THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A METALHEAD

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  • @wind-upboy939
    @wind-upboy939 4 роки тому +3028

    "You listen to Metal?"
    "Yes."
    "But you're so smart."
    "That is why."

    • @dyingfetus2483
      @dyingfetus2483 4 роки тому +43

      This is soooo so true 👊🏽

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 роки тому +21

      Throw prog metal on their face

    • @wildersound
      @wildersound 4 роки тому +31

      Fun thing here is, that it actually affects your brain reseptors way more effectively when you listen to metal, than for example rap. I don't know the exact reason, but I'll assume it has something to do with melody-creativity correlation in human brains.

    • @dyingfetus2483
      @dyingfetus2483 4 роки тому +22

      @@wildersound in my opinion, such complex polyrhythmic patterns that metal offers can only be decoded and thus enjoyed, by people very high cognitive skills. They're just made to feel like they don't, by the society who can't see patterns and only perceives chaos, take Archspire for instance. METAL IS THE MUSIC OF THE GODS. 🤘🏽

    • @thebossmongars9651
      @thebossmongars9651 4 роки тому +2

      So true

  • @professordinglebop
    @professordinglebop 5 років тому +3632

    “Is that Metallica” ~ Every non-Metal person

    • @opshake5477
      @opshake5477 5 років тому +52

      Metallica's kill em all wasn't that bad

    • @marcodemarzi2434
      @marcodemarzi2434 5 років тому +9

      That's so true

    • @dakotaoim8598
      @dakotaoim8598 5 років тому +58

      Metallica is legit though

    • @imawormbeforeiamaman4261
      @imawormbeforeiamaman4261 5 років тому +2

      @@sleeping_away lmfao😂😂😂

    • @danielellis2403
      @danielellis2403 5 років тому +34

      Lmao I said I listened to metal like metallica and Pantera and my teacher said they arent metal they're too old they're probably more rock

  • @felixftw4702
    @felixftw4702 4 роки тому +1133

    "Anybody can scream"
    Correct.
    "Anybody can metal scream"
    Once again, correct.
    "Anybody can metal scream _well_ "
    Ah! See, that's where you're wrong.

    • @DriftFox1
      @DriftFox1 3 роки тому +21

      Absolutly correct

    • @madleengufler8198
      @madleengufler8198 3 роки тому +15

      anybody can sing...same thing

    • @Djentlman7
      @Djentlman7 3 роки тому +22

      It’s the fact that these metal screamers are professionals and can do it for like 6 minutes straight like seriously you try doing it for that long that’s what makes me mad like when people think it’s no talent when if they tried they’d be mute for a month

    • @goaskuff7539
      @goaskuff7539 3 роки тому +2

      Y e s

    • @cherrypopscile3385
      @cherrypopscile3385 3 роки тому +9

      You see... I can technically hit the same notes as rob Halford.
      I can only hit one of them per week, And it will irreparably damage my vocal cords, but technically I can do it.

  • @RedMetalHead97
    @RedMetalHead97 3 роки тому +395

    “I listen to metal.”
    Coworker: You mean like Billie Eilish?
    I wish I was kidding.

    • @percyy1908
      @percyy1908 3 роки тому +12

      Amon Amarth nice

    • @dallasmckim4370
      @dallasmckim4370 3 роки тому +7

      And then I silently chuckle as I'm listening to a metal cover of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy" by Alex Terrible from Slaughter To Prevail. Part of a series of something called "The Russian Hate Project." Amusingly I still to this day have not heard the original version.

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 роки тому +2

      The scent of irony is quite pungent...

    • @emmageels3041
      @emmageels3041 3 роки тому +7

      this makes me wanna cry

    • @matthewdavis7674
      @matthewdavis7674 3 роки тому +4

      Billie eilish is great! Not metal at all, but great

  • @emona7291
    @emona7291 4 роки тому +3986

    Random girl in my class: “Metallica is my favourite T-shirt brand.”

  • @bazzyg
    @bazzyg 7 років тому +952

    "You love metal? But you wear normal clothes and look like us."

    • @Jukelol23333
      @Jukelol23333 7 років тому +5

      Bazzyg IKR

    • @marc-olivierouellet2338
      @marc-olivierouellet2338 7 років тому +138

      We have successfully infiltrated their society, the final phase of the total world takeover may start

    • @bvpyro3070
      @bvpyro3070 7 років тому +8

      Bazzyg ah somebody said that to me today

    • @blockparty009
      @blockparty009 6 років тому +2

      lovin the band shirts man, you have a pretty good taste in music

    • @bazzyg
      @bazzyg 6 років тому +9

      Metal is on the inside. I used to wear full on metal clothes when I was a teenager, but as an adult wear more elegant attire and dress "trendy", but will love metal till the day I die!

  • @ethanhammitt9507
    @ethanhammitt9507 4 роки тому +2935

    Things that need to be cleared up:
    1) AC/DC is Hard Rock, not heavy metal.
    2) Metallica is GOOD, but they are not the ONLY metal band.
    3) I’m Catholic. I’m a metalhead. Get over it.

    • @ethanhammitt9507
      @ethanhammitt9507 4 роки тому +59

      I lean more more towards the Metallica side, but I’ll listen to Megadeth on occasion.

    • @black_boiler7978
      @black_boiler7978 4 роки тому +15

      @Jaspal Sarkaria i love soad

    • @bassnoob8214
      @bassnoob8214 4 роки тому +19

      Tom Araya is Catholic

    • @kiah1374
      @kiah1374 3 роки тому +16

      Rob Halford and Nico Mcbrain are Christians. Yeah satanic.

    • @richardmarlev8393
      @richardmarlev8393 3 роки тому +3

      Same.

  • @williamleaves6806
    @williamleaves6806 4 роки тому +525

    “I love metal”
    “mEtAl Is JuSt ScReAmInG”
    -My ignorant friend 😂

    • @williamleaves6806
      @williamleaves6806 4 роки тому +5

      Jaspal Sarkaria No he is a very calm person, thus why he doesn’t like metal

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +7

      @@williamleaves6806 You need to get some new friends or at least show him metal bands that don't scream.

    • @ianne6627
      @ianne6627 3 роки тому +1

      Everyone has different tastes but if they say your music is bad find new friends, People who says your music taste is awful are just dickheads even if you judge someones music taste at least dont tell them straight on

    • @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358
      @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358 3 роки тому

      2:16 - 2:22 Am I the only one who thinks that this sounds like a black metal boy f*********ing a black metal girl????...

    • @Jojo-pb4mo
      @Jojo-pb4mo 3 роки тому +1

      Hold on is your Profile pic one of the album covers from Rammstein? 😳

  • @johnp4193
    @johnp4193 4 роки тому +3206

    “Metal is ear cancer” - some girl in my school who listens to 6ix9ine

    • @brycearreola548
      @brycearreola548 4 роки тому +22

      John Prendergast that happened to me

    • @justjust3100
      @justjust3100 4 роки тому +154

      Metal is a fcking EarGasm

    • @ottogofast3882
      @ottogofast3882 4 роки тому +14

      Trying so hard to fit in lol soooooo sad

    • @nakinjhya
      @nakinjhya 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @_CrowDivine
      @_CrowDivine 4 роки тому +101

      John Prendergast
      6ix9ine is literally one of the worse people alive who makes just as bad music, she can keep her two-cent worth opinion to her damn self.

