The world is now a bunch of gas floating in space But it's getting closer together And it's getting closer together And it's getting clo-(explosion) It's the Persian empire New shit just got made
my fav moments in this: "who are the tamil kings?" _"even _*_crazier_*_ space dust"_ "guess who's in rome?" _"merchants probably._ _and they've got _*_SPICES!_*_ "_ "how's china?" _"BRONZE"_ "Let's do a crusade." _"not anymore, there's a blanket"_ "goodbye mayans" _"NOW THE PHONECIANS CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!"_ "goodbye toltecs" _"BUT HE CAME BACK!"_ "britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make- _"crusade!"_ "[morse code]" _"it's the seljuk turks"_ "united states ran out of destiny to manifest, so they're looking for more. _"that's world war 2"_ "now the ottoman empire is gone, so we can give the-" _" s u g a r "_ "germany's-" _"bigger and there's more of them."_ "the globe is warming" _"and the dinosaurs are gone."_
Bro imagine if it went "Hitler’s out of control, so the international community tries to explain to him why killing all the jews is a bad idea. But he killed himself before they could explain it to him." *"BUT HE CAME BACK"*
“Hi, I live in the Roman Empire, and I was wondering, *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER* -“ “No. Actually ok sure,” said Constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his _society._ Don’t worry about Rome, it won’t fall… _guess what happens next!_
I wish that the part where "its the cambrian explosion" would play went like this: It's a sponge It's a plant It's a worm and some other types of strange water bugs and strange fish IT'S THE SELJEK TURKS! **aah!**
14:38 “Wait who’s in charge of France now?” *_”MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF MACHINES AND FACTORIES WITH MACHINES IN THEM SO THEY CAN MAKE A LOT OF PRODUCTS REAL FAST”_*
Omg I was really hoping someone would make this. I randomly thought about what it would be like if the jingles were all like random, and I'm glad to see that somebody else also had the same idea. My favorite part: "hey can we go on land?" "EGYPT!" "Why?" "CHINA!!!"
Here, I'm gonna put all the timestamps for the jingles for whoever just wants to see them. I'll just put what they are to the best of my ability... 0:09 I miss being able to say hell yeah, now we got business! 0:50 (courtesy of Ailingstar, thanks for letting me know I missed this!) The universe because barbaric. 1:26 The Persian Empire is getting closer together 1:37 Stars create brand new human people 1:42 More interesting stars blow up to apparently create the Islamic Golden Age 1:54 A giant flaming rock crashes into Earth, thus creating China 2:12 The creation of volcanoes causes the sultan of Oman to move to Zanzibar 2:18 The realization of life in the ocean causes communism in the Soviet Union 2:38 Hi, Billy Mays here-are you tired of living of living at the bottom of the ocean? Not anymore! 2:42 Using a revolutionary technique, you can conquer -all- *MOST* of India 2:57 (courtesy of Ailingstar) Existence causes new arrivals in India! 3:14 (credit to Aillingstar for letting me know about this one) When attempting to go on land, you may be forced to go to Egypt because China said so, only to be bailed out by the Indus River Valley Civilization. 3:39 (Courtesy of Ailingstar!) You can find another way to India by going through Atlantis, apparently. 3:54 Mississippi works for me 4:10 A meteor causes the creation of Africa 4:28 For some reason, the narrator confuses making crazy sounds with their voice with land. 4:33 Humans are (almost) everywhere...how did this happen? 4:37 You can walk over there?! That's so co-*NO* 5:02 Teaching animals to help is so quarky and stuff (I said quarky on purpose I know it's quirky) 5:16 Don't forget to add Norte Chico to this list of things! Coming soon to a river valley near you. 5:26 Tired of using lame, sad, metal? Introducing Space Dust, now only $99.99! 5:34 Guess what? WORLD PEACE! (Seems legit...) 