I love how the logos of metal bands are just becoming unreadable at this point because the bands keep trying to out metal the others. We need a metal band to have a logo in Times new Roman to reset the whole thing
Not just their logos but the music too . They only want to out metal each other . Same ol boring riffs boring drums boring "vocals" . The only thing they care about is sounding "metal" and not making good music. So over produced and the guitars are too distorted
@@Elizondobass I'm probly too late, but it is saying that Stevie T looks like the guy in the picture on the left. You would feel embarrassed if you made fun of someone who went on to be a big success, like Stevie T.
the bands at 3:50 are 1. Attila 2. Infant Annihilator 3. Abominable Putridity and fairly sure the last two are 4. Biological Monstrosity 5. XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX (fairly sure it is) Where my free shirt?
@@agustinquindimil6594 it's also mean something in english : Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus
To that one girl at a metal show comment you made. Back in 08 I went to see slipknot who head lined with disturbed, dragon force and mastodon. Mainly went to see slipknot but before those 4 bands there was 10 other bands that were performing in a big open lot outside, there was 2 stages side by side so while one band played for about a half hour another one set up, bands like 5 finger death punch, walls of Jericho, etc. Well anyway there was a pretty violent pit going on, the 3 guys I were with were scared to go in, rightfully enough 2 of them I understand they're small guys and the dudes in the pit were pretty big most of them, Jamie though was just a poon lol. Anyway I'm a decent sized guy 5"11 200lbs and I went into there, some sides were assholes though swinging elbows throwing punches and shit, but it's a mosh pit. Well there was this gigantic guy who was only about 5"5 maybe but must've weighed at least 350 400 lbs and he could move pretty good for a massive dude. There was a tiny girl I mean TINY maybe 5 ft even, about 90 to 100 lbs. She was on the edge of the pit, I saw her step in a few times but get knocked right back easily, I was facing her at one point and that gigantic dude ran straight into me and shoved me hard I went flying forward and PLOWED this girl to the ground. On accident obviously, I look up and start trying to get up and pick her up while apologizing but before I did it, she looked me dead in the eye and screamed YEAHHHH!!!! While making the devil horns with her right hand. I was amazed at this point, she was cute to I was stunned lol. Anyway I got up and went to help her up but she just stood right up and tried pushing me, she just kinda pushed her self backwards and laughed at it lol. Than she gave me a hug and that was that. Pretty awesome.
I've been watching your videos for like 2 years now and just realized I'm not subscribed. But it's okay because I am now. I am here to show my appreciation for this wonderful Channel
Can anyone turn his explanation of memes into a meme?😂 great video Jared!
What do you meme?
***** and then react to the memes and create a memeception haha
Caro 0611 The Pantera impressions bit:')
yep its it that messy green logo is 55 gore look it up 55 gore logo
Caro 0611 you're .....pure evil
I love how the logos of metal bands are just becoming unreadable at this point because the bands keep trying to out metal the others. We need a metal band to have a logo in Times new Roman to reset the whole thing
comic sans
Parkway drive
yeah, with a little bit touch of word art from microsoft word 2003.
Arial is more readable
Not just their logos but the music too . They only want to out metal each other . Same ol boring riffs boring drums boring "vocals" . The only thing they care about is sounding "metal" and not making good music. So over produced and the guitars are too distorted
The Stevie T meme gets me every time
yh XD
I don’t get it.
It's so funny
xD
@@Elizondobass I'm probly too late, but it is saying that Stevie T looks like the guy in the picture on the left. You would feel embarrassed if you made fun of someone who went on to be a big success, like Stevie T.
the Stevie T one was the best
ThatBlindGuy247 Agreed
ThatBlindGuy247 😂 I have never thought of that before
and he should do a shred wars with jared which in itself is a meme by now
lol I agree
ThatBlindGuy247 I fucking hate that I made the meme and some random guy who shared it gets the attention😂
Why are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd the same?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Joshua MacLeod DAMN! That was good
Joshua Alexander Pagliara-Nydam
I heard trump was supposed to make a wall too....turned out to be a myth
The Final Cut tho
.......... It was a tree u spack
F
“His neck is the same size as his head, how are you a person” corey taylor- am I a joke to you
and I took that personally
He mentioned that later and even considered Corpsegrinder worse.
