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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Black Widow!
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    Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow has been in the MCU for multiple movies since her debut in Iron Man 2 many years ago. While other characters have had the chance to shine in multiple solo outings, Natasha Romanoff was never given the opportunity to take the reins in a big screen adventure of her own. Until now… Several years after the character’s on-screen death. Better late than neveR?
    Black Widow definitely raises some questions. Like why DID it take so long for them to make this? How is Natasha surviving all these explosions, car crashes and falls as a non-superpowered character? How many people died in that avalanche? Why did Natasha and her mom swap faces? How does that weird pheromone thing work? How did only the good guys survive that massive base collapse and fall? How did Natasha get away from Ross?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Black Widow! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @nickprovence
    @nickprovence 2 роки тому +19767

    Black Widow survived more falls in her movie than she did in Endgame.

  • @EvanMelts
    @EvanMelts 2 роки тому +3801

    “Everyone knows how she’s dies so let’s just make her invincible”

    • @dekaritheprofessor2631
      @dekaritheprofessor2631 2 роки тому +69

      Spittin Facts!!

    • @grayski3324
      @grayski3324 2 роки тому +168

      Yeah, she should've died many times over. Especially the car crash and the entire end scene.

    • @mattimusmattrime
      @mattimusmattrime 2 роки тому +99

      I kept expecting Mobius to open a TVA portal to reset reality when she died in any of the dozen of ways that should have killed her.

    • @jonnysinclair2186
      @jonnysinclair2186 2 роки тому +8

      Ah yes just like Achilles in troy

    • @timothysweezey1291
      @timothysweezey1291 2 роки тому

      @@grayski3324 you do realize she’s been conditioned

  • @christianyepez1016
    @christianyepez1016 2 роки тому +924

    I love that the only actor with an actual Eastern European accent had no lines at all

    • @winifredobianuju1014
      @winifredobianuju1014 2 роки тому +5

      😭😂

    • @Nan420
      @Nan420 2 роки тому +3

      Who that be?

    • @thesenate8268
      @thesenate8268 2 роки тому +73

      @@Nan420 drekov's daughter

    • @Nan420
      @Nan420 2 роки тому +40

      @@thesenate8268 oh yes right. She does say "Is he gone" that's her only line I guess.. lol

  • @whompingtonbusworth
    @whompingtonbusworth 2 роки тому +1611

    "Why would I bother watching a movie about a character that’s dead?"
    “Because ScarJo’s costume is TIGHT!”

    • @DakshJuneja
      @DakshJuneja 2 роки тому +51

      This should have been added

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 2 роки тому +41

      Actually a correct use of the word tight

    • @davidsigalow7349
      @davidsigalow7349 2 роки тому +4

      Hey nowwww!

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 2 роки тому +3

      Wonder womans costume is much better

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 2 роки тому +19

      @@dcmastermindfirst9418 but Scarlett Johnson’s costume is TIGHT, too! I need you to get aaaaall the way off my back for having this joke he just as applicable with Wonder Woman

  • @stormvexed
    @stormvexed 2 роки тому +2705

    "we're gonna do a Deadpool."
    "Oh great!"
    "No the bad one."
    "Oh no..."

    • @TheElectricMayhem
      @TheElectricMayhem 2 роки тому +95

      And they totally ripped off Stryker from X2, down to Dreykov copying his physique and glasses, using their mute and scarred children with heterochromia as the center of a mind control plot.

    • @drakemguard1407
      @drakemguard1407 2 роки тому +25

      Its super Easy barely an inconvenience 😝

    • @redharrison894
      @redharrison894 2 роки тому +8

      Sorry but i'm still confused wich one is the better Deadpool? Wolverine Origins: young Ryan Reynolds 2009 or old Ryan Reynolds 2016 that looks like a male d$$k

    • @ycchen1815
      @ycchen1815 2 роки тому +15

      I can't find a more accurate way to describe the "Taskmaster" in Black Widow.......

    • @Crossbones6732
      @Crossbones6732 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheElectricMayhem I mean, Stryker was passionate, he would monologue like he was performing on stage, with gusto and fire, while Dreykov was cold, the embodiment of a chilling Russian. But it goes to show chunkier British actors are who you want to play your American and Russian masterminds.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 2 роки тому +14443

    "So what's the mission?"
    "Sign up for Disney Plus."
    LOL!

    • @sixfoot8great726
      @sixfoot8great726 2 роки тому +155

      I actually cracked up there

    • @LuziSantos
      @LuziSantos 2 роки тому +140

      one of the best lines ever written!

    • @inmyzone8891
      @inmyzone8891 2 роки тому +37

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rafdi13
      @Rafdi13 2 роки тому +26

      I LOL to that phrase

    • @potatogaming7044
      @potatogaming7044 2 роки тому +27

      It’s not bad if you already have it
      And have friends
      Over as if 4 friend a solid 5 $ saved per person

  • @iciecube
    @iciecube 2 роки тому +355

    “oh he’s great, can he do a Russian accent?”
    “doesn’t matter”
    “it matters a little”
    “nope! so…”
    i’m crying

    • @seraphimaschannel4001
      @seraphimaschannel4001 2 роки тому +2

      And here I was wondering why there would be an American amidst all of that! Rofl

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon Рік тому +2

      Ray Winstone plays Ray Winstone, in a movie about Ray Winstone.
      Oh Cool, which one is that.
      All of them.

  • @karinamargit9496
    @karinamargit9496 2 роки тому +332

    Did anyone else hope this movie was gonna be about Widow and Hawkeye and how they met? Because that would have been sick to get a backstory on their friendship

    • @spencerbrinton1397
      @spencerbrinton1397 Рік тому +29

      Would have been more enjoyable

    • @Shankar-oe5rm
      @Shankar-oe5rm Рік тому +31

      Yea, Budapest

    • @ceasarsaran8573
      @ceasarsaran8573 Рік тому +6

      I was hoping it would never be made

    • @Billy_Lenz
      @Billy_Lenz Рік тому +3

      No.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Рік тому +33

      Not to mention it would have added more emotion to her ultimate sacrifice in End Game when you rewatch it. Instead we got a soulless throw-away plot

  • @motionflixentertainment7153
    @motionflixentertainment7153 2 роки тому +4845

    "I was thinking we could make a Black Widow movie."
    "Sounds like something we should've done back in 2010."

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 2 роки тому +133

      Haha 2016 at the most lol

    • @SourRobo8364
      @SourRobo8364 2 роки тому +43

      It's definitely gonna feel like a 2010 movie.

    • @akshy471
      @akshy471 2 роки тому +63

      @@SourRobo8364 in 2010 this movie wouldve never reached theatres

    • @andremiller1836
      @andremiller1836 2 роки тому +5

      Isn't that the Iron Man 2 Movie?

    • @flexprime2010
      @flexprime2010 2 роки тому +2

      @@akshy471 why so?

  • @yessum15
    @yessum15 2 роки тому +4660

    Can't believe he didn't mention how Task Master basically lost 30lbs as soon as they revealed she was a woman.

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 2 роки тому +605

    I did think it was weird how she and her sister tried to murder each other with zero explanation on first sight of one another… and then also call a truce with zero explanation, instantly being on each other’s side now.
    Also, there’s a word for “intentional collateral damage”: murder.

