Every Crash Bandicoot Level RANKED! - 163 Levels from Worst to Best
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- To celebrate the first era of Crash Bandicoot before any new games are released, now seems like the perfect time to rank ALL 163 unique levels from your favorite games, as well as some Crash levels most people have probably never heard of.
This is a big job so grab some popcorn and get ready for the ride!
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People saying this video is irrelevant now that Crash 4 is out are failing to realise the entire point of this video, was covering Crash's first run of games BEFORE anything new.
In a few years, I can do a follow up or remake it to cover all the modern Crash levels! 🙂
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Can't believe they got Dingodile to narrate the video!
Personally I think the only similarity between Dingodile and Square Eyed Jak's voices are the comparable accents. Other than that, they sound nothing alike in my opinion.
@@c.syde65 Way to kill a joke.
@@shaqyardie8105 Yeah, I seem to have a history of accidentally ruining jokes by observing things from a serious standpoint.
@@c.syde65 pro tip... don't do that
@@c.syde65 bad loser
4:12 163 - Ghost Town (The Wrath of Cortex)
5:41 162 - Force of Nature (The Wrath of Cortex)
6:40 161 - N. Jin Labs (Mind Over Mutant on the DS)
7:38 160 - Evil Public School (Mind Over Mutant)
8:26 159 - Crystal Mountain (Mind Over Mutant on the DS)
9:15 158 - Smokey and the Bandicoot (The Wrath of Cortex)
9:56 157 - Sea Shell Shenanigans & Coral Canyon (The Wrath of Cortex)
10:58 156 - Ice Station Bandicoot (The Wrath of Cortex)
11:28 155 - Adolt Edumacation (Crash of the Titans)
12:27 154 - Crash Twinsanity Mobile (all of it)
13:33 153 - Iceberg Lab (Crash Twinsanity)
14:26 152 - Twinsanity Island (Crash Twinsanity)
15:00 151 - Space Head (Mind Over Mutant on the DS)
16:40 150 - N. Sanity Island (Crash of the Titans on the GBA)
16:58 149 - Floating Fortress (Crash of the Titans on the GBA)
17:17 148 - N. Trapment Island (Crash of the Titans on the GBA)
17:35 147 - Tiki Island (Crash of the Titans on the GBA)
17:48 146 - Wumpa Island (Crash of the Titans on the GBA)
18:23 145 - Run From The Sun (2: N-Tranced on the GBA)
18:53 144 - Jetpack Levels (The Huge Adventure (aka XS in Europe) on the GBA)
19:27 143 - That Sinking Feeling (The Wrath of Cortex)
20:05 142 - Weapons of Mass Construction (Crash of the Titans)
20:51 141 - Cortexbot (Crash of the Titans on the DS)
21:32 140 - Eggipus Rex (3: Warped)
22:37 139 - Wumpa Island (Mind Over Mutant on the DS)
23:09 138 - Wakeboarding Levels (2: N-Tranced on the GBA)
23:51 137 - Crash Bandicoot EXEN mobile (all of it)
25:17 136 - Space Head (Mind Over Mutant)
26:09 135 - The Blizzard of Claws (Crash of the Titans)
27:03 134 - War of the Whirls (Crash of the Titans)
27:40 133 - Crashteroids (The Wrath of Cortex)
27:57 132 - Tornado Alley (The Wrath of Cortex)
28:23 131 - Rings of Power (3: Warped)
28:55 130 - Avalanche (The Wrath of Cortex)
29:53 129 - Droid Void (The Wrath of Cortex)
30:36 128 - Crate Balls of Fire (The Wrath of Cortex)
30:51 127 - Crash Twinsanity 3D (all of it)
31:46 126 - Academy of Evil (Crash Twinsanity)
32:28 125 - N. Sanity Island (Crash Twinsanity)
33:03 124 - The Junkyard (Mind Over Mutant)
33:57 123 - Toxic Waste (Crash Bandicoot)
34:33 122 - Desert Wasteland (Mind Over Mutant on the DS)
35:16 121 - Underwater Levels (The Huge Adventure (aka XS in Europe) on the GBA)
35:42 120 - Sewers (The Huge Adventure (aka XS in Europe) on the GBA)
36:18 119 - Tsunami (The Wrath of Cortex)
38:20 118 - Astro Land (Tag Team Racing)
39:16 117 - H2 Oh No (The Wrath of Cortex)
39:38 116 - Cortex's Lair (Crash of the Titans on the DS)
40:24 115 - Doomraker (Crash of the Titans)
42:01 114 - Area 5 - Laboratory (Crash of the Titans mobile version)
42:25 113 - Area 3 - Temple (Crash of the Titans mobile version)
42:36 112 - Area 2 - Jungle (Crash of the Titans mobile version)
42:56 111 - Area 4 - Forest (Crash of the Titans mobile version)
43:24 110 - Area 1 - Beach (Crash of the Titans mobile version)
43:54 109 - Tyrannosaurus Wrecks (Tag Team Racing)
44:28 109 - N. Gin's Factory (Crash of the Titans on the DS)
45:08 107 - N. Trapment Temple (Crash of the Titans on the DS)
45:47 106 - Tomb Town (Tag Team Racing)
46:38 105 - Minority Report (Crash of the Titans)
48:12 104 - Castle (Mutant Island mobile game)
48:35 103 - Fire (Mutant Island mobile game)
49:09 102 - Jungle (Mutant Island mobile game)
49:24 101 - Ice (Mutant Island mobile game)
50:20 100 - Ratcicle Prison (Mind Over Mutant)
50:53 99 - Gold Rush (The Wrath of Cortex)
51:35 98 - A Zero's Journey (Crash of the Titans)
51:55 97 - Happily Ever Faster (Tag Team Racing)
52:39 96 - Mystery Island (Tag Team Racing)
53:25 95 - Boiler Room Doom (Crash Twinsanity)
54:17 94 - Wizards and Lizards (The Wrath of Cortex)
54:51 93 - Atlasphere (2: N-Tranced on the GBA)
55:29 92 - N. Sanity Highlands (Crash of the Titans on the DS)
55:53 91 - Tiny's Excavation (Crash of the Titans on the DS)
