Doom Annihilation Review
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- Опубліковано 9 жов 2019
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Ahh, movies based on video games. It's not like we haven't been down this road before, considering I've already reviewed the original Doom movie with The Rock in it. Doom: Annihilation seeks to... um, well can't really say they were actually trying to right the wrongs of the past. After all, this one's a straight-to-video romp through hell. Yaaaaaaay...
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Long story short, "Event Horizon" is still the best "Doom"-movie.
Lawrence Fishburne: 'Turns off the movie' We're leaving.
Mannn event horizon is the best Hellraiser.DOOM
Pandorum is amazing also
@@jordanloux3883 I wish to marry this comment.
@@aneelbhutta182 It's alright. The creatures are a cool take on the Morlocks. I think the movie had a bit of an identity crisis, though. The amnesia story and the monster story seemed like they originally were intended for two separate movies. They did a decent job in merging the two, but it could have been smoother, in my opinion.
"who needs a Doomguy?" was their slogan!
looks like this movie needed one!
HalfCarnage I’m sad that they didn’t put him in this shitheap
THAT MEANT A LOWER RUNTIME FOR THIS TORTURE
This movie needed a lot more than that. A decent plot, a good script, a budget....I could go on but you get my point. It was Uwe Boll levels of trash and a female lead is the least of this movie's problems.
@@elijahgrimm8052 it didn't help, but there are plenty of other problems
It still wouldn't have been good.
Needed the rock as well
Moral of the story: Don’t put “Annihilation” at the end of your video game movie title.
Mister WiZeguy I totally agree with you on that having annihilation in the title is just a curse lol like seriously we all remember mortal kombat annihilation
@Valrath823 But that was the main title, its sequel "Annihilation Annihilation" will be trash.
That goes for all movies
Was about to post the same thing. Glad to know someone else realized the parallel as well.
opinion of the first 1995 MK movie is divided, but most agree it is better than most movies based on video games... not so for the first Doom movie so... well, I haven't seen this one so I don't know if it's worse than MK Annihilation! probably shouldn't have called it Apocalypse either
They had someone that looked like doomguy, and didn't make him doomguy?!
Who?
Sums up videogame movies in a nutshell.
@@tokuguythereviewer4496 Do you know what Doom even is?
@@zombified_pariah7720 i know about the 2016 versione of doom
@@tokuguythereviewer4496 Then surely you would have heard something about the Doomslayer or Doom Marine by now? The guy you play as? He's known more by fans as Doomguy.
I mean Karl Urban already proved wirh Dredd he can be a stoic badass who never removes his helmet so.....can we get a proper film with him as doomguy????
I'd rather get a Dredd 2 than a Doom 3
Because to make a decent doom movie requires a somewhat degree of talent.
Literally because feminism. They just *had* to cast a "powerful female protagonist" where it would ultimately be detrimental to the whole plot and idea. I don't even have anything against women, but this is just not the franchise to shine a light on them in the slightest. Save that for Tomb Raider or Metroid or something.
We can't, because Dredd underperformed. It only became popular some time after it's release. Karl has expressed his willingness to do a sequel
@@pwnsage A female lead in a DOOM movie isn't an awful idea, the problem is when you try and override DoomGuy/Slayer instead of trying to give said female lead their own space to occupy, not saying they can't have her be a badass mofo but that can't be the only trait she has because that's DoomGuy's, maybe if they made her more of a tech type of person who instead of using brute force used a shitload of cool ass gadgets she could have her own place and be a mirror to DoomGuy
Is it so hard to just make a doom film in the style of Hardcore Henry.
ikr
Or you now just adapt doom 3 and cut out some of the filler parts and you got yourself a 2 hour movie that writes itself
Nathaniel Foga Hardcore Henry is really underrated.
Yes cause that would require more effort and money then anyone making a doom movie is willing to put in.
Except there has to be a studio willing to chuck out the kind of budget that's gonna be for the shit ton of CGI that would be needed (especially for Hell) plus see if Bethesda and Id would be on board if it was based on the reboot. And considering how all the studios with that kind of money to spare would look at the box office revenue of the 2005 movie, you're more likely to get an animated Wolfenstein movie from Pixar than another big budget DOOM movie.
Ah yes a Doom movie without Doomguy and replacing it with no name ladies. Sure that sold me.
