Norm Macdonald's Joke steals the show at the end of Billy Bob Thorntons Bird Story

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  • @JB-es3ff
    @JB-es3ff Рік тому +404

    You can tell the whole time he’s just waiting to say it 😂😂😂

  • @ExtremeBeatlesArchive
    @ExtremeBeatlesArchive 10 місяців тому +318

    Billy Bob wanted to make sure saying "goddam" was OK. He found out a minute later.

    • @chrisslazak729
      @chrisslazak729 8 місяців тому +10

      Hahahah how does this not have more likes

    • @wigger69
      @wigger69 5 місяців тому +8

      i read this before i heard it and it still didnt prepare me for the punchline >‿

    • @ExtremeBeatlesArchive
      @ExtremeBeatlesArchive 5 місяців тому

      @@wigger69 Lol

    • @jaclynhughes5025
      @jaclynhughes5025 2 місяці тому +1

      Beavis and butthead “uhhhh… is this a goddamn?”

  • @johnshopkins554
    @johnshopkins554 Рік тому +470

    Billy bob...he's for the birds.

  • @jazzman7320
    @jazzman7320 Рік тому +362

    Damn, BB delivered a lot of that a lot like Norm himself.
    That “wait… we can say whatever we want on here, right?
    Yeah, so the bird said ‘god damn, I wish she’d get out of here’” is genius, even if it was accidental genius.

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 10 місяців тому +6

      Didn't seem accidental... what could he have meant?

    • @carloselhakim
      @carloselhakim 10 місяців тому +54

      @@Ynox54321he set it up like he was going to say something terrible or foul at least, only to say “God damn it”, which is terrible if you’re a follower of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ of Nazareth, but otherwise accepted and deemed as stylish in our modern age.

    • @davidusa47
      @davidusa47 10 місяців тому +4

      You don’t have to be a follower of JC to think GD is a pretty offensive expression. You do have to be not-entirely-dismissive of religious people

    • @dick-gs9tb
      @dick-gs9tb 10 місяців тому +28

      @@davidusa47 referring to the guy as "JC" is pretty-goddamn-dismissive of religious people though

    • @bbmtge
      @bbmtge 7 місяців тому

      I hope your comment was intended to be sarcastic, otherwise it's beyond stupid.

  • @takingiteasy17
    @takingiteasy17 8 місяців тому +253

    I can’t believe the bird died. I didn’t even know it was sick!

    • @Pootie_Tang
      @Pootie_Tang 6 місяців тому +14

      The bird preferred to keep its illness to itself and not to draw any cheap sympathy for it

    • @five12man
      @five12man 6 місяців тому +1

      Bird don't want shit, bird's dead

    • @404_profile_not_found
      @404_profile_not_found 6 місяців тому +8

      The more I hear about this bird fella, the less I care for him

    • @Mark-sd7fc
      @Mark-sd7fc 2 місяці тому +1

      Too soon?

    • @jaclynhughes5025
      @jaclynhughes5025 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Mark-sd7fcabsolutely not lol 😂

  • @trevorjalla
    @trevorjalla Рік тому +245

    My parrot was an African-American Grey
    In appearance and demeanor.

  • @edmundironside9435
    @edmundironside9435 9 місяців тому +151

    Billy Bob Thornton: the only person who gets Captain Beefheart and Hank Hill mixed up

    • @itbdaniel
      @itbdaniel 9 місяців тому +10

      I heard it as well

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 8 місяців тому +5

      Bhhhhaaaahaha!
      Brilliant!

    • @TheJimbles
      @TheJimbles 7 місяців тому +2

      A real meeting of the mind.

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 7 місяців тому +5

      He’s not a master impressionist but you could tell what he was trying to get at - I’ll give it to him. “Yes, The Mascara Snake!”

    • @edmundironside9435
      @edmundironside9435 7 місяців тому +1

      @@skoto8219 I think Beefheart had a lot more rasp to his voice

  • @MarkieC1990
    @MarkieC1990 Рік тому +65

    “…..that’s why I’d never have one of those” 😂😂😂😂

  • @blightedgrounds
    @blightedgrounds 5 місяців тому +11

    "And I put on this loop of Captain Beefheart..."
    I can see you are a man of culture

  • @EddieMush
    @EddieMush Рік тому +74

    Explain to the folks who Captain Beefheart was.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 3 місяці тому +2

      That’s what Google and UA-cam are for.