  • @CloudPow
    @CloudPow 4 роки тому +3701

    "You like metal?"
    Me: "Yeah."
    "But you're black!"
    - Real conversation from 2007.
    Still haunts me to this day.

    • @jallybwan3767
      @jallybwan3767 4 роки тому +301

      black metal tho

    • @dangergirldesigns5943
      @dangergirldesigns5943 4 роки тому +121

      "Black metal? You mean like Sevendust?"
      Best question ever.

    • @Chomakot
      @Chomakot 4 роки тому +56

      i genuinely wonder if there's a metal band with black people every band i searched on google that i listen to is white and its kinda strange

    • @ringevalley
      @ringevalley 4 роки тому +15

      Embrace the Darkness bodycount. Ice T (co-founder) was previously a rapper

    • @danielolsen9034
      @danielolsen9034 4 роки тому +19

      @@Chomakot it's not really metal but living colour is an all black band

  • @stephaniegore250
    @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +350

    One time a friend had said stop wearing death metal shirts.
    Oh, I'm Sorry, I didn't know Smash Mouth was death metal.

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +6

      WTF!

    • @angrydoodle8919
      @angrydoodle8919 3 роки тому +13

      Stephanie Gore did you really answer to yourself ?

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 3 роки тому +1

      @@angrydoodle8919 Not really

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 3 роки тому +10

      @@angrydoodle8919 But it gets worse One time a friend of mine who is a rap fan said Metal bands have no fame. So is he saying that rappers such as Nelly, Eminem, Juice WRLD, and all that those guys have more fame and popularity than Thy Art is Murder, Ozzy Osbourne, Dragonforce, Asking Alexandria, Def Leppard, Killswitch Engage, Dream Theater, Gojira, All That Remains, Disturbed, The Black Dahlia Murder, System of a Down, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Meshuggah, Attila, Linkin Park, Insane Clown Posse, Deftones, Periphery, Limp Bizkit, Suicide Silence, Devin Townsend, Danzig, GWAR, Behemoth, Marilyn Manson, Cannibal Corpse, The Faceless, Black Sabbath, Five Finger Death Punch, Avenged Sevenfold, Dio, Veil of Maya, As I Lay Dying, Emmure, Motörhead, BABYMETAL, Lamb of God, Korn, Tool, Pantera, Machine Head, Mastodon, Iron Maiden, Guns N’ Roses, Ghost, Megadeth, Slayer, Slipknot, or even Metallica? Hell, Even Mötley Crüe has more recognition in the world than what any rapper could have thought of.

    • @sidthejovian5105
      @sidthejovian5105 3 роки тому

      Nice name, dude.

  • @shiranai__dc8021
    @shiranai__dc8021 3 роки тому +333

    I'm a girl, and I'm a metalhead. Because of this, my classmates decided to introduce me to a guy that also likes "Super heavy metal"... He is fan of Green Day... Yeah super heavy metal...

    • @stingysmailbox8209
      @stingysmailbox8209 3 роки тому +20

      Too many morons confusing pop-punk for metal.

    • @annagolod2592
      @annagolod2592 2 роки тому +26

      I'm a girl who likes metal too but I also like punk rock.Damn,that's so funny😂😂If they think that Green Day is metal,how will they react to a real metal bands.

    • @beet6le380
      @beet6le380 2 роки тому +23

      They also think emos are metalheads also.

    • @annagolod2592
      @annagolod2592 2 роки тому +9

      @@beet6le380 that's stupid.There are many screamo bands that really sound like metal.For example,pierce for veil and their song King For A Day.But that doesn't mean that every song is metal.Mostly it's emo punk rock.

    • @maxxpayn3_
      @maxxpayn3_ 2 роки тому +2

      😂

  • @ajrod3047
    @ajrod3047 4 роки тому +1129

    "I listen to Megadeth".
    Me: Really? What's your favorite song?
    "Master Of Puppets".

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 роки тому +104

      that's understandable if they're just getting into metal
      based of what i've heard master of puppets is a great song
      just not by megadeth

    • @Eli76055
      @Eli76055 4 роки тому +58

      @@felixftw4702 the whole Master Of Puppets Album is good. So good that, fun fact: it's the first thrash metal album to ever get platinum and it is considered historically important

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 роки тому +17

      @@Eli76055 and i thought metallica was heavy metal

    • @Eli76055
      @Eli76055 4 роки тому +16

      @@felixftw4702 They are a heavy metal band. Why do you say that?

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 роки тому +18

      @@Eli76055 is thrash metal a subgenre of heavy metal?

  • @therealtebek8141
    @therealtebek8141 4 роки тому +1800

    "Metal sucks" - Says the kid who listens to Lil Pump

    • @turtle4775
      @turtle4775 4 роки тому +6

      @Jaspal Sarkaria xD

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +31

      @TheRealTebek
      You wanna hear something disappointing? One time, I showed someone "ObZen" by Meshuggah and they said "Is that Ed Sheeran?"

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +24

      No rap has no talent and sucks and metal has talent.

    • @ashrice4642
      @ashrice4642 4 роки тому +35

      At least metal actually has lyrics and a very wide vocabulary. Instead of the word Gucci gang repeated 50 times from someone who didn't even complete high school

    • @autumnderstine9939
      @autumnderstine9939 4 роки тому +21

      lil pump is the gayest thing that walked the earth

  • @drewchermak2173
    @drewchermak2173 4 роки тому +315

    Just because nickel back has nickel in it doesn’t mean their metal

  • @isabellawhite9931
    @isabellawhite9931 4 роки тому +158

    "Hey, what're you listening to?"
    "System of a Down, why?"
    "Lemme listen."
    "Ok."
    *Gives headphones, Marmalade playing*
    "Ok, first, why is this song is about rape? Second, why is the guys voice sound so nasally and Squidward-Like? I feel a clarinet solo coming any second."
    Coming from the person who listens to rap music, which litteraly talks about the same thing.

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +7

      Tell him "Well, Your music is the same thing so what's the difference?"

    • @fabio4910
      @fabio4910 3 роки тому +5

      The clarinet solo killed me😂

    • @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317
      @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 Місяць тому

      And is there anywhere in the song that says it's not consensual?

  • @weeniehutjuniors6715
    @weeniehutjuniors6715 7 років тому +1485

    "Do you listen to metal?"
    "Yeah"
    "But you were so smart!"
    ...
    "SMART ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC"

    • @cneftelberg7
      @cneftelberg7 7 років тому +5

      Reno Jupiter that was pretty good

    • @kazoobros5444
      @kazoobros5444 7 років тому +3

      Reno Jupiter fuck ya

    • @Mr__Menacee
      @Mr__Menacee 6 років тому +4

      YESSSSS

    • @dia4622
      @dia4622 6 років тому +4

      Reno Jupiter amen

    • @zfin87
      @zfin87 6 років тому +5

      Reno Jupiter Your Profile picture is beautiful. I mean, Finally! Another Deathbat!

