies and you take his amulet to Labarynthian (cant remember how to spell it) and kill the Dragon Priest [Morokai i think it was called] you become Arch-Mage as named by them mysterious wizard/monks and when you talk to J-zargo after that he alwayss talks about how he thought he would be Arch-Mage, all this is from Skyrim, Hail Dragonborn!
The funniest moment was : Cersei : Do you know why varyus is a dangerous man? Tyrion : Well , because he has many spies and he knows everything. Cersei : Because he doesn't have cock !
If they had ended this show at Season 5 it would have been remembered as one of the best shows in living memory. Looking back now, I can't believe they cancelled Rome for this.
Well, Jon for the time being is not (and I'm speaking on TV, not books, so please no spoilers) And its not funny. Out of those six, five are/were some of my favorite characters and all of them lived in Winterfell.
Idk how the tyrion and joffrey scenes aren't in here, they were priceless and made me happy seeing the gay king being put in his place. I loved those scenes.
"You think that's funny??"
"NO??"
"You don't like the hands joke??"
honestly had me crackin up for ages
Timestamp pls
0:51
@@HUDSON7 you need to pay more attention if you didn't catch that funny scene.
@@z.a.y.n-5053 cba mate
Didn't he play Fred Flintstone?
"Born amid salt and smoke. Is he a ham?"
RIP Renly
That was a good roast
@@faisalkamal4319 literally
Expensive joke tho
The red queen could talk some real bollocks
I like Tyrion introducing Bronn to his father. "And this is Bronn, son of-"
"You wouldn't know him."
I wonder what happened to Shagga, son of Dolf 🤣🤣
@@isiaharellano3789 Didn't Tywin ship them all back to the Vale?
@@margaretgarside5617 Yes, after paying them handsomely
"born amidst smoke and salt? is he a ham?" haha
Maybe he is, and he dies
In the slaughterhouse
easily the funniest one in the video
ben kenobi I wonder if the Lannisters would have said the same thing if they did parley with Stannis and his armies.
Now I'm hungry lmaoo
Looking at the season 1 clips, it's incredible how young everybody was
Victor M Yeah. They looked quite different in the 1st season. Later seasons had them changing appearances and personalities.
Yup. Eight or so years will do that to a person.
And alive...
Not really, it's just how time works. Been happening for a long time
Before they started applying beard makeup to Jon and Bran's nose got huge lol
Robert was a funny guy. Instead of giving him The Drunken King nickname they should've called him The Troll King .
That name is taken. ;D
By Roose Bolton :D
Tdas Blinda One prank against Jaime Lannister doesn't get you the nickname though ,but it was an epic one nevertheless
Gherbi Hicham When did he prank Jaime?
Do you mean a prank on lancel??
"Your meat is bloody tough". Everyone laughs. Robb is being gorgeous as fuck. AND BRAN WAS LIKE, "DAFUQ IS HAPPENING??"
CJ Tamayo So was I. Only a nut laughs at having two less fingers
OptimusProwlGirl That's why you'd be a southerner in Westeros.
Robin MX I beg to differ. Here in Mereen, we do not laugh at having lost two appendages. We laugh as our WHOLE HAND IS TAKEN AS VICTORY IN THE FIGHTING PITS BECOMES OURS!!! lol
OptimusProwlGirl In Mereen you worship worthless ''rulers'' who are naive, drama queens and bitches and who quite frankly deserves to have their heads put on spikes. Just sayin :)
Robin MX I have to give you that. (bows) I go for the fighting pits. And the dragons...and Tyrion. Nothing else! And, okay, maybe the dragons are cool. LOL LOL LOL
When Tyrion confesses his "crimes" we were all laughing, but when Robyn asks "what happened next?" We all burst out laughing into stitches.
SAME!
Because we ALL want to know what happened next, lol!!
I think some in that room were laughing, or close to laughing. Props to the boy for asking the question we were thinking.
It’s been 8 years since you commented and I bet you’d still laugh🔥
@@metallol5337 yep
“Go find the breastplate stretcher!”
