This certainly places Tolkien's creations in a new light. Perhaps Morgoth really was the Giver of Freedom. Not sure I want to support orc rights, though. I don't wanna live next door to them, either.
Dude someone sent me that clip starting with "I wanna know the connection between the Elves and the Nazis" while I was high as hell, and I thought I was dying. I thought "Oh, I'm having extreme hallucinations, my brain is cooked, it's extra crispy and gonna be tomorrow's 6 piece chicken tender combo". I didn't even believe it after I sobered up for like a week, I thought I had lasting brain damage distorting my view of the clip.
Ahhh, but even the worst of puns has that chance to circle around and be good again. Not yours so much, but you went to the trouble of typing it so I figured I'd toss you a like. Your pun wasn't great but at least you didn't try to make it into a meme. Your intentions were in the right place and I'm guessing you didn't spend much time on it so I give you a solid B. Remember, I'm grading on a curve.
***** Have you seen the movies he does "Bad Movie" reviews for? Once again, no one is saying that movie isn't bad, it just isn't even close to being as bad as those movies. You are in the minority on that one.
Hands down one of the funniest reviews I've ever seen! I don't know if it was the absurdity of the whole "Oral" situation, or Mark's comments after the scene, I was laughing uncontrollably for almost a minute. 🤣
Had to laugh at the 'canadian winter' crack since I live in CANADA too, but on Vancouver Island, BC, and see snow MAYBE a couple times through the winter..... Maybe...Oh...3 times. Yup. Three... I think. One may have been a snowcone, but the other two for sure...
Ryan Proctor Yeah, that movie confused & weirded me out as a kid. It was like wtf am I watching, but saw it a couple more times years later for some reason.
Monkey pirates riding unicorns for the win! Never has there been such awesome-ness in a concept! My fave review for the past year? Well, I have to say "The Room" because Tommy Wiseau rules, and so do your reviews: a perfect combo. I met Tommy this past year, and if he is ever in your area for his Q&A tour, I suggest you go and see him. He is such a goofy and funny guy. Happy new year, Mark! I look forward to another year of your videos! They are some of my favorite UA-cam videos that I watch regularly. Yayy!!!
My favourite bad movie review would definitely be The Room. Your review actually prompted me to watch that movie (and play the game!) and I freaking loved it. My other favourite reviews from you include Silent Night Deadly Night, Birdemic, Lady In The Water, The Host... Basically what I'm saying is all your reviews are awesome, and I very much look forward to more of your stuff next year :)
"he sees a beetle on the ground and gets distracted by it" 😂😂😂🤣🤣 holy fucking shit.... they seriously pulled that in the last scene of the movie.... omfg
It's a really tough choice but I'd have to say my fave was "Left Behind". As soon as I saw this movie was coming out I was really hoping someone talented would put it to the roast and I can't even say how happy it made me to see it come up in your channel. All in all though amazing year, can't say there wasn't a single review you did I didn't enjoy. Great work man.
The best reviews of the year in my opinion are The Room and Batllefront Earth. Thanks for digging up all those bad movies asnd watching them :) Great videos, get some rest and see you next year :D
Love it!!! You are hilarious ! My fav reviews were the "worst super hero movies " i cried...so funny.... But I watch every single review and u have me dying every time 😂😂😂😂
"I want to know the connection between the elves and the 'Notsees'." 😂 Lol, I don't know why but that line just struck me as funny. I guess because, like the rest of this movie, it's just so ridiculous.
That's so funny, I was also dropped kicked out of a window for cutting up a Garfield comic. Haha grandfathers, am I right?! Thank you for your videos Mark, which I've been binge watching in reverse order because I'm quarantined inside my apartment...
Oooh, I liked the review of the room, but I also have a soft spot for.... is it Adam? Frankenstein's monster? Whatever it was about something called Adam, and it was the first 'bad movies' episode I ever watched, and I loved it!
You are the best youtuber ever and you are so funny and I think the best rewiew you have done is troll 2 and this may seem too much to ask but please may I have a copy because ive been trying to find it fog ages even if you dont thank you for helping me get through the day every day
The true villain is seriously the mom. She killed the only worthwhile character.