    • @bitharne
      @bitharne 2 роки тому +6

      Didn’t know you could murder buildings…

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 2 роки тому +26

      I agree. Felt like "Hey Avenger sister, I sent you this stuff because I need your help, but first, let's do some cool fighting for no reason"

    • @zaza-ik5ws
      @zaza-ik5ws 2 роки тому +7

      @@schattentaenzerin "You could have just asked"
      "You never know someone until you fight them"

    • @Dreamagain11
      @Dreamagain11 2 роки тому +3

      @@bitharne she knew the girl was in there

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 Рік тому +6

      Bruh, I've realized, you need a lot of drugs to now enjoy these movies. The drugs help you ignore all the inconsistencies... Or exacerbates them since you still notice them no matter how many drugs you've used....

  • @cameronlapage7386
    @cameronlapage7386 2 роки тому +210

    Honestly, I didn't even realize the vest was from Infinity War. I just thought they were ripping on '90s artists' obsessions with vests, pouches and shoulder pads.

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 2 роки тому +3

      I watched it today and struggled to remember where she even was at the beginning of Infinity War. I can't keep track of what people *wear*

    • @JohnLee-ue6gy
      @JohnLee-ue6gy 2 роки тому +3

      I thought it was one of the contemporary nods to the feminist gripe about no pockets on women's clothing.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Місяць тому

      Should of seen the shoulder pads in the 80's, they were something else.

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 роки тому +1954

    "Can he do a Russian accent?"
    "It doesn't matter."
    "It matters a little."

    • @last7509
      @last7509 2 роки тому +29

      can he do a boston accent in the departed? doesnt matter

    • @theonlytruth9453
      @theonlytruth9453 2 роки тому +4

      incidentally, he has also played beowulf.

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 роки тому +38

      @@hydroponichomesteader6852 It would have been better if they had just forgone the Russian accents with some nod to them being trained to not have an accent or to have and unobtrusive accent. Fake ones are really obvious and bad.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 роки тому

      BEOWULF!!!

    • @mesesakeekedo8190
      @mesesakeekedo8190 2 роки тому

      No

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 2 роки тому +1229

    "Why didn’t we release this movie before Endgame?"
    "Because it’s actually just an origin story for her sister."

    • @EddyA1337
      @EddyA1337 2 роки тому +64

      Will admit though Pugh is a fine piece of ass I wouldn't mind making sweet love by the fire to.

    • @nyshyn307
      @nyshyn307 2 роки тому +168

      @@EddyA1337 sir?

    • @ix69yn
      @ix69yn 2 роки тому +66

      @@EddyA1337 Down bad

    • @extestential6638
      @extestential6638 2 роки тому +45

      @@EddyA1337 wtf

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 2 роки тому +64

      @@EddyA1337 I'd give her the best 10 seconds of my life

  • @lwivv9052
    @lwivv9052 2 роки тому +90

    "Well, the child didn't really die, so morally we're all good."
    "Well..."
    It was lowkey, but the quick "Well..." before moving on to the next point as if noting happened killed me for some reason.

  • @YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger
    @YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger 2 роки тому +156

    "oh can he speak with a Russian accent"
    "Nope doesn't matter'
    "It kinda does"
    "No"

  • @zacharyhendrix5803
    @zacharyhendrix5803 2 роки тому +1633

    -"I figured we could get more grounded with the Black Widow movie, you know?"
    Deadass was expecting:
    "Yeah so the bad guy is up in a skybase and 50% of the movie is just Black Widow falling"
    -"Oh how very grounded"

    • @JonathanSladkoTV
      @JonathanSladkoTV 2 роки тому +56

      Well, 50% of it was grounded...

    • @user-yq4cf7kb4b
      @user-yq4cf7kb4b 2 роки тому +36

      @@JonathanSladkoTV a cup half full kind of guy

    • @gnoe4815
      @gnoe4815 2 роки тому +12

      Hey, looking at how black widow was shot in previous movies, we can be lucky the whole part of her falling wasn't a close-up of her ass all the time.

    • @PolarisCastillo
      @PolarisCastillo 2 роки тому +5

      Why do people say Deadass?

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 2 роки тому +1

      That’s why the blonde was added 😂

  • @srinivallabhaneni7120
    @srinivallabhaneni7120 2 роки тому +6499

    Honestly I wait for the pitch meetings more than most of the movies themselves.

  • @PumpkinBird
    @PumpkinBird 2 роки тому +700

    The sign up for Disney plus joke actually got me laughing because it’s so true. Disney has made it so that to be able to keep up with the mcu you basically have to own a Disney plus account

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 2 роки тому +39

      And then the actual MCU shows on Disney plus are effectively underwhelming previews for future MCU stuff.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 2 роки тому +3

      Actually they’ve stated that they’re not gonna leave movie viewers totally in the dark.

    • @bigriverraiders9243
      @bigriverraiders9243 2 роки тому +3

      I know I just watch UA-cam reviews instead. The star wars shows does make it tempting, but not worth it for me.

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 2 роки тому +31

      Or have access to the pirate bay...

    • @mcuforever2561
      @mcuforever2561 2 роки тому +3

      @@videogamenostalgia loki was really good though.

  • @FurryStockings
    @FurryStockings 2 роки тому +140

    Taskmaster got turned into a bland, silent character in this movie, and I'm still pissed about that -.- lol

    • @chrislaf
      @chrislaf 2 роки тому +9

      But Winter Soldier was a quiet, stoic unstoppable assassin and that movie was good so they just had to do the same thing again! \s

    • @mxl8755
      @mxl8755 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @mcuforever2561
      @mcuforever2561 2 роки тому +11

      @@chrislaf winter soldier is the same in comics, but taskmaster is not.

    • @DynamicUnreality
      @DynamicUnreality 2 роки тому +1

      A lot of comic villains have similar "snarky but bitter smart guy" characterizations in Marvel comics. If they had made her a wit-spewing Deadpool knock-off everyone would have hated that too.

    • @yannym4605
      @yannym4605 2 роки тому

      The bland and silent aspect wasn't an inherent quality of Taskmaster. They were under mind control. She stopped being silent and began showing emotion the moment the mind control was removed. We'll see what happens with the character going forward. Mind you, she'll probably need to go see Bucky's therapist.

  • @countvladislausdragulia7414
    @countvladislausdragulia7414 2 роки тому +2108

    Headcanon: Every single ‘I don’t know’ in this series is really just a stand-in for stuff Ryan was forced to remove from the sketches by major studio execs.

    • @leroyvermilion7708
      @leroyvermilion7708 2 роки тому +16

      I never missed when I'm shooting something or someone

    • @Ikamara21
      @Ikamara21 2 роки тому +8

      Hahaha

    • @truenickspivak
      @truenickspivak 2 роки тому +29

      @@leroyvermilion7708 by THE major studio exec

    • @jorgehenriq
      @jorgehenriq 2 роки тому +46

      @@leroyvermilion7708 I believe you missed it

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 2 роки тому +1

      that would be better than the sheer incompetence behind most of them lol

  • @cbpd89
    @cbpd89 2 роки тому +1591

    "He's from some of the OTHER MOVIES."
    -The entire MCU in one sentence

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 2 роки тому +13

      It’s almost like these movies are prequels or sequels of the other and that’s how movies work.

    • @coreywallace2052
      @coreywallace2052 2 роки тому +18

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 relax shill

    • @commieRob
      @commieRob 2 роки тому

      @@coreywallace2052 is TIGHT!