  • @monicaisabelle3346
    @monicaisabelle3346 4 роки тому +1014

    My mom caught me listen to Slayer and she asked me:"Are you transgender?"
    Me: "No,why?"
    Her"GiRLs cAnT bE mEtALhEAdS"

    • @aogaerufrog1987
      @aogaerufrog1987 4 роки тому +61

      Tf

    • @Julianptr666
      @Julianptr666 4 роки тому +25

      Raaaininggg bloodd

    • @dantemariposon1209
      @dantemariposon1209 4 роки тому

      same..

    • @thrasherdave1428
      @thrasherdave1428 4 роки тому +43

      Sexism at its finest :)

    • @thrasherdave1428
      @thrasherdave1428 4 роки тому +29

      @Jaspal Sarkaria I think in this case it is because it's imposing limitations on someone only because of their gender/sex (you can't be a metalhead just because you're a girl)

  • @gt_beltran42
    @gt_beltran42 3 роки тому +137

    My brother told me once that metal is just about how bad peoples lives are. He listens to pop, music about people finding their love and then breaking up with them
    (Edit) ok I need to update something, he actually doesn’t really listen to music, he listens to Minecraft parodies and bad lip readings. I know, WTF

  • @habibaelgendy6253
    @habibaelgendy6253 3 роки тому +390

    “So what genre do you listen to?”
    “Rock/ metal you know”
    “U listen to that devil music?? How you’re too cute, never would’ve thought u listened to that”
    “Let me introduce you to new music”
    “No thanks, i’m not suicidal”
    Fml😂 what do these people thinkkkk

    • @superman2957
      @superman2957 3 роки тому +26

      I mean... They still called u cute... That's a w

    • @palmagius
      @palmagius 3 роки тому +8

      They dont think....
      Thats the problem

    • @uwu9272
      @uwu9272 3 роки тому +11

      "no thanks, im not suicidal"
      LMAO

    • @stingysmailbox8209
      @stingysmailbox8209 3 роки тому +5

      DSBM bands: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

    • @_.blackb1rd._
      @_.blackb1rd._ 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I dont look like someone who listens to this stuff

  • @daniellevanaelst499
    @daniellevanaelst499 4 роки тому +575

    "Is one direction a metal band?" Yeah, Aluminum.

    • @makaylanicole2735
      @makaylanicole2735 4 роки тому +7

      LMFAOOOO

    • @irenecarlock3513
      @irenecarlock3513 4 роки тому

      Facts

    • @wickedbundy867
      @wickedbundy867 4 роки тому

      Danielle Van Aelst you can’t even say that much about them.

    • @maddie9885
      @maddie9885 4 роки тому +1

      Danielle Van Aelst HAHAH OMG

    • @vae3716
      @vae3716 4 роки тому +5

      I'm a one direction fan and I listen to nu metal and hard Rock too but if some girl or boy comes to me and says " doesn't 1D(or any other Pop band Coldplay for e.g) play rock too" than I'll be like " girl no just No pls don't too it, it it hurts"
      I think they're confusing rock with Pop rock or idk😂😂

  • @user-qj8kh7gi3q
    @user-qj8kh7gi3q 4 роки тому +1236

    My friends: "metal is no talent"
    Me: "ok then play the slipknot psychosocial solo"

    • @jotaskak
      @jotaskak 4 роки тому +63

      or try singing eeyore 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @eyelessjudge9425
      @eyelessjudge9425 4 роки тому +77

      Or the drum intro of eyeless

    • @christophergutierrez8966
      @christophergutierrez8966 4 роки тому +8

      L'empereur granolax and vendetta

    • @roteberg1
      @roteberg1 4 роки тому +9

      Or fleshgod apocalypse - the violation

    • @epicman2789
      @epicman2789 4 роки тому +13

      Plays one note per second and does a bunch of harmonics on accident

  • @TheRockhound119
    @TheRockhound119 4 роки тому +578

    "You listen to metal?"
    "Yes."
    "I thought you were a regular person. Why do you hate the world?"
    "What?"
    A coworker and me.

    • @ashrice4642
      @ashrice4642 4 роки тому +32

      I feel like everyone that doesn't listen to rock/metal just believes only people who are like extremely mentally ill or hate everything listen to it. Yet metalheads are the most nicest people ever(that's if you're on their good side lol)

    • @TheRockhound119
      @TheRockhound119 4 роки тому +1

      @@ashrice4642 I sort of converted that coworker though because I even send her my vocal lessons. :)

    • @ahacks7692
      @ahacks7692 3 роки тому +1

      People who speak like that make me hate the world

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 роки тому +1

      My dad likes metal he was in fact the one who introduced it to me as a kid. I'm not into it now, but when I was like four, I love zombie. I was sincerely entertained by hearing them talking about a living dead girl.

    • @aliezahjuarez1212
      @aliezahjuarez1212 2 роки тому

      Relatable

  • @kyaradani
    @kyaradani 3 роки тому +93

    Them:
    "Metal is just something that self diagnosed depressed people listen to."
    Me:
    "Atleast I don't post stuff literally exposing myself that I self diagnose and blame Lil Peep for it."

  • @themaggot7775
    @themaggot7775 4 роки тому +615

    "this is earrape" some girl said
    no, actually, it's hardcore ear sex
    GET
    IT
    RIGHT

    • @laurettadelmar2781
      @laurettadelmar2781 4 роки тому +25

      You pressed the play button consensually

    • @viditjain2653
      @viditjain2653 4 роки тому +15

      it's Eargasm.

    • @ackerkartoffel8627
      @ackerkartoffel8627 4 роки тому

      Well earrape is characterized by clipping and there are some so gs where it's used a lot

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 4 роки тому +2

      “That’s not earrape music. _This_ is earrape music:” **plays I Duckinf Hatw You by Ghostemane on max volume**

    • @junaberggren1183
      @junaberggren1183 3 роки тому +1

      You know the song is good when you’re eat litterally gets an orgasm

  • @jaydenberton1031
    @jaydenberton1031 5 років тому +2332

    Metal is just noise?
    Brave words coming from a skrillex fan.

    • @kingskxrg3172
      @kingskxrg3172 5 років тому +43

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣CHILL BRUH YOUR KILLING ME

    • @arjavgarg5801
      @arjavgarg5801 5 років тому +35

      Brody Blaze lol I like both

    • @Shydood
      @Shydood 4 роки тому +35

      Ironic, considering Skrillex is in a post-hardcore band.

    • @dyztroyax4628
      @dyztroyax4628 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao youve gotta chill out, my poor heart.

    • @lightningmonky7674
      @lightningmonky7674 4 роки тому +13

      I like both 🤘🏻

  • @AustinWarner89
    @AustinWarner89 4 роки тому +85

    Dave mustaine opening overwatch phrase:
    “Holy Wars, Your punishments due”

    • @robertziel2294
      @robertziel2294 3 роки тому +10

      I would think his phrase would be, "Enemies will all Rust in Peace"

    • @AustinWarner89
      @AustinWarner89 3 роки тому

      Robert Ziel good one

    • @ryanmounce2850
      @ryanmounce2850 3 роки тому +2

      "Hello me, it's the REAL me!"

    • @dallasmckim4370
      @dallasmckim4370 3 роки тому +1

      He should also have a Vic Rattlehead skin too. The Cyborg Vic from 2015's Dystopia would fit well into the aesthetic of Overwatch I think.