56:21 90 - Revengence 2: The Revengecide (Crash of the Titans)
57:15 89 - A New Hop (Crash of the Titans)
57:55 88 - A Succumbing to Age Story (Crash of the Titans)
58:09 87 - Life's a Beach (Crash of the Titans)
58:30 86 - Mount Grimly (Mind Over Mutant)
59:18 85 - Hog Wild (Crash Bandicoot)
1:00:07 84 - N. Sanity Jungle (Crash of the Titans on the DS)
1:00:38 83 - Wasteland (Mind Over Mutant)
1:01:14 82 - Flying Levels (3: Warped)
1:02:44 81 - Hot Coco (3: Warped)
1:03:21 80 - Operation Overboard (Crash of the Titans)
1:03:49 79 - A Sludge Too Far (Crash of the Titans)
1:04:11 78 - Arabian Levels (2: N-Tranced on the GBA)
1:04:55 77 - Medieval Madness (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:05:48 76 - Bandicoot Pursuit (Crash Twinsanity)
1:06:20 75 - Cortex Vortex (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:07:08 74 - Bug Lite (3: Warped)
1:08:07 73 - Wumpa Jungle (Crash of the Titans on the DS)
1:08:33 72 - Wumpa Village (Crash of the Titans on the DS)
1:09:19 71 - The Emerald Pity (Crash of the Titans)
1:10:09 70 - Don't Eat the Yellow Brick Load (Crash of the Titans)
1:11:05 69 - The Lab (Crash Bandicoot)
1:12:02 68 - Weathering Heights (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:12:43 67 - Jungle Rumble (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:13:23 66 - Jungle Levels (The Huge Adventure (aka XS in Europe) on the GBA)
1:13:49 65 - The Temple of Zoom (Crash of the Titans)
1:14:23 64 - Wumpa Island (Mind Over Mutant)
1:15:27 63 - Jungle Bungle (Crash Twinsanity)
1:16:35 62 - Cortex Power (Crash Bandicoot)
1:17:03 61 - Eskimo Roll (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:17:59 60 - Compacto Reactor (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:18:27 59 - Rockslide Rumble (Crash Twinsanity)
1:19:08 58 - Slip Slide Icecapades (Crash Twinsanity)
1:19:38 57 - Motorbike Levels (3: Warped)
1:20:23 56 - Volcanic Levels (2: N-Tranced on the GBA)
1:21:04 55 - Jungle Rollers (Crash Bandicoot)
1:22:00 54 - Knight Time (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:22:21 53 - The Gauntlet (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:23:03 52 - Boulder Dash (Crash Bandicoot)
1:23:44 51 - Lights Out (Crash Bandicoot)
1:24:47 50 - Totally Fly (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
1:25:41 49 - Bamboozled (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:26:17 48 - Cavern Catastrophe (Crash Twinsanity)
1:27:08 47 - Space Levels (The Huge Adventure (aka XS in Europe) on the GBA)
1:27:49 46 - Pirate/Jet-ski Levels (3: Warped)
1:28:38 45 - N. Sanity Beach (Crash Bandicoot; the beach landing and introduction to the gamplay of Crash make this so iconic that it should actually be number 1)
1:29:28 44 - Upstream (Crash Bandicoot)
1:29:59 43 - Banzai Bonsai (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:30:39 42 - Family Tree (Crash of the Titans)
1:31:28 41 - Calamityville Horror (Crash of the Titans)
1:31:42 40 - Timber Trials (Crash of the Titans)
1:32:31 39 - Shock and Awesome (Crash of the Titans)
1:33:11 38 - Arctic Antics (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:33:59 37 - Diggin' It / Bee-having (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
1:35:02 36 - Fahrenheit Frenzy (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:35:57 35 - Classroom Chaos (Crash Twinsanity)
1:37:05 34 - Rooftop Rampage (Crash Twinsanity)
1:38:15 33 - Underwater Levels (3: Warped)
1:39:02 32 - Egyptian Levels (2: N-Tranced on the GBA)
1:39:56 31 - Prehistoric Levels (3: Warped)
1:40:57 30 - The Pits / Turtle Woods (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
1:41:59 29 - The Great Gate / Native Fortress (Crash Bandicoot)
1:42:51 28 - Snowy Caverns (The Huge Adventure (aka XS in Europe) on the GBA)
1:43:57 27 - Ice Climb (Crash Twinsanity)
1:44:46 26 - Boulder Levels (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
1:45:16 25 - Un-bearable (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
1:46:33 24 - Medieval Kingdom (3: Warped)
1:47:09 23 - Generator Room (Crash Bandicoot)
1:48:15 22 - Totem Hokum (Crash Twinsanity)
1:49:36 21 - Solar Bowler (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:50:21 20 - Crash and Burn (The Wrath of Cortex)
1:51:15 19 - The High Road / Road to Nowhere (Crash Bandicoot)
1:52:17 18 - Orient Express / Midnight Run (3: Warped)
1:53:03 17 - Ant Agony (Crash Twinsanity)
1:54:02 16 - High Seas, Hi-jinks (Crash Twinsanity)
1:55:42 15 - Hang Eight / Air Crash / Plant Food (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
1:56:15 14 - Rock It / Pack Attack (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
1:57:21 13 - Bear It / Bear Down / Totally Bear (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
1:58:17 12 - Slippery Climb (Crash Bandicoot; THIS PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD BE NUMBER 666 ON THIS LIST!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SO-CALLED "LEVEL"!!! AND FUCK WHOEVER MADE IT!!!!!! SATISFACTION??!! SA-TIS-FAC-TION???!!! THIS IS PURE FUCKING EVIL AT IT'S FINEST, DAMN THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TO HELL!!!!!!!!!)