    • @CrxstyFN
      @CrxstyFN 2 роки тому +1

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 its almost like you missed the joke

  • @jlupus8804
    @jlupus8804 2 роки тому +76

    I can't believe this ended up just being a commercial for _yet another_ tv show

    • @broomemike1
      @broomemike1 2 роки тому +1

      So did you reduce every previous movie down to it's post credit scene, also? Maybe you should just not watch those?

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 2 роки тому +1

      @@broomemike1 The difference is a lot of those other movies still have quality to them, while this one’s only quality was a good supporting character which they immediately used as a cash grab

    • @georgeplunkitt5565
      @georgeplunkitt5565 2 роки тому +1

      @@jlupus8804 Is this your first Marvel movie? One thing will always lead to another, it’s kind of their thing. If you looked at every Marvel movie in that way you’d have a lot more complaining to do. “Omg I can’t believe this is leading toward yet another marvel property.” It’s never ending lol

    • @robertpalmer8080
      @robertpalmer8080 2 роки тому +3

      @@georgeplunkitt5565 yes and no. The other movies were for the most part good movies that had post credit scenes setting up future movies.
      This was a bland movie using a new character to point people to Disney Plus. It feels different.

  • @Soft_Ghost
    @Soft_Ghost 2 роки тому +49

    "And then Dreykov reveals that he has been making use of the one natural resource the world has too much of."
    "Solar energy?"
    "Girls"
    "Oh, yeah yeah yeah!"

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 2 роки тому +11

      That part was so weird. I don’t even know what they were going for.

    • @eeli8295
      @eeli8295 2 роки тому +7

      I watched this in theaters with a couple of friends and we all collectively said "based" after that line

    • @yannym4605
      @yannym4605 2 роки тому +6

      It was supposed to simultaneously be a misogynistic comment and a critique on the societal neglect of abandoned children, especially girls.

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon 2 роки тому +1791

    “I mean a Deadpool in an X-Men: Origins way.”
    Faith in the character has just vanished.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 2 роки тому +80

      They can't do that! Deadpool already traveled back in time to kill that character, so he doesn't exist in this time line anymore.

    • @aidanmullard8508
      @aidanmullard8508 2 роки тому +58

      Well I mean yeah, it's task master in name and powers only, so yes just like X men origins

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 2 роки тому +47

      That part was really disappointing but, at the very least, she's freed from the mind control at the end. So there's opportunity to have the character reappear later with a very different personality that's closer to the comics/cartoons/etc. It was still a weird ass decision to begin with, though.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 2 роки тому +23

      @@Liesmith424 There's a whole Google's worth of information about why Scarjo died instead of Jeremy. A lot of it contradictory and uninformative. If I may project for a moment, I think most of us would've liked a recurring Black Widow franchise. The impression I get is that Scarjo wasn't interested in continuing in Marvel. Maybe she'll be the female Dr. Doolittle in the reboot of the movie liked by literally no one.

    • @showmeyourmoves8551
      @showmeyourmoves8551 2 роки тому +10

      It works better if you are not a fan of taskmaster cause this movie taskmaster actually have personal connection to natasha.

  • @lkh1093
    @lkh1093 2 роки тому +1717

    Marvel: Let’s make Taskmaster kind of a disappointment.
    Marvel Writer: Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 2 роки тому +155

      Yes, let's have the Taskmaster be a female, for no reason other than as a shocking swerve!

    • @kinglordchoo17
      @kinglordchoo17 2 роки тому +27

      Kind of?

    • @j-zhirngaming9550
      @j-zhirngaming9550 2 роки тому +31

      I honestly wasn't disappointed

    • @kavehteimory6413
      @kavehteimory6413 2 роки тому +12

      I liked it!🤷‍♂️

    • @TheSkinnyMechanic
      @TheSkinnyMechanic 2 роки тому +159

      Making taskmaster a woman did nothing to change the character so that part I don’t care about but making her a robot and then eliminating her by end of movie for a one time use villain is a travesty

  • @louis.alexander
    @louis.alexander 2 роки тому +92

    As soon as i saw Taskmaster, my brain went: "I bet that's gonna secretly be the daughter who survived somehow" and then I immediately thought "Haha, that would be so ridiculous XD"..... :(

  • @H3M0N
    @H3M0N 2 роки тому +37

    Man what a missed opportunity!... It really would have been a freaking awesome twist that when Black Widow smashed the vile on Taskmaster, it is revealed that she wasn't under mind control at all... she was just evil like her father, and that would have led to a great final battle between the two.

    • @homestarronny
      @homestarronny Рік тому

      She wouldn't even have to be evil.... she would only need to be pissed off that black widow, ya know, tried to kill her and completely fucked her life up???

    • @lincolnpatience6480
      @lincolnpatience6480 Рік тому

      Exactly!

    • @micaelstarfire8639
      @micaelstarfire8639 11 місяців тому +4

      IMPOSSIBLE!!1! All women everywhere are all inherently noble, good, and perfect. And if you imply that any woman at any time could be less than perfect, then you are a misogynist hate troll.

    • @RiannaPeterson
      @RiannaPeterson 9 місяців тому

      I feel like that would've confused the tone and made it seem retroactively justified that she blew up that building, a lot of the point of this movie was her atoning for her mistakes

  • @davidgalluzzo4302
    @davidgalluzzo4302 2 роки тому +1973

    "why?"
    "because its been a couple minutes since the last fight scene" BRILLIANT

    • @AlejandroMorales-zj9sl
      @AlejandroMorales-zj9sl 2 роки тому +42

      I didn't understand that scene either, like why are they instantly trying to kill each other then 2 seconds later they are ok?

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 2 роки тому +47

      @@AlejandroMorales-zj9sl that happens in EVERY Marvel movie whenever good characters who are gonna be working together meet for the first time

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks 2 роки тому +25

      @@AlejandroMorales-zj9sl I took as like a "thing" they do as sisters. They have to fight til one of them submits each time they see each other after a long time or something

    • @derpmang5539
      @derpmang5539 2 роки тому +17

      That was simply a Widow greeting, nothing more.

    • @georgprime4665
      @georgprime4665 2 роки тому +2

      As I was watching that scene all I could think is what's Ryan George gonna say lol!

  • @ayushsinha7300
    @ayushsinha7300 2 роки тому +3202

    I love how Yelena mocks Natasha for not confirming a body when the building exploded ... Then they don't confirm a body after the helicopter crash.

    • @josephnewsome2935
      @josephnewsome2935 2 роки тому +65

      Rumor has it that the corpse was supposed to fall on the ground

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 2 роки тому +46

      maybe that's why she chose to stay

    • @Nmerejilla
      @Nmerejilla 2 роки тому +2

      @@kaboomgaming4255 yes

    • @Arnell_Long
      @Arnell_Long 2 роки тому +16

      Whoopsie!

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank 2 роки тому +27

      Leads me to think he's not dead. It's too exact of a foreshadow/callback.

  • @jacquiskliros637
    @jacquiskliros637 2 роки тому +21

    Black Widow had an amazing story. Just a shame we didn't actually get to see any of it.
    We needed a prequel but we needed Scarlet Johanson

  • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
    @EmperorsNewWardrobe 2 роки тому +30

    Pitch Meetings should probably start getting a cut of the movie’s profits because some people will watch the movie just to see the pitch meeting

    • @DreamingDarlin
      @DreamingDarlin 2 роки тому +2

      Or watch the pitch meeting so they don't have to watch a movie.