Asylum films laughs at this
Doomguy was in it. You missed him. He was the uh decapitated soldier
*No name ladies and men, actually.*
I honestly think it could be better if Amy Manson's character was a gender-bent stand-in for Jack from Doom 3, with her scientist friend as a stand-in for Counselor Swann (albeit as protagonists rather than supporters). But that's just me.
@@NebLleb Or turns out Betruger had been to hell before, he had tested it first. He was always demonic, but in Hell, he found a sarcophagus. Demons ordered him to take it back to Phobos, lock it up and do not open it, as inside contains "Doom" for Demon kind. Amy Manson finds it eventually by taking a keycard, and she opens it. A modern metal version of E1M1 begins to play as the familiar power armoured doom slayer leaps from the sarcophagus, grabbing a gun off a surviving Marine, and begins to mow down demons until he finds Betruger, to which he performs a glory kill by tearing off Betrugers head, spine included.
@@VadersFist95 Eh, I think my version would've been better. We already had a movie with Doomguy in it, I think the "Swann & Campbell" approach could've worked this time.
Either that, or they could've made this an unofficial prequel to the 2016 game, ending with Dark opening the sarcophagus that contains Stan "Doom Slayer" Blazkowicz as a last resort. Mainly because he's dealt with them before, and he's practically the only sane man.
All they have to do is put a football player in a suit,give him a gun the size of a water heater,have doom metal blaring in the background,and have it all in first person.
Or, take Hardcore Henry and insert demons.
Wouldn't the first person view sort of invalidate casting a football player in a suit though?
So, just make another game then
Harcore Henry was fantastic. Im suprised no one has tried to make another movie like it.
Are you a fan of Razorfist as well?
My favourite quote from the DOOM: ETERNAL team is that tweet that simply stated "we have nothing to do with the movie"
21:28 That is not the B.F.G, that's the S.L.T.A.G. (Slightly Larger Than Average Gun)
Joan was space marine for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the spaceships and she said to mom "I want to be on the ships mommy". Mom said "no, you will be kill by demons."
draketheduelist (killed)
@@Crimson_Hawk_01 That's a reference to a very famous DOOM fanfiction that was extremely bad, probably intentionally for comedic effect... it worked.
@@guikoi3101 whats the name of the fic?
Imagine making the first doom movie look like a masterpiece
No need to imagine
Because it is a masterpiece 😩
This is basically a knock-off of the Doom movie, Doom 3, the first Resident Evil movie, and Aliens.
Wow I can't believe they actually made 2005 look like a master piece just wow😮😮😮
actually i liked this leagues better. it had Hell at least. demons and portal technology that was actually portal technology not space splooge
and pretty damn good gore effects. :D
This is better then 2005. 2005 one had nothing to do with hell.
@@TheGranicd Just because it had hell, doesnt mean it was better. They fucking killed doom guy off screen
Ruby FalloutFan broooooo just yes just yes my god that would be fuckin brilliant
I never thought there could possibly be a Doom movie that would make the 2005 version look good. I couldn’t have predicted that I’d be proven wrong about 14 years later.
2005 movie was fantastic compared to most video game movies and hell THAT one scene is freaking fantastic to this day
Blue Turret doom 2005 is a master peice compared to this movie
So... it's a Street Fighter (1994) and Legend of Chun-Li (200?) situation all over again?
You obviously couldn't have predicted it if you already didnt think it was possible to be worse than the 2005 version. People in 2019 worry me. About the future of this planet.
The 2005 film is still worst, this film for it's shit acting and zero budget is still a Doom movie and despite the gender swap follows the O.G game very closely. The 2005 had a large budget and really good actors and some how managed to fuck it all up.
I literally forgot about this film. I wish I wasn't reminded.
Same
I feel ya
I can't belive this a thing now
Basic Plot of Doom Franchise: Doomguy is an unnamed space marine who was put into service on Mars as security for the UAC after assaulting his superior officer for ordering his men to fire on civilians. Here the UAC is experimenting with teleportation and accidentally opens a gateway into Hell. This allows the demonic hordes to enter the facility, slaughtering everyone in sight. When Doomguys marine unit is called in to deal with the problem they are all killed while he survives because he had been ordered to stay behind. From then on Doomguy must fight his way through the UAC facility on Mars and Hell itself in order to prevent them from reaching Earth. Along the way, Doomguy arms himself with an arsenal of deadly weapons, including the legendary BFG.