1:59:26 11 - Road to Ruin / Ruination / Road to Crash (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
2:00:42 10 - Tomb Time (3: Warped)
2:01:43 9 - The Eel Deal / Sewer or Later / Hangin' Out (3: Warped)
2:03:06 8 - Jaws of Darkness (Crash Bandicoot)
2:03:52 7 - Future Frenzy / Gone Tomorrow (3: Warped)
2:04:42 6 - Future Tense (N. Sane Trilogy)
2:06:36 5 - The Lost City / Sunset Vista (Crash Bandicoot)
2:07:43 4 - Heavy Machinery / Castle Machinery (Crash Bandicoot)
2:09:00 3 - Piston It Away / Spaced Out (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
2:10:06 2 - Hang 'Em High / High Time / Flaming Passion (3: Warped)
2:11:41 1 - Snow Go / Snow Biz / Cold Hard Crash (2: Cortex Strikes Back)
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!
Damn
@@PanekPL you really disagree with the 13th choice on his list
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 You mean number 12, right?
Guide to Every Tony Hawk Level Ranked: ua-cam.com/video/0rZGwyZPggQ/v-deo.html&lc=Ugz7HfsFqeo2-eIFIrx4AaABAg
When I was in High school, I was attending a home football game. The opposing team's band was playing the music from Bee-having and I was the only one who noticed lmao
I would fan girl internally very h a r d.
Ho Lee fuk
Did a guy with a mallet rush you on the field?
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Stop complimenting the other team. If your gonna make a comment about this, sprinkle a white lie and say your team played it.
i can't believe i just watched the redemption arc of a whole ass wrath of cortex
When you're playing it's more of a reverse redemption arc since the bad levels were mostly towards the end of the game
@@PFBM86 sh
SnowEdwin I Love Wrath of Cortex Vortex
and RIGHTFULLY SO
Remember in 2017 in his top 10 levels video when he said crash bandicoot will get his own video...... well its here
This person knows what's up, cheers mate!
@@SquareEyedJak you covered Tony Hawk levels. Now you covered Crash Bandicoot levels. Next you should cover Spyro levels. I would even love to see you cover Jak And Daxter levels, Sly Cooper levels and even Ratchet & Clank levels.
Kid said Kid did!
@@SquareEyedJak Yes race tracks Yes party games Yes boss fights unless theyre not part of an actual level yes unreleased levels Yes hub areas or warp rooms Yes non levels or transitional areas put them in your video now
It’s not a video but a movie
The effort, time, and MILD RAGE that this must have taken is admirable. Thank you for putting out good content that you clearly care about!! I think your lists and reviews are some of the best put together on UA-cam.
Thank you very much!
..Mild Rage? Why?
Agreed
@@SquareEyedJak yellow brick load... they're loggin and mining soo... ya think they ment to say dont eat yellow cake uranium?
@@flariz4824 because they have to play through all of the games again, this time WHILE filming it for us
UA-cam algorithm works for once.
are you guys gonna be surprised every time the machine does the thing it was meant to do in a manner that satisfies you
@@lrgogo1517 Often the algorithm just pushes videos that are already on my subscriptions. Or what is """trending""". It is honestly rare that the algorithm actually shows new stuff that I might enjoy from channels I haven't watched.
Like, if I click a video from my subscriptions, the recommended videos on the side are mainly the other videos I have in my subscriptions page. Then there are like 1-2 videos from the same person and few random videos that I am not interested in the slightest. Or sometimes it even recommends me videos I have already watched and I don't feel like watching.
So yes, I am positively surprised when the algorithm actually recommends me stuff I am interested in that I might have not found any other way(Be it subscription box, the channel I am watching or videos I have already seen).
But I kinda understand that the comment I made might be quite overused and soon will be on the level of "x (amount of people who disliked the video) who watched this video are Justin Bieber fans"-tier.
Anyway, I am happy that I encountered a video I enjoy.
As soon as I saw the title I was like: "Oh, sweet Jesus, yes!"
Your dedication to quality + quantity is truly legendary, Jak.
Same! I put it on my watch list immediately and found the time today to watch it (in one sitting 🤷🏾♀️). Sooooo impressed!!!!
0:47 SEJ: "Every single Crash game"
Internet: "Crash Bandicoot for 99x released in 1997 by Tiger Electronics".
The orange marsupial will never cease to surprise us
Also skylanders imaginators had a level for him
The 99x levels will be at the bottom
@「Sexy Zombie Roo。」ʕʘ‿ʘʔ those side scrolling parts is the overworld
Crash ExEn.
Square Eyed Jak: “hates the loading screens inCrash Wrath of Cortex“
Also Square Eyed Jak: “wears a shirt based off the loading screens in Crash wrath of cortex”
Joke makes no sense
Actually the joke is very clear if you took 2 seconds to actually look at the shirt
Two things:
1.This must've taken an ungodly amount of time, and my god did it pay off.
2.I would KILL to see a video ranking every boss fight in the entire series.
No.
List doesn’t count a ton of levels because they have the same theme, What a pointless list.
@@thebeatleswin1 No.
Comment doesn't use complete sentences.
What a pointless comment. 🤓
@@thebeatleswin1 he immediately states a good reason and that there are exceptions
@@thebeatleswin1 shud up dude
It's actually pretty funny, your Every Tony Hawk Level ranked video was what got me into your channel, and I've been hooked ever since man! Cheers for the content, and I know I'm gonna get a kick off this one
That means so much, cheers mate!