Feels EXACTLY like dads telling their kids to go buy blinker fluids or dash gas lol
Buddy of mine used to be a chef. He'd always haze the newbies making them go find the left handed smoke shifter.
I think that’s a traditional Westeros hazing ritual for squires.
It wasn't the breast plate that needed stretched. 😆
A Long Stand, a Glass Hammer, a Left-Handed Screwdriver, a Can of Elbow Grease, Tartan Paint... all classics!
My husband tried the “left-handed hammer” one on me the first year we were married. I had nothing to say about that, so I just stared at him, and my mother cracked up.
Tyrion: I once brought a jackass and a honey comb into a brothel...
Lysa: Silence!
Robin: What happened next?
Me: Yeah, I'd like to know as well. His stories are more interesting than half the twats here in this scene.
hahahahhahaaaaaaa
best confession ever!
Kwah Wulf Second best. His confession during the trial in the Red Keep was the best one.
***** I'm like why did you silence him at the good part?!
Madame: Why are you here with all these things?
Tyrion: To drown my sorrows. My lover received three wishes from a genie. The first is that she asked for a home fit for a queen, the genie gave her this honeycomb.
Madame: Good heavens.
Tyrion: The second wish was that she'd have the greatest ass in all seven kingdoms, so he gave her this damned donkey.
Madame: And the third?
Tyrion: She asked that my cock hang well past my knees.
Madame: Well that one's not so bad, is it?
Tyrion: Not so bad? I used to be six foot three!
At least I think that's how the joke goes. Heard it with differences like "in the whole world" where I put seven kingdoms and shit.
"What happened next?"
Still laughing my ass off at that one.
same here hahaha
Well tbf the way Tyrion is telling the story, you would want to know too, even if it it's a joke 😂😂😂
"Born amid salt and smoke? Is he a ham?" LOL
Renly was my favorite character shame what happened
***** And the way he dressed oh guuuuuuuuurl!!!!
"What happened next?" Robyn is all of us when Tyrion started telling that joke for the 3rd time in the finale 😂
Oh, it's good.
Naw FOR REAL I wanna know the story
This is probably not in seasons 1-2 but the funniest moment so far was:
Joffrey Baratheon: Hound, tell the Hand that his King has asked him a question.
Sandor Clegane: The King has asked you a question.
Tyrion Lannister: Sir Lancel, tell the Hound to tell the King that the Hand is extremely busy.
Lancel Lannister: The Hand of the King would like me to tell you to tell the King that...
Joffrey Baratheon: If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought.
Tyrion Lannister: That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Cersei: It's all fall onto me.
Tyrion: So has Jaime, according to Stannis Baratheon.
I also laughed at the part when Daenerys screamed: WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!? I laughed very hard at that xD
Fernanda Azaria what does the last sentence about the ring mean? I dont understand English is not my best
HAHAHHAH
Navapol Polsamuk he meant, quater man sounds good but its actually not ,obviously meaning worse than half man which he is
"No Gold! Fuck Off!!" Remains the funniest moment in this whole series.
I disagree. "Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?" Gets my vote at 7:21
You have no sense of humour if you think the "No Gold! Fuck off!!" is the funniest moment in the series
***** Not so much the line, more so the delivery.
Nope. for me it's "Your too fat for your armor".
At 6:50 when everyone starts laughing, Bran's probably thinking to him self "The fuck is wrong with these people?"
A lot of us were right there with him…
The breastplate stretcher part wast just perfect. I laughed so hard at Robert torturing his squire xD
i didn't get the breastplate stretcher bit. can someone please explain?
myriad d There's no such thing as a breastplate stretcher. Robert was just torturing his squire telling him to go find something that doesn't exist.
oh ok thanx ;)
Reminds me of when I was in the Army and we'd ask a fresh out of boot private to go grab "Chem light fluid" 😂
That young confused boy had a long journey afterwards
"SILENCE!"
"What happened next?!"
We'll tell you when you're older Robbin.
Apparently GOT doesn't care much about that..you see them openly swearing around noble children too.
