Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas - BAD MOVIES!

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  • @Ro500501502
    @Ro500501502 7 років тому +427

    This movie is awful. The main message seems to be "greed and revelry are part of being a good christian"

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 7 років тому +17

      Ro500501502 In other words, giving the giant bird to Mother Teresa...

    • @virgil7272
      @virgil7272 6 років тому +39

      That seems to explain Republican politics right there

    • @nthomas32
      @nthomas32 6 років тому +51

      What's so bad about this film is tha they're focusing on prosperity wealth. It means If you are wealthy God has favored you because you are good. If you are poor you're not in God's favor and are considered a sinner. This is just so bad.

    • @ironberserk2175
      @ironberserk2175 6 років тому +3

      Ro500501502 No, just a good evangelist conman

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS 6 років тому +12

      virgil7272 "That seems to explain Republican politics right there?" Not exactly. Only the half that you prefer to see. Because you don't appreciate a Republican POV. The other half that you AREN'T seeing is the half that wants to help those less fortunate by teaching them to help themselves, on them taking action rather than subsisting solely on handouts and excuses... you know "Give a man a fish vs. Teach a man to fish" and "The Lord helps those who..." that kind of thing. You may not LIKE that, but don't attempt to misrepresent that.

  • @BeatJunkie-mq1tc
    @BeatJunkie-mq1tc 7 років тому +297

    dude! Thank u so much for reviewing this movie! Kirk Cameron, the Christian Wiseau

    • @koppsr
      @koppsr 7 років тому +10

      Beat Junkie2016 Christian Wiseau..Nice one!! XD

    • @BeatJunkie-mq1tc
      @BeatJunkie-mq1tc 7 років тому +4

      Malefizia lol thanks, to each his own but I really don't care for Kirk Cameron

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 7 років тому +14

      So anyway how is your Christmas sex?

    • @IndifferentSky
      @IndifferentSky 7 років тому +16

      That's way too generous, give Tommy a break.

    • @BeatJunkie-mq1tc
      @BeatJunkie-mq1tc 7 років тому +5

      IndifferentSky hahahaha ur so right dude lol my bad

  • @Grimang3l
    @Grimang3l 7 років тому +329

    The Feasting sounds like a movie where the upper class families eat the poor.

    • @Xancrim
      @Xancrim 5 років тому +6

      IDK bout you, but I'll be enjoying my burnt swine offering to Freyr this December 25th.

    • @pinkdebugger
      @pinkdebugger 5 років тому +13

      There’s actually a movie about that. Called Society, it’s from 1989.

    • @mattjones7226
      @mattjones7226 5 років тому +5

      @@pinkdebugger Love the effects in that movie. What did they call the ceremony? Shunting, or something like that.

    • @meowcat9636
      @meowcat9636 5 років тому +8

      Good proposal, sounds modest.

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 5 років тому +3

      Alain Boribon that actually sounds like a good idea for a movie
      Based in a dystopian world or future
      With the right director and writer it could work

  • @bootbootmcboot8529
    @bootbootmcboot8529 7 років тому +135

    That hotdag part was pure distilled genius.

  • @kyleeaton2717
    @kyleeaton2717 7 років тому +137

    How did you sit through it? You are a hero, you deserve a fucking medal.

    • @beatrixwilliams3327
      @beatrixwilliams3327 7 років тому +3

      I didn't find this movie difficult to watch at all. It's hilariously crazy! I've actually re-watched it several times.

    • @dirkdiggler6209
      @dirkdiggler6209 7 років тому +3

      Beatrix Williams what?? Holy shit

    • @danthefan28
      @danthefan28 7 років тому +9

      He deserves a Purple Heart Medal. As do anyone who can sit through a single episode of The Nutshack.

  • @MrElmo54321
    @MrElmo54321 7 років тому +174

    Kirk Cameron disliked this video

    •  7 років тому +1

      MrElmo54321 the hell he did

    • @MrElmo54321
      @MrElmo54321 7 років тому +6

      Deep Patel 24/25 are fake Kirk Camerons, Kirk Cameron none the less...

    • @0x777
      @0x777 7 років тому +9

      That's ok, we all disliked his home video that this video is about.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +2

      Atheist Conspiracy!

  • @Mattitude23
    @Mattitude23 7 років тому +40

    Dude, mark you totally made me a believer with the hotdog analogy

  • @dougputhoff
    @dougputhoff 7 років тому +75

    Merry Christmas! This movie is my second-least favorite Christmas movie/special, just behind "The Christmas Tree" (You need to review that sometime.). The subtext of this movie is: If you're not celebrating Xmas the way Kirk Cameron wants you too, you are a heathen or an atheist.

    • @Dave-te5bs
      @Dave-te5bs 6 років тому

      Doug Puthoff I know right

    • @dolcemorte5016
      @dolcemorte5016 6 років тому +2

      I'm a heathen AND atheist. That statement offends me. Reported.
      Kirk Cameron also offends me. Reported.
      Everything, actually, offends me. Reported.

