What The Queen Didn't Say

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  • @nickolaynickolov6641
    @nickolaynickolov6641 10 років тому +867

    He did catch everybody off-guard with that "haunted p*ssy" line, didn't he?

    • @AngelaRyanXX
      @AngelaRyanXX 5 років тому +3

      Same old misogynist bullshit.

    • @happydogmachine
      @happydogmachine 5 років тому +23

      Angela Ryan how is that misogynist In any way?

    • @mikehunt4830
      @mikehunt4830 5 років тому +11

      @@AngelaRyanXX you have a man's name as you're last name, that's some misogyny right there

    • @AndersPuschel
      @AndersPuschel 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@mikehunt4830 Or transphobia.

    • @madabbafan
      @madabbafan 4 роки тому +7

      Dara thinkjng 'oh god they will never broadcast that one'

  • @liamfry327
    @liamfry327 10 років тому +1151

    Russell Howard's laugh right before Hugh's first joke hahaha

    • @bossman8805
      @bossman8805 5 років тому +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 4 роки тому +6

      He knew it was gonna be funny.

    • @kingaguero8633
      @kingaguero8633 3 роки тому +1

      im ur 1000 like ur welcome beyotch

  • @KCIAN2
    @KCIAN2 8 років тому +211

    "What the fuck are you staring at" XD

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 років тому +440

    I love how High just gives up at the end. "No, I can't beat that."

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 5 років тому +468

    The controversy over the _'haunted p*ssy'_ joke was just as funny.
    A female BBC presenter was grilling the head of the BBC over the joke and she kept repeating the offending line, making it sound like she was talking about herself.

    • @woodrobin
      @woodrobin 4 роки тому +62

      Considering one of the other jokes was the Queen admitting to having Princess Diana killed, that really says something about priorities: prudery apparently wins out over implied accusation of conspiracy to commit murder.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому +11

      @@woodrobin That's the influence of religion for you

    • @sulimanahmed116
      @sulimanahmed116 3 роки тому +17

      I believe the controversy was more over the fact the joke was so popular rather than the joke itself - I mean the Christmas roast joke more controversial in my view

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 3 роки тому +1

      @@SamuelBlack84 Influence of politics you mean

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому +1

      @@a.demifemiflapo5795 Same boring crap

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 8 років тому +522

    I thought David Mitchell was going to say _"It's at times like these when I think of those less fortunate that me, which, let's face it, is nearly everyone."_

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 8 років тому +14

      Would have been SO Mitchell-like. :)

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 5 років тому +12

      That's exactly it. Only he didn't have to say it all. We still got it. The Queen obviously realised quickly where she was heading 😊

    • @Eat-MyGoal
      @Eat-MyGoal 4 роки тому +4

      No, I think he decided to tell a joke instead....

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +2

      I thought the “oh, fuck it” was him losing his train of thought, not actually part of the joke. Still funny either way.

  • @KT926
    @KT926 11 років тому +336

    "What the fuck are you staring at?"
    "Ha! You changed the channel and I'm still here fuckers!!"
    -The two best ones in the whole round XD

    • @StoicFabless
      @StoicFabless 6 років тому +5

      KT926 and Frankie's last one

    • @benblakemore745
      @benblakemore745 5 років тому

      ancs28 a roast means someone fucking get mouth and someone doing her from behind

    • @JamieMillwall
      @JamieMillwall 5 років тому

      eddiewinehosen it would make you happy to help just be the same person and be the jimmy of you you know you don’t know uiup up for a reason I didn’t usually go and then I’m just getting out to go union for you I usual ûulooooopoppopooo

    • @JamieMillwall
      @JamieMillwall 5 років тому

      eddiewinehosen it would make you happy to help just be the same person and be the jimmy of you you know you don’t know uiup up for a reason I didn’t usually go and then I’m just getting out to go union for you I usual ûulooooopoppopoooo

  • @jamesrobertson9012
    @jamesrobertson9012 2 роки тому +51

    That "my family and Harry" joke has a whole other meaning now

  • @thomasthetanderloin
    @thomasthetanderloin 4 роки тому +256

    0:46
    that joke came 9 years to early.