Corpsegrinder doesn't have a big neck, he just has a tiny lower jaw. He's very sensitive about it.
He has both.
I'm surprised Jared wasn't aware of George Fisher's barrel sized neck
Shiba he's poser not a real metalhead
mody T XD joke, right?
mody T Only because he hasn't seen corpsegrinder before? That is fucking dumb.
Tyler CEO NFGxFSUxInc. Kind of
David Benkö he hasn't seen corpsegrinder before but seen tons of other shitty popstars... you'll be the judge
the bands at 3:50 are
1. Attila
2. Infant Annihilator
3. Abominable Putridity
and fairly sure the last two are
4. Biological Monstrosity
5. XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX (fairly sure it is)
Where my free shirt?
@@xxxzinkoxxx774 the album gore is amazing
yup
WTF the name means something in afrikai
@@agustinquindimil6594 it's also mean something in english :
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus
Jared looks like a Buff version of Tobey maguire.
Johnathan Gore 😂
Your definition of "buff" confuses me.
You think this guy is buff bahah haha
Wtf he does lmao
And now I cant unsee ot
He's like pewdiepie metal edition
I Was, its just hard too see sarcasm in text
Meme review *clap clap
No u
Yes, but Jared is TALENTED and FUNNY
He's like the Jared, of nothing. **O**
Me: watches "greatest metal memes ever" video
Ad: play your favorite pop songs!!
Bruh
StringTube the real meme here is that you're watching a metal video with that profile pic
0:56 I didn't know Pantera fans were posh British people xD
He’s trying to mock them with a self-righteous typical British accent.
"Yuh don't listen to panteruh? The fuck do you thienk yuh aweh."
Stevie T got done so bad
Rip lol
jet fuel can melt metal memes
Shane Joseph You must be fun at parties
+ken alexander
No one has fun at parties
Parties are gay
Who goes to parties? What are you fuckin gay?
+Ramsey Hildebrand
Generalising is gay
Callum Anderson nice rip shame o dont remeber the comedian
Gordon can’t bless your meat if theres no Lamb Sauce
Bruh 😂😅
How does Jared not know who Corpsegrinder is?
Exactly that's what i thought as well like how
69 likes and I ruined it
Or mudvayne, atleast dig by mudvayne..
Corekid poser
@@rigriggerson4949 Bro, if he doesn’t know one person from the death metal scene that doesn’t make him a poser lol
if you don't like pantera, you better just WALK away.
Ghoulish Gamer Fuck yeah
I am not a huuge fan, but I like them
*Better just walk on home, boy
Or you'd better just walk on home boy
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Corpsegrinder's neck is #1 god of chaos and destruction but corey taylor's neck is like the messenger of doom and darkness
Jared is a rare pepe
Shane Joseph *dead
How dare you label Djared as a stale mem.
Eric _472
And mr lizard is a rare pope
@@NickTheSickDick Djared "DjentLord" Dines
They put TEEHEE on a wall in the background of their new music video
Jackson The Epic They? Who?
Jackson The Epic Oh, their new music video name please?
RatHead Master Dying in a Red Room
Jackson The Epic Thanks bruh!
I'mma inform Ryan Higa.
The Stevie T. meme just killed me.
5:34
"feel old yet?"
Jared : *pause* "yeah i do.. I feel really old"
😭😂
"How are you a person" I'm dying😂😂
Can anyone explain where the sudden TEEHEE references are coming from? Hasn't that been Nigahiga's catchphrase since forever?
i still don't get it, care to explain?
Fábio Ferreira Watch Jareds reaction to Suicide Silence Doris
Hacate FOR REAL
Hacate omg I totally forgot about this!! I love Ryan so much!!
Go watch Jared dines' REACTION to Doris by suicide silence
I fucking LOST IT at the Mitch Lucker vocals. 4:51
"thought Corey Taylor was bad" :)))))))))) L0L
4:57 HE DID THEM SO DIRTY OH MY GOD
corpse grinder seriously had a huge neck
Darrion McCune *Has
You’re wrong my friend, in this case the huge neck has corpsegrinder
SLO MO BROS bigger than Corey Taylor's lmao
@@kkov1230 It's like if Corpsegrinder had a baby, he'd have Corey Taylor or something
2:51 I wonder if Steve has seen it
One O One what video?