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 4 роки тому

      Doug Puthoff a few later it’s “if you don’t love everything women do, including hating men, you’re a misogynistic bigoted homophobic racist patriarch”. I love the future.

  • @1992mjcc
    @1992mjcc 7 років тому +91

    I'm a Christian and I find this movie very insulting, like wtf was that reasoning about the christmas tree?.

    • @camilohiche4475
      @camilohiche4475 4 роки тому +16

      Why not just say the simple facts: that Christianity blended in the traditions of the local pagan religions and customs (christmas is celebrated differently in different parts of the world, Africa, South America, the Philippines...), therefore respecting your culture, your origins, because it wants to be an inclusive religion with an universal message no matter what your original customs were to begin with.

    • @ro4eva
      @ro4eva 3 роки тому +6

      @@camilohiche4475 -- The cultural inclusiveness you describe was actually critical for Christiandom's expanse.

    • @camilohiche4475
      @camilohiche4475 3 роки тому +1

      @@ro4eva Exactly.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 3 роки тому +5

      @@camilohiche4475 That's a rose-tinted view on the spread of Christianity. More like, take 10% of intentionally re-writing non-Christian beliefs to fit Bible stories, 90% of torture and execution until you comply with your new Christian masters. Respect was never a component of imperialism, and failure to face that perpetuates that.

    • @scionixx9568
      @scionixx9568 2 роки тому +3

      @@cam4636 lol all religions have extremely shady pasts

  • @91MoonKnight
    @91MoonKnight 7 років тому +60

    When you were talking about hotdogs you reminded me of that guys from 'The Happening' who was obsessed over hotdogs.

  • @exterminator6648
    @exterminator6648 7 років тому +53

    As a Christian, I find Saving Christmas to be propaganda, not entertainment. Cameron could have done better with this as a documentary.

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 6 років тому +5

      Billy boy Baggy pants Yeah, but documentaries have to be ya know...rooted in truth.

    • @insertcolorfulmetaphor8520
      @insertcolorfulmetaphor8520 6 років тому +4

      A Kirk Cameron documentary... Hmm???
      LMFAO!!!!
      That is the funniest thought, ever.

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 6 років тому +2

      Billy boy Baggy pants a documentary should have provable facts and video of actual events, not staged conversations

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 роки тому +1

      A Christmas documentary from a Christian perspective, yes!
      But not from Kirk.

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 роки тому +1

      None of what he says make sense lol

  • @mikailstacy8245
    @mikailstacy8245 7 років тому +368

    I'm not a religious basher, I will respect anyone's choices. But it's sad to think this movie straight lies about Christmas origins. Historical facts are easy to find in 2016. Anyone who has half a brain shouldn't dispute that Christmas was not celebrated by first century Christians. It has numerous pagan traditions intertwined with false reasonings that are not bible based

    • @danielmashanic5738
      @danielmashanic5738 7 років тому +31

      Mikail Stacy Similarly, I'm Christian and I still find this movie insulting.

    • @mostafaebrahim2498
      @mostafaebrahim2498 7 років тому +30

      Daniel Mashanic I'm a Muslim but I've also seen my fair share of bad preaching films and honesty I find they're always more angering to the people who actually practice the religions. It feels like they try to pander to what they think their audience will like but end up making people of faith all look ether self-entitled and unable to respect anyone else's beliefs or just flat out stupid. There are unfortunately some religious people who are like that but the only thing these kind of films do is make some people think they all are.

    • @linalool3182
      @linalool3182 7 років тому +9

      you are so right. I don't know if people can really recommend this movie to Christians.....it just doesn't make sense....

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 7 років тому +6

      So easy to find information these days! People who don't research information usually be the ones easy to lie to.. And this movie is one example of that..

    • @filmfane7862
      @filmfane7862 7 років тому +37

      I am Christian too, and will respect peoples choices as well. However based on what I saw this movie is not even really Christianity. This is because the "religious" guy said that you should not give to the poor, live in luxury, and disrespect other people`s opinions. To me being a Christian means respecting other people no matter what choices they make, unlike in this movie where all Christians are portrayed as disrespectful to people who believe differently to them. I just find this movie overall insulting and harmful to not only Christians but also to anyone with other beliefs as the movie shows disrespectful characters.

  • @bobbieparry646
    @bobbieparry646 7 років тому +45

    You look so bloody tired in this. Please don't let this be the one that kills you - just.. just don't give him the satisfaction.

  • @LuluTforme7
    @LuluTforme7 7 років тому +167

    Kirk needs a good smiting.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 роки тому +10

      Santa ANGRY! Santa SMASH!!!

    • @ryanmozert
      @ryanmozert 4 роки тому +3

      true that..

