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  • @visiogenics
    @visiogenics 2 роки тому +60121

    this blue haired freak again??

    • @Antimony145
      @Antimony145 2 роки тому +5

      he is so stuped i hat him idot blu har 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 he shut the the hell hus mouth🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @jacobnavarro2442
      @jacobnavarro2442 2 роки тому +424

      You got pinned

    • @HeatSeeker19
      @HeatSeeker19 2 роки тому +240

      Eewie

    • @p5yk4president
      @p5yk4president 2 роки тому +62

      wow

    • @rowcookie3925
      @rowcookie3925 2 роки тому

      I hate this guy!

  • @jack22206
    @jack22206 2 роки тому +10270

    I love that the grandpa complains about “new math”, but one of the problems on the board earlier was literally 4x3.

    • @mcwjes
      @mcwjes 2 роки тому +729

      To be fair, he might be much older than he looks. Maybe they only had enough numbers for the trinity when he was growing up.

    • @mewesquirrel6720
      @mewesquirrel6720 2 роки тому +192

      He didn't go past 3 rd grade🤣

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 роки тому +13

      @@mcwjes HA! 😂

    • @kaltakus
      @kaltakus 2 роки тому +74

      Yeah tbf some of the much older generation didn’t have to do multiplication until high school…

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 2 роки тому +127

      "These new fandangled 'zero' things have really made maths hard."

  • @idletalker
    @idletalker 2 роки тому +5328

    “this is boring, im going home” is actually such a funny thing to say to kids being mean lmao

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 Рік тому +484

      Such a power move lol just call your bullies boring and walk away

    • @Haunted_Plush
      @Haunted_Plush Рік тому +243

      Screw you guys I'm going home

    • @pinkfurret6245
      @pinkfurret6245 8 місяців тому +65

      "I'm bored. You're boring me."

    • @JakeRayTM
      @JakeRayTM 5 місяців тому

      ​@@pinkfurret6245 "WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT"

    • @mr.perfectcell1887
      @mr.perfectcell1887 Місяць тому +1

      @@pinkfurret6245 TFS reference by chance?

  • @fourthgonzalez8739
    @fourthgonzalez8739 2 роки тому +23777

    the most accurate part of ally and obie was all the adults saying "math is not that difficult" and then offering no help

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 2 роки тому +1080

      gives vibes of a tall person standing right next to a short person trying to reach a high shelf and saying "why don't you just reach it it's not that hard" and walking away

    • @angelnetworks
      @angelnetworks 2 роки тому +429

      thats how it was irl for me or theyd offer help and then be morelost than i was lmao

    • @ghostlyhousehorrors
      @ghostlyhousehorrors 2 роки тому +478

      Same energy as my high school saying they can help find scholarships and when i asked they said "idk go look in the computer."
      :/

    • @hoghuhaghu8506
      @hoghuhaghu8506 2 роки тому

      @@barrothontherocks3325 just jump😀

    • @trikitrikitriki
      @trikitrikitriki 2 роки тому +604

      @@ghostlyhousehorrors When I was in high school, my counselor said, "Don't worry about paying for college. You're a woman and Hispanic. The schools will all just let you in and throw money at you." He was a white man. The colleges did not all accept me and did not throw money at me.

  • @ThaDirtyBubble
    @ThaDirtyBubble 2 роки тому +7419

    That dude was immediately skeptical of Joan’s BS. She definitely is no stranger to spreading idle reports.

    • @samszczepanski2281
      @samszczepanski2281 Рік тому +456

      Shame on you for spreading idle reports, Joan. 😐

    • @comet1269
      @comet1269 Рік тому +177

      She's the biggest idle reporter in town SMH 😞

    • @emmaconder7854
      @emmaconder7854 10 місяців тому +58

      Jesus, Joan, I KNOW you’re always spreads idle reports

    • @dezcubing5844
      @dezcubing5844 6 місяців тому +27

      Joan, ill turn you into the police station if you dont stop spreading idle reports, Joan.

    • @lizoliver3021
      @lizoliver3021 3 місяці тому +20

      ​@@comet1269 bro i literally saw Joan reporting idly last week she's back on her shit

  • @Dr.PicklePh.D.
    @Dr.PicklePh.D. 2 роки тому +7973

    Okay but actually, I was watching this video on my lunch break tonight and my coworker, who had absolutely no idea who Drew Gooden is, came up behind me and said "yo is that Ninja?" and he had to wait for me to quit laughing long enough to explain

  • @ionaf9
    @ionaf9 2 роки тому +7964

    "shame on you for spreading idle reports Joan" has to be the greatest line of dialogue of all time

    • @paiger6058
      @paiger6058 2 роки тому +97

      Yea it’s a solid line lol

    • @nosferat-ew
      @nosferat-ew 2 роки тому +33

      my thoughts exactly, I’ve got to start saying that 😂

    • @kaceo.damondaze5270
      @kaceo.damondaze5270 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @kainiak304
      @kainiak304 2 роки тому +131

      That's exactly what I always say when Joan is spreading idle reports.

    • @alikaandrade3435
      @alikaandrade3435 2 роки тому +3

      Ohhhh, Christians lol

  • @yousefebrahim3473
    @yousefebrahim3473 2 роки тому +7066

    i truly believe the delivery of "shame on you for spreading idle reports, joan" was award-worthy

    • @VelvetWxtch
      @VelvetWxtch 2 роки тому +81

      Yeah made me feel bad honestly 😢

    • @abbsterlicious5186
      @abbsterlicious5186 2 роки тому +310

      Dude when she stopped mid sentence because he was supposed to interrupt her but it was way too late 😂😂😂

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 2 роки тому +117

      The people in that movie speak like they’re living in a 1950s style company town run by the SCP foundation.
      “I heard they’re having some trouble with SCP [redacted] over at the facility.”
      “Shame on you first spreading idle reports, Joan.”

    • @capcad
      @capcad 2 роки тому +27

      The rattling pasta in the box gave that dialogue the extra punch.

  • @persussle-
    @persussle- Рік тому +1534

    25:55 the fact that the "just joke around a bit" blooper turned into "that looks like your forehead" may be the best thing ever and i love it

    • @toddhopkins5972
      @toddhopkins5972 5 місяців тому +24

      was thinking this 😭😭😭

    • @KelpTheGreat
      @KelpTheGreat 2 місяці тому +17

      Thank you for translating that for me, I listened to it half a dozen times and couldn't figure out what either the kid or Drew were saying. I just got the word "forehead."

  • @jarethanson8775
    @jarethanson8775 2 роки тому +5174

    That Louis Vuitton bag is 100% something one of the crew bought for themselves with the budget, and just put in the movie to justify writing it off

    • @semicolon.advocate
      @semicolon.advocate 2 роки тому +141

      bahahahaha you're so right

    • @owenomc
      @owenomc 2 роки тому +363

      Whole budget went into that bag 😂

    • @ryanokane1312
      @ryanokane1312 2 роки тому +134

      Bold of you to assume this movie had a budget

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere 2 роки тому +89

      @@ryanokane1312 I assume somebody had to buy treats for the pupper. That was their entire budget.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 2 роки тому +10

      Which isn't really how tax write offs work, but w/e.

  • @GabeUSA07
    @GabeUSA07 2 роки тому +8715

    The most unrealistic part of ‘a Summertime Christmas’ is that everyone is obeying an act passed by the UN

    • @pigeonatic
      @pigeonatic 2 роки тому +198

      this one hurts

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 роки тому +598

      False. The most unrealistic part is the young teens being told "God" once and then suddenly becoming extremely well-behaved right away.

    • @CatholicZola
      @CatholicZola 2 роки тому +8

      High key, lmbo

    • @ItsPartlySunny
      @ItsPartlySunny 2 роки тому

      Even more Unrealistic is the Government did something

    • @ericpeterson8732
      @ericpeterson8732 2 роки тому +48

      That's what I thought. The UN? Are you flipping kidding me?