    • @homemadepie91
      @homemadepie91 2 місяці тому +4

      @@CorePathway Explain to the folks at home what Google and UA-cam are.

  • @MyNameJeff..
    @MyNameJeff.. 6 місяців тому +16

    I just want Billy Bob to say “Damnit Bobby.”

  • @NuckBasty
    @NuckBasty Рік тому +49

    Billy sounds like Mike Judges hank hill 😂

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 Рік тому +2

      Billy and Judge are the same people

    • @noncontributingzero
      @noncontributingzero Рік тому +1

      *Sounds.

    • @NuckBasty
      @NuckBasty Рік тому +2

      @@noncontributingzero You’re absolutely right. My ego slightly nooks at me for admitting it but I’m mature enough to face the errors of my ways.

  • @mywhitebicycle869
    @mywhitebicycle869 Рік тому +27

    "The stars are matter / We are matter /But it doesn't matter" - Captain Beefheart

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Рік тому +35

    How impossibly cool is it that the guy played captain Beefheart for his bird? 😂😂😂

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 10 місяців тому

      I don't get it... it's not "impossibly cool", but it's not pretentious either, so why make fun of it? It's just a story about his bird

    • @sgshumblecrumb6046
      @sgshumblecrumb6046 9 місяців тому +4

      I'd have my bird saying "Those little golden birdies, look at them....."

  • @dinospumoni5611
    @dinospumoni5611 Рік тому +64

    Idk Thornton's story was fucking great plus he name-dropped Captain Beefheart, possibly the greatest rock artist of all time

    • @theshutyourmouthguy
      @theshutyourmouthguy Рік тому +1

      Shut your mouth.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Рік тому +8

      Give me a break.

    • @slamfreepoetry1845
      @slamfreepoetry1845 Рік тому +4

      Yes!!!! Captain Beefheart is LEGEND!

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla Рік тому +16

      Greatest? I'm guessing you haven't heard of a fella named justin bieber then

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 8 місяців тому +1

      I like your comment, except that's not what a 'name-drop' is.

  • @oldstockwhitecanadian2492
    @oldstockwhitecanadian2492 Рік тому +45

    Someone with an African Grey should play in loops Norm's standups.... LOL See what happens after 1 year :P

    • @frankharvey88
      @frankharvey88 Рік тому +5

      “My parrot keeps telling me I don’t look a day over zero!”

    • @thestonecanoe3159
      @thestonecanoe3159 Рік тому +1

      The perfect Christmas gift idea African Grey : i feel like there's a yak on my chest

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 9 місяців тому +4

      It would be a lot like reading the comment section on any norm related video

  • @betterthandeadohyea4500
    @betterthandeadohyea4500 5 місяців тому +6

    BB is one of the best actors out there.

  • @pastorofmuppets22
    @pastorofmuppets22 2 місяці тому +4

    A family member of mine had a minah bird. It had a pretty big vocabulary. It could recognize people and adress them by name

  • @sc6611
    @sc6611 8 місяців тому +12

    He cannot steal the show, it's HIS show.

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 8 місяців тому

      Precisely.

    • @davidjorgensen877
      @davidjorgensen877 7 місяців тому +2

      Yes, but how did he get that show? Can you PROVE he didn't steal it? Do you have documents from the University of Show Having?

  • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
    @ZeroESG.goopootoob 8 місяців тому +20

    The Billy Bob episode might be my favorite. I wish the whole show was still on UA-cam.

    • @whistleoutoftune4417
      @whistleoutoftune4417 8 місяців тому +4

      you might wanna check the internet archive

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 8 місяців тому +1

      @@whistleoutoftune4417 Yeah, it's on the www somewheres. However, I specifically said, "PooTube."

  • @sargeantsaxophone9396
    @sargeantsaxophone9396 Рік тому +5

    "TrOpIcAL hOTdoG nIgHt!"

  • @anitamccall4051
    @anitamccall4051 2 місяці тому +2

    His dimples ❤

  • @rondesantis7017
    @rondesantis7017 4 місяці тому +2

    The Bird Man of Alcatraz

  • @JustWasted3HoursHere
    @JustWasted3HoursHere 15 годин тому

    Good thing we get to hear Norm's "joke"...in the last ten seconds of the video...

