OK fine, I'll make mazes (Emberward)

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  • @shaybcakes6309
    @shaybcakes6309 5 місяців тому +486

    NL walking into the labyrinth like "what the fuck is up with all these short hallways and frequent turns I thought this was a maze"

  • @maxgaj3015
    @maxgaj3015 5 місяців тому +496

    Me when I’m a Minotaur keeper and my supervisor tells me to stay in my lane:

  • @antiMatterDynamit
    @antiMatterDynamit 5 місяців тому +361

    every single episode he says "ok i learned how to make a maze" and every single episode he builds the straightest paths known to man

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 5 місяців тому

      HomophobeLion

  • @severinlindskog7670
    @severinlindskog7670 5 місяців тому +350

    This series can't be long for this world with chat in full type A mode

    • @obxolicious1361
      @obxolicious1361 5 місяців тому +9

      UA-cam comments, too.

    • @HahaHaha-fu6vk
      @HahaHaha-fu6vk 5 місяців тому

      I try to withhold being a type a commenter but he is pretty dogshit at this game

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 5 місяців тому +20

      This such a type C comment

    • @zoltannyikos7039
      @zoltannyikos7039 5 місяців тому +13

      we've found the first type AA game

    • @peterdafox
      @peterdafox 5 місяців тому +5

      I just like the car wash

  • @Bobaphatt
    @Bobaphatt 5 місяців тому +205

    NL driving this games sales through the roof with type a rage.

    • @scottmillor
      @scottmillor 5 місяців тому +9

      I bought it yesterday and have 6 hours so far. Loving every minute of it

    • @jasonfails237
      @jasonfails237 5 місяців тому +19

      Unironically bought this games after the first episode because he was playing so badly I had to do better. Genius sales tactic honestly lol

    • @Shoelid
      @Shoelid 5 місяців тому +2

      Thats what made me buy Slay the Spire back in the day lmao

    • @Streamers-cy4vw
      @Streamers-cy4vw 5 місяців тому +1

      Honest to god. I bought it after his first stream after being so annoyed at how bad he was

  • @GranSudaruska
    @GranSudaruska 5 місяців тому +251

    Watching him play feels like those ads where the guy keeps going through the wrong gate over and over. But honestly, it makes me want to get the game just to dif him. so gg

    • @MrMiddleWick
      @MrMiddleWick 5 місяців тому +12

      I really don't understand his axe placement blindness. He makes a 90 degrees turn and somehow thinks that there is only one place for an axe in there, so he'll spend like 3 blocks to place another.

    • @jacksonsimpson344
      @jacksonsimpson344 5 місяців тому +1

      Bro I said the same thing last video 😂 I love NL tho and hope he doesn’t quit playing the game!

    • @THEDONKAGE
      @THEDONKAGE 5 місяців тому +2

      @@MrMiddleWick This. This right here. Drives me BONKERS when he refuses to have the axes intersect. Like... dude, a 180 turn has FOUR spots for axes! And he still hasn't seemed to have read the text that says Axes are Arcane; Arcane damage crits above 80% health haha

    • @THEDONKAGE
      @THEDONKAGE 5 місяців тому

      NEVERMIND SOMEBODY TOLD HIM LET'S GO

  • @Grumpist1
    @Grumpist1 5 місяців тому +275

    NL vs his ultimate weakness: rotating shapes.

    • @AlexK-jp9nc
      @AlexK-jp9nc 5 місяців тому +35

      The variety of different ways the human brain can work is so cool. Some people have encyclopedic knowledge of films released before 2000 but cannot rotate shapes

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 5 місяців тому

      Isn't he supposed to be cracked at Tetris? How

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 5 місяців тому +71

    21:21 Him constantly edging the piece back and forth from the correct placement had me screaming in agony. Then I screamed even harder when he didn't place it in the correct spot.