I think it was ine where he reacted to memes
2:20 my friend sent me one of these for motionless in white that said “what in reincarnation?!” And I brought that up for the rest of the month 😂😂😂
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 how....do I find you.....EVERYWHERE XD
@@randomchannel2105 i- i had this channel once but I lost the password ;-;
I spy Jeff the Killer. You a creepypasta fan too, I take it?
on the Internet, memes are king
P0LYB0X then who's the emperor?
rongusta11 not pepe
P0LYB0X but in real life, the truth is memes are lame and ridiculous.
No
Corey taylor's neck
He should've been in the neck builder meme
big necc
@Gloom Of Creation Corpsegrinder is George Fisher's band name
@@annemarievanheusch2946 it's his nickname, his band name is Cannibal Corpse
Damn, neck game stronk as shit.
when he said “and let the blood run forth”
His voice is so prettyyyyyyy
Georgia Wants to drink bleach clique
1:16 **Turns captions on** "Golden Ramsey"
"Did you just assume my fender??" Hehheh
0:56 I die laughing anytime Jared does that voice
the pantera reference was funny as fuck lol
Fit for a king, yo
Doiz the one guy that hype everyone he played one of their songs omg haah
Fit for a king is just pure gold.
:P
Doiz Fit For A Meme
Doiz Bitter End is fucking brutal
Doiz thought I heard them
I am unsatisfied. There are no Tool album memes.
I don't want 'em. I just need 'em.
Papa pless
they way Jared said "oh no" at: 2:48 killed me. *funniness intensifies*
"And I thought Corey Taylor was bad"
Im dying lol
Aaaah That Killing Floor 2 bossfight-music in the black and white part xD wp Jared :D and ffak.. hell yes
You can Break me down, You can bury me alive
spitfire5656 The ending scream...
"This is probably the biggest accomplishment of my entire life"
That one aged well
The neck thing makes me think about Corey Taylor of slipnot he has a huge neck
Mr. Skittles even craig cant strangle corey😂
corey taylor's neck is a black hole from which nothing escapes
@@rentalren6080 😂 Laughing like a failed startup of a car
"Bless my meat" ~Jared Dines 2k17
For real, whats the deal with Steve 's thumbnail.
LycanElite i don't know either
When you make a meme and post it to the internet, its g o i n g to be stolen. It's just how these things work around theses parts.
"Oh man, i thaught corey taylor was bad" that broke me 😂
"How are you a person" 😂😂 totally forgot about this quote, still funny to this day
Fake laughter is my least favorite form of laughter
To that one girl at a metal show comment you made. Back in 08 I went to see slipknot who head lined with disturbed, dragon force and mastodon. Mainly went to see slipknot but before those 4 bands there was 10 other bands that were performing in a big open lot outside, there was 2 stages side by side so while one band played for about a half hour another one set up, bands like 5 finger death punch, walls of Jericho, etc. Well anyway there was a pretty violent pit going on, the 3 guys I were with were scared to go in, rightfully enough 2 of them I understand they're small guys and the dudes in the pit were pretty big most of them, Jamie though was just a poon lol. Anyway I'm a decent sized guy 5"11 200lbs and I went into there, some sides were assholes though swinging elbows throwing punches and shit, but it's a mosh pit. Well there was this gigantic guy who was only about 5"5 maybe but must've weighed at least 350 400 lbs and he could move pretty good for a massive dude. There was a tiny girl I mean TINY maybe 5 ft even, about 90 to 100 lbs. She was on the edge of the pit, I saw her step in a few times but get knocked right back easily, I was facing her at one point and that gigantic dude ran straight into me and shoved me hard I went flying forward and PLOWED this girl to the ground. On accident obviously, I look up and start trying to get up and pick her up while apologizing but before I did it, she looked me dead in the eye and screamed YEAHHHH!!!! While making the devil horns with her right hand. I was amazed at this point, she was cute to I was stunned lol. Anyway I got up and went to help her up but she just stood right up and tried pushing me, she just kinda pushed her self backwards and laughed at it lol. Than she gave me a hug and that was that. Pretty awesome.