Is it really that hard to turn this into a movie? I mean, the concept for Pacific Rim was pretty awesome but it was also simple: Giant Robots fighting Giant Monsters. The problem with both Pacific Rim and the Doom movies is they are set in the real-world when really the concepts alone don't fit into a real-life setting.
This is the plot of this film. Except instead of being stationed on Mars, they are being stationed on Phobos. I’m assuming b/c it was one less set to build. But in the end, the marines are being sent there as punishment, just like in the game. And the action eventually mirrors the fact that all the marines are killed except 1. Remember in the original Doom, your player is a meaningless grunt. He’s not special. He was left to guard the door while the real soldiers went inside.
The problem is ... for a movie that does not only appeal to Doom nerds, you need main characters with personalities, for the audience to relate to.
And that means already you have to make adaptions to the Doom Guy or Slayer character. You need other characters to interact with him, and all that means you cannot just copy paste the game to the movie.
Of course it is totally possible. But yep, do not set it in a “realistic“ universe. Go full demons in space. Keep the cast small enough, get a budget. Start slow, build up, go full hell on Mars later.
The concept of Doom is amazing for a great action horrormovie. But fans would need to accept an actual story and characters, and the studio needs to use the source material, without fear that demons and hell piss of religious idiots ...
@@voxdraconia4035 you'd think Christians would love it tho. You slaughter demons. Should be every Christians dream come true.
You forgot the BFG 5000
@@GaryTurbo Shoot. Thanks for reminding me. Fixing now.
10:01 The decapitated William Blazkowicz is also a reference to his descendent Stan Blazkowicz the protagonist of Doom 2 RPG. Personally, I think the reference is in bad taste. Having a Blazkowicz that not only is not the main character but also killed offscreen is an insult.
@Tyler Coon yes but sadly it's no longer downloadable on mobile devices
The 2016 Doom game is practically set out like a fun movie. Just have Doomguy silent and always in the Praetor Suit. Have other characters from the game set out the films plot with just Doomguy killing demons as he ignores the films plot around him, one that he is an integral part of, Doomguy does plot stuff, but it's secondary to his want to kill as many demons as possible. Make some gags about that point as you can have it a video game movie with some meta comedic elements making fun out some of the absurdity of the games.
Have a survival horror based on the demons perspective as they try to survive Doomguy.
@@SirDankleberry lmfao
@@SirDankleberry someone should make an indie game like that
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kill demons and it turns out there's no bubble gum in space" -Doom Guy
Or have him appear in the film sparingly through, for instance, camera footage.
When I saw Dark lift up that scientist I actually laughed that this stringy armed woman pretended to lift up a 130lb man that’s a whole foot taller than her.
American feminists.
"I am not expecting a third one anytime soon" *Gearbox software licensing a Duke Nukem Forever movie* "Hold my beer."
Imagine the 1st person scene from the first DOOM movie and the final CGI scene in this movie mashed together and made an hour long.
So like watching a play through?
@@kinganarkzie ua-cam.com/video/omWEZI0cT1g/v-deo.html
No Doom Guy, only one recognizable demon type, nothing in general looks like Doom...
Why even make this pile of crap?
well they had a script for a generic sci-fi action b movie and thought that slapping the name doom on it will bring them more money.... which kinda worked.. good for them, i guess....
@@stefanforrer2573 Its literally just shitty ripoff of Aliens with """demons"""
cause money.
cause they need to fuck everything up with wokeness 🤷♂️
@@DMitr0 exactly.
3:08
Actually, Joan of Arc in French is "Jeanne d'Arc"
So really can't blame them for the similarity.
He's too big of a nerd to not know that; he likely meant it as an informative gag since they're both FPSs.
The weird religion subplot makes me believe they were trying to reference Jeanne, but this one is far, far below the original Maid of Orleans.
I did not even know this existed
sorry you do now.
My suggestions again: The Keep(1983) and Train to Busan.
Starchaser: The Legend of Orin(1985) and Transformers the Movie(1986) for crossovers with Creepy.
Thank you.
Train to Busan was excellent, don't even need to know what they are saying. Very good acting and suspense. I am glad someone else has seen it.
Can we just get a whole movie like hardcore Henry but demons
That’s literally the perfect description for what a DOOM movie should be!!!!!
Here's the easiest plot that would have made this an actually good movie.
