What The Queen Didn't Say

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • In Her Christmas Message
    CREDIT : BBC
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  • @nickolaynickolov6641
    @nickolaynickolov6641 10 років тому +860

    He did catch everybody off-guard with that "haunted p*ssy" line, didn't he?

    • @AngelaRyanXX
      @AngelaRyanXX 4 роки тому +3

      Same old misogynist bullshit.

    • @happydogmachine
      @happydogmachine 4 роки тому +23

      Angela Ryan how is that misogynist In any way?

    • @mikehunt4830
      @mikehunt4830 4 роки тому +10

      @@AngelaRyanXX you have a man's name as you're last name, that's some misogyny right there

    • @AndersPuschel
      @AndersPuschel 4 роки тому

      ​@@mikehunt4830 Or transphobia.

    • @madabbafan
      @madabbafan 4 роки тому +7

      Dara thinkjng 'oh god they will never broadcast that one'

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 5 років тому +458

    The controversy over the _'haunted p*ssy'_ joke was just as funny.
    A female BBC presenter was grilling the head of the BBC over the joke and she kept repeating the offending line, making it sound like she was talking about herself.

    • @woodrobin
      @woodrobin 3 роки тому +61

      Considering one of the other jokes was the Queen admitting to having Princess Diana killed, that really says something about priorities: prudery apparently wins out over implied accusation of conspiracy to commit murder.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому +10

      @@woodrobin That's the influence of religion for you

    • @sulimanahmed116
      @sulimanahmed116 3 роки тому +16

      I believe the controversy was more over the fact the joke was so popular rather than the joke itself - I mean the Christmas roast joke more controversial in my view

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 2 роки тому +1

      @@SamuelBlack84 Influence of politics you mean

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому +1

      @@a.demifemiflapo5795 Same boring crap

  • @liamfry327
    @liamfry327 10 років тому +1147

    Russell Howard's laugh right before Hugh's first joke hahaha

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 років тому +437

    I love how High just gives up at the end. "No, I can't beat that."

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 років тому +518

    I thought David Mitchell was going to say _"It's at times like these when I think of those less fortunate that me, which, let's face it, is nearly everyone."_

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 7 років тому +13

      Would have been SO Mitchell-like. :)

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 5 років тому +11

      That's exactly it. Only he didn't have to say it all. We still got it. The Queen obviously realised quickly where she was heading 😊

    • @Eat-MyGoal
      @Eat-MyGoal 3 роки тому +3

      No, I think he decided to tell a joke instead....

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 роки тому +1

      I thought the “oh, fuck it” was him losing his train of thought, not actually part of the joke. Still funny either way.

  • @KCIAN2
    @KCIAN2 8 років тому +208

    "What the fuck are you staring at" XD

  • @jamesrobertson9012
    @jamesrobertson9012 2 роки тому +46

    That "my family and Harry" joke has a whole other meaning now

  • @andrewssportsden9396
    @andrewssportsden9396 7 років тому +650

    "Yum Yum. I've just eaten a swan" Hugh Dennis the most underrated MTW panelist

    • @googleaccofalex
      @googleaccofalex 7 років тому +93

      Andrew Furyk he's not underrated, he's nearly everyone's favourite

    • @samhorder2259
      @samhorder2259 6 років тому +4

      Andrew Furyk I think he's inconsistent, but that made me laugh a lot.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 6 років тому +16

      He’s not underrated, he’s 2nd best after Frankie.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +3

      Andrew Furyk he broke me at that 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 років тому +3

      He’s my second favourite after Frankie.
      Milton and Andy tie for 3rd.