    • @kungfew1396
      @kungfew1396 3 роки тому +2

      Smite me O mighty smiter!🤣🤣😭

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 3 роки тому +5

      The critics at Rotten Tomatoes certainly gave it their best attempt

    • @prettieschicbyflorenceanne3333
      @prettieschicbyflorenceanne3333 3 роки тому +2

      @Autobot Starscream ... Hulk/Santa is scary - but I'm totally in love with him 'smithing' aka Beating the Absolute CRAP out of Kirk "I Love Myself More Than Jesus & I SAY I Love But Secretly HATE Anyone Who Disagrees With Me" Cameron. Yeah, accurate but doesn't really trip off the tongue.

  • @fayeslover
    @fayeslover 7 років тому +75

    This is terrible even by Evangelicals' standards.

  • @ohhellobethany
    @ohhellobethany 7 років тому +183

    As I Christian, this movie disgusts me.
    There are some Christians who are free thinking, considerate to the less fortunate, and aren't living in the contrived fantasy justified by their wealth, twisted religious bias and ignorance. This movie is just insulting in so many ways... I mean it is truly a miracle just how incredibly wrong Kirk Cameron and his buddy got this. "Saving Christmas" is honestly made for no one. There isn't a single person who can get anything worthwhile from this film. Except maybe Kirk Cameron himself. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch The Shawshank Redemption.

    • @mcdanielbruce2415
      @mcdanielbruce2415 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO 😄😄😄😄

    • @michaelrivera8360
      @michaelrivera8360 4 роки тому +1

      @James Volk read the paragraph again that's what he said🙄

    • @lungjuice5366
      @lungjuice5366 4 роки тому +1

      @Michael Rivera T-thats...what he said... yeah he was encouraging his point...

    • @BuckarooBanzai84
      @BuckarooBanzai84 2 роки тому

      Whoo-whoop! =)

    • @92Raider-art
      @92Raider-art 2 роки тому

      Yeah I haven't seen the movie myself but based on the impression I get from this video it's pretty bad, and I say that being a christian myself. Btw when hearing Kirk's explanation with the christmas tree I was like there are so many better ways to get this point across

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop 7 років тому +360

    We miss you Mark! Make more videos next year!

    • @MusicalSeizureGuy
      @MusicalSeizureGuy 7 років тому +7

      Boobalopbop -
      Agreed!

    • @asdastedsfkmcvju
      @asdastedsfkmcvju 7 років тому +5

      Yes! But keep the good quality up. Love these videos

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 7 років тому +4

      Hey Mark,PLEASE review Freddy Got Fingered!!!

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 7 років тому +8

      He´s great, no matter how much time passes between videos, I´m always excited, when a new one is up!

    • @tobiashirup953
      @tobiashirup953 7 років тому +3

      It takes a lot of time for him

  • @MrDucklets
    @MrDucklets 7 років тому +146

    This movie is just kirk showing off his money and validating it by religion. Like what the fuck.

    • @PwnageofNoobs
      @PwnageofNoobs 7 років тому +9

      Booty Messiah well nothing says "Christmas" like grinding filthy commoners beneath your boot heel!

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 7 років тому

      Bling, bling! I dunno. There are still worse movies out there.... :D

    • @jimslav6973
      @jimslav6973 7 років тому +3

      Yep. You can see that Kirk's family are largely under his 'care' and must agree with everything he says. I don't know what their annual allowance is, but can someone pay me to have their opinion? Yes, New Jerusalem. Yes. Whatever you say, Kirk. My SUV is getting old, Kirk. It's, like, a 2015, Kirk. New Jerusalem, new SUV, Kirk.

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 7 років тому +2

      Jim Slav It's all about having the new SUV. And the big screen TV with state of the art surround sound. Oh, and the feasting. Oh, and having the richest butter. Oh, and beating heretics to death. Oh, and everyone wearing dorky sweaters. Oh, and more feasting. And more presents than you can count. And that synchronized dance. And having lots and lots of people over for a noisy, chaotic, merry Christmas dinner. Hey, might as well have Joel Osteen, bless his heart, come by and have a "who has the richest butter" contest with the Camerons. Gotta love Joel, with his shiny white teeth. :D. Throw in more wealthy and upper middle class Mormons, Protestants, Catholics, mostly white people mind you, and lots and lots and LOTS of "one upping" when discussing cars, boats, summer vacation homes, time shares, sports cars, luxury cars, swimming pools, real estate, businesses, stocks, private jets, private golf courses, yachts, you know, stuff like that. Maybe owning small countries... Heck, there is plenty of money given to poor people, let them eat cake! :D (The movie would have been quite a bit funnier if, I dunno, they had a wider variety of characters in it, you know, like homeless bums, Santa Claus himself, Rudolph, Frosty, Scrooge, Joe Pesci, robbers, mafia hitmen, the CIA, Bill Murray, you know, maybe have Kirk feel compelled to share some of that food with poor folks that come by his house, caroling, etc. Anything involving Kirk going through some pretty serious crap, just to enjoy that rich butter and turkey, etc. Maybe he can play "Who's got the brightest Christmas lights" with DeVito and Broderick, and he has all his Christmas lights burst from too much wattage... Something like that. Wait, I KNOW! Uncle Eddy needs to pay him a visit. With SNOTS... :D

    • @juanchocorleone
      @juanchocorleone 7 років тому

      Oh shit, goofy Jessica Jones!!!