  • @jamesfromthecomputer
    @jamesfromthecomputer 2 роки тому +2129

    When I watched black widow in the theater the first thing that came to mind after was "the pitch meeting for this movie full of plot holes is going to be tight" and I was not disappointed

    • @atomicviking2497
      @atomicviking2497 2 роки тому +54

      Is it weird that no one seems to really care about plot holes anymore? I remember a time when plot holes in blockbusters was considered bad..

    • @randalljolla
      @randalljolla 2 роки тому +59

      @@atomicviking2497 because too many people will defend Marvel movies

    • @PLBOAPrashantBaghel
      @PLBOAPrashantBaghel 2 роки тому +25

      @@atomicviking2497 you cant say anything about a marvel movie.

    • @justafidemyself
      @justafidemyself 2 роки тому +14

      Plot holes literally do not exist. It's a convention made up by artsy 'critics' born after 1990 to justify their petty existence due to the fact their lives will never be as good as the people making the actual movie.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 2 роки тому +26

      @@justafidemyself Plot holes don't matter as long as the movie's entertaining.

  • @cb-gz1vl
    @cb-gz1vl 2 роки тому +1288

    "Pheromones"
    "She can't just walk to the edge of the room.."
    "Pheromones"
    "Fair enough".

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 2 роки тому +94

      He's lucky none of them are trained to use sniper rifles...

    • @Chillllllllllllllllllllllll
      @Chillllllllllllllllllllllll 2 роки тому +64

      @@antiochus87 well they couldn't use that cuz *pheromones*

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 2 роки тому +59

      @@Chillllllllllllllllllllllll "Oh very powerful pheromones!"
      Seriously, if a black widow took a shot from across the street? Several floors up?

    • @unityedits3722
      @unityedits3722 2 роки тому +41

      Pher enough

    • @Chillllllllllllllllllllllll
      @Chillllllllllllllllllllllll 2 роки тому +46

      @@antiochus87 yeah,but you see...
      *Pheromones*

  • @zentendoxn8955
    @zentendoxn8955 8 місяців тому +6

    7:22 When I watched it, having watched Falcon & Winter Soldier a while prior, it ended up having the impact I think they intended, just in reverse. I was shocked seeing them give Elaine’s character more screen time.

  • @spicyboy67
    @spicyboy67 2 роки тому +136

    Ryan, I gotta know. Do other Screen Rant writers help you with the writing... or do you write all your own pitch meetings? If you do all the writing, you are one of the best comedians around. Also, your personal channel is great too 👍

    • @barbaralachance5836
      @barbaralachance5836 2 роки тому +43

      I read an interview with him a little while ago and I think he does it all. It's comedic genius... Can't get enough of these pitch meetings.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Рік тому +7

      He has stated that he is a one-man crew

    • @wearywanderer7018
      @wearywanderer7018 6 місяців тому +1

      His consistency is remarkable.
      Nonstop gold every time.

    • @jessejohnson9321
      @jessejohnson9321 4 місяці тому

      Hi personal channel is further proof of genius

  • @Biznatchio69
    @Biznatchio69 2 роки тому +971

    "And then Wonder Woman did super well", "Stop talking!" Died.

    • @KritikuNgaFerizaji
      @KritikuNgaFerizaji 2 роки тому

      I didn't got that

    • @skeleton_ajay1118
      @skeleton_ajay1118 2 роки тому +12

      @@KritikuNgaFerizaji it's dc movie

    • @KritikuNgaFerizaji
      @KritikuNgaFerizaji 2 роки тому +7

      @@skeleton_ajay1118 I have seen wonder woman both of them I know 😂 what I didn’t know is that why did Ryan say stop when the other Ryan mentioned Wonder Woman

    • @siddharthdash8946
      @siddharthdash8946 2 роки тому +20

      @@KritikuNgaFerizaji because....

    • @gallowglass3764
      @gallowglass3764 2 роки тому +4

      @@siddharthdash8946 oh, ok!

  • @parthbansal2775
    @parthbansal2775 2 роки тому +1053

    Pitch meeting: *Spoilers Ahead*
    Me an intellectual: I know. She dies

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 2 роки тому +10

    “A non-superpowered hero would have died many times in this movie.”
    “Yeah but we know when she dies so we can’t have that.”
    Such a missed Skrull opportunity

  • @andrewhartmangunsmith2755
    @andrewhartmangunsmith2755 2 роки тому +13

    Thank god finally I get to know where that Black Widow's vest is from.👍

  • @teusvandermeij7287
    @teusvandermeij7287 2 роки тому +1082

    "What's the Mission?"
    "Sign up for Disney +"
    this had me lol.

    • @potatogaming7044
      @potatogaming7044 2 роки тому +3

      It’s not bad if you already have it
      And have friends
      Over as if 4 friend a solid 5 $ saved per person

    • @semiruu
      @semiruu 2 роки тому +3

      And once you signed up you need to pay for Premium access anyway

    • @semiruu
      @semiruu 2 роки тому +2

      @@jv-nn4uu ah right good to know. Thought it might be permanently locked behind another paywall 😏

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 2 роки тому +2

      Not even sure why they needed to plug it here. The sheer brilliance of _Loki_ is advertisement *enough* for many, dammit.

  • @adanflores4523
    @adanflores4523 2 роки тому +885

    Studio guy: “Why did it take us so long to do this?”
    Writer: “I don’t know”

    • @user-wr2uy9pj4m
      @user-wr2uy9pj4m 2 роки тому +30

      Fair enough

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 2 роки тому +24

      Yep, I wouldn't be surprised if that WAS the real pitch for this movie! 😂

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 2 роки тому +4

      @@user-wr2uy9pj4m I don’t know & Fair enough
      Is more appropriate for the style of this channel.

    • @user-wr2uy9pj4m
      @user-wr2uy9pj4m 2 роки тому +4

      @@hermask815 that's why I said it

    • @ShadouFox
      @ShadouFox 2 роки тому +10

      Writer: "Money"
      Studio guy: " Oh.. U have my undying attention"

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 2 роки тому +13

    Loved it!!! That calling Taskmaster the Deadpool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009), Genius!!! This video made a lot of good points

  • @marcileatherboots1
    @marcileatherboots1 2 роки тому +25

    One mistake: Yelena was freed at the beginning of the movie so the pheromone lock was already disabled. Plus, I doubt she could smell Draykov from outside the plane. But as always, great stuff!

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 Рік тому +13

      I don't think the mind control has anything to do with the pheromone lock. All the Widows had the pheromone lock, including Natasha who was not brainwashed. Pheromones can travel for miles, and their presence can be sensed rather than smelled. According to Melina (Natasha and Yelena's surrogate mom), the only way to disengage the pheromone lock is to sever the nerve. So unless Yelena severed her own nerve offscreen, then her being able to blow up Dreykov's aircraft is a plothole.

  • @jrc1092
    @jrc1092 2 роки тому +1261

    “Wasn’t she just captured Ross, what happens next ?”
    “I don’t know”
    “Fair enough”
    LOL

    • @iamkoopa22
      @iamkoopa22 2 роки тому +72

      Yeah, that was weird how they just skipped ahead.

    • @heitoroliveira5166
      @heitoroliveira5166 2 роки тому +33

      How she's gonna scape? oh it's gonna be super easy barely an inconveninence"

    • @ViewtifulDarnell
      @ViewtifulDarnell 2 роки тому +8

      @M Ralte But... Vision wasn't captured. He was always Team Iron Man. Even when he and Wanda were seeing each other, he was never wanted or on the run. Wanda was but not him.