@@SquareEyedJak Cheers to you my man!
Square Eyed Jak you did a good job
That wrath of Cortex loading shirt is so amazing
The snow levels in Crash 2 are just the jungle levels from the original frozen over?
Whoa...
Yeah, there's a lot of things on Crash 2 that are from crash 1 but weren't explained, but are neat easter eggs. Like the sewer stages basically all taking place all on cortex island and that's why parts of them have those statues, since the factories have been built on top pf tribal temples.
Over two hours of pure Crash goodness... and some not-so-goodness.
It was my birthday recently, and this is one hell of a present. (:
Hope you had a awesome birthday
You said Un-Bearable was your favorite, but not the best level, and I feel the exact opposite way. While its not my favorite level, I've always felt Un-Bearable was THE quintessential Crash level. It perfectly combines the 3 main gameplay styles of chase sections, animal riding, and classic platforming while still managing to hide 2 awesome secrets and being IMO the most memorable level of the series.
It's funny, Cold Hard Crash and Stormy Ascent are my personal favorite levels because they are hard, but I wouldn't call them the best, the same way Crash 1 is my favorite yet I would easily call Crash 2 the best in the franchise.
Love ya dedication Jak, hope we'll get to see "Every Spyro Level" soon!
You've got the details and aesthetics nailed down to a tee! The fonts, the pop ups at the bottom of the screen, they're spot on and fit perfectly with the subject. As a graphic designer I notice stuff like that all the time, so I must say, very well done Jak!
Thank you very much! I take a lot of pride in my logo work but as far as everything else, I just try to keep it simple and clean. I actually dropped out of Graphic Design in Year 12 after 2 weeks because I hated it but... it's come full circle now. Cheers! 😄
I still can't believe they got away with Snow Job.
"Sphynxinator" level from Crash 3 was originally called "Sphynxter".
@@InsidiousOne what does sphynxter reference?
@@thejedisonic67 Sphincter is a synonym for asshole
Homer Sams Oh my god.
"ANAL SPHINCTER :It stays shut, but opens when you go poop" ~ Charles Martinet
I have nothing to say about the list itself, I just really appreciate that you have a segment that reminds people to take breaks, stand up and stretch and such in the middle of it.
It proves that you're thoughtful and actually care about your audience and see us as people rather than just numbers randomly assigned by the UA-cam Algorithm.
Fuck some of you people are so soft/ gay lol. Jesus christ.
Piston it Away and Spaced Out suck on the N.Sane Trilogy. The hit boxes won't update fast enough on those electric creatures, so if you spin into them right after they lift up their arms, it still kills you.
Likewise, if you jump on them right after they put their arms down, it still kills you.
It's so frustrating!
@SpiteHook not only in time trials
Vicarious Visions: the fuck is a hitbox?
@Trainfan1055: Don't talk to me about those levels, I had never played the original PS1 version so when it came to the N Sane version [ hair tearing out frustration ]. Getting the Platinum relic on it was dire, possibly one of the last ones I got before getting the Platinum on the game, which took me 1 month and 1 week to get. Warped is still the best of the trilogy [ didn't really need that extra DLC which I still need to complete ], and the one I mostly played on the PS1 and PS2 and the PS3 [ as my PS3 can play PS1 disks after 1997 ].
@@TekkenGirl4Lyfe An invisible area around an object that tells the game when one object should collide with another.
Git gud
But yea hitboxes suck from vicarious vision.
You are an absolute madman for pulling this off and I love it. While I have some disagreements personally (I would've had Air Crash at #1 personally for how unique it is with how many exits and entrances it has) and I would've had Cortex Vortex WAY lower because of the shoddy hitboxes on a lot of the obstacles, I really enjoyed seeing your thoughts on all of these levels and even taking the time to rank the very underrated GBA game levels. Fantastic video!
I watched from beginning to end. I can tell that you did a lot of work on this. This is a very high quality video! You've done a really incredible job.
Definitely earned a subscriber here. You've put everything of each level and its concept into the absolute best description of each. My damn childhood. To see it all in one video. Amazing job with this! Killer video and well worth watching in one sitting guaranteed.
I'd honestly like to see more 'spooky' levels in the Crash series, like Mount Grimly or the Academy of Evil. I'm a real sucker for that sort of thing in cartoony games; the breakable gravestones in Mind Over Mutant were eye candy for my younger self, and being able to play as Crash, Cortex and Nina in turn made Classroom Chaos and Rooftop Rampage some of the most replayable levels in Twinsanity for the gameplay variety and how the music was themed to each character. We rarely see anything that can be considered creepy in the Crash Bandicoot universe, so the few creepy locations that we DO see really stand out amongst the many, many more upbeat levels throughout the series, and that's why I think we need more of them. I'm not saying we need a full-on Crash Bandicoot horror game (though I'm sure that'd be interesting if done right), but a few more literal skeletons in Crash's proverbial closet could add some unique flair to the adventures of our beloved bandicoot going forward.
Dear lord the amount of work you put into these videos is bonkers. I hope this one really blows up and you get all the recognition you deserve.
I'm so glad I found this video, you made me really happy during this memory lane journey 😁 Personally Bee-Having is my all time favourite level. And Pack Attack's music makes me emotional every single time.
The first three games actually mean a lot to me. They remind me of my old second home and my dad. We lost our second home when I was 11, and my dad passed away when I was 12. Now 14 years later watching this list made me feel like I was visiting those old memories with a good friend. Thanks 💖
"If you happen to be watching this in a single sitting, first off... why?"
Well, what else am I supposed to do on a Thursday evening?