    • @gcat7145
      @gcat7145 2 роки тому

      @Jaspal Sarkaria you'll get no warning and no second chance

  • @MirA12334
    @MirA12334 3 роки тому +47

    From a girls pov: metalheads take care of each other!!
    i always feel safer at metal concerts than anything mainstream (at mainstream gatherings its kinda normalized to get sexually assaulted at least once a night???)
    And one time at a metal concert when three drunkards (probably high too) got too close to me (they were dancing like techno freaks) others immediately stepped up for me!!?? Thank you to those nice guys!!!

  • @ahmadirsyadadli
    @ahmadirsyadadli 7 років тому +273

    How to piss off a metalhead:
    - Call it S C R E A M O

  • @Unus_Annus_
    @Unus_Annus_ 4 роки тому +555

    “Death metal is the same as punk”
    -Some random girl on my bus

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 роки тому +9

      that's deathcore but ok

    • @vae3716
      @vae3716 4 роки тому +24

      WTF😂😂 I sometimes listen to punk but damn I'll say it punk is nowhere near metal 😅😂

    • @AzriellaRipley
      @AzriellaRipley 4 роки тому +1

      @@vae3716 listen to Municipal Waste "Your Cut Off" and the video too. Hope you enjoy them. So punkmetal!

    • @AzriellaRipley
      @AzriellaRipley 4 роки тому

      @@felixftw4702 dearhcore used to sound metal until one realizes it sounds like it's trying to hard. Jk

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 роки тому +3

      @@AzriellaRipley "you're cut off" nice
      also i dont care if deathcore is real metal or not, im a hardcore head :D
      if it is then cool
      if not, well then at least im not some elitist who thinks metal is the best music genre

  • @stephaniegore250
    @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +84

    This isn't really related to metal but someone in my school said "Who is Elvis Presley?"

    • @slipperynoodles9240
      @slipperynoodles9240 4 роки тому +3

      Bro I live in Tennessee and we literally have to learn about him in history and I wish I didn’t have to

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 3 роки тому

      @@slipperynoodles9240 Yeah. I understand.

    • @slipperynoodles9240
      @slipperynoodles9240 3 роки тому

      Stephanie Gore are you also from Tennessee

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 3 роки тому

      @@slipperynoodles9240 No, I'm from Florida, But I understand because I have a friend from Tennessee and I have to tell him about Elvis every single day.

    • @slipperynoodles9240
      @slipperynoodles9240 3 роки тому

      Cool

  • @scrumptiousburger367
    @scrumptiousburger367 3 роки тому +19

    Metal isn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle

  • @raider1841
    @raider1841 5 років тому +1042

    my grandfather who is 92 : "What kind of music do you kids lisen to these days?
    me: "well i like metal"
    grandpa : "son , i have something to show you"
    grandpa goes into his room , reaches under the bed , pulls out a led zeppelin vinyl
    my brain:"best hope he lives longer boy"

    • @cthulutech4697
      @cthulutech4697 5 років тому +92

      This is good. Keep in touch with your grandpa.

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 4 роки тому +61

      Weird place to keep a record, but that sounds like a pretty cool grandpa.

    • @JJ-eo9kw
      @JJ-eo9kw 4 роки тому +26

      My grandma has a lot of led zeppelin and ac/dc cd’s

    • @dererklarbar6499
      @dererklarbar6499 4 роки тому +38

      Led Zeppelin had a huge influence on heavy metal.

    • @GrimmFLawless
      @GrimmFLawless 4 роки тому +6

      I like grunge so I relate

  • @eleonoracumberbitch3346
    @eleonoracumberbitch3346 5 років тому +1022

    My mom is a metalhead and actually introduced me to metal by using It as lullabys

    • @rubenalobama5549
      @rubenalobama5549 5 років тому +92

      Best mom 3029

    • @Kayla-ds5gb
      @Kayla-ds5gb 5 років тому +72

      Did she sing you to sleep with the soft and somber lullabies of Korn??

    • @matkaboskanieskalana6629
      @matkaboskanieskalana6629 5 років тому +49

      Me as a mother

    • @GGAliceCS
      @GGAliceCS 5 років тому +33

      I can just imagine now in a sweet soothing angelic voice “auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way that I want you to die”

    • @willywonky420
      @willywonky420 5 років тому +68

      You: "Mom, sing me a lullaby"
      Mom: *Pulls out guitar*
      *Enter Sandman*

  • @aliahope-wilson4449
    @aliahope-wilson4449 4 роки тому +30

    "Does you mother know you're doing this?"
    She listens to metal too 😅

  • @Stray_Reverie
    @Stray_Reverie 3 роки тому +28

    My grandma: “yOu CaN’t LiStEn To ThAt DeViL mUsIc In My HoUsE!!1!”
    My dad: (finds Christian Metal)
    My grandma: 👁👄👁

  • @poytrew8025
    @poytrew8025 4 роки тому +219

    The word “screamo” is generally something you wouldn’t want to say

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 роки тому +8

      unless you know what screamo actually is

    • @connernelson7033
      @connernelson7033 4 роки тому +1

      @@felixftw4702 true, true

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 роки тому +3

      @@connernelson7033 Screamo itself as a subgenre deserves appreciation because there isn't any other music like it
      that being said, unless you're actually talking about bands like pg.99 or Orchid, it's true in that you probably shouldn't talk about "screamo"

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 роки тому

      @Jaspal Sarkaria those aren't even bands you would call screamo xD

    • @superman2957
      @superman2957 3 роки тому +1

      I like metal but I really don't understand what makes something "screamo" can someone explain please

  • @obundoben82
    @obundoben82 7 років тому +225

    "Yeah I actually listen to metal."
    "So, like, what kind of metal?"
    "What do you mean?"
    "You know, titanium, copper, nickel..."
    I fucking died inside when she said that.

    • @ghostrider1234561
      @ghostrider1234561 7 років тому +1

      That's the funniest shit I've read in this comment section.

    • @vahsharo1980
      @vahsharo1980 6 років тому

      be all here check this out and put on some bile or some hate for her.

  • @rhysbrauersmith2078
    @rhysbrauersmith2078 4 роки тому +30

    I love at 3:28 the background music of your EP just starts repeating "death"

  • @theglasgowinformant
    @theglasgowinformant 3 роки тому +22

    I was playing "Sad but True" and then someone asked, is that a Rolling Stones song?

  • @eddinoboy
    @eddinoboy 7 років тому +255

    My step grandmother was staying over at my house one day. She wakes up last and comes into the living room, where my mom and dad are talking, my sisters are playing card games, and I was playing Guitar Hero: Metallica. She asked me what that music was, and I said "heavy metal." She then turned to my dad and said "I'm sure it's just a phase." My dad then replies "I like that stuff too." She just stood there for a few seconds, confused. Then she didn't bring it up again.

    • @tornadoduckytv7616
      @tornadoduckytv7616 7 років тому +26

      eddinoboy your dad saved it 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @DiehardDuke-on5mr
    @DiehardDuke-on5mr 6 років тому +294

    "oh, you like rock and roll"
    *Holds up Spiderman fingers*

  • @stephaniegore250
    @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +46

    Your walking into the ghetto and you're wearing a Dead Kennedys shirt and they think that you had something to do with the JFK assassination.