Set it in the doom 4 phobos base before the awakening of the doom slayer as the members of the base begin to figure out something is wrong with the leadership. Then have it as a hopeless attempt of survival against the demonic horde.
This twist on the name sums up my feelings about this movie pretty well; MooD: Nihilism
I don't remember Doug Walker and Weird Al having a lovechild?
@Darius Jefferson how so?
@@chryasor9254 Look up "#ChangeTheChannel". Piece of human garbage is exaggerating, but he's far from a saint.
@@windowsVD I dont feel like looking it up, can you tell us.
@@TonyG8992 I think it's easier on your end to just type in "Change The Channel" on the UA-cam search bar, so no.
@@windowsVD okay then.
It's crazy to imagine that the 1997 movie Event Horizon - made by someone who would later become one of the worst moviemaker of all time - even with all its huge production problems, cuts and studio interference still manages to be INFINITELY better at doing a movie about accidentally breaching into "Hell" than any Doom movie. And it still holds up as one of my all time favorite scifi horror movie more than 20 years later.
Who made event of horizons?
@@taniatokustar7737 Paul W Anderson, the guy who made a shitton of Resident Evil movies staring his darling wife Mila Jovovich. She's smoking hot, don't get me wrong, but the guy has a weird obsession of showing the audience his bedroom role play in the movies.
shit man.. i wasnt prepared for that social repose joke... made me spew ma milk.. 10/10
I choked on my coffee.. lol
i stay with Karl urban for Doom guy anyday
especially when he gets to shoot the stupid rock in the face
priceless
But he doesn't shoot him in the face, he chucks a grenade at him :P
Fist of the North Star 1995 film with Gary Daniels Decker you got to review
They cast someone who looks exactly like Doom Guy and then don’t bother having Doom Guy so they can be more PC. Urgh.
You know I haven't watched Birds of Prey, yet but it's like that they got a Black woman that looks like Huntress playing Black Canary and a White woman that looks like Black Canary play Huntress. I don't get why they race washed the characters, especially when all they had to do was swap the actresses and put a blonde wig on one of them, I'm black btw. Also, I don't get why they added BoP, with no Bat-Fam established.
@@RollingDodge Since when was Huntress black, though?
@@WhiVe87 Idk, XD I just though the actress would at least look more like Huntress than Black Canary. She's Blonde but I'm not sure what race Huntress is at least she got black hair in the comics. Actually the actress they got to play Black Canary actually looks more like Cat Woman Selina Kyle, an arguably more popular character, who in the past has been played by various ethnicities ethnicities, and I also really not sure of her race just by looking at her in the comics. I just have superficial knowledge lol, which the people should at least have. I mean I'm not an avid comicbook reader, expert or anything, which at least the people that worked on this is movie probably similar too, and they couldn't even get minor details right. Point is you ain't got be an expert, at least try to be faithful to the source material. Like I know Harley and the Joker had 2 hyenas, not just 1 why? Make it 2, or not include any at all in it. Long answer and my bad for any misspells/bad grammar, lol.
@@sparhawk1228 what does being American have to do with anything?
The only real way to play Doom Guy is to scream all the time until you physically cannot scream anymore and then use the pain in your throat to feed into the expression of anger while having your previous screams' audio run at the same time to give the impression that you are still screaming.
Or just go with the route of DOOM 4 where he is so pissed off he doesn't scream, he just rips and tears with his bare hands.
@@spiderboy43 Doom Slayer doesn't need to scream, he has people to do that for him.
@@pissedoffturtle7333 I believe you forgot something so here let me fix it for you.
"Doom slayer doesn't need to scream he has mortally challenged people to do that for him"
There ja go mate 👍
they misspelled an actress’s name
how?¿
Junk O By the power of not giving a fuck. Seems like someone had immense trust in their own product.
@@kduhtdkzrt that or she didn't want to be known to be in this by the time filming had finished
That should've been an omen on how bad this movie is.
This PoS actually came out?!
I remember hearing about this cause the main woman kept talking about it’s time for a woman to take over and all that female empowerment.
I'm a guy that always appreciates female protagonists...
This feminist entitlement makes me wish the the death of the female species.
@@FromMyPerspectPhoto ....they aren't a different species though
@@FromMyPerspectPhoto i feel like there's a contradiction here.
