Lines you wouldn’t hear in a James Bond film | Mock The Week - BBC
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... The performers suggest lines that you wouldn’t hear in a James Bond film from the final round of Mock The Week, Scenes We’d Like To See.
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Elis James and Sara Pascoe.
Mock the Week | Series 15 Episode 9 | BBC Two
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times when I used to binge watch these for days
The time to repeat that is now
Currently living in your past. 👍
i used to the exact same thing, oh hell who am i trying to kid i do the same thing now
Although I'll always miss the old days of Frankie, Andy, Russel, Ed etc I am really liking this new talent , they seem to get along really well. Plus I love Hugh there to pass the torch on.
It is an easier watch now. They aren't all desperately trying to get in their jokes.
Andy and Frankie has some epic stuff in the day
Frankie was never good
@@lewiskelly14 i have got a girlfreind no thank you . are they suggesting bond is gay
@@lewiskelly14 don't talk a lot of shite 😂
"you're not a very positive person are you?" "the names Bond, ionic Bond"
Aoife O'Shea
I'm sure with that line, you can really build the chemistry.
Um, if he’s not very positive (or negative), surely he would be Covalent Bond.
Ironic
“Taken, not shared.”
Christ, I’m a nerd.
“No thank you Q, I’ll take the Prius!”😂😂😂😂😂
Best one was "Well, we finally meet at last Mr. Bond - I'm from the Child Support Agency!!" 🤣🤣🤣
That mandatory sexual harassment line was awesome :D
yep
That guy who laughed early on the train joke..
Louis Gordon 😂😂😂
1:39 "It's another gadget, Bond. This is a way to distract your opponents -- some light-up trainers, for no reason." One of my favorite gags of this season.
"Poofinger: The man with the fecal touch."
"I want you to find Goldeneye...I can't see properly without my other contact lens."
"Just a routine stop, Mr Bond. License please. I'm very sorry, Mr Bond, but this license to kill expired last month. You could get in serious trouble for chasing villains without a valid license, Mr Bond."
"For goodness sake. Can't ANYONE shoot straight? You've fired over 200 rounds at him and not even a scratch"!
Q. "Here's a nifty gadget you'll like, Bond. It's actually been around for quite a while... It's called a 'condom' "
I was just thinking there should be a condom-joke.
Who's back here after Hugh's appearance in No Time To Die?
yeah i was so surprised seeing him in it. Hope he'll comment when the show comes back.
@@madiam4u great news, they did
"I'm James Bond, and I never use a condom because I'm sterile."
Dead
That last joke isn't something you'd hear in a James Bond movie, but it IS something you'd see in a Kingsman Movie.
''You have saved my life how could i repay you? By 12 monthly instalments of £4,000 plus interest and 3.1% apr terms and conditions apply''
"You know what? Bang. You're dead. ... God, that was easy. How has no one tried this, before?"
This was the funniest "Lines You Wouldn't Hear" in a long time
Those trainers are awesome :D
The name's Bond, Terry Bond. I don't have a license to kill, but I can legally operate a forklift, only that doesn't count for anything, DOES IT, MUM?!
I find my self using “oooo 7” in a very camp way in my day to day life
who’s here after seeing hugh in No time to die!
The fact that Hugh Dennis is now acc in a bond film 😂
“Bond, James Bond, has no time to die… meanwhile, Dennis, Hugh Dennis, died in no time” *makes finger gun and aims and shoots at Hugh Dennis*
the guy in the glasses was best
Gary Delaney?
yup
What he said is frighteningly relevant these days.
That rail ad should become real :D
4 years later, who knew James would be so right about the phone? XD
It was the same back then too though
Double o eighteen months 😂😂
''Bond these are for your eyes only. Make sure nobody snaps Kate Middleton naked again''
7 Q's are in a pub discussing their best gadgets, each of the first six list off their best when the seventh interrupts with an "ooops, wrong room, meant to visit Picard, clicks his fingers and vanishes in a flash of light."
Cool how Hugh Dennis was in No Time to Die
These are fantastic
The guy in the glasses looks like an older version of Lenard from the Big Bang theory aha
Hannah Batte ... I've always said that too 😊😊
Gary Delaney?
Some real gems here
How do you expect me to colour, felt tip, crayon, pen? No Mr Bond, i expect you to dye.
Derek Clear - I must try to remember this - nice one
hugh sounds exactly like a charecter from james bond
James, I’ve just had a joint call from HR and the legal department.. what’s this about you going round saying you have a *”licence to kill”* ?
It was revoked.
I like Sara's trainers...and it's good to have her back.
(waiting on... someone to upload the whole episode to UA-cam now that I need a licence to use iPlayer)
I like her shoes and her shirt.