  • @KT926
    @KT926 11 років тому +333

    "What the fuck are you staring at?"
    "Ha! You changed the channel and I'm still here fuckers!!"
    -The two best ones in the whole round XD

    • @autosystemsai
      @autosystemsai 6 років тому +5

      KT926 and Frankie's last one

    • @benblakemore745
      @benblakemore745 4 роки тому

      ancs28 a roast means someone fucking get mouth and someone doing her from behind

    • @JamieMillwall
      @JamieMillwall 4 роки тому

      eddiewinehosen it would make you happy to help just be the same person and be the jimmy of you you know you don’t know uiup up for a reason I didn’t usually go and then I’m just getting out to go union for you I usual ûulooooopoppopooo

    • @JamieMillwall
      @JamieMillwall 4 роки тому

      eddiewinehosen it would make you happy to help just be the same person and be the jimmy of you you know you don’t know uiup up for a reason I didn’t usually go and then I’m just getting out to go union for you I usual ûulooooopoppopoooo

  • @sammckinlay4821
    @sammckinlay4821 7 років тому +218

    Even Hugh was struggling to keep a straight face 😂😂😂

  • @thomasthetanderloin
    @thomasthetanderloin 4 роки тому +254

    0:46
    that joke came 9 years to early.

    • @shennyboi110
      @shennyboi110 4 роки тому +1

      Thomas Minten PREDICTEED!!!! 😂

    • @no.fourteen9316
      @no.fourteen9316 4 роки тому +1

      Can someone tell me what that joke means , i don’t get it 😂

    • @thomasthetanderloin
      @thomasthetanderloin 4 роки тому +3

      @@no.fourteen9316 you know, how harry has ditched the royal family and all...

    • @ciaranwalsh96
      @ciaranwalsh96 4 роки тому +17

      @@no.fourteen9316 Originally, it was a reference to rumours that Harry isn't Charles' son but rather James Hewitt's, who Diana allegedly had an affair with. Now of course it can be seen as predicting Harry stepping away from royal duties

    • @no.fourteen9316
      @no.fourteen9316 3 роки тому +3

      ciaranwalsh96 that’s the one i was looking for , thanks

  • @Fearaddict66
    @Fearaddict66 11 років тому +113

    It's unfair to the others that Frankie and Hugh are on a team together

  • @6695Christian
    @6695Christian 10 років тому +1281

    nobody does it quite like Frankie...

    • @laptop3421
      @laptop3421 9 років тому +3

      i don't understand this, could you explain this to me please?

    • @AsboJunior
      @AsboJunior 9 років тому +17

      Lap Top He's saying nobody does it (tells jokes) as good as frankie

    • @AD-mp6wl
      @AD-mp6wl 7 років тому +30

      Isaac Newton Oh so you're a fan as well?

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 6 років тому +30

      Isaac Newton You've clearly not really watched his stand-up all that much. And why should you? You don't like him. Now get back to liking what you like and shut the fuck up about it.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 років тому +15

      Frankie is a beast.
      Once he left it was basically up to Andy and Hugh to carry the show.
      Then Andy left, now Hugh and Dara have to carry the show in terms of funny.

  • @FelixMagnusBeast
    @FelixMagnusBeast 8 років тому +460

    1:10 that insane laugh.

    • @commandert5
      @commandert5 8 років тому +41

      I love high pitched laughs like that.

    • @ech-pi-el
      @ech-pi-el 7 років тому +22

      It's my fave part of this whole segment. I know that would be me if I was in a live audience

    • @Always_a_Duelist
      @Always_a_Duelist 5 років тому +5

      Every show has one or two in the audience 🙌

  • @sw33ts0ur4
    @sw33ts0ur4 5 років тому +22

    "Hmmm, hello Common Wealth! You're all Common and I've got all the wealth!"

  • @JoseRodriguez-uz7ym
    @JoseRodriguez-uz7ym 7 років тому +189

    I love how pleased Frankie looks with himself after he's dropped a killer joke, Frankie is the king of MTW

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG Рік тому +1

      Like the cat that got the cream.

  • @bigboredthing
    @bigboredthing 11 років тому +44

    Hugh's royalty impressions crack me up every time.

  • @GeneralGuitFiddle
    @GeneralGuitFiddle 12 років тому +15

    Frankie and Hugh are tied for my favourite. Frankie's more of a shocker, but Hugh has excellent delivery and those facial expressions.

  • @chewy5563
    @chewy5563 7 років тому +192

    And at the end of that round, Frankie is carted off the Tower Of London

    • @henderson023
      @henderson023 6 років тому +5

      Only decent place for a Glaswegian.

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion 5 років тому +1

      Worth it!

