SCP-3060 │ Sleep Paralysis │ Keter │ Contagion/Sleep SCP
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SCP-3060 │ Sleep Paralysis │ ̶E̶u̶c̶l̶i̶d̶ Keter │ Contagion/Sleep SCP
Item #: SCP-3060
Object Class: ̶E̶u̶c̶l̶i̶d̶ Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Individual instances of SCP-3060 are to be kept in high-security lockers within the storage wing of Site-64. All testing involving SCP-3060 requires the approval of both the Site Ethics Committee and Site Command. No more than four individuals may be infected by SCP-3060 for testing purposes at any given time.
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Ah, perfect. I was about to go to take a nap and needed something to fall asleep to. Very cool.
Oh good I'm not the only one
Was... was this one the best one to listen to when falling asleep?
The irony is hilarious
@@soulsilvergaming4833 our name is legion
The irony of falling asleep to this one in particular
Fuck me. I’ve had sleep paralysis in the body and done a sleep study AT PORTLAND SLEEP CLINIC. Got me absolutely flustered now.
We are pleased that the targeted amnestics have done their work.
MTF-Omicron RHD "(The Dream Team)"
Glad some of the foundation personnel beside Dr. Bright got a sense of humor.
I dont get it. What's the joke?
@@augustgurtisen the "dream" team,as in,the perfect team,but with the word dream,so a pun
Almost all the MTFs have pun names, it's really great.
Shouldve been dream warriors
@@The_Sharktocrab A Nightmare on Elm Street?
Rarely is an upgraded containment class done so well. Usually it's some "we didn't realize this was a world ender we can't stop" but I love this one
To be fair, this too was deemed a potential world ender.
Sat down on the side of my bed with this video playing, I was reaching for my CPAP mask as CPAP was mentioned. Thanks for the big spook.
Same. I had my mask on just as they said it. I did a double take.
I had sleep paralysis a handful of times growing up.
Thankfully I don’t remember ever seeing any spooky creatures as I’d always wake up under this one coarsely woven sheet/blanket and see morning light through it while not being able to move.
It was nevertheless unpleasant, though, as I hated being STUCK like that
Always fun when an SCP "manifests itself" and begins to spread itself around the world on its own. I wonder if amnestics can be used.
Perfect thing to see in my feed waking up in the middle of the night xd
Other pepople have podcasts about youtubers that they listen listen to, i have the SCP foundation's classfied files :)
I wanted to sleep while listening to this one, yep it was a long night after it.
I just realized that a Bogart is prime SCP material
Listening to this as I nap and dreaming as I listen and I'm like PENNYWISE!?!?!?!😍🥰
11:46 😳 looks nothing like the cute paralysis demon from yandere ASMR..
Frightening.. lol
Sleepy paralysis is actual thing that happens
My computer running an SCP 3060
"And a clown."
No elaboration needed, terrifying enough as it is.
Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me. Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.
For me, clowns are cringe inducing at best, very creepy at worst. Ironically, IT and the Joker are among the few that neither cause me to cringe nor creep me out at all.
No! I cannot sleep or I will miss a balloon animal or a funny nose honk!!!
Mimes are funny, clowns are weird (and not in a good way)
For those who were wondering:
3966-A is essentially a piece of 4-D spider web from a 4-D Spider that eats people's brain's when they sleep
2876 is an app that lets a person from the dream world borrow your body while you sleep
And the Oneiroi collective are group of people who are native residents of the dream world
You are a gentleman and a scholar
o7 o7 o7 o7 o7
Thanks
This comment should be pinned, or added to the video description.
"Oneiroi" may also be pronounced [OH-KNEE-ROY], which is how I first heard it pronounced. I have no clue what is considered correct - if there is one - just found myself tripped up a bit and wanted to offer that detail in case I'm not the only one.
Thanks for this. How do people remember which SCPs relate to others?
He knows we sleep through his videos and he's fighting back 😭
honestly, as a fellow volgun sleeper, it's better: it means vids can average like two to four rewatches instead of a one-time thing
😂😂😂😂 I did not realize how many people did this. My boyfriend had never heard of him before he moved in. Now we lay down together and he's like "Do your thing and put the SCP stuff on so we can go to bed."😂😂😂
The Dark Somnium does the same for creepypastas, very soothing voice. The comments are full of us sleepers, and, of course, nightshift workers and security guards.
Both channel go extremely well together.
@@aliciaford5470lmao me and my ex used to listen to these videos to fall asleep until I kept scaring her with the chicken man (SCP 3199)video 😭😭😭
I've got an interesting condition where my brain won't let me be fully paralyzed. (This makes surgery interesting...) but side effects are sleep-walking and being highly resistant to sedatives. I've woken up during surgery and been able to move, luckily I just fell back asleep but it scared the shit out of the doctors.