  • @bethanyblonder
    @bethanyblonder 2 роки тому +2912

    Ally & Obie feels like a movie I would make with my cousins at a sleepover at our grandparents house

    • @mattrose99
      @mattrose99 2 роки тому +113

      Its literally the equivalent of what I would film as a kid on my flip phone

  • @swordswaltzing
    @swordswaltzing Рік тому +2100

    to be fair, as someone who grew up with bad dyscalculia in an era before people started actually talking about neurodiversity, the experience of every adult in your life acting exasperated and saying “it’s easy. just do it.” is accurate

    • @katebriggs3330
      @katebriggs3330 Рік тому +136

      Some who feels my pain! I failed basic college algebra 6 times and people would tell me, "But it's so easy!!!"

    • @BroKenYaKnow
      @BroKenYaKnow Рік тому +114

      WHY IS IT SPELLED THAT WAY. I have dyslexia and dyscalculia and burning hate for word people

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Рік тому

      @@BroKenYaKnow Well I am happy to inform you that the people responsible for it being spelled that way are all dead and their civilization was destroyed. (It's the Romans cuz this is Latin)

    • @pmackenzie
      @pmackenzie Рік тому +54

      i know these are old comments but hi my dyscalculia people!!! i don't feel so alone

    • @gumi1098
      @gumi1098 Рік тому +14

      1. Same
      2. Did you draw your pfp? I like the art style

  • @ViolentAurora
    @ViolentAurora 2 роки тому +12900

    I love that "you can't discipline your children" literally just means you can't beat children anymore.

    • @rachelharrel
      @rachelharrel 2 роки тому +1502

      Literally! like that’s the only “discipline” they can understand

    • @johnreeves1257
      @johnreeves1257 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, well this is Christians we're talking about. They appear to simultaneously believe that embryos are full human beings, but children under the age of 18 are not.

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow 2 роки тому

      Missouri just re-legalized paddling as a form of punishment in public schools.

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck 2 роки тому +1460

      I was genuinely surprised when she raised her hand to, you know, teach conflict resolution like a good role model. lol. They didn't even try to hide their BS. Krampus, I mean Santa, gotta be the writer's self-insert; wanting to make children great again by throwing proactivity out the window (because that wouldn't be 'deserved') in order to feel OK with smacking them around. "Parents need to blast back threefold to really _feel_ as if they clapped back on a problem, ya know? Merry Christmas and Happy hurtful Cycle of Reactivity and Negative Reinforcement!"

    • @beemoviefan8474
      @beemoviefan8474 2 роки тому +816

      like there are so many other options but because you can’t physically abuse them whoever made that movie was like “well I’m all out of ideas!!”

  • @kaitlynd8131
    @kaitlynd8131 2 роки тому +6463

    “shame on you for spreading idle reports, joan” is my new favorite movie line

  • @smolbirb4
    @smolbirb4 2 роки тому +16056

    Idk why but that clip of the director telling him to “just joke around a little” was extremely creepy and unnerving

    • @bookshelfhoney
      @bookshelfhoney 2 роки тому +2109

      I know right? Terrible vibes

    • @tony_smith1576
      @tony_smith1576 2 роки тому +1102

      It sounds like it should be rated r for that

    • @gray.2081
      @gray.2081 2 роки тому +1722

      Omg I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who felt weird after that

    • @sethuzothe
      @sethuzothe 2 роки тому +972

      I watched it without context so I assumed there was an old man trying to get kids to flirt.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 2 роки тому +144

      for real

  • @ashleyschmidt2413
    @ashleyschmidt2413 2 роки тому +1546

    (From a vet tech’s perspective) the worse part about Allie & Obie is the fact that the dog looks so absolutely stressed the entire time

    • @star-miubin
      @star-miubin Рік тому +105

      Wouldn't be too surprised if they abused the dog :(

    • @WurmisD
      @WurmisD Рік тому +152

      I was definitely feeling anxious for that dog.

    • @1993MAZDAMIATA
      @1993MAZDAMIATA Рік тому +15

      @@star-miubin how by putting it on a leash?

    • @KevTyGaming
      @KevTyGaming Рік тому +776

      @@1993MAZDAMIATAThey made it learn how to do math, which dogs are notoriously stressed by

    • @hmmm_welll889
      @hmmm_welll889 Рік тому +64

      ​@@KevTyGamingthis is the funniest reply I've ever read!

  • @KayJblue
    @KayJblue 2 роки тому +11160

    Glad to see Amanda is taking her channel back.

    • @riley2243
      @riley2243 2 роки тому +347

      yeah, this ninja guy needs to give full control back to amanda

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 2 роки тому +134

      The blue hair was taking over, she had to balance it out.

    • @amyya9377
      @amyya9377 2 роки тому +62

      As 👏 she 👏 should 👏

    • @sourgang2110
      @sourgang2110 2 роки тому +16

      I really like her bill and Ted shirt

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 роки тому +4

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

  • @trancegnder
    @trancegnder 2 роки тому +3672

    they complained about how none of the adults in that one girl's life bothered to teach her math when she was struggling, but honestly, as someone who failed algebra in 8th grade because i was so lost the whole time and everyone around me was just saying "just figure it out" with no guidance i think it's the most realistic part of any of these movies

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 2 роки тому +312

      "if it's so easy can you teach me how to do it" *starts sweating like a water fountain because they haven't even thought about math in 30 years

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 роки тому +14

      yes yes yes

    • @clxmentin3
      @clxmentin3 2 роки тому +153

      YEAH EXACTLY!! especially as a neurodivergent student who just /couldn’t get it/, it really hit close to home :(

    • @walabug9586
      @walabug9586 2 роки тому +75

      Honestly. I have adhd and I struggled so much with math in school. Nobody really tried to work with me to improve. I remember one teacher even stuck me in a corner with flash cards because I was so behind everyone else in the class.

    • @jw-06
      @jw-06 2 роки тому +30

      dude istg im gna fail gr11 functions bcoz people just keep telling me im smart and i should get it 😭😭😭 well i dont so now what

  • @QueenViolet6969
    @QueenViolet6969 2 роки тому +4818

    ally and Obie feels like an anti bullying psa that the director just threw a talking dog into to try and turn it into a movie

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 роки тому +91

      Would you rather:
      Make a PSA with a budget of $50
      OR make an entire movie with the same budget, and then have Drew Gooden make 100x your profit simply by watching it????

    • @lbatemon1158
      @lbatemon1158 2 роки тому +41

      @@THICCTHICCTHICC pretty sure those "gifts" were the movie budget. They probably took out a loan for the movie, then went shopping.

    • @painkiller6630
      @painkiller6630 2 роки тому

      W

    • @painkiller6630
      @painkiller6630 2 роки тому

      I make better music 🎵🙁
      I have the best album 🔥🎶

    • @fukyomammason
      @fukyomammason 2 роки тому +3

      So… Cool Cat then?

  • @a_8764
    @a_8764 2 роки тому +833

    The grandpa going "this is the new math!" when it's just multiplication and shit is unironically a great bit

  • @nutmegdoesstuff1339
    @nutmegdoesstuff1339 2 роки тому +4487

    The idea that parents not being allowed to discipline their kids would lead to such utter anarchy is comical cause like, there's still laws, you still can't just do vandalism as much as you want.

    • @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321
      @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 2 роки тому +392

      Not to mention, people will just be more discreet with punishments instead of doing it in public. They might even be harsher, so it's definetely more harmful than anything.

    • @cheesecake134
      @cheesecake134 2 роки тому +232

      And most of the kids they show are like 8-10. I feel like a bunch of adults could take down a group of 8 year olds before the world fell into total anarchy. Like are we really that scared of a group of people who can’t even reach the high up cabinets? 😂

    • @Dhdjksjsnsnsnnsnsna
      @Dhdjksjsnsnsnnsnsna 2 роки тому

      Point is, christians think atheists are gg to steal and murder and burn down everything in sight bc we don’t believe in magic males in the sky.

    • @morley364
      @morley364 2 роки тому +236

      Yeah the whole Santa rant about how kids must be disciplined or they will become EVIL, combined with the whole speech about God and the implication he broke the kid's leg for misbehaving is giving me bad Catholic school flashbacks

    • @emo_grinch_440
      @emo_grinch_440 2 роки тому +89

      Yeah! Abusing children is illegal but is still very common.