Why I don't believe that claim? Of right, because any asshole on internet can say what ever they want regardless of is it true or not and without showing proof about it.
@@johannesmakila2459 i love a good female protagonist but shoving GIRL POWER GIRL POWER GIRL POWER YES WOMEN STRONGTH STRONGTH MEN SUCKZOR can eat shit and go to hell. i point to Xena Warrior Princess for one. strong female hero without the need to FUCKING SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT ARGH
Hell was obviously saving the proper demons for Doom Guy
i can't believe that they call the the science guy Dr.Betruger ... Betruger means traitor/scammer in German ... I wonder who the bad guy could be ...
It's the same in the Doom 3 game.
@@theplatformerreviewer6905 Yeah... that was ALSO bad.
Just saying "well what about this" doesn't work as a defence. It's called "whataboutism" and it's when you point to something else and go "what about this" as if we don't think it was bad there as well.
Naming him Betruger is bad in this movie, and it was bad in Doom 3. You pointing out the bad guy's name was Betruger in Doom 3, means nothing other than it was bad there as well.
@@guikoi3101 It was not bad! It was a change from Doom's style, but it was good! Definitely compared to this trashed.
@@JaniacTheHedgehog Doom 3 had good points in it, yes. It was certainly not hot garbage like Doom-in-name-only Annihilation.
It was bad, as in worse than previous Doom games, but it wasn't bad as in it was actually a bad game. It just didn't match its predecessors in overall quality. I'd still recommend it to people who wanted an experience closer to what Doom 3 offered than other Dooms.
Hell, I don't mind the idea of a horror themed Doom game.
I would actually really like what Doom 4 was originally going to be. I wouldn't mind a "Doom spin-off" where you play as a badass soldier of ARC fighting against the Hell invasion in the early days of it.
Have it be horror themed as well. Sure, you're a badass soldier who can mow down waves of Imps, but a Hell Knight will rip you to shreds, kind of thing.
Pinkies, Hell Knights, Mancubi... those Demons would be far above your ability to reasonably kill.
Maybe have a Pinkie as a boss? Have it chase you relentlessly through a building and at the end you lead it into a trap, letting it throw itself down an elevator shaft to it's death?
Fuck yeah, I'd love that. Horror Doom games are very much possible, and I wouldn't mind seeing it done. So long as it was done with a lot of care and effort, and the creators knew what they wanted to make and how to make it.
I was just saying that making the antagonist of Doom 3's name "Bertruger" was bad, just as it was in this movie.
I was really just commenting on The Platformer Reviewer's use of whataboutism and how he's stupid for using it as he did.
This isn't a Doom movie. Quite frankly, I'll stay with the 2005 Doom movie at least it did a better job.
And that's a stretch!
At least 05 Doom tried!
Agree!
Least it adapted the least favored Doom 3.
I do agree there.
In the sequel. Dark is going to slaughter them all when she discovers her pet rabbit is dead.
The only reason this dogshit was made is so the studio could retain the rights for future projects and endeavors.
"And chainsaws are involved in plumbing how?" ... must... resist.... bad... poop... joke...
Oliver Junge cut the crappy jokes pls
let it flow my friend
haha, all those butt Logs need chopping.
My personal headcanon is the scientists are all really Vault Tec and this whole thing takes place between Fallout & Elder Scrolls or at least the new game explaining the rips in space by the time of the post-apocalyptic Elder Scrolls and The Deadric realm is just a hell-like dimension
Why? Why are you forcing different universes together that clearly arent connected
@@VadersFist95 One of the doors in the new game said Vault Tec then that and the nirnroot in Fallout 4, not saying it isn't a loose connection
@@NjK601 Don't forget the Vaultboy Doom doll collectible in the newest game.
Shit bro I never looked at them like that before
@@135Fenrir ITS AN EASTER EGG BECAUSE BETHESA OWNS THEM ALL NOW. IT DOESNT MEAN THEY ARE CONNECTED
What is it about doom guy that is so hard to do? If you want to make a movie based off a game, don't pick the worst one.
Actually I think Doom IS rather hard to do as a movie. 'Cos it's a game that focuses on near constant violence with a rather thin story. Which is fine when you're playing it but quickly becomes dull when you're just watching.
@@GriffinPilgrim you make a truly valid point, however clearly it doesn't stop people from trying. still there is some story there, and can even be more of 2016's knight backstory leading the betrayer to the doomslayer close to the end for a final one or two pure rip and tear scenes. this is like a halo movie sans master chief.