  • @davidardinger6888
    @davidardinger6888 3 роки тому +31

    "AnD tHeN mAtUrE pEoPlE lOsE tHe MeTaL pHaSe" im sure every metal band with adults in it would disagree🤣🤣🤣 (not a personal attack😬)

    • @kanvolu
      @kanvolu 3 роки тому

      Meshuggah's members are around 50 yo now

    • @Ray_SOAD
      @Ray_SOAD Рік тому

      @@kanvolu Metallica's members are around 60 now

  • @caysy9156
    @caysy9156 4 роки тому +177

    "They literally just scream"
    - My uneducated friend

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому

      You need a new friend.

    • @ashrice4642
      @ashrice4642 4 роки тому +2

      I mean depends on the metal genre some of them are literally just a growl and you can't tell me there isn't cause I literally can't find lyrics for some songs.

    • @isak8059
      @isak8059 3 роки тому

      Throw that friend in the trash and find real friends.

  • @bluesox315
    @bluesox315 5 років тому +446

    Stopping a metalhead from head banging
    Wait thats illegal......

  • @Kat-nd5fq
    @Kat-nd5fq 3 роки тому +44

    "Metal is the Devil's Music"
    Tony Iommi: Laughs in Catholic

  • @villesiltanen9832
    @villesiltanen9832 3 роки тому +18

    The quiet kid: loads gun
    Pumped up kicks intensifies

    • @djbaby491
      @djbaby491 3 роки тому

      For me it would be Tsjuder - The Daemon Gate

  • @TsWn_Manimal
    @TsWn_Manimal 4 роки тому +550

    Ok so this is an epic dad moment for me. Me and my dad were sitting down at church, when some guy came up and asked me if I played guitar, since the church was looking for band members. I told him yes, and when he asked me what I like to play I answered with, "Metal guitar". The man then proceeded to tell me that the devil was coming for my heart. My dad responded to him with, " Well, the way some of you christians act, looks like the devil got you a long time ago." I felt truly proud of being a metal head

    • @atraxuswraithe6031
      @atraxuswraithe6031 4 роки тому +53

      Odin's eyeball, man, that is fucking epic! Hats off to your dad for saying that. And don't forget: the "Devil Horns" sign? That doesn't mean "Satan is awesome"; it's actually a protective sign against the Evil Eye. Basically, it's flipping Satan off!

    • @bruhmoment-yr4fn
      @bruhmoment-yr4fn 4 роки тому +3

      if only my dad was like that.

    • @chihirosen6996
      @chihirosen6996 4 роки тому +8

      A man truly worthy of a "Worlds greatest dad" mug 😊

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +1

      Tell them about The Devil Wears Prada.

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 4 роки тому +10

      It’s even funnier because Slayer, who routinely used Satanic imagery, are all practicing Christians.

  • @alensezz4372
    @alensezz4372 5 років тому +396

    Dave mustaine Overwatch character catchphrase
    "Get Ready To Rust In Peace"

  • @ellahenry6895
    @ellahenry6895 3 роки тому +25

    “you can’t like metal you’re a girl”
    EXCUSE ME

  • @trix3496
    @trix3496 4 роки тому +20

    Me: "do you know any metal band"
    Her: "yes I listen to nickleback" WTF😂😂😂😂

  • @joemoe__9318
    @joemoe__9318 4 роки тому +326

    This isn’t really related but this kid in my class asked “who is Freddy Murcury?”

    • @laurettadelmar2781
      @laurettadelmar2781 4 роки тому +34

      JoeMoe__ castrate them

    • @TheOnlyHollywood1
      @TheOnlyHollywood1 4 роки тому +33

      Welp, time for an exorcism

    • @andrewcox3410
      @andrewcox3410 4 роки тому +21

      JoeMoe__ I hope you drop kicked them

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 4 роки тому +60

      Insulting Freddie Mercury really stings for metalheads because there are so many heavy metal bands that were influenced by Queen.

    • @michaelcox3353
      @michaelcox3353 4 роки тому +23

      There was this guy on UA-cam who didn't know how to spell Freddie Mercury.

  • @vladyslavkitsela5621
    @vladyslavkitsela5621 4 роки тому +270

    I had a weird interaction with one girl at work, she said “well I saw those shirts you wear, I listen to metal too, we kinda listen to the same music” I was like “really, what bands?” “Imagine dragons, nickelback, you know, metal”

    • @legodcbricks3306
      @legodcbricks3306 4 роки тому +29

      I'm pretty sure she doesn't understand rock culture

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @AzriellaRipley
      @AzriellaRipley 4 роки тому +15

      @@legodcbricks3306 no harm, no foul gals like these just need a mentor that's all. I hope that person took the time to throw various types of metal her way to see type she could connect to....then yea go from there

    • @Charlotte-qk9yk
      @Charlotte-qk9yk 4 роки тому +1

      Uuuugh

    • @joryjoedison486
      @joryjoedison486 3 роки тому +5

      idk if you could even call imagine dragons rock

  • @unsainted_3532
    @unsainted_3532 3 роки тому +28

    My friend: “So you’re an emo then?”
    Me: “W h a t.”
    My friend: “Well, you listen to slipknot, that’s pretty emo.”
    Also my friend: Listens to Justin Beiber in 2020
    Safe to say me and her aren’t friends anymore

    • @icannotcomeupwithanything4609
      @icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 роки тому +4

      My sister claims that I am emo. I am not. I like Metal and other forms of music. Yes I am aware that 90% of clothes are black. That doesn't mean I am a emo, goth etc.

    • @ganondorfkingofthegerudo5214
      @ganondorfkingofthegerudo5214 3 роки тому

      Slipknot is bitchboi hard rock lmao
      (Yes. I'm being THAT guy. I accept the consequences of my actions right now lol)

    • @camilacastro2773
      @camilacastro2773 3 роки тому +1

      @@ganondorfkingofthegerudo5214 Sure, you can think this all you want as long as you let slipknot fans listen to their music and simply respect their tastes.

    • @stingysmailbox8209
      @stingysmailbox8209 3 роки тому

      @@camilacastro2773 You preach about "respecting other people's music tastes", but at the same time, defending a commenter who is ridiculing someone because they listen to Justin Beiber.

    • @camilacastro2773
      @camilacastro2773 3 роки тому

      @@stingysmailbox8209 I'm not defending anyone. I'm simply saying that people should respect others opinions. That is all.

  • @jesseg.2413
    @jesseg.2413 3 роки тому +3

    7:05 I was 16 when I went alone with my friends to a metal concert. At one point I got separated from them and a moshpit was about to start. Now, me a girl 1.65m and 47kg and fecking scared of being mushed. I tried getting out before it erupts and the others were so awesome. I felt people's hands on me carefully navigating me to the side. As soon as I was out I hear a loud "now! Let's go!" and I realised everyone waited until I'm "out of the way" as it disolved people pushed me kindly again towards the middle. I told it my mum the next day who was ok with me liking metal but was still worried. Needless to say she got a new kind of respect for metal heads.

  • @ejwiseman76
    @ejwiseman76 6 років тому +664

    I had a metal phase...it started around age 9. I'm 41.