  • @oriannaisabella7041
    @oriannaisabella7041 2 роки тому +3294

    As someone in bad low budget movie on Amazon… I’m terrified of the day Drew finds it.

    • @BeMoreFunny
      @BeMoreFunny 2 роки тому +414

      Is it called Wintertime 4th Of July about a talking parrot that's even better at talking than most parrots and also he's the son of God?

    • @albedoweatheruno
      @albedoweatheruno 2 роки тому +579

      dont just ding dong ditch this detail, cmon, spit the deets

    • @andreirachko
      @andreirachko 2 роки тому +34

      What is it?

    • @brandonvescovo1735
      @brandonvescovo1735 2 роки тому +344

      @@albedoweatheruno "Don't just ding dong ditch this detail" - LMAO I am adding that one to my lexicon, thank youl

    • @oriannaisabella7041
      @oriannaisabella7041 2 роки тому +329

      You guys... I said I was terrified, why would I expose myself! All I will say is its about a girl with an eating disorder and its tough to watch.

  • @nanp545
    @nanp545 2 роки тому +3630

    The close up on the un-sharpened pencil is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

    • @BeMoreFunny
      @BeMoreFunny 2 роки тому +220

      I think it's a metaphor for the movie which also doesn't have a point

    • @boopdoop2251
      @boopdoop2251 2 роки тому +17

      Gotta love the unintentional humor XD

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 2 роки тому +11

      @@BeMoreFunny Damn, *gottem!* 😆

    • @rashes2286
      @rashes2286 2 роки тому +26

      It’s like when actors are obviously holding empty cups but the camera actually zooms in on the inside of it

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 2 роки тому +3

      @@BeMoreFunny That takes me back to when my friends and I used that exact metaphor in a history class debate by lifting an unsharpened pencil and comparing the other side to it.

  • @gunnysmack3163
    @gunnysmack3163 Рік тому +1021

    Also, side note, Obie is panting like crazy in like every scene so he's clearly either overheating from having to redo these scenes outside in the summer with such a massive coat or he's stressed out of his mind. Also also, what kind of name is Obie

    • @squishyparrotlets
      @squishyparrotlets Рік тому +120

      I was thinking the same the the entire time. Poor thing was clearly uncomfortable :(

    • @sharkloving_aquarist
      @sharkloving_aquarist Рік тому +166

      Its defo stress. His ears are pinned and he's very alert. Also just a reminder to NEVER SHAVE YOUR DOGS IF THEY HAVE A DOUBLE COAT. I know the coat might look hot, but it actually keeps them cooler than they would be without it. If you shave a dog with a double coat they never grow it back correctly. The coat acts as insulation for cool air. However I have two rescue german shepherds and I live in Florida (one is completely black) so I get the overheating, you can't keep a dog out there for that long. However the leash pulling was so obviously anxiety. And about the name... I had an 100 lbs bloodhound mix in my vet class named Obie and he almost blew out my teachers knee, he was a fucking TANK and thought he was a damn kitten

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 Рік тому +30

      Obie is a great name

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 11 місяців тому +56

      I agree with most of what you said, but honestly Obie is a really cute name for a dog. I mean I have a friend who has a dog named Hobie and that little guy is adorable

  • @cowboylikemorgan
    @cowboylikemorgan 2 роки тому +2630

    Summertime Christmas was filmed in my hometown when I was like 7 or 8 and my whole family were extras. It has haunted me since then and been a running joke with all my siblings and I literally cannot believe Drew talked about it hahahah

    • @cowboylikemorgan
      @cowboylikemorgan 2 роки тому +412

      Ok update: you can see my entire family at 7:12, at the fountain LMFAO i am literally cackling

    • @pandajesus5052
      @pandajesus5052 2 роки тому +104

      Lmaooooo honestly slay

    • @coopercrockett1636
      @coopercrockett1636 2 роки тому +182

      Omg a whole celebrity

    • @amber7ison
      @amber7ison 2 роки тому +31

      What town was it in? I don't live too far from the outlet mall with the train.

    • @cowboylikemorgan
      @cowboylikemorgan 2 роки тому +72

      @@amber7ison They filmed the ice cream scene in Utica, we lived like 20 minutes from there!

  • @kaelykopis5836
    @kaelykopis5836 2 роки тому +8691

    “Shame on you for spreading idle reports, Joan” is my new go to when my relatives start dropping unsubstantiated news on Facebook

    • @nosferat-ew
      @nosferat-ew 2 роки тому +71

      LMAO

    • @babahu15
      @babahu15 2 роки тому +233

      such a raw line for a throwaway comment

    • @megczaban6814
      @megczaban6814 2 роки тому +13

      LMFAO its so good

    • @gemstar7286
      @gemstar7286 2 роки тому +2

      I don't have Amazon prime,so I've never heard of this movie lol .

    • @ratkeep
      @ratkeep Рік тому +18

      @@gemstar7286 it’s an obscure bad movie so I don’t think many people know about it

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow 2 роки тому +4903

    I love that they got her a Build-A-Bear instead of TAKING her to Build-A-Bear to let her make it herself.
    Like, I'd be fuckin upset

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 2 роки тому +559

      Right?! Lol the entire point of build a bear is ya know… building the bear 😭

    • @vadernation1233
      @vadernation1233 2 роки тому +77

      Tbf I also have a build-a-bear that my cousins got me. I was pretty young though.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, true.

    • @bashfulwolfo6499
      @bashfulwolfo6499 2 роки тому +43

      I’ve actually gotten a few made for me, and I’ve gotten two from ordering them online. We don’t have a Build-A-Bear out here (last time we had one was over 10 years ago), and I believe the closest one to us was in Disneyland (which actually closed down a few years ago lmao), so there were rarely any opportunities for me to make one myself.

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 2 роки тому +36

      @@bashfulwolfo6499 you used to be able to at least get little kits where you could stuff it yourself at home though, right? Could have sworn I had a kit once for a bear

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari Рік тому +2393

    Gotta love that underlying message of “if I can’t smack the shit out of my kids then I won’t do a single thing to teach them decent behavior 😌”

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Рік тому +289

      Yeah it's like whoever made this movie isn't even aware of any methods of child raising that doesn't involve physical abuse. Like you could just talk to your children, have you ever considered that?

    • @krustykrabpizza4328
      @krustykrabpizza4328 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@hedgehog3180 different things work for different kids

    • @creamii7017
      @creamii7017 9 місяців тому

      @@krustykrabpizza4328but hitting them works never ! hope this cleared things up 🫶🏽

    • @Annicamd
      @Annicamd 9 місяців тому +155

      @@krustykrabpizza4328Noah fence, but smacking is never the most effective method of discipline

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 8 місяців тому +77

      ​@@Annicamdi had a meltdown trying to figure out who tf noah was until i read it out loud. are you proud to have caused me roughly 7 minutes of confusion? i am

  • @Ali-tj6gm
    @Ali-tj6gm 2 роки тому +5971

    'shame on you for spreading idle reports joan' was unironically so funny

    • @lucyhannah1227
      @lucyhannah1227 2 роки тому +145

      the meme potential

    • @stpvtrick5943
      @stpvtrick5943 2 роки тому +48

      OMG I need to know if that was improvised, also his head movement was great

    • @lady_caiti
      @lady_caiti Рік тому +17

      I've started saying this to myself when I catch myself gossiping :')

    • @Iamnotnascar
      @Iamnotnascar Рік тому +5

      This is why you have to say lines out loud to make sure what you write sounds like words a human person would say

  • @clarence5211
    @clarence5211 2 роки тому +5109

    to be fair, allie’s problems with math and the reactions of adults around her were extremely accurate to my school experiences with math

    • @james_7718
      @james_7718 2 роки тому +201

      yes. I'm a math tutor and I hear that shit constantly, drives me up a wall.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 2 роки тому +210

      "this is that new maths"

    • @123peachyscreams2
      @123peachyscreams2 2 роки тому +135

      “It’s really very logical.”

