Star Wars The Clone Wars: Yoda toying with Asajj Ventress

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  • Опубліковано 10 жов 2016
  • Jedi Master Yoda is on a secret mission to forge a treaty with the King of the strategic system of Toydaria when his ship is ambushed by Count Dooku. Yoda and three Clone troopers must face off against Count Dooku's dreaded assassin Ventress and her massive droid army to prove the Jedi are strong enough to protect the king and his people from the forces of the war.
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  • @wigglyziggly
    @wigglyziggly 7 років тому +18640

    "Strong you are with the dark side... but not that strong" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yoda's such a savage

    • @YouRude34
      @YouRude34 7 років тому +800

      Leonardo Zighelboim And then takes her lightsaber without even blinking. :D

    • @Landis963
      @Landis963 7 років тому +1216

      And _gives them back._ I don't care what Yoda is actually saying here. That action alone tells Ventress (and everyone watching) that she's not worth his time.

    • @giovanybalbuena5669
      @giovanybalbuena5669 7 років тому +805

      Leonardo Zighelboim that explains why obiwan became a master of trolling. HE LEARNED FROM THE BEST.

    • @ytguard4449
      @ytguard4449 7 років тому +29

      Leonardo Zighelboim fan boy allert😂

    • @juanantoniogragasin1685
      @juanantoniogragasin1685 7 років тому +40

      savagery is real

  • @dr.spycrab4089
    @dr.spycrab4089 2 роки тому +4500

    “I don’t fear you Jedi!”
    “Sit down, young one. This smoke, you do not want. Clap your cheeks, I would.”

  • @JD_13
    @JD_13 3 роки тому +8034

    Giving Ventress her weapons back and THEN telling her to surrender is a master tier jedi move.

    • @charlesphillips430
      @charlesphillips430 2 роки тому +187

      Power only by Duracell you should!

    • @Pokemc0831
      @Pokemc0831 2 роки тому +174

      You could say it was Jedi Grand Master tier

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 2 роки тому +148

      It's pretty much what would happen if Rey challenged him to a fight. Yoda would not even dignify her with a Force Push or anything. Just pull the lightsaber and send her home crying.

    • @TowerofAboveandBelow
      @TowerofAboveandBelow 2 роки тому +75

      Against Yoda they are just cool light sticks. Might as well surrender.

    • @supersani21
      @supersani21 2 роки тому +23

      @@masterexploder9668 Unfortunately, she would outclass Yoda atleast when it comes to Rise of Skywalker considering the shit she did in that movie

  • @waldoman7
    @waldoman7 3 роки тому +12196

    I adore how he's low key teaching her like a padawan. He knows his odds of converting her are low, but he makes what impact he can in a few seconds. You can't turn off being a teacher.

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 3 роки тому +685

      Sad truth is he probably actually knows her. She was a padawan if I remember correctly, her master died and she was recruited by Dooku.

    • @scampoli25
      @scampoli25 3 роки тому +202

      She’s does come around in later seasons

    • @mr.tobacco1708
      @mr.tobacco1708 3 роки тому +314

      @@cgi2002 She never went to Jedi Temple, the master who took her trained her in Ventress's homeplanet.

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 3 роки тому +234

      @@mr.tobacco1708 I knew there was something amiss with her training, so that was it. Still wouldn't surprise me if Yoda was aware of her, or had even visited her when she was very young to see her master. He is a sneaky little fella, and had friends in many places. He also taught the art of trolling so well that Kenobi is still merely his apprentice.

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 3 роки тому +140

      Yoda while a powerful warrior, was first and foremost a teacher and scholar. His fighting style was meant to compensate for his short size but also because he didn't really enjoy fighting others and preferred to just get this over with as quickly as possible. After watching Original Trilogy and lifting that ship I imagined him to be somebody who doesn't even need to use a lightsaber to beat his enemies, he was long past that. Still, it's useful to have a weapon which can cut through everything.

  • @shabist7
    @shabist7 4 роки тому +23390

    “Gucci lightsabers, these are not”
    *Hands them back*

    • @shrirajreddy9516
      @shrirajreddy9516 4 роки тому +1575

      shabi st “dolllar store, they are”

    • @shabist7
      @shabist7 4 роки тому +213

      Shriraj Reddy 😂😂😂

    • @rippetoe38
      @rippetoe38 4 роки тому +50

      @@shrirajreddy9516 Lol.

    • @deion541
      @deion541 4 роки тому +436

      Yoda:Cheap bastard dooku is.cheap side apprentice he see you as.no loyalty he have for you
      Ventress:(runs off feeling hurt)
      Clone trooper:sir I know she the enemy but that was pretty harsh
      Yoda:remember trooper be soft on these thots u must not
      Clone trooper:yes sir

    • @Noah-zn6oz
      @Noah-zn6oz 4 роки тому +44

      I'm dying

  • @FernandoT6540987
    @FernandoT6540987 7 років тому +10019

    if so powerful you are, why leave.

    • @SB_kilsgb
      @SB_kilsgb 7 років тому +74

      Fernando Terrazas 😂😂😂😂 beautiful just saw the movie yesterday

    • @mark4tesla
      @mark4tesla 5 років тому +162

      Yoda is SAVAGE

    • @thunderfromtheearth3837
      @thunderfromtheearth3837 3 роки тому +143

      you will not stop me darth vader will become more powerful then any of us

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 3 роки тому +91

      COLEMAN YOUNGBLOOD23 faith in your knew apprentice, misplaced may be,as is your faith in the dark side of the force

    • @professorm3136
      @professorm3136 3 роки тому +32

      @@thunderfromtheearth3837 “either”

  • @MadTurnip
    @MadTurnip 3 роки тому +3950

    As Terry Pratchett put it, those who underestimate old warriors tend to forget one thing: if they grew old, it means they are extemely good at staying alive.

    • @iforgorirememb6833
      @iforgorirememb6833 2 роки тому +306

      What’s the saying “fear old men in a profession where men die young”

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 2 роки тому +122

      This is old man advice from the 1930s when my grandpa grew up.
      "Never get into a fist fight with an old farmer, he might just kill you."