    • @aeiou6332
      @aeiou6332 5 місяців тому +2

      OH MY GOD

    • @scanzas
      @scanzas 4 місяці тому

      while he reads a comment about rage bait, couldn't be more perfect

  • @blueraptor5509
    @blueraptor5509 5 місяців тому +80

    21:05 absolutely losing it while watching him place this piece. DO YOU SEE THE RED LINE

    • @MrCloud254
      @MrCloud254 5 місяців тому +16

      The amount of times he moved the piece up ONE SPACE, almost stumbling into maze territory

    • @VertFirstQuestion
      @VertFirstQuestion 5 місяців тому +1

      it hurt to watch

    • @mike-yd4py
      @mike-yd4py 5 місяців тому +1

      And then he almost places the dart tower correctly but doesn’t change the target priority to slow the wave. Fml

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@mike-yd4pyAs a bloons player I do have to consider that the importance of target priority isn't baked into everyone's mind by default, it takes a lot to realize how good it can be

    • @mike-yd4py
      @mike-yd4py 5 місяців тому

      @@Nikowo1610 it’s everything in a TD but bloons teaches that more than most.

  • @Sw33tR0llThief
    @Sw33tR0llThief 5 місяців тому +33

    He really had me going there when he temporarily stopped fixating on forcing them all into one path as early as possible and instead started building a back and forth maze from the fire out. And then since that didn't immediately show results he decides to return to his previous shenanigans that also didn't show results.

  • @VertFirstQuestion
    @VertFirstQuestion 5 місяців тому +162

    Twitch chat is insane. My man made the best maze of his life and people are still treating it as if he is randomly putting blocks like episode 1 of this again.
    Nevermind couldn't watch after the sequence of events between 21:21 and 22:00

    • @highelo4359
      @highelo4359 5 місяців тому +7

      I was about to comment that like they already on the same line

    • @espanadorada7962
      @espanadorada7962 5 місяців тому +6

      The lack of maze-making ability or the weird long-winded cope rant

    • @TheGoopster
      @TheGoopster 5 місяців тому +1

      Came looking for this comment for some solidarity, I was losing my mind

  • @willasplin8347
    @willasplin8347 5 місяців тому +64

    The reason you want to make it squiggly, is to maximise the time that the enemies spend inside your tower range. Long straight lines they just walk out and although they take longer to get to the fire, if you're not doing damage in that time that it doesn't matter. A tower at the end of a 180 can shoot as they approach, all the way around the corner, and then as they leave the other way. If towers have enough range, they can possibly do this for multiple 180s and double their effective damage.

    • @PickUps
      @PickUps 5 місяців тому +26

      easy there pal, this man sees a clear straight line to victory

    • @CrushaKRool
      @CrushaKRool 5 місяців тому +8

      I am just rooting for the enemies here. Because if the game doesn't let him win with his straight "mazes", it means he'll actually have to learn some way if he wants to make any progress.

  • @wingate35
    @wingate35 5 місяців тому +82

    This series is a great example of how a person can claim that they have learned "to do something", but only think so because they have a false grasp of what "doing that something" really means. Truly a commentary on our society and the frailty of human mind.

  • @Kobalstromo
    @Kobalstromo 5 місяців тому +21

    Actually becoming furious at the inability to conceptualize a strategic path. Legit just locks off entire swaths of real estate just to make fucking hallways man I cannot.

  • @Heatranoveryou
    @Heatranoveryou 5 місяців тому +85

    damn he vastly improved his maze building and chats still mad
    edit: i take it back. it was a fluke.

    • @Jet-ij9zc
      @Jet-ij9zc 5 місяців тому +5

      The last maze was ok but it's mainly because chat told him what to do lol

    • @sonoskay
      @sonoskay 4 місяці тому +1

      Fr. His 17:40 maze was not bad, but holy christ the following attempt was the worst yet.