5:40 We can now eat sunlight! 5:42 Did I mention the Ice Age? 5:45 _Greeks!_ 5:53 For stealing this guy's horses, technology decided to go crazy 6:03 Guess who's not gone? *_Me_* 6:07 The Bronze Age Collapse causes the ocean to be full of plastic 6:14 In case you weren't aware, Ming is a part of the Ten Tribes of Isreal 6:26 It's the Star Colony! 6:58 Chandragupta leaves the ocean after giving away 500 of his treasured elephants 7:07 The Tamil Kings are even crazier space dust 7:52 China makes a brand-new main rival! 7:54 The conquering of Vietnam causes something to be alive in the ocean 8:16 Has anyone conquered Madagascar yet? Let's do it together! And have babies in the process. 8:18 Can't cross the Sahara Desert? Use camels that believe in God! 8:24 Someone in the Roman Empire and wonders if the Sun is a deadly laser 8:30 Constitine moves the capital so he can be closer to his _S O C I E T Y_ 8:35 "Don't worry about Rome, it won't fall! What happens next will shock you...NOT clickbait!" 8:44 Merchants decide to spice up Rome 8:55 Renaming the Eastern Roman Empire causes the Cambrian Explosion 9:07 How's China? Their bronze, apparently. 9:08 The trading kingdoms become the Moon...somehow. 9:31 There's a brand-new road to the world! 9:38 The Baghdad House of Wisdom is just in time for the Golden Age of India! 10:33 It's a bird and/or plane that can get there on water! 10:47 The Pope can't get the Holy Land via crusades due to a blanket 10:54 The Phoenicians can get down to business due to the Mayans leaving 10:57 Napoleon comes back due to the Toltecs leaving 11:31 There's an empire right in the middle of Hawaii and Cuba 11:46 Half of Europe died...except Turkey, which makes a brand-new Turkey. 12:19 Portugal becomes Christian due to being spiceless 13:43 The Dutch stealing the spice trade makes China whole again...then break again soon after. 14:38 Who's in charge of France? Well, many types of machines and factories are, of course! 14:50 After they banished Napoleon from France, they were back together again soon 14:59 The creation of steam-power causes a crusade 15:17 The Great Game causes the Toltecs to come out of retirement 15:29 The Seljuk Turks come into existence after the creation of messages through wires 15:51 The United States accidentally starts and ends World War 2 after manifesting their destiny 16:29 Due to everyone's paycheck being the same, the Mayans were able to figure out the stars 16:36 Britian and Arabia give the remainer of the Ottoman Empire some sugar after taking over 16:40 Well, the peace between Britian and Arabia didn't last long... 16:51 (credit to Ailingstar!) Hello? Yes, this is the Surprisingly Fitting Segway calling, we'd like to let you know we found the Jewish people a place to live. 17:00 Germany is now bigger, and there's more of them (it?). 17:16 *ERROR 404: NO JINGLE FOUND* 17:25 The thought of uniting all the nations causes new kingdoms all over the Earth 17:43 The idea of the Jews and the Arabs sharing the Holy Land causes them to taste the sun 19:03 The dinosaurs are gone due to Global Warming Whoo, that was something! Looking back at this massive list, it almost looks like I just wrote some kind of bizarro alternate timeline or something like that. Anyway, hope this comes in handy for anyone wanting to use it!
If I may add... 00:52 The universe is made of barbarians. 02:58 Sponges, Plants, Worms, and other types of strange water bugs and strange fish get into India. And also literature. 03:15 China forces you from going to go ashore in Egypt until the Indus River Valley Civilization steps in. 03:39 Going the land route to India is kind of impossible. Time to find another way to India. 16:50 The 1920's wants to give the Jewish people a place to live.
@@ailingstar8856Thanks for letting me know! Honestly I'm not sure how I missed these lol but I updated the list dont worry I put a little shoutout...credit...whatever you wanna call it for the ones I left out that you pointed out, so yeah, thanks for the help!