  • @swefress
    @swefress 7 років тому +158

    I guess everyone says this here.. but..
    Oh, Hi Mark!

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 7 років тому +22

      I did nat hit her, I did naaaaht.

    • @swefress
      @swefress 7 років тому +6

      You're Lisa me apart, Tearing!

    • @swefress
      @swefress 7 років тому +6

      sex, how is your Anyway life?

    • @Timliu92
      @Timliu92 7 років тому +6

      frolof Poor Mark keeps getting The Room references in every single video I have seen from him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @masondoesguitar
      @masondoesguitar 7 років тому +2

      frolof *hai

  • @backtoearth1983
    @backtoearth1983 4 роки тому +130

    "2016 has been an ..... interesting year...."
    Greetings from 2020... you have no idea

    • @SadCrabMan23
      @SadCrabMan23 2 роки тому +13

      Bruh it’s 2022 and it’s still going

    • @Pockets2001
      @Pockets2001 2 роки тому +7

      @@SadCrabMan23 in fact, it's getting crazier

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Рік тому +3

      @@Pockets2001 oh you sweet summer child. And it’s only been 4 months.

    • @BabysitterSky
      @BabysitterSky Рік тому +2

      @@MamaMOB 2023 isn't looking better a week away from it lol

    • @spankynater4242
      @spankynater4242 Рік тому +7

      2023 calling, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

  • @danielm5838
    @danielm5838 3 роки тому +41

    Everybody in this movie seems like a toxic member of a sociopathic family that a decent, reasonable person tries to escape, and kirk cameron is that one family member that tries to pull him back in.

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 7 років тому +58

    I wonder if Kirk Cameron is having a Mel Gibson style breakdown or something. His movies have been weirder and weirder and now it's full on farce. Is it supposed to be serious? I honestly can't figure out what the mindset behind this movie is. I can almost imagine they're trying to say something by saying the opposite, but that is much more subtle than I would ever expect, even considering how blatantly crazy it is.

    • @opposite_hedgehog_753
      @opposite_hedgehog_753 7 років тому +18

      The difference between Cameron and Gibson is that Gibson still acts and directs great movies such as Braveheart and Apocalypto, and he had a better chance to have a come back with films such as Blood Father and Hacksaw ridge, Cameron on the other hand is a more of a douch than Gibson ever was due to the fact that Cameron refuses to take criticisms and there is rumors that he and Ray Comfort are scam artist from charity funds and other ways to scam Christians.

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 7 років тому +9

      Paymon Khaleghi I don't meant to conflate their talents, obviously Gibson is a real filmmaker in addition to being pretty crazy.

    • @jaquelyndixson9813
      @jaquelyndixson9813 6 років тому +5

      Mel Gibson did more than that. He had told his ex-girlfriend, the mother of one of his kids, that he wish she would get raped by a pack of n-words.

    • @Genevieve1023
      @Genevieve1023 6 років тому +4

      Jaquelyn Dixson He also hit her while she was holding thier baby.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +3

      ''You should just fucking smile and blooow meeee!''

  • @kenrickkahn
    @kenrickkahn 7 років тому +15

    The Hotdog/Noah part got me crying laughing.. 😆😂 Plus Santa Claus beating up people and then say let deliver some toys to his wife while bad acting remind of the scene from Samurai Cop when Joe Marshall was talking to the nurse or the Rooftop scene in the room when Johnny says I did not hit her!

  • @alansmith6376
    @alansmith6376 7 років тому +15

    Hey Mark, I know this channel is a labor of love for you. And on behalf of your fans, we just want to say thank you. These videos are hilarious and we'll appreciate them however many or however few there are.

  • @CSGraves
    @CSGraves 7 років тому +107

    Moral of the story, Jesus wants you to be rich guilt-free. Eye of the needle, SCHMEYE of the needle!

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 3 роки тому +7

      Oh, they've rewritten that one several times. "Eye of the needle actually just means downsize" "Eye of the needle actually just means be rich but don't brag too much" "Eye of the needle means give yourself over to Jesus so He'll make it possible for you to take your riches with you" Prosperity gospel is more flexible than an Olympic gymnest

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 2 роки тому +2

      @@cam4636 Reminds me of an Upton Sinclair quote: "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."
      In this case replace "salary" with "donations"/"seeds of faith"/other Prosperity Gospel ways of fleecing flocks.

  • @marcusgarcia5089
    @marcusgarcia5089 7 років тому +24

    Kirk Cameron has had this coming. You are a hero Mark.

