I don't make mazes, I make tunnels (Emberward)

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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @bord2heck
    @bord2heck 5 місяців тому +434

    As we all know, the longest distance between two points is a straight line

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 5 місяців тому +4

      Unless you create a portal

  • @ratbaby3107
    @ratbaby3107 5 місяців тому +83

    "Id like to force you down an even longer hallway" he says, while placing a block that doesnt change the enemy path a single inch

  • @eamonntee
    @eamonntee 5 місяців тому +459

    This man still cant comprehend how shapes work. Im scrambling to think of a heuristic he can follow to figure it out.

    • @joeblowgoes
      @joeblowgoes 5 місяців тому +28

      Writing out steps when he just doesnt have a good brain cad software is a daunting task

    • @sligmasta1
      @sligmasta1 5 місяців тому +27

      try to make the minions walk as far left or right as you can before you let them make any forward progress, repeat

    • @myspicyclips6402
      @myspicyclips6402 5 місяців тому +4

      you apparently can’t comprehend how winning works

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 5 місяців тому +15

      "This one is shaped like an apple that is in an L shape. If you place them like this, you can make it kind of like a squiggly apple. If you keep doing it like you did it's kind of mangoesque."

    • @bobbob679
      @bobbob679 5 місяців тому

      In your head you draw a line around the map when you start the game. You draw the line so that it swirls and switches back and forth around the maze. Then you just build and block off paths that don't take that route.

  • @lapp
    @lapp 5 місяців тому +85

    This is the greatest ad for the game ever. Show potential for how good it can be + mobile game ad gameplay from NL to intice you to do better yourself.

  • @jacksonsimpson344
    @jacksonsimpson344 5 місяців тому +290

    I love NL and he plays well with towers but watching him put down the tetrominoes gives me the same feeling as watching those bad mobile game ads where they keep losing on purpose.
    It’s the best ad for the game I’ve ever seen.

    • @rene3924
      @rene3924 5 місяців тому +15

      I‘ve bought about 20 games over the years thanks to NL because of this reason…

    • @idsappples
      @idsappples 5 місяців тому +10

      Usually he far surpasses my smarts on every way but this particular kind of game is just not it, he places down so many useless tetrominoes when the pathing is OBVIOUSLY not going to be effected at all it’s wild I love him

    • @hoebare
      @hoebare 5 місяців тому

      It's even more effective than those mobile ads because I _know_ he's a real person and I'm _pretty sure_ he's not ignoring the obvious on purpose.

  • @Wicked_Toast
    @Wicked_Toast 5 місяців тому +403

    NL being so bad at making mazes is making me wanna play this game just to show that it's so easy

    • @ChristmasPterodactyl
      @ChristmasPterodactyl 5 місяців тому +140

      Egg is a living mobile game advertisment

    • @ClockworkGFX
      @ClockworkGFX 5 місяців тому +84

      I've bought a few too many games to just get my Type A chatter out

    • @riveenwickenham8392
      @riveenwickenham8392 5 місяців тому +2

      I was just about to type this hahahaha

    • @rafaelmingau8334
      @rafaelmingau8334 5 місяців тому +17

      I bought this game and beat it hard mode in under 2 hours, very fun but easy game

    • @PickUps
      @PickUps 5 місяців тому

      @@rafaelmingau8334 i 100 percent believe it. Seems great for first timers, but anyone with TD experience could mow through it

  • @littlej211
    @littlej211 5 місяців тому +20

    Me reading the comments: "How bad can he really be at making mazes?"
    NL in the first 5 minutes: "We want them to walk in a straight line as long as possible"

  • @VakarianWrex
    @VakarianWrex 5 місяців тому +60

    NL: We're making mazes here
    My brother in christ, that's an alleyway

  • @klh_io
    @klh_io 5 місяців тому +19

    The whole video has a "it goes in the square hole" energy. He has to do it on purpose

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 5 місяців тому +168

    Me at NL's Halloween Corn Maze: That's just a field of corn, sir.