    • @velkonemriam1935
      @velkonemriam1935 2 роки тому +6

      @@iforgorirememb6833 very close to it, yes

    • @vaevictusdeus
      @vaevictusdeus 2 роки тому +30

      ...or running away lol. Like he did, canonically, like a complete coward, for the remainder of his life leaving the universe to rot while he LITERALLY hid in a hole for decades like a little green bitch lol. And why? To hide from Vader? Who had just been EASILY defeated by Kenobi? Yeah that makes sense. And what an "AMAZING" teacher he was too lol. Literally every student he ever taught was murdered in his charge right under his tiny green nose by fucking stormtroopers that were ALSO under his charge, which...fuck me, lets not overlook THAT incompetence. The little idiot is controlling an ENTIRE CLONE ARMY created by their greatest enemy, and at NO POINT during the Clone Wars does he even CONSIDER flipping the Stormtrooper Instruction manual.
      "Said here, I noticed, 'behavioral modification biochip' implanted in the clones brains by a sith lord, they were...Worry about this, should we? Naaaaahhhh! Let it fucking RIDE, we will! Mrrrm yeees. Herh heh! A GOOD feeling about this, I have."
      "You...you sure about that, Master Yoda? We've literally taken control of the planet that creates these things...I mean, for all intents and purposes we have THREE YEARS to bother. Maybe we could check into...it...sir? Are...are you playing with a flashlight?"
      "...shiiiny! Hhm heh! Yes!"
      "...right...but anyway, on page 6 of the EULA, there's mention of an 'Order 66' that looks a bit concerning..."
      "...MRRRMMM SHIIIINY!"
      The little green asshole is wearing mithril plot armor as well, and that can't be understated. It never even OCCURS to the evilist motherfuckers in the universe to maybe STAB him after he's distracted by falling debris instead of sprinting off like a weekly cartoon villain cursing their "defeat". And nobody even questions that shit.
      "OH NO! He stopped the rock I threw at him using the SAME vaguely defined powers that I have! I couldn't have possibly anticipated THIS! QUICKLY NOW, he's COMPLETELY DISTRACTED, within stabbing range and VULNERABLE TO ATTACK! Time to...*looks at the crayon written script*...run...apparently..."
      Yeah. Yoda sucks and always has. Fuck Yoda.

    • @Nick-zp8wk
      @Nick-zp8wk 2 роки тому +4

      @@vaevictusdeus tl;dr

  • @TheKing-ed2ot
    @TheKing-ed2ot 3 роки тому +1749

    Yoda’ s smile and voice inflection are priceless when he said: “but not that strong.” I swear up and down that he wanted to laugh at her.

    • @jerrymcmanus2480
      @jerrymcmanus2480 2 роки тому +45

      imagine that cackle inserted there, the one from degobah.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 роки тому +17

      Considering how much more powerful Yoda is by comparison to Ventress, oh yeah, I'm sure he wanted to laugh at her a bit

    • @juresaiyan
      @juresaiyan 2 роки тому +4

      @@jerrymcmanus2480 LOL

    • @garrisonjones1827
      @garrisonjones1827 2 роки тому +2

      Next to Obi wan, Yoda is one of the original Jedi trolls.

  • @invisi-bullexploration2374
    @invisi-bullexploration2374 7 років тому +9861

    "Aww it thinks it's a Sith because it has two lightsabers!"

    • @HTacianas
      @HTacianas 7 років тому +403

      Good point, Sith do tend to have more than one lightsaber.

    • @regansiever4796
      @regansiever4796 7 років тому +153

      Rob Webb probably because they don't have the force, and they want to intimidate their opponents

    • @doneverhesitate288
      @doneverhesitate288 7 років тому +89

      Rob Webb lets say not more than one lightsaber, but more than one blade (now this includes dualblade lightsabers which are almost exclusively used by sith, at least in the pre and sequels as well as clonewars)

    • @clerics6869
      @clerics6869 7 років тому +84

      jedi temple guards?

    • @veritastime9522
      @veritastime9522 6 років тому +31

      Yea like vader and dooku and palpatine, not. Tell me you actually know something about star wars.

  • @levifromthehood
    @levifromthehood 7 років тому +2156

    Ventress: I don't fear you Jedi!
    Yoda: Shut the fuck up you will. Business I have.
    Classic.

  • @contagiousstorm
    @contagiousstorm 2 роки тому +938

    Everybody talks about Yoda, but can we just take a moment to acknowledge how the King expressed his trust in Yoda by leaning back toward the lightsabers.

    • @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860
      @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 2 роки тому +62

      the guy stopped a full swing attack out of nowhere without even blinking. That, plus the well earned reputation of most powerful jedi alive.... for hundreds of years... can put anyone in a relaxed position to talk, even in front of assassins.

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 2 роки тому +11

      You have to set an example for your subjects

    • @MM22966
      @MM22966 3 місяці тому +14

      I liked that King. Too bad they had Savage whack him later.

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 2 роки тому +100

    "Dollar tree, these are. Have them back, you shall."

  • @ShadowtheRonin
    @ShadowtheRonin 7 років тому +5638

    *Yoda gets back to the council later.*
    "Check out this sweet sword, you will! From the Toydarians, I got it."
    *Swing, swoosh, swish.*

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 6 років тому +528

      "Now, fight against me, who wants?"
      (Yoda promptly uses a normal sword to defeat the entire Jedi council, all of whom were wielding lightsabers)
      "Much to learn, you all still must"

    • @thecrowe20
      @thecrowe20 5 років тому +219

      *defeats them and its with a normal sword that was sheathed the entire time*

    • @darthportus
      @darthportus 5 років тому +302

      Windu: Show off........
      Yoda: The guy with purple lightsaber, says

    • @BsauceyMichael
      @BsauceyMichael 5 років тому +75

      It’s funny because he could wipe out the entire council with that sword. He would just dodge and one shot.

    • @rtlovcdd
      @rtlovcdd 4 роки тому +21

      except mace yeah

  • @ThatGuy182545
    @ThatGuy182545 7 років тому +15532

    It would have been hilarious if Yoda had used the force to make her punch herself in the face repeatedly, while saying "Hitting yourself, stop you should."

    • @ender7278
      @ender7278 7 років тому +832

      *"Stop hitting yourself, you should.

    • @jamesrandomchannel6270
      @jamesrandomchannel6270 6 років тому +251

      Ender it's yoda talk, not *bleh* talk

    • @kauyanDJ
      @kauyanDJ 5 років тому +127

      ThatGuy182545 Indeed, but seeing Ventress almost lost her footing for running away should satisfy enough.

    • @adamlenser3897
      @adamlenser3897 4 роки тому +259

      Better yet, keeps tossing her lightsabers but pulling them back just before she can grab them.

    • @Floodbait_117
      @Floodbait_117 4 роки тому +12

      Omg lololol

  • @lordofoshu8017
    @lordofoshu8017 3 роки тому +852

    You can tell she was taught by Dooku, she used nearly the same BS trick that he did to get away from him in Star Wars Episode 2.
    Yoda: Same Bullshit, the dark side always teach. Fall for it every time, I do.

    • @DashingSteel
      @DashingSteel 2 роки тому +68

      "Do them dirty in front of they squad"
      - Count Dooky

    • @enderduck4253
      @enderduck4253 2 роки тому +23

      I mean, he was kinda forced to fall for it. If he didn't stop the boulders, everyone there would die in the avalanche.