Seriously though, I've just been really into longer videos lately, and I enjoyed the Tony Hawk Levels video so I was definitely excited to see this one pop up in my notifications.
This is the type of video where you get some snacks and mess around with the switch while listening to the amazing voice
Nice to see Crash getting the Tony hawk treatment from you .
Good to here
N1njaHawks Second channel hear *
This was such a great vid. Loved hearing you talk about Cold Hard Crash and actually acknowledge peoples complaints regarding it's diffuculty. The challenge was what made it so fun. And it's a death route making it optional so players aren't forced to go through it. Nice to see Sunset Vista so high on the list as well. I feel like it's pretty underrated.
1:19:16 wow that was really impressive, I remember struggling so hard to get that gem back then
I was so happy when you included tag team racing. its, unfortunately, my fav in the franchise because im trash
This video deserves SO MUCH MORE recognition! As a Crash fan since childhood, I'm soo happy! Great job, Jak!
No.
You could have made this into a series and take that sweet ad revenue. Instead you put out this master piece for us to enjoy. Much respect.
Absolutely fantastic video! 2 hours straight of such good entertainment is hard to come by on UA-cam.
I've enjoyed playing through so many of these levels as a kid, not really giving a second thought as to why I loved them so much. Was really refreshing to hear someone speak in detail about every level, even those we all wish we could forget lol.
11:10 that Sea-Shell Shenanigans music though, god Wrath Of Cortex had some incredible music for a few levels. That one and Crash And Burn's music are up there as 2 of my favorites out of any level's music from the platforming Crash titles. Such a peaceful piece of music
Colossal video. As a life-long Crash fan, I'm so happy that someone put the effort to make this. I've enjoyed every minute of this video and I thank you for that. Keep on the good work mate.
Cheers!
Honestly, Castle Machinery was, is and will always be my all-time favorite Crash level. I vividly remember playing it 16-17 years ago and every freakin' time I tried to reach the ending with a single jump, always failing but thinking that I was making progress. I think I've never completed the OG version, but the first time I've completed Castle Machinery in the N-Sane Trilogy... I felt accomplished.
Just finished the entire video as of this moment and, I gotta say, this was easily one of your best videos yet! I personally can’t wait to see a “EVERY SLY COOPER LEVEL RANKED!” video once you’ve reviewed Thieves in Time!!!
Thank you very much. I think all these platformer icons are perfect for this type of video due to the large variety in both locations and gameplay styles, like here with Crash thanks to all of the vehicles. They keep things interesting and Sly would be great for that!
Square Eyed Jak oh yeah, definitely! There’s a wide variety of accomplishments to be reached with this new form of content you’ve been doing recently! I think it fits in nicely with Top 10’s and, in terms of detail, really helps me personally to understand your opinions when it comes to scoring games and what not. It’s really great but I can understand how the conditions might be as it’s important that you don’t kill yourself since this type of content seems to require allot of hard work and time consumption. And honestly, those two things I just mentioned are the key reason why you still remain as my favorite gaming channel!
Square Eyed Jak Also, I forgot to mention, congrats on 29K subscribers! You’ve come a long way since 2014 and the way I see it, you’ll be hitting 50K in no time! 😉👍
1:40:15 it's actually kinda cool if you think about it how every last level of every warp room in Wrath of Cortex is thematically cortex's secret lab in the element that'll be the local boss. Compactor reactor is Cortex' underground lab for Rok-ko, H2 Oh no is underwater for Wa-Wa, Fahrenheit Frenzy is in a volcanic cave lab with Py-Ro being the boss, Weathering heights is an aerial lab inside a plane with the boss Lo-Lo right after, and the last level Cortex Vortex is the ultimate classic space lab of Cortex.
Considering the times, I was actually expecting this to be a Tier List video. But the fact that you painstakingly ranked each level is just so admirable. Can't wait to see the whole thing. 😁
Dude seriously all the “levels ranked” videos you do are so incredible... some of the only vids on YT that bear this length that i’ll gladly sit through
This was very enjoyable to watch. You should rank the Spyro levels next. (Edit) WOW thanks for the likes!
They're very open world and the levels aren't really separated in a lot of those ones. Mint games but might not fit this format
@@jhakardballoch2986 The originals aren't open world, they're rather linear, get from point A to point B
@@Duck931 That's true
Yes!!!!!!
I was about to comment this about the spyro levels and then I saw your comment.
My favourite levels
1:18:58 Slip-slide icecapades
1:26:17 Cavern Catastrophe
1:29:57 Bansai Bonsai
1:35:00 Fahrenheit Frenzy
1:36:58 Rooftop Rampage
1:50:17 Crash and Burn
1:51:14 Road to Nowhere
1:53:01 Ant Agony
1:58:16 Slippery Climb
Holy fudge Jak you're insane LOL Unfortunately I have to go to work at the time I'm seeing this upload but I'll definitely watch it when I get home but hot damn, I'm very surprised you actually went ahead and did this! Though you did a great job with the Every Tony Hawk Level Ranked video so I'm more than confident that this one will be just as good. :)
What do you mean there is a 2 hour video with all Crash Bandicoot levels. Freaking love it
I don't usually be making comments like these but GODDAMN you doing this amount of work was more than we deserve and I really appreciate it my dude. Growing up in the projects of Brooklyn, to keep myself out of gangs, drugs, and trouble, I played mad crash and spyro and to this day those games and worlds kept me out of trouble and gave some nostalgic moments in my life while also saving it. Anyway the point here is fam even if it seem like your work going unnoticed, for people like me it is much more than just an upload, we look forward to it. Keep it up and I wish y'all the best out there is aus, stay safe 🙏
I wonder... based on these level rankings, what would be "the best Crash game"? Let's find out...