Muneer Productions true!
She did god's work
and the cat
@@adamsedor8247 That is the only worthwhile character
@@EssexAggiegrad2011 yes I know
Actual dialogue: "I wanna know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!"
A question that has troubled me ever since I heard it...
Chop
2008-2018
"I wanna know the connection between the elves and the Nazis."
That's not just dialogue, that's the fucking plot
So Dan Haggerty is sitting in a bar somewhere mumbling this line over and over...where did it all go so very, very wrong?
And the Oscar goes to…
“I want to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis.” If I had a dime for every time I said THAT!
You'd have ten cents... lol
He say that with a straight face. This is memeworthy.
@@TheLastPhoen1x HAHAHAHA!!!!
Damn this movie is perfect to watch with some friends, have some beers and some laughs. "Connection between Elves and Nazis". Best plot ever.
What if it was the MIAMI Connection between Elves and Nazis?
This certainly places Tolkien's creations in a new light. Perhaps Morgoth really was the Giver of Freedom. Not sure I want to support orc rights, though. I don't wanna live next door to them, either.
Dude someone sent me that clip starting with "I wanna know the connection between the Elves and the Nazis" while I was high as hell, and I thought I was dying. I thought "Oh, I'm having extreme hallucinations, my brain is cooked, it's extra crispy and gonna be tomorrow's 6 piece chicken tender combo". I didn't even believe it after I sobered up for like a week, I thought I had lasting brain damage distorting my view of the clip.
8:59 Well I think I have found my favorite movie line: "I wanna know the connection between the elves and the Nazis."
The "Nelves".
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE GREATEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA
Regarding the "oral" situation...
That guy certainly didn't get a white Christmas.
Bad pun is very bad
someone didn't get their pearl necklace either
Ahhh, but even the worst of puns has that chance to circle around and be good again. Not yours so much, but you went to the trouble of typing it so I figured I'd toss you a like. Your pun wasn't great but at least you didn't try to make it into a meme. Your intentions were in the right place and I'm guessing you didn't spend much time on it so I give you a solid B. Remember, I'm grading on a curve.
I think your review of the room was my favorite :-)
Xisuma! Glad you enjoy Fanboy Flicks as well :D
you're just a chicken "cheep! cheep! cheep! cheep!"
Red Vice Lol, The Room! cool!
That was the first bad movies review I ever watched
IM FED UP WITH THES WURLD!
The Grizzly Adams Mall Santa is taking care of reindeer, not as a part of his job, because as an actor
he's DEEP in the method.
one of the funniest things i've ever seen
Good stuff again, great way to end the year. Hope to see more entertaining stuff in the new year, keep it up like that!
horrible what are you doing here ?
Turcanu dragos Checking out how bad Elves is
Horrible Reviews Nice to see you here.
Horrible Reviews lel . i love you btw
Dear God, it's like. Flowers in the Attic, the Christmas special.
lol omg
That's it!!! 😫
RIP Dan Haggerty.
+Nick Bartolo Poor Dan Haggerty. This movie is SO bad it could have been crapped out by the bear on Grizzly Adams.
@@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE Sad part is not only did he star in it.... He produced this crap. 😰
Grizzly Adams was my whole childhood!
This review had me saying, "...what?" the entire time.
That Dialogue with the Kid Scarred me for Life
You're a hoot, these are very entertaining. Thank you.
Can u make a Green Lantern bad movie review
It ain't that bad
If that's bad, he gotta do Revenge of the Fallen!
THIS
***** He's not saying it isn't bad, it's just nowhere near as bad as the movies he does Bad Movie reviews for.
***** Have you seen the movies he does "Bad Movie" reviews for? Once again, no one is saying that movie isn't bad, it just isn't even close to being as bad as those movies. You are in the minority on that one.
"He is just loving it" lmfao
THE MOM KILLED THE CAT SHE IS EVIL
Stardust-fantastical oral.
Stardust-fantastical true!
Stardust-fantastical I know right
ORAL. HOPELESS SAID ORAL!