    • @4hm4d101
      @4hm4d101 2 роки тому +9

      @@ViewtifulDarnell He means that in infinity war steve, falcon, and Natasha save wanda and vision from the black order even though wanda and vision should be way stronger than them

    • @Homeboy_Brando
      @Homeboy_Brando 2 роки тому +7

      @@4hm4d101
      Should be, but Vision was caught off guard and Wanda barely understood her powers back then. She understands her powers a lot more now after WandaVision, and especially after reading the Darkhold, she’ll definitely be a force to be reckoned with.

  • @DarkmanPoe
    @DarkmanPoe 2 роки тому +1839

    "Surgical head-smashing is tight!"
    You've done it again...

  • @chrizmatic827
    @chrizmatic827 2 роки тому +11

    6:33
    I was legit watching this on Disney Plus, and saying “Convenient that no sky debris falls on them! Well, they have plot armor, so why would I even question it?”

    • @greggs1067
      @greggs1067 2 роки тому

      The debris also completely avoids the road.

    • @chrizmatic827
      @chrizmatic827 2 роки тому

      @@greggs1067 What luck!

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 2 роки тому +3

    The definition of equality would have been to give her a shirtless scene so we could see her abs. Every Marvel movie that's been successful has that scene. Maybe Captain Marvel 2 and Black Widow 2 should make a note of that.

  • @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115
    @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 2 роки тому +3350

    "Did you see Avengers: Endgame? Because I have terrible news!" I just laughed so hard that I snorted! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @stryyker9
      @stryyker9 2 роки тому +10

      she had to diee , else she'd be melted.

    • @DMS-pq8
      @DMS-pq8 2 роки тому +16

      Snorting is tight

    • @kevinperlet9861
      @kevinperlet9861 2 роки тому +7

      @@DMS-pq8 wow wow wow wow

    • @noelcristianbernardo9421
      @noelcristianbernardo9421 2 роки тому

      This snorter music is funny because i laugh!💩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noelcristianbernardo9421
      @noelcristianbernardo9421 2 роки тому +1

      @@DMS-pq8 DMS1983 IS LAUGHING AND SNORTING TOO HAHA🤣

  • @wontletgo
    @wontletgo 2 роки тому +1509

    After this movie I wonder just how Hawkeye got the soul stone, because if this movie proves ANYTHING it's that she would have survived that fall.

    • @king-zm3gq
      @king-zm3gq 2 роки тому +50

      *cough* *cough* PLOT *cough*

    • @bizzybrown8372
      @bizzybrown8372 2 роки тому +9

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @MrYerak5
      @MrYerak5 2 роки тому +108

      Maybe she had 9 lives like a cat and in endgame it was har last and we should call har cat woman insted

    • @commieRob
      @commieRob 2 роки тому +19

      Wow. This is so good at observation it should have been in the pitch meeting.

    • @jesuschrististheanswer4546
      @jesuschrististheanswer4546 2 роки тому +11

      She sacrificed herself on purpose

  • @elheber
    @elheber 2 роки тому +49

    Fun fact: the Winter Soldier was also an "X-Men Origins Deadpool character."

    • @alejandrosantos303
      @alejandrosantos303 2 роки тому +30

      Except Winter Soldier was mostly comic accurate and his emotional connection with the protagonist and the audience was much more genuine, having already been established in a previous movie, but sure. Totally the same thing as in Black Widow.

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 2 роки тому +8

      Lol no he wasn’t. He was like that in the comics and that was before the movie.

    • @elheber
      @elheber 2 роки тому +7

      @@parkeranimations3671 Just quoting the video. "Oh so turn the character into a mind-controlled killing machine with no speaking lines or personality traits, yeah that works too." That's what the Winter Soldier was in The Winter Soldier.

    • @Sandra-rc5uc
      @Sandra-rc5uc 2 роки тому +3

      That's true. I think it worked for the movie.
      But in the comics he had a bit more attitude and even a whole romance with Natasha while they were both brainwashed operatives.

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 2 роки тому +7

      @@elheber What? Bucky had actual dialogue.

  • @marcopolo2418
    @marcopolo2418 2 роки тому +16

    Gotta love how convenient the face switching masks are even though we were never told where they came from and why they show up randomly. Also I love how those bullets didn't go through the helicopter where Yelana was sitting but everywhere else the bullets shredded through the chopper. Lol

  • @eno2870
    @eno2870 2 роки тому +1373

    "Cuz it's been a couple minutes since the last action scene."
    God, this. So much this. I actually paused the movie at this point and went.. wait, why are they fighting? They know who each other is, and Natasha was basically invited to come visit her.

    • @lordstark1626
      @lordstark1626 2 роки тому +142

      Maybe that's how they greet each other in the Widow society 😌

    • @setwoulemski
      @setwoulemski 2 роки тому +171

      Oh my Gosh Eno you can't just ask people why they're fighting

    • @nnaproductions
      @nnaproductions 2 роки тому +41

      Yeah and the overall pacing for those couple of first scenes was horrendous (ACTION, ACTION, ACTION, 10sec of character building, ACTION). It got way better after though

    • @kurtramos59
      @kurtramos59 2 роки тому +89

      They were fighting probably because they are not sure if either one of them is on a mission to kill the other. idk I'm just guessing.

    • @agustinbinello9753
      @agustinbinello9753 2 роки тому +24

      1 word: "Beacuse"

  • @janschlienger3223
    @janschlienger3223 2 роки тому +663

    Writer: "Taskmaster is actually the little girl from the explosion"
    Studio guy: "cool, so who is gonna play the 9-10 year old girl 8 years later?"
    Writer: "i was thinking olga kurylenko, which is five years older than scarlett johansson and in her 40s"

    • @kingofnara
      @kingofnara 2 роки тому +23

      lmao

    • @kingofnara
      @kingofnara 2 роки тому +120

      are you shitting me so they picked a 40 year old actor to play a 19 year old

    • @allthingsnerdy5474
      @allthingsnerdy5474 2 роки тому +75

      that's a really weird choice, and she's not even speaking in the movie

    • @hruiz3308
      @hruiz3308 2 роки тому +39

      Jesus, that was Olga? They uglied her up horribly.

    • @grumpypants2066
      @grumpypants2066 2 роки тому +31

      I always thought task master was some random mercenary dude

  • @aretnap3653
    @aretnap3653 2 роки тому +3

    1:31...
    "Cause We've Been Leaning Into That, for TheLast Five Years or So"
    😂😂😂

  • @robouroboros4269
    @robouroboros4269 2 роки тому +11

    I was really hoping you'd have mentioned the giant sky fortress that somehow managed to evade detection for decades and how a massive structure plummeting to earth would have caused a nuclear bomb sized explosion in Age of Ultron but in Black Widow it was totally fine.

    • @shanekwilson648
      @shanekwilson648 2 роки тому

      didn't you see how slowly that massive structure fell into the earth? :|

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Рік тому

      The size of the city that Ultron was going to drop was incomparable to the 'giant' sky fortress though.. The sky fortress was itty bitty compared to the city.

  • @rinraiden
    @rinraiden 2 роки тому +290

    By this point I've stopped watching movies. I just watch the Pitch Meetings.

    • @camouflagejumpsuit
      @camouflagejumpsuit 2 роки тому +14

      same 🙄 at least Ryan is reliably entertaining

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 2 роки тому +3

      I was watching the movie seeing if I can guess everything that would come up in the pitch meeting lol

    • @mrsnewton87
      @mrsnewton87 2 роки тому +11

      I didn't even care about spoiler reviews. I'd watch the critical drinkers review before the film.