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +5

      He was rewarded with a day at a major tourist attraction? Awesome!

    • @timperry6948
      @timperry6948 4 роки тому +3

      Frankie Boyle doesn't give two shits what the Royal Family thinks.

    • @jonathanfraser321
      @jonathanfraser321 3 роки тому

      No but a couple of million licence payers who paid his towards his appearance fee do

  • @I_am_always_correct
    @I_am_always_correct 7 років тому +135

    "Welcome, welcome. Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor."

  • @LeftCleft
    @LeftCleft 12 років тому +19

    Frankie is possibly the only comedian on the mock the week who can literally make all the other comedians keel over in hysteria!

  • @BethersOhMaybe
    @BethersOhMaybe 12 років тому +19

    Whenever Hugh does something on the Royal family, it's always the best.
    But Russell as the Queen is always epic.

  • @alexandrahammatt4765
    @alexandrahammatt4765 10 років тому +216

    Russell Howard's "what have we done this year, oh yes tea-bagging, tried that for the first time" XD :'D

  • @Jason-lp5sx
    @Jason-lp5sx 6 років тому +5

    "What the fuck are you staring at?!" Hahaha gets funnier every time 😂😂

  • @KT926
    @KT926 12 років тому +69

    I'd say; "The day after the wedding, Miss Middleton asked me: what is the secret to a long marriage? And I said: Wear a seatbelt and don't fuck me around!!!"

  • @chewy5563
    @chewy5563 7 років тому +157

    The Week after this was film Frankie Boyle was tragically killed. In a car Accident in a road tunnel in Paris

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater 5 років тому +4

      Savage! 😂

    • @JustAGameShow
      @JustAGameShow 5 років тому

      Apparently all Paris got was another Road sign..

    • @kasibc
      @kasibc 4 роки тому +2

      Shadow Sweetheart you don't get comedy do you?

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 роки тому

      We can hope

  • @ShauNUFC1892
    @ShauNUFC1892 12 років тому +12

    Frankie's last two jokes were absolutely hilarious.. I cried! Hahahaha!

  • @jake2355
    @jake2355 5 років тому +15

    Hugh’s queen impression slays me

  • @ronmac9522
    @ronmac9522 5 років тому +22

    "It's been good to spend time with my family and Harry". Class.

  • @Polterfeist
    @Polterfeist 12 років тому +8

    "It's been good to spend some time with my family. And Harry." DEAD.

  • @BeakersAreCool
    @BeakersAreCool 5 років тому +10

    Love Dara's reaction to Frankie's last joke

  • @ElectiKye
    @ElectiKye 7 років тому +41

    'Are you paying too much for your car insurance' :')

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 років тому +305

    ''I had diahorrea earlier this year. The skid marks in my pants weren't as bad as the ones back in that tunnel in Paris''

    • @MikeyJMJ
      @MikeyJMJ 7 років тому +15

      Even Frankie Boyle would smile at that

    • @Softy372
      @Softy372 7 років тому +3

      Michael Langley I duno who u are but I see your comments on most of these clips....u should be on the show

    • @scottk1987
      @scottk1987 4 роки тому

      Pissed myself laughing at your joke

  • @siriuslyorion2975
    @siriuslyorion2975 4 роки тому +52

    "Edward stuffed the turkey this year. He seemed to be awfully good at it."
    Surprisingly topical stuff from 2011 Frankie Boyle

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +12

    ''God thank you saving me instead of that other Queen Freddie Mercury''

  • @anibaldk
    @anibaldk 2 роки тому +2

    Russell's reaction to Frankie's joke was like: We're so going to get canceled!

  • @animequeen20012003
    @animequeen20012003 12 років тому +2

    Although not born in Wales, Mark Watson used to deliver his act with a common Welsh accent which is not quite his own. He adopted it when he started stand-up comedy saying that it made him "more comfortable to be talking in a voice that I didn't quite recognise as my own". He has since reverted to his own accent.

  • @amyparkinson6319
    @amyparkinson6319 8 років тому +20

    not gonna lie
    I only watch these for the laughs and the cuteness that is Russell

  • @XxShroomsAnyonexX
    @XxShroomsAnyonexX 10 років тому +20

    oh my god i was in stitches from the last one!