  • @Monkeyabroad
    @Monkeyabroad 7 років тому +72

    Merry Christmas, Mark! Best gift I could ask for is a fresh video from your channel, man

  • @Biring1
    @Biring1 7 років тому +41

    Mark.. Neil Breen´s latest masterpiece "Pass Thru" is on youtube right now! You have no excuses, and you have to finish the Breen saga!

  • @elizabetheowynbelle
    @elizabetheowynbelle 5 років тому +22

    4:26: "You're... all wrong."
    Very... natural delivery...Kirk. You've been an actor HOW long now?!

    • @Seeker0fTruth
      @Seeker0fTruth 5 років тому +3

      elizabetheowynbelle - it’s so painful to watch... ughhh I can’t stand it!

  • @DigitalIonSpace
    @DigitalIonSpace 7 років тому +33

    Merry Christmas Mark! That Ark/Hotdog bit was GENIUS!

  • @PetethePorpoise
    @PetethePorpoise 7 років тому +13

    That "hot dog" section was brilliant, man.

  • @prkycck4445
    @prkycck4445 6 років тому +10

    as a devout Christian, i am disgusted by this movie for many reasons. thank you so much for the review.

  • @sarag001
    @sarag001 7 років тому +13

    I just found your channel. This is one of the first videos I've watched and I laughed so hard my cheeks actually hurt! You are hilarious!

  • @maxmcmillian6172
    @maxmcmillian6172 7 років тому +75

    1.hot dogs.
    2. arc.
    3. ????????
    4. profit

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 6 місяців тому

      Hey, that kind of logic worked for the creators of Ancient Aliens, did it not?

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 7 років тому +16

    The Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas DVD -the perfect stocking filler alternative to a lump of coal!

  • @nthomas32
    @nthomas32 7 років тому +5

    LOL! Your hot dog theme made more sense than the fruit on the tree theory Cameron was trying to present! Great Job!

  • @intergalacticimperialist9670
    @intergalacticimperialist9670 7 років тому +234

    The Irony of all this is Christmas is technically a pagan holiday lol

    • @intergalacticimperialist9670
      @intergalacticimperialist9670 7 років тому +9

      ***** Winter solstice ftw!

    • @literaltrash-bag7588
      @literaltrash-bag7588 7 років тому +5

      General Vic Rattlehead I like to confuse people by telling them I celebrate Yuletide

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 6 років тому +2

      The celebration of the birth of Mithras, and an extended winter solstice festival combo.

    • @mattpurvis927
      @mattpurvis927 5 років тому +1

      Not according to Kirk Cameron.

    • @benp5528
      @benp5528 5 років тому

      Intergalactic Imperialist 100% a pagan holiday and was pretty much an 8 day orgy of food drink and fucking

  • @flashdelirium2
    @flashdelirium2 7 років тому +35

    Great to see a video from you for Christmas, man!!

  • @acecashman1237
    @acecashman1237 7 років тому +26

    I died when he started beating the shit out of the guy 😂

  • @mirrorballl
    @mirrorballl 7 років тому +55

    Hope all of you had enough rich butter to feast on for Christmas!

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 років тому +2

      Did they actually say rich butter in this movie? If so do poor people use poor butter?

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 5 років тому +1

      @@melissacooper4282 to answer your questions: yes, and margarine lol
      though I think by 'rich,' he didn't mean it in the monetary sense, but the purity and quality of the butter. like rich foods (such as cheesecake) can only be eaten in small amounts or on special occasions due to how rich they are. otherwise I think Kirk had no idea what the hell he was talking about and tried to romanticize Christmas food to justify over-indulgence. and get people into the idea of Christmas if/when all his other attempts in the movie failed.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 3 роки тому +1

      Wouldst thou like the taste of *r i c h* butter

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle 2 роки тому +7

    If this was the MIddle Ages, Kirk would have been burned at the stake for heresy -- and we think _we're_ the enlightened ones.

  • @D_Rogers
    @D_Rogers 2 роки тому +5

    Sitting through this xmas turkey is a festivus miracle in itself..
    I say it counts as one feat of strength..

  • @CinemaRescored
    @CinemaRescored 7 років тому +24

    2:09 - Gordon Freeman doesn't like Christmas.

  • @hectorramirez88
    @hectorramirez88 4 роки тому +8

    That part of "st.Nicholas" coming home after breaking some bones and saying "c'mon, lets party" is the creepiest shit I've ever seen in my life...

  • @dees.daniel7
    @dees.daniel7 2 роки тому +9

    I am a Buddhist, and this movie makes me feel like I am seriously missing out on some more exciting practices!!!

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 Рік тому +2

      If it makes you feel any better, Christmas is a mishmash of a whole lot of cultural practices, but Christianity basically softened it up, making it much more peaceful and generally positive. That's about it. It used to be kinda scary, check out medieval era Christmas if you want to learn more.

  • @BerserkBebop
    @BerserkBebop 7 років тому +15

    Thanks for the early Christmas present. Merry Christmas Mark!