    • @KingKobra98
      @KingKobra98 5 місяців тому +16

      More like that’s just a straight line with corn on either side

  • @kevinwilde8246
    @kevinwilde8246 5 місяців тому +17

    When NL learns to make the enemies zigzag, it's all over for them

  • @echechman6301
    @echechman6301 5 місяців тому +122

    Tetris meets slay the spire meets bloons meets the best game you've ever played (not clickbait)

  • @orioncoats
    @orioncoats 5 місяців тому +16

    Once you let go of the definition of a maze: truly goat'd gaming.

  • @PickUps
    @PickUps 5 місяців тому +34

    Im gonna have to come back in a month once he understands how to make a maze, because this is hard to watch

    • @Mumbolian
      @Mumbolian 3 місяці тому

      I had the same thought as you. He stopped playing it :(

  • @seansmith1287
    @seansmith1287 5 місяців тому +30

    NL doesnt understand working at a bluecoller job with a young employee who cant stop saying the hawktuah meme

    • @JD-wu5pf
      @JD-wu5pf 5 місяців тому +15

      The problem isn't the hawk tuah meme, the problem is your coworker.

    • @seansmith1287
      @seansmith1287 5 місяців тому +4

      @@JD-wu5pf your right but it didnt help it was awful the first time he said it

  • @alexzephyris1455
    @alexzephyris1455 5 місяців тому +33

    Start mazing from near the fire, the games makes mazing super easy because it literally shows you the paths enemies follow.
    For tower placement, stage power ups are a trap, they will make you place your starting maze blocks awkwardly and make the first waves needlessly tougher.
    Towers should be placed so they cover two lanes, so they shoot at any enemies that make it through the killzone.
    A killzone a specified area where you concentrate the majority of your firepower, like you did with the ball lighting towers, but applicable to all towers. You can have multiple killzones when you get more resources, but for beginning waves, focus on one.
    Slows and any immoblization are extremely effective in all tower defence games, slower enemies means more time in the killzone so easier to kill.
    Forgot, mazing just means zig-zag pattern, forcing the enemies to move the longest distance possible. Preferably only 1 square to move and your blocks should be2, maybe 3, squares wide so you place the towers to maximize coverage.
    Cheap towers in this game can be just as good if not better than more expensive towers, since a 15 gold tower can be placed 5 times on 75 gold and you get only 1 big 80 gold tower.
    Tl;dr Universal tower defence principles

  • @smerhawk
    @smerhawk 5 місяців тому +89

    I really hope that NL's strategy is to be so bad, he forces his audience to buy the game. Otherwise, I just don’t understand.

    • @RealCrawfish
      @RealCrawfish 5 місяців тому +19

      It’s working on me.

    • @KingKobra98
      @KingKobra98 5 місяців тому +5

      I looked it up and almost bought it for this reason

    • @miscast8180
      @miscast8180 5 місяців тому +7

      Half the tiles he puts down does nothing.. But this I gotta try 😂

  • @hjge1012
    @hjge1012 5 місяців тому +102

    Didn't know there were people who were this bad at mazing.
    You learn something new every day I guess...

    • @scratchknudsen1
      @scratchknudsen1 5 місяців тому +16

      Not everyone put in dozens and dozens and dozens of hours mazing in WC3 where you had to be near perfect or else you let the whole team down and would get blasted by a roommate or random teammates… But I assume you and I did🫡

    • @Legalmind2
      @Legalmind2 5 місяців тому +11

      I'm gonna be honest I watched the last video and thought the exact same thing, I got the game and played it... the perspective honestly makes it kinda rough to see how thick different segments are... I fucked up multiple times. I think the game could benefit from a top down toggle or just the ability to shift the perspective to be a bit higher.

    • @simp3204
      @simp3204 5 місяців тому +4

      Wintermaul and other maze custom maps veterans checking in. Always amazed (dad jokes) by people that don’t know how to maze

    • @scratchknudsen1
      @scratchknudsen1 5 місяців тому +3

      @@simp3204 Dude wintermaul was it! "Guys, I might leak this round I'm trying to do a circle maze" Just not allowed to leak if you are gray…

    • @simp3204
      @simp3204 5 місяців тому

      @@scratchknudsen1 I'd always take some free leaks for the extra gold!

