[TF2] Demoknight Lags the Universe

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @spagetclips7134
    @spagetclips7134 3 роки тому +573

    I like how he uses the booties and the tide turner, which already gives 100% shield charge, and still equips the persian persuader lmao

  • @rowmacnezumi8953
    @rowmacnezumi8953 3 роки тому +180

    Man, that one guy said "Crack is just enchanted salt". I gotta say, magic was not meant to be ingested.

    • @tailnowag8753
      @tailnowag8753 3 роки тому +9

      Magic was meant to be injected directly into the blood stream

    • @bat6684
      @bat6684 3 роки тому +1

      @@tailnowag8753 So my uncle is a magician?!1?1!1?!11

    • @ozvoid1245
      @ozvoid1245 3 роки тому

      I thought it was enchanted sugar.

  • @RandomRyan
    @RandomRyan 3 роки тому +206

    8:15 I'm on 5 health! Yet the number is 3.
    Sam my boi you need to learn your numbers lmao

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1  3 роки тому +44

      Ya see
      I saw that in post
      And got very lazy very fast

    • @Midtermsmi
      @Midtermsmi 3 роки тому +6

      @@Samwiz1 the Crack mind set

    • @Bluntula
      @Bluntula 3 роки тому +2

      @@Samwiz1 stop smoking crack.

  • @TPguard5
    @TPguard5 3 роки тому +154

    No joke, when you started lagging my resolution literally dropped to minimum.

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +180

    3:46 Bless that guy would said that "free speech was a mistake and this chat proves it"

  • @conjure76
    @conjure76 3 роки тому +241

    Demoman is so powerful that the world lags and bend to his will. Demoman is god.

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +53

    7:25 Can't wait for when Valve introduces a MvM based on crack

    • @clan_boyd
      @clan_boyd 3 роки тому +1

      What’s Value? Valve’s replacement?

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 3 роки тому

      Rottenburg demos are high enough already

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому

      @@clan_boyd typo. A good typo, but a typo nevertheless

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 роки тому

      @@clan_boyd Value, with it's game-buying program, Smoke

    • @clan_boyd
      @clan_boyd 3 роки тому

      @@clockworkpotato9892 Nice.

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +26

    The message at 16:07 says "For legal reasons I'm obligated to clarify that was a joke; I will not hold my friends at gunpoint to watch some of the best movies flim has every produced. No matter how tempting it may be"

  • @hank2815
    @hank2815 3 роки тому +30

    Demoknight with Splendid Screen and Persian Persuader on x100 server = literally an anime truck that’s gone rogue

    • @energyhammer2342
      @energyhammer2342 3 роки тому +3

      The sword with the +0.5 seconds extra charge on the x100 servers is better

  • @shadowvonmoon
    @shadowvonmoon 3 роки тому +32

    Not only will Sam force his friends to watch LOTR; he'll also sit them down and read them the series.

  • @piersonlawrence3467
    @piersonlawrence3467 3 роки тому +16

    Sam doesn't realize for so long that someone was just DDosing the servers he was in.

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +25

    Samwiz1 fighting his Twitch chat is the most entertaining series ever

  • @starwarsshooter336
    @starwarsshooter336 3 роки тому +38

    today I had a crashed server thing too, like a full minute for sure and after we were able to move again, it was just 4 members on my team left, no one else, also no one else joined so it was an easy win

  • @Zero001LP
    @Zero001LP 3 роки тому +8

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought your profile picture was a very good looking high-def cheese with amazing lighting.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +5

    "What took exactly two health off of me?" It was your inability to tell the difference between 3 and 5, Sam.

  • @faultyblender3590
    @faultyblender3590 3 роки тому +8

    Hey look, that's me on RED at 8:57.
    Yeah, the server fuckery was entirely on your end. We just saw you join and then nearly immediately disconnect.
    edit: faulty blender if anyone bothers askinh.

  • @Xenrel
    @Xenrel 3 роки тому +19

    I'm not sure if you're unaware or just a genius, but pretending not to realize that you're being DDoSed and just using it as content is genius! I bet the script kiddie behind that was so disappointed they didn't get a reaction.

    • @buttahXD
      @buttahXD 3 роки тому +1

      Other people in the games were experiencing it as well.

  • @AnnoyD
    @AnnoyD 3 роки тому +2

    Forget markers. Laundry detergent is where is at. Spike some apple juice with that while you're going to day care and you've got yourself an afternoon.