  • @direwolf47
    @direwolf47 4 роки тому +5

    My favorite part of the war on Christmas is that now I get to finally park in the reserved for veterans parking spots at Lowe's

  • @fermentedcinema4892
    @fermentedcinema4892 7 років тому +16

    Nothing puts me in the Christmas Spirit more than a good old poorly produced guilt trip!

  • @valeriem6187
    @valeriem6187 7 років тому +23

    except the Christmas tree was a completely pagan tradition. the blantant lies in this horrible movie.

  • @SupermanXD
    @SupermanXD 7 років тому +16

    What a great Christmas gift! I love these videos!

  • @Romer318
    @Romer318 7 років тому +21

    Ask Kirk what he thinks about bananas.

  • @ReapWhatYaSow
    @ReapWhatYaSow 3 роки тому +3

    The tree in the center is the tree of life? Aaah Yggdrasil and Christmas is the stealing of the Winter Solstice. It all comes full circle.

  • @carlmang3643
    @carlmang3643 7 років тому +3

    I wasn't expecting this good of a present this Christmas! Keep up the good work, Merry Christmas

  • @minecraftmediaify
    @minecraftmediaify 7 років тому +7

    "Its like a carjacking but of our religion"
    Well thats some gold

  • @dmanisbadatthings8803
    @dmanisbadatthings8803 7 років тому +14

    Really appreciate your videos Mark, your deadpan delivery matches my comedy preference so well, thanks for the Christmas video!

  • @alfonzoloyagonzalez
    @alfonzoloyagonzalez 7 років тому +27

    The man with glasses looks like Eric Clapton.

    • @judeleahproductions7232
      @judeleahproductions7232 6 років тому +2

      Alfonzo Loya 😂 he does!

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 6 років тому +1

      I'm getting more of a Jewish Guy that played Major Dick Winters on Band of Brothers

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 років тому +1

      Alfonzo Loya when I read your comment about the brother-in-law looking like Eric Clapton I couldn't agree more!

  • @userunknown203
    @userunknown203 7 років тому +73

    This movie looks like it makes literally zero sense, and I'm a Christian lol. It just sounds awful

    • @AndiLawson27
      @AndiLawson27 6 років тому +10

      I'm a Christian. This is the worst garbage you'll see. Just absolute rubbish.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 роки тому +3

      Not a Christian but seeing believers bash the crap out of this movie makes regain faith in humanity.
      An awful movie made by an awful person!

    • @davidmayberry3190
      @davidmayberry3190 3 роки тому

      There's a difference between Christianity and "prosperity gospel" which is basically a complete upside-down perversion of Christianity.

    • @MrGonzo-xj2wk
      @MrGonzo-xj2wk 3 роки тому

      Yeah, it's basically kirk Cameron telling his brother in law who actually has the christ like idea of charity and caring for Christmas, that he's wrong and that the real reason for the season is worshipping at the alter of over commercializing and materializing Christmas.

  • @shaanz2.087
    @shaanz2.087 2 роки тому +7

    THIS movie ruined everybody's Christmas spirit 😭😭😭😵😩😞

  • @bones22j
    @bones22j 7 років тому +2

    Best Christmas present EVER!!! Thank you so much for uploading today.

  • @VVVU2x
    @VVVU2x 5 років тому +7

    I talked about this movie at my Sunday School and my teacher laughed so hard.
    And then I went to my preacher about this movie and he laughed harder.

  • @Mirthfultale
    @Mirthfultale 7 років тому +122

    as a Christian I love this movie.
    because it's crap.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 7 років тому +26

      Kirk should be excommunicated for the horrible sin of making this movie. ^^

    • @mynamesnotrick
      @mynamesnotrick 7 років тому +8

      As a Kirsten, I love this movie.
      because it's fat.

    • @jamesb.8940
      @jamesb.8940 7 років тому +6

      They call the Evangelical equivalent to it 'disfellowshipping'.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 7 років тому +1

      +Ash Kitt
      I don't know if even the Eastern Orthodox have it.

    • @ajoajoajoaj
      @ajoajoajoaj 6 років тому

      @@jamesb.8940
      Disfellowshipping l'm only aware of as a Jehovah's Witness conceot, though I wouldn't be surprised if it also existed among fringe Fundamentalist sects as well. Eastern Orthodoxy is a continuation of the of the same Apostolic tradition as Roman Catholic Church so excommunication is recognized at least hidtorically.

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 7 років тому +10

    Yes! A new episode.

  • @ferraricarpaccio1811
    @ferraricarpaccio1811 6 років тому +4

    It’s close to 2018 and only 5 bad movie reviews in 2017 😞 wish Mark could do more reviews this channel is honestly one my favourites extremely funny and underrated.

