Hey, this is the author of SCP-5692. Thanks for covering my article! Nice for it to get some attention after all this time. You did a great job reading. Keep up the good work!
I thought waaay too much about that one like did it wait for it's 'owners' to turn around before it ate litter? Did it push it's bowl of food outside for the others? I need more information on this particular additional
@Gloomdrake no he was referring to that criminal who wanted to give info on his alien and earth criminial associates to get special treatment. He probably fled to earth because he snitched in the first place.
Volgun, I've been a long time viewer of your channel and I absolutely love your work. Your videos are a level of quality all of there own. You're a true credit to the SCP Universe. Thank you man, keep it up!
Out of a sample size of like 7. Granted, he just makes quality shit regardless. Great interface, brilliant voice acting, perfect ambiance. The one thing I did enjoy that he doesn't really consistently employ was Extra Credit.
@@thewokwizard5980can tell you that anyone who has found volgun first, has burned through his content and found the rest, and smokes through those only as a cheap alternative until volgun posts more.
I think it's funny that it's named "illegal aliens" but other than that I find them interesting cause they seem more curious than dangerous and they love us enough to see us a tourist sight
Do to the fact that he/it was discovered under millions of years of rock formation and is only here because he/it lacks a means of returning home, the "Old Castaway" technically has status as a refugee, so thats at least one Legal Alien.
Thank you for being one of the most iconic SCP UA-camrs! My wife and daughter both know your voice and we will sit on the couch and just listen to your uploads. Call it cheesy or cringe but we love ya, thank you for the great uploads and presentation! You're the real GOAT, stay golden and stay safe!
I shared The Volgun with my mother the other week. She was thrilled by just some of the classics like the IKEA dimension. Sharing these stories is like listening to them for the first time!
Most SCP channels I've seen just cover stories about very popular SCP's like 682. This is the first one I've seen that covers lesser known SCP's and I love it
🧐 well now that explains a lot! I believe Keswick might actually be Dark himself or herself from Marshall, Carter & Dark. All items in question that he mentioned would be a desirable grocery list of raw materials for their "production line". And as previously stated all items in question that he had took for payment conveniently disappeared when he get pinched.
MCD has to be involved as they are the anomalous version of the mob. No crime involving the unusual that could be profitable would pass them by. But the thing that is interesting is how many GOI would benefit from this scheme. So it is possible Keswick was just a public face for this con for a variety of players. A middle man who brought people together and maybe has affiliations with many groups. Not a big player per say. Just ambitious enough to know which palms needed greasing. Possible before the moment Keswick approach 5692 the guy wasn't even MCD himself. Just someone with some knowledge of the various GOI.
I like to think the non explanation on the nature of SCP-5692-A-32 death and the mention it has faked its death in the past was a hint A-32 is off planet looking for its next adventure
I really love this SCP. The way he talks in such a chill fashion and bluntness is refreshing. I kinda wish the foundation would let him go, it doesn't seem like he would be a repeat offender considering that he now knows the Foundation exists.
Honestly, hope he gets to hang around the more chill containment sites, ya know, like the ones that have the reluctant dimension hopper just walking around or the rehabilitated murder beast cooking for the staff.
I really like them comparing the SCP foundation to other similar entities and saying how good they are at hiding. Sometimes it doesn’t feel like they should be well hidden due to all the crazy things they are involved in but they are through it all. I’m guessing having an unlimited supply of basically magic amnestics probably helps.
Fantastic voice acting as always. Also it's refreshing to get a story from an author with a morally grey take on the Foundation. The cartoon villainy and/or "lawful stupid" a lot of authors prefer is not nearly as interesting, imo. Cheers!
Some of these alien descriptions feel really inspired by All Tomorrows. Especially the avian species with a short lifespan going on holiday as their last thing in life.
