What The Queen Didn't Say

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  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
  • In Her Christmas Message
    CREDIT : BBC
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  • @nickolaynickolov6641
    @nickolaynickolov6641 10 років тому +867

    He did catch everybody off-guard with that "haunted p*ssy" line, didn't he?

    • @AngelaRyanXX
      @AngelaRyanXX 5 років тому +3

      Same old misogynist bullshit.

    • @happydogmachine
      @happydogmachine 5 років тому +23

      Angela Ryan how is that misogynist In any way?

    • @mikehunt4830
      @mikehunt4830 5 років тому +11

      @@AngelaRyanXX you have a man's name as you're last name, that's some misogyny right there

    • @AndersPuschel
      @AndersPuschel 5 років тому +1

      ​@@mikehunt4830 Or transphobia.

    • @madabbafan
      @madabbafan 5 років тому +8

      Dara thinkjng 'oh god they will never broadcast that one'

  • @liamfry327
    @liamfry327 11 років тому +1153

    Russell Howard's laugh right before Hugh's first joke hahaha

    • @bossman8805
      @bossman8805 5 років тому +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 4 роки тому +6

      He knew it was gonna be funny.

    • @kingaguero8633
      @kingaguero8633 3 роки тому +1

      im ur 1000 like ur welcome beyotch

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 років тому +440

    I love how High just gives up at the end. "No, I can't beat that."

  • @jamesrobertson9012
    @jamesrobertson9012 2 роки тому +53

    That "my family and Harry" joke has a whole other meaning now

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 5 років тому +469

    The controversy over the _'haunted p*ssy'_ joke was just as funny.
    A female BBC presenter was grilling the head of the BBC over the joke and she kept repeating the offending line, making it sound like she was talking about herself.

    • @woodrobin
      @woodrobin 4 роки тому +62

      Considering one of the other jokes was the Queen admitting to having Princess Diana killed, that really says something about priorities: prudery apparently wins out over implied accusation of conspiracy to commit murder.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 4 роки тому +11

      @@woodrobin That's the influence of religion for you

    • @sulimanahmed116
      @sulimanahmed116 3 роки тому +17

      I believe the controversy was more over the fact the joke was so popular rather than the joke itself - I mean the Christmas roast joke more controversial in my view

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 3 роки тому +1

      @@SamuelBlack84 Influence of politics you mean

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому +1

      @@a.demifemiflapo5795 Same boring crap

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 8 років тому +521

    I thought David Mitchell was going to say _"It's at times like these when I think of those less fortunate that me, which, let's face it, is nearly everyone."_

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 8 років тому +14

      Would have been SO Mitchell-like. :)

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 5 років тому +12

      That's exactly it. Only he didn't have to say it all. We still got it. The Queen obviously realised quickly where she was heading 😊

    • @Eat-MyGoal
      @Eat-MyGoal 4 роки тому +4

      No, I think he decided to tell a joke instead....

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +2

      I thought the “oh, fuck it” was him losing his train of thought, not actually part of the joke. Still funny either way.

  • @KCIAN2
    @KCIAN2 8 років тому +212

    "What the fuck are you staring at" XD

  • @andrewssportsden9396
    @andrewssportsden9396 8 років тому +651

    "Yum Yum. I've just eaten a swan" Hugh Dennis the most underrated MTW panelist

    • @googleaccofalex
      @googleaccofalex 8 років тому +93

      Andrew Furyk he's not underrated, he's nearly everyone's favourite

    • @samhorder2259
      @samhorder2259 6 років тому +4

      Andrew Furyk I think he's inconsistent, but that made me laugh a lot.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 6 років тому +16

      He’s not underrated, he’s 2nd best after Frankie.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +3

      Andrew Furyk he broke me at that 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 років тому +3

      He’s my second favourite after Frankie.
      Milton and Andy tie for 3rd.

