SCP-2005 │ Predicting the Past │ Zeno │ Extraterrestrial SCP
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- Опубліковано 18 бер 2023
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SCP-2005 │ Predicting the Past │ Zeno │ Extraterrestrial SCP
Item #: SCP-2005
Object Class: Zeno (Medium Containment Difficulty/Low Threat)
Special Containment Procedures: Contained SCP-2005 instances are to be contained in individual Faraday-insulated electronics/vehicle lockers (depending on appropriate size) in Site-65 and restrained with straps attached to the top, bottom, and rear wall of the locker to prevent motion. Earth's orbit is to be monitored for possible additional instances of SCP-2005; following recovery, data regarding the probe is to be concealed via AESIR protocol, and researchers are to disable and/or remove any transmission equipment present in the instance during initial experimentation if possible.
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'do you not understand yourselves?' That's such a good line. Imagine if we were the only intelligent species out there that was this unsure of our identity and future. We'd look like a bunch of insecure maniacs to the rest of the universe.
I'm sure every species that has individual thought is like humanity in this case study. Not knowing what to do be once they do know they're a force to be wrecken with.
I mean, their perception of "Humanity" is based off of sci-fi from various eras with a delay of several decades between when they recieve the info and when they can act upon it. So of course they dont have an accurate or concise picture of what "Humanity" is and where its heading.
It would be like trying to figure out what French culture is in 2029 using only The Three Musketeers and Distinct 13.
@@Im-Not-a-Dog Furthermore they're only grabbing samples from selective spots in the EU & the USA which further skews the data.
You should read slaughterhouse 5 if you're interested in that concept
That sums up humanity’s folly in a single sentence quite well.
"Original audio recorded in 1939" ad starts playing. Genuinely confused me for a good 10 seconds.
What sort of maniac doesn't use ad blockers?
Hey foundation, we got another SCP right here! The Man Who Didn't Use Ad lockers On The Internet. Scientists are baffled as to how he remains sane.
This has one of the most original science fiction concepts I've seen in SCP, and also, the concept of a neural interface that runs on dial-up is hilarious. Definitely a winner for me!
Wonder if it also makes the blue screen of death noise as well? 😂
@@AstralPulse8 I was thinking the same thing...the entire system was made by microsoft, apparently...LOL
I love the "bullets remaining: 00" thing, because imagining what it _could_ mean is so much funnier.
Initially you think it's copying videogames, and maybe it's _trying_ to, but it doesn't understand what ammo counters are, and thinks it's just some text that humans like seeing in the bottom right.
Second possibility - it _can_ go up, but only for an ultra-specific type of ammunition, possibly even ammo that only exists on the probe maker's homeworld.
But by far the best interpretation, i think, is that it's a counter for how many bullets "remain" _inside_ the user, lmao. Like, if you got shot, the counter would go up by 1, and when a surgeon removes it, it goes back down to 0. It might go up if someone were to ingest a bullet, too.
It's so much better that they _don't_ explain it, though.
Did you mean neural. If not what is a neutral interface?
@@aceystar1478 I did, and frankly I am disappointed in everyone who has liked it in the last 2 months that nobody pointed that out before you lol. Thank you for catching that and congratulations on being the first one 🤣
The ‘polymer’ is obviously made with SCP-447.
- Light green
- Tastes like mint
- Probe kicks out anyone who says “yes” to “are you dying?”
- Replication of the polymer aborted because of something that cannot under any circumstances [REDACTED], which is common verbiage with 447.
- Analysis of the visor forbidden as it could shatter (which could kill someone).
this is quite a bit more interesting than SCP-447. i'd forgotten about that one because it's just so... forgettable. but yeah, you're definitely right
Honestly, when I started listening to this yesterday and came across that redacted part, my first thought was "that's about the amount of time it takes to say 'come into contact with a dead body.'" Glad to hear I'm not the only one 🙂
whats 447? not one im familiar with?
@@youdontneedtoknow1057 ball of green slime
It’s a ball of green slime. The slime has amazing properties - the test logs show it having an almost unlimited capacity to improve virtually anything - but the caveat is that it can NEVER be allowed to come into contact with a dead body. Exactly what happens if it does is [REDACTED] and not actually explained.