Remember, lower numbers are better, and shared spots count as duplicate scores for each level in my calculations.
Also, after finding the average score, I applied a -3 bonus per level, to give quantity a little weight as well.
If I couldn't find that data, I assumed the difference was not enough even for that purpose:
At #18 we have Crash Twinsanity (Mobile), with an Average of 154 and a Final Score of 148.
That's pretty bad compared to the theoretical worst possible score of 160, but with only two levels of shoddy quality can we really be surprised?
At #17 we have Crash Twinsanity 3D, with an Average of 127 and a Final Score of... 118?
I couldn't find any real level count, so I just assumed each background had one level. I suspect I might be wrong, but not by much.
At #16 we have Crash of the Titans (GBA), with an Average of 148 and a Final Score of 103.
It says a lot that even some mobile games did better than this garbage.
At #15 we have Mind Over Mutant (DS), with an Average of 146.4 and a Final Score of... 101.4?
Here I assumed three levels per world, as the gameplay structure is similar to the nonsense of the last entry.
At #14 we have Crash of the Titans (Mobile), with an Average of... 112?, and a Final Score of... 97?
I couldn't find any level count data for this game at all, so I assumed each entry was one level. I'm probably wrong here.
At #13 we have Mutant Island, with an Average of... 102.5?, and a Final Score of... 90.5?
Again, no level count information, but the look of the gameplay made it seem like each basically was one level chopped up into pieces.
At #12 we have CTTR's Hub Areas, with an Average of 105.2 and a Final Score of 90.2.
Oh the memories I have wandering around here, discovering minigames, opening shortcuts, killing the 'coot...
At #11 we have Mind Over Mutant, with an Average of 107.6 and a Final Score of 86.6.
If this were my personal list, I'd have placed this one at just above Titans, with both only beating their lesser incarnations and the worst Mobile games.
At #10 we have Crash EXEN, with an Average of 137 and a Final Score of 77.
I'm legitimately sad I'll likely never get to try this one, horrible graphics aside it looks pretty good!
At #9 we have Crash of the Titans (DS), with an Average of 98.2 and a Final Score of 71.2.
It looks more interesting than actual Titans at least, though that's not saying much.
At #8 we have Crash of the Titans, with an Average of 88.25 and a Final Score of 28.25.
I LOATHE this game! This is what taught me to never blindly trust a franchise when buying games, even one as amazing as Crash.
At #7 we have Crash's Huge Adventure, with an Average of 86.3 and a Final Score of 23.3.
Now THIS is a great game! How it's so close to Titans I'll never understand.
At #6 we have Crash Twinsanity, with an Average of 69.125 and a Final Score of 21.125.
This feels pretty well placed next to Huge Adventure, though owning it physically means a lot more nostalgia. If only the cut content had been included, it might've placed even higher.
At #5 we have Crash Wrath of Cortex, with an Average of 96.6 and a Final Score of 6.6.
I always said that this game would've been great if it lacked the horrible load times, so seeing it here feels vindicating.
At #4 we have Crash N.Tranced, with an Average of 51.8 and a Final Score of NEGATIVE 20.2!
Wait, negative score? That's "classics" territory, right? Trust me, this game definitely deserves the honor! However, I DID have to account for the intro level, which counts AS a level but isn't properly in the video. So I assigned it the same score as Huge Adventure's Jungle Levels to be the most fair.
At #3 we have Crash 1, with an Average of 39.5 and a Final Score of NEGATIVE 44.5!
Funny thing: I originally wasn't going to get this game because N.Brio's transformation was described as "demon". Thank you Gamestop mixup, and my insistence to play up till that point to know better!
At #2 we have Crash Warped, with an Average of 40.26 and a Final Score of NEGATIVE 52.75!
This was MY first Crash, and personally my favorite of the bunch! But the absolute best part? Future Tense! These remake guys have proved they can produce more Crash of this game's level, and I can't wait!
And finally, at #1, we of course have Crash 2, with an incredible Average of 17.8 and an even more amazing Final Score of NEGATIVE 63.2!
Remember I said there was a Gamestop mixup? THIS was the game I was wanting! And it did not disappoint in the slightest!
Also, I realized this list forgot about Crash Purple: Ripto's Rampage... but how would that count? It's all CTTR-type hubs, vehicle levels, and way too many minigames. Weaker than Huge Adventure and probably Titans on this list, but no worse overall.
Well, this was fun! If there's another list like this for a series I enjoy, I might have to give them the same treatment!
EDIT: Accidentally left out an Arabian level in my initial calculations, putting that back in improved Warped's Average and Final Score a decent amount. Also forgot three levels in Crash 2 and miscalculated the average even then, that evened out to a small improvement as well. The order was unchanged though.
@Jacob Negrete agreed. I refused to play anymore crash games after that. It turned me off so badly.
@Jacob Negrete what's sad is my lil bro gave it to me years ago to try bc he said the same thing. I still have it for the PS2, but I don't have a PS2 anymore. Never played it....lol
Wrath of Cortex is not as bad as most of the games that came after that, however comparing it to the original 3? No chance.
@@endefisto123 Which is why it doesn't have a negative score like they do.
@@ShadwSonic Quite honestly i enjoyed playing that game. My personal fav though is warped since it was the 1st crash game i ever played.
Did you know that the location of Jaws of Darkness is where Uka Uka is trapped?
I never even knew that! :o
Makes sense! Ol evil bitch!
OMG REALLY? 😨
How does one know that?
Wait, I realized something. Both of the temples looks a lot different. Even in the original one. So no, I don't think it's the same place.
To be fair to the High Road relic, I played the level so much from the first game and had to relearn it in the NST that the Relic was fairly easy for me. I got gold the first time I tried, and platinum in less than 10 tries.