@@nihilisticnerd832 Maybe. I did say hard, not impossible. Movies have surprised me before. If you'd asked me if good films could be made of Lord Of The Rings right after I first read it I'd have said no way, the story is too dense and you could never do justice to the visual. And then, well...
0:00 put on captions and decker says "hello we're letter whether i'm burger". sometimes youtube's crap system can bring a smile to your face. sometimes.
So let’s make a Doom movie, without the main character and most of the recognizable doom creatures then add lead female character. No way this won’t be good.
Haha now that im going through film school, i understand more of the humor which only makes this better
“ Check those corners,” the sage advice of one Gunnery Sergeant Al Apone...
before becoming a xeno-incubator.
The Rock couldn't save this franchise, these people had no chance.
For some reason, this movie reminds me of Starship Troopers 2... Or was it 3?
Either one, the point is, the people writing the dialogue didn't know much about the source material, and probably shouted down advice from people who DID understand Doom, claiming they'd worked on scripts before, and CLEARLY knew what they were doing.
What kind of idiot calls a plasma rifle the BFG? An idiot who never played Doom.
@@matohibiki it's like they misunderstood it when someone said the BFG 9000 took the same ammo as the plasma rifle
Yay!
Something new to watch!
Review idea: *Spaced Invaders
'It's got a Xenomorph....like costume in it'.
And has vibes of 'Killer Clowns from Outer Space To it too..kinda.
annihilation as subtitle ... straight to video ... only thing missing is this is made by asylum ... :D
it's alright when her red rage begins the demons of khorne will eat her out like an ice cream sandwich
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
I love how Weird Al rebooted is telling me these actors’ names like they will have a career after this movie. 😂
Was having a rough day, needed this video more than I knew. Thank you for keeping us entertained over the past few years.
You know your movie sucks when you can't even spell your lead actress' name right in the opening credits.
too right mate
this blews
They killed William Blazkowicz.... They killed Doomguy. And not only did they kill Doomguy, they did it off screen?? Yeah, nope. I don't like it.
Wait they did what?! Timestamp?
@@killaken2000 bruhh
1:20 FYI, this is not a deliberate misspelling; Amy's just trying to 'Alan Smithee' the hell out of that movie by pretending to be a lookalike stunt actress.
"Trashcan with a trigger"...
I won't look at the BFG the same way again...
"Then there's Lee, who is POKED to death!" XD
Decker do more anime crossovers with creepy
23:19 "After all, what's the worse that can happen?!"
A sequel...
I mean... we KNOW they're in the process of finalizing casting for a new Mortal Kombat, dude.
It'll star some characters that have never been in an MK game. Because of course. Why use the myriad of established characters when you could just introduce Joe America the Marine and his cavalcade of meathead buddies?
MHArcadia - Sounds like they are heading down the "ANNIHILATION" road verrrry early on.
this is what happens when you try to have doom without the Doomslayer
@Mr. Retard that wasn't the Doom Slayer. This guy looked like the guy from Doom 1 & 2. Doom 3 had some different guy who looked nothing like him. The Doom Slayer is specific to Doom (2016) and the upcoming Doom Eternal.
In terms of story and stuff I would rather the 2016 Doomslayer did not make it into any movies.
@@jeffumbach Lol and 5 months later Doom 5 confirms in the first 2 minutes that Doomguy is the slayer.
Ah, Doom Annihilation. Proof that whatever a man starts, a woman can finish.
And in this case finish means turning the franchise so radioactive that the half life won't decay until the heat death of the universe.
When the Russians did space science they sent a dog into space first specifically so shit like this didn't happen.
I appreciate that "the black market" means that they need a full batallion of fully armed marines. Because in the original its a science facility full of nerds that other humans can barely get to. Like having a group of Army Rangers and tanks in Antacrtica.
They should get the Hardcore Henry guys to make a Doom Movie.
Well the trailer that I watched a while back makes me not want to watch this movie. And the fact that both the director and the lead actress started insulting the fanbase because they dont like it makes me want to stay away from it even more. I knew this movie was gonna suck
Doomslayer: Saves humanity, is a guy.
Joann Dark: Doesn't save humanity, is a woman.
Seriously.
Shit, I completely forgot this movie was even a thing.