    • @robot3266
      @robot3266 2 роки тому

      We beg to differ

    • @VinceLyle2161
      @VinceLyle2161 2 роки тому +2

      Big time saver. Plus there's the fact that most movies are garbage.

  • @under_score3829
    @under_score3829 2 роки тому +562

    "If you can smell him, you can't hurt him."
    Kilgrave: "Amateur."

    • @abiruabayapala7963
      @abiruabayapala7963 2 роки тому +6

      Guy spittin' orders. Even from mile away u can't disobey him.

    • @darthvectivus7220
      @darthvectivus7220 2 роки тому +53

      That guy has low key probably the most devastating superpower you can have. He could have built an army of superheroes/villains. He could have become president. Hell, he could have taken over the world.
      Instead he just psychologically tortures people for fun.

    • @smalls9852
      @smalls9852 2 роки тому

      Lol!

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine 2 роки тому +3

      @@darthvectivus7220 He does become president for life in Marvel 1602.

    • @gnoe4815
      @gnoe4815 2 роки тому +9

      @@darthvectivus7220 especially the way he died to Jessica Jones in the series was just laughable. Here's a man able to control anyone with cunning plans by the wazoo usually, but no, all he wanted was a hug.

  • @admirallily
    @admirallily 2 роки тому +11

    Every time Ryan does a pitch meeting I find myself relieved I didn't waste time or money on a bad movie.

  • @plagueofjoe
    @plagueofjoe 9 місяців тому +2

    I had kind of got into the movie, not like it was good but I was engaged enough that I forgot she was canonically dead, and the scene of them celebrating their victory as a family at the end and saying they were going to stick together from then on, then hard cut to her tombstone was the funniest thing I've seen in a movie in a long time.

  • @philingrouille7198
    @philingrouille7198 2 роки тому +427

    "The Avengers: The Age of Disney+"
    Working title.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 2 роки тому +7

      Nothing was more aggravating than being the one person in my group of friends that has seen F&tWS and immediately recognized Valentina, only to see blank looks on the others' faces.

  • @cathrionaoshea1687
    @cathrionaoshea1687 2 роки тому +372

    “Natasha escapes with the vials and goes to see her fake sister and they start fighting when they see each other”
    “Why”
    “Unclear”

    • @fewwiggle
      @fewwiggle 2 роки тому +11

      "the viles" Those are reprehensible people aren't they? :-)

    • @diegoclark7697
      @diegoclark7697 2 роки тому +9

      "cuz it's been a still minutes since the last action"

    • @lesgrossman2422
      @lesgrossman2422 2 роки тому +7

      For a second I was like WTF are "The Viles". I dont remember seeing that character in the movie, Then I realized you meant "The Vials" LMAOOO

    • @Steelburgh
      @Steelburgh 2 роки тому +4

      Ohh grammar nazis who mask their spelling corrections in flippant comments are TIGHT.

    • @cathrionaoshea1687
      @cathrionaoshea1687 2 роки тому +2

      @@Steelburgh
      “Whoops”
      “Whoopsie”

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn Рік тому +2

    ❤the jab at Perlmutter.
    Yep, some female-led superhero movies bombed impressively. Mostly the ones where the writers/producers apparently agreed that since the lead was super-sexy, the entire plot should consist of her doing suggestive poses in painted-on outfits.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Рік тому +3

      Most recently, the issue with female-led superhero movies is that they're trying so hard to make the point that women are as good (or better) than men, but then they kneecap the writing because they think any character development or struggle that the MC has to go through will undercut the message.
      Look at Captain Marvel, sure it did well at the box office, but that's probably because it was released after one of the most popular Avenger's movies of all time and Marvel was still the hottest thing at the Cinema. But it's been heavily criticized and any projects with Captain Marvel have been scrapped or postponed until she can't even be the solo MC in her own sequel.
      But if they just let their characters have some vulnerability and character development, then maybe they'd have a chance at writing some good plot (ie. Wonder Woman).

  • @FaizKhan-xp4mp
    @FaizKhan-xp4mp 2 роки тому +5

    I still can't process Ryan didn't include the mocking of Yelena for poses of ScarJo.... Super funny video btw... 😅😅

  • @reibax
    @reibax 2 роки тому +224

    You forgot to mention that the movie ends by saying that Natasha has two families, but in endgame she says that the Avengers are her only family.... :/

    • @dsolomon
      @dsolomon 2 роки тому +30

      Whoops!

    • @bbgunz1705
      @bbgunz1705 2 роки тому +33

      @@dsolomon Whoopsie!

    • @dennisngewa743
      @dennisngewa743 2 роки тому +4

      @Jimmy J Whoops

    • @akashr2856
      @akashr2856 2 роки тому +3

      Maybe they got dusted during snap?

    • @mrtroll7849
      @mrtroll7849 2 роки тому +7

      @@akashr2856 yeah the end credits scene makes it seem like at least her sister probably was snapped

  • @daredarrow6704
    @daredarrow6704 2 роки тому +733

    Hmmm, that scene with Natasha falling... And she hit everything on her way down, I feel even super soldiers would've been hospitalized... For an hour tops.

    • @olimpiano8760
      @olimpiano8760 2 роки тому +48

      Cap has fallen from higher altitudes without any problems tho

    • @lifeofentropy
      @lifeofentropy 2 роки тому +86

      @@olimpiano8760 Cap kinda has the most perfect version of the super soldier serum running through him tho. this version of black widow does not.

    • @kenanburakkaplan4087
      @kenanburakkaplan4087 2 роки тому +36

      It was said in the movie that the Widows (or atleast Natasha) were chosen because of her genetical superiority. So I guess she is better than a regular human.

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 2 роки тому +121

      Natasha has something even better than super powers: Plot armor!

    • @lifeofentropy
      @lifeofentropy 2 роки тому +79

      @@kenanburakkaplan4087 I took that to mean shes like peak human, like Olympic athlete level, not super soldier level.

  • @jamesheatherly4209
    @jamesheatherly4209 2 роки тому +283

    When the Pitch Meeting is better than the actual movie 🍿

    • @biglinz9459
      @biglinz9459 2 роки тому +11

      That's always the case.

    • @chad773
      @chad773 2 роки тому +7

      The better the movie, the more hilarious it is. But the worse the movie... The more hilarious it is.

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 2 роки тому +7

      Not a hard thing to do with the mcu

  • @SpockyBalboa
    @SpockyBalboa 2 роки тому +7

    Can I request you do Into The Woods as the next one? I know it's a bit old now, but you would have a field day looking at that. It's just.... unbelievable.

  • @seaofbloodredroses9940
    @seaofbloodredroses9940 2 роки тому +321

    "Hey, it must be difficult putting up new Pitch Meetings within like a day or two of a movie's initial release."
    "Nope, super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @linneausmsiska1184
      @linneausmsiska1184 2 роки тому +7

      How do they even do that their faster than honest trailers

    • @abubzlife8733
      @abubzlife8733 2 роки тому +4

      Oh really?

    • @note4note804
      @note4note804 2 роки тому +9

      Doesn't hurt when your script is a Mad Libs that you basically just put names and plot elements into.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 2 роки тому +7

      @@note4note804 I think it's also helpful that most movie scripts _themselves_ these days are basically Mad Libs, and so they easily fall right into the Pitch Meeting formula.

    • @Murraymaker
      @Murraymaker 2 роки тому

      Because most reviewers see movies before they are released. I saw Black Widow a few days before the release and I know someone who saw it two weeks in advance. Plenty of time to have the video ready to go before the release.