    • @brick_fan
      @brick_fan 6 років тому +18

      Eric Wiseman Awww you started listening to metal at 9... thats nice. I started at 12 :-P (last year lol)

    • @delloroverninjacomeatmefor6911
      @delloroverninjacomeatmefor6911 5 років тому +13

      Eric Wiseman I started with rock at 2 and metal at 9 I'm 10

    • @ThunderousThrasher
      @ThunderousThrasher 5 років тому +5

      i started listening metal around age 6. my 30th birthday is next saturday

    • @brick_fan
      @brick_fan 5 років тому +9

      Good to see young ppl enjoying metal.

    • @davidea9210
      @davidea9210 5 років тому +2

      José Bernardo cool me too!

  • @chantaleflesch3674
    @chantaleflesch3674 5 років тому +686

    *Me listening to some Slipknot in class*
    "Oh my gawd, how can you listen to trash like this? You can't even understand what they're saying!"
    *Girl who asked the question starts playing K-pop*

    • @peaceforfood300
      @peaceforfood300 4 роки тому +40

      This moment.... When you listen to both yikes. I am sorry that she's such a dick head lol

    • @user-he8nf3yy3g
      @user-he8nf3yy3g 4 роки тому +11

      Silentiv Nova OMG my friend said like this to me too LMAO
      and she turn back to listened her k-pop y’know

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 4 роки тому +20

      When I listen to Slipknot people ask how I can understand what’s being said. My response is my brain hasn’t been canerized by hip-hop or pop

    • @Cstly
      @Cstly 4 роки тому +12

      I wouldn’t listen to Skipknot or k-pop.

    • @Nick_Har
      @Nick_Har 4 роки тому +1

      @@Cstly yeah me too. I've tried to listen to them but they are too aggressive for me man...

  • @darthvader726
    @darthvader726 3 роки тому +7

    I just got into metal, and its one of the best decisions in music I have ever made.

  • @zulaqil
    @zulaqil 4 роки тому +15

    "You listening to metal?"
    "Yes i supposed"
    "U are loving satan isnt?"
    "Do you know that metal have many type?such as thrash,power,folk,black,doom,and many more"

  • @Whatruacop97
    @Whatruacop97 4 роки тому +89

    “Until Kurt Cobain died” I damn near dropped my phone

  • @ieb994
    @ieb994 7 років тому +1339

    Two wind turbines were talking and one of them said: What kinda music do you like?
    The other one said: I'm a huge metal fan.

  • @neolicious3323
    @neolicious3323 3 роки тому +11

    Someone: "What kind of music do you like"
    Me: "I like metal"
    Someone else: "Oh yeah, I listen to panic at the disco!"

  • @thekrythulu2968
    @thekrythulu2968 3 роки тому +8

    Stranger: "Do you fantastize killing people?"
    Me: "Yeah, but just one specific person"
    Stranger: "Who"
    Me: "Myself..."

  • @santiagoossa2301
    @santiagoossa2301 4 роки тому +130

    The girl who brought a dead rabbit to school seems pretty funny, with a twisted sense of humor but funny anyways

    • @thebossmongars9651
      @thebossmongars9651 4 роки тому +2

      Hoooo so that's the metalhead that have a problem girl?

    • @TheMystic_239
      @TheMystic_239 3 роки тому +6

      That'd be pretty dope ngl

    • @jack_allen243
      @jack_allen243 3 роки тому

      Literally read this as he said it in the video lmao

    • @notkira5
      @notkira5 3 роки тому

      Damn, Yoshikage you’re a metal head too?

  • @puddle812
    @puddle812 4 роки тому +197

    One time I was listening to slipknot in class and one kid said, “why are you listening to people just screaming and playing random things on the guitar and drums”
    Then I responded by saying, “and rap is people saying things that make sense?”
    Then he said yes

    • @najyaanastasya1369
      @najyaanastasya1369 4 роки тому

      this exactly also happened to me

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 роки тому +1

      Well it could be..

    • @ashrice4642
      @ashrice4642 4 роки тому

      @Jaspal Sarkaria lmaoo Mo Bamba is actually named after a basketball player for the Orlando Magic's

    • @Bartman61911
      @Bartman61911 3 роки тому +5

      In fact both make sense you sound just as ignorant as the kid you were talking to. Go listen to some old school rap maybe you'll realize there is talent in both genres, or at least there was in the 80's and 90's

    • @semelo5075
      @semelo5075 3 роки тому

      @David Avila I love u david

  • @dmcc8430
    @dmcc8430 4 роки тому +10

    "My god put that down!" (my mom whilst i was listening to lamb of god)

  • @vassilmp4685
    @vassilmp4685 3 роки тому +8

    Story time:
    Well, the schools were closed in my village because we were "celebrating" for a saint and i decided to go to the city next to us to see my friends( because their school was open). While i was on my way to the bus station i heard a voice behind me calling me antichrist because i was wearing a "venom" hoodie. Then i turned and i saw an old man(obviously) and my inside was dying laughing!! And then a guy from a café said to the old man " live the girl alone". And, yes. That was my story time 😃 Thanks for reading 😊

  • @AceMovieReviews
    @AceMovieReviews 4 роки тому +210

    Me: *Sitting in class listening to liberate by Slipknot*
    Girl next to me: “What are you even listening to.... wiNd NoISe??”

  • @anotherbuckdown1480
    @anotherbuckdown1480 6 років тому +273

    Never EVER put metallica and nickelback in the same group EVER

    • @mimikal7548
      @mimikal7548 5 років тому +2

      Justin Beiber doesn't sing

    • @kathleensnow8501
      @kathleensnow8501 5 років тому

      *EVER* !!!!

    • @UltraCasualPenguin
      @UltraCasualPenguin 5 років тому

      Nickelback is more metal than Metallica will ever be: ua-cam.com/video/qqYiMFQPbWc/v-deo.html

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 5 років тому +1

      Janne Laitinen Except that song is a Metallica cover so they're not even playing their own song. i'm pretty sure this is a joke but Nickelback aren't metal. They are shitty alternative rock.

    • @Adrian-ne1qn
      @Adrian-ne1qn 5 років тому

      Matt Beckley oof

  • @pattondinkins300
    @pattondinkins300 4 роки тому +12

    I was listening to Lamb of god one day and a dude looked at me and said “ are you listening to Christian music”

  • @QUEVIVAELMETAL
    @QUEVIVAELMETAL 4 роки тому +5

    I'm a former Catholic priest who also love Metal since I was a Kid. Everytime when I was about to finish the mass, I would do the finger horns and said God Bkess you and Long live Heavy Metal. No wonder I'm not a priest anymore. Kidding!
    But Still a Metal Head \m/

  • @max.cr33p
    @max.cr33p 4 роки тому +1025

    I'm a Christian and a metal head! Yes it's possible, we exist!

  • @Nick_J_
    @Nick_J_ 7 років тому +2700

    Metal band: Nickelback
    Im cryne

    • @drakhavik
      @drakhavik 7 років тому +21

      i ded evertim

    • @aaronmayo4786
      @aaronmayo4786 7 років тому +23

      I honestly think that everyone completely missed the pun.