  • @sammckinlay4821
    @sammckinlay4821 7 років тому +220

    Even Hugh was struggling to keep a straight face 😂😂😂

  • @KT926
    @KT926 11 років тому +336

    "What the fuck are you staring at?"
    "Ha! You changed the channel and I'm still here fuckers!!"
    -The two best ones in the whole round XD

    • @ShortsSocials
      @ShortsSocials 6 років тому +5

      KT926 and Frankie's last one

    • @benblakemore745
      @benblakemore745 5 років тому

      ancs28 a roast means someone fucking get mouth and someone doing her from behind

    • @JamieMillwall
      @JamieMillwall 5 років тому

      eddiewinehosen it would make you happy to help just be the same person and be the jimmy of you you know you don’t know uiup up for a reason I didn’t usually go and then I’m just getting out to go union for you I usual ûulooooopoppopooo

    • @JamieMillwall
      @JamieMillwall 5 років тому

      eddiewinehosen it would make you happy to help just be the same person and be the jimmy of you you know you don’t know uiup up for a reason I didn’t usually go and then I’m just getting out to go union for you I usual ûulooooopoppopoooo

  • @thomasthetanderloin
    @thomasthetanderloin 5 років тому +256

    0:46
    that joke came 9 years to early.

    • @shennyboi110
      @shennyboi110 4 роки тому +1

      Thomas Minten PREDICTEED!!!! 😂

    • @no.fourteen9316
      @no.fourteen9316 4 роки тому +1

      Can someone tell me what that joke means , i don’t get it 😂

    • @thomasthetanderloin
      @thomasthetanderloin 4 роки тому +3

      @@no.fourteen9316 you know, how harry has ditched the royal family and all...

    • @ciaranwalsh96
      @ciaranwalsh96 4 роки тому +17

      @@no.fourteen9316 Originally, it was a reference to rumours that Harry isn't Charles' son but rather James Hewitt's, who Diana allegedly had an affair with. Now of course it can be seen as predicting Harry stepping away from royal duties

    • @no.fourteen9316
      @no.fourteen9316 4 роки тому +3

      ciaranwalsh96 that’s the one i was looking for , thanks

  • @bigboredthing
    @bigboredthing 11 років тому +45

    Hugh's royalty impressions crack me up every time.

  • @Fearaddict66
    @Fearaddict66 11 років тому +115

    It's unfair to the others that Frankie and Hugh are on a team together

  • @JoseRodriguez-uz7ym
    @JoseRodriguez-uz7ym 7 років тому +191

    I love how pleased Frankie looks with himself after he's dropped a killer joke, Frankie is the king of MTW

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG Рік тому +1

      Like the cat that got the cream.

  • @GeneralGuitFiddle
    @GeneralGuitFiddle 13 років тому +15

    Frankie and Hugh are tied for my favourite. Frankie's more of a shocker, but Hugh has excellent delivery and those facial expressions.

  • @FelixMagnusBeast
    @FelixMagnusBeast 8 років тому +460

    1:10 that insane laugh.

    • @commandert5
      @commandert5 8 років тому +42

      I love high pitched laughs like that.

    • @ech-pi-el
      @ech-pi-el 7 років тому +23

      It's my fave part of this whole segment. I know that would be me if I was in a live audience

    • @Andrew_Mannstein
      @Andrew_Mannstein 6 років тому +5

      Every show has one or two in the audience 🙌

  • @sw33ts0ur4
    @sw33ts0ur4 5 років тому +22

    "Hmmm, hello Common Wealth! You're all Common and I've got all the wealth!"

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames Рік тому +3

    “It’s been good to spend time with my family, and Harry”, never has that been more apt

  • @I_am_always_correct
    @I_am_always_correct 8 років тому +135

    "Welcome, welcome. Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor."

  • @BethersOhMaybe
    @BethersOhMaybe 13 років тому +19

    Whenever Hugh does something on the Royal family, it's always the best.
    But Russell as the Queen is always epic.

  • @6695Christian
    @6695Christian 10 років тому +1279

    nobody does it quite like Frankie...

    • @laptop3421
      @laptop3421 10 років тому +4

      i don't understand this, could you explain this to me please?

    • @AsboJunior
      @AsboJunior 9 років тому +18

      Lap Top He's saying nobody does it (tells jokes) as good as frankie

    • @AD-mp6wl
      @AD-mp6wl 7 років тому +31

      Isaac Newton Oh so you're a fan as well?

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 6 років тому +31

      Isaac Newton You've clearly not really watched his stand-up all that much. And why should you? You don't like him. Now get back to liking what you like and shut the fuck up about it.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 років тому +15

      Frankie is a beast.
      Once he left it was basically up to Andy and Hugh to carry the show.
      Then Andy left, now Hugh and Dara have to carry the show in terms of funny.