    • @dragonfire7965
      @dragonfire7965 2 роки тому +105

      @@james_7718 I’ve had friends tell me even their math tutors have said things like that and it makes me so angry. I haven’t tutored people in math before, although I’ve thought about it. But if I didn’t know how to explain something or didn’t understand what the person was getting stuck on, I would be honest about that and make it clear it’s an issue with my ability to communicate or understand, not an issue of it being “obvious” or whatever. Math usually came easy to me, but I can relate very much to not understanding a concept and having no one be willing to spend the time to figure out where I was getting stuck and to come at the issue with empathy rather than judgement. I’m glad you as a tutor are conscious of that problem :) good tutors really make a difference

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 2 роки тому +20

      ​@@kwarra-an I feel like that line is a whole other can of very stupid worms

  • @sideways5153
    @sideways5153 2 роки тому +3540

    To be fair, a dog not being able to identify what’s wrong with a bad person feels very accurate to dog psychology

    • @user-boobs
      @user-boobs Рік тому +173

      But he's not just any dog, he's a special dog

    • @sci7zo
      @sci7zo Рік тому +1

      yeah i bet hitler's dog thought he was the greatest person in the world until he force fed her bye bye pills.
      They are "loyal" but they suck at gauging personality.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 Місяць тому +9

      Obie can do math, i don’t think regular dog psychology applies.

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 29 днів тому +6

      @@esobelisk3110 Maybe non-special dogs can also do math, but they just can't tell us.

  • @jameshayes-barber9340
    @jameshayes-barber9340 2 роки тому +4125

    The filmmakers version of a dystopian future being "not being allowed to hit children" is terrifying

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Рік тому

      whoever made this movie fr thinks that not getting to hit your kids is oppression. wait til they find out about actual oppression

    • @officialmonarchmusic
      @officialmonarchmusic Рік тому +41

      I know, right!

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Рік тому +257

      I also like that the UN was somehow able to pass that law despite the UN having no such power. Like at some point I guess the UN took over and formed a one world government The Expanse style and like no one has anything to say about that, and also despite that happening everything else still played out the exact same and the 2008 recession still happened.

    • @NovelPhoinixTheSecond
      @NovelPhoinixTheSecond Рік тому

      ​@@hedgehog3180Oye, Beltalowda!

    • @Spencer-wc6ew
      @Spencer-wc6ew Рік тому +259

      ​@@hedgehog3180the UN actually did declare that physical punishment is illegal in 1989 with the Convention on the Rights of the Child. But it's only international law in countries that signed it.
      Every country in the world _except_ the United States has signed it.

  • @chaeluvrr
    @chaeluvrr 2 роки тому +7537

    if drew painted his skin blue for halloween he could look like a doodlebop

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 роки тому +4

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 2 роки тому +55

      A what now?

    • @olypoly6237
      @olypoly6237 2 роки тому +146

      thank you for the startling rather unpleasant burst of nostalgia

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 2 роки тому +37

      That's blueface

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 роки тому +31

      Or a Boohbah Wiggle and Giggle

  • @woody_you_want
    @woody_you_want 2 роки тому +3512

    I love when Amanda let's drew be in her videos. She's so nice

    • @polo619652
      @polo619652 2 роки тому +132

      Walmart Ninja needs his exposure, so charitable

    • @glowrillaz
      @glowrillaz 2 роки тому +58

      This joke is so overused you need another joke if you wanna get your comment pinned by Amanda

    • @fred2310
      @fred2310 2 роки тому +11

      wrong 'lets'

    • @vesuviodonvonjulius3821
      @vesuviodonvonjulius3821 2 роки тому +6

      Who is Amanda Let?

    • @kachow3255
      @kachow3255 2 роки тому

      @@fred2310 okay and??

  • @toadt0ad
    @toadt0ad 2 роки тому +3651

    drew uploading on the first of the month may be the spookiest thing to happen all october

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 2 роки тому +14

      Agreed

    • @s15j76
      @s15j76 2 роки тому +9

      @Doofy if you hate him why do you keep commenting about him?

    • @sourgang2110
      @sourgang2110 2 роки тому +4

      Oh fuck it's October already
      Wasn't it like May yesterday

    • @mrmrwayne9850
      @mrmrwayne9850 2 роки тому

      I just realized it’s October..

    • @fayvsv
      @fayvsv 2 роки тому

      @Doofy I genuinely cackled when i read this

  • @legeon6
    @legeon6 Рік тому +513

    Everyone is focusing on the "hitting your children part" (as they should) but the "The UN passed a law" part had me rolling on the floor. Not only the UN does not have legislative power, but that's not how international law works, and it definitely does not depend on domestic law enforcement... And states can't even agree not to go to war, but sure yeah they agreed on that

    • @__melinda___
      @__melinda___ 6 місяців тому

      It's basically a New World Order conspiracy-lite movie. All it needs is a shadowy vaguely European guy taking over the UN and/or the European Union and promising to end hunger and you've got yourself the start of an antichrist end-times movie.

    • @aformofmatter8913
      @aformofmatter8913 4 місяці тому

      Especially the US. No fuckin way the US would ban hitting your children, they'd sooner leave the UN (or just use their security council veto power to stop it).

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 Місяць тому +1

      Something like this would take probably a century of working out the law to get it even into considering passed

  • @hallehabetz5702
    @hallehabetz5702 2 роки тому +1086

    "dude survived the bubonic plague and all of his shirts are from american eagle" is the funniest sentence ive heard all year

  • @breadsan7821
    @breadsan7821 2 роки тому +5037

    gladd i can rely on Drew to tell me when the beginning or end of the month is with his uploads

    • @Nathan-Croft
      @Nathan-Croft 2 роки тому +162

      I use his videos to know if Danny Gonzalez uploaded a new video

    • @nevefidler
      @nevefidler 2 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @thunderfist232
      @thunderfist232 2 роки тому +56

      @Doofy
      You should have stopped at "PooPoo Gooden"

    • @фдф
      @фдф 2 роки тому +29

      @Doofy drew gooden more like drew gooden

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 роки тому

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

  • @Molly-555
    @Molly-555 2 роки тому +28327

    Drew is the toothpaste brand that the other dentists don’t like

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa 2 роки тому +245

      Fr and his hair perfectly matches this oml

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 роки тому +8

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

    • @sachathehuman4234
      @sachathehuman4234 2 роки тому +151

      1/5 dentists approve!

    • @badmiracle
      @badmiracle 2 роки тому +141

      he doesn’t fight cavities he makes them worse

    • @adamhayden5152
      @adamhayden5152 2 роки тому +53

      He’s the toothpaste that only 1 out of 5 dentist recommends!

  • @bensmart2829
    @bensmart2829 2 роки тому +388

    i love how ally is taking an algebra/geometry class but the only thing they teach in the class is multiplication

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Рік тому +34

      There's actually some algebra in the background but confusingly in that scene they use both x and a dot as a multiplication sign, so I think I know why she's struggling with math.

    • @gauzeous
      @gauzeous Рік тому +8

      Makes sense why she doesn’t understand what’s on

  • @mercygal1
    @mercygal1 2 роки тому +2512

    Okay, that one moment where a kid says "poetic" and another kid is like "what does that-what does that mean?" Genuinely hilarious, perfectly realistic dialogue, and 100% just another totally unplanned thing that made the final cut because it was easier than writing a real script. Phenomenal; a flawless human moment.

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 роки тому +169

      I kinda want a movie that is almost entirely improve in terms of actual lines and minor plot points. I want either people who *really* know what they're doing, or *really* don't. Either way, it needs a massive budget. I want either CATS levels of embarrassment, or a full movie that feels like watching the best scenes from Clue.