    • @shennyboi110
      @shennyboi110 4 роки тому +1

      Thomas Minten PREDICTEED!!!! 😂

    • @no.fourteen9316
      @no.fourteen9316 4 роки тому +1

      Can someone tell me what that joke means , i don’t get it 😂

    • @thomasthetanderloin
      @thomasthetanderloin 4 роки тому +3

      @@no.fourteen9316 you know, how harry has ditched the royal family and all...

    • @ciaranwalsh96
      @ciaranwalsh96 4 роки тому +17

      @@no.fourteen9316 Originally, it was a reference to rumours that Harry isn't Charles' son but rather James Hewitt's, who Diana allegedly had an affair with. Now of course it can be seen as predicting Harry stepping away from royal duties

    • @no.fourteen9316
      @no.fourteen9316 4 роки тому +3

      ciaranwalsh96 that’s the one i was looking for , thanks

  • @andrewssportsden9396
    @andrewssportsden9396 8 років тому +650

    "Yum Yum. I've just eaten a swan" Hugh Dennis the most underrated MTW panelist

    • @googleaccofalex
      @googleaccofalex 8 років тому +93

      Andrew Furyk he's not underrated, he's nearly everyone's favourite

    • @samhorder2259
      @samhorder2259 6 років тому +4

      Andrew Furyk I think he's inconsistent, but that made me laugh a lot.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 6 років тому +16

      He’s not underrated, he’s 2nd best after Frankie.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +3

      Andrew Furyk he broke me at that 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 років тому +3

      He’s my second favourite after Frankie.
      Milton and Andy tie for 3rd.

  • @sammckinlay4821
    @sammckinlay4821 7 років тому +220

    Even Hugh was struggling to keep a straight face 😂😂😂

  • @6695Christian
    @6695Christian 10 років тому +1280

    nobody does it quite like Frankie...

    • @laptop3421
      @laptop3421 10 років тому +4

      i don't understand this, could you explain this to me please?

    • @AsboJunior
      @AsboJunior 9 років тому +18

      Lap Top He's saying nobody does it (tells jokes) as good as frankie

    • @AD-mp6wl
      @AD-mp6wl 7 років тому +31

      Isaac Newton Oh so you're a fan as well?

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 6 років тому +31

      Isaac Newton You've clearly not really watched his stand-up all that much. And why should you? You don't like him. Now get back to liking what you like and shut the fuck up about it.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 років тому +15

      Frankie is a beast.
      Once he left it was basically up to Andy and Hugh to carry the show.
      Then Andy left, now Hugh and Dara have to carry the show in terms of funny.

  • @FelixMagnusBeast
    @FelixMagnusBeast 8 років тому +460

    1:10 that insane laugh.

    • @commandert5
      @commandert5 8 років тому +42

      I love high pitched laughs like that.

    • @ech-pi-el
      @ech-pi-el 7 років тому +23

      It's my fave part of this whole segment. I know that would be me if I was in a live audience

    • @Andrew_Mannstein
      @Andrew_Mannstein 6 років тому +5

      Every show has one or two in the audience 🙌

  • @Fearaddict66
    @Fearaddict66 11 років тому +115

    It's unfair to the others that Frankie and Hugh are on a team together

  • @bigboredthing
    @bigboredthing 11 років тому +45

    Hugh's royalty impressions crack me up every time.

  • @GeneralGuitFiddle
    @GeneralGuitFiddle 13 років тому +15

    Frankie and Hugh are tied for my favourite. Frankie's more of a shocker, but Hugh has excellent delivery and those facial expressions.

  • @sw33ts0ur4
    @sw33ts0ur4 5 років тому +22

    "Hmmm, hello Common Wealth! You're all Common and I've got all the wealth!"

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames Рік тому +2

    “It’s been good to spend time with my family, and Harry”, never has that been more apt

  • @JoseRodriguez-uz7ym
    @JoseRodriguez-uz7ym 7 років тому +191

    I love how pleased Frankie looks with himself after he's dropped a killer joke, Frankie is the king of MTW

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG Рік тому +1

      Like the cat that got the cream.

  • @alexandrahammatt4765
    @alexandrahammatt4765 10 років тому +216

    Russell Howard's "what have we done this year, oh yes tea-bagging, tried that for the first time" XD :'D

  • @LeftCleft
    @LeftCleft 12 років тому +20

    Frankie is possibly the only comedian on the mock the week who can literally make all the other comedians keel over in hysteria!