    • @dr_mohdabuhasan
      @dr_mohdabuhasan 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evanrogers1825
    @evanrogers1825 2 роки тому +248

    It’s amazing how far the animation came in this show. This feels like a Saturday morning cartoon. The scenes from the end of this same show feel like a cinematic experience.

    • @taylrthegreat
      @taylrthegreat 2 роки тому +5

      yeah they did up the shit out of the budget or planning or something lol

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 2 роки тому +15

      @@taylrthegreat It's not necessarily "up the shit of the budget" more like find new ways to make it look better through experience.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 2 роки тому +17

      Even at the beginning of the show with it's "Saturday morning cartoon" feel of the animation starting out, it still LOOKS amazing and VERY impressive.

    • @danielhaire6677
      @danielhaire6677 2 роки тому +12

      This is true of most long running shows. As you watch them back to back, you literally watch the techniques for creating the show changing and evolving. An example would be episode 1 of Star Trek TNG through to the end. Or Doctor Who from the 1960s to present.

  • @ajarofpickles2826
    @ajarofpickles2826 4 роки тому +14692

    Yoda totally saw the “made in China” logo on her lightsabers and threw them back

  • @SauceFring
    @SauceFring 7 років тому +6379

    "I don't fear you Jedi."
    "Then you will die braver than most."

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 2 роки тому +450

    Yoda is like the ONLY Jedi who follows the rule “a Jedi uses a force for knowledge and defense, NEVER attack” at least he follows it the most consistently

    • @jimmyandersson9938
      @jimmyandersson9938 2 роки тому +43

      Yeah, guess its easier to follow when you are at the temple 99% of the time while the other Jedis are out on the field

    • @zeno4538
      @zeno4538 2 роки тому +10

      He used a force push attack on sidious when they were just talking. So maybe its more complicated then that

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 2 роки тому +18

      @@zeno4538 when he uses the force to attack during the Palpatine duel, that’s when he loses.

    • @Comand94
      @Comand94 2 роки тому +10

      I think he threw his lightsaber at a clone and impaled him with it (after Order 66). Not sure if that wasn't a deleted scene.

    • @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860
      @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 2 роки тому +12

      he was so obscenely superior to every opponent he had, that he coulded play the pure defense card simply because he outclassed anyone attacking him. It's not that he didn't attack (he did with dooku and sidious), but he never needed to. He was so above everyone else, that he coulded defend as easily as breathing.

  • @Shikaschima
    @Shikaschima 2 роки тому +93

    I still enjoy the way of mutual respect Dooku and Yoda show each other here. It's a very short and simple moment.

    • @et9120
      @et9120 2 роки тому +23

      They have a long history together, and Yoda is very ashamed and saddened to have lost his Padawan Dooku.

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 2 роки тому +6

      Yoda is just chill. From Dooku it's just restraint from getting in his ship and flying all the way there to fight him. You can see it and even slightly hear it in his voice that he really wants to kill him with force lightning and then cut his corpse into tiny pieces but can't because he would get his ass handed to him on a silver platter in a moment he would move if he was there.

  • @stoneman472
    @stoneman472 7 років тому +4914

    Yoda vs Ventress would be like watching a grown man fight a 5 year old

    • @booki7057
      @booki7057 4 роки тому +182

      More like grown man vs fetus XD

    • @quasarstone4951
      @quasarstone4951 4 роки тому +246

      A grown man repeatedly punching a filled condom

    • @deion541
      @deion541 4 роки тому +38

      More like stomping defenseless man in the ball

    • @gimmedata4557
      @gimmedata4557 4 роки тому +20

      But Yoda is the grown man and Ventress the 5 year old

    • @akshinrajput5256
      @akshinrajput5256 4 роки тому +5

      @@gimmedata4557 why are you replying to a 3 year old comment.

  • @lowgunfire2671
    @lowgunfire2671 7 років тому +6086

    Anyone not gonna mention how King Katuunko just accepted his possible death, and talked calmly even with laser blades centimeters away from his throat?

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 7 років тому +1436

      A King has to show he has balls in front of it's servants

    • @jasperlim8319
      @jasperlim8319 7 років тому +199

      Nope.
      And if the first part is how he reacted, then the second part doesnt really matter.
      The least he would do is a sigh of relief. Or something similar.

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 7 років тому +72

      Dark Legate his neck didn't have the same relief tho

    • @jasperlim8319
      @jasperlim8319 7 років тому +113

      NOT being severed in two by practically solid beams of plasma is a relief, when you were expecting it.

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 7 років тому +46

      I was reffering when savage kills him

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 2 роки тому +1112

    This is yoda at his best. The prequels played up his seriousness and wisdom but Yoda is at his best as a character when he's being just a little bit cheeky.
    Also what a power move to disarm her and then hand the lightsabers back. If she hadn't detonated that cliff Yoda would have t-posed on Ventress next.

    • @matthewskullblood9778
      @matthewskullblood9778 2 роки тому +9

      nah he probably would have talked her to death

    • @mockemperor953
      @mockemperor953 2 роки тому +54

      In my opinion his way of humiliating his opponents is a very good way of teaching people
      If you cush there ego they will try and redeem themselves practicing to become better at what they were humiliated in

    • @The_Void_Staring_Back
      @The_Void_Staring_Back 2 роки тому +32

      He definitely had some good one liners in the prequels too… asking Sidious “if so strong you are… why run?” Or hitting Dooku with the “much to learn you still have”

    • @topaznnani4003
      @topaznnani4003 2 роки тому +23

      Ahsoka did say he got more sad/serious/somber as the war dragged on. This is probably still very early.

    • @halwasserman7905
      @halwasserman7905 2 роки тому +5

      Surprised when he stopped the rocks from falling on him he didn't throw them at her ship. But maybe that's not his style.

  • @AndrewAce.
    @AndrewAce. 2 роки тому +268

    *Yoda vs Ventress:* _"If so powerful you are, why run?"_
    *Yoda vs Dooku:* _"If so powerful you are, why run?"_
    *Yoda vs Sideous:* _"If so powerful you are, why run?"_

    • @Neltharak
      @Neltharak 2 роки тому +50

      Why are you running ?

    • @danielsharp2012
      @danielsharp2012 2 роки тому +21

      Gotta remember the guy was 900 when he fought palpertine

    • @waveburner1254
      @waveburner1254 2 роки тому +2

      @@Neltharak I was about to say that.

    • @bluefin844
      @bluefin844 3 місяці тому

      @@danielsharp2012Godamn palprotein

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 Місяць тому +1

      @@Neltharak "Running, why are you?"

  • @chainsawlizard9528
    @chainsawlizard9528 7 років тому +3076

    "a pity i couldnt be there, my former master."
    what, so he could kick your ass too dooku?