Your pfp makes this comment so much better lol
Hands down one of the funniest reviews I've ever seen! I don't know if it was the absurdity of the whole "Oral" situation, or Mark's comments after the scene, I was laughing uncontrollably for almost a minute. 🤣
You've had a great year of great reviews! I can't wait to see more next year
This was one of the best since the group reviews ended. Really great ending note. I look forward to where you go next.
“Santa said oral.”
Love this flick! LOL
My favourite was How BAD is Left Behind purely because of the skit at the end, it was hilarious!
Had to laugh at the 'canadian winter' crack since I live in CANADA too, but on Vancouver Island, BC, and see snow MAYBE a couple times through the winter.....
Maybe...Oh...3 times. Yup. Three...
I think. One may have been a snowcone, but the other two for sure...
It's always a way pleasure seeing a new vid from you :)
Keep up the great work, you deserve more subs and views.
To start off the next year...The Garbage Pail Kids Movie!
Oh yes please make that happen, oh god i HATE that movie
That would be great! I'm of the opinion that 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie' is so bad it's good. I like Tangerine and Greaser Greg, lmao.
I been requesting that movie to Mark over a year now. Glad to see others who agree with me.
Ryan Proctor Yeah, that movie confused & weirded me out as a kid. It was like wtf am I watching, but saw it a couple more times years later for some reason.
Lesbo Techno As a fan of The Garbage Pail Kids trading cards, I loved that horrific movie!
I kid you not, Dan Haggerty is my cousin. This was so Good!
Monkey pirates riding unicorns for the win! Never has there been such awesome-ness in a concept! My fave review for the past year? Well, I have to say "The Room" because Tommy Wiseau rules, and so do your reviews: a perfect combo. I met Tommy this past year, and if he is ever in your area for his Q&A tour, I suggest you go and see him. He is such a goofy and funny guy. Happy new year, Mark! I look forward to another year of your videos! They are some of my favorite UA-cam videos that I watch regularly. Yayy!!!
Funny thing... I HAD the same type Ninja Turtles Pajamas that kid was wearing in the late-80's!!! The era of the Ninja Turtles, man...
These Bad Movie reviews are amazing, definitely taking one for your fans lol.
Happy new year!
My favourite bad movie review would definitely be The Room. Your review actually prompted me to watch that movie (and play the game!) and I freaking loved it. My other favourite reviews from you include Silent Night Deadly Night, Birdemic, Lady In The Water, The Host... Basically what I'm saying is all your reviews are awesome, and I very much look forward to more of your stuff next year :)
"I want to know the connection between the elves and the Nazi's". Now that's a line you don't hear in just any Christmas film.
These bad movie reviews have lit up my year! 😂 the room and birdemic have got to my absolute favourites!
I lost it when you said: " Old people were very protective of their reading material.
Left Behind. But I say we put Nick Cage in a bio flick playing Snoop Dogg, imagine him singing Ain't Nothing But a G' Thang
"he sees a beetle on the ground and gets distracted by it" 😂😂😂🤣🤣 holy fucking shit.... they seriously pulled that in the last scene of the movie.... omfg
"My grandpa dropped kicked me out a window"
Thanks for all the reviews this year!
looking forward to next year.
-Randy Marsh
I love how the elf starts headbanging as the woman electrocutes in the bath.
Please review Ghoulies! A horrendous Gremlins rip-off
I love watching you. You always seem so bored when doing it! xD I find it hilarious. Your like "wow this movie why am i even reviewing it?" XD
It's a really tough choice but I'd have to say my fave was "Left Behind". As soon as I saw this movie was coming out I was really hoping someone talented would put it to the roast and I can't even say how happy it made me to see it come up in your channel.
All in all though amazing year, can't say there wasn't a single review you did I didn't enjoy. Great work man.
The Room hands down!!.. Great review as always keep it up.
Hey man, love your videos. Keep up the good work.
I just love your review of Jack and Jill and Birdemic.
I always end up watching them again, they are so funny.
Lmfaooo too funny... happy New year's man!
Mark, you GOTTA do Ishtar! I've been waiting for an internet movie reviewer to do this bomb from the 80's.