"I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate... at least I hope she did."
Considering the queens "appetites", that statement would be closer to the truth than liked.
Look at the Stark family *cries* just look at them, all happy and whole :(
Sweetp000433 This is all because of this goddamn war that happened between the Targaryens and Lannisters and Baratheons.
Hunter Simpson if only Aegon hadn’t landed in Westeros, or if Ned hadn’t taken the job or left things alone
Although, the Stark family now rules the seven kingdoms.
@@antonkirilenko3116 True the Starks rule over the North again, yet it still feels bitter and painful. Season 7 and 8 came over us
I give HBO credit for their amazing ability to find the actors/actresses who seem to have been BORN to represent their counter-parts in Westeros. The whole Lannister family is represented by actors / actresses who couldn't have been more perfect. Well done HBO. I salute you.
Cercei could have been prettier
@@artemesaulkov2010 Eh, Royal/Ruling Families usually aren't exceedingly attractive people. (True bloods. People who MARRY INTO the family can be exceedingly attractive.)
@@mycommentpwnz yes but cercei was presented as one of the most attractive people in westeros
@@artemesaulkov2010 Good point ;)
@@mycommentpwnz she is a phenomenal actress no doubt. Her acting is immaculate, just a little miscast on the looks in my opinion
During the Jon Umber scene Bran just looks around like, "You're all insane"
"Born amidst salt and smoke.... Is he a ham?" Hahaha that was great!
Bronn: "The little king is backed up. Clogged from balls to brains."
Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?"
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt."
***
Varys: "They say Stannis burns his enemies alive to honour the Lord of Light."
Tyrion: "Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where are the gods of tits and wine?"
***
Tyrion: "What did you do to them?!"
Podrick: "Lots of things..."
Tyrion: "...And they seemed to like these things?"
Podrick: "Yes, m'lord."
Bronn: "Of course they seemed to like it. They're paid to seem to like it."
Tyrion: "Only they weren't paid."
Bronn: "What are you saying? These ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him the time for free?"
Tyrion: "Is that what your telling us?"
Podrick:
Tyrion: "Sit down, Podrick. We're going to need details. COPIOUS details."
***
Tywin: "You seem rather drunk."
Tyrion: "Rather less than I plan to be. Isn't it a man's duty to be drunk at his own wedding?"
Tywin: "This isn't about your wedding. Renly Baratheon had a wedding. A wife needs a child; a Lannister child, as soon as possible."
Tyrion: "...And?"
Tywin: "If you're going to give her one, you need to perform."
Tyrion: "What did you once call me? A drunken little lust filled beast."
Tywin: "More than once."
Tyrion: "There you have it! Nothing to worry about. Drinking... and lust... no man can match me in these things. ...I am the god of tits and wine! ...I shall...build a shrine to myself..."
"Where are the gods of wine..." and yet later Tyrion says Bachanalia, which is a reference to Bachus, the God of wine.
GOT: Funny moments : 8:35
GOT: Deaths and kills : 1:15:05
ZesPak 10:00:00
Sangmin Oh I don’t get it
@@maxchur I think he meant it's 10 minutes of funny moments in the whole show and the rest is for killing characters
Robert Baratheon, oh how I miss you.
Really? The one who was going to kill a fourteen year old girl, and her unborn son, because he took THEIR throne. The one who didn't punish the mountain for killing Elia, her children, and eventually oberyn.
@@grain2247
Do u know now why he was going to kill her ?
@@notMamdouh yes, she deserved what she got
Bill Cipher shut up pussy
Realy? None of the moments when Tyrion owns Joffrey and slapps him?
" I had 1 wondercandy and you ate it"
"You can eat sand young man"
"Boy, I slap you till Friday.. and its only Wednesday"
"That was a threat! See the difference?" That scene was funny!
@@SR-iy4ggshe did not fight her brother’s battle, you halfwit.
I love seeing Bronn smiling during Tyrions confession.