I love the fact that SCP-2005 was discovered by Are We Cool Yet and someone introduced it to early science fiction novels! And that the alien civilization is not too far in advance of ours! Very original; and the voices used in the video are great!
Makes me think of Avi Loeb saying if we find exo probes then we can be fairly confident they’re not for us because they’d have been launched before humans arose.
john michael godier episodes? 🥳 the whole "searching for objects in orbit before satellites existed" thing is one of my favorite "out there" topics
You took comments to heart from your last video and increased the length of each paragraph!
This is why we love you and your work Volgun!
And the fade in/out is helping a lot in reading too, feels less "forced" to go back to the top to start reading right away
@@GregorifElfeNoir Agreed!
You got hearted for constructive criticism. You win the comments.
@@GregorifElfeNoir Same to you
Love the little details like the audible disgust at the food cubes flavor description. The small bits of character you give Millar are fun and really add to the immersion.
that historical recording bit was sick. Making me wish for an entire video like that lol
If that SCP had the original digital version of Metropolis on him...i think the foundation has a bigger problem to deal with than they think cus the church of the broken god is one thing but the Lost media community will be storming the field sight to get at it
The original uncut version of Metropolis was found a decade ago in an Argentine museum, wasn't it?
@@CantusTropus i believe there's still a certain amount of minutes of missing pieces last time i heard
@@VictorCowothey're recovered in theory, in practice 2 or 3 scenes are too degraded to make out whats going on and frankly all scenes recovered in argentina are still very noticably degraded so a better preserved version would still be awesome
i should rewatch it tbh, good movie
Out of any faction in the SCP universe, the Fifthists are slowly becoming the ones that worry me most.
It was nice to get a tiny glimpse of Dr. Millar's personality thrown in there. I've missed it, and I hope we will see more of it again.
Great as always! Thanks so much!
Don't let the YT slump get you down, all the SCP creators are seeing dips.
I think so many of you guys had great back catalogs we all could dive into during 2020 and after, and slowly, the rush of people finishing what you guys have and waiting on the new stuff simply means less weekly views in this category than before.
Your content is and always has been top notch! Please keep it up! I love looking forward to your stuff!
I definitely exhausted this channel and others during lockdown
I also think new SCP material just isn't as consistent as the stuff from up to like 4k or so.
Yeah, after late 2021. I kinda stopped watching these SCP videos.
Don't know why.
I've got wind that a lot of the creators are changing things up.
That news kinda brought me back, it feels like returning home.
Been awhile, but I'm glad they are still around, still making content.
@@SpectreMkTwo some of it is because the delete shit all the time. Like Dr Bright is no longer an SCP because the guy that made him did something to get canceled so they deleted him. There's a couple others that were the same thing. Other scps got replaced or deleted. Newer scps were just less interesting. Still love it overall though.
@@libertarianclips6370 awe man. I always thought the scp community was above getting into the weeds of wokeness. Dr bright was a personal favorite of mine. The creator better have done something especially heinous if they're going to delete his work like that.
i’m so glad this channel has refused to falter and dip into backrooms content like other channels. You just keep doing more scp’s and i love that
yeah ive never seen anything remotely interesting in any backrooms stuff. you could distill the entire genre and turn the best of it into a single, forgettable SCP
@@filthforce like the infinite Ikea?
@@dlahouss infinite ikea is what the backrooms was. A huge empty space you find yourself in thats both familiar and foreign. With an eldrich horror stalking the area like its their home. The issue with the backrooms is when you introduce lore to it. The backrooms doesnt need lore
@@Virtualmess32 yeah i agree the backrooms is just a proposition and a vibe, you imagine it, it sounds spooky. flesh it out (of course people want to, so they can make content) and it takes away from it
Eh, it’s all a matter of opinion. You don’t like to, but it isn’t objectively bad. I actually enjoy it sometimes, i like the original concept too, but I have the lore an honest chance and ended up enjoying it.