  • @chewy5563
    @chewy5563 7 років тому +194

    And at the end of that round, Frankie is carted off the Tower Of London

    • @henderson023
      @henderson023 6 років тому +5

      Only decent place for a Glaswegian.

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion 5 років тому +1

      Worth it!

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому +5

      He was rewarded with a day at a major tourist attraction? Awesome!

    • @timperry6948
      @timperry6948 4 роки тому +3

      Frankie Boyle doesn't give two shits what the Royal Family thinks.

    • @jonathanfraser321
      @jonathanfraser321 4 роки тому

      No but a couple of million licence payers who paid his towards his appearance fee do

  • @I_am_always_correct
    @I_am_always_correct 8 років тому +135

    "Welcome, welcome. Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor."

  • @KT926
    @KT926 12 років тому +70

    I'd say; "The day after the wedding, Miss Middleton asked me: what is the secret to a long marriage? And I said: Wear a seatbelt and don't fuck me around!!!"

  • @ShauNUFC1892
    @ShauNUFC1892 13 років тому +12

    Frankie's last two jokes were absolutely hilarious.. I cried! Hahahaha!

  • @BethersOhMaybe
    @BethersOhMaybe 13 років тому +19

    Whenever Hugh does something on the Royal family, it's always the best.
    But Russell as the Queen is always epic.

  • @Jason-lp5sx
    @Jason-lp5sx 6 років тому +5

    "What the fuck are you staring at?!" Hahaha gets funnier every time 😂😂

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 років тому +304

    ''I had diahorrea earlier this year. The skid marks in my pants weren't as bad as the ones back in that tunnel in Paris''

    • @MikeyJMJ
      @MikeyJMJ 7 років тому +16

      Even Frankie Boyle would smile at that

    • @Softy372
      @Softy372 7 років тому +3

      Michael Langley I duno who u are but I see your comments on most of these clips....u should be on the show

    • @scottk1987
      @scottk1987 5 років тому

      Pissed myself laughing at your joke

  • @dan.h3mp566
    @dan.h3mp566 7 років тому +83

    Hugh and frankie are the best

  • @ronmac9522
    @ronmac9522 5 років тому +22

    "It's been good to spend time with my family and Harry". Class.

  • @chewy5563
    @chewy5563 7 років тому +157

    The Week after this was film Frankie Boyle was tragically killed. In a car Accident in a road tunnel in Paris

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater 5 років тому +4

      Savage! 😂

    • @JustAGameShow
      @JustAGameShow 5 років тому

      Apparently all Paris got was another Road sign..

    • @kasibc
      @kasibc 4 роки тому +2

      Shadow Sweetheart you don't get comedy do you?

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 роки тому

      We can hope

  • @SSVCloud
    @SSVCloud 3 роки тому +2

    Everyone talks about Haunted Pussy, and rightly so, but "Ha! You changed the channel and I'm still here, fuckers!" Really gets me.

  • @jake2355
    @jake2355 5 років тому +15

    Hugh’s queen impression slays me

  • @ElectiKye
    @ElectiKye 7 років тому +41

    'Are you paying too much for your car insurance' :')

  • @Polterfeist
    @Polterfeist 12 років тому +8

    "It's been good to spend some time with my family. And Harry." DEAD.

  • @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan
    @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan Рік тому +1

    Russell after Frankie's last joke, "Oh dear God!" 😳😂.

  • @BeakersAreCool
    @BeakersAreCool 5 років тому +10

    Love Dara's reaction to Frankie's last joke

  • @fatguitarist
    @fatguitarist 13 років тому +3

    I watched Frankie's last bit over and over and still just cried so much.

  • @soapysoappla942
    @soapysoappla942 8 років тому +206

    are u paying too much for ur car insurance

  • @siriuslyorion2975
    @siriuslyorion2975 5 років тому +52

    "Edward stuffed the turkey this year. He seemed to be awfully good at it."
    Surprisingly topical stuff from 2011 Frankie Boyle

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +12

    ''God thank you saving me instead of that other Queen Freddie Mercury''

  • @kevinwilson1544
    @kevinwilson1544 12 років тому +2

    Dara O'briain is the host, Frankie Boyle is the short haired Scotsman with glasses, Hugh Dennis is the older guy who told the joke about the swan, Russel Howard is the young blond guy, Andy Parsons is the bald gentleman, Mark Watson is the Welshman and David Mitchel is the slightly tubby posh one.