2:59 It’s a sponge, it’s a plant, a worm, a bunch of bugs and strange fish… New arrivals in India, maybe it’s those horse people I was talking about or their cousins or something! 😅
![Teacher Reacts To "History of the entire world, i guess" [IT WAS AMAZING!]](/img/n.gif)
"hey, can we go on land?"
*_" E G Y Y P T "_*
"why"
*_" C H I N A A "_*
"oh ok"
*_"INDUSRIVERVALLEYCIVILIZATION"_*
"Half of Europe just died."
*"EXCEPT TURKEY. TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY"*
🦃
@@ORGOrangethat’s not too many turkeys
@@pentagonanimates 🦃🦃
@@OfficialPisser Too little turkeys
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"Some stars die with PASSION, and create even crazier stuff."
"THATS A HUMAN PERSON!"
I mean… yeah? It took a few billion years but yeah
@@Chaotic-Toast I guess?
Kind of an oversimplification but yeah
"there's life in the ocean."
"what?"
"COMMUNISM"
IN THE SOVIET UNION
2:17
@@XtraMotherboardmy favourite microscopic speck lmao
The funny thing is that it kinda sounds like it lmao
A little ☭
“I think there’s a universe now, what’s it made of?” BARBARIANS!
that's what society's made out of...
Guess who in Rome?
QUARKS AND STUFF
LOL NOPE IS Merchants portability...
Civilization 6 be like
169th liker
The world is now a bunch of gas floating in space
But it's getting closer together
And it's getting closer together
And it's getting clo-(explosion)
It's the Persian empire
New shit just got made
1:57 "And it kinda made a mess, which is now China"
*Neil Armstrong be like:*
"A small step for... heck wait... is this... China?!?"
Chinese Moon: "ALWAYS HAS BEEN."
not wrong though 💀
true..
@@grandicellichannel The moon: 一直都是这样的
@@grandicellichannelLike there's just Chinese imperial shenanigans
“tired of using lame, sad metal? introducing………. ✨𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐭𝐭𝐭𝐭✨” 5:27
terraria
@dabord7881
Exactly
terraria mentioned day fixed
made with special ingredient tin from the far lands of tin land
“tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?”
“NOT ANYMORE”
The start of some lame add
Ah yes, the only part that made some sense.
"It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you."
"Hell yeah, now we got business!"
Video chat companies, when the quarantine happened:
Betterhelp moment
Travel agencies:
Dating apps
1:45 “Which allows newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die, and explode into- THE ISLAMIC GOLDEN AGE!!!”
you have to put the time stamp at the *start* of a clip, not the end
As a muslim i see this as a win
1:40
"What? You can walk over here? Cool"
" *N O* "
"Well I guess we're stuck here now"
"Has anyone populated Madagascar? Let's do it together!
HAVE BABIES"
Well, that escalated quickly
my fav moments in this:
"who are the tamil kings?"
_"even _*_crazier_*_ space dust"_
"guess who's in rome?"
_"merchants probably._
_and they've got _*_SPICES!_*_ "_
"how's china?"
_"BRONZE"_
"Let's do a crusade."
_"not anymore, there's a blanket"_
"goodbye mayans"
_"NOW THE PHONECIANS CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!"_
"goodbye toltecs"
_"BUT HE CAME BACK!"_
"britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make-
_"crusade!"_
"[morse code]"
_"it's the seljuk turks"_
"united states ran out of destiny to manifest, so they're looking for more.
_"that's world war 2"_
"now the ottoman empire is gone, so we can give the-"
_" s u g a r "_
"germany's-"
_"bigger and there's more of them."_
"the globe is warming"
_"and the dinosaurs are gone."_
Bro imagine if it went
"Hitler’s out of control, so the international community tries to explain to him why killing all the jews is a bad idea. But he killed himself before they could explain it to him."
*"BUT HE CAME BACK"*
Absolutely perfect list of moments
"Guess whos not gone?"