  • @Artesian_mirage
    @Artesian_mirage 4 роки тому +2

    Hugh came out with the best one.... the Christmas "Roast" 😂

  • @williamernstoff
    @williamernstoff 5 років тому +9

    Hugh was brilliant in this one

  • @DesertCavalier
    @DesertCavalier 11 років тому +4

    Hugh's impression of the Queen is so. freakin'. amazing.

  • @fatguitarist
    @fatguitarist 12 років тому +3

    I watched Frankie's last bit over and over and still just cried so much.

  • @dan.h3mp566
    @dan.h3mp566 7 років тому +83

    Hugh and frankie are the best

  • @BIO2323
    @BIO2323 12 років тому +3

    Hughs impression is awesome. Howeber frankie boyle once again makes the best joke.

  • @MissShaunaBrophy
    @MissShaunaBrophy 12 років тому +3

    Love how Russell had to kneel down near the end!!xD

  • @soapysoappla942
    @soapysoappla942 7 років тому +206

    are u paying too much for ur car insurance

  • @SSVCloud
    @SSVCloud 3 роки тому +2

    Everyone talks about Haunted Pussy, and rightly so, but "Ha! You changed the channel and I'm still here, fuckers!" Really gets me.

  • @jinglejanglers7656
    @jinglejanglers7656 7 років тому +30

    Your call is important to us. Please hold the line.
    OR
    Surprise! I'm still not dead!

  • @jamesriley9921
    @jamesriley9921 11 років тому +1

    "I discovered way to do a Christmas roast. Phillip at the front and dear William bringing up the rear"

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames Рік тому +1

    “It’s been good to spend time with my family, and Harry”, never has that been more apt

  • @drkdsz
    @drkdsz 12 років тому +2

    Hugh Is the best impersonator :')
    And the insurance gets me everytime :P

  • @xWedGHead
    @xWedGHead 12 років тому +2

    This was by far the funniest Scenes we'd like to see ive ever watched, literally crying :'D

  • @prepare0yourself
    @prepare0yourself 12 років тому +2

    Hugh Dennis does an amazing impression of the Queen and Prince Phillip

  • @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan
    @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan Рік тому +1

    Russell after Frankie's last joke, "Oh dear God!" 😳😂.

  • @allieeekazam
    @allieeekazam 12 років тому +1

    I've loved spending time with my family.
    ..and Harry.

  • @fayehappiness
    @fayehappiness 11 років тому +38

    I don't know why frankie Boyle comes under so much fire for what he says. There is much worse stuff floating around and it's not like people don't know that that's his style. Personally, I found the haunted queen joke very funny.

  • @ssamanthatay
    @ssamanthatay 11 років тому +3

    the last joke, was fucking hilarious.
    frankie boyle, you unreal legend!

  • @unbornvii
    @unbornvii 12 років тому +1

    Hugh made the best impersonation ever !!!

  • @elgostine
    @elgostine 12 років тому +1

    i love the look on hughs face at the end, its like.. yup, cant top that..

  • @SchwarzundWeis
    @SchwarzundWeis 12 років тому +2

    Frankie destroyed it. Complete Victory XD

  • @hoss1962
    @hoss1962 11 років тому +1

    Yeah - he said he felt too "restricted". Mind you, if this was Boyle being restricted, I have no idea what he would do if had free reign ..:)

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 12 років тому +1

    this is probably one of my favourite mock the week videos ever.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 7 років тому +9

    Frankie you bloody legend

  • @doodlesack94uiui19
    @doodlesack94uiui19 4 роки тому +12

    0:45 Time traveler

  • @gedhoughton9523
    @gedhoughton9523 9 місяців тому

    Andy’s joke about Christmas pudding makes me piss myself! 🤣

  • @ZoroKingofHell86
    @ZoroKingofHell86 11 років тому

    and he would say thank you for the compliment!