    • @Nick_J_
      @Nick_J_ 7 років тому +1

      SanityNonExistent rude

    • @YourMoralCompas
      @YourMoralCompas 7 років тому

      Brad2Penske sry

    • @revostilla
      @revostilla 7 років тому +3

      Johnny Mickem
      They are rock but METAL???
      PSSSSFFFFHHHHHHH!!!
      NOT ONE BiT

  • @DoubleMM97259391214
    @DoubleMM97259391214 3 роки тому +3

    One time, a guy that I went to school with had the courage to ask me out, he wasn't bad looking at the time, but the thing is that he asked me out after blurting out that he hates metal, and that 'Rock n Roll' is dead!!!! So, of course I declined!!! Lolz!!! He then went on to ask me why I said no to him, and I said "Because I'm a metalhead, and you just said that you hate metal!!!! So, because of that, my answer is no!!!!" The dude then said, "But you, don't look like a metalhead!!! You're way too pretty!!!" And I stared at him dead in the eyes and responded with "Well, what is a metalhead supposed to look like, if I'm too pretty to be one???" And he stopped and stuttered "Uuumm, uh uh um!!!" And then, he turned around and walked away!!! Smh, he never asked me out ever again after that!!! Lolz!!!

  • @user-nq7gk6ow4u
    @user-nq7gk6ow4u 4 роки тому +41

    Kids Reacting to metallica:
    Metallica: "Hardwired"
    Little Asian Boy: "How is this classified as music🗿"

    • @3thalluing339
      @3thalluing339 3 роки тому +2

      The 🗿 😭

    • @itscorvid358
      @itscorvid358 3 роки тому +2

      I remember that lol, he kept saying "oh my god I hate it when he just screams" lol he should listen to cannibal corpse

  • @metalwarrior7679
    @metalwarrior7679 6 років тому +524

    I had so many "This is just a phase" comments during my teen years. Now I'm 31 and listen to metal more than ever \m/

    • @jestle
      @jestle 6 років тому +9

      MDMaficionado I'm 10 and I love Metallica, OBITUARY, System Of A Down, Korn and Tool. Bein' Metal! \m/

    • @gelaber3999
      @gelaber3999 6 років тому +18

      metal is not a phase, it's a live setting ;)

    • @brodycates8472
      @brodycates8472 6 років тому +9

      I know, my sister, dad, mom and brother always call it a phase to be a metalhead. I’ve been a metalhead since I was like 10 and I’m not “GROWING” out of it. Emo and metal are completely different

    • @coinoperas
      @coinoperas 6 років тому +9

      Hahahaha me too! I'm 43 and i am a much more dedicated metal listener than i was in my teenage years!

    • @Boomheyyou
      @Boomheyyou 6 років тому +4

      Started listening to metal When I was 15 and now I am 36 now and I still listen to it More than ever

  • @allegrapunk479
    @allegrapunk479 5 років тому +143

    ,,Oh you're listening to that music genre called Metallica?"

    • @cthulutech4697
      @cthulutech4697 5 років тому +2

      under rated comment here

    • @NamelessKing.Sun1
      @NamelessKing.Sun1 4 роки тому +4

      My mother thought bathory is metallica 🤣

    • @richardorta8960
      @richardorta8960 4 роки тому

      Someone actually thought metallica was a genre?
      Were they wearing a football helmet but don't play the sport?

    • @billy7889
      @billy7889 4 роки тому

      Metallica means metal in spanish. So yeah it actually is a genre lol

    • @richardorta8960
      @richardorta8960 4 роки тому +2

      @@billy7889
      Learned something new

  • @subzii8398
    @subzii8398 3 роки тому +11

    "metal is the Devil's music"
    Me: Blues.....

  • @ilyasayusuf5447
    @ilyasayusuf5447 4 роки тому +5

    3:29
    listen to the background music

  • @aryanzoller3197
    @aryanzoller3197 6 років тому +834

    Some girl: "you listen to metal?"
    Me: yeah a bit, but not like screamo though"
    Her: But your wearing normal clothes"
    Me: "you listen to rap but you're not black"

    • @cheesebandit6148
      @cheesebandit6148 6 років тому +36

      Ahahaha!! Damn!!

    • @jxomxo
      @jxomxo 6 років тому +10

      As someone who listens to ACTUAL emo and screamo (i.e. Sunny Day Real Estate, Julia, Brand New, Cap'n Jazz, I Hate Myself, Saetia, iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook, The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die, Touché Amoré), it gets a little hard to get into at first. But it's an acquired taste.

    • @skylargibson2789
      @skylargibson2789 6 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @johnvincent1823
      @johnvincent1823 6 років тому

      Skylar Gibson why did you call me

    • @foodit3ms444
      @foodit3ms444 6 років тому +3

      Aryan Zoller Shit just got real!!

  • @Daves_not_here
    @Daves_not_here 4 роки тому +287

    60-year-old metalhead here, hoping to one day be a 70-year-old metalhead.

    • @Edwin-nh8gk
      @Edwin-nh8gk 4 роки тому +12

      Do people ever get weirded out by someone old liking metal music?

    • @Daves_not_here
      @Daves_not_here 4 роки тому +9

      3DW1N Not that I’ve met so far.

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 роки тому +11

      Awesome dude

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 роки тому +18

      This is proof that Metal is not a phase.

    • @BruceWayne-vm9fx
      @BruceWayne-vm9fx 4 роки тому +6

      @@stephaniegore250 oh the people that say its a phase will find a excuse and say it is.

  • @billycopper7248
    @billycopper7248 3 роки тому +8

    I educated my father about prog rock , now my son educated me about metal 15 years ago. Even went in mosh pit and bodysurfed at Cannibal Corpse at 58 yrs old.

  • @sillythygoose
    @sillythygoose 3 роки тому +6

    When you tell someone you like metal they think your whole personality is based around it.
    Nah bro this is just the music I like to listen to in the car I do other stuff too

  • @cskrompier5164
    @cskrompier5164 5 років тому +191

    Person: it’s just screaming how do u understand what they are saying
    Person: *proceeds to talk about BTS*

    • @xxwintermadnessxx1960
      @xxwintermadnessxx1960 5 років тому +4

      They listen to something that's non English and then say they don't know English lyrics to death metal wow just wow.

    • @necronibbler4413
      @necronibbler4413 4 роки тому +4

      Well.... Yea you're right... But.. I listen to kpop and metal so I don't know if this is targeting me

    • @kaustubhsardesai6964
      @kaustubhsardesai6964 4 роки тому

      Lol, even those Spanish shit they put in the start of those songs

    • @ekhsupreme57
      @ekhsupreme57 4 роки тому +2

      bts = buttshit

    • @necronibbler4413
      @necronibbler4413 4 роки тому +2

      @@ekhsupreme57 BTS= beautiful strong stringbeans

  • @PulseOfTheMaggie
    @PulseOfTheMaggie 7 років тому +320

    My old science teacher played Disturbed in class once.
    I miss him.

  • @uwuBALLSINYOJAW
    @uwuBALLSINYOJAW 4 роки тому +4

    Someone told me that nobody likes metal, next day I told him how much metal means to me, broke down in tears as I told him, and now he's a metalhead.

  • @gabrielfrench8382
    @gabrielfrench8382 4 роки тому +9

    Teammate: "Hey--do you ever listen to metal?"
    Me: "I've listened to some I Prevail, DragonForce, and stuff."
    Teammate: "...Is everything okay at home...?"
    ("Totally" reasonable argument--because "Troopers of the Stars," "Lifelines," and "Through The Fire And Flames" sound dangerous... I wasn't even drawn to those bands because of their music, it was their drummers because I'm one myself.)