  • @Smellienoire
    @Smellienoire 5 місяців тому +39

    series has me turning into the hulk version of a type A chatter

  • @ratbaby3107
    @ratbaby3107 5 місяців тому +7

    Gotta love him selling a tower, rebuying it somewhere else where it does less damage, and leaving the exact same towers that failed last round

  • @mrpandamania
    @mrpandamania 5 місяців тому +22

    I'm such a Type A Chatter that I bought the game to soothe myself. It took me 4x as long as NL to beat my first run in Normal CAUGHT

    • @mehedi1178
      @mehedi1178 5 місяців тому +9

      Paid chatter

    • @yosholau
      @yosholau 4 місяці тому

      enelle's alt

  • @jamesruhlman5998
    @jamesruhlman5998 5 місяців тому +25

    dude when you clean up your apartment and clean up your life and then you crack a beer and then watch this bald dude make tunnels, vibes

    • @scanzas
      @scanzas 4 місяці тому

      and then get the urge to play the game because you can't watch after the absolute infuriating part at 21:00

    • @REMdonor
      @REMdonor 3 місяці тому +1

      cleaned out so much shit that had been sitting around for years and then proceeded to watch ryan slowly roll a rock up a hill while talking about how much he loves doing dishes while i did dishes and laughed about it

  • @ChandloEnjoyer
    @ChandloEnjoyer 5 місяців тому +18

    Me when I'm hired to make the activities on the paper children's menu

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 5 місяців тому +7

    RIP Emberward and all future TD games, "serpentine as uncooked spaghetti" he aint gonna put up with that

    • @f_i_z
      @f_i_z 5 місяців тому

      you were right :(

  • @jacobadderley2643
    @jacobadderley2643 5 місяців тому +50

    Fine, I’ll maze it myself.

  • @cacheman
    @cacheman 5 місяців тому +19

    15:24 Roast him chat. Failing to path a Hilbert curve using the three or four irregular pieces available each turn. smdh.

    • @guinea_horn
      @guinea_horn 5 місяців тому +11

      He's not doing horribly but he could be doing so much better. He just legitimately doesn't understand that a straight line is not a maze lol

    • @GolemCC
      @GolemCC 5 місяців тому +2

      @@guinea_horn you are the person this guy's talking about

    • @ethanlocke3604
      @ethanlocke3604 5 місяців тому +7

      @@guinea_horn big zig zags perpendicular to the direct path to the goal is pretty optimal, even if it has straight lines

  • @tomthecasual5337
    @tomthecasual5337 5 місяців тому +14

    The railing builder has logged on. Backseaters create obstacles. Heroes build barrier-free.

  • @georgeashbolt3330
    @georgeashbolt3330 5 місяців тому +7

    IVE JUST REALISED WHAT SOUND I RECOGNISED FROM THE TURRETS BEING PLACED IS AND ITS THE 20 MINUTES TILL DAWN LEVEL UP SOUND

  • @XeroValeMike
    @XeroValeMike 5 місяців тому +2

    I actually love you playing this game. You are bad at it and it makes for the funniest content. Straight mazes for life.

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 5 місяців тому +5

    Chat and NL slowly driving each other insane with this one lol

  • @zermerschern
    @zermerschern 5 місяців тому +2

    Honestly he is the perfect guy to advertise a game while playing it. Doesn't matter if it's a sponsored video or not. I can never tell if he's playing like the last neanderthal because he just doesn't care and focuses on chat/his stories or if he really does just zone out and brainfarts his way through. Wether or not it's strategic, it does have a psychological effect.

  • @blueraptor5509
    @blueraptor5509 5 місяців тому +6

    34:53 THERE IS A GOD

    • @TheBonchampion
      @TheBonchampion 5 місяців тому +1

      But then him trying and failing to replicate the serpentine minutes later

  • @chuck22diesel
    @chuck22diesel 5 місяців тому +11

    Chat over here getting mad at sub-optimal maze building when they have sub-optimal back-seating. Quit telling the man to serpentine, tell him to build a Zipper!