  • @BIO2323
    @BIO2323 13 років тому +3

    Hughs impression is awesome. Howeber frankie boyle once again makes the best joke.

  • @XxShroomsAnyonexX
    @XxShroomsAnyonexX 10 років тому +20

    oh my god i was in stitches from the last one!

  • @wackyworldz
    @wackyworldz 12 років тому

    Thanks for the clarity TheronC2. Its much appreciated.

  • @animequeen20012003
    @animequeen20012003 12 років тому +2

    Although not born in Wales, Mark Watson used to deliver his act with a common Welsh accent which is not quite his own. He adopted it when he started stand-up comedy saying that it made him "more comfortable to be talking in a voice that I didn't quite recognise as my own". He has since reverted to his own accent.

  • @Artesian_mirage
    @Artesian_mirage 4 роки тому +2

    Hugh came out with the best one.... the Christmas "Roast" 😂

  • @drkdsz
    @drkdsz 13 років тому +2

    Hugh Is the best impersonator :')
    And the insurance gets me everytime :P

  • @xWedGHead
    @xWedGHead 13 років тому +2

    This was by far the funniest Scenes we'd like to see ive ever watched, literally crying :'D

  • @williamernstoff
    @williamernstoff 5 років тому +9

    Hugh was brilliant in this one

  • @DesertCavalier
    @DesertCavalier 11 років тому +4

    Hugh's impression of the Queen is so. freakin'. amazing.

  • @MissShaunaBrophy
    @MissShaunaBrophy 13 років тому +3

    Love how Russell had to kneel down near the end!!xD

  • @amyparkinson6319
    @amyparkinson6319 8 років тому +20

    not gonna lie
    I only watch these for the laughs and the cuteness that is Russell

  • @allieeekazam
    @allieeekazam 12 років тому +1

    I've loved spending time with my family.
    ..and Harry.

  • @richardcochrane1966
    @richardcochrane1966 2 роки тому

    2:34 Dara reacting, as if to say "and that's the end of my TV career!"

  • @anibaldk
    @anibaldk 2 роки тому +2

    Russell's reaction to Frankie's joke was like: We're so going to get canceled!

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 13 років тому +1

    this is probably one of my favourite mock the week videos ever.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 7 років тому +9

    Frankie you bloody legend

  • @jinglejanglers7656
    @jinglejanglers7656 8 років тому +30

    Your call is important to us. Please hold the line.
    OR
    Surprise! I'm still not dead!

  • @unbornvii
    @unbornvii 12 років тому +1

    Hugh made the best impersonation ever !!!

  • @gedhoughton9523
    @gedhoughton9523 Рік тому

    Andy’s joke about Christmas pudding makes me piss myself! 🤣

  • @SeanR2212
    @SeanR2212 12 років тому +2

    Hugh does the best Queen voice, ever. :D

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 12 років тому +2

    He didn't get sacked from the show, he left Mock The Week to concentrate on other TV shows like his own show Tramadol Nights

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 12 років тому +1

    oh gosh....hahahah....lmfao.....can't breathe.....love......frankie.....boyle! that last joke was the funniest joke i have ever heard in my entire life. love frankie to bits.

  • @elgostine
    @elgostine 13 років тому +1

    i love the look on hughs face at the end, its like.. yup, cant top that..

  • @ssamanthatay
    @ssamanthatay 11 років тому +3

    the last joke, was fucking hilarious.
    frankie boyle, you unreal legend!

  • @prepare0yourself
    @prepare0yourself 12 років тому +2

    Hugh Dennis does an amazing impression of the Queen and Prince Phillip

  • @lazymail
    @lazymail 10 років тому +62

    I laughed so much I was touching cloth

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 10 років тому +22

      He means he laughed so much he nearly shat himself.