  • @Ikatik
    @Ikatik 5 місяців тому +14

    I can’t believe I had hope when he said after a nights rest tower defense games made sense 😂😂😂

  • @william14able
    @william14able 5 місяців тому +20

    World’s Slowest player picks + gold if fast

  • @rocknu55
    @rocknu55 5 місяців тому +31

    Please tell me this gets better after the first round, watching this man build a hallway thinking it's a maze is going to give me an aneurysm.

    • @Issidro
      @Issidro 5 місяців тому +3

      Re-read the title

    • @JD2jr.
      @JD2jr. 5 місяців тому

      It somehow gets worse.

  • @houligan5254
    @houligan5254 5 місяців тому +6

    When placing tiles, you are trying to make Lombard St, not an interstate highway.

  • @espanadorada7962
    @espanadorada7962 5 місяців тому +11

    Watching this guy problem solve like a 12 year old while talking like he’s Einstein… truly an experience

  • @Danzey120
    @Danzey120 5 місяців тому +2

    Ok, but when it was literally just a straight line directly to the end...

  • @DumBernie
    @DumBernie 5 місяців тому +2

    42:06 no axe on the range tile hurts my soul

  • @Enaiarr
    @Enaiarr 5 місяців тому +5

    Don't think corridors: think stanchions. if you want to fit as many creatures in as small a space as possible so your turrets are in range of them for longer - snake the path back and forth to make it a nightmare for them. More turns means more better.

  • @crazypyro777
    @crazypyro777 5 місяців тому +28

    Not saying that NL is the greatest Emberward player of all time, but I mean there hasn't been a tournament, so.... Just thinking aloud.

    • @cirocamoletto03
      @cirocamoletto03 5 місяців тому +6

      He might stand a chance if the other competitors are banned from placing tetrominoes

  • @andregoncalves5963
    @andregoncalves5963 5 місяців тому +3

    1:14:49 I screamed. I'm type A now. I've accepted it and so should all of you.

  • @mogelemichhierdurch5413
    @mogelemichhierdurch5413 5 місяців тому +29

    Damn no apple discourse? sad day for a fruit lover

  • @Shines.22
    @Shines.22 5 місяців тому +21

    Do my eyes deceive me or Is this THE eSports professional Northern?

  • @Arsenov92
    @Arsenov92 5 місяців тому +1

    Years and years of playing Warcraft 3 TD's have prepared me for this roguelike

  • @KDoodleNoodle99
    @KDoodleNoodle99 5 місяців тому +1

    That’s it. Im buying this game just to prove to myself I can make mazes better. Good job NL.

  • @kennethwilson1321
    @kennethwilson1321 5 місяців тому +2

    one hour nineteen in he realizes how the long pieces can maze very well

  • @jg1080
    @jg1080 4 місяці тому

    1:25:45 Puts ice turrents on literally every space BUT the buffed one. Never change Enelle.

  • @victorolosaurus
    @victorolosaurus 5 місяців тому +2

    as a German my one rule for foreigners is: everything that's weird has to do with insurance/liability.. so yeah, that 100% is an accurate stereotype

  • @EddyRome562
    @EddyRome562 5 місяців тому +1

    1 hour into the vod, no one has yet to tell him to set his decimators to attack highest hp mobs

  • @Wiggywoo1977
    @Wiggywoo1977 5 місяців тому +5

    Love the music as well as many other things about this game.

    • @OctavianRex08
      @OctavianRex08 4 місяці тому

      Reminds me of Glorious Morning from that old flash game, Age of War.

  • @AGray21
    @AGray21 5 місяців тому +18

    Less than 5 minutes in and his build is already completely nonsensical holy shit bro sign me up for more of this

    • @judjudson4399
      @judjudson4399 5 місяців тому +6

      Im a huge roguelikes and TD fan and this game doesnt feel super high in synergy tbh. My number one ask is more relics with more substantial effects, and my runner up request is permanent buffs/modifiers for towers just like the nodifiers on blocks.