  • @GenomulUman
    @GenomulUman 7 місяців тому +20

    Is it just me, or Billy Bob is telling a joke just the way Norm would? I mean... it's like he's playing Norm character.

    • @roymunson1
      @roymunson1 2 місяці тому +3

      He seemed to be like that from the get go, they definitely got on well. Most of these types of shows you can feel the awkwardness, or over self-awareness from the guests but this relaxed into a very good conversation straight away.

    • @jaclynhughes5025
      @jaclynhughes5025 2 місяці тому

      How ‘bout that.

  • @paulletchworth2036
    @paulletchworth2036 Місяць тому +1

    Billy bob is the man , a kool
    Guy 👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @johnericsson749
    @johnericsson749 11 місяців тому +3

    Underrated episode

  • @batswbennett
    @batswbennett Рік тому +7

    Eget has no idea who Captain Beefheart was.

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 9 місяців тому

      Never thought I would do this one, but - explain to to the folks… etc.

    • @dick-gs9tb
      @dick-gs9tb 6 місяців тому +2

      Of course he has, he's an early 2010s hipster.

    • @yeety853
      @yeety853 6 місяців тому

      He thought it must be one of those sailors he met under the queensboro bridge..

    • @pedrojiminez3404
      @pedrojiminez3404 3 місяці тому +1

      Def does know. Actually that'd be right in Adam's wheelhouse.
      But still in the spirit of never giving Adam a compliment because that's part of the inside joke, you're right. Egret just nodded along like a dbag.

  • @pauldonohoe3646
    @pauldonohoe3646 20 днів тому

    Almost fell asleep when BBT was talking 🥱

  • @kennybluet5527
    @kennybluet5527 Місяць тому

    You just gotta know that any video that has the words " a loop of Captain Beefheart " in it , is gonna be good.

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 8 місяців тому

    I like the way he talks. He likes the way I talk.

  • @dinospumoni5611
    @dinospumoni5611 Рік тому +8

    That bird was fast and bulbous. Got me?

    • @Earlydoors272
      @Earlydoors272 8 місяців тому

      What's that from? I just saw Guided By Voices live in Robert Pollard was wearing a shirt that said fast and bulbous

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Earlydoors272 Lyrics from the album Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart.

  • @ginghamt.c.5973
    @ginghamt.c.5973 16 днів тому

    “Supposed to play her The Byrds CD…” comes home to “Eight Miles High”!

  • @luciferdzhugashvili
    @luciferdzhugashvili 8 днів тому

    Before my husband Billy Bob Thornton comes back

  • @fehtred9884
    @fehtred9884 Рік тому +1

    a great bird

  • @ArlenGunClub
    @ArlenGunClub Рік тому +8

    If you think African Greys talk a lot you should hear an African Black. Can't shut 'em up!

    • @dick-gs9tb
      @dick-gs9tb 10 місяців тому +1

      lmfao criminally underrated comment

  • @EricJae.
    @EricJae. 8 місяців тому

    He asked what he can say I thought the bird was gonna drop some nasty one liners

  • @jimbodavis1944
    @jimbodavis1944 2 місяці тому +1

    Norm’s delivery is almost unfair. Everything he says hits.

  • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
    @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 4 місяці тому +1

    It's so sad the bird died. It reminds me of that great tragedy

  • @DizzyDez613
    @DizzyDez613 Рік тому

    Lmfao. Ah, God bless your soul, Normie. Rip

  • @studebakerhoch
    @studebakerhoch 2 місяці тому

    I never knew that Billy Bob Thornton liked Captain Beefheart...... however I'm not surprised.....

  • @xtop23
    @xtop23 Місяць тому

    Hah Capt Beefheart….. tell me you’re kinda crazy without saying it.

  • @shrodingerscat4191
    @shrodingerscat4191 5 місяців тому

    Awe, Norm

  • @christophermoon64
    @christophermoon64 3 місяці тому

    I've been listening to nothing but Captain Beefheart lately, that totally caught me off guard

  • @jamesingram3752
    @jamesingram3752 Рік тому +2

    Love both these guys!