"MEEE"
honestly quite incredible
“Hi, I live in the Roman Empire, and I was wondering, *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER* -“
“No. Actually ok sure,” said Constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his _society._
Don’t worry about Rome, it won’t fall… _guess what happens next!_
mmm cooked roman my favourite
the guess what happens next fits so perfectly
@@OszkarFulop wait til you learn about Pompeii..
guess who's in Rome? merchants probably
“Has anyone populated Madagascar yet?”
“Let’s do it together”
*”have babies-“*
But it's getting closer together...
*IT'S THE PERSIAN EMPIRE*
Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?
*n o t a n y m o r e*
New shit just got made!
Iran has it's founding story yo
Some people have no friends
Some people have no _food_
The globe is warming
*_And the dinosaurs are gone~_*
My favorite
6:26
"ITS A STAR"
"wow thats big"
also why was that so smooth-
Thats what she said 😈
@@Justawobbledog 😭
I wish that the part where "its the cambrian explosion" would play went like this:
It's a sponge
It's a plant
It's a worm and some other types of strange water bugs and strange fish
IT'S THE SELJEK TURKS! **aah!**
perfect
8:36 "Don't worry, it won't fall"
"Guess what happens next?"
It falls
it fell.
it doesn't fall ;)
It ascends
it ascends
*to heaven*
"whats it made of?"
*BARBARIANS.*
This was the best bit
Discovering new islands in Civ
"Some people have no friends, other people have no food, the globe is warming, *and the dinosours are gone.*
the worst part is the dinosaurs being gone. rip legends
I mean… they are gone?
@@escaped_cephalopodYeah, they technically are.
So sad.
I would have friends if the dinosaurs were still here
3:40 "I have to go back in the Water to Find another way to India"
19:02 Some people have no friends, some people have no food, the globe is warming, *and the dinosaurs are gone*
rip to the dinosaurs, they truly were legends
Legit the saddest thing 😔
1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix 1 can prepared coconut-pecan frosting 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup butter or margarine 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar 2 cups all-purpose flour Fish-shaped crackers Fish-shaped candies Fish-shaped solid waste Fish-shaped dirt Fish-shaped ethylbenzene?
9:08 “How’s those trading kingdoms?”
*”NOW THE MOOOOON”* 😂😂😂
Oh, you can walk over here? Cool! *"NO!"* Well I guess we're stuck here now.
Legitimately makes sense!!!
"and now there's BUISNESS, MONEY, WRITING, LAWS, POWER, norte chico!!!!!!!"
"Guess who's not gone? Me! You can make a religion out of this." 6:03
no, don't
Christianity kind of?
church of napoleon👍
"Lets divide the land so everyone is happy- TASTE THE § Ů Ň"
4:11
*meteor hits north america*
AFRICA
“Guess who’s not gone?” Napoleon: “Me!”
Said Napoleon
We can make a religion out of this
"Oh cool i guess you can walk over here"
"NO"
"well i guess we're stuck here"
"Some people have no friends, some people have no food, the globe is warming, AND THE DINOSAURS AR Ğ Ø Ň Ə"
That’s actually kind of accurate, given that fossil fuels are in fact fossils.
What is the time stamp
@@DummyDrummy10 19:02
6:07 There's the bronze age collapse.
AND THE *OCEAN* IS FULL OF *PLASTIC!*
1:57
“Which is -CHINA”
3:17
“Can we go on land? -eGYYYPT why? -chIIINAAAA oh ok. -indus RIVER VALLY CIVILIZATION”
"And china's on the dark side of the moon"
-some song my brother sometimes plays while driving
14:38 “Wait who’s in charge of France now?”
*_”MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF MACHINES AND FACTORIES WITH MACHINES IN THEM SO THEY CAN MAKE A LOT OF PRODUCTS REAL FAST”_*
"Communism in the Soviet Union."
"Oh cool, like a plant or an animal?"
"No, a microscopic speck."