    • @moonriverinc7896
      @moonriverinc7896 2 роки тому +27

      please could I trouble you for a time stamp

    • @jamiehendrix2568
      @jamiehendrix2568 2 роки тому +75

      @@Naokarma you'd like the movie "what we do in the shadows", its basically a bunch of very talented comedians bs-ing modern day vampires for 2 hours

    • @kb2552
      @kb2552 2 роки тому +49

      @@moonriverinc7896 24:59

    • @babahu15
      @babahu15 2 роки тому +72

      i didn't even notice that, i was focused on the kid almost choking on a chip

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest3644 2 роки тому +2202

    I have a feeling the writers of Ally & Odie thought the film would feel more “natural” without a script, but instead you get scenes like:
    13:52 “We have a new stor…uh… student joining us!”

    • @timogul
      @timogul 2 роки тому +163

      It's disturbing that in the age of digital cinema, where they don't even have to pay for film, they still can't be bothered to do a "second take."

    • @BeMoreFunny
      @BeMoreFunny 2 роки тому +186

      Clearly she meant to say she got her from The Student Store. "Our prices are so low, you won't believe your pupils!"

    • @andreirachko
      @andreirachko 2 роки тому +24

      @@BeMoreFunny underrated comment 😂

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +33

      Tbh, if they really wanted a natural feel, I think they could've just written down things they said in actual conversations. That seems like a way better alternative.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +11

      @@timogul Well digital media still costs money. Storage cards aren’t free. Still, probably could have afforded more than this. But I wasn’t there so maybe they couldn’t 🤷

  • @MoonStruckBunnyIRL
    @MoonStruckBunnyIRL 2 роки тому +2907

    Amanda always looks so proud about finding the horrible movies, never let her go.

    • @benadams3569
      @benadams3569 2 роки тому +146

      I have noticed that too. She beams like a child who got an "A" on the Math test when she finds a bad movie.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 роки тому +4

      yes

    • @BigDickMark
      @BigDickMark 2 роки тому +32

      She's a gem. I simp for Amanda and I'm a girl.

    • @Liza.Wharton
      @Liza.Wharton 2 роки тому +9

      they're.. they're married..

    • @tomk.7685
      @tomk.7685 2 роки тому +14

      @@Liza.Wharton ye... yes?

  • @TechGorilla1987
    @TechGorilla1987 2 місяці тому +25

    @15:54 - I doubt anyone will read this but what strikes me as hokie about this movie is the sound recording. Specifically highlighted by the obvious sound-booth voice-over of the dog talking. The rest of the movie has the echo of a cheap room and low-budget sound recording devices. To be frank - when I first heard the dog talking, I though you and your wife were editing in a bit in post. The fact that they recorded the movie this way is priceless.

  • @samuel.thornton
    @samuel.thornton 2 роки тому +2370

    I was singing to a song some fifteen years ago in a Hot Topic. Someone walked up and asked me who sang the song. I was excited I knew the answer, so I quickly shared. They responded, "let's keep it that way." I was devastated. Thanks Drew and Amanda for bringing back that terrible memory.

    • @heisenbergII
      @heisenbergII 2 роки тому +349

      This happened to me at my old job with one of my coworkers atm. He was a huge asshole so I ignored him and kept singing out of spite

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +150

      My BFF says this to me regularly as a joke because I sing constantly lmao

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 2 роки тому +52

      Bahahaha but that's hilarious

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 2 роки тому +49

      ok but what song

    • @TheDreamDetective888
      @TheDreamDetective888 2 роки тому +4

      🤣😆

  • @alexamiller4873
    @alexamiller4873 2 роки тому +867

    “shame on you for spreading idle reports, joan” may be my favorite sentence ever

    • @TheZachary86
      @TheZachary86 2 роки тому +14

      I think they went for quirky town vibe but failed miserably

    • @AnthroposGames
      @AnthroposGames 2 роки тому +16

      It’s Christian lingo.

    • @samuel.thornton
      @samuel.thornton 2 роки тому +29

      @@AnthroposGames It's 100 percent Christian lingo 😂That whole movie was a fundamentalist propaganda, for sure. And "idle reports" is just a veiled "don't gossip you heathen"

    • @Abril766tf
      @Abril766tf 2 роки тому +8

      as a former catholic the lingo went over my head but it sounds like something abe would say to joan in clone high

  • @hinata167
    @hinata167 2 роки тому +1891

    What bothers me about Summertime Christmas is just that you can tell it was made by someone who's upset that spanking or hitting you're kid as a punishment isn't seen as ok anymore.

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Рік тому +250

      "i can't physically abuse my kids anymore?!?! time to make a movie about it."

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 Рік тому +1

      Too bad it isn't done more often anymire. We wouldn't be dealing with this soft, pathetic generation

    • @LJCG777
      @LJCG777 Рік тому +1

      @@Simonporter89 you're a sad person sam

    • @LJCG777
      @LJCG777 Рік тому

      @@Simonporter89 you're commenting on the internet sam, there's no proof that you exist.
      Have fun being forgotten apart from being a sad being.

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Рік тому +109

      I love the heavy religious tones while the movie is telling you "hit your kids" takes me back to church from when I was a kid

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar Рік тому +93

    grandpa is hysterical for reacting to the math so cartoonishly, excusing it as "new math", then promptly ditching his own granddaughter and walking out on her. what a legend

  • @samtheultimatetransguy4300
    @samtheultimatetransguy4300 2 роки тому +5487

    A movie who's entire message is "you need to hit your kids" is definitely going to be a hit with kids.

    • @hauntedsunsets
      @hauntedsunsets 2 роки тому +417

      unrelated to the topic at hand but as a fellow trans guy named Sam I'm glad we are strong in number

    • @beep3242
      @beep3242 Рік тому +313

      @@hauntedsunsets I may be trans, but I can never live up to the Ultimate Trans Guys like you Sams 😔

    • @sohaibhamdan2114
      @sohaibhamdan2114 Рік тому +36

      Honestly hitting ur kids doesnt work sometimes😭

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Рік тому +168

      @@hauntedsunsets why are there so many of y'all, i'm kind of scared of the trans sam army

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka Рік тому +22

      i see what you did there.

  • @fungi5350
    @fungi5350 2 роки тому +2117

    “That looks like your forehead” was actually pretty funny, that kid did a good job lol

  • @Mehmehmeh746
    @Mehmehmeh746 2 роки тому +3211

    The first one is actually disturbing and obviously written by someone who can’t fathom the idea of not hitting their kids to teach them a lesson. I wasn’t hit growing up, and I had friends who weren’t either- or at least not for every act of misbehavior, and we actually had less behavioral problems than the kids we knew who were hit regularly by their parents. Discipline is about teaching and imparting wisdom, not mindlessly beating the crap out of someone until they are afraid of you.

    • @prixe12
      @prixe12 2 роки тому +415

      I b4 the
      "I was beaten just for breathing as a child and I'm better for it." crowd shows up and spreads their shitty takes through the comments

    • @purpleenthusiast5814
      @purpleenthusiast5814 2 роки тому +296

      fr. I was hit whenever I misbehave and I've decided long ago to never talk to these people again when I have the means to support myself. I'm gonna relish their Facebook posts about how the "devil has got to me" or how "I've forgotten my roots" when I inevitably cut ties, LOL

    • @zetizahara
      @zetizahara 2 роки тому +247

      My parents hit me as discipline looking back I consider it abuse. As adult it was hard to reconcile my relationship with my parents due to the trauma it caused me as a child.

    • @tbprodutions
      @tbprodutions 2 роки тому +296

      @@prixe12 my dad says he got hit as a kid and turned out fine but then gets weirdly aggressive whenever he can't keep total control of a situation, and he also has strange morals that contradict each other all the time. Thankfully he never hit me.

    • @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321
      @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 2 роки тому +108

      @@purpleenthusiast5814 Lol! An abusive ex-step mom said on FB I had a demon in me because we didn't talk to her and I stayed in my room all the time instead of hanging out with family. This is the lady who forced me to eat my vomit and beat me for giving HER BIOLOGICAL DAUGHTER MY OLD TOYS!! (said I was wasting money) If I'm a demon, lol, I'mma be a sexy demon 😜

  • @jirden
    @jirden Рік тому +300

    Gotta give that first movie props for getting teen clothing in 2008 right.