  • @SeanR2212
    @SeanR2212 12 років тому +2

    Hugh does the best Queen voice, ever. :D

  • @RandomGothicFay
    @RandomGothicFay 12 років тому +1

    i love how all of them put on a highter toned voice

  • @coolsvilleowner
    @coolsvilleowner 11 років тому +1

    Frankie boyle you are a legend

  • @Tomg861
    @Tomg861 12 років тому +1

    I wish Frankie was still on Mock the Week and the BBC

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 років тому +32

    ''no thats not a crown on my head its my very posh christmas hat''

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 4 роки тому +1

    Dennis, Boyle and Mitchell fucking smashed this segment

  • @pilarq
    @pilarq 12 років тому +1

    This one is my favorite Scenes We'd Like to See. Frankie and Hugh were so right on.

  • @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
    @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169 5 років тому +1

    I always love that round, see how creative minded our panellists are...Love the Queen accents as well...Hugh and Russell pulled it off best i think...

  • @08sunbabe
    @08sunbabe 12 років тому +1

    i come for a laugh. i stay for the frankie joke. still has me nearly pissing in my pants every time

  • @Anon777omus
    @Anon777omus 11 років тому

    I liked Russ' Gollum impression after Frankie said his joke. XD

  • @teegam07
    @teegam07 12 років тому +1

    daras reactions makes frankie's last joke so much better

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 12 років тому +1

    oh gosh....hahahah....lmfao.....can't breathe.....love......frankie.....boyle! that last joke was the funniest joke i have ever heard in my entire life. love frankie to bits.

  • @adamedwards7520
    @adamedwards7520 Рік тому +1

    Well, Frankie's Harry joke aged like fine wine😅

  • @theblackprince1346
    @theblackprince1346 12 років тому +1

    hugh does the best queen voice

  • @lazymail
    @lazymail 9 років тому +62

    I laughed so much I was touching cloth

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 9 років тому +21

      He means he laughed so much he nearly shat himself.

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 7 років тому +12

      LiveHedgehog Thank you for the clarification

  • @IndianaJoel93
    @IndianaJoel93 11 років тому +1

    Hugh was running away with this one... until Frankie's last joke :L

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 років тому +1

    "I've just had my traditional Christmas roast...." 😝

  • @PBL187
    @PBL187 11 років тому +2

    @MsEngland2012 cant remember the entire joke but the punchline was "As boring as Anne Frank's diary" the audience groaned at tht, it was the same episode as the twin towers gag

  • @jakeavis4170
    @jakeavis4170 7 років тому +2

    It's at times like these that I think of those less... OH FUCK IT!

  • @21stCenturyAmarjotx3
    @21stCenturyAmarjotx3 12 років тому +2

    I actually cried during Frankie's last joke.

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 12 років тому +3

    "TO HONOUR MY FEAR OF RODENTS WE WILL WATCH *Flushed Away* AFTER I TALK ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES WITH Philip"

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 років тому +4

    0:06 had me riiiight there

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 12 років тому

    this is why british comedy is the best! love frankie to bits

  • @FenixFireborn
    @FenixFireborn 12 років тому +1

    Frankie is merciless, as always,

  • @Amadeus-ms9lt
    @Amadeus-ms9lt 7 років тому +14

    Frankie nailed it

  • @TheJoshSouthy
    @TheJoshSouthy 12 років тому

    Frankie actually won the round. FANTASTIC.

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 7 років тому +2

    I like Mark Watson's "Ergh..." after Frankie's last joke.

  • @bewmdogg
    @bewmdogg 3 роки тому +1

    Some people watch Mock the Week and go "THERE!!!! THERE IS WHERE I CAN BE OFFENDED!!!! now who do I complain to because i don't have a life

  • @corriedebeer799
    @corriedebeer799 3 роки тому

    It is at times like this the queen of England thinks about the less fortunate. She thinks of every other person in the world.

  • @MrJinjin10
    @MrJinjin10 13 років тому +1

    Frankie is a LEGEND!

  • @katherinnnnne
    @katherinnnnne 12 років тому +1

    Okay... I cried at the touched cloth bit, but the end joke just killed me

  • @MrXclusivemoe
    @MrXclusivemoe 12 років тому +1

    frankie is a legend

  • @jc-qd6be
    @jc-qd6be 6 років тому

    i wish we had this show in australia so funny the poms realy are the best at comedy