*sigh* I've been to one of those timelines without being detected, I still have no idea how they did notice me but I'm NOT complaining, and I must confirm your suspicions, kupo. The theories can get wild absurdly quick but from what I've learned, The Foundation from the timeline I explored (for about 3 years, mind you) has a good handle on keeping the info secure, kupo. On a side note, my dimension has an orginization like the Foundation but I don't remember their name, kupo. I'm immune to amnestics so I do remember encountering an agent from my dimension, but I can't remember who, kupo. I remember their face, but the logo the use slips my mind, kupo. Oh well. -Semas Boreal, Human/Moogle Alchemist (Note from JJ: Not so much time-travel but definately nearly unrestricted dimension-hopping. The user does have to return home and wait 3 weeks upon return before leaving. -JJ Boreal, Account Owner)
Imagine hearing stories from earth about a large ape creature thought to be myth on a planet you think has no organization for "out of the ordinary" so you disguise yourself as said ape to hide, then immediately get found out cause you look like one of the most dangerous and studied of entities, (TLDR) hey why don't I disguise as SCP 1000
always enjoy these m'dude, thanks for keeping going. the youtube algorithm just decided for all of us, that we didnt wanna see SCP content anymore, and so many creators took this to heart. the algo might not be serving it up to interested parties as it should, but we are still here and still wanting this content! thanks bud
15:00 did the SCP really suggest that birds are insane because they live their short lives all out? To suggest that birds are just... Unreal. That birds. Aren't. Real.
Finally! A SCP entry we can consider "cooperative!" Was what it was doing illegal & possibly a danger to life where they found it? Oh very likely. But hey, it was living its life. The additional aliens are a nice icing on the cake. Some just wanted a new life and were willing to surrender to containment as long as it meant safety for them too. Do wish I knew of more entries that were potentially dangerous, but willingly peaceful.
I love your readings! Though I must say I miss the longer form videos 'the exploring series' used to do. Any chance we might get something like that in the future? Either way keep up the good work :)
Pretty interesting and funny entry, as always masterfully read!. Even a bit of mystery in the end, not incredibly scary as other SCPs maybe but somewhat hard boiled like a noir movie.
This is one of those files where everything is technically normal and not breaking reality, the reality is just aliens exist. Albeit Keswick has an alien armada.
I’ll bet everything I own that keswick is secretly Dr. Clef or something like that. At least someone who works at the foundation and wanted to go on a space adventure
@@TheVolgun thank you, I will read it, you have the best voice for these type of videos. You should do more , even different categories of ETs. Narration of the interstellar wars if you can information about them, SO different to hear such stuff, it is way off the norm.
I woke up one night to find a 10 foot tall reptile being standing in my bedroom just a few feet from my bedside. I didn't panic or say anything. Instead I remained calm and being careful not to give away that I was no longer sleeping, I looked only with my eyes so I could get a good look at this entity. After a moment the being turned around and headed for the bedroom door. I sat up in bed and got a good look at it as it walked away. It's knees were on backwards compared to a human, covered in grey scales, it had a horn like structure coming off the back of each heal. It had to duck to go through the frame of my bedroom door so not exactly sure how tall that is but I am guessing 10-12 feet tall? I was kinda sad that it left in such a hurry because I would have liked to have some amount of communication with it before it left in a hurry. I got out of bed to follow it but could not locate it anywhere in my house.
These things always end up sounding like little more than repeated strings of numbers. "Description of SCP-5982 can be found in document 677483 in relation to SCP-5982/a, currently on loan to SCP-76855 who hangs out with SCP-57748."
Hey, this is the author of SCP-5692. Thanks for covering my article! Nice for it to get some attention after all this time. You did a great job reading. Keep up the good work!
Do you intend to expand more on Keswick?
Congrats with this
you made my favourite scp so far!
Yeah! I wanna know more about Keswick
Awesome write up. I love it
- so, who's the young-looking SCP girl? please tell me more about her. Thanks!