    • @Delta-mo6hn
      @Delta-mo6hn 5 років тому +277

      I was thinking the same thing. dooku could help ventress take on yoda, but yoda is just too powerful

    • @williamgarcia4102
      @williamgarcia4102 4 роки тому +144

      Dooku was afraid of yoda I don’t understand why they made him say that in this series

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 4 роки тому +229

      @@williamgarcia4102 because he had no better line, it was a failed attempt

    • @kenpoarniceguy1
      @kenpoarniceguy1 4 роки тому +231

      @@Delta-mo6hn It would be like Ventress and Savage vs Dooku. With Yoda constantly force pushing Asajj into the wall everytime she tries to engage him.

    • @shaheedsimon24
      @shaheedsimon24 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

  • @Soul.Resonant
    @Soul.Resonant 3 роки тому +3512

    Yoda: *Steals lightsabers and inspects them*
    Like shit, it smells

  • @climax050
    @climax050 2 роки тому +192

    To me this is the thing we've lost in media for the most part, that is being SHOWN how badass and powerful someone is, rather than being beat over the head and told over and over. We know yoda is a badass and is mythical in terms of power, we don't need to be told, we just need to be shown because that's so much more impactful than being told. And for me personally i feel like we've lost that almost entirely in media. Clone wars did a great job with this and with Sidious and maul/savage.

    • @miikaIS
      @miikaIS 2 роки тому +4

      We need to be told, because in today's media there is only one truth and agenda. And that agenda happens to be something that does not work very well when it is not additionally told and shoved down your throat. You might say, that when put through with visual aid only it tends to look ridiculous *Cough SW Sequals Cough*

    • @Camaraocompao
      @Camaraocompao 2 роки тому +4

      @@miikaIS what?

    • @miikaIS
      @miikaIS 2 роки тому +6

      @@Camaraocompao What what? I meant that in these times there can't be any old role models that are "just known" to be powerful. Today there always needs to be carefully crafted message within.

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 2 роки тому +1

      Who

  • @conmanay4563
    @conmanay4563 2 роки тому +76

    Ventress’s face when Yoda tossed the lightsabers back was priceless!
    As I love how Yoda had assumed nothing changed and was still ready to negotiate with King Katuko about wanting a base on Toydaria

  • @NYG1991
    @NYG1991 4 роки тому +2370

    Ventress: ”I do not fear you, Jedi.”
    *runs back to her ship & flies away after Yoda gives her back her two lightsabers*

    • @BaconNuke
      @BaconNuke 3 роки тому +58

      Well he casually disarmed her, like I bet she could feel the tug when he disarmed her.. and she realized he did that without much effort.. she ain't that stupid to try anything against him except escape

    • @NYG1991
      @NYG1991 3 роки тому +3

      @@BaconNuke, well, she’s not that stupid. Plus he could beat her with one arm tied behind his back. Only one other Master has come close to beating Yoda but I forget who it was.

    • @epicshiftchara6032
      @epicshiftchara6032 3 роки тому

      @@NYG1991 wasnt it Mace Windu Who Can More or less Take Yodas extremly agrassive form of lightsaber combat? i belive form 5 where you use the force to make your body more agile higher jumps etc

    • @NYG1991
      @NYG1991 3 роки тому

      @@epicshiftchara6032, I can’t remember who it was, to be honest. Only one Master has come close to beating him.

    • @ferociousrazordino3581
      @ferociousrazordino3581 3 роки тому +2

      @@NYG1991 are you talking about jedis in general across all time periods or specific to yodas age or prequel era.
      If its specific to prequel era you are probably talking about plo koon who beat yoda in a lightsaber duel.
      If its jedi in general there have been many jedi to rival or even be better than yoda atleast in legends. We dont know in canon yet. Some were revan, luke Skywalker etc.

  • @Raul_Menendez
    @Raul_Menendez 3 роки тому +4078

    Yoda: A fine addition to my collect- On second thought, these collections not fine. Made in China it was.

    • @bamboozledpotat3784
      @bamboozledpotat3784 3 роки тому +188

      Want them anymore I do not

    • @kamentrainerhorn2073
      @kamentrainerhorn2073 3 роки тому +116

      Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now, you will experience the FULL POWER of China!

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 2 роки тому +32

      @@kamentrainerhorn2073 Not if anything to say about it,I HAVE!
      (Often a new pair of Lightsaber)

    • @rubylucylefty
      @rubylucylefty 2 роки тому +4

      This is gold

    • @kamentrainerhorn2073
      @kamentrainerhorn2073 2 роки тому +6

      @@annoying_HK_guy
      (Flips toward the door)

  • @jamesplunkett8912
    @jamesplunkett8912 3 роки тому +67

    This is why Yoda has my deepest respect. He's one tough cookie.

  • @Ben_Kimber
    @Ben_Kimber 3 роки тому +23

    I’m looking at those wings, and all I can think of is “According to all known laws of aviation...”

    • @brendofire2084
      @brendofire2084 2 роки тому

      “There is no way a bee should be able to fly.”

  • @alucardbloodyvampire6066
    @alucardbloodyvampire6066 7 років тому +2755

    Yoda the master of sick burns

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 7 років тому +69

      Nah.... That's Obi-Wan.... if you know what I mean.... ;)

    • @redbarchetta4100
      @redbarchetta4100 7 років тому +19

      DCdabest damn somebody call the empire this guy need a new body

    • @Katokhann
      @Katokhann 7 років тому +3

      ba dum tiss

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 7 років тому +2

      You are not the real alucard the real one goes online with the name crimson fucker syno

    • @MylesKillis
      @MylesKillis 7 років тому +1

      Alucard BloodyVampire no no no that's obi wan

  • @vesselinkrastev
    @vesselinkrastev 4 роки тому +2007

    They brought back that goofy playfulness about Yoda from Empire which was completely lost in the prequels. I really like that.

    • @sambridgers9543
      @sambridgers9543 3 роки тому +319

      No, there was still some goofiness in Prequel!Yoda, given his interactions with the Younglings in AOTC. "Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing."

    • @generalgrievous5483
      @generalgrievous5483 3 роки тому +41

      Yoda's perfect I'm the dark rendezvous novel, has a bit of goofiness , some seriousness and deep conversations with dooku himself

    • @J4sse
      @J4sse 3 роки тому +20

      @@sambridgers9543 It was for 95% of the prequels gone. That doesn't make up for it

    • @AdeptKing
      @AdeptKing 3 роки тому +77

      He was in charge of the Jedi Order at the time. I think being a little serious is expected.

    • @chrisbrowy929
      @chrisbrowy929 3 роки тому +13

      @@AdeptKing missing the point here, part of Yoda’s whole thing is that you don’t expect him to be a Jedi master by the way he acts! Looks can be deceiving. You’re missing the whole point of what makes him such a compelling character by getting bogged down in useless explanations.