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 3 роки тому +10

    The shear amount of lag hurt my soul.

  • @ysgramorssoupspoon2261
    @ysgramorssoupspoon2261 3 роки тому +18

    I've never seen someone look down when trimping on 2fort roof.

  • @Vaygon
    @Vaygon 3 роки тому +4

    first video i see is yours, YT knows that you are a funny dude and wants me to watch ur vid :D

  • @thepolishtech1552
    @thepolishtech1552 3 роки тому +7

    Remember when bots could crash servers?
    Yeah we still got that on a diffrent TF2

  • @Bone-Owner
    @Bone-Owner 3 роки тому +1

    The way you look down when you trimp makes me wanna pour my milk first in my cereal and dump it in the sink instead of drinking it.

  • @papaduplar6508
    @papaduplar6508 3 роки тому +1

    This guy has the coolest community In tf2 I love how interactive he is with his views and all the inside jokes and shit like that it’s exclusive af

  • @BoBrEiGs
    @BoBrEiGs 3 роки тому +3

    Hi Sam!
    Just passing by to thank you for the fun content. Keep being you and I wish you a wonderful day.

  • @pyrobutdecaf
    @pyrobutdecaf 3 роки тому +1

    I'm honestly surprised my message about "forget crack" made it into the final video, but I'm glad to be there nonetheless!

  • @LordlyTV
    @LordlyTV 3 роки тому +4

    I’m fairly certain there’s new or returning bots. Yesterday I had the same lag in the video while also getting sniped by heavy bots and sniper bots that seemed to have stolen accounts. Had a bunch of cosmetics and stuff.

  • @priestly8164
    @priestly8164 3 роки тому +2

    The return of Sam's most hated enemy, TABLE CROISSANTS!

  • @Gyovali
    @Gyovali 3 роки тому +1

    Going to be looking forward to that roadtrip video Sam. See you then.

  • @RandomRomain
    @RandomRomain 3 роки тому +2

    6:06 Well, you know, it's kinda the point of TF2 :
    9 guys shreding each others while a woman screams at them behind her screen

  • @BT--tt8rl
    @BT--tt8rl 3 роки тому +3

    Oh no TFl2 is infecting TF2

  • @DeepDiving
    @DeepDiving 3 роки тому +1

    Streams to Videos is fun. Exhausting, but fun!

  • @merpderp06
    @merpderp06 3 роки тому +1

    A good loadout at the expense of your internet, a soul for a soul

  • @pokedoke7384
    @pokedoke7384 3 роки тому +2

    My team is Red
    Your team is Blu
    Pyro didn't spycheck
    Guess who's behind you

  • @sparkytheoni3422
    @sparkytheoni3422 Рік тому +1

    Thats me at 5:55 well my old name but that was awesome I just found out I was in a video

  • @JetstreamSam343
    @JetstreamSam343 3 роки тому +1

    Every day I am more and more gratefull for my past self that I chose to main demo and then played a little too many demo

  • @draforgg5594
    @draforgg5594 3 роки тому +1

    Lad, I'm dealing with these non-sense lag spikes since the beginning.
    Full connection, PC isn't that much of a toaster, Mastercomfig set, still lags.

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 3 роки тому

    10:00 I sometimes wondered if it was Commando from Risk of Rain's helmet.

  • @rocwolfe2498
    @rocwolfe2498 3 роки тому

    Sam's community makes me proud to be the sole owner of the one true crack hat in tf2. No others exist but mine. Snowblinded crack pot (snowblinded is an unusual effect that rains as the one guy said in the chat "enchanted sugar" down onto my soldier)

  • @creepergamerkid8031
    @creepergamerkid8031 3 роки тому

    2:30 "HELLO I JUST NEED TO BORROW YOUR LIFE FORCE! THANK YOU GOODBYE!"

  • @WarriorDan
    @WarriorDan 3 роки тому +1

    If you have some pot or crack at 4:20 AM on 4/20, does that just help you reach your final form, granting you superpowers and turning you into Marijuana-Man?

