The message at 16:07 says "For legal reasons I'm obligated to clarify that was a joke; I will not hold my friends at gunpoint to watch some of the best movies flim has every produced. No matter how tempting it may be"
today I had a crashed server thing too, like a full minute for sure and after we were able to move again, it was just 4 members on my team left, no one else, also no one else joined so it was an easy win
Hey look, that's me on RED at 8:57. Yeah, the server fuckery was entirely on your end. We just saw you join and then nearly immediately disconnect. edit: faulty blender if anyone bothers askinh.
I'm not sure if you're unaware or just a genius, but pretending not to realize that you're being DDoSed and just using it as content is genius! I bet the script kiddie behind that was so disappointed they didn't get a reaction.
Forget markers. Laundry detergent is where is at. Spike some apple juice with that while you're going to day care and you've got yourself an afternoon.
I’m fairly certain there’s new or returning bots. Yesterday I had the same lag in the video while also getting sniped by heavy bots and sniper bots that seemed to have stolen accounts. Had a bunch of cosmetics and stuff.
Sam's community makes me proud to be the sole owner of the one true crack hat in tf2. No others exist but mine. Snowblinded crack pot (snowblinded is an unusual effect that rains as the one guy said in the chat "enchanted sugar" down onto my soldier)
If you have some pot or crack at 4:20 AM on 4/20, does that just help you reach your final form, granting you superpowers and turning you into Marijuana-Man?
The observation deadline has come. They have: seen all that is, observed all that was, learned all that can. Now they send a new force. 14:28 The Agent
My brain with tiktok and facebook: **insert image of a wet soggy and raw chunk of chicken that's too smooth** My brain when I delete them both: **Insert The Image Of A Exceedingly Wrinkly Brain And Yes, It Too Is Colossal.**
Oh, don’t get me wrong - I am doing it for the UA-cam numbers. But that’s because on UA-cam I make money off of ads, which cost viewers nothing but time. On Twitch people give me money for nothing, which I still don’t understand.
me to this week when i was playing tf2 and it just started lagging like crazy and this happened many times whether im playing on paload,CTF,capture points.........
You Know ? Demo Can EasyZ Cap For Dustblow and Another Maps ! You Need Stick Jumper 2 Stickys + , Pain Train + , And Any Primaly Weapons ! Donks For Push Enemys Back Or Ahead Loose Cannon ! ! Or Building Destory For loch N load ! Thats All its ! Or Stock grenade launcher !
I like how he uses the booties and the tide turner, which already gives 100% shield charge, and still equips the persian persuader lmao
You can never have too much fast
You can’t have too much charge
fast gaming
It’s never time to not fast.
Speed is better than crack
Man, that one guy said "Crack is just enchanted salt". I gotta say, magic was not meant to be ingested.
Magic was meant to be injected directly into the blood stream
@@tailnowag8753 So my uncle is a magician?!1?1!1?!11
I thought it was enchanted sugar.
8:15 I'm on 5 health! Yet the number is 3.
Sam my boi you need to learn your numbers lmao
Ya see
I saw that in post
And got very lazy very fast
@@Samwiz1 the Crack mind set
@@Samwiz1 stop smoking crack.
No joke, when you started lagging my resolution literally dropped to minimum.
3:46 Bless that guy would said that "free speech was a mistake and this chat proves it"
mrbluueyes
Demoman is so powerful that the world lags and bend to his will. Demoman is god.
God*
"Demo Gaming"
i agree
Shaggy: Finally a worthy opponent!
Its cause he is a god that CAN SAY THE N WORD!! 1!1!!111😳
7:25 Can't wait for when Valve introduces a MvM based on crack
What’s Value? Valve’s replacement?
Rottenburg demos are high enough already
@@clan_boyd typo. A good typo, but a typo nevertheless
@@clan_boyd Value, with it's game-buying program, Smoke
@@clockworkpotato9892 Nice.