  • @undeadmarksman5246
    @undeadmarksman5246 2 роки тому +78

    Yoda: “Fail you we will not”
    Anakin: “and I took the personally”

    • @redkoalacommenter6815
      @redkoalacommenter6815 2 роки тому +4

      Well Yoda does fail to prevent Savage from killing him. He kind of jinxed it.

  • @harryg4634
    @harryg4634 2 роки тому +13

    1:15 Legend has it, Grievous is still looking to learn this skill today

  • @Hair2U
    @Hair2U 7 років тому +2974

    Ventress used the same method to escape from Yoda as Dooku did in AotC.

    • @peachysweetener
      @peachysweetener 7 років тому +72

      Thats kinda cool.

    • @thebossmangangster8093
      @thebossmangangster8093 7 років тому +236

      she learned from him

    • @sergiomuniz350
      @sergiomuniz350 6 років тому +204

      She didn't escape.... yoda let her go. He straight up gave her back her lightsabers.

    • @OrionSlaveGirlUWU
      @OrionSlaveGirlUWU 6 років тому +8

      Hair 2U I think that was intentional.

    • @davidobyrne3519
      @davidobyrne3519 6 років тому +58

      Well he said he'd teach her everything he knows and that includes running away

  • @user-tv9ri2yf9f
    @user-tv9ri2yf9f 4 роки тому +1771

    Obi wan:FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT,OUR BATTLE OF TROLLING WILL BE LEGENDARY
    YODA:OUR BATTLE OF TROLLING ,LEGENDARY IT WILL BE

    • @willpeur8360
      @willpeur8360 4 роки тому +12

      Well actually obi wan always defeats ventress but it takes longer than this

    • @ghoststiiizy
      @ghoststiiizy 4 роки тому +2

      Mace Windu No WaY yOu PlAy PuBg MoBiLe OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @See_ya_chump
      @See_ya_chump 4 роки тому +6

      Yoda: much to learn, you still have obi wan

    • @Shearper2
      @Shearper2 3 роки тому +3

      they'll set a time and place and neither will show up, instead they'll laugh at how the other showed up to the location while they are relaxing in a nice hot spring.

    • @rikk319
      @rikk319 3 роки тому +1

      No surprise they were the last two Republic-era Jedi. Both also avoided death by the Sith as a last troll, too.

  • @Cnw8701
    @Cnw8701 2 роки тому +33

    13 years later, this episode is still awesome.

  • @kylehilfiker917
    @kylehilfiker917 3 роки тому +18

    Love the detail of Yoda giving the sabers back to Ventress. Just casually giving them back because he has shown her "Hmm. These are toys to me. I suggest you run"

  • @erasedcitizenx
    @erasedcitizenx 3 роки тому +1826

    Ventress: "I dont fear you, Jedi"
    Also Ventress: 1:37

    • @notnero5280
      @notnero5280 3 роки тому +130

      It was a tactical retreat.

    • @InfinitelyConcise
      @InfinitelyConcise 2 роки тому +79

      *Aight Imma head out*

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 2 роки тому +65

      To be fair, insisting on fighting would have been a VERY dumb idea.

    • @michealhernandez4151
      @michealhernandez4151 2 роки тому +29

      🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

    • @theelfl1783
      @theelfl1783 2 роки тому +28

      Straight dipped 😂😂

  • @louissosin1364
    @louissosin1364 3 роки тому +711

    The fact that Yoda didn't even swing his light saber once and used simple force against Ventress to grab both of her swords just tells people that he wasn't even trying. Yoda is a true Jedi Master.

    • @johncunningham4820
      @johncunningham4820 2 роки тому +9

      Yes . He was the GRAND MASTER . Official Title .

    • @yegmeshjwp
      @yegmeshjwp 2 роки тому +3

      Honestly, thinking about it, his showboating allowed a dangerous killer loose.

    • @tomfoolery5680
      @tomfoolery5680 2 роки тому

      I didn't see any swords there. ;)

    • @mememanfresh
      @mememanfresh 2 роки тому +4

      @@yegmeshjwp usual jedi nonsense

    • @CesarACastillo
      @CesarACastillo 2 роки тому +6

      He actually wouldn't have at all in the first place. Alot of people seem to think Yoda is just trolling an apprentice by not drawing his lightsaber. However a master swordsman never draws his sword against an unworthy opponent. By drawing your sword you're showing your opponent that they are worthy of your skill. This is why many Samurai learn the martial arts as well. So they disarm unworthy opponents without needing to draw their blade. They may draw it partly but only to jab their opponent in the gut with the hilt. They never fully draw their sword against an unworthy opponent. The best example of this is Zuko in Avatar the Last Airbender. In Zuko Alone he fights lowly Earth Kingdom soldiers not worth his time with pure hand to hand combat. It was only when Gow stepped into battle did he draw his dual swords because he knew that being an Earth Kingdom officer Gow would be a tough opponent.

  • @sergiomendoza4850
    @sergiomendoza4850 3 роки тому +41

    I love how yoda quite literally solves this problem with one hand lol. Little force here to stop ventress from killing her target. And then some more force to prevent himself and the others from being crushed. And just moves on with his day lol.

  • @expressnumber-5049
    @expressnumber-5049 3 роки тому +44

    “Perhaps our negotiations will be more fruitful with your successor!” Love that line, very Dooku, turning Jedi diplomacy on its head

  • @SirDurok97
    @SirDurok97 7 років тому +2041

    Ventress is no match for Yoda, he can defeat her even with his hands bounded.

    • @Michaentus
      @Michaentus 7 років тому +10

      match*

    • @SirDurok97
      @SirDurok97 7 років тому +73

      *****
      Of course, Yoda was the most powerfull jedi.

    • @RomeTWguy
      @RomeTWguy 7 років тому +8

      palpatine defeated yoda

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 7 років тому +126

      not really, Palpatine just ran away like any other sith coward .

    • @RomeTWguy
      @RomeTWguy 7 років тому +45

      Mihai Mercenarul it was yoda who ran away after he realized sidious was too strong

  • @Ghostone11
    @Ghostone11 4 роки тому +858

    you know how strong you have to be in the force to rip two lightsabers from Ventress's hands and turn them off. Yoda was on another level

    • @tylerm7300
      @tylerm7300 3 роки тому +45

      She's an idiot. He was dookus master and he's on par with sidious.

    • @trayethell3681
      @trayethell3681 3 роки тому +12

      @@aj897 dooku was nowhere near sidious mate

    • @patrickshelley09
      @patrickshelley09 3 роки тому +41

      @@trayethell3681 A J was talking about Yoda.....

    • @gabrielcastejon7914
      @gabrielcastejon7914 3 роки тому +1

      @@aj897 What do you mean? What can't Sidious do, apart from becoming a force ghost?

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 роки тому +53

      @@gabrielcastejon7914 get laid. There’s no way in hell he made rey, cause nobody want uncle bad touch.