  • @Sean-eo8ns
    @Sean-eo8ns Рік тому +12

    Merry Christmas, Mark! Thank you for watching this terrible movie for us lol
    Looking forward to seeing you edit yourself into more scenes! @fanboyflicks

  • @MarioMoreno-tt3hr
    @MarioMoreno-tt3hr 7 років тому +4

    That whole hot dog/Noah section is just glorious lol

  • @BigDaddyZakk420
    @BigDaddyZakk420 7 років тому +2

    Merry Christmas Mark!
    I consider this your gift to me, so thank you, I've been awaiting it patiently.

  • @ericmartinperez7099
    @ericmartinperez7099 7 років тому +13

    Here's to hoping for Mark to upload more videos next year. Merry Christmas!

    • @chujackam
      @chujackam 7 років тому

      quality>quantity.

  • @foutezmoilapaix1778
    @foutezmoilapaix1778 5 років тому +2

    I discovered your work since 2 weeks and since just watch EVERYTHING love your show

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 6 років тому +3

    Yep, you just have to look at Cameron's eyes to see the manic emptiness. The man's unwell; it's hilarious that so many people who are so crazy about their faith clear have NO SOULS and the best thing is that, on some basic level, they KNOW THIS.

  • @tlpricescope7772
    @tlpricescope7772 4 роки тому +2

    Dude, your videos make me laugh so hard, it hurts!! Those amazing hot dogs!!! Hallelujah!

  • @dukeraoul2742
    @dukeraoul2742 4 роки тому +7

    Oh you thought 2016 was interesting.
    4 years later...
    2020: hold my beer.

  • @MrThogin
    @MrThogin 7 років тому +1

    You make me laugh so much... and every time you have a video... I just giggggggggg with joy.

  • @JamesBuggemo
    @JamesBuggemo 4 роки тому +16

    Kirk Cameron: I want a look of smug superiority, like I know Im better than you, because Jesus.
    Cover Artist: Igotchu

    • @StickySyrupEverywhere
      @StickySyrupEverywhere 3 місяці тому

      Thank you, so much. You just made me realize that I AM better than all of you out there! I feel so blessed! No, wait. Nah it's just gas. Never mind.

  • @joeomalley2835
    @joeomalley2835 7 років тому +2

    Oh, hi Mark. Merry Christmas! Good to see you reviewing more bad movies. In fact, you need to keep this going for 2017.

  • @mladenkulic446
    @mladenkulic446 7 років тому +8

    Happy holidays to you too mark.

  • @theunbearablejuan
    @theunbearablejuan 7 років тому +2

    I wanted to choke on a turkey bone until I saw this on my subs. Thanks Mark, merry Xmas!

  • @justjoe233
    @justjoe233 7 років тому +31

    lmao that 70s show 7:50

  • @alexanderamtage2997
    @alexanderamtage2997 7 років тому +1

    It is unbelievable how much these "movies" must be damaging your brain and Soul. You are truly brave, risking your sanity for us!

  • @jasonhall3963
    @jasonhall3963 2 роки тому +19

    There's nothing wrong in working hard and getting stuff. What is wrong is forgotting who we are and where we all come from and letting materilism get in the way of what's important. Because you never know, one day it could all be gone. I think a lot of people today forgot what being a true Chrsitan is. No one is better than anyone.

  • @dosie451
    @dosie451 7 років тому +14

    I would love to hear the details of how Kirk Cameron lost his mind.

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 4 роки тому +1

      Dodie L during the last season he was on that lame sitcom...the whole storys out there

    • @paintitblack9712
      @paintitblack9712 2 роки тому +1

      The fear of being " left behind"

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 6 місяців тому

      It’s probably similar to how Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine lost his but without any actual drug addiction or Satanic practices leading up to it. Also, Dave has always been good at guitar at least.

  • @Ektalon
    @Ektalon 3 роки тому +6

    I am impressed by the sheer magnitude of how Kris Cameron doesn’t understand how Rotten Tomatoes works . . .

    • @Mateus_Carvalho
      @Mateus_Carvalho 3 роки тому +5

      I'm not. Lack of awareness kinda comes with the package.

  • @seraciousninety-nine9766
    @seraciousninety-nine9766 7 років тому

    OMG! That Ark analogy Slayed! Love your channel - always funny and enjoyable to watch.

  • @Amalokch
    @Amalokch 7 років тому +11

    Good review always mark. Greetings from Chile

  • @beatrixwilliams3327
    @beatrixwilliams3327 7 років тому

    It took me and my siblings over half an hour to watch this video, because we kept having to pause for hysterical laughter. This movie is hilarious and your video on it is amazing!

  • @nthomas32
    @nthomas32 6 років тому +3

    Loved your comic take on hotdogs. Make sure Cameron doesn't use it for his own proselytizing.