  • @czandonatti4179
    @czandonatti4179 5 років тому +170

    "Soooo... you're an atheist?"
    "Is NF a metal artist?"
    "Is that slipknot?" *me listening to KoRn and Marylin Manson*

    • @thefr0gking600
      @thefr0gking600 4 роки тому +3

      NF is alt rap

    • @bradylibby4889
      @bradylibby4889 4 роки тому +4

      @@thefr0gking600 good rap

    • @TinyCape
      @TinyCape 4 роки тому

      I listen Slipknot and KoRn and every one is makeing fun of me, ones i beat up guy who listens nickelback then they havent.... Sooo.... Good... I quess..

    • @sarasaiti1755
      @sarasaiti1755 4 роки тому

      The Creator [Neptsomtery] KoRn and MM are my faves as well

    • @danielolsen9034
      @danielolsen9034 4 роки тому

      @@TinyCape laugh at me if you want, but my favorite metal bands are motley Crue, Nickelback, scorpions, iron maiden, Metallica, Megadeth, Ratt, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Sabbath, Pantera, Skid Row
      Honerable Mentions: Poison, Quiet Riot, FireHouse, Slipknot, KoRn, Queensryche, Disturbed, Anthrax, Slayer.
      Laugh at me all you want if you don't think glam metal is metal. In fact don't laugh, glam metal is how Jared Dines started playing guitar
      Lol yes imo Nickelback is a heavy metal band

  • @nekosenpai6922
    @nekosenpai6922 7 років тому +281

    Ok ok, who the fuck thinks that Metallica Is a Death Metal band? I mean... WHO?!?

    • @nekosenpai6922
      @nekosenpai6922 7 років тому

      Ilovepuns! Yay!

    • @trinityuuuhh6443
      @trinityuuuhh6443 7 років тому +1

      Neko Senpai ikr?!

    • @anniepark6694
      @anniepark6694 7 років тому +1

      Neko Senpai Me, because it's in their name!!!! Think about it.

    • @nekosenpai6922
      @nekosenpai6922 7 років тому +6

      Annie Park Not At all, What Are They called? Metallica Not Death Metallica

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 7 років тому +1

      Ikr

  • @jasperosterlund6308
    @jasperosterlund6308 3 роки тому +1

    Best comeback for the "It's just noice" is
    "Isn't every genre just noice? Music Is literally noices In order"

  • @pyp2205
    @pyp2205 2 роки тому +5

    Why do non-metalheads think metal music has to do with something aggressive or violent? I mean some bands and music can have some aggression and violence involved.
    I mean it's some good music to listen to if you're bored, need to cheer yourself up, or just need some energy.

  • @audrey5519
    @audrey5519 7 років тому +144

    "so...you like metal?"
    "oh, yeah."
    "but.....you're a girl...."
    them: DOES NOT COMPUTE
    me: *sigh*

    • @TheRCSoldier
      @TheRCSoldier 7 років тому +1

      I recognize you profile picture, I love that band.

    • @audrey5519
      @audrey5519 7 років тому +1

      Rhiannon Wallace :)

    • @SunilSharma-jb8cy
      @SunilSharma-jb8cy 7 років тому

      cthulhu's teddy bear 7

    • @ygdrodravencrone4233
      @ygdrodravencrone4233 7 років тому +3

      me too i am 13 and into metal and AntiFa (AntiNazi) punk (sometimes called Oi!) but im a girl and ...

    • @user-wj4dy2uh2h
      @user-wj4dy2uh2h 7 років тому +1

      Same here! But I'm a boy and 14.

  • @nauri8138
    @nauri8138 4 роки тому +140

    "Listen to sol-"
    Me: SOLWAY FIRTH?!

    • @OakRichDey
      @OakRichDey 4 роки тому +16

      Thats what you do best...

    • @epic6396
      @epic6396 4 роки тому +11

      welllll heres an unexplainable one

    • @bakat2454
      @bakat2454 4 роки тому +10

      And take great care to not take care of yyoooOOOOUUUUUU!!!

    • @joelyazzie4902
      @joelyazzie4902 4 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah

    • @joelyazzie4902
      @joelyazzie4902 4 роки тому +3

      "Today up on this hill I'm counting all the killers..."

  • @toastyboy5147
    @toastyboy5147 3 роки тому +4

    “Did you sell your soul to listen to that music?”
    “No i signed up for apple music to listen to that music”

    • @CizerKedi
      @CizerKedi Рік тому +1

      I paid for cassettes and cd’s for this music

  • @jaydoubleu3419
    @jaydoubleu3419 3 роки тому +2

    im 50 and still headbanging with the best of them

  • @TheWereSpaniel
    @TheWereSpaniel 5 років тому +285

    It's funny how people will think that metal heads are mean, or idiots or something. It's just some peoples taste in music. Like I like watching horror movies but you dont see me cutting off someone's face and wearing it while listening to death metal....yet

    • @bitescratchkill6849
      @bitescratchkill6849 5 років тому +11

      Satans Curly Hair yes I look and act (relatively) pure but my music taste and interests make me seem like a whole future serial killer

    • @metalfan2346
      @metalfan2346 5 років тому +3

      Lmfao if people think that we are like dumb for that, i would like to meet exactly that person/s and beat their fucking face, to see their reaction

    • @amirachristiaens7150
      @amirachristiaens7150 5 років тому

      HAHAHAHA

    • @erl00558
      @erl00558 5 років тому

      The contrast of opinions like that to reality are amusing to me. I find the average metalheads to be friendly and chill as well as intelligent. As to the religious connotation, I myself am a believer in Christ and among my favorite bands include Fear Factory, Amon Amarth and Strapping Young Lad. "Go forth and listen to shitty music " hesitations 1:1? Nope...not there.

    • @paisleybarbeau1574
      @paisleybarbeau1574 5 років тому

      Satans Curly Hair their sensitive baby’s lol

  • @greg_c23
    @greg_c23 4 роки тому +380

    "Slipknot is just noise"
    Said a girl that hears k pop

    • @RG-fg9eh
      @RG-fg9eh 4 роки тому +6

      I agree they are really soft actually

    • @greg_c23
      @greg_c23 4 роки тому +33

      @@RG-fg9eh slipknot soft? I need some of that weed you take.

    • @seekanddestroy9835
      @seekanddestroy9835 4 роки тому +3

      Slowly I Rot scissors is the softest song on earth

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 3 роки тому +2

      Alright you better handover that crack you were inhaling

    • @kievkh
      @kievkh 3 роки тому +17

      Kpop more like kpoop

  • @annettemoolman6504
    @annettemoolman6504 3 роки тому

    Thank you Jared! Excellent video. 💖

  • @DollyKauionalani
    @DollyKauionalani 4 роки тому +7

    Haha these are so true!! At the age of 14 I found Ozzy and Metallica. Changed my life. My mom was like "don't worry, it's just a phase." Welp..... I'm now 42 and am taking my 17 daughter to see Disturbed again, and my mom's coming along 🤣 It's a pretty long phase, mom. My daughter can belt out some Slayer and Sabbath and thinks that girls who listen to Katy Perry need Jesus. 🤘🏼 (Also I convinced my mom to let me go see Megadeth when I was 16, only thing was she had to come with me. Oh what an awesome time hahaha)