Someone has to make a series of t shirts. One says "I stuffed my uncles boots with goat shit". "I milked my eel. I flogged the one eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald manx cry"
jorge limon And one about farting after death :p
Of course
Don't forget, "You're too fat for your Armor."
And every word from Bronn.
Delivered perfectly with such depth, emotion and gravity:
"When I was twelve, I MILKED MY EEL into a pot of turtle stew... I flogged the one-eyed snake; I skinned my sausage; I MADE THE BALD MAN CRY (*chain noises*) into the turtle stew - which I do believe my sister ate; at least I hope she did."
Oh no, I'm only now getting what he was referring to..😂
That guy was awfully calm for someone who lost a couple fingers.
Greatjon Umber?
What'd you expect, he's a badass war veteran who sees death and destruction on a day to day basis.
It could’ve been the shock of it too
He'd be awfully dead if he continued where he started
Well, he realized just how big of a mistake he just made by drawing steel on the King, and realized he'd better shape up right quick or lose even more body parts in rapid succession!
The best is Tyrions confession. I wish I had had the nerve to do the things he did when he was young.
David Manhart Tyrion's 'confession' was incredible, but it's the child which makes that whole scene come together.
" I once took a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..."
"Silence."
"What happenede next?"
God, I miss Robert Baratheon!
Destroyer Of Nations At least he’s in Heaven now.
And here is one of the reasons why Game of Thrones is such a great show. While it is a straight up drama (probably one of the most emotionally heavy ones of all time) it is not afraid to sprinkle in, funny, lighthearted, and even at times sentimental moments. Thus making those moments all the better considering the other things that happen in this show. It is kind of like how one of the best episodes of Futurama (a straight up comedy) is Jurassic Bark (considered the series's biggest tearjerker).
The "breast plate stretcher". LOL every time I think of it I crack up.
Grant Stoutenburg Well, you could technically do it with a whole bunch of time, an anvil, and a ball-peen hammer.
Joel Dufour I think that would thin the armor and make it weaker.
the fart jokes tho
Robert saying “Fat, is it?” always makes me crack up. He sounds like he’s squaring up for a real showdown over this word that describes him to a tee and he knows it
“I once brought a jackass and a honey comb into a brothel”
SILENCE!
“I want to know what happens next!”
Me too, young king of the vale, me too.
King? Robin isn't the king. In order to be the king,you must have the best story and who has a better story than bran the broken
@@frasier9499 hmmmm I would list everyone who does but then we would be here until winter comes
Fuck everything, Robb was the only person I wanted to see on the Iron Throne
im still watching the show regardless but yea i did want to see Robb on the iron throne as well so now the only two house i like is house Stark and house Targaryen and at least one guy out of house Lannister just cause hes funny as hell Tyrion Lanistor
Robb never wanted the Iron Throne though. He was King in the North.
"Why should they rule over me and mine from some flowery seat in the south?!" - Greatjon Umber.
Ephjos Hempstein robb wanted revenge on the lannisters that is why he went south but if he killed the lannisters who else would take the throne stannis had already named stark his enemy and renly was dead so then house stark would rule the realm
*****
There's always danaeres to rule the realm, surly she wouldn't mind not having the north
dany cant have kids though. which would start another war.
"What happened next?" LOL
The one when Renly and Stannis meet to negotiate and The Red Woman says "He is born admist salt and smoke" and Renly replies "Salt and smoke ? What is he a ham ?" I died at that line xD
that Renly quote about the ham is possibly one of my favourite lines of all time
Where's the scene where tyrion slaps joffrey?
That's pretty funny
in the first episode and then during the riot
i know its in the first episode..what i meant was it should be in this video coz i loved that part
Prince Bains
Terribly sorry lads but it is in fact in the second episode. About 5 minutes in.
Joffrey: You cant speak to me like that, I'm a king!!!
Tyrion: (slaps Joffrey) And now I just slapped a king, did my hand fall off, did the world end :'DDDDD lmfao
That was not funny at all...that was relaxing for us nd badass for tyrion
Born amidst salt and smoke
Is he a ham?