Also, I agree that Cold Hard Crash is the PINNACLE of Crash levels. If you play through the level normally, there's not much to say about it. But paired with the death route, it becomes the defining Crash level: fun level design + part of the level that tests ALL of your abilities + high rewards. Crash 2 is actually THE best Crash game and it isn't even close. The best levels, no annoying vehicles, fantastically designed secrets, and all with great atmosphere. Not to mention it is probably the hardest game in the series only second to the original. Truly one of the best platforming games ever.
You Sir.... are ambitious! I love this and can’t wait to digest the whole thing. Your Tony Hawk level list was insane and really well thought out.
Never thought I would say that I can't finish a video in one sitting. But these long rankings are great to fill a quiet Sunday. Watching them in thirds during the meals. I'm strange, I know.
Major respect for the effort, this is fantastic content!
When I tried to show off the difficulty of Stormy Ascent to someone, I got a perfect run somehow, despite that I wasn't able to complete it yet due to its difficulty.
I watched the whole thing in one sitting and the only breaks I took are food and bathroom breaks, the amount of work to do a video like this is huge. What I also noticed about the video that a video lasting over two hours did NOT have a SINGLE VIDEO AD at all. Lots of youtubers would have put so many video ads on a video like this. The only ads I got were the banner ads where you have to click the X button but that is totally acceptable for a video like this that lasts over two hours.
Commentary was nice, whenever I watch Jack's videos I enjoy his commentary whenever he insults or praises something he always gives a good funny moment for us viewers, he makes the mistakes of games look funny and you get a clear view about something you may have not noticed before.
It's not easy to watch a video like this in one sitting but thanks to Jack's personality flowing commentary I didn't want to leave before I finish the video, definitely worth watching.
Thank you Jack for your hard work to do a video like this, this helps us learn lots of new stuff about the series. Keep going strong on UA-cam and have yourself a good future in your life.
Interesting note on the ads: there is always the chance they can be cutaway mid-roll ads (which is why I fade in and out from the placement of them) but regardless of the ad type, I do try to keep them to a minimum in relation with the length of the video. Thanks!
Theres no ranking of every level on the internet huh?
This mad lad: Guees I will do it
You crazy SOB you've done it again. It's crazy to think how many levels exist is this entire franchise like holy shit, I never thought there would be 163 including multiple versions of one game. I got the feeling we will see a Spyro one in the future won't we?
Honestly, my favorite level is Slippery Climb. I remember playing through the N. Sane Trilogy and getting to that level thinking "Oh god, here we go." But then I really had a lot of fun playing the level. I even had fun doing the time trial, which really surprised me. I HATED the time trials in Crash 1 for the most part, but the level that I was dreading having to play the most turned out to be my favorite.
Man something really cool that also goes into world building is that in one of those Sewer levels in crash 2, there's the secret part where you go in so deep that you reach some ruins and lava, that's fucking great and made my imagination go wild when I was a kid, not to mention, the bonus levels in there are amazing, they have these giant pipes and really make you feel very very small, the sensation of scale is very well achieved.
Great observation, it really does make it feel like a complete world!
40:50 I've never heard anyone say that N. Gin is annoying in Titans. He's my favorite part of the entire game!
Ikr that clip he used there is actually crack up too.
I used to hate that version of N.Gin, so much so it made me cringe. But he’s starting to grow on me....Also the fact that everyone keeps gushing about how that version of N.Gin is the best.
(Edit) I’ve changed my mind, he still disgusts me.
I remember that part when N. Gin is just quiet while N. Cortex was speaking and then, Cortex throws the hot coffee on N. Gin's face and he screams hahahaha i died laughing.
Naah they ruined one of yhe best characters of the franchise
2004flippy agreed
I love that you kept glitching through the gates in the Crash 2 jetpack levels, I've played that game to death and I've NEVER seen that happen :p
Sir, I take off my hat to this video. I've watched it all in a single afternoon and it was one of the best videos I've watched. Not only it's well made, but you surely show how a true fan you are, it can be seen in your emotion while talking and even including the portable and mobile games! I've been a fan of the marsupial for almost as much as I've got memory. (since 2005, 7 years old me receiving my lovely PSone. Hell, I have even used Crash as my oficial avatar for more 6 years here!), and I've enjoyed this video all the way until the end. Cheers!
The script for this video is really well written, it's very impressive that you managed to introduce all 163 levels listed in a unique way nearly every time. I mean I was kind of expecting the level introductions for a video like this to be like "and #134 we have *this stage*" but the way you wrote this made the whole 2+ hour video interesting and engaging throughout! Your energy reading it also helped a great deal, very infectious enthusiasm
Well done mate
This video is proof that you’re the biggest crash bandicoot fan ever. Much respect to you Square Eyed Jack
I've never gotten emotional playing a "kids game" but Slippery Climb got through me. It had been ten years since i last played the game and when the remastered trilogy came out, i went to my friends house. We had fun, got drunk and started playing on his PS4. I passed every level with ease but when the time came, tried and tried and tried to beat Slippery Climb but couldn't. I remembered my childhood struggles with it and having to get my older brother to beat it for me. I got so sad 'cause i still couldn't beat it even though i was just as old as my brother was way back when he used to beat the level for young me. Drunk me felt like a failure, lmao:D
I love Crash 1 so much.
Excellent video! Filled with facts, experience, visuals, and sound statements.
You truly have outdone yourself. You are amazing!
UnBearable is my favourite Crash level too. It has everything: a terrifying chase, a bangin soundtrack, a murderous death route and a final act that ramps the whole thing up to 11.