  • @LeftCleft
    @LeftCleft 12 років тому +20

    Frankie is possibly the only comedian on the mock the week who can literally make all the other comedians keel over in hysteria!

  • @chewy5563
    @chewy5563 7 років тому +194

    And at the end of that round, Frankie is carted off the Tower Of London

    • @henderson023
      @henderson023 6 років тому +5

      Only decent place for a Glaswegian.

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion 6 років тому +1

      Worth it!

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому +5

      He was rewarded with a day at a major tourist attraction? Awesome!

    • @timperry6948
      @timperry6948 4 роки тому +4

      Frankie Boyle doesn't give two shits what the Royal Family thinks.

    • @jonathanfraser321
      @jonathanfraser321 4 роки тому

      No but a couple of million licence payers who paid his towards his appearance fee do

  • @jake2355
    @jake2355 6 років тому +15

    Hugh’s queen impression slays me

  • @ShauNUFC1892
    @ShauNUFC1892 13 років тому +12

    Frankie's last two jokes were absolutely hilarious.. I cried! Hahahaha!

  • @BeakersAreCool
    @BeakersAreCool 5 років тому +10

    Love Dara's reaction to Frankie's last joke

  • @ronmac9522
    @ronmac9522 5 років тому +22

    "It's been good to spend time with my family and Harry". Class.

  • @alexandrahammatt4765
    @alexandrahammatt4765 10 років тому +216

    Russell Howard's "what have we done this year, oh yes tea-bagging, tried that for the first time" XD :'D

  • @DesertCavalier
    @DesertCavalier 11 років тому +5

    Hugh's impression of the Queen is so. freakin'. amazing.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +12

    ''God thank you saving me instead of that other Queen Freddie Mercury''

  • @fatguitarist
    @fatguitarist 13 років тому +3

    I watched Frankie's last bit over and over and still just cried so much.

  • @dan.h3mp566
    @dan.h3mp566 7 років тому +84

    Hugh and frankie are the best

  • @Jason-lp5sx
    @Jason-lp5sx 6 років тому +5

    "What the fuck are you staring at?!" Hahaha gets funnier every time 😂😂

  • @KT926
    @KT926 13 років тому +70

    I'd say; "The day after the wedding, Miss Middleton asked me: what is the secret to a long marriage? And I said: Wear a seatbelt and don't fuck me around!!!"

  • @XxShroomsAnyonexX
    @XxShroomsAnyonexX 10 років тому +20

    oh my god i was in stitches from the last one!

  • @BIO2323
    @BIO2323 13 років тому +4

    Hughs impression is awesome. Howeber frankie boyle once again makes the best joke.

  • @Polterfeist
    @Polterfeist 12 років тому +8

    "It's been good to spend some time with my family. And Harry." DEAD.

  • @animequeen20012003
    @animequeen20012003 12 років тому +2

    Although not born in Wales, Mark Watson used to deliver his act with a common Welsh accent which is not quite his own. He adopted it when he started stand-up comedy saying that it made him "more comfortable to be talking in a voice that I didn't quite recognise as my own". He has since reverted to his own accent.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 років тому +304

    ''I had diahorrea earlier this year. The skid marks in my pants weren't as bad as the ones back in that tunnel in Paris''

    • @MikeyJMJ
      @MikeyJMJ 7 років тому +16

      Even Frankie Boyle would smile at that

    • @Softy372
      @Softy372 7 років тому +3

      Michael Langley I duno who u are but I see your comments on most of these clips....u should be on the show

    • @scottk1987
      @scottk1987 5 років тому

      Pissed myself laughing at your joke

  • @amyparkinson6319
    @amyparkinson6319 9 років тому +20

    not gonna lie
    I only watch these for the laughs and the cuteness that is Russell

  • @ElectiKye
    @ElectiKye 7 років тому +41

    'Are you paying too much for your car insurance' :')

  • @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan
    @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan Рік тому +1

    Russell after Frankie's last joke, "Oh dear God!" 😳😂.

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 13 років тому +1

    this is probably one of my favourite mock the week videos ever.