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 7 років тому +13

      LiveHedgehog Thank you for the clarification

  • @pilarq
    @pilarq 12 років тому +1

    This one is my favorite Scenes We'd Like to See. Frankie and Hugh were so right on.

  • @fayehappiness
    @fayehappiness 11 років тому +38

    I don't know why frankie Boyle comes under so much fire for what he says. There is much worse stuff floating around and it's not like people don't know that that's his style. Personally, I found the haunted queen joke very funny.

  • @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
    @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169 5 років тому +1

    I always love that round, see how creative minded our panellists are...Love the Queen accents as well...Hugh and Russell pulled it off best i think...

  • @doodlesack94uiui19
    @doodlesack94uiui19 5 років тому +13

    0:45 Time traveler

  • @corriedebeer799
    @corriedebeer799 3 роки тому

    It is at times like this the queen of England thinks about the less fortunate. She thinks of every other person in the world.

  • @jalowitz
    @jalowitz 12 років тому

    There's a clip on here somewhere of the news coverage/debate on the BBC about Frankie's last joke. Very interesting!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 років тому +32

    ''no thats not a crown on my head its my very posh christmas hat''

  • @bewmdogg
    @bewmdogg 3 роки тому +1

    Some people watch Mock the Week and go "THERE!!!! THERE IS WHERE I CAN BE OFFENDED!!!! now who do I complain to because i don't have a life

  • @jamesriley9921
    @jamesriley9921 11 років тому +1

    "I discovered way to do a Christmas roast. Phillip at the front and dear William bringing up the rear"

  • @ZoroKingofHell86
    @ZoroKingofHell86 12 років тому

    and he would say thank you for the compliment!

  • @wisniorek
    @wisniorek 12 років тому +1

    Hugh is a master impersonator!!!

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 12 років тому

    this is why british comedy is the best! love frankie to bits

  • @Tomg861
    @Tomg861 12 років тому +1

    I wish Frankie was still on Mock the Week and the BBC

  • @RandomGothicFay
    @RandomGothicFay 13 років тому +1

    i love how all of them put on a highter toned voice

  • @padstowphantom
    @padstowphantom 3 роки тому +2

    The band was Showaddywaddy

  • @teegam07
    @teegam07 12 років тому +1

    daras reactions makes frankie's last joke so much better

  • @jc-qd6be
    @jc-qd6be 6 років тому

    i wish we had this show in australia so funny the poms realy are the best at comedy

  • @SchwarzundWeis
    @SchwarzundWeis 12 років тому +2

    Frankie destroyed it. Complete Victory XD

  • @MrWeebsuk
    @MrWeebsuk 12 років тому

    this was aired its on the one of my mock the week dvd's

  • @ItsVenom
    @ItsVenom 2 роки тому +1

    UA-cam choosing the perfect time to recommend Queen jokes😂

  • @TheJoshSouthy
    @TheJoshSouthy 13 років тому

    Frankie actually won the round. FANTASTIC.

  • @Anon777omus
    @Anon777omus 11 років тому

    I liked Russ' Gollum impression after Frankie said his joke. XD

  • @PBL187
    @PBL187 11 років тому +2

    @MsEngland2012 cant remember the entire joke but the punchline was "As boring as Anne Frank's diary" the audience groaned at tht, it was the same episode as the twin towers gag

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 років тому +4

    0:06 had me riiiight there

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 3 роки тому

    0:45 Aged like wine

  • @caieraD
    @caieraD 13 років тому

    I love how much Russel seems to respect Frankie

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 5 років тому +1

    Dennis, Boyle and Mitchell fucking smashed this segment

  • @SpyderDKW2
    @SpyderDKW2 12 років тому

    Ahh damn, I'm camping over the weekend :/ gonna miss the bloody show lol

  • @DemonNeil
    @DemonNeil 2 роки тому

    Legendary.

  • @blueheartgirl
    @blueheartgirl 2 роки тому

    I feel like a kid in church ,when i should't laugh.. 🤣🤣

  • @reddexred
    @reddexred 13 років тому

    OMG Frankie....... i love you Brits you take the piss out on everyone your selves included...
    Brilliant!

  • @adamedwards7520
    @adamedwards7520 Рік тому +2

    Well, Frankie's Harry joke aged like fine wine😅