  • @jeremydavidspeaks
    @jeremydavidspeaks 3 роки тому +40

    I guess you could say he was toydarying with her…
    Thank you I’ll be here all week.

  • @sameerthakur720
    @sameerthakur720 3 роки тому +17

    The normal sabre has a piece of the blade broken off.
    And the king was perfectly okay with death at the hands of the Ventress. He didn't know Yoda would save him. That's impressive bravery.

    • @blobfish6445
      @blobfish6445 2 роки тому +5

      I think the broken piece on the sabre is part of the design

  • @rexlevitak1
    @rexlevitak1 3 роки тому +256

    Very impressive how Asaji went from someone that Yoda toys with to someone Sidiuous actually sees as a potential threat in just a few years

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman 7 років тому +612

    Like how the ended it with Yodas theme. This show was awesome

  • @wiremuwiniata1216
    @wiremuwiniata1216 3 роки тому +41

    Ventless to Doku: Master, what if the Jedi Yoda shows up?
    Doku: Do what I did...throw objects for him to force lift and then get the f**k outta there.

  • @kohakkanuva3224
    @kohakkanuva3224 2 роки тому +6

    Absolute chad. Lightsabers inches away and yet he is calm and collected.

  • @kennethsatria6607
    @kennethsatria6607 7 років тому +504

    My first episode, immediately became my favorite series after this...

    • @TriggeringOpinionsandFacts
      @TriggeringOpinionsandFacts 7 років тому +2

      Kenneth Satria same

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 6 років тому +7

      Kenneth Satria a shame they replaced it the “empire’s a joke” cartoon

    • @belaohenrique
      @belaohenrique 4 роки тому +17

      same, very lucky to see this one as a debut on this show.
      the whole adventure of yoda with the 3 clones is remarkable.
      flawless episode.

    • @punctuationman334
      @punctuationman334 4 роки тому +1

      Team Tundra 2 this show made the CIS a joke to, isn’t any different from what rebels did with the empire.

    • @kennethsatria6607
      @kennethsatria6607 3 роки тому +7

      @@punctuationman334 Nah man there were many Jedi casualties by droid and by sith forces like Greivous and Maul, that maintained a sense of a constant power struggle.
      Compared to how The Empire supposedly has already won the war and rules the galaxy and yet the rebels (in the rebels series) hardly ever suffered losses despite having even less Jedi and more of regular soldiers often outnumbered and outgunned.
      That's the difference. And its why I will always love the Clone Wars era.
      Though I feel Rogue One almost reaches the same high stakes, despite the occasional annoying sequel era shenanigans in the way it was written.

  • @marcusesquivel3122
    @marcusesquivel3122 3 роки тому +366

    "Garbage lightsabers, these are"
    *Tosses them back*

  • @TWELVE-TAILS
    @TWELVE-TAILS 2 роки тому +12

    Not to mention how Dooku is watching this scene the whole time, adding to how embarrassed Ventress must've been

    • @joshlight6892
      @joshlight6892 2 роки тому +3

      I don't think Dooku gave her to hard a time for getting humiliated by Yoda, since Dooku himself couldn't beat him. Even Sidious barely beat him. And that could have almost been called a draw.

    • @omega13whitelucario95
      @omega13whitelucario95 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@joshlight6892 in a better arena
      Yoda would have been able to tbh
      But that room put him at a disadvantage for several reasons

    • @crimsoncrusader4829
      @crimsoncrusader4829 Місяць тому

      @@omega13whitelucario95 palpatine was also playing defensive the entire time, making it harder for yoda.

    • @omega13whitelucario95
      @omega13whitelucario95 Місяць тому

      @crimsoncrusader4829 this is also true
      Yoda had to come to him which was the issue is a place where Palpatine had a lot of things to throw at Yoda

    • @poonalex8008
      @poonalex8008 Місяць тому +1

      @@omega13whitelucario95and force lightning

  • @Lebaroninthisplace
    @Lebaroninthisplace 2 роки тому +6

    Yoda: First I'm going to use the force to hold you, push you away, take your weapons, insult you, and then give them back to you, all in front of your teacher. Boss Jedi!!

  • @trier4952
    @trier4952 7 років тому +428

    Ventress: "I don't fear you, Jedi"
    Yoda: "Bitch, I'll whoop your ass from here to the other side of the Galaxy! You can't fuck with this!"

    • @gunnerr8476
      @gunnerr8476 7 років тому +38

      Nope Yoda wont talk like that because his english is like backwards,he talk like this:
      "To whoop your ass I will,other side of the galaxy from here,fuck with this,you can't."

    • @trier4952
      @trier4952 7 років тому +2

      Joetuss check the urban dictionary for the term

    • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
      @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ 7 років тому +5

      +trier4952 Naw, that'd be Mace talking that way.

    • @prankster3674
      @prankster3674 7 років тому +7

      Ventress: "I'm not afraid of you, Jedi"
      Yoda: "You will be, you will be."

  • @gutsmanjohn6443
    @gutsmanjohn6443 7 років тому +2246

    It's a shame that the clone wars series ended 😔😔

    • @skylemac3152
      @skylemac3152 7 років тому +6

      ikr

    • @rocistone7507
      @rocistone7507 7 років тому

      The only same in it was that it was spiked by a bunch of pinheads who had a bad case of NIH.

    • @kieranb7747
      @kieranb7747 7 років тому +4

      Gutsmanjohn it wasn't going anywhere

    • @classycrusader1418
      @classycrusader1418 7 років тому +26

      Gutsmanjohn This was Cartoon Networks fault they wouldnt sell star wars the clone wars to disney.

    • @deanshannon3951
      @deanshannon3951 7 років тому +6

      Kieran Buchanan because it was already where it needed to go

  • @enclavehere.7995
    @enclavehere.7995 3 роки тому +7

    0:10 he had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
    But honestly, that was a good burn

  • @victorconway444
    @victorconway444 2 роки тому +9

    Ventress: "I don't fear you, Jedi."
    Dark Yoda: "Hmmm braver than most, you will die then..."

  • @belaohenrique
    @belaohenrique 4 роки тому +619

    Ventress was kicking ass through the whole show...
    then Yoda walks in...

    • @gl7029
      @gl7029 3 роки тому +89

      This is the ending of first episode...

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 3 роки тому +14

      @@gl7029 LMAO

    • @Not_Alan_Wake
      @Not_Alan_Wake 3 роки тому +5

      @@gl7029 maybe he is talking about that movie

    • @gl7029
      @gl7029 3 роки тому +15

      @@Not_Alan_Wake the beginning of the movie happens later in the season.