  • @williamernstoff
    @williamernstoff 6 років тому +10

    Hugh was brilliant in this one

  • @chewy5563
    @chewy5563 7 років тому +157

    The Week after this was film Frankie Boyle was tragically killed. In a car Accident in a road tunnel in Paris

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater 5 років тому +4

      Savage! 😂

    • @JustAGameShow
      @JustAGameShow 5 років тому

      Apparently all Paris got was another Road sign..

    • @kasibc
      @kasibc 4 роки тому +2

      Shadow Sweetheart you don't get comedy do you?

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 роки тому

      We can hope

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 7 років тому +9

    Frankie you bloody legend

  • @MissShaunaBrophy
    @MissShaunaBrophy 13 років тому +3

    Love how Russell had to kneel down near the end!!xD

  • @kevinwilson1544
    @kevinwilson1544 12 років тому +2

    Dara O'briain is the host, Frankie Boyle is the short haired Scotsman with glasses, Hugh Dennis is the older guy who told the joke about the swan, Russel Howard is the young blond guy, Andy Parsons is the bald gentleman, Mark Watson is the Welshman and David Mitchel is the slightly tubby posh one.

  • @Artesian_mirage
    @Artesian_mirage 4 роки тому +2

    Hugh came out with the best one.... the Christmas "Roast" 😂

  • @anibaldk
    @anibaldk 2 роки тому +2

    Russell's reaction to Frankie's joke was like: We're so going to get canceled!

  • @SSVCloud
    @SSVCloud 4 роки тому +2

    Everyone talks about Haunted Pussy, and rightly so, but "Ha! You changed the channel and I'm still here, fuckers!" Really gets me.

  • @corriedebeer799
    @corriedebeer799 3 роки тому

    It is at times like this the queen of England thinks about the less fortunate. She thinks of every other person in the world.

  • @unbornvii
    @unbornvii 13 років тому +1

    Hugh made the best impersonation ever !!!

  • @xWedGHead
    @xWedGHead 13 років тому +2

    This was by far the funniest Scenes we'd like to see ive ever watched, literally crying :'D

  • @allieeekazam
    @allieeekazam 12 років тому +1

    I've loved spending time with my family.
    ..and Harry.

  • @wackyworldz
    @wackyworldz 12 років тому

    Thanks for the clarity TheronC2. Its much appreciated.

  • @drkdsz
    @drkdsz 13 років тому +2

    Hugh Is the best impersonator :')
    And the insurance gets me everytime :P

  • @prepare0yourself
    @prepare0yourself 12 років тому +2

    Hugh Dennis does an amazing impression of the Queen and Prince Phillip

  • @elgostine
    @elgostine 13 років тому +1

    i love the look on hughs face at the end, its like.. yup, cant top that..

  • @doodlesack94uiui19
    @doodlesack94uiui19 5 років тому +13

    0:45 Time traveler

  • @jinglejanglers7656
    @jinglejanglers7656 8 років тому +30

    Your call is important to us. Please hold the line.
    OR
    Surprise! I'm still not dead!

  • @soapysoappla942
    @soapysoappla942 8 років тому +206

    are u paying too much for ur car insurance

  • @siriuslyorion2975
    @siriuslyorion2975 5 років тому +52

    "Edward stuffed the turkey this year. He seemed to be awfully good at it."
    Surprisingly topical stuff from 2011 Frankie Boyle

  • @ZoroKingofHell86
    @ZoroKingofHell86 12 років тому

    and he would say thank you for the compliment!

  • @SeanR2212
    @SeanR2212 12 років тому +2

    Hugh does the best Queen voice, ever. :D

  • @teegam07
    @teegam07 12 років тому +1

    daras reactions makes frankie's last joke so much better

  • @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
    @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169 5 років тому +1

    I always love that round, see how creative minded our panellists are...Love the Queen accents as well...Hugh and Russell pulled it off best i think...

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 13 років тому +2

    He didn't get sacked from the show, he left Mock The Week to concentrate on other TV shows like his own show Tramadol Nights

  • @DemonNeil
    @DemonNeil 2 роки тому

    Legendary.

  • @pilarq
    @pilarq 13 років тому +1

    This one is my favorite Scenes We'd Like to See. Frankie and Hugh were so right on.