  • @peble_8807
    @peble_8807 5 місяців тому +4

    This is great advertisement, since now I want to buy the game and make an actual maze just to prove to myself it's possible

  • @cyberhacks69
    @cyberhacks69 5 місяців тому +1

    Northern just wants them to work on their cardio, makes them take long dubious paths for nothing, while not working to maximize the area of each tower by forcing them around closely cluttered towers, man just wanna build a long path

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 5 місяців тому +4

    7:48 when my grandma gets me megabloks for my birthday instead of lego.

  • @bobsaget9170
    @bobsaget9170 5 місяців тому +19

    Me when I'm an Aztec farmer and the annual blood sacrifices promised a fertile growing period

  • @laatrommi
    @laatrommi 5 місяців тому +4

    bought this after seeing NL play it and it's pretty awesome when your blocks, towers, and relics create synergies. win condition is definitely the maze over everything else, all the towers basically do the same thing.

    • @KavsLockedOut
      @KavsLockedOut 5 місяців тому +1

      all the guns in fps games do basically the same thing its about the feel man

    • @laatrommi
      @laatrommi 5 місяців тому

      @@KavsLockedOut so true. they look really cool too. the giant dice tower just brings me joy.

  • @GakisStylianos
    @GakisStylianos 5 місяців тому +1

    OK fine, I'll make the straightest line possible

  • @cluelesscardgamer
    @cluelesscardgamer 5 місяців тому +2

    man makes a scenic walking route and calls it a maze

  • @christopherbourn6377
    @christopherbourn6377 5 місяців тому +4

    No more emberward? 😢😢

  • @YarryVids
    @YarryVids 5 місяців тому +3

    Hey NL changing tower priority is a huge game changer

  • @robertcarrillo1960
    @robertcarrillo1960 5 місяців тому +5

    just took tramadol, this was more painful than kidney stones.

  • @Madwanderer1234
    @Madwanderer1234 5 місяців тому +2

    Twitch frogs, is there going to be more ember ward?

  • @HarrisonKC
    @HarrisonKC 5 місяців тому +9

    He's learning!

  • @Aentismik
    @Aentismik 5 місяців тому +3

    NL plays this game like one of those ragebait advertisements for mobile games where they intentionally fail.

  • @chrispharmd2077
    @chrispharmd2077 5 місяців тому +1

    I've never seen this game and NL is fighting the good fight against Mexican avocados.

  • @fauxleigh
    @fauxleigh 5 місяців тому +8

    NL's misplays have made me buy so many games and we love him for it

  • @JrTheDragon01
    @JrTheDragon01 5 місяців тому +1

    4:19 me when someone asks me the surname of the guy who wrote the hit pandemic song "welcome to the internet"

  • @jordanleighton6893
    @jordanleighton6893 5 місяців тому +1

    +2 to the grocery takes, -2 to the maze building

    • @jordanleighton6893
      @jordanleighton6893 5 місяців тому

      You know what I take it back. Dude is trying his best

  • @fezz6701
    @fezz6701 5 місяців тому +3

    Finally, the minotaur has claimed his labyrinth

  • @atomknight8361
    @atomknight8361 5 місяців тому

    I like that the first bit immediately circles back to fruit discourse from the first episode

  • @patmarie4452
    @patmarie4452 5 місяців тому +1

    At least he's having fun

  • @wellox8856
    @wellox8856 5 місяців тому +1

    Some advice would be to group up the paths and extending it starting from the fire outward. Getting damage tiles are nice but should not be prioritized, And also not connecting pieces because they waste block spaces that could instead extend the path further. Going for good towers is better than synergies with relics at the start.