  • @sarah2839
    @sarah2839 2 роки тому +2570

    Drew casually taking his arm behind Amanda ....at around/after 21:50 is sooo smooth....I hope it works out between them and they reach atleast the first base.....their chemistry is soo much more than youtube colleagues

    • @chelselsa
      @chelselsa 2 роки тому +282

      @@PissyLissy this is so embarrassing for you😭😭😭

    • @m4g1cM1KE
      @m4g1cM1KE 2 роки тому +1

      @@PissyLissy R/Whoosh

    • @degiguess
      @degiguess 2 роки тому

      @@PissyLissy thats the joke

    • @christosdoesthings
      @christosdoesthings 2 роки тому +151

      @@PissyLissyis it a bird? Is it a plane? It's the joke flying over your head!

    • @Baldjotarokujo
      @Baldjotarokujo 2 роки тому +190

      They seem like really good friends ^^

  • @arri6174
    @arri6174 2 роки тому +1779

    Amanda and Drew always look at each other like they are each others middle school crush and I love that

  • @bubblybridget56
    @bubblybridget56 2 роки тому +561

    ally and obie looks like a movie that we would make in intro french class, like the basic lines, the horrible acting, it's perfect

    • @hauntedsunsets
      @hauntedsunsets 2 роки тому +57

      oh my god it is ABSOLUTELY giving "listening test with questions about the plot to see if you actually listened"

    • @meepbeep2464
      @meepbeep2464 2 роки тому +8

      my god ally and obie woud be gold compared to my groupworks.

  • @goodguybandaid9239
    @goodguybandaid9239 Рік тому +66

    Fun fact about Ally & Obie: the actor providing the voice for Obie, Gary Anthony Sturgis, had a brief role in the animated batman movie "The Dark Knight Returns Part 1" where he played a pimp that batman mercilessly pummels on top of a taxi.

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend 6 місяців тому +6

      He also played Ebon from Static Shock
      ...Who Batman also mercilessly pummels in that one crossover episode

  • @degiguess
    @degiguess 2 роки тому +503

    I like how the fact that the dog talks is barely even a plot point. He helps her with math once and then it never has any other impact on the story.

  • @enzocantwell
    @enzocantwell 2 роки тому +822

    I love how the filming, editing, and acting in this youtube video is better than in both movies

    • @jacobmoeller5345
      @jacobmoeller5345 2 роки тому +25

      I had the same thought. The editing in the Hello Fresh pitch at the end looked masterful after those movies.

    • @andrezulu24
      @andrezulu24 2 роки тому +4

      both movies combined

  • @morgantremble
    @morgantremble 2 роки тому +3292

    i like how amanda was allowed to dye her hair back to regular but drew is still being punished

  • @carlybarker6180
    @carlybarker6180 8 місяців тому +33

    this is far from my first time watching this video but this time it hit me that ally and obie is accidentally a really great allegory for being neurodivergent. being different and having it only be explained as “you’re special” but if you mention it any further people brush you off; asking for help constantly to try and understand what’s going on and being ignored over and over again just being told “well it’s simple so you should just do it”, meeting other kids and having them just instantly be mean for no discernible reason. even just that one fucking conversation where ally’s like “yeah well my dog taught me math so suck on that” is just like giving me flashbacks to conversations i had with other kids where i was just saying the dumbest most incomprehensible shit and being completely socially unaware and thinking that i was like owning. it’s like i’m ally and my autism is the talking dog.

    • @Emilightning
      @Emilightning 8 місяців тому +5

      This is maybe the most relatable thing I've ever heard... I think I kind of have to stan this movie now??

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 6 місяців тому +5

      No literally it's maybe the best movie I've seen represent my childhood experience with autism+ADHD (not to mention dyscalculia, which I feel like ally must have lol) and it's probably not even on purpose

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats 3 місяці тому +2

      Hold on, his writing is THIS fire???!!

    • @carlybarker6180
      @carlybarker6180 2 місяці тому +1

      ⁠@@mellow_mallowOMG TWINS! i’m auDHD w/ dyscalculia too!!

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 2 місяці тому

      @@carlybarker6180 twinsiessss

  • @suprstar5363
    @suprstar5363 2 роки тому +1486

    ally & Obie seems more like a class film project then an actual movie.

    • @madiii3279
      @madiii3279 Рік тому +7

      Exactly

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 11 місяців тому +7

      I’ve been in a class film production that seemed like more a movie than this and it was about punk rock angels (not joking)

  • @thisurldoesnotexist
    @thisurldoesnotexist 2 роки тому +566

    I paused the video to choke on my laughter because the concept of the dog teaching her math when none of the adults could help her was so funny to me

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv 2 роки тому +7

      most realistic part of the movie

    • @BeMoreFunny
      @BeMoreFunny 2 роки тому

      As a UA-cam commenting dog, I can see why you'd relate

  • @bexkivisto5940
    @bexkivisto5940 2 роки тому +592

    Honestly as someone who suffered auditory hallucinations as a teen and got called "special" by a bunch of adults, the dog calling the girl special @ 15:56 was SO FUNNY

  • @potatolegs3505
    @potatolegs3505 Рік тому +48

    as a professional math tutor, the scene with the math tutor is fucking hysterical. This woman has been hired to help a kid learn math and is SHOCKED to learn that the kid struggles with math. Also is she supposed to be a high schooler? Cause geometry is a high school class (though you do learn some geometry earlier so maybe they're talking about that and not the class with that title)

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 2 роки тому +1328

    As soon as you stated the premise of the first movie, I got the feeling it was made by some hyper-conservative who's pissed that, "You're not allowed to hit your kids anymore these days." And then right away at 1:32 there's a mom angry that she can't hit her kid. 100% written by someone who thinks corporal punishment is the only effective way to teach a lesson.

    • @chiariscuro
      @chiariscuro 2 роки тому

      Bunch of grown-ups wanting to feel power over their kids and disguising it as teaching

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 2 роки тому +208

      i was about ready to give it the benefit of the doubt and go "they just mean discipline in general like verbal and taking things away, haha...right?" but angry santa putting on a boxing robe and threatening every single child at the end kinda ruined that

    • @angelnetworks
      @angelnetworks 2 роки тому +1

      doesnt corporal mean something else in english

    • @kaspianepps7946
      @kaspianepps7946 2 роки тому +117

      @@angelnetworks The most commonly used meaning of corporal is a military rank, but it can also be an adjective meaning "relating to the human body". So corporal punishment means any kind of physical force used on someone's body to cause pain as a punishment.

    • @cheery-hex
      @cheery-hex 2 роки тому

      huh? Im sure some of liberals hit their kids lol. plus these kids have had NO discipline at all for god knows how long

  • @shalpilotvods9823
    @shalpilotvods9823 2 роки тому +217

    fun fact: back when movies were first being made, they ALSO wouldn't cut shots until the WHOLE thing played. Before film language was established, basically everyone assumed that if you didn't see everything the viewers would be completely lost. what i'm saying is summertime christmas is a genius love letter to early cinema and should be given a spot in the library of congress.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 роки тому +5

      I did like the shots of the movie, but the fear-mongering and the "I can't hit my kids anymore" was not very good

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 2 роки тому +638

    The first movie gives major "when I was a kid we got backhanded for mouthing off" elderly relative vibes

    • @KalisShort
      @KalisShort 2 роки тому +106

      I love how the mom looks distraught when she is not able to slap her child

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому +71

      when I was a kid we got beat for existing. Now we can't even throw kids down wells as punishment.

    • @chiariscuro
      @chiariscuro 2 роки тому +65

      ​@@KalisShort and cant even think of a way to make her children know what they did was wrong that doesnt involve violence

    • @trevorford8702
      @trevorford8702 2 роки тому +5

      @@genericname2747 Dad?