  • @ClockworkGearhead
    @ClockworkGearhead 2 роки тому +670

    "It doesn't matter."
    "Well, it matters a little."
    "NOPE!"
    heh

  • @scooby3133
    @scooby3133 2 роки тому +18

    "That's what we're going with". Lol, these are fantastic!

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 2 роки тому +7

    Now I’m genuinely wondering whether anyone actually bothered to tell the director that Black Widow _doesn’t_ have superpowers.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 2 роки тому +602

    "Natasha killed a child?"
    Wow, that adds a huge and interesting moral dilemma to the character. What are you going to do with-
    "Well, she didn't really die, so it's alright."
    Thanks for getting my hopes up, movie.

    • @ImAlsoMerobiba
      @ImAlsoMerobiba 2 роки тому +19

      The moral dilemma was still there. She consciously put a child's in harms way, and expected her to die as colleteral damage.

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater 2 роки тому +54

      @@ImAlsoMerobiba it's there, but they don't do anythign with it, so it might as well not be.

    • @danielej5856
      @danielej5856 2 роки тому +2

      @@ImAlsoMerobiba atleast they were loyal to her comics -source material

    • @whatdidyousay1235
      @whatdidyousay1235 2 роки тому +4

      And she doesn't even want revenge from Natasha

    • @ikhwanmauaja1184
      @ikhwanmauaja1184 2 роки тому +4

      @@whatdidyousay1235 idk bro (i don't watch the movie), but if you got brainwashed winter soldier style by someone who you suppose to avenge to. I feel like it's doesn't matter either

  • @thepaladin4335
    @thepaladin4335 2 роки тому +815

    Literally couldn’t stop laughing at how widow was just blown up, and thrown around n still survived 💀💀💀💀

    • @thirdofherne9232
      @thirdofherne9232 2 роки тому +85

      When she fell off the building, hit everything on the way down and landed on her feet!!!

    • @abhijeetjadhav2961
      @abhijeetjadhav2961 2 роки тому +70

      @@thirdofherne9232 and in the next scene she was running as if she is on her morning jog! marvel really did a terrible job with this movie! its timing, writing, directing, everything is just a mess! left a sour taste just like how WW84 ruined WW for the audience!.. yes its a movie about superbeings but the only superbeing in this movie was ALEXEI and rest all were simply enhanced, peak of human potential ability beings, yet survived the explosions, falls, bullets, sky diving through debris, and shake it off like deadpool could do. utterly disappointed, this movie could have been marvel's first directive approach as a crime thriller, the gruesome past of widows and atrocities upon them, but no, they had to joke about the uterus removal like as if its getting a tattoo job done! the visualization of that one scene would have took the movie to whole different level, instead of tapping into the pain of the widows past life and trainings, we got this piece of hurried crap for money grab.

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, feels like the saw the later episodes of Die Hard. :D

    • @davidmcmahon4633
      @davidmcmahon4633 2 роки тому +6

      You should see the old Green Hornet movie serial. In one cliffhanger, the car they are in gets blown up as they cross a bridge and they fall to their doom. How did they survive? Next chapter shows them lying on the ground apparently dead near the smashed car. They get up after a moment and leave. That's it.

    • @Mysikrysa
      @Mysikrysa 2 роки тому +5

      Mary Sue confirmed.

  • @waynejamel6703
    @waynejamel6703 2 роки тому +5

    Thanks for making feel like I'm not the only one who had these concerns. You touched on like all the stuff I was thinking about

  • @markswan842
    @markswan842 2 роки тому +11

    PITCH MEETING IDEA: Mitchells vs. The Machines
    FUNNIEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER WATCHED!! IT WAS #1 ON NETFLIX FOR LIKE A WEEK AND IT IS STILL ON NETFLIX!!

  • @mithicash1444
    @mithicash1444 2 роки тому +1489

    The movie should have been much darker and violent than it was. Black Widow has one of the most sinister and tragic backstories in Marvel, but they just had to turn it into another flashy-unrealistic action movie. Should have been more about the tragedy and emotion rather than action.

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 2 роки тому +96

      it still has to be rated E because Disney.

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 2 роки тому +171

      That would have made her look vulnerable, though. For some reason, Twitter feminists hate that and that scares Hollywood into not giving women weaknesses, which is sad because vulnerabilities make us empathize with characters. It’s a shame women can’t be portrayed as anything other than a “badass who don’t need no man”. What endeared us to Tony, Steve, and Thor were their moments of weakness and overcoming obstacles, making us feel the triumph that they felt.

    • @ElliottWong2024
      @ElliottWong2024 2 роки тому +51

      Really? I found it very compelling and emotional?

    • @JJ-iu5hl
      @JJ-iu5hl 2 роки тому +19

      ...but money

    • @Surbhitprasoonsingh96
      @Surbhitprasoonsingh96 2 роки тому +10

      Chuck being dark, the stakes were so low and things went on just for the sake of the plot

  • @jonathanadams7607
    @jonathanadams7607 2 роки тому +679

    “So morally, we’re all good”.....
    “Well??”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @jesseschumacher4080
    @jesseschumacher4080 2 роки тому +5

    I didn’t wonder about her vest and it’s been a while since seeing Endgame so I thoroughly enjoyed the vest fixation before having the connection made for me.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 2 роки тому +2

      It was better when it was just a thing the two sisters liked, rather than explicitly tying it into another film, honestly.

  • @noreply42069
    @noreply42069 2 роки тому +7

    What the heck it was Sunday and there was no pitch meeting why?

  • @Ahov
    @Ahov 2 роки тому +1662

    The Pheromones thing was definitely the dumbest aspect of this movie.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 2 роки тому +44

      Like that creepy date scene in oceans 13 with Damon and the big nose

    • @Lynz1210
      @Lynz1210 2 роки тому +127

      It was the Taskmaster for me. :( although the pheromone shield was pretty lame

    • @lomna5329
      @lomna5329 2 роки тому +95

      I have to say the pheromones are actually very important in the comics so I personally think they were the most accurate thing they could have done for a black widow movie

    • @shdwkennyjay
      @shdwkennyjay 2 роки тому +78

      Task Master reveal was disappointing af as well

    • @herloss448
      @herloss448 2 роки тому +13

      dumbest scene in any movie i think

  • @BenjiDarius
    @BenjiDarius 2 роки тому +360

    Watching Ryan George spoil movies for us is TIGHT!

  • @headlessspaceman5681
    @headlessspaceman5681 Рік тому +5

    These guys are both so hilarious, but even funnier together, it's kind of a miracle they even found each other in this big old world. It must have been pretty difficult to find each other.
    Super-easy, barely an inconvenience.
    Oh really?
    Yeah they were both living with secret Russian spy families as children that just happened to be next-door neighbors. And they still didn't meet each other but then one day they both went to summer camp together in Siberia and realized that they have the same parents IRL. So they hatched a plan to get them back together by pretending to be the other person at the end of summer camp, and then they'd have to get back together just to switch them back.

  • @howiehall4622
    @howiehall4622 9 місяців тому +1

    "Countessa Valentina shows up with a mission for her"
    "What's the mission?"
    "Subscribe to Disney+!"
    I swear, I've watched this video probably ten times or so and still every time I hear that exchange I snort my Mountain Dew Summer Freeze Zero Sugar drink all over my keyboard.