  • @Silkentwilight
    @Silkentwilight 5 місяців тому

    36:42 The financial terminology had me going. That was 🔥

  • @Drewski1234
    @Drewski1234 5 місяців тому +7

    Now you just gotta learn to change target priority on the decimators and you are going to the moon :)

  • @paytonrichardson9760
    @paytonrichardson9760 5 місяців тому +16

    payton wants more

    • @HarrisonKC
      @HarrisonKC 5 місяців тому +4

      Harrison wants more

    • @wilsmif
      @wilsmif 5 місяців тому +2

      Wil wants more

  • @abramturner3269
    @abramturner3269 5 місяців тому +4

    draw a long zig zag or spiral challenge (impossible)

  • @borgar1765
    @borgar1765 5 місяців тому

    may this series be long and prosperous

  • @allenhelmuth2214
    @allenhelmuth2214 5 місяців тому

    I suggested the golden statue tower on his discord months and months ago, so to see it made it in the game was absolute whiplash

  • @gdfish3532
    @gdfish3532 5 місяців тому +1

    dude is destroying the shape rotator allegations

  • @eddsoto4233
    @eddsoto4233 4 місяці тому

    He doesn’t lose once and yet every comment is like “I could do better”

  • @misterprofessor5038
    @misterprofessor5038 5 місяців тому

    NL if you're reading this you don't need to think about the paths or the exits so much as moving back and controlling the point at which the paths converge. Think from the fire outward and not the exits inward.

  • @MrChocolateDinosaur
    @MrChocolateDinosaur 5 місяців тому

    We're Emberward guys, of course we pog up for a car-wash

  • @findcongwang
    @findcongwang 5 місяців тому

    Librarian lehtal'd dcastle is my head cannon nothing will change it.

  • @INinja55
    @INinja55 5 місяців тому

    Been loving this game, could watch for hours. Love ya egg daddy

  • @Kongclusionva
    @Kongclusionva 5 місяців тому +1

    ur genuinelly funny, i chuckled merrily at dlguega getting excommunicated from Chicago

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 5 місяців тому +1

    18:46 average boomer on the internet moment:

  • @purplelotus531
    @purplelotus531 5 місяців тому

    Bro actually building highways for the enemies

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 5 місяців тому

    24:40 there are at least 4 prime spots for axe towers and he just doesn't see them... I guess isometric perspective isn't his thing, right after shapes.
    P.s. a U turn is 3-4 axes, a corner is 2 axes, if you actually place them.

  • @bryantjuarez4632
    @bryantjuarez4632 5 місяців тому +1

    I bought this game because of how bad NL is at building mazes, now I realize I also cannot build mazes

  • @purplelotus531
    @purplelotus531 5 місяців тому

    46:35 could have horizontally blocked the left part and make them go around
    Or just build a highway for them

  • @UselessPresent49
    @UselessPresent49 5 місяців тому +1

    Wow I actually cannot watch this, it’s mind boggling. This man is not a shape rotator.

  • @sylkegaming
    @sylkegaming 5 місяців тому +1

    1:25:46 I can't get over him putting down an ice tower on every space in the area except the one that is a buffed space

  • @jg1080
    @jg1080 4 місяці тому

    I wish he would change the decimators' target prioritization

  • @Hex...
    @Hex... 5 місяців тому

    44:10 NL says Minecraft but tell me that isn’t the Terraria ice mining sound

  • @PokiDraco
    @PokiDraco 5 місяців тому

    Dudes making videos in the back rooms

  • @MrHard2beet
    @MrHard2beet 5 місяців тому +1

    heres a huge tip for ya
    start by making one entrance to the campfire, then SPIRAL / ZIG ZAG
    easy wins in two simple steps lil bro, dont start building from the edges of the map

  • @NotQuietRight
    @NotQuietRight 5 місяців тому

    the video title is giving "I write sins not tragedies" vibes

  • @Smurrei
    @Smurrei 4 місяці тому +1

    He really isn't a shape-rotator huh

  • @MrFireInTheDisco
    @MrFireInTheDisco 5 місяців тому

    The mind is a maze

  • @ammaraffendi2174
    @ammaraffendi2174 5 місяців тому

    me when he cant build a maze:
    me when mr lion says hes not gonna talk about apples: 😔😔😔

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 5 місяців тому +2

    I write mazes not tragedies
    -flout boi

  • @jjsimon6138
    @jjsimon6138 5 місяців тому

    More emberward we love to seee it

  • @PhiIosophyGeek
    @PhiIosophyGeek 5 місяців тому +1

    This game pogs dude

  • @Fatlessmilk
    @Fatlessmilk 5 місяців тому

    NL never played warcraft 3 TD custom games and it shows

  • @thismightbeyou
    @thismightbeyou 5 місяців тому

    This man cannot make an 'S' maze path with literally the best blocks to do so, and I'm loving every minute of it Jerry!