What a story, did you score with here?
about that neck,in Italy we have this person called Maurizio Costanzo whose literally have no neck.
Marco Esposito HAHAHAHAHAHA lo volevo scrivere pure io
Ma perché bisogna parlare di maurizio costanzo pure sotto i video americani 😂😂😂
The harder to read the logo is the better the band is.
1:28 what is that song called? it sounds badass
fit for a king - warpath
Thanks mate!
Sarude Dandstorm
TheMonsterNMe Music A
@@themysteriousstranger240 yep absolutely agree
2:48 "oH No"
That's killed any collaboration with Stevie T
Dank memes consume you then call you a friend
Papa Bless to you too, Jared. Now get you one of them sodie pops
I'm having a shit day and Jared's impression of Pantera fans made me feel a little better
The Stevie T meme gets me every time lmfao
When your mom asks tea or coffee:
TEEHEE!
I fucking die with his Pantera's fan impression xDDDDD
I can't stop repeating 0:56-1:09 😹😹
Timea Katona same watched it like 5 times hahah
4:32 I like how Jared just photoshopped Trump's head on one of Slayer's guitarists.
i'm not even like a huge metal fan but your channel is so god damn hilarious
Teehee was a word created by Ryan Higa. It became very popular in 2007-8.
Thats why ypu watermark your memes #memepolice
I saw the thumbnail and thought this was gonna be a collab with Stevie T
Is Jared making fun of him?
Omfg the neck thing still got me
These memes cured my depression and illness so I guess I can say I was “healed by metal”...
His laugh is giving me life 😂😂😂
DID U JUST ASSUME MY FENDER???
1:52 that guy has nothing on Corey taylor
oFish no. Corey Taylor has nothing on him.
That's corpsegrinder he has a bigger neck than Corey Taylor
I’ve watched this video so many times and I still laugh every time... you should make more of these meme reviews!
I've been watching your videos for like 2 years now and just realized I'm not subscribed. But it's okay because I am now. I am here to show my appreciation for this wonderful Channel
Those who are younger may not known meme means "information spread virally" and it was a term coined by Richard Dawkins in the '80s.
My teacher knows Richard Dawkins and it was apparently in the ‘70s
Too bad he himself became one in that South Park episode.
@@wandamaximoff4091 Yeah, in 1976.
1:31
Jared predicted the Area 51 Naruto run
1:24 and 2:48 are the best ones. Jared's reaction at 2:48 is priceless.
Tenderist of seasonings, the perfect temperature, AND MAY THE BLOOD RUN FORTH
6:47. My brutal bisexual tendencies are brutally acting up
You’re not a real metal fan if you don’t know who Black Sabbath is.
Heavy Metal History Lesson
Shoutout to my girls who listen to metal ♥️🌹
Heyy Itsemx 🤘♀️🤘
Me ^~^ 💀
Heyy Itsemx minää
Xerox Paper Are you nazi?
+Nero nope
Life tip: It's 2019, don't make memes with impact font.
Nice FFAK music break at the "hyping the pit" skit.
His reaction to the Stevie t meme kills me every time
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:54 corey taylor and Chad kroeger right now XD XD
that steve T one got me....I'm going to go watch his video on the best guitar solo of all time!.....by Nick Jonas.
6:26 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:48 always gets me 😂😂😂
It's awesome how he played fit for a king
My Gods blessing be among Stevie T's soul. RIP.
Ronan Reyes
What(?
Jhonny Cage X Rage the way they compared stevie to vector.
@@Kratos101x they did him so dirty
@@coreymakesmusic9691 surprised after 2 years I have responded.
The second memer. I swear it's an undertale fan!
ehhh I like this but these are all extreme metal memes. I'd like to see some memes of classic heavy metal like Sabbath and Priest you know?
All I heard was “Gordon Ramsey, please bless my meat”
I got really drunk once and I remembered the teehee meme and I didn't stop laughing for 20 minutes