I've tried 3 times to watch this movie. Never got further than 10 minutes.
Thank goodness for Decker!
Hoo boy i am not ready
I won't lie, I actually thought the CG looked pretty decent. I just wish they'd actually spent more time on making the plot better.
so it's basically the typical hollywood blockbuster just with a smaller budget.
We knew this was coming. I'm just happy it was soon
A couple of tweeks, here and there and we could have had a good prequel or interlude for da doom guy to be sent to investigate things on mars
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Awe yeah Doom movies. Doing what the games couldn't. Aka being completely terrible
Ah, Space Marines in the future who somehow always come across as Mall cops who have just blown several months' wages at a gun fair, and their tactics come from reading three Soldier of Fortune magazines.
Decker,I love the way you do what you do man,you're my favorite horror movie reviewer,I like your voice,it makes me feel warm,safe,and nostalgic,like nothing else in the worlds happening,and everything's going to be alright,it's hard to explain the full extent to how I feel watching your reviews,but it's like an exiting feeling like when you were young and couldn't wait to get back to your new toy at home. Like no one else knew about it and you could lock yourself away from the world and leave your troubles behind and time seized to move. Not to mention I very much enjoy your brand of comedy. And you see movies so much differently than I do or many do,almost like the horror gleam in your eye never wore off. You got me intrested in seeking out the nightmare on elm street saga. My favorite is the 4th, I Thank you! And may I ask for a request?
According to the creators "Doomguy's" real name is William Blazkowicz III, he's Wolfenstein Blazkowicz's decendant.
It's almost like using a title that contains two words meaning unavoidable failure and total destruction was a bad omen for a movie...
There's a particular scene where Doomgal goes through the portal and ends up in hell right, then the main demon dude addresses her by her name as if she's somehow part of the prophecy, cringy stuff but i was hoping they'd turn the whole thing around by i don't know maybe implementing Doom guy to the rescue. When you think about it would've made this film 10x better if they just showed that Doomguy is alive and fighting in hell during that scene, saving her by Rip n tearing the hords of demons chasing her but nah that'll be too much badassery for the soy boys who made this film.
*finds full uncut 2 & 1/2 hour Event Horizon..... crosses name out and puts DOOM: 40K RISING on the front....BECOMES GOD!!!!*
'Attacked by the Foley department' is hysterical.
Oh god. This B-movie makes the first Doom movie looks like a masterpiece.
Id say they stoled more from Aliens then Alien.
Doom is the story of basically Space Rambo murdering demons from hell with a crap ton of guns....why is that so hard to make a movie out of?
Already a review? DUDE,
I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
I would definitely watch the Decker Shado made Doom Movie at the end credits 😂😂😁
Gosh this was forgettable and lame. I always liked the Doom 2005, I think its underrated...well not underrated just decent. You had better characters, funny quotes, good soundtrack especially during FPS scene, Karl Urban kicking ass and better monster designs from Stan Winston's team. Yeah it has problems, I just wish they followed the game a bit more. Be like Hotel Inferno but with a better budget. The new Doom is a complete waste of time, oh well, what did you expect from the director of Soccer Dog? This one didn't even have a FPS scene....BOOOO!! BOOOO!! And don't add the word Annihilation, it doesn't end well.
Im just a sucker for any horror movie that involves a team of soldiers fighting monsters. There is quite a few of them some good (dog soldiers) some not so good (doom) but i love them all
The most amazing thing is how Phobos has earth like gravity.
This movie wants to be Aliens so bad, waking up in a cryo chamber the character introduction around the dinning table, the monster killing the pilot on the ship
Yes! and sorry you had to watch this mate but hey could be worst
Can you do the rest of the Species movies with Creepy since you only did the first one?
Also I think the 4th one was made by your arch nemesis The Asylum.
the BFG in this movie also looks like an unfinished toy.
Wow... They did not do DOOM justice with this.
I honestly don't know if I've seen a movie this cheap in a decade. Hell, even fanfilms have higher budgets than this dumpster fire.
This movie actually makes Blair witch look decent. This was so horrible
I just watched the movie! Nice timing
Man I waited for this for a while thank you for such an great review.(I presume it’s great due to me writing this just now)
I have been watching you for so many years bro, i stopped watching a long time, but i come back and youre still you and funny asf and thats awesome bro. I remember killer clowns from outer space review, brings back memories