Pretty much sums up _how it actually went._
“Some people game no friends, some people have no food. The globe is warming
“and the dinosaurs are gone~””
14:38 LMAO PERFECTION
robot uprising in france
@@mizukittyakinyama pre industrial robot uprising no less
This is the story of ultrakill now im convinced. Blame the french for the death of humanity
"Let's do it together and HAVE BABIES" bro knew what he was doing 💀
Hey, can we go on land?
EGYPT
Why?
CHINA
Oh, OK
INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATION
3:17
"Also, guess what? WORLD PEACE!"
Seems legit
5:28 - 5:30 Introducing Space Dust!
15:51 is so underrated
“You can walk over here?” **NO** “oh I guess we’re stuck here now then” was perfect
"Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean? Not anymore."
There's life in the ocean.
What?
*COMMUNISM*
"Whoops, half of Europe just died, execpt Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey."
I knew Turkey is not part of Europe.
Guess who's in Rome?
*Merchants, probably*
Omg I was really hoping someone would make this. I randomly thought about what it would be like if the jingles were all like random, and I'm glad to see that somebody else also had the same idea.
My favorite part:
"hey can we go on land?"
"EGYPT!"
"Why?"
"CHINA!!!"
INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATION!!!!!!!!!!!!
nevermind it’s the media-
ITS A STAR 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
wow that's really big
4:37 - 4:40 Cannot Walk Over Here
That's perfect the NO made me laugh
“you can walk over here? cool!”
*NO*
@@anordinarychannelkeepgoingwell I guess we’re stuck here now
@@SawdustMusic-rd8mj *lets review*
“And now there’s business, money, writing, laws, power, NORTE CHICO”
Here, I'm gonna put all the timestamps for the jingles for whoever just wants to see them. I'll just put what they are to the best of my ability...
0:09 I miss being able to say hell yeah, now we got business!
0:50 (courtesy of Ailingstar, thanks for letting me know I missed this!) The universe because barbaric.
1:26 The Persian Empire is getting closer together
1:37 Stars create brand new human people
1:42 More interesting stars blow up to apparently create the Islamic Golden Age
1:54 A giant flaming rock crashes into Earth, thus creating China
2:12 The creation of volcanoes causes the sultan of Oman to move to Zanzibar
2:18 The realization of life in the ocean causes communism in the Soviet Union
2:38 Hi, Billy Mays here-are you tired of living of living at the bottom of the ocean? Not anymore!
2:42 Using a revolutionary technique, you can conquer -all- *MOST* of India
2:57 (courtesy of Ailingstar) Existence causes new arrivals in India!
3:14 (credit to Aillingstar for letting me know about this one) When attempting to go on land, you may be forced to go to Egypt because China said so, only to be bailed out by the Indus River Valley Civilization.
3:39 (Courtesy of Ailingstar!) You can find another way to India by going through Atlantis, apparently.
3:54 Mississippi works for me
4:10 A meteor causes the creation of Africa
4:28 For some reason, the narrator confuses making crazy sounds with their voice with land.
4:33 Humans are (almost) everywhere...how did this happen?
4:37 You can walk over there?! That's so co-*NO*
5:02 Teaching animals to help is so quarky and stuff (I said quarky on purpose I know it's quirky)
5:16 Don't forget to add Norte Chico to this list of things! Coming soon to a river valley near you.
5:26 Tired of using lame, sad, metal? Introducing Space Dust, now only $99.99!
5:34 Guess what? WORLD PEACE! (Seems legit...)
5:40 We can now eat sunlight!
5:42 Did I mention the Ice Age?
5:45 _Greeks!_
5:53 For stealing this guy's horses, technology decided to go crazy
6:03 Guess who's not gone? *_Me_*
6:07 The Bronze Age Collapse causes the ocean to be full of plastic
6:14 In case you weren't aware, Ming is a part of the Ten Tribes of Isreal
6:26 It's the Star Colony!