Next up: Every Crash Bandicoot Song Ranked! But in all seriousness thank you for making this video I can’t imagine how much time this took, I loved watching every moment of it and even just remembering some level I forgot from some games too
Just finished listening to this for like the fourth time, for some reason I come back to this once a year. Helps me sleep as well
I admit it, it took me 3 days to see the whole video, but wow, it's a video that is worth all the time spent to see it. Congratulations on making such a beautiful and long video.
Thanks Batman!
@@SquareEyedJak thanks to you for the video. Crash (as Well as Spyro) is part of my childhood. 🖒🖒🖒
@@SquareEyedJak sooner or later, will you also make a video with the ranking of all the Spyro levels?
I have finished the video over the course of two days and 4 or 5 sittings. For all the hard work you've put into this video, you sir have earned a subscriber.
Thank you very much, appreciate it!
Ok, I just started the video. Don't really care if I agree or not, but this video explains why the internet is a magical place.
Crash Bandicoot Retrospective: The Movie. Great work, you're an absolute madlad
One of my personal favorite COTT levels is Zero's journey. I just love the transition from the jungle to the temple area and the platforming isn't bad. The fights near the end do drag a bit but it doesn't bother me that much.
Great video! I love how you put Crash and Burn so high. I love that level and it’s music! I wish more levels in WOC were like that one. Also love Artic Antics so much. My favourite overall is the Egyptian levels in Warped.
You should do more videos like this one. Not 2 hours long each, but rankings are really, really fun to watch.
This is one of the best videos I have watched on UA-cam PERIOD. Absolutely loved every second of this. Although Slippery Climb is my fave ;) Subsribed!
It's crazy to believe how many amazing levels, and some shitty ones, were part of my childhood and how some I've only just played, man Crash Bandicoot you really are an awesome part of my Childhood thanks Square Eyed Jack for, personally, this great trip down memory lane
Glad to see Orient Express so high up in the list. The theming, the music and the visuals always made it fun for me to play. It helps that Coco and Pura are two of my favorite Crash characters.
Wow. This is actually an incredible list. I can’t really disagree with much on this list. Maybe the most perfect internet list I’ve ever seen. Well done sir. Definitely worth the wait!
Square eyed Jak I swear you are too good to us. First you gave us nearly a 3 hour video of non-stop Tony Hawk levels and now everything Crash Bandicoot. We do not deserve you. I love you, bro. Keep up the great work.;)🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
I've got to say that I watched this entire thing in one sitting and really enjoyed hearing your perspective! I especially like that you highlighted the positive aspects of every game. Subscribed and will be looking forward to hearing your thoughts on Crash Bandicoot 4! (Maybe you could do a level ranking for it once it's out??)
I’m glad you played all the Crash games Jak, I think playing all the games in a franchise is something to be proud about. 😊
This series is close to my heart, so I was expecting to know all of these levels. But it turned out there were a group I did not know. All of the mobile ones. That's no surprise because I have never had a phone good enough to play games like that. The rest of these levels, I know.
Honestly, this is a great job man, I definitely do not agree with the top 30 but I know I wouldn't have done that job better
JESUS CHRIST the amount of time this must have taken to make. I hope you will get many new subscribers as this got recommended to me without previously watching your content
Watched the worst 10 or so and the top 20. Crash 2 was my favourite Crash game and I'm actually happy to see Snow Biz #1. I remember constantly trying to jump high enough to get that red gem as a kid only to find out there's another pathway to go get it lol. Found out just a couple years ago with very precise timing/jumps you can get the red gem without going through the intended path
It's Crazy to see how much quality there actually was in even some of those later Crash games. Very nice video indeed and well done, hopefully a new Crash platformer can have levels that live up to the levels around the top 30 or 20. That would be awesome. (I think you've well deserved a break on massive marathon videos like this and others, but next time maybe rank the Spyro levels? I'd be very interested to see how those levels rank in quality.)
Took me 3 days in 5 sittings but finally finished this. The effort put into this is staggering! Amazing work! Makes me want a ranking of every boss fight now 😂
Legend mate, cheers!
I have watched this in 1 sitting,it's 1:36 am now,help me plz
It's 1 year later are you still alive😳
@@bourkekarl6328 yes
@@MrVukasino oh good
Remarkable video 100%
It would be amazing if you could make a video ranking all the boss fights as well.
Would defo watch that
Much respect for the amount of time, and mental stamina this must have actually taken to complete, and for it to turn out so well to boot. Fantastic video
I wasn't expecting to watch more than two hours of this, but the way you did the video i could go through a lot more and enjoy it. Definitely earned a sub!
Thank you very much!
"No official unreleased level"
*sad stormy acsent noises*
Stormy Ascent was officially released in the N. Sane Trilogy and appears in this video alongside Slippery Climb, as they fit within the same theme.
@@SquareEyedJak sorry didn't think that through
Depressed Future Tense noises
I played the hell out of the Snow Biz level on that 1997/1998 PS1 Demo Disc back in the day. Great choice.
1:30:00 "Banzai Bonsai is also [a zen level]."
*horror flashbacks of the gem path*
This is my favorite video to watch when I'm sick. It's interesting enough to give me something to pay attention to, but if I zone out I won't miss anything making it hard to watch the rest of it, and it's long enough I don't have to worry about picking anything to watch for a long while
Holy moly, a whole movie of an episode to make me stay up on a school night
You madman! the tony hawk ranked video is one of my favourites on youtube. i wouldnt have the patience to do a longer vid bravo
As a huge Crash Bandicoot fan this is completely fucking awesome! Nice job must have taken forever to get this thing finished \m/
your titles are seriously cool! i didnt realize how much effort you put into your titles since 2018's hawktober, but dude, your fucking titles just blow me away, especially how genuine the font looks for this video
Thank you very much, I take a lot of pride in getting the logos as 1:1 as possible.