  • @aqqqqa
    @aqqqqa 5 місяців тому +4

    i have to say im kind of over the whole "playing the game as poorly as I can so you get frustrated and play it yourself" shtick

  • @jamiepeee
    @jamiepeee 5 місяців тому

    Watching nl play is like watching those frustrating ads of people playing bad on purpose and make me want to play the game just to see what a win looks like

  • @ScarletKomi
    @ScarletKomi 5 місяців тому +3

    Fruit talk and Emberward, a perfect combo

  • @Jet-ij9zc
    @Jet-ij9zc 5 місяців тому +1

    To be fair, I doubt he grew up playing flash tower defense games like most of chat/us did.
    But yeah, watching this video while im used to doing tripple spiral mazes where the enemies have to walk by towers 5 times is a bit mind numbing.
    Ps: The multiple spiral maze is only possible because the tower defense game i usually play has 2 waypoints the enemy must walk through before going to the end. So you can make multiple paths next to one an other and spiral them around your main path.
    So they walk next to you tower twice per waypoint (in and out) + once to reach the final destination

  • @davidwright5577
    @davidwright5577 5 місяців тому +3

    your blocks can touch the fire pit, try it

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 5 місяців тому

    Whoever invented and implemented "stable volume" feature is my saviour.

  • @klh_io
    @klh_io 5 місяців тому +1

    Before watching: impossible, he's actually going to make mazes???

  • @CTOOFBOOGLE
    @CTOOFBOOGLE 5 місяців тому +1

    *picks starter deck with all cards >3 squares* “Give me the tome of the endless” this game is turning me into a type A chatter

  • @TheOdinsLance
    @TheOdinsLance 5 місяців тому +1

    Good to see the grocery store fruit discourse is still ongoing. We really need to get to the center of this.

  • @CTOOFBOOGLE
    @CTOOFBOOGLE 5 місяців тому +1

    “Don’t build flamethrowers early” oh no

  • @lame007
    @lame007 5 місяців тому +1

    Bro has to be cashing in on the dunning Kruger effect! Ain't no way he thinks he's building mazes! How?

  • @zaddyzeeseburgnutz
    @zaddyzeeseburgnutz 4 місяці тому

    I wonder if his mind could handle playing Gemcraft? Imagine him trying to build mazes AND combine colors together!

  • @meurtri9312
    @meurtri9312 5 місяців тому +2

    it is funny how people's brains have different strengths. edit : i can't watch these because it physically hurts to see you place things.

  • @VakarianWrex
    @VakarianWrex 5 місяців тому

    NL: I've added a full 180 degree turn. My maze is complete.

  • @aceknuckless
    @aceknuckless 5 місяців тому +2

    backseating hell

  • @c33minus
    @c33minus 5 місяців тому +10

    Me when the only avaliable jobs are labyrinth construction

  • @michaeloreilly9693
    @michaeloreilly9693 5 місяців тому +1

    for the love of all eggheads out here keep playing this game its so fun to watch!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sheahudelson9575
    @sheahudelson9575 5 місяців тому

    I look forward to videos of this game coming out. Loving this

  • @INinja55
    @INinja55 5 місяців тому +1

    Been loving this series! ❤️

  • @bobbob-lm9vv
    @bobbob-lm9vv 5 місяців тому

    Hey Ryan, I dont wanna type A, and also I'm exclusivly a vod goblin, so there's a good chance you already know this by now.
    But if you didn't, you should consider how your towers are targeting enemies. Posion would be more effective at targeting highest health mobs, so the poison can get spread around, and chip away at everybody at the same time.
    I had other thoughts, but its all just love and silly games, right? So just do what your vibing lol. Love you bro! ❤

  • @storrn5173
    @storrn5173 5 місяців тому

    i love this series it's so funny read comments and listen to the banter and watch him fail over and over

  • @9600bauds
    @9600bauds 4 місяці тому

    13:14 why on earth did he place a block there instead of creating a U shape

  • @XCeazyX
    @XCeazyX 5 місяців тому +2

    I like this series because I sometimes feel bad watching the dles and feeling like NL is way smarter than me