    • @mattrb8101
      @mattrb8101 2 роки тому +2

      @@gl7029 no? The movie is literally meeting ashoka for the first time.so thats before the show

  • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
    @user-vr5zk9ox8d 3 роки тому +208

    Yoda was like: “a fine addition to my collection, these are not”

  • @aldolopez7402
    @aldolopez7402 2 роки тому +10

    I love the sound design when Ventress swings her lightsabers at the king, and they’re brought to a dead halt by Yoda.
    In attack of the clones and revenge of the sith, we saw Yoda foregoing his cane when he knew the situation was dire (duels with Dooku and Palpatine). Not doing so here just shows he feels not at all threatened by Ventress, shown to us by his next actions of easily disarming her through the Force (which we very rarely see in Star Wars), RETURNING her sabers to prove a point, and then offering to accept her surrender.
    Another comment below made a good point that Yoda really is best portrayed as the wise old teacher who’s understanding of the Force is so deep, he doesn’t need to use a lightsaber for “aggressive negotiations” (similar to the concept behind the character design of the Emperor in episode VI). I love those duels with Dooku and Palpatine, but I may just love this moment more.

  • @stevzor
    @stevzor 3 роки тому +24

    The clone wars, such a great story and I absolutely love how well the characters are done in this, stunning story & character development.

  • @HighLordBlazeReborn
    @HighLordBlazeReborn 4 роки тому +895

    "I don't fear you, Jedi"
    Lmao this is the dude Sidious didn't really feel like fighting and the one who didn't give a single shit when confronted by Darth Bane. You're going to kick his ass? K.

    • @georgbergsten6050
      @georgbergsten6050 4 роки тому +78

      He even overpowered sidious

    • @adityabhalekar3506
      @adityabhalekar3506 3 роки тому +13

      @@georgbergsten6050 no he did not

    • @joshybay2911
      @joshybay2911 3 роки тому +75

      @@adityabhalekar3506 in skills with a lightsaber Sidious did not want it. It's sad how weak the jedi order was. Sidious was more powerful than like 99% of the Jedi during that time era.

    • @jorionrange8336
      @jorionrange8336 3 роки тому +28

      @@georgbergsten6050 Yeah no! Sidious had that fight both with a lightsaber and ESPECIALLY with the force.
      The issue was, he was trying to get to Anakin as soon as possible and going toe to toe with Yoda would have resulted in unnecessary strain and injuries.
      If Yoda thought he could have won, he would have happily given his life to end the sith in that moment. He knew he wasnt powerful enough and so went into hiding knowing that he would one day train someone that was.

    • @toastedjawa3620
      @toastedjawa3620 3 роки тому +68

      @@jorionrange8336 it's not that Yoda as an individual was more powerful than Sidious, it's stated in one of the books that Sidious won because the Sith had spent over a thousand years gearing themselves towards the defeat of the Jedi, whereas the Jedi themselves were practically ignoring the possibility that Sith still existed. In the end, Sidious had prepared his whole life (more or less) for that moment and Yoda had not.

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 3 роки тому +483

    *Spoilers*
    "Your Majesty, fail you, we will not."
    "Okay, well, that's good. Because if a Dathomirian on steroids were to suddenly show up, I'm just glad you guys would save me and -"
    "Just a minute, you must wait. Agree to that type of scenario, I did not."

    • @XescoPicas
      @XescoPicas 2 роки тому +53

      My favourite part is that the dude was ready to take on Savage himself. Gotta respect that.
      Not capable, certainly, but ready nonetheless.

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura 2 роки тому +2

      a n i m e
      n
      i
      m
      e

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 2 роки тому +3

      @@KokoroKatsura wdym

    • @user-ey5mj6lg2d
      @user-ey5mj6lg2d 2 роки тому +11

      Well, Anakin and Obi-Wan tried their best.

  • @crazysuricata2025
    @crazysuricata2025 3 роки тому +11

    I love how the clones just enjoy the show.

  • @somethingdifferent530
    @somethingdifferent530 2 місяці тому +3

    Love how the king barely flinched when nearly decapitated. Balls of steel

    • @riokollivier
      @riokollivier 2 місяці тому

      Impressive that he can fly at all.

  • @darthultor6365
    @darthultor6365 7 років тому +310

    one bad ass yoda is

  • @tannerhutcheson741
    @tannerhutcheson741 3 роки тому +154

    I like that Yoda and dooku still have respect for each other

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde 2 роки тому +21

      And I imagine that both of them regret having to fight against each other. Yoda obviously feels that way while Dooku despite his crimes and being a Sith Lord still had some of his old self in him right up until his death in ROTS.

    • @wulynne
      @wulynne 2 роки тому +3

      My fallen apprentice is respect? Where do you live? It's the utmost beautiful sarcasm. How lovely it is that anyone would think of it as respect.

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 2 роки тому +1

      @@wulynne youre very weird and sketchy lmao

  • @dreamingflurry2729
    @dreamingflurry2729 2 роки тому +30

    Ventress knows when she is beaten, but that she always prepares a way out shows her resourcefulness (be it hopping onto a Vulture-Droide or blowing up something to cover her retreat!) - it is an admirable quality to think that far ahead.

  • @eliasalias7851
    @eliasalias7851 2 роки тому +19

    Ventress: "So what should I do if I run into Yoda?"
    Dooku: "Try making him hold heavy things with the force while you run away, it usually does the trick."

  • @boards80
    @boards80 6 років тому +61

    I love how the king doesnt event bother to try and move away once he sees Yoda. He knows a boss when he sees one.

  • @adzz4707
    @adzz4707 3 роки тому +403

    I love how the jedis job is so take down the sith and yoda just doesn’t even take her seriously 😂😂

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 3 роки тому +70

      She's not a Sith, and Yoda knows it. Boy does it sting, though.

    • @mowermen1762
      @mowermen1762 3 роки тому +29

      @@SkippertheBart by most people’s definition she would be a sith
      But yes she was not technically a sith...

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 3 роки тому +21

      @@mowermen1762
      Ah yes. But Yoda is not most people.

    • @kilakino9744
      @kilakino9744 3 роки тому +2

      @@SkippertheBart p

    • @villekuronen6242
      @villekuronen6242 2 роки тому +4

      @@mowermen1762 at that point Ventress was sith assassin at best just like Maul in phantom menace

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy 3 роки тому +4

    Ventress: you have one lightsaber, I have two. you cannot win
    Yoda: **yoink** you mean THESE lightsabers?

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 Місяць тому +2

    This episode was probably the best introduction to a show anyone could have asked for.

  • @49swapnilbarve61
    @49swapnilbarve61 4 роки тому +93

    The greatest insult was when yoda gave vetress her light saber back

  • @cameronpugh3586
    @cameronpugh3586 4 роки тому +118

    “Strong you are with the dark side...but not that strong” LMAO this is basically Yoda telling her he will fuck her shit up

    • @jessikapiche6097
      @jessikapiche6097 3 роки тому +11

      indeed ''surrender... you should.'' kind of confirm that. ;)

  • @jackson857
    @jackson857 2 роки тому +4

    I love how this is the pilot episode yet still one of my favourite episodes of Star Wars the Clone Wars!