  • @dextermorgan4686
    @dextermorgan4686 2 роки тому +334

    Why won't you do an "Idiocracy" pitch meeting? That -movie- documentary definitely deserves its own pitch meeting!

  • @Optimusprime809
    @Optimusprime809 2 роки тому +344

    Cap: "You here with a mission sir?"
    Fury: "I am. Sign up for Disney Plus."

    • @username172
      @username172 2 роки тому +5

      Sounds like a terrible mission, possibly financially not very good depending on the country you’re in but okay once you start it and it works kinda

  • @danielover7071
    @danielover7071 2 роки тому +2

    Absolutely nailed it! Black Widow was 2hr and 14mins of my life I’ll never get back.

  • @jedimasterbazz
    @jedimasterbazz 2 роки тому +3

    This Pitch Meeting was better than the movie itself.

    • @ksharma-007
      @ksharma-007 2 роки тому +1

      Facts my brother (or sister)

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 2 роки тому +306

    Black Widow has more powers than Hulk by this point.

    • @showmeyourmoves8551
      @showmeyourmoves8551 2 роки тому +11

      While hulk gets weaker, natasha seems going the opposite way. Well I mean ulin the first avenger movie, natasha survives a hand slap from hulk.

    • @philipthesquid4979
      @philipthesquid4979 2 роки тому +13

      At this rate in a few years they will reveal she was a supersoldier the whole time

    • @danielej5856
      @danielej5856 2 роки тому +21

      @@showmeyourmoves8551 that's the reason why hulk chose nat to nut
      I regret saying this already

    • @MoraiAxo
      @MoraiAxo 2 роки тому +1

      @@danielej5856 omfg

    • @jetsurge250
      @jetsurge250 2 роки тому

      @@philipthesquid4979 In the comics she is

  • @christopherdrummer4464
    @christopherdrummer4464 2 роки тому +283

    I am so impressed on how quickly Ryan George made this video.. almost as impressive as Natasha falling off 10 story buildings, hitting things on the way down, and landing on her feet!

    • @ihavenocommonsensebut2008
      @ihavenocommonsensebut2008 2 роки тому +28

      The fact that Captain America fell a shorter distance and took longer to get up🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 2 роки тому +13

      And yet somehow endgame's fall kills her...

    • @christopherdrummer4464
      @christopherdrummer4464 2 роки тому +5

      @@ihavenocommonsensebut2008 yeah, the logic is just a little, y'know... Off 🤔😅

    • @christopherdrummer4464
      @christopherdrummer4464 2 роки тому +1

      @@hassathunter2464 I have no idea how that works. Marvel physics are confusing 😣

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 2 роки тому +12

      @@hassathunter2464 that cliff had anti plot armor magic

  • @horusgarcia1
    @horusgarcia1 2 роки тому +3

    I wonder what he is going to do for Loki. Ryan is variant and have a parallel universe of more Ryans producing a pitch meetings.

  • @ginghinaandrei5013
    @ginghinaandrei5013 2 роки тому +121

    Pheromones aren't actually felt through the olfactory nerves.
    You actually have receptors in your mouth.

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 2 роки тому +17

      Sounds like you need to keep a distance from Pheromone Guy..or wear a gas mask

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 2 роки тому +20

      @@wikansaktianto9215 Or at least stop licking them

    • @ashmitbajpai390
      @ashmitbajpai390 2 роки тому +12

      Seems like the movie has some rly bad writing.

    • @alexmurphy5289
      @alexmurphy5289 2 роки тому +15

      WHOOPSIE

    • @DynamicUnreality
      @DynamicUnreality 2 роки тому +5

      @@ashmitbajpai390 You cant make dinosaurs from frog DNA either, but I've never seen anyone say Jurassic Park was a bad movie because of it.

  • @Amir-kc9yu
    @Amir-kc9yu 2 роки тому +412

    Most of the times I prefer the pitch meeting over the actual movie.

    • @valkyrie9646
      @valkyrie9646 2 роки тому +14

      Esp with this one, well, and probably The Eternals, too.

    • @jackmorningstar1653
      @jackmorningstar1653 2 роки тому +4

      You should definitely watch Black Widow though and especially Eternals

    • @showmeyourmoves8551
      @showmeyourmoves8551 2 роки тому +2

      @@valkyrie9646 black widow is a fine movie. This pitch meeting episode is a proof enough as there are less shading here than any other film.

    • @hrdkorebp
      @hrdkorebp 2 роки тому +4

      I don’t even watch Disney movies anymore but still enjoy the pitch meetings

    • @jking4973
      @jking4973 2 роки тому +8

      @@valkyrie9646 The Eternals is directed by Chloe Zhao, a brilliant film maker, and has an outstanding cast, that film should be one of the best movies in the MCU by far.

  • @brawl8
    @brawl8 2 роки тому +254

    taskmaster this cold bad ass calculating mercenary .. can copy the fighting and skill set of any person it sees. Reduced to a mind control chump. Dammit we got X-men origins Deadpooled.

    • @philipseitz95
      @philipseitz95 2 роки тому +6

      For freaking real

    • @johnnymittle
      @johnnymittle 2 роки тому +2

      @@philipseitz95 I mean it's not much of a reduction. The copying thing is still there. Still bad ass. And a pretty minor character. People are only pretending to now suddenly care about the character.

    • @deceptOG
      @deceptOG 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnnymittle exactly. Also they could still make the og taskmaster appear somewhere else I mean there can be multiple people with same alias and plus he could be a mutant or mutate or whatever the f he is when they introduce those. Love his personality though, it would've been a waste imo to have his appearance be in this movie, would much rather see him go against Spiderman or Deadpool.

    • @philipseitz95
      @philipseitz95 2 роки тому

      @@johnnymittle yeah I hear ya… but it was my favorite villain as a kid… so I did and do care

  • @HeroDestrin
    @HeroDestrin 2 роки тому +12

    He should've mentioned that the widows literally attacked her one at a time in the end scene XD

  • @maem7462
    @maem7462 2 роки тому +4

    6:32 When I saw it I was thinking she wouldn't be able to kill him though because of the pheromones. A couple thing that could have it make sense is that Yelena got freed from the brainwash. The other thing that I think makes a bit more sense is that she was attacking the plane more so than him. Maybe the pheromones didn't reach outside the plane.

  • @manamaster6
    @manamaster6 2 роки тому +396

    The quality of these pitch meetings has been increasing over time, gets criticism right, entertaining, and quite funny.

    • @line4169
      @line4169 2 роки тому +21

      More shitty Hollywood movies becomes ....better pitch meetings we get!

    • @johnnytee911
      @johnnytee911 2 роки тому +5

      Also the cast is great

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 2 роки тому

      @@johnnytee911 A star studded cast.

    • @justhair17
      @justhair17 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnnytee911 Yeah, I mean they managed to make a movie full of plot holes relatively entertaining

  • @ShadouFox
    @ShadouFox 2 роки тому +350

    "He can't hurt him because of pheromones "
    "aah.. Smelling good for most of your life is tight!"

    • @zippers987
      @zippers987 2 роки тому +3

      ajsjsjdj literally could use a sniper

    • @quintespeed
      @quintespeed 2 роки тому +1

      I smell a marketing opportunity...

  • @coreyleader6206
    @coreyleader6206 2 роки тому +2

    "Just stop talking" 🤣 🤣

  • @Robert-zz7qj
    @Robert-zz7qj 2 роки тому +24

    I literally watched the film today, so I could enjoy the pitch meeting without the feeling of beeing spoilerd.