I'm still newish to the scp universe in terms of knowledge. I often find myself revisiting your old videos to help me understand the universe and how crazy it is.
When I first came upon his older vids years ago I was completely fascinated, he’s a good choice.
you found the best channel bro, check out volgun too he uploads on friday nights
I have to say, the earlier videos are of the best scps. The recent ones feel like they blend together, although I still check in.
Not his fault, of course. Delivery is spot on, it's the quality of the content being said that loses my interest.
@@patchez058 ah yeah I get you. Check out the morgal chapter it was 2 weeks ago but it lasted like a month was really good
You couldn't have come to a better place. Volgun is one of the best SCP channels, and he goes in depth with each of them. Not like those million animated SCP channels that give you a 1/4 of the information and get half of that wrong.
I suppose the SCP Foundation could produce science fiction novels designed to trick these entities into creating things that may be useful to the Foundation.
something like that happens in scp 2006
I love SCPs that glimpse into the Foundation’s vintage past, like the testing log from 1939.
I don't know why I love the idea of a space robot ship just yeeting kidnapped humans through a trapdoor when it doesn't like their answers so much but I do.
To be fair, the constructs’ polymer is made of SCP-447, so they really, really don’t want any dead thing to touch it for [REDACTED] reasons.
love the old-timey narrator voice
I didn't even realize this was a new one. So good, I like the variety of voices and descriptions of the situation.
Depictions and viewpoints on this ongoing mess from various points in time. Almost like the varied reports the builders get before each new instance gets contained.
Bonus points for -d having apparently been made by the builders' command once they were made aware of the potential for nuclear holocausts (with the expected transmission delays)
I had a feeling all throughout this SCP, but the mention of The Sirens of Titan sealed it: Whoever wrote this is a huge Vonnegut fan and I am all for it.
horrors beyond my comprehension are the best way to spend my sunday evening!
Love it brother! the change in format is good change in pace, the audio recordings were amazing! That old school radio feel was an excellent touch.
There was a familiarity with the previous scrolling text, and you had the benefit of being able to read a little back/ahead to verify where you are in relation to the audio. It is definitely easier to read this, though.
14:33 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me good
For those wondering, 'Zeno' class AFAIK just means medium difficulty in containment, low threat. Basically just Euclid, which is probably why this term hasn't caught on.
Thanks for explaining. Weird one-off classes are so annoying
I only ever recognize the fifthism halfway through the video. Is it just me or do the writers of a lot of the fifthism SCPs do a fantastic job at hiding it right in your face?
sorry, what is fifthism? im not very up to date with scp lore
Long story very short (because I don’t know it all) fifthism is a religion/religious group in the scp lore, but now I also wanna know what the signs were cuz I straight up missed them
Really went all-out with the various parts in this one.
For some reason, this reminded me of the Twilight Zone episode "Time Enough At Last."
Loving this slightly darker text, thank you! Easy on the eyes like the old layout. Top notch voice acting as always
Stay prepared from these SCP containment breaches! Always fun when you upload. Stay safe!
This video is going to make tomorrow’s commute much better.
Thanks Volgun!
Haven‘t heared of an SCP this interesting and yet relatively simple in a long time. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
I think they’ve got us figured out, to be honest. As I get older, I find it increasingly unlikely that we do understand ourselves.
I'm stumped:
Either this thing is a prophet trying to warn us of our imminent demise
Or this scp is lucky to have escaped the -J designation
Fuck. Man. You are awesome. I could not but notice your attempts to put videos on UA-cam shorts. I love them that said all I can say is, you have a loyal community. Keep up the good work. I can't wait to discover what you do in the next five years.
always love these! glad to see more coming out again!
Aliens: I am confusion. Humanity explain! Why is this "science" but this is "science fiction"?! Humans! Explain!!
the "bullets remaining" made me laugh
I guess this one device got based on 1990s tech, including FPSs
"SCP 2005 A is a teardrop shaped probe measuring 1.4 meters in diameter"
Three Body Problem fans: Oh hey, I've seen this one before!
dude your early 1900s american accent is ON POINT, fantastic work. Of course, everything else is excellent as well. I adore your work.