  • @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus
    @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus Рік тому +4

    I hope it wasnt trout mask replica! Lol

  • @thecheese4255
    @thecheese4255 6 місяців тому +1

    Interviews with ol’ Billy Bob can either be pretty tame… or off the hook cringe
    He must flip a coin
    Ppl who’ve worked with him generally assert “Never again”
    Good to see him relaxed here and having a laugh with Norm

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 6 місяців тому +2

      He's definitely an odd ball. Has been lurking around since the early 90's and is an old grumpy southern redneck that's still sort of cool and gets the ladies. Definitely an interesting character (he certainly thinks he is) and has made some good movies but yeah, I imagine he's quite hard to work with.

  • @fikonfraktare
    @fikonfraktare Рік тому +1

    I was watching Billy Bob's Bad Santa movie and there's a joke/like in it I've heard Norm making a version of on his show (I think). Can't remember what it was though.

    • @Shadovox
      @Shadovox 6 місяців тому +3

      What a story, Mark.

    • @fikonfraktare
      @fikonfraktare 6 місяців тому

      @@Shadovox thanks for reminding me. It's in the end when Marcus the midget confronts Santa and says
      - store dick (security guy) is dead, store dick don't run shit.
      - I didn't even know he was sick.

  • @harbosonius
    @harbosonius 2 місяці тому

    One time when I lived in Austin,Tx Billy Bob was on a local radio morning show promoting his musical project ( which was definitely nothing to write home about) and the main dj on the crew was gently riffing about the whole actors thinking they're musicians thing and how they sometimes bank on their name to sell records and don't take their music very seriously( not really directing it toward anyone in particular)and suddenly Billy Bob( obviously offended now because someone touched a nerve) fires back " Would you say that to Tom Petty?"
    The massive ego it took to say that, especially considering how stunningly mediocre his band was, it sucked every drop of vibe and oxygen right out of the room instantly..Lol. They clipped that bit of him saying that and it was a running joke for another decade, whenever they came across someone else being pompous and flippant they'd play that sound byte.😂

  • @DngrDan
    @DngrDan 6 місяців тому

    Why would Norm even think of that wtf 😂

  • @testy462
    @testy462 Місяць тому

    ROFL "That's why I would never get one of those". That's why Norm?

  • @sanjaivkovic9126
    @sanjaivkovic9126 6 місяців тому

    Lovet⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @europa_bambaataa
    @europa_bambaataa 6 місяців тому

    Ufh I've seen Norm do the parrot joke in like three different venues now

  • @johnwinger2240
    @johnwinger2240 2 місяці тому

    A Mina bird is yesterdays Alexa

  • @Mr_Rmdir
    @Mr_Rmdir 12 днів тому

    that's why i would never get one of those 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 i'm dead :>

  • @redlaw8760
    @redlaw8760 Рік тому

    😂😂😂

  • @rocketpigrecords3719
    @rocketpigrecords3719 2 місяці тому

    Squawk
    Big eyed beans from Venus

  • @nivkejk7303
    @nivkejk7303 Рік тому +4

    I can't believe he said goddamn on the podcast... that kinda talk needs to stay under the bridge mr billybob

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Рік тому +4

    That was an old Jonathan Katz joke.

  • @BornAwsumb
    @BornAwsumb 5 місяців тому +1

    That's why I would never get one

  • @codyargue7024
    @codyargue7024 9 місяців тому +4

    That was an old Jonathan Katz joke

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 5 місяців тому +1

      At least he didn't screw it up. He got the wording near verbatim.

  • @MP-tf7cc
    @MP-tf7cc 6 місяців тому

    😂

  • @nrvdez7114
    @nrvdez7114 Рік тому +3

    love the way billy bob thornton looks after he says "captain beefheart" like he hopes he's cool

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 10 місяців тому +4

      Looks to me like he's just telling a story.... are you not supposed to tell a story unless it makes you look cool or something? I don't get what everyone is on about

    • @nrvdez7114
      @nrvdez7114 10 місяців тому

      @@Ynox54321 fair. i was basically trying to say a more insufferable version of your point. i just thought it was funny that it's hard to confidently mention beefheart in a conversation without taking an extra beat. i'm definitely a tool though

  • @user-re9fu2ov6u
    @user-re9fu2ov6u 2 місяці тому

    Your Still very very funny Mr Norm Macdonald 📢👏👏👏!!!RIP 😓.