  • @100waystoplay4
    @100waystoplay4 2 роки тому +3

    "Fail you, we will not."
    Less than ten years later: "Failed, I have."

  • @Might_G
    @Might_G 3 роки тому +323

    *the fact yoda still introduces himself while force holding ventress*
    [Edit] 0:56 for the timestamp and slight eye look he gives her lol

  • @coolrank12
    @coolrank12 3 роки тому +558

    "In the end, cowards are those who follow the Dark Side!" Truer words have never been spoken by none other than Yoda himself

    • @timothycambron
      @timothycambron 3 роки тому +40

      “It takes strength to resist the Dark side, only the weak embrace it”

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 3 роки тому +3

      Bitch, good side is facist

    • @SukatoKjolen
      @SukatoKjolen 3 роки тому +22

      @@eavyeavy2864 "Good side is facist". My word, how many mental hoops did you have to jump through to conjure up such a saying.

    • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
      @TheNerdForAllSeasons 3 роки тому +8

      @@SukatoKjolen It's what childish anarchist wannabes say to cover the fact that if they ever got Force like abilities, they would act like complete scum.

    • @hellmouthoftheuniverse
      @hellmouthoftheuniverse 3 роки тому +21

      Good and evil are childish words, there is only power and those who dare to wield it.

  • @vellichor7676
    @vellichor7676 3 роки тому +5

    I love the look on her face when Yoda disarms her and then returns the lightsabers lol. Like, "what can I do now"

  • @j.g._p2w94
    @j.g._p2w94 2 роки тому +3

    Bro he TOOK her lightsabers and gave them back to her.
    That’s the craziest sign of disrespect

  • @Zach-lv5qs
    @Zach-lv5qs 3 роки тому +392

    A little parallel to one of my favorite Yoda lines in the OT...
    "Master Yoda, you can't die."
    "Strong am I with the force, but not that strong."

  • @maxkogan3785
    @maxkogan3785 4 роки тому +15

    Yoda was so freaking confident that he gave her back her lightsabers. That for me was one of the most badass things I've ever seen in Star Wars.

  • @yfz350twin
    @yfz350twin 3 роки тому +7

    I remember Dooku fighting Ventress with a glass of wine in one hand. Ventress was shocked that he didn't even spill it either.

  • @LittleHorseVoice
    @LittleHorseVoice 2 роки тому +13

    "In the end, cowards are those who follow the darkside."
    "Only the Sith deals in absolutes."

  • @oluftheexplorer9476
    @oluftheexplorer9476 5 років тому +47

    I do love how casual Yoda is about disarming her. xD

  • @missukatten1052
    @missukatten1052 7 років тому +44

    "Fail you we will not"
    Gets F***** by savage...

  • @antwan1357
    @antwan1357 2 роки тому +4

    One of my favorite scenes , shows easily how Palpatine , Yoda , and Mace Windu above all are on another level.

  • @colbywolfensberger6855
    @colbywolfensberger6855 2 роки тому +1

    Could watch these alday. Yoda is da man!

  • @DoubleVisionandco
    @DoubleVisionandco 7 років тому +100

    Yoda made her realize when your a young pee on sith you don't screw with a Grand Master.

  • @soulofmiami
    @soulofmiami 3 роки тому +37

    One of the funniest scenes in the whole series. Also shows just how powerful Yoda really is. We really need a Yoda show

    • @heavenly.snd101
      @heavenly.snd101 2 роки тому

      nah we see him in almost every star wars movie, because we dont see him as much is what makes him a good character too see

  • @sithmaster1119
    @sithmaster1119 2 роки тому +6

    “Your majesty, fail you, we will not”
    And yet Savage waltzes in there like it’s nothing and kills Katuunko even with Anakin and Obi-Wan literally on top of him

    • @sithmaster1119
      @sithmaster1119 2 роки тому

      They weren’t on top of him, he choked them out before the fight

  • @vincentmarcellino7183
    @vincentmarcellino7183 2 роки тому +1

    "I do not fear you, Jedi!"
    "Adorable that is. A threat to me you think you are."

  • @jkthedudeman
    @jkthedudeman 7 років тому +45

    Yoda's such a bad ass

  • @andreaschristensen8239
    @andreaschristensen8239 3 роки тому +7

    1:08 "Strong u are with the dark side young one, but not that strong" Takes light sabers xd

  • @JustiXNL
    @JustiXNL 2 роки тому +9

    I know Yoda is strong but this really puts in perspective how strong. I mean both Obi-Wan and Anakin struggled while fighting Ventress. Yoda on the other hand lit doesn't even have to pull out his lightsaber he just overpowers her with the Force something we rarely see Jedi do to another force user.

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 2 роки тому

      Funnily enough dooku was strong enough to do the same .

  • @myra631
    @myra631 2 роки тому +66

    Imagine how many deaths Yoda could have prevented if he didn’t underestimate ventress and immediately arrested her instead of toying with her.

    • @pranavpendurti8082
      @pranavpendurti8082 2 роки тому +3

      A lot

    • @VAOdin
      @VAOdin 2 роки тому +14

      Millions. If Yoda had just killed Ventress right then, then Ventress would not have trained Savage Opress in the dark side, and Savage Opress wouldn't have rescued Darth Maul, and Darth Maul wouldn't have staged the fall of Mandalore.

    • @nyquil-addictandcoffee-enjoyer
      @nyquil-addictandcoffee-enjoyer 2 роки тому +12

      @@VAOdin Yoda is loyal to the Jedi Code, despite breaking it often. Killing Sith was still like killing a random civilian and would’ve gotten him humiliated and exiled from the Jedi Order, losing his reputation and everything that made people look up to him. THE Jedi Grandmaster, exiled from the Jedi Order? Yeah, it would’ve turned many heads. Besides, he didn’t have time to arrest her when she blew up the cliff above them. Yes, he could’ve let the cliff fall and catch Ventress because they’re just some a few dead clones, but saving them is accurate to what and who Yoda is

    • @kreuzrittergottes9336
      @kreuzrittergottes9336 2 роки тому +2

      arrogant, he was.
      i always thought the emperor made more sense.

    • @j.asmrgaming1228
      @j.asmrgaming1228 2 роки тому +3

      @@nyquil-addictandcoffee-enjoyer disregarding the whole jedi code part which I'm not super familiar with the intricacies, I think the he didn't have time is a bit far fetched considering he could have seemingly done anything he wanted with her at any point but chose to insult her for a good 2 seconds, then take her lightsabers, ponder for a moment, toss them back to her, ponder for a moment, glibly tell her she should surrender, and then watch as she took out the detonator and press the button. Half the video was him toying with her instead of sufficiently dealing with her. All of that when it would appear a simple hand gesture and the force at his strength could fairly well incapacitate her.