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому

      @@trevorford8702 Get back in the well

  • @unoriginalquote8132
    @unoriginalquote8132 Рік тому +189

    They literally made Santa their self insert oc to justify smacking children

  • @acampbell2499
    @acampbell2499 2 роки тому +451

    ally and obie is like a full length dhar mann movie; the framing, the acting, the message... *chefs kiss*

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 2 роки тому +62

      Kid makes his sister carry the big box, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 2 роки тому +47

      @@matthewbartlett3442 Mean Girls ABANDON Girl In The Woods: What Happens Next Is Shocking

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 Рік тому +1

      @@matthewbartlett3442you made me laugh so hard I coughed

  • @robotortoise
    @robotortoise 2 роки тому +802

    I really appreciate that when Drew talks about a bad movie, he explains the process and empathizes with the production crew instead of just ragging on the movie. It's really a refreshing perspective and I genuinely appreciate that.

    • @Puppies03b3eleyySnowflakes
      @Puppies03b3eleyySnowflakes 2 роки тому +10

      i think it helps him enjoy these low budget disasters more to be like "Bless their hearts, they tried" lol

  • @cheyenne6913
    @cheyenne6913 2 роки тому +669

    My favorite part is when Ally just grabs Obie's leg to shake his paw lmao. Like you can teach dogs "shake". My boyfriend will literally walk up to our dog, put his hand out, and say "put 'er there!" and she'll put her paw in his hand. Shit had me fucked up

    • @EnigmaticRPG
      @EnigmaticRPG 2 роки тому +56

      Yeah, if you do it quick enough most dogs will do it automatically, too! I tried it on my cousin's dogs and she was shocked because they didn't know that trick lol

    • @idiomatic444
      @idiomatic444 2 роки тому +8

      My dog likes to hold hands because I used to do it when I was trying to teach her to handshake. It's so cute

  • @nyxlocke1229
    @nyxlocke1229 Рік тому +96

    This is such a silly thing to focus on, but Amanda's hair is so cute in this video, and then there's her husband Sulley ready to give kids nightmares. A true dichotomy.

  • @nosferat-ew
    @nosferat-ew 2 роки тому +946

    Okay but why is the grandpa in Ally & Obie so wholesome, like his acting makes me think he’s just actually a cheesy grandpa in real life and I love it 😅

    • @samszczepanski2281
      @samszczepanski2281 Рік тому +70

      Welp, this is new math, can't help, see ya.

    • @Trevor_Spinelli
      @Trevor_Spinelli 22 дні тому

      @@samszczepanski2281”just drops book on the cold floor and says ight ima head out

  • @Smallfrye
    @Smallfrye 2 роки тому +755

    "Shame on you for spreading idle reports, Joan" is my new favorite phrase.

  • @marymaza2187
    @marymaza2187 2 роки тому +578

    The director giving those kids instructions sounded like they were hostages.

  • @chokonnit7337
    @chokonnit7337 Рік тому +73

    10:38 drew cuts but amanda stays literally the exact same, just goes to show she surpasses time

  • @bolicob
    @bolicob 2 роки тому +1033

    Tbh the setup of Santa being confused why suddenly every kid is on the naughty list could make for an interesting story.

    • @B4bySquid
      @B4bySquid 2 роки тому +50

      Oh dude true- kids trying to take back Christmas or something

    • @cloudbrooks
      @cloudbrooks 2 роки тому +85

      like a goofy ass mystery movie, santa with cork boards and string between the pictures of people to figure out whos behind this. hes helped by a snowman detective. that movie prolly exists somewhere, it has to!

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 роки тому +49

      I want it to be like a software error and then the whole movie is just employees desperately trying to fix the code to make it work again

    • @acriley7009
      @acriley7009 2 роки тому +36

      The Good Place: Christmas edition

    • @cheery-hex
      @cheery-hex 2 роки тому +3

      Agree the premise of the movie is actually really good

  • @ollieexists
    @ollieexists 2 роки тому +457

    24:31 “Put, together, the tent!” Is such an underrated moment and gets me dying every time

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas5240 2 роки тому +820

    I could watch drew and Amanda do anything. Watching them laugh and riff together is sweet

    • @afrina3781
      @afrina3781 2 роки тому +9

      ikr they're my fav couple 🥲i love them so much

    • @mickeymouse12678
      @mickeymouse12678 2 роки тому +6

      Agreed! I love when they both do a video together.

    • @triciatripp1144
      @triciatripp1144 2 роки тому +1

      Same!!!

  • @ILoveLamp_1995
    @ILoveLamp_1995 Рік тому +66

    I was warned...but I cannot get past the truly heinous display of violence when that boy threw an egg. I'm gonna need therapy for years. Expect bills in the mail

    • @jellybreath_
      @jellybreath_ 5 місяців тому +5

      I couldn't even get through the first 2 minutes of the video. "A boy throws an egg" is the scariest 1 sentence horror story I've ever heard by far.

  • @joehunt663
    @joehunt663 2 роки тому +497

    The "that looks like your forehead" line coming from the blooper scene where the director ask the kid to "say something funny" proves either, the kid thought of that on his own, or the director on the spot made a joke about the young girls forehead looking like algerbra, and I literally cannot work out which one i want it to be

    • @moonriverinc7896
      @moonriverinc7896 2 роки тому +4

      I like to imagine the director said “what’s something you’d say to your younger sibling?” And the kid IMMEDIATELY pops out the forehead line

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому

      @@moonriverinc7896 Siblings just awaken a primal rage inside you that lets you make creative insults

  • @bufuffalobufuffalo9433
    @bufuffalobufuffalo9433 2 роки тому +1222

    Have to say this: You and Amanda look absolutely fantastic as a couple in this video. There's like a grunge theme going, that turns into the most delicious couple-milkshake, I've seen in a long while. Also; video is good.

    • @breadstore_1
      @breadstore_1 2 роки тому +129

      Ah yes my favorite grunge look is Kidz Bop t-shirt

    • @matt.stevick
      @matt.stevick 2 роки тому +16

      The young Vine Triad of Drew, Danny, and Kurtis have thrived the last few years since their tour together. All three have made their own style and always deliver with hilarious content, every new drop is banger like it's Every Day Bro, like God - Church.

    • @samueldykes2938
      @samueldykes2938 2 роки тому +23

      They absolutely have kidz-bop grunge type thing going on hahaha

    • @ThePsh07
      @ThePsh07 2 роки тому +7

      What’s with, that random comma?

    • @glowvxn
      @glowvxn 2 роки тому +20

      Couple milkshake… this got me losing my mind

  • @artisticfruitloops5097
    @artisticfruitloops5097 2 роки тому +275

    "Joke around with each other a little bit" gave me chills. Ominous director

    • @jaimeesummer5334
      @jaimeesummer5334 2 роки тому +49

      Dan Schinder vibes

    • @myacct8304
      @myacct8304 2 роки тому +36

      Same. It felt verrrry predatory to me.

    • @cheesecake134
      @cheesecake134 2 роки тому +18

      He sounds way too close to the camera, like he’s the one filming it all. Definitely creepy.

    • @MurrayHill17
      @MurrayHill17 2 роки тому +17

      The second I heard him talk, I was like "yeah the fbi should probably take a look at that guy's hard drive"

    • @johnilyemson
      @johnilyemson 2 роки тому +3

      I was instantly so uncomfortable, I'm hoping I'm just being paranoid, but the vibes were immediately off and my fight or flight kicked in.
      That scene looks like a predator about to force children into adult situations.

  • @yurritt
    @yurritt Рік тому +75

    Coming back to this video reminded me of how viscerally uncomfortable that clip of the director telling that kid to just say something funny in Ally & Obie made me feel.

  • @breadstore_1
    @breadstore_1 2 роки тому +626

    The most relatable thing ever was the grandpa coming in claiming to help just to realize the math is different then what he learned and to dip 😭literally why my parents could barely help me once math got more complex. Also how everyone just judged her for not getting math instead of helping. I related way too much…i’m now 19 and still bad at math 😔

    • @Travelling_with_my_dog
      @Travelling_with_my_dog 2 роки тому +15

      I was able to help my kids with their math until they were in @ 4th grade, when it became completely foreign.
      I sucked at math until I got some good teachers.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 роки тому +8

      I could not do math at all. I ended up having to get a tutor, a mathbook, and going on Khan Academy.