6:58 Chandragupta leaves the ocean after giving away 500 of his treasured elephants
7:07 The Tamil Kings are even crazier space dust
7:52 China makes a brand-new main rival!
7:54 The conquering of Vietnam causes something to be alive in the ocean
8:16 Has anyone conquered Madagascar yet? Let's do it together! And have babies in the process.
8:18 Can't cross the Sahara Desert? Use camels that believe in God!
8:24 Someone in the Roman Empire and wonders if the Sun is a deadly laser
8:30 Constitine moves the capital so he can be closer to his _S O C I E T Y_
8:35 "Don't worry about Rome, it won't fall! What happens next will shock you...NOT clickbait!"
8:44 Merchants decide to spice up Rome
8:55 Renaming the Eastern Roman Empire causes the Cambrian Explosion
9:07 How's China? Their bronze, apparently.
9:08 The trading kingdoms become the Moon...somehow.
9:31 There's a brand-new road to the world!
9:38 The Baghdad House of Wisdom is just in time for the Golden Age of India!
10:33 It's a bird and/or plane that can get there on water!
10:47 The Pope can't get the Holy Land via crusades due to a blanket
10:54 The Phoenicians can get down to business due to the Mayans leaving
10:57 Napoleon comes back due to the Toltecs leaving
11:31 There's an empire right in the middle of Hawaii and Cuba
11:46 Half of Europe died...except Turkey, which makes a brand-new Turkey.
12:19 Portugal becomes Christian due to being spiceless
13:43 The Dutch stealing the spice trade makes China whole again...then break again soon after.
14:38 Who's in charge of France? Well, many types of machines and factories are, of course!
14:50 After they banished Napoleon from France, they were back together again soon
14:59 The creation of steam-power causes a crusade
15:17 The Great Game causes the Toltecs to come out of retirement
15:29 The Seljuk Turks come into existence after the creation of messages through wires
15:51 The United States accidentally starts and ends World War 2 after manifesting their destiny
16:29 Due to everyone's paycheck being the same, the Mayans were able to figure out the stars
16:36 Britian and Arabia give the remainer of the Ottoman Empire some sugar after taking over
16:40 Well, the peace between Britian and Arabia didn't last long...
16:51 (credit to Ailingstar!) Hello? Yes, this is the Surprisingly Fitting Segway calling, we'd like to let you know we found the Jewish people a place to live.
17:00 Germany is now bigger, and there's more of them (it?).
17:16 *ERROR 404: NO JINGLE FOUND*
17:25 The thought of uniting all the nations causes new kingdoms all over the Earth
17:43 The idea of the Jews and the Arabs sharing the Holy Land causes them to taste the sun
19:03 The dinosaurs are gone due to Global Warming
Whoo, that was something! Looking back at this massive list, it almost looks like I just wrote some kind of bizarro alternate timeline or something like that. Anyway, hope this comes in handy for anyone wanting to use it!
If I may add...
00:52 The universe is made of barbarians.
02:58 Sponges, Plants, Worms, and other types of strange water bugs and strange fish get into India. And also literature.
03:15 China forces you from going to go ashore in Egypt until the Indus River Valley Civilization steps in.
03:39 Going the land route to India is kind of impossible. Time to find another way to India.
16:50 The 1920's wants to give the Jewish people a place to live.
@@ailingstar8856Thanks for letting me know! Honestly I'm not sure how I missed these lol but I updated the list dont worry I put a little shoutout...credit...whatever you wanna call it for the ones I left out that you pointed out, so yeah, thanks for the help!
"Okay so I can go on land but I have to go back in the water to find another way to India." Guess that's technically accurate to what happened.
Yeah, i mean… yeah
"I think there's a universe now, what's it made of?"
"BARBARIANS!"
"something's alive in the ocean"
SICK! NEW TRADE ROUTES
"Don't worry about Rome, it won't fall."
"GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT"
"Let's do it together"
"Have babies~🎶"
0:53 a universe made of barbarians
1:29 persian empire made of a bunch of gas that's getting closer together
here comes a meteor
_explosion_
*A F R I C A*
14:38 Perfection
france is the first victim of the robot uprising
5:16 : business, money, writing, laws, power...
NORTE CHICO
Hey can we go on land?
"Egypt"
Why?
"China"
Oh ok
"Indus river valley civilization"
"Want silk? Now you can buy from China! They just made a-"
"🎶Main rival..🎶"
Volcano Alert! *The Sultan of Ulma lives in Zanzibar Now!*
**Oman*
"What, you can walk over here?"
*"NO"*
"Well, I guess we're stuck over here :/"
Here comes the Assyrian Empire. Nevermind, it’s the Babyloni- Medi- It’s a star
4:35 probably my favourite part
"Norte chico"
"Coming soon to a dank river valley near you"
2:59
It’s a sponge, it’s a plant, a worm, a bunch of bugs and strange fish…
New arrivals in India, maybe it’s those horse people I was talking about or their cousins or something! 😅
"COMMUNISM IN THE SOVIET UNION"
"Oh cool, like a plant or an animal?"
9:06 "hows china?" "bRONZE"
volcano alert: *the sultan of oman lives in zanzibar now*
"Who are the tamil kings? Even crazier space dust!"
Well, that's not wrong. ;)
Introducing *SPACE DUST,* made from special ingredient Tin.
From the farlands of tin land
"Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean? Not anymore. Now you can eat sunlight!"
8:44
"Guess who's in Rome?"
"Merchants, probably. And they've got spices!"
Who is in the charge in france now?
"Machines in factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast"
Honestly my favorite moment.
But it's getting closer together.
And closer together.
And- *kaboom*
It's the Persian Empire!
Here comes the Assyrian Empire!
Nevermind it's the Babylonia- Media-
It's a star!
3:55
"works for me"
"hello mississippi"
“But I have to go back in the water to find another way to India”
Surprisingly accurate
Thank you UA-cam for recommending this random video from 6 years ago on a long dead channel.
1:57 And it kind of made a mess, which is *CHINA*
The only jingles that are unaffected are :
"They never got Ethiopia"
And
"They never got Thailand"
They never got "They never got Ethiopia"
They never got "They never got Thailand"
It makes “It makes cars go”
And weather update
5:02 - 5:06 Many Loves
“Oh we can walk over here” “NO”
5:26
"Tired of using lame, sad metal? Introducing 🎵space dust!🎵"
POV: Same name
Made with special ingredient TIN
"here comes the Assyrian empire, nevermind it's the Babylonian Median its a star!" 6:26
Wow, that's big.
Well, that's not wrong. ;)
I like to imagine the persian empire just immediately explodes and becomes a second sun or some shit
Those 2 got directly switched, huh.
"What? You can walk over here? Cool!"
"NO."
12:20 - 12:36 Wait By Loving Jesus
1:18 Marriage of marriages!
1:35 "Bigger stars burn out and die with passion, and make even crazier shit."
"That's a human person!"
"How did this happen?"
"What? You can walk over here? Cool!"
"NO"
You can walk over here?
Cool
N O
Well I guess we're stuck here now
3:16 "Hey can we go on land" "EGYPT" "Why not?" "CHINNNNNAAAAAA" "Oh ok"
"don't worry about rome, it won't fall"
"GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT"
Fav part: "Theres Rome, it wont fall, you can guess what happens next"
4:36
wait you can walk over here, cool
NO
well I guess we're stuck here now
Makes sense
You know when you sit weird and your foot's asleep? This feels like my brain is asleep.
“Business, money, writing, laws, power, NORTE CHICO”
real
*somethings alive in the ocean*… Sick new trade routes!
"some people have no friends"
"some people have no food"
"the globe is warming"
"AND THE DINOSAURS ARE GONE"
5:16 - 5:20 Norte Chico and Soute Chico merge to Star Chico