I like the slugs attitude: "welp, i know your types and I'm just glad your philosophy allows me to live"
Good thing😮the GOC didn’t nab it
"If your planet is weak enough to be conquered by sea grass, maybe that's just natural selection" SAVAGE
OK, but the alien who was posing as a cat and got caught because it was feeling actual cats is pretty great.
I thought waaay too much about that one like did it wait for it's 'owners' to turn around before it ate litter? Did it push it's bowl of food outside for the others? I need more information on this particular additional
Imagine the foundation just comes to your house and steals your cat
Finally, a good MiB style collection of aliens. Top notch quality, makes me want more.
SCP-5692: Once a rat, always a rat.
My alien in space christ YOU TOLD THE FOUNDATION WHERE ALL THESE ALIENS WERE.
It’s referring to itself
The real question I have is.. Is the Space-Pope reptilian?
@Gloomdrake no he was referring to that criminal who wanted to give info on his alien and earth criminial associates to get special treatment. He probably fled to earth because he snitched in the first place.
I can't get over "the incident was contained without incident", its the writer in me.
perhaps a "without further incident" or "without escalation" would be preferable.
@@JerichoDeathno casualties or damage to foundation resources neither did anomaly cause much trouble.
Its indecent how little incident this incident incited
@@patrickstonecrusher This is why SCP-2137 is one of my favorites. Spit that fire bro
Very report/log accurate. So much wonky verbage in incident reports.
Volgun, I've been a long time viewer of your channel and I absolutely love your work. Your videos are a level of quality all of there own. You're a true credit to the SCP Universe. Thank you man, keep it up!
Actually I was going to write the same thing, it is on ANOTHER LEVEL !!!!! but I forgot ! lol
I kinda love the idea that there are other planets with other foundation equivalents
Yet the foundation seems to be the best at it
And looks like they usually take over their planets
Other **realities** ALSO, too
I love how it is implied that this one specially is the better of those, because it prefers to contain and hide them.
@@jwalster9412 yes, as opposed to, say, the GOC.... IJS
Still producing the very best SCP readings out there
Literally
Out of a sample size of like 7.
Granted, he just makes quality shit regardless. Great interface, brilliant voice acting, perfect ambiance.
The one thing I did enjoy that he doesn't really consistently employ was Extra Credit.
i suggest watching the exploring series, in my opinion his videos are of equal quality and much longer
@@thewokwizard5980 I do actually, I really enjoy his content but he does fewer "readings" and more analysis, which is great in its right.
@@thewokwizard5980can tell you that anyone who has found volgun first, has burned through his content and found the rest, and smokes through those only as a cheap alternative until volgun posts more.
I think it's funny that it's named "illegal aliens" but other than that I find them interesting cause they seem more curious than dangerous and they love us enough to see us a tourist sight
Keswick kind reminds me of an MIB agent.
Love? More like fascinated that we're still alive.
@@dog2man1994 Strange as to why people say things like that..
@@jamesjurovic7230 there is a lot of existential treats in the SCP universe.
@@Human-163 Don't exactly disagree
The existence of illegal aliens implies the existence of legal aliens.
Those ask the Goverments first
Crap, you got a point
that's sting when he's in new york
Do to the fact that he/it was discovered under millions of years of rock formation and is only here because he/it lacks a means of returning home, the "Old Castaway" technically has status as a refugee, so thats at least one Legal Alien.
Makes sense considering the Broken Vail timeline.
“Arm leg or equivalent appendage”
Aliens out here selling their probes if you know what I mean
The fact that the pneumoskeletal one uses a sasquatch disguise is concerning, considering SCP-1000.
Thank you for being one of the most iconic SCP UA-camrs! My wife and daughter both know your voice and we will sit on the couch and just listen to your uploads. Call it cheesy or cringe but we love ya, thank you for the great uploads and presentation! You're the real GOAT, stay golden and stay safe!
That's awesome that this channel's content is a family thing for you and your family. I'd say Wholesome Content
I shared The Volgun with my mother the other week. She was thrilled by just some of the classics like the IKEA dimension. Sharing these stories is like listening to them for the first time!