Bring back Mock The Week. I a suffering withdrawals. You must know how uch people love it or we wouldn't be here.😢
after seeing hugh in no time to die i want him to play q
this is one of the best ones 🤣😭
Gary Delaney was the star of that one 👍
"Hello, Mr Bond. I am your son from "The Living Daylights". The way you spread your seed, don't be surprised that you have children, daddy."
0:19 that's where apple got that idea
Got what idea? The same idea that every smartphone company has had?
@@johnmartinez7440 how many other companies are selling a premium phone without a charger?
"Coming soon, November 2020"
The guy with the glasses is so underrated (Don't know his name😥)
Gary Delaney
I wasted years waiting for that film! 007 faces his most challenging opponent: Janet from MI6's HR department!
‘Martini, stirred not shaken’
James acaster predicted the iPhone 12 4 years ago
"Bond, it's Moneypenny. I've come back for an update, Manchester City is out of the Champions League
The "new charger" joke aged very well
And now of course the EU will destroy that joke with their new law about same charger for phones..... *snickers*
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
the distracting your apponents line from James Acaster was aimed at Sara Pascoe
''Here take this its called a mint your breath stinks''
I want Sarah pascoe’s trainers that light up they look amazing 😍😍😍
"My name is Bond. James Bond. And I'm an alcoholic"
You know what rested 😂
1:53 is my favorite.
my entry: 'thats the last you will see of me' ... said the alcoholic.
i’m annoyed no body said
“mr bond shit sorry i want expecting you”
My entry:
"I love you"
Here's another new gadget, Bond.
A weapon not made from animals or animal products that can kill 2 people at once.
It's called a V-Gun.
Probably the best lineup without an Ed in it
I've got one..Bond :".let's get married?"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracy_Bond
He was married, to Tracy. 😁
Here is your martini sir. Holy crap this is strong. Could you water it down for me please.
"A bottle of brown ale for me".
I know this was from ERB, but here goes my entry. "I'm so Far up Dr. No's Nuts I called myself Bond. Gold Bond"
You're so far up on my nuts. I should call you bond. Gold bond.
Excellent product placement on the bbc
The first joke is true, I have asked.
Remember when they used to have funny comedians who weren’t pressured to censor them selves? now we have this
"Choke on that, and that, and that! The third one has the best gas mileage in this century, and maybe the next."
#height o' the alpha class
Great to think Sara pascoe was in a Robbie Williams music video. It was she's the one
Sorry it’s my time of the month , a line I never heard in a bond film
0:19 this aged well
Not tonight honey, I have a headache.
Things you wouldn’t hear in a James Bond film
keep your hair on mate
are they shooting from the hip? Or teleprompter?
Neither. It is not live. All is pre-structured.
British humor....sometimes I get it, sometimes not. This is one of those times.
"the names Bond, James Bond.. And I believe in feminism"
"And before I kill you Mr Bond... I must show you a PowerPoint presentation"
My name is Bond. James tax-exempt municipal Bond
Does anyone know which one had rob go “the names bond, James Bond I’ve got a license to kill and I’ll have a martini shaken not stirred.” And then goes “oh wait that’s just what he says innit” am I going mad or is that an actual one that actually happened? Because I can’t find it anywher
Question. What does the woman mean about swiping left?
thanks for the explanation. Much appreciated.
Pretty sure she's on about tinder and how when u don't like someone u swipe left
@@edwardfalcus4417 And that Bond never says no (and so would never swipe left).
i don't get the full name joke, could someone explain it to me?
cipreses oníricos A fixed rate one year bond is a kind of financial instrument and a building society is like a small local bank.
They could have said Stirred not shaken.
Or was that a different spy either way it works
Anyone know the Welsh guys name?
Elis James
James Acaster to be the next Bond!
The first joke, I'm sorry what? 😂😂
Woo-woo is an alcoholic cocktail consisting of vodka, cranberry juice and peach schnapps (Archers)
Bloody hell 😂😂
now do you get it??
I sure do 😂
James '); DROP TABLE agents;-- Bond
Met Felt.
The Fool Nine Scotland Yards
VILLAIN: I WILL KILL YOU, BOND!!!!!
BOND: Not if I get replaced by another actor...
Oooooooh seven
Arthur Bloveilt? Wasn't he in ram jam?
"Thank you for the car, Q, but could I get a monster truck instead?"
OO-7
Poor sara
did Mock have like, an anti-endorsement from Southern Rail?? seemed like it was obligatory to take a shot in them in every one of these
This will be the last bond film
Gonna steal one from American WLIIA and say "No, thank you M, I'll take the Hyundai"
Very funny
i found about 4 of those comments amusing more Q jokes