  • @TsieLeMoswang
    @TsieLeMoswang 5 місяців тому +1

    Its as serpentine as uncooked spaghetti... LOL

  • @tompadre
    @tompadre 5 місяців тому

    I did not expect him to sing breadcrumb trail

  • @wavedash-
    @wavedash- 5 місяців тому

    Actually really happy to see this game isn't completely trivial on higher difficulties, easy tower defense games are really boring so I was on the fence about trying out this game considering NL initially beat the game without utilizing any amount of strategy

  • @drflaggstaff9008
    @drflaggstaff9008 5 місяців тому +2

    Me when I own pet mice

  • @Ultimus998
    @Ultimus998 5 місяців тому +1

    Type A chatters when simply enjoying the game walks in:

  • @KDoodleNoodle99
    @KDoodleNoodle99 5 місяців тому

    I hope chat backseating doesn’t make him quit this game early.

  • @yoshiwaffles6682
    @yoshiwaffles6682 5 місяців тому

    As a former store worker usually they don’t purchase the inventory

  • @thechatter7102
    @thechatter7102 5 місяців тому +1

    35:36 I'm crying he evicerated that man

  • @Hex...
    @Hex... 5 місяців тому

    I don’t know why I felt that after multiple episodes of this NL would develop some spatial reasoning

  • @binarybagel
    @binarybagel 5 місяців тому

    the backseating on this one is probably unbearable but i enjoy the series so far. hope to see more of it!

  • @StucklnAWell
    @StucklnAWell 5 місяців тому

    Sometimes you can just tell when someone didn't grow up playing Line TD and Gem TD on Warcraft3 for 6 hours a day

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor 5 місяців тому +1

    The second maze was pretty good…

  • @william14able
    @william14able 5 місяців тому

    The banter for me thinking: a supermarket rouge like.

  • @nyansugoi
    @nyansugoi 5 місяців тому +1

    nl playing like the guy in the mobile game ads but this game is super fun

  • @peterdafox
    @peterdafox 5 місяців тому +1

    Dude fuck type A killing this game 😢

  • @Mk.Shepherd
    @Mk.Shepherd 5 місяців тому

    Ohhh this is a great game, glad to see you're not letting us down NL. I've been dipping my toes

  • @thecorporation1996
    @thecorporation1996 5 місяців тому +2

    I was yelling dice dice dice this whole time!

    • @Lich_V.
      @Lich_V. 5 місяців тому

      Type A Chatter spotted

  • @rasonj
    @rasonj 5 місяців тому +2

    NL is coconut posting, eggbros feeling hella betrayed

  • @thatkidinclass7318
    @thatkidinclass7318 5 місяців тому

    I bought this game because i was so pissed at how badly he was playing it,
    he's like the mobile game ads that fail the games on purposes to goat you into doing it yourself except it worked

  • @alvbarros556
    @alvbarros556 5 місяців тому

    just another game that I have to buy myself so I can try everything that I thought he was doing wrong in the video

  • @the-golden-duck
    @the-golden-duck 5 місяців тому +1

    We're Maze guys of course we Labyrinth

  • @farheart
    @farheart 5 місяців тому

    Bro would NOT survive in a zombie apocalypse 😂

  • @williampoucher174
    @williampoucher174 5 місяців тому +1

    Really hipe NL plays bloons, think that'd be a lot of fun

  • @Mezan2
    @Mezan2 5 місяців тому

    This is so frustrating to watch that I need more videos to watch him slowly improve

  • @MoxyDraws
    @MoxyDraws 5 місяців тому +1

    the single highest selling point this series is making for the game is wanting to buy it just to do it better than NL lmfao (still entertaining to watch don't get me wrong, and also game looks fun, but man dude he be mazing kinda rough)

  • @wildotter2733
    @wildotter2733 5 місяців тому

    Not gonna lie, it's pretty interesting how someone can lack even the most fundamental reasoning skills and still be somewhat successful.