  • @JustinRVG101
    @JustinRVG101 3 роки тому +2

    The observation deadline has come. They have: seen all that is, observed all that was, learned all that can. Now they send a new force. 14:28
    The Agent

    • @TGirl_Dave
      @TGirl_Dave 3 роки тому

      they sent hank

    • @JustinRVG101
      @JustinRVG101 3 роки тому

      @@TGirl_Dave Agent Hank, we have a task for you

  • @prominers8670
    @prominers8670 3 роки тому

    3:18 that solder is jojo posing on ya

  • @christopherborthwick7918
    @christopherborthwick7918 3 роки тому

    My brain with tiktok and facebook:
    **insert image of a wet soggy and raw chunk of chicken that's too smooth**
    My brain when I delete them both:
    **Insert The Image Of A Exceedingly Wrinkly Brain And Yes, It Too Is Colossal.**

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 3 роки тому

    12:47 good shot NI

  • @coolemoji1422
    @coolemoji1422 3 роки тому +1

    he's gonna tell your future and your future is pain

  • @sirviolettf2
    @sirviolettf2 3 роки тому +1

    better to look forward when you trimp not looking down the whole time

  • @SkywayFishers
    @SkywayFishers 3 роки тому +1

    Samwiz streampost lets GOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @lvd_johnskateboard8331
    @lvd_johnskateboard8331 3 роки тому +1

    Don't tell me tf2 is getting DDOS'd like Titanfall 2

  • @tornadius4343
    @tornadius4343 3 роки тому

    12:46
    demo: "good shit ahaha"

  • @AntiquarianUser
    @AntiquarianUser 3 роки тому +3

    14:35 THERE. there i am. the person who murdered samwiz1 in tf2. (not the person grappling)

    • @TGirl_Dave
      @TGirl_Dave 3 роки тому +2

      AND IM THE ONE WHO ALMOST MADE HIM TYPE QUIT

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 роки тому +1

      Why does the person grappling look like he's flying after you?

  • @killermetalwolf2843
    @killermetalwolf2843 3 роки тому +1

    You have to force them to watch the director’s cut versions

  • @dispensergoinup
    @dispensergoinup 3 роки тому +1

    Being an idiot with absolutey crap ping, i see nothing wrong

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 3 роки тому +1

    2x4 industrial plank of oak wood

  • @jockdouglass3824
    @jockdouglass3824 3 роки тому +1

    My power is
    *L A G*

  • @papciostrefa4957
    @papciostrefa4957 3 роки тому

    the shovel man shall await said shovel tourney

  • @TGirl_Dave
    @TGirl_Dave 3 роки тому +3

    hey its me the guy who almost made Sam type 'quit smoking'

    • @greenknight9000
      @greenknight9000 3 роки тому

      You absolute fucking legend

    • @TGirl_Dave
      @TGirl_Dave 2 роки тому

      @@greenknight9000 if you're in the discord you know that i still bring that up
      i have a very shitty claim to fame

  • @uh3what
    @uh3what 3 роки тому +1

    I just got a notification 32 mins ago about this video being posted.

  • @Man_who_offers_frogs
    @Man_who_offers_frogs 3 роки тому

    The Demoknight looks like he came from the Desert

  • @thesneakymemedealer
    @thesneakymemedealer 3 роки тому +2

    I wish I could get those glasses I can't seem to find them

  • @RickTests
    @RickTests Рік тому

    Demorab gaming -some dude in the chat

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 3 роки тому +1

    some people think its based on valve guy, some people think its a block of cheese, me? i thought his channel logo was a fucking marshmellow

  • @tf2fan919
    @tf2fan919 3 роки тому

    This is such a trainwreck.

  • @DatHypnoboi
    @DatHypnoboi 3 роки тому +1

    Other youtubers say it's not about the numbers for them, but Sam is the first one I've seen want the numbers to go away

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1  3 роки тому +1

      Oh, don’t get me wrong - I am doing it for the UA-cam numbers. But that’s because on UA-cam I make money off of ads, which cost viewers nothing but time. On Twitch people give me money for nothing, which I still don’t understand.

  • @mythmakroxymore1670
    @mythmakroxymore1670 3 роки тому

    Tom bombadil’s arc is pretty great, it’s just a guy who’s so happy his happiness exorcises demons.