    • @ellieblack8028
      @ellieblack8028 2 роки тому +5

      same !!!!my parents were so mean to me about math--didnt know how to do math but were super judgy of me for not knowing it.

    • @hellkitty98
      @hellkitty98 2 роки тому +2

      i literally could barely ever comprehend math. i did have good teachers but i guess my brain literally hates it so much i use my calculator on my phone on the daily. i was always just a super visual person though, was terrible at algebra and anything more complicated than that. but did great in geometry and uhh, that class that had to do with statistics and probability

    • @AmericanGirlGymnasts
      @AmericanGirlGymnasts 2 роки тому +5

      The most realistic part of the movie

  • @vapinggranny2474
    @vapinggranny2474 2 роки тому +1000

    Honestly, I’m pretty new to this channel, n I’ve only seen his wife in a few videos. This time they were tg the longest nd watching the two of them riff n joke around made it much funnier cuz it gave that vibe like I was just watching it with some friends. Him and his wife’s energy compliment each other so well, not every UA-camrs spouse makes such a fun addition to their videos.

    • @-aexc-
      @-aexc- 2 роки тому +71

      yeah being natural on camera is really hard if you're not used to it

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd Рік тому +48

      u should definitely watch his “this movie has every stereotype” video cuz they watch a movie in that one too

    • @mikanviola
      @mikanviola Рік тому +11

      they were just joking around a little . they were just joking around a little

  • @emilycrawford1038
    @emilycrawford1038 2 роки тому +361

    I played one of the "bullies" in Ally and Obie - this made my day thank you

    • @sketchyfrog793
      @sketchyfrog793 2 роки тому +45

      WHAT

    • @SeanMusicFreak
      @SeanMusicFreak 2 роки тому +20

      Elaborate.

    • @cheery-hex
      @cheery-hex 2 роки тому +28

      honestly most of the kids could at least competently act. unlike most of the adults

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому +56

      was Christopher Columbus improv, or in the script??

    • @fedoralaura3643
      @fedoralaura3643 2 роки тому +21

      I don’t even know which one but you killed it 🏃🏻‍♀️

  • @turbkeysamdwich1880
    @turbkeysamdwich1880 Рік тому +59

    23:56 I found out where this entire movie’s budget went.

  • @AdamOfIngolstadt
    @AdamOfIngolstadt 2 роки тому +4137

    Summertime Christmas has uncomfortable overtones of "Can you believe I'm not allowed to smack my kids anymore!?"
    Edit: Holy shit how do so many Drew Gooden fans endorse corporal punishments, this is absolutely not the space for that

  • @JeffKelly03
    @JeffKelly03 2 роки тому +550

    Man. Kurtis and Scott both uploaded yesterday, and now Drew and Danny today? What a happy, happy time to be alive.

    • @B4bySquid
      @B4bySquid 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed 💕

    • @ScrawnyDiesAndDoesntComeBack
      @ScrawnyDiesAndDoesntComeBack 2 роки тому +3

      LS Mark and Matt McMuscles uploaded today also

    • @kaizersoze1950
      @kaizersoze1950 2 роки тому +2

      Time to start drinking and binge them all that’s what I’m gonna do 😂

    • @bash18
      @bash18 2 роки тому +3

      who is Scott?

    • @Najjax
      @Najjax 2 роки тому +14

      @@bash18 Scott Cramer, check him out, great content!

  • @ArnLPs
    @ArnLPs 2 роки тому +595

    Man Santa is going to be pissed when he finds out that hitting your child has been illegal in Germany since 1983 and is illegal in 6 other countries. I guess Krampus kept that a secret from him so he would still get payed despite being out of work.
    I love the shot of the mom about to slap her kid, then seeing a police officer, and hugging the child instead. And that kinda seemed to help his behavior well too, but they still play it off like a sad thing.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 2 роки тому +1

      Santa is a good God-fearing American. America is the last bastion of hope, and the rest of the world (if it even exists, and isn't commie propaganda!!) isn't worth thinking about. /s

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 2 роки тому +15

      @@kwarra-an Weird that he neither lives in America nor originates there. I think he buys his clothes in America however...

    • @blue1584
      @blue1584 2 роки тому +117

      I know right, why is this “family friendly” movie pro child abuse???? So weird

    • @electrogeek77
      @electrogeek77 2 роки тому +1

      The True Meaning of Christmas: Smacking the shit out of your child, apparently?

    • @roseedge5626
      @roseedge5626 2 роки тому +70

      you can discipline a child without abuse. That's the key point they seem to miss.

  • @herecomesmaud
    @herecomesmaud Місяць тому +11

    9:49 not santa putting on the hood of his satin robe like he's a boxer about to enter the ring....

  • @jaash7981
    @jaash7981 2 роки тому +2132

    I love how it's immediately obvious the first movie's point is "what do you mean we can't beat our children?!"
    edit: plz don't argue or debate about the validity of whatever religion u follow here. my notifications don't have time for that bs

    • @vitalbacandela3803
      @vitalbacandela3803 2 роки тому +169

      I was just about to comment that! I didn't watch the movie and maybe the movie itself doesn't potray that as a good thing, but even if that's not the case, it's shitty to think that people still believe hitting your child is ok. Many studies show that it's better to avoid it

    • @hollymc33
      @hollymc33 2 роки тому +46

      was looking for this comment lol

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 2 роки тому +35

      i hear in the sequel santa personally goes around with one of the sleighbell reigns from his sleigh and visits every single person on the naughty list. the ending of the first one tied into it very well

    • @wibwe
      @wibwe 2 роки тому +129

      yeah... the first scene (that we see) showing the mom raising her hand while grabbing the kids arm......

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ 2 роки тому +8

      @@barrothontherocks3325 Santa doesn't do the punishment himself. He has Knecht Ruprecht for that.

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow 2 роки тому +63

    25:10 this tracks; This is exactly how my young niece and nephews talk when they're telling me about something

  • @Sonicsis
    @Sonicsis 2 роки тому +91

    24:18 “los palos de los tiendas” literally translates to “the sticks of the stores” nothing talks about a tent.

    • @junipermuniper
      @junipermuniper 2 роки тому +45

      tienda does mean tent in some spanish-speaking areas

  • @wand3ringidi0t
    @wand3ringidi0t Рік тому +25

    22:48 I HAD THAT EXACT BED SET AS A KID HOLY SHIT THE NOSTALGIA

  • @bamikaasinjeneus
    @bamikaasinjeneus 2 роки тому +354

    I love how ally & obie sounds like you're watching it over zoom and it's recorded with someone's laptop camera

  • @that0one0loser505
    @that0one0loser505 2 роки тому +412

    Amanda is looking more and more like a Disney older sister. And I fully support it.

  • @AJ-hm5qe
    @AJ-hm5qe 2 роки тому +427

    That was the most calm reaction to your dog going missing ever. Our dog went missing for 10 hours, we luckily found her healthy but exhausted, and we were all devastated. My sister had a breakdown and we were already offering rewards and making missing posters. Honestly still get scared when we can't find her for a few minutes

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie 2 роки тому +21

      I know... I would be beside myself! I have thought I'd lost my dog before when I couldn't find him, and we're only talking ten minutes max, and I was getting more and more distraught.

    • @themostdistinguishedsnek6856
      @themostdistinguishedsnek6856 2 роки тому +8

      My dogs went missing for like half an hour, or maybe an hour I don’t know, we didn’t realise he was gone until I saw the gate opened and I freaked out. Luckily one of my dogs knows the area I live in pretty well and my other dog follows him everywhere. They were up the road sniffing a tree.

    • @JetterM
      @JetterM 2 роки тому +6

      my dog once went missing from my back yard, and i swear i cried every day for a week until we found him T_T

    • @Marinlss
      @Marinlss 2 роки тому +4

      I cried when I lost my indoor cat for half an hour

    • @themagicalllama8514
      @themagicalllama8514 2 роки тому +2

      My little sister had a break down when we lost our cat we had for two days . 0/10 unrealistic