  • @RandomGothicFay
    @RandomGothicFay 13 років тому +1

    i love how all of them put on a highter toned voice

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 років тому +32

    ''no thats not a crown on my head its my very posh christmas hat''

  • @richardcochrane1966
    @richardcochrane1966 2 роки тому

    2:34 Dara reacting, as if to say "and that's the end of my TV career!"

  • @caieraD
    @caieraD 13 років тому

    I love how much Russel seems to respect Frankie

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 12 років тому +1

    oh gosh....hahahah....lmfao.....can't breathe.....love......frankie.....boyle! that last joke was the funniest joke i have ever heard in my entire life. love frankie to bits.

  • @wisniorek
    @wisniorek 12 років тому +1

    Hugh is a master impersonator!!!

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 12 років тому

    this is why british comedy is the best! love frankie to bits

  • @ssamanthatay
    @ssamanthatay 11 років тому +3

    the last joke, was fucking hilarious.
    frankie boyle, you unreal legend!

  • @fayehappiness
    @fayehappiness 11 років тому +38

    I don't know why frankie Boyle comes under so much fire for what he says. There is much worse stuff floating around and it's not like people don't know that that's his style. Personally, I found the haunted queen joke very funny.

  • @21stCenturyAmarjotx3
    @21stCenturyAmarjotx3 13 років тому +2

    I actually cried during Frankie's last joke.

  • @NoosaHeads
    @NoosaHeads 5 років тому

    Crossed the line...
    No need to insult our monarch.

    • @martenkats6915
      @martenkats6915 5 років тому +2

      This is satire. Get over it, you snowflake.
      And I've got nothing against insulting an outdated institution of a bunch of useless scroungers, the monarchy.

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому

      It must be awful to live in a country where you aren't allowed to criticise your head of state. I hope you're managing to get enough food over there in North Korea.

  • @lazymail
    @lazymail 10 років тому +62

    I laughed so much I was touching cloth

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 10 років тому +22

      He means he laughed so much he nearly shat himself.

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 7 років тому +13

      LiveHedgehog Thank you for the clarification

  • @jamesriley9921
    @jamesriley9921 12 років тому +1

    "I discovered way to do a Christmas roast. Phillip at the front and dear William bringing up the rear"

  • @padstowphantom
    @padstowphantom 3 роки тому +3

    The band was Showaddywaddy

  • @ChequeTwice
    @ChequeTwice Рік тому

    Andy’s joke about Christmas pudding makes me piss myself! 🤣

  • @katherinnnnne
    @katherinnnnne 13 років тому +1

    Okay... I cried at the touched cloth bit, but the end joke just killed me

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 років тому +4

    0:06 had me riiiight there

  • @bewmdogg
    @bewmdogg 3 роки тому +1

    Some people watch Mock the Week and go "THERE!!!! THERE IS WHERE I CAN BE OFFENDED!!!! now who do I complain to because i don't have a life

  • @Tomg861
    @Tomg861 12 років тому +1

    I wish Frankie was still on Mock the Week and the BBC

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 7 років тому +5

    Frankie and Hugh. Best 2

  • @D4K44R1
    @D4K44R1 11 років тому +1

    He is so Scottish. It's brilliant!

  • @coolsvilleowner
    @coolsvilleowner 12 років тому +1

    Frankie boyle you are a legend

  • @TheJoshSouthy
    @TheJoshSouthy 13 років тому

    Frankie actually won the round. FANTASTIC.

  • @jc-qd6be
    @jc-qd6be 6 років тому

    i wish we had this show in australia so funny the poms realy are the best at comedy

  • @popazz1
    @popazz1 11 років тому

    " This year,as my Family & I sat around the tree opening gifts I thought to myself,PLEASE,let someone have bought me the latest Mock the Week compilation dvd ".

  • @theblackprince1346
    @theblackprince1346 13 років тому +1

    hugh does the best queen voice

  • @reddexred
    @reddexred 13 років тому

    OMG Frankie....... i love you Brits you take the piss out on everyone your selves included...
    Brilliant!

  • @MrJinjin10
    @MrJinjin10 13 років тому +1

    Frankie is a LEGEND!

  • @adamedwards7520
    @adamedwards7520 Рік тому +2

    Well, Frankie's Harry joke aged like fine wine😅

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 13 років тому +3

    "TO HONOUR MY FEAR OF RODENTS WE WILL WATCH *Flushed Away* AFTER I TALK ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES WITH Philip"