Always enjoy your videos!
Will miss you bro thanks for a great year :)
Do how bad is Baby Genius' 2: Superbabies
lol That cat scene.
DAMN grizzlies stuntman hit the ground HARD
You deserve more views and subscribers. Great stuff. XD
My favorite was most definitely left behind, hardest I've laughed on any of your videos
The best reviews of the year in my opinion are The Room and Batllefront Earth.
Thanks for digging up all those bad movies asnd watching them :)
Great videos, get some rest and see you next year :D
First time i saw this movie was when i was 10ish and rented it from Hastings when it was put in the wrong case. I was so very shook
Love it!!! You are hilarious !
My fav reviews were the "worst super hero movies " i cried...so funny.... But I watch every single review and u have me dying every time 😂😂😂😂
..."Seriously, what kind of home is that?"...😂
"I want to know the connection between the elves and the 'Notsees'." 😂
Lol, I don't know why but that line just struck me as funny. I guess because, like the rest of this movie, it's just so ridiculous.
"Garbage Day!"
Silent Night, Deadly Night was my favorite review of 2014.
This was definitely one of the funniest reviews on here.
I've had a great time ever since I subscribed!:)
There's no need for subtlety when you're dressed as Santa
I wanna know the connection between the Elves and the Nazis.
That's so funny, I was also dropped kicked out of a window for cutting up a Garfield comic. Haha grandfathers, am I right?!
Thank you for your videos Mark, which I've been binge watching in reverse order because I'm quarantined inside my apartment...
Just watched it, and loved it. It has EVERYTHING.
“My grandfather drop kicked me out of a window” 🤣🤣
Halloween 1 & 2 reviews were hilarious and you really should do a voice over edition of Micheal's misunderstood good intentions.
do gingerdead man 1 2 and 3 lol.
Love it Mark ! thanks for the great year ! #fanboyflicks
The reason it is called elves is because they are trying to make more maniac elves
Bail Fox Sure, Jan
Thanks for another fun review!
This is by far your best review
yeah man canadian winters blow. edmonton represent! maybe santa's slay review for next year?
when you said its the last bad movie review i had a mini heart attack, thank god you said of this year.
evil elves live underground who knew
Damn Falmer....
"decided to go skiing instead" lol
I really like your Video for 'the Room' ^^
Best reviews halloween , the room and silent night
Happy New Years Mark!
Mac & Me was my fav this year - All time fav is Samurai Cop lol
I liked all of the reviews this year but The Room had me rolling. I still go back and watch it.
I want more bad movie reviews!!! I've seen all your videos so far, and I want MORE!!! I need my fix every day!!!
Get some rest have a safe and wonderful new year
jaws was probably my favorite... see you next year man!
best bad movie review for me was the Room. happy new year to you bad movie guy and many years to come
I liked a all of them! Keep it up :)
Birdwmic, the room and hard ticket to Hawaii were funny
I have never laughed so hard in my life +FanboyFlicks
Oooh, I liked the review of the room, but I also have a soft spot for.... is it Adam? Frankenstein's monster? Whatever it was about something called Adam, and it was the first 'bad movies' episode I ever watched, and I loved it!
You are the best youtuber ever and you are so funny and I think the best rewiew you have done is troll 2 and this may seem too much to ask but please may I have a copy because ive been trying to find it fog ages even if you dont thank you for helping me get through the day every day
"I would gladly trade spots with Kirsten...except for the whole elf-rape part..."
My favorite episode was with The Room review. I don't know why, though. Just made me laugh. Oh! And BIRDEMIC!!!!!! Two favorites!
The Room....hands down your best of '14.
Man you have the coolest t shirts
Left behind is my favorite so far and if you could do a review of batman and robin at some point you would make my year!
+Jasmine Cluney Batman and Robin was one of his earliest reviews
Answered months later XD but thanks man I didn't know! I'll go check it out.
Jasmine Cluney Better late than never i guess.
That poor Elf is the most trolled character in this movie :D
Birdemic review made me especially happy, I think I talked about it for weeks :)
I think your Jack & Jill review might be my favorite.