@ozymandiasramesses1773 Ha, my mom loved the infant Ikea too
That ain't cheesy! That sounds lovely.
Nothing cheesy or cringe about wnjoying quality time with family.
I love the trope that earth is a non- contact/ protected worl. There are o many different kids of stories you can tell using it.
Your videos are almost like a modern day radio drama. They're so great to listen too, you're so talented with voices. Keep up the great work.
Most SCP channels I've seen just cover stories about very popular SCP's like 682. This is the first one I've seen that covers lesser known SCP's and I love it
man, if i ever make a SCP film ill have you as the briefing doctor at the very beginning of every episode, keep this up man
Hell, make it a television series, kinda akin to "Dragnet," or whatever LOL
🧐 well now that explains a lot! I believe Keswick might actually be Dark himself or herself from Marshall, Carter & Dark. All items in question that he mentioned would be a desirable grocery list of raw materials for their "production line". And as previously stated all items in question that he had took for payment conveniently disappeared when he get pinched.
Also having access to a wealth of employees to carry out a scheme this large would be up their alley too
MCD has to be involved as they are the anomalous version of the mob. No crime involving the unusual that could be profitable would pass them by. But the thing that is interesting is how many GOI would benefit from this scheme. So it is possible Keswick was just a public face for this con for a variety of players. A middle man who brought people together and maybe has affiliations with many groups. Not a big player per say. Just ambitious enough to know which palms needed greasing. Possible before the moment Keswick approach 5692 the guy wasn't even MCD himself. Just someone with some knowledge of the various GOI.
I think Dark is female, there was tale or something that mentioned her gender.
While Marshall and Carter Are male's. I think i have understood it.
@@Dante_xy7depends. Dark Sr. is a man, while Dark the younger (Iris Dark) is a woman.
@@hahahahahahahahaa6580alright, that was exact what i had Read, But had forgot her name. Thanks for correction.
Dude, this was kinda wholesome, the aliens just wanted to come and smell the flowers, and basically retire on earth
I like to think the non explanation on the nature of SCP-5692-A-32 death and the mention it has faked its death in the past was a hint A-32 is off planet looking for its next adventure
Also I dig the MIB, Leo and Stitch vibes of this one
I really love this SCP. The way he talks in such a chill fashion and bluntness is refreshing. I kinda wish the foundation would let him go, it doesn't seem like he would be a repeat offender considering that he now knows the Foundation exists.
Honestly, hope he gets to hang around the more chill containment sites, ya know, like the ones that have the reluctant dimension hopper just walking around or the rehabilitated murder beast cooking for the staff.
This one was pretty good! Scientific yet still very entertaining. I like the little inferences from SCP-5692
I really like them comparing the SCP foundation to other similar entities and saying how good they are at hiding.
Sometimes it doesn’t feel like they should be well hidden due to all the crazy things they are involved in but they are through it all.
I’m guessing having an unlimited supply of basically magic amnestics probably helps.
I'm pretty sure Keswick was "screwing" with the aliens and stole the ships to go out to the Galaxy for more naughty tourism
Fantastic voice acting as always. Also it's refreshing to get a story from an author with a morally grey take on the Foundation. The cartoon villainy and/or "lawful stupid" a lot of authors prefer is not nearly as interesting, imo.
Cheers!
This was the best one you have done keep it up
Some of these alien descriptions feel really inspired by All Tomorrows. Especially the avian species with a short lifespan going on holiday as their last thing in life.
Really love this one. So much intrigue. And exceptional voice-work.
Conspiracy theories in the SCP universe must get WILD
*sigh* I've been to one of those timelines without being detected, I still have no idea how they did notice me but I'm NOT complaining, and I must confirm your suspicions, kupo. The theories can get wild absurdly quick but from what I've learned, The Foundation from the timeline I explored (for about 3 years, mind you) has a good handle on keeping the info secure, kupo.