I love the “Ugh” right after the description of the nutrient cubes’ flavor
Just wanted to say that I Absolutely loved this Video Brother! As Always You Never fail to go Above and Beyond All Expectations 👍
"are we cool yet" made me laugh out loud. "do you not understand yourselves" is so good. no, my friend, we do not.
loving the everything you do
This is a very minor detail, but I like fifthism as a concept, and the idea of some fifthtist idea latching itself onto a strongly held political belief, socialism, aside from just religion is a fun idea. I wonder if anyone else has played around with that.
In general this is a very interesting and fun SCP because not only is it a very fun and unique sci-fi premise. It also has a lot of very cleaver references to the wider SCP world that makes to feel very organic. Like this is part of a wider world rather then a thing that is only connected to other anomalies by the wiki itself.
Phenomenal work as always.
I like to listen to these while going to bed, this particular video had the sounds of the probes so distorted that I couldnt make out anything at all, please keep the audio understandable. Thanks for the vid, otherwise great voice acting.
Another new video to brighten my day thx dude ☺️👍
It has to be hard to figure out what people want from the format but I will say i like this format and the one you ran regularly about a month ago the most.
This is really good, and the Voice Acting is top notch.
The old timey is so fantastic, makes me think the SCP has been going a long time in history. Just like old radio plays, when we only had sound to narrate our stories, most of our encounters didn't have any level of sophistication unless someone clever came along.
The next text is so much easier for me to read. Thanks!
Thank you for continuing to do long form content. It’s excellent ❤🦾
Love having this on my Monday morning commute ❤️
Have you considered doing a video on SCP-7999? I think it’s a really cool SCP that might be worth a video
Love your Videos!! 💖💖
One of my favorites in a while, very cool
Reminds me of a hfy story read by Aggro Sqerrill here on youtube. It involved a human trying to explain science fiction to an alien who considered the term paradoxical.
Genuinely thought you would take a break this week, TY for your work but I would be perfectly understandable if you took a break considering last week's entry
Really enjoyed this one although some of the robot voice effects made it pretty hard for me to understand it at times. I'd love if those could be toned down just slightly in the future but still awesome job ❤
thats a fun one. Thanks for making it an "audio book"
Whoever these guys are, I love them, and they're clearly too good for us.
Oh hell yes a new Volgun vid!!!
Thanks for the video!
2005's voice is like G1 Decepticon Soundwave.
Please go back to the scrolling text, it looks much better and the new format looks like subtitles for a podcast.
the old timey style audio recording is jarring and gives this solid vibes
Gonna say it now, scp 447. The light green and mint flavor on everything!!!!
Thanks for posting 😺
I find this to be interesting. Well it seems that this alien species isn't too more advance than humanity and they seem more interested in learning about us than any ill intent other than the space ship that drops people from a high altitude. I believe it would be a good invest of time and resources to grab one of the scp's that allow for easy FTL and pay this species a visit and send them an embassy.
With how mixed up the scp wiki's canon, or rather lack thereof, is, it's likely this one comes from a time or canon where the Foundation doesn't have such objects. Like there are literally articles set in the future, or articles where Scranton Reality Anchors don't exist.
I'm gonna headcanon this one comes either from before The Foundation achieved FTL travel, or FTL travel is still too expensive for them to just hop on down to reassure the aliens as if they were visiting grandma for a weekend.
@@polarknight5376 You're not wrong about that. Hmm why don't we go talk to 343 about it and see what he has to say about the matter at hand.
someone else posted this and it is definitely true, but someone created this based on SCP-447 (which is itself, not very interesting imo). Probably listened to SCP-447 and then created this idea of, what if this came from an alien world? and SCP-447, which always exudes a green, nutritive multi-purpose slime, is a component of alien technologies, where it's converted into nutrient cubes to be given to humans, converted into unbreakable polymer plastics and coatings, etc
SCP-447 also revolves around this idea that despite being an infinite source of food and incredibly useful in many ways, it absolutely can not ever come into contact with a dead body, or [REDACTED]. It's apparently very bad, and nobody is allowed to even inquire about what [REDACTED] is, lest they be demoted to D class.