  • @Foods08
    @Foods08 5 місяців тому +3

    apples

  • @sharalightfelt91
    @sharalightfelt91 4 місяці тому

    7:26 as a nonbinary person, this comment's got me pogged, but as someone who's bad at carving out time to exercise, I'm reminded that I really need to get on that xP

  • @Barge221
    @Barge221 5 місяців тому

    Whats the librarian video he mentions at 1:15:45

  • @Ravi-oli710
    @Ravi-oli710 5 місяців тому

    Being a type A.5 viewer is tough in this game, what the egg does “works” but man is it tough to watch sometimes

  • @true8816
    @true8816 5 місяців тому +1

    couldnt watch when he said he wouldnt talk about apples the whole time :(
    bring back the apple banter or I will buy oranges or something idk its not like you care

  • @jakemoore5064
    @jakemoore5064 5 місяців тому +1

    So the decimator is awful right? Lmfao

  • @raozspaz
    @raozspaz 5 місяців тому +1

    Icicle tower does more damage to enemies with low health. *proceeds to put tower at the very front* . . . . *le sigh*

  • @nanoleopard201
    @nanoleopard201 5 місяців тому +2

    I will not become a type a chatter I will not become a type a chatter I will not become a type a chatter I will not become a type a chatter

  • @thecorporation1996
    @thecorporation1996 5 місяців тому +1

    Hey NL, how are you doing?

  • @RapNu
    @RapNu 5 місяців тому

    Im back, this game seams fun👍🏻

  • @Choshinable
    @Choshinable 5 місяців тому

    First wave and I already can't

  • @Benetheburrito
    @Benetheburrito 5 місяців тому

    nother lion

  • @austingoldinger7943
    @austingoldinger7943 5 місяців тому

    Mama lizs mobile ad oil

  • @BIGpony777
    @BIGpony777 5 місяців тому

    no finishing crypt master?

  • @Sam-u5t9j
    @Sam-u5t9j 5 місяців тому

    Says he mazing places block down not changing the path of the minions at all

  • @zaaxi7424
    @zaaxi7424 5 місяців тому

    Apple lovers in disbelief

  • @Spotifist
    @Spotifist 5 місяців тому

    This can’t be real

  • @thechatter7102
    @thechatter7102 5 місяців тому

    clout you don't want is infamy??? that's such a wild bar to just drop that casually what the hell

  • @niknak2150
    @niknak2150 5 місяців тому +1

    Killbox? Rimworld reference? NL softlaunching Rimworld playthrough with no backseaters? Are we cooking guys?

  • @catpictures
    @catpictures 5 місяців тому +1

    this dude is so bad with shapes hed call an MC esher painting symmetric

  • @dfbndslv
    @dfbndslv 5 місяців тому

    it takes real skill to get worse the more you play a game

  • @Oliverinspace
    @Oliverinspace 5 місяців тому

    How are you doing?

  • @Dukegroundflyer
    @Dukegroundflyer 5 місяців тому +1

    Algorithm pleasing comment

  • @Lavoye
    @Lavoye 5 місяців тому +2

    This is the kind of video that sells games, bacause he's so bad at it that you want to buy it for youself to make it right!

  • @Butchiejj
    @Butchiejj 4 місяці тому

    Is the game actually difficult? I hate tower defence that are just WAY too easy

    • @9600bauds
      @9600bauds 3 місяці тому

      heroic difficulty is pretty difficult, you can kinda customize your difficulty by respeccing away from the metaprogression perks

  • @DrGodzirra
    @DrGodzirra 5 місяців тому

    this man really struggles with geometry huh...

  • @iphatbass
    @iphatbass 5 місяців тому

    ez purchase!

  • @VertFirstQuestion
    @VertFirstQuestion 5 місяців тому

    It's genuinely impressive how a grown man can be so bad at simple concept of mazes yet be so good at games at the same time.

  • @wellox8856
    @wellox8856 5 місяців тому +1

    18:38 is he farming reactions from chat?