On a side note, my dimension has an orginization like the Foundation but I don't remember their name, kupo. I'm immune to amnestics so I do remember encountering an agent from my dimension, but I can't remember who, kupo. I remember their face, but the logo the use slips my mind, kupo. Oh well.
-Semas Boreal, Human/Moogle Alchemist
(Note from JJ: Not so much time-travel but definately nearly unrestricted dimension-hopping. The user does have to return home and wait 3 weeks upon return before leaving.
-JJ Boreal, Account Owner)
lizard people might as well be real lmao
Love starting my Sunday with a new reading by @TheVolgun!
I like this one alot very men in black and creative use of the idea like the writer had this idea but really used all their ideas and im here for it
Imagine hearing stories from earth about a large ape creature thought to be myth on a planet you think has no organization for "out of the ordinary" so you disguise yourself as said ape to hide, then immediately get found out cause you look like one of the most dangerous and studied of entities, (TLDR) hey why don't I disguise as SCP 1000
This reads like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's entry on the MIB
always enjoy these m'dude, thanks for keeping going. the youtube algorithm just decided for all of us, that we didnt wanna see SCP content anymore, and so many creators took this to heart. the algo might not be serving it up to interested parties as it should, but we are still here and still wanting this content! thanks bud
15:00 did the SCP really suggest that birds are insane because they live their short lives all out? To suggest that birds are just... Unreal. That birds. Aren't. Real.
Finally! A SCP entry we can consider "cooperative!" Was what it was doing illegal & possibly a danger to life where they found it? Oh very likely. But hey, it was living its life. The additional aliens are a nice icing on the cake. Some just wanted a new life and were willing to surrender to containment as long as it meant safety for them too. Do wish I knew of more entries that were potentially dangerous, but willingly peaceful.
Yeah, like Cthulu being willingly contained to avoid the cultists that spring up from it's own unwanted influence.
So Keswick might have foundation ties? I have to wonder if their memory-erasing capabilities might be foundation amnestics.
Another guy in the comments theorized MC&D was involved
Ooh, a crook Foundation agent dealing with an extraterrestrial outlaw to acquire anomalous items for profit is such a good plot.
@@oobttycould be a chaos insurgent as well
Basically SCP: Men in Black addition. Surprisingly a perfect combination.
“Once a rat…always a rat”
😅 ffs my dude🤦♀️ that was amazing!
Actually made me laugh 😂
I really look forward to volgun drops, thanks for such detailed and intelligent videos, there's no better Scp channel
Perfect for all the alien news going around lately.
i heard they're transitioning, congrats on them for coming out
update i found out they're in jail, quite sad, but im still proud of them for coming out
I always love to sit back and listen to these once in a while please keep doing more :)
TheVolgun again. Your plain english non-accent mixed with an unspecified american touch makes it very appealing to international audiences.
Let go volgun, amazing as always! Love you man ❤
I love your readings! Though I must say I miss the longer form videos 'the exploring series' used to do. Any chance we might get something like that in the future? Either way keep up the good work :)
Ah yes my Sunday nap time on schedule
Top of my list for SCP stuff. Love this channel. First channel I sub to . I got in the game late . Lol .
You make such wonderful content
Presumably all agents working on this SCP are required to wear black suits and cool sunglasses.
Pretty interesting and funny entry, as always masterfully read!. Even a bit of mystery in the end, not incredibly scary as other SCPs maybe but somewhat hard boiled like a noir movie.
*mystery
@@deadkings4035 thanks!