LOL
haha damn, thats probably the only time Renly is funny 7:27 "Is he a ham?"
Tyrion was just looking for a sweet ass in that brothel.
I love Bran's WTF expression at 6:53
It's crazy how simular season 1 is to the first book.
You know how in Age of Ultron at the very end, you know Captain America is gonna say "Avengers, assemble" but it cuts to the credit right before he says it? That should also be how the show ends, except with Tyrion's jackass and honeycomb joke. Jon finally defeats the white walkers, Dany unites the kingdoms, there's finally peace in the world, and at the celebration Tyrion gets up to give a speech. At the end of the speech he tells the joke. "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..." *roll credits*
That would easily make this the best TV show of all time
John O After all the drama, that would be nice.
This ACTUALLY happened........ Except the ending was infinitely worse than anybody could have imagined :(
@Kyel ! I'm happy for you that you enjoyed it haha :)
@Kyel ! oh wow. So you didn't like the way the plot was heading already at the 2nd season? Interesting!
6:58 I love Bran's face when they are all laughing and bran just like what is wrong with you people.
"Is he a ham?" xD Renly the troll.
I always laugh at Lancel’s wisdom while dealing with King Robert.
“It’s made too small, Your Grace”
Only Ned has the balls to tell Robert he’s too fat
What about the scene when Tyrion emerges from his crate and says to Varys, “Do you know what it’s like to stuff your own shit through one of those air holes?”
Which Lord Varys replies:
“No, I only know what it’s like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard.”
😂
The Greatjon scene made me really sad - Theon's the first one to get up to defend Rob when Jon Umber goes for his sword. :(
Pierre C If only this show we’re more idealistic. But it’s not.
@@huntersimpson2493 we'd have Ned, Robert, Jamie with a right hand, tywin, Tyrion, ser berristan, Jon, Robb, assassin Arya, Bronn, and a bunch of others vs the Walkers. An all-star team of all-star teams
The two lanister soilder you show on the end also has quite a funny dialog prior to the one you showed.
Talking about Loras: 'How good can he be? He's been stabbing Renly for years, and he ain't dead!'
Where was the red wedding? That's the funniest part of the entire show
*****
as it turns out i didn't read the title properly. the red wedding was in season 3 lol
dude what da hell is wrong of you? this wasn't funny unless you're psychopat!
Filip Dobrzyniewicz
da hell is wrong with me? the hell is wrong with you, i laughed my ass off
Bruce Wayne u "laughed your ass off" when u saw slaughtery? dude go to psychiatrist
It didn't show greatjon like the books fighting 5 men and biting someone's ear off, poor form! The dothraki would consider it a good wedding though I suppose.
In reality though yes, the OP under the guise of Mr wayne is mildly trolling you all or a bit insane.
I like the scene where Tyrion tells Mord, "You're a smart man." XD Such an awesome "I'm lying" look on Tyrion's face. XD
Loved that gimmick at the end: A Lannister always pays his debts; for everyone else there's mastercard.
02:38 "When I was twelve, I milked my 'eel' into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one eye snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the 'bald man' cry into the turtle stew which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did!"
I love when in (I think) season 7 Tyrion tells Jon Snow about how he got to become hand of the queen and said “it’s a long story, I was drunk half through it honestly” HAHAHAH I love him
Link from Zelda 0:24
I think you mean Zelda.
Good job bro.
Todd Leach WTF XD
you just ruined Zelda grats
bongokhrusha what link isn't gay?
The breastplate stretcher joke really got me cuz on job sites the helpers and apprentices get shit like that all the time LMAO “go get the wire stretcher” “go find me a left handed hammer”😂😂
Had a lot of that happen to me when I was an apprentice! The electricians put some blank covers on junction boxes in a long hallway ceiling after we'd spray-painted it (lots of conduit and ducts), and I had to paint them. They told me there were six of them. I found five right off...of course that's all there were, but they insisted there were six, watching and grinning the whole time I looked for the non-existent one. And many other incidents as well! 😂
Robert Baratheon..so bloody funny, nothing on Tyrion though, I could watch an hour of him just bowling round Westeros
Tyrion and Bronn are so awesome. Biggest trolls on Westeros.