  • @marknarcho9083
    @marknarcho9083 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣"NOAH COMBINED THE ANIMALS ON THE ARCH LIKE A HOTDOG!!!"😂😂😂 LMFAO🤯🤯🤯

  • @forg13
    @forg13 4 роки тому +63

    mark: "2016 has been an interesting year..."
    me: *laughs in 2020 *

    • @Joe-243
      @Joe-243 3 роки тому +7

      Mark: "2016 has been an interesting year..."
      Liz: * laughs in 2020*
      Me: *laughs in 2021*

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 2 роки тому +2

      @@Joe-243 *crying*

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 2 роки тому +3

      @@Joe-243 Mark: "2016 has been an interesting year..."
      Liz: * laughs in 2020*
      Me: laughs in 2021
      Me: laughs in 2022

    • @XxPeaceNinjaxX
      @XxPeaceNinjaxX 2 роки тому +3

      @@fumomofumosarum5893 The 20s are a ride I don't wanna be one

    • @titanjakob1056
      @titanjakob1056 2 роки тому

      @@XxPeaceNinjaxX I want out of mr bones ride

  • @juliocesarhoyos4670
    @juliocesarhoyos4670 10 місяців тому +1

    It has become a yearly tradition of mine to watch this video on Christmas Day.

  • @velaphinosdumo
    @velaphinosdumo 7 років тому +134

    Kirk Cameron is the reason I became an aethiest and the reason why Jesus won't come back is this movie.

    • @CHURCHOFSOUTHPARK
      @CHURCHOFSOUTHPARK 6 років тому +2

      Iggy_TheWhite 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Khyrid
      @Khyrid 6 років тому +8

      God did exist and the bible was 100% true until Kirk Cameron starting making movies, then god deleted himself.

    • @Dave-te5bs
      @Dave-te5bs 6 років тому +4

      Khyrid yes! I am a Catholic but this isn’t a Christmas movie! It’s nothing more but a propaganda movie, which Jesus would be ashamed of seeing! Christmas is about getting together and being generous, not buying shit and prancing your wealth around!

    • @williamherring2349
      @williamherring2349 6 років тому +3

      No, you are an atheist because you decided to be one.

    • @Dave-te5bs
      @Dave-te5bs 6 років тому +1

      William Herring she kidding man don’t take it personally

  • @TravisBierwagen
    @TravisBierwagen 7 років тому

    I stumbled across your channel about a week or so ago and I have been going back and watching a lot of your older vids. Your line about the peasant food in the second fridge just about killed me. Haha! Keep up the great work.

  • @danielgatlin9866
    @danielgatlin9866 7 років тому +27

    Wow this was hilarious! My wife and I are both Christians but we can't stand these types of movies. Have you ever seen Kirk Cameron's Mercy Rule? I promise you it is on par with this one as being ultimately terrible. We really hope you can do a review on it. It's loaded with fodder.

    • @HarunoMaxwell6115
      @HarunoMaxwell6115 6 років тому +1

      Daniel Gatlin What's fodder?

    • @JennaLeigh
      @JennaLeigh 6 років тому +3

      @@HarunoMaxwell6115 fodder is a word meaning like, materials. In his sentence, it means the movie is full of material that could be joked about, mistakes that can be pointed out, etc. All the lousy dialogue, awkward moments, etc are joke fodder.

    • @HarunoMaxwell6115
      @HarunoMaxwell6115 6 років тому

      Jenna Leigh's Beauty Slam Thanks!

  • @peachteatina
    @peachteatina 10 місяців тому +1

    I know this was done 6 years ago, but still, tis the season.
    Happy Festivus for the Rest of Us!

  • @charlesqbanks
    @charlesqbanks 7 років тому +6

    I've gotta say, I myself am a Christian and uh...yep. Agree wholeheartedly. This movie is idiotic. Not even going to defend the portrayal of Christians in this thing.

  • @FrostFire1987
    @FrostFire1987 7 років тому +1

    i love your videos, watching drunk n stoned by myself laughing out loud at some parts, keep up the good work old chap :)

  • @MrAdamFC
    @MrAdamFC 7 років тому +9

    ( a special PSA by kirk ) Hi I'm kirk Cameron commercialism is fantastic at Christmas , Because it allows me to sell this shit in wallmart at a high price P.S. no I'm not the guy that made avatar that guy is good.

  • @deathpresent101
    @deathpresent101 7 років тому +1

    These videos are my everything

  • @reasonrules7768
    @reasonrules7768 7 років тому +3

    So funny Mark! I'm a practicing Catholic and yet I can't stand most Christian movies. They're way too preachy and extremely poorly acted. I especially loved the part about Santa Claus beating the crap out of Arius, very funny stuff!

  • @brentwalker3300
    @brentwalker3300 2 роки тому +1

    "Festivus for the Rest of Us." Mark, you wield the pole like a boss.

  • @abeldnite
    @abeldnite 7 років тому +21

    Please do How Bad is Suicide Squad

  • @ryanvittner7490
    @ryanvittner7490 7 років тому

    Glad to see another one of your videos. I would love to sit down with you, get high and watch bad movies for this show. This show is awesome man.