This is one of those files where everything is technically normal and not breaking reality, the reality is just aliens exist. Albeit Keswick has an alien armada.
fairly standard sci fi aliens being described as anomalies is funny
I love this SCP it’s such a fascinatingly mundane sci-fi concept explored in a very interesting way
I’ll bet everything I own that keswick is secretly Dr. Clef or something like that. At least someone who works at the foundation and wanted to go on a space adventure
This is becoming one of my favorite SCP. Dude seems like a cool guy.
i like the idea of a shady businessman selling illegal retirement to intergalactic customers
Love this one, very "Men In Black"-esque, the rat one gave me a good chuckle :D
This video came out at the perfect time ❤
They better have heaps of space bucks if they want to hide out here!
Fastest I've been able to catch a volgun vid on release
Time for class!
Ey you're from the dapper dino streams! You got hooked on the SCP files as well?😂
Probably haven’t commented enough lately. I love these form of SCP cases.
They are to be dealt with by MTF Delta-9: Dey Tuk Ur Job
The lizard is a politics professor.
Volgun is going way over the top with the 3D modeling and i like it
Please god tell me that him referring to his business dealings as "Mostly harmless" is a Hitchiker's Guide reference
That is so weird that there's a rain Man reference in this SCP because I've literally been watching rain man everyday for like a week. that's so weird
Very interesting theories of possibilties that are way out there so to speak. Keep em coming please.
random news outlet: "the president has pledged to build a space wall"
seems like the kind of extraterrestrials that would be running over pedestrians while they're screaming at me "lets just be friends!"
Awesome, thanks for posting. 😺
Love the fact that the Earth is a forbidden, do not interact area, they know the place is just trouble.
Wow this one is especially cool thx Volgun
Love the Douglas Adams reference!
Seems like a lot of the SCP's try doxing each other to get better deals.
Thanks! Can tell me where your information comes from? Thankyou
It’s all in the video description. scp-wiki.wikidot.com
@@TheVolgun thank you, I will read it, you have the best voice for these type of videos. You should do more , even different categories of ETs. Narration of the interstellar wars if you can information about them, SO different to hear such stuff, it is way off the norm.
I loved this one. Very interesting.
Damn ..I. coming across alot of this type of classified videos lately
I woke up one night to find a 10 foot tall reptile being standing in my bedroom just a few feet from my bedside.
I didn't panic or say anything. Instead I remained calm and being careful not to give away that I was no longer sleeping, I looked only with my eyes so I could get a good look at this entity.
After a moment the being turned around and headed for the bedroom door.
I sat up in bed and got a good look at it as it walked away. It's knees were on backwards compared to a human, covered in grey scales, it had a horn like structure coming off the back of each heal. It had to duck to go through the frame of my bedroom door so not exactly sure how tall that is but I am guessing 10-12 feet tall?
I was kinda sad that it left in such a hurry because I would have liked to have some amount of communication with it before it left in a hurry.
I got out of bed to follow it but could not locate it anywhere in my house.
They're beating people in Peru now.
I would have liked at least a slight mention of the Church of the Second Hytoth, but this is cool nonetheless.
Excellent! I loved this one!
I like this one a lot, hopefully there’s more later
Class is now in session researchers. Pay attention, there will be a test.
The only thing ive studied for is a DRUG TEST hay-O!
Wake up babe new volgun video!
wow early catch, nice listen as well
These things always end up sounding like little more than repeated strings of numbers. "Description of SCP-5982 can be found in document 677483 in relation to SCP-5982/a, currently on loan to SCP-76855 who hangs out with SCP-57748."
Damn it I wanna know if they caught or found out who Keswick was now! 😂
You do not recognize the "Bayou Billy" in the water...
Keswick is potentially just another branch of the SCP foundation.
7:00 - A SKRULL!
Really bringing the heat lately
Best SCP channel
john adams shaking in his boots rn
As the son of a illegal immagrant it tickles my fancy when people use the Alien trope for actual aliens.
The mother snake-like alien is more nurturing than native Earth serpents… or perhaps she just likes the occasional midnight snack.
Ayo snake mommy? Snakussy?!
Loved this one. Gave real Men in Black vibes
Is it just me who noticed? Or does volgun's voice sound shaky from time to time as if he's about to burst out laughing?