  • @slamfreepoetry1845
    @slamfreepoetry1845 Рік тому +2

    BILLY BOB IS A CAPTAIN BEEFHEART FAN!!!!!! OMG!
    A SQUID EATING DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG IS FAST AND BULBOUS!!! GOT ME!!!!🙏

  • @sholland42
    @sholland42 8 місяців тому +1

    He said he was playing captain beefheart on a loop.
    I don’t even wanna know what that means.

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 8 місяців тому

      Hah?

    • @JoeKoOhNo
      @JoeKoOhNo 6 місяців тому +1

      Bad music played repeatedly.

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 6 місяців тому

      @@JoeKoOhNo Seriously? Haha! Captain Beefheart was a band/solo artist.
      Nice wild stab at it though.

    • @JoeKoOhNo
      @JoeKoOhNo 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ZeroESG.goopootoob Seriously? Go back to the high school you dropped out of and learn how to read.

  • @johnshilljejr3799
    @johnshilljejr3799 5 місяців тому

    😁

  • @benicio1967
    @benicio1967 5 місяців тому

    Never could stomach bb

  • @knuttsackjones3094
    @knuttsackjones3094 7 місяців тому +1

    My buddy had some kinda parrot type bird. So I’m over at his house, he’s in the shower and his birds making all kinds of weird ass noises, so I start paying better attention. Yeah, the bird was repeating all the weird sex stuff he heard from my buddy and all the chicks he was nailing😂 The grunts, the oh yeahs, I swear I even heard a couple references to a Big Boy come outta this things beak😂😂😂

  • @williamherbert
    @williamherbert 7 місяців тому +1

    A joke stolen from Jonathan Katz, but by god it's a good one

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 5 місяців тому

      "Give it to me hard and fast before my husband John Kstz comes home." At least Norm got the wording right.

  • @shannonsummers4687
    @shannonsummers4687 8 місяців тому

    #LongLiveNORM

  • @JoeAugustAcoustic
    @JoeAugustAcoustic 8 місяців тому

    My cat just took a shit. I can smell it from the other room.

  • @nipunchawla
    @nipunchawla Рік тому +1

    They didn't show Billy Bob's reaction. Apparently he wasn't ready for that hahaha

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 8 місяців тому

      Ever hear-tell of the audio part of these video recordings? They're great! They tell like half of the story.

  • @austinarbogast5128
    @austinarbogast5128 5 місяців тому +1

    Why do actors try to tell stories? Just wear the silly costume and say the words that were written by someone who can actually think.

  • @foobared
    @foobared 7 місяців тому +1

    And some douchebag at NBC told Norm, he wasn't funny. r.i.p. Norm you are one funny s.o.b....

  • @streemguitar
    @streemguitar 6 місяців тому

    Please don't speed up the clips

  • @montanawhite5699
    @montanawhite5699 9 місяців тому

    When my mother was born my grandparents had a pet Mina bird that could speak, not mimic.

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 8 місяців тому

      Sure.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 5 місяців тому

      Not true. Not possible.

    • @montanawhite5699
      @montanawhite5699 5 місяців тому

      @@bossfan49 it is possible.

    • @montanawhite5699
      @montanawhite5699 5 місяців тому

      @@bossfan49 look up mynah birds. They talk better than parrots.

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 5 місяців тому

      @@bossfan49 It surely isn't true at all because it is not only ridiculously improbable, but it is also implausible, ergo irrational.
      However, it is not "impossible."
      The proposed notion, however ridiculous, can indeed be stated in a logical syllogism, therefore it's *logically possible.
      People would do well to employ proper distinctions between possibility, plausibility, probability, and certainty in their daily epistemological approach.
      *edit addition

  • @renukasingh7794
    @renukasingh7794 5 місяців тому

    Can't stand adams voice, his existence in general. The only reason I am disappointed in Norm.

  • @iant340
    @iant340 7 місяців тому

    Norm never lost his baby teeth

  • @hashfingers
    @hashfingers 9 місяців тому

    Why ask if you can say god dammit? Is that cause to be cancelled now too 😂

  • @fuckamericanidiot
    @fuckamericanidiot 3 місяці тому

    Billy Bob's story is hilarious, that's the part that I tell other people and not Norm's funny response.