The message at 16:07 says "For legal reasons I'm obligated to clarify that was a joke; I will not hold my friends at gunpoint to watch some of the best movies flim has every produced. No matter how tempting it may be"
Demoknight with Splendid Screen and Persian Persuader on x100 server = literally an anime truck that’s gone rogue
The sword with the +0.5 seconds extra charge on the x100 servers is better
Not only will Sam force his friends to watch LOTR; he'll also sit them down and read them the series.
Sam doesn't realize for so long that someone was just DDosing the servers he was in.
Samwiz1 fighting his Twitch chat is the most entertaining series ever
today I had a crashed server thing too, like a full minute for sure and after we were able to move again, it was just 4 members on my team left, no one else, also no one else joined so it was an easy win
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought your profile picture was a very good looking high-def cheese with amazing lighting.
"What took exactly two health off of me?" It was your inability to tell the difference between 3 and 5, Sam.
Hey look, that's me on RED at 8:57.
Yeah, the server fuckery was entirely on your end. We just saw you join and then nearly immediately disconnect.
edit: faulty blender if anyone bothers askinh.
I'm not sure if you're unaware or just a genius, but pretending not to realize that you're being DDoSed and just using it as content is genius! I bet the script kiddie behind that was so disappointed they didn't get a reaction.
Other people in the games were experiencing it as well.
Forget markers. Laundry detergent is where is at. Spike some apple juice with that while you're going to day care and you've got yourself an afternoon.
The shear amount of lag hurt my soul.
I've never seen someone look down when trimping on 2fort roof.
It just feels wrong you gotta do the wiggle. Also skull bat best melee weapon.
@@ysgramorssoupspoon2261 pan
first video i see is yours, YT knows that you are a funny dude and wants me to watch ur vid :D
Remember when bots could crash servers?
Yeah we still got that on a diffrent TF2
The way you look down when you trimp makes me wanna pour my milk first in my cereal and dump it in the sink instead of drinking it.
This guy has the coolest community In tf2 I love how interactive he is with his views and all the inside jokes and shit like that it’s exclusive af
Hi Sam!
Just passing by to thank you for the fun content. Keep being you and I wish you a wonderful day.
I'm honestly surprised my message about "forget crack" made it into the final video, but I'm glad to be there nonetheless!
I’m fairly certain there’s new or returning bots. Yesterday I had the same lag in the video while also getting sniped by heavy bots and sniper bots that seemed to have stolen accounts. Had a bunch of cosmetics and stuff.
The return of Sam's most hated enemy, TABLE CROISSANTS!
Going to be looking forward to that roadtrip video Sam. See you then.
6:06 Well, you know, it's kinda the point of TF2 :
9 guys shreding each others while a woman screams at them behind her screen
Oh no TFl2 is infecting TF2
Protocol 4: protect the franchise(s)
Streams to Videos is fun. Exhausting, but fun!
A good loadout at the expense of your internet, a soul for a soul
My team is Red
Your team is Blu
Pyro didn't spycheck
Guess who's behind you
Thats me at 5:55 well my old name but that was awesome I just found out I was in a video
Every day I am more and more gratefull for my past self that I chose to main demo and then played a little too many demo
Lad, I'm dealing with these non-sense lag spikes since the beginning.
Full connection, PC isn't that much of a toaster, Mastercomfig set, still lags.
10:00 I sometimes wondered if it was Commando from Risk of Rain's helmet.
Sam's community makes me proud to be the sole owner of the one true crack hat in tf2. No others exist but mine. Snowblinded crack pot (snowblinded is an unusual effect that rains as the one guy said in the chat "enchanted sugar" down onto my soldier)
2:30 "HELLO I JUST NEED TO BORROW YOUR LIFE FORCE! THANK YOU GOODBYE!"
If you have some pot or crack at 4:20 AM on 4/20, does that just help you reach your final form, granting you superpowers and turning you into Marijuana-Man?