2:23 I could have sworn I heard someone say "Oh shit" in the background.
It should be MaesterCard.
The way Tyrion says "inTO the turtle stew" LOL
Robert: -Do you think its funny?
A homage to Goodfellas? 😄
Tyrion's Trial.. That never gets old. XD
J'zargo expected to be named archmage... But there's still time.
OMG HAAHAHAHAHA, not many peeps will get this bro, but thanks, made my day
Enrique Salgado
im one of the not many who get it, as Arch-Mage after the death of the previous Arch-Mage Savos Aren dies and you take his amulet to Labarynthian (cant remember how to spell it) and kill the Dragon Priest [Morokai i think it was called] you become Arch-Mage as named by them mysterious wizard/monks and when you talk to J-zargo after that he alwayss talks about how he thought he would be Arch-Mage, all this is from Skyrim, Hail Dragonborn!
This is gold lol
8:29 I like the MasterCard thing at the end :D
That still with Robert holding that cup of wine is so memeworthy😂
"what happened Next" killed me 3:02
1:58 "I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me"
WAS THIS FORESHADOWING FOR S08 E06?!!??!?!?!?!?!!
"i once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel" greatest line ever.
"SILENCE!" "What happened next?"
Oh God, I love this show xD
Yeah, just lost two fingers and laughs about it, I think I would react differently oO
omg tyrion, "which i think my sister ate, well i hope she did" omfg
To be fair, “A dwarf, a jackass, and a honeycomb walk into a brothel” sounds like the opening to a very good joke.
7:57 to this day idk what the GOT editors were thinking lmao. Thats such a commonly used fart noise
When lysa arrin screams silence and her son says what happened next 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The funniest moment was :
Cersei : Do you know why varyus is a dangerous man?
Tyrion : Well , because he has many spies and he knows everything.
Cersei : Because he doesn't have cock !
Lysa "STOP!!!"
Robin "What happened next?"
...LoL
5:50 "how would you like to die tyrion, son of tywin?"
but at least tyrion's honest about it! one of the (many) things i like about him ;)
If they had ended this show at Season 5 it would have been remembered as one of the best shows in living memory. Looking back now, I can't believe they cancelled Rome for this.
Dinklage is the best actor in the world. No one sees a 4'5" man when he starts to talk.
HBO does casting so well, game of thrones, sopranos, the wire
The last one kills me every time!! 😂😂😂😂
Should add the purple wedding buaaaaahaaa
"We fart when we die?"
Can you imagine if everyone who died in this series farted? The battles?
"born amidst Salt and Smoke"
"Is he a ham?"
Dead.
lmao! Tyrion's confession was absolutely hilarious xDDDDD;
Funny how all 5 in the front of 3:26 are dead.
Haha yeah
Nothings matter. Everything thats matter is the war between ice and fire
Well, Jon for the time being is not (and I'm speaking on TV, not books, so please no spoilers) And its not funny.
Out of those six, five are/were some of my favorite characters and all of them lived in Winterfell.
TheRizGuy This comment was meant to be sarcastic. I didn't say that the 5 of them being dead was funny.
"Is he a ham?" Gods I miss Renly
6:13 Theon is the first to get up 😭
Greatjon Umber's laugh is the best, fave scene right there
Why does the beginning intro to TGOT look like a fancy pinball machine?
"Game" of Thrones
Idk how the tyrion and joffrey scenes aren't in here, they were priceless and made me happy seeing the gay king being put in his place. I loved those scenes.
Tyrion the hound and the sell sword always had me rollin😂
"come to take the black pudding" I don't know why I laughed so hard at that
J'zargo from Winterhold college.
Bobby B is the absolute goat
6:13 one of the many subtle quick moments that remind us of what we’ve long forgotten or hardly noticed: theon’s unquestionable loyalty back theb
I died laughing when Mark turns to Lancel and says "oh it's funny is it?"