This SCP said that replication of the polymer was aborted because it "cannot under any circumstances [REDACTED]" (redacted is come into contact with dead bodies).
And the probe that feeds people the green cubes, asks people if they're dying, and kicks them out if they answer yes.
makes me feel like this poster who mentioned the SCP-447 connection must be right, these probes are technologies that take advantage of SCP-447s, whatever they are.
or, SCP-447s are just components manufactured by alien tech to be used in these probes, and maybe a probe somewhere broke and the only recovered bit just happened to be the weird sphere inside that manufactures the unrefined green substance, which it uses for a multitude of purposes to achieve it's difficult-to-grasp goal
Hey, love you and all of your videos, I hope your always doing well
I would love an after hours further explanation of this one!
I still prefer the scrolling to this static switches
I think I prefer the text crawl
I realy wonder how a direct confrontation between the Foundation these Aliens would look like.
That was a realy good one and presented perfectly. You truly are the Luetin09 of SCP.
"Please clarify" in that exasperated tone is about my reaction to most humans too.
Extraterrestrial SCPs have got to be my favorite.
this is Awesome! thank-you .
I love how this one had interactions with nearly every major GOI across each instance. Just gotta wait to 2060 for a Wondertainment, 2090 for some sort of Karcist set of circumstances.
President Solenoid ‘42!
Really wish this was on spotify, i really love listening to these as an audio book but can't stand the ads as i like falling to sleep to them, hell if im paying for YT premium tho😂
UA-cam vanced if on android. Don't know if its available for ios
The phrase "unspecified catastrophe" in reference to the failed plan to make use of the nutrient cube is peak SCP dry humor.
Alien probes! Damn Furons! Always going into places they shouldn't. Also, love the old entry part.
“they reported that the cubes taste like mint and…salad dressing…eugh…”
These little things make the article feel like it is being read by a human, not simply a sterile recitation of words.
Basically the aliens from Galaxy Quest
I love SCP their saftey procedures will say "It is imperative to handle this material safely that you never under any circumstances [REDACTED]" and just hope for the best
It would be cool to spped up and pitch up period recordings, like the effect in the recording of the Hindenburg disaster.
14:34 oh gawd that must be awful..
21:02 would be odd and or concerning if either of these displays changed, especially the dream related one.
Pretty sure blue means dream or simulation. They've mentioned in other SCPs that some of the foundation higher-ups are aware that they're in a universe shaped by fiction writers.
"the nutrient cubes taste like mint "YAY!"... and salad dressing... "y...a...y"
Anyone else get vibes of Three Body Problem at the start? Alien tear drop probe, resistant to corrosion or damage?
I love that it thought science fiction was made as a prediction of what the future will be. Then it's confused because we're not actually doing the things it's read about and asks if we can understand ourselves.
So basically, these guys are Thermians from Galaxy Quest, except they see our (science) fiction literature as not only “historical documents”, but also “prophetic documents”.
So when they see floor-to-ceiling tv screens & Bluetooth earphones, they wonder why our firemen aren’t burning books (Fahrenheit 451); or they see our automatic sliding doors & flip-cellphones, and wonder why we haven’t experienced WW3 yet (Star Trek).
Poor guys. 😅
My day is complete, sitting back with a coffee letting the words wash over you and sink into your brain so you can SEE it all in your mind's eye..... roughly... thanks :)
Zeno, that’s an unusual one.
I can see in another timeline the ill-fated airship R101 being an example of this scp
Loved the reading style of scp 2005 B
Admittedly, if I saw an adult-sized zeppelin using a mop, I would be completely convinced that everything was perfectly normal😆 Seriously though, I'm not sure why these probes are being treated as anomalies that need to be locked away. They're just space probes from an apparently neutral (if not friendly) exo-civ that's working within the bounds of the lightspeed limit. That's about as normal as it gets.
i listen to these in bed, they help me sleep. thanks!
i really liked 7034, by the way!
Volgun is on a tear this month
Its cool how the foundation and insurgency have made a agreement
Neat idea for an alien species trying to make contact or blend in.