The observation deadline has come. They have: seen all that is, observed all that was, learned all that can. Now they send a new force. 14:28
The Agent
they sent hank
@@TGirl_Dave Agent Hank, we have a task for you
3:18 that solder is jojo posing on ya
My brain with tiktok and facebook:
**insert image of a wet soggy and raw chunk of chicken that's too smooth**
My brain when I delete them both:
**Insert The Image Of A Exceedingly Wrinkly Brain And Yes, It Too Is Colossal.**
12:47 good shot NI
he's gonna tell your future and your future is pain
better to look forward when you trimp not looking down the whole time
Samwiz streampost lets GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't tell me tf2 is getting DDOS'd like Titanfall 2
12:46
demo: "good shit ahaha"
14:35 THERE. there i am. the person who murdered samwiz1 in tf2. (not the person grappling)
AND IM THE ONE WHO ALMOST MADE HIM TYPE QUIT
Why does the person grappling look like he's flying after you?
You have to force them to watch the director’s cut versions
Being an idiot with absolutey crap ping, i see nothing wrong
2x4 industrial plank of oak wood
My power is
*L A G*
the shovel man shall await said shovel tourney
hey its me the guy who almost made Sam type 'quit smoking'
You absolute fucking legend
@@greenknight9000 if you're in the discord you know that i still bring that up
i have a very shitty claim to fame
I just got a notification 32 mins ago about this video being posted.
The Demoknight looks like he came from the Desert
I wish I could get those glasses I can't seem to find them
Demorab gaming -some dude in the chat
some people think its based on valve guy, some people think its a block of cheese, me? i thought his channel logo was a fucking marshmellow
This is such a trainwreck.
Other youtubers say it's not about the numbers for them, but Sam is the first one I've seen want the numbers to go away
Oh, don’t get me wrong - I am doing it for the UA-cam numbers. But that’s because on UA-cam I make money off of ads, which cost viewers nothing but time. On Twitch people give me money for nothing, which I still don’t understand.
Tom bombadil’s arc is pretty great, it’s just a guy who’s so happy his happiness exorcises demons.
you predict the youtube video title during a stream a lot
I thought sams pfp was a sandwich
bruh even this video started lagging for me lol
Demoknight TF2 breaks the Matrix
TF2 is my favorite turn based strategy game
Demoman was so powerful god gave him the power of King Crimson
15:40
lol that is ME IRL
also my dog!!
me to this week when i was playing tf2 and it just started lagging like crazy
and this happened many times whether im playing on paload,CTF,capture points.........
try this with splendid screen i do 24 killstreak with the loadout
Stylish Indian Demoknight
Anyone who says "Futurama Stinks" is literally committing a war crime.
you need to make a video about your raids just get the reaction from other streamers reacting to "trollos"
oh i thought your pfp was a seagull
Wait, so you're the one responsible for that server I was playing on having a stroke?
My internet connection 90% of the time about 5 years ago:
New sub class demolag
You Know ? Demo Can EasyZ Cap For Dustblow and Another Maps ! You Need Stick Jumper 2 Stickys + , Pain Train + , And Any Primaly Weapons ! Donks For Push Enemys Back Or Ahead Loose Cannon ! ! Or Building Destory For loch N load ! Thats All its ! Or Stock grenade launcher !
Can't wait for the land mine shield to get released for demoman.
Caber knight?
Breaking news! Local one-eyed demoman causes the whole universe to FREAKING LAG OUT OF EXISTENCE
the incredible realization both me and my friend Xani live close to Samwiz1
Pan > ham because gold
Am dead died of no Nae Nae
You better do the shovel knight shit
swag demoman
Add a crack counter
My suffering in 18 minutes
“I can give chat a sandwich. No wait that’s a gun”
casual mistake
So here's where NISLT comment section went, everyone just migrated on your livestream chat
1:15 What unusual effect is that? Looks cool
One of the invasion effects iirc
Crack.
OvO
Also can we have crack?
The lag bots are back. They’re not as strong, but yes. They’re back
WAMO better make a vid on this.
give us crack or be lagged
I wish for the F2f experts to tell me if my 118 points in 5 hours as medic is a broken game or normal.
Thank you in advance