  • @aroot3756
    @aroot3756 2 роки тому

    you predict the youtube video title during a stream a lot

  • @codysmith3531
    @codysmith3531 3 роки тому +1

    I thought sams pfp was a sandwich

  • @FalkyRocket2222
    @FalkyRocket2222 3 роки тому

    bruh even this video started lagging for me lol

  • @martinmarvinii3139
    @martinmarvinii3139 3 роки тому

    Demoknight TF2 breaks the Matrix

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui 3 роки тому

    TF2 is my favorite turn based strategy game

  • @cyrusvans1524
    @cyrusvans1524 3 роки тому

    Demoman was so powerful god gave him the power of King Crimson

  • @stevesabba2379
    @stevesabba2379 3 роки тому

    15:40
    lol that is ME IRL
    also my dog!!

  • @承哲吳-b4l
    @承哲吳-b4l 3 роки тому

    me to this week when i was playing tf2 and it just started lagging like crazy
    and this happened many times whether im playing on paload,CTF,capture points.........

  • @n1l_0k
    @n1l_0k 3 роки тому +5

    try this with splendid screen i do 24 killstreak with the loadout

  • @saptarshisengupta9290
    @saptarshisengupta9290 3 роки тому

    Stylish Indian Demoknight

  • @InfernotheFox
    @InfernotheFox 3 роки тому

    Anyone who says "Futurama Stinks" is literally committing a war crime.

  • @uzimakiking
    @uzimakiking 3 роки тому +2

    you need to make a video about your raids just get the reaction from other streamers reacting to "trollos"

  • @burningcaiman
    @burningcaiman 2 роки тому +1

    oh i thought your pfp was a seagull

  • @ToastyTastyPancakes
    @ToastyTastyPancakes 3 роки тому +1

    Wait, so you're the one responsible for that server I was playing on having a stroke?

  • @niuskay2nd590
    @niuskay2nd590 3 роки тому

    My internet connection 90% of the time about 5 years ago:

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 3 роки тому

    New sub class demolag

  • @C.A._Old
    @C.A._Old 3 роки тому +1

    You Know ? Demo Can EasyZ Cap For Dustblow and Another Maps ! You Need Stick Jumper 2 Stickys + , Pain Train + , And Any Primaly Weapons ! Donks For Push Enemys Back Or Ahead Loose Cannon ! ! Or Building Destory For loch N load ! Thats All its ! Or Stock grenade launcher !

  • @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard
    @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard 3 роки тому

    Can't wait for the land mine shield to get released for demoman.

  • @amoooooose
    @amoooooose 3 роки тому

    Breaking news! Local one-eyed demoman causes the whole universe to FREAKING LAG OUT OF EXISTENCE

  • @defuegodiablo4249
    @defuegodiablo4249 3 роки тому

    the incredible realization both me and my friend Xani live close to Samwiz1

  • @transnewt
    @transnewt 3 роки тому

    Pan > ham because gold

  • @nardo8006
    @nardo8006 3 роки тому +1

    Am dead died of no Nae Nae

  • @DocNodes
    @DocNodes 3 роки тому

    You better do the shovel knight shit

  • @wooptes
    @wooptes 3 роки тому

    swag demoman

  • @The_SteelNerfer
    @The_SteelNerfer 3 роки тому +1

    Add a crack counter

  • @naveesomeone1583
    @naveesomeone1583 3 роки тому

    My suffering in 18 minutes

  • @killermetalwolf2843
    @killermetalwolf2843 3 роки тому

    “I can give chat a sandwich. No wait that’s a gun”

  • @mattthekiller9129
    @mattthekiller9129 3 роки тому

    So here's where NISLT comment section went, everyone just migrated on your livestream chat

  • @a_tree5793
    @a_tree5793 3 роки тому

    1:15 What unusual effect is that? Looks cool

    • @aiyowei187
      @aiyowei187 3 роки тому

      One of the invasion effects iirc

  • @discosheep2946
    @discosheep2946 3 роки тому +1

    Crack.

  • @a_plague_doctor2393
    @a_plague_doctor2393 3 роки тому

    OvO
    Also can we have crack?

  • @czechmaterosski3654
    @czechmaterosski3654 3 роки тому

    The lag bots are back. They’re not as strong, but yes. They’re back

  • @nooneinparticularofficial
    @nooneinparticularofficial 3 роки тому

    WAMO better make a vid on this.

  • @Yukiyonova
    @Yukiyonova 3 роки тому

    give us crack or be lagged

  • @Pallas_Emeritus
    @Pallas_Emeritus 3 роки тому +2

    I wish for the F2f experts to tell me if my 118 points in 5 hours as medic is a broken game or normal.
    Thank you in advance