ANYWAY! MY POINT! I've had sleep paralysis two times in my life, well kinda. I woke up looking up into the face of what I can only describe as a witch staring down at me from like inches away, but while I could tell my entire body was tingly and fighting the urge to move, I still managed to what I can best describe as drunkenly slowly swing a punch at the face which looked visibly surprised and immediately vanished. Year or so later it happened again, this time more of a giant spider. I sat up and swung again (this time hitting the wall!) and it again had what I assumed was a shocked look and disappeared again. Haven't had one since and it's been about 8 years.
So yeah, take a swing at a demon when it thinks it has you and they'll leave you alone. Or something.
Bro is literally fighting his demons 😭
I had a similar experience when I was younger, maybe 14 or 15. I woke up with a old woman sitting ontop of me, my limbs felt like icy needles were poking into them and I was unable to move. I was terrified, but I was always a little shit growing up so I spat in her face. She looked horrified and faded back into the darkness of the room. I was unable to move until I fell back asleep and woke back up in the morning. I had one other weird experience growing up where my sister's bedroom door opened up and slammed itself in the middle of the night, this was when I was the only child who still lived there(sis in college, brother in the mental health ward). I fucking hated that house, always felt uneasy there, and honestly blame it for my brother going crazy.
"I thought they were supposed to be paralyzed, dude? What the FUCK?"
Damn, sleep paralysis varies depending on individual. I had one time, and it was quite pleasant if anything. No control over body, but conscious thoughts and distorted time perception. It could be 10 minutes or 2 hours. No idea. But pleasant feeling of lying on water bed, without one.😂
My guy, you've won if this is true.
i've had sleep paralysis a few times, but i was able to power through it using the power of pure blind rage at the fact that i couldn't move.
When the doom music kicks in and your sleep paralysis demon backs off.
Man too angry to be spooped
My cat was sat on my face when I couldn’t move so I didn’t see a demon, although my brain did image two bright white eyes and a smile in the black that was my vision. Whatever that’s supposed to mean.
I was the opposite as a kid. For some reason it was really easy to remain calm about the fact that my body "wasn't awake yet" and go back to sleep.
@@frags6940 It means you were staring at your cat's asshole too long bro! 😱😂
I used to fall asleep to your videos. Not anymore. They deserve all of our full, undivided attention. You are a legacy SCP content creator, and you are instrumental in getting most, if not all of us, invested into the SCP community. Thank you.
Why not do both? That extra watch time though.
I enjoy Keter SCPs that aren't just "Yeah, we literally can't contain it because it's beyond our reality or understanding." Most of them are very lazy.
But, this one... no, the item itself is very easy to contain; just don't use it outside of testing. It's the possible "hidden containment breaches" that exist, & potential domino effect that every single one possesses that makes it Keter.
agreed theres so many scps now that are basically just writing prompts rather than SCP
The fact that some company got a hold of it, almost shipped out 3000 instinces, and somehow managed to cover it up good enough when the foundation found out is an interesting plot twist.
Had to be MCD related. Who else has that kind of clout?
@@thats_oddcomplete with Marvel-esque characters and self-inserts.
That's a modern problem, the vast majority of Keter SCPs from back in the day were difficult to contain because of their abilities, rather than being some unknowable force from beyond our comprehension.
Holy shit, at around 14 mins reading about the one that turned into a faceless humanoid wearing Foundation lab clothing sent chills down my spine. Those poor D class, man.
Used to have sleep paralysis. All I saw was a shadow of a crooked line but I could swear to god it was looking at me. Occasionally it would make a creaking sound and bend closer to me. Weird as shit and I know it doesn't sound terrifying but it was.
I was in the hospital back in 2012 woke up a few days after surgery they put me on a lot of drugs to make me feel good and then the next night I start seeing stuff I was between sleep and not sleep I saw this weird entity it’s was a woman long black, hair with a evil smile felt like it told me it wanted my blood almost like telepathy it got closer and closer to bed and took pleasure and delight in my fear And then it opens its mouth like a predator sharp teeth, like a vampire and then I screamed out for the nurse she came into the room There’s nothing there and I still to this day I remember this scariest thing I’ve seen never can forget it
I feel you. My nightmares are waking up and seeing objects in my room in the dim moonlight. Like, filing cabinets, curtain rails, random poles, spikes, small animals, etc. They're not malicious in their own right, but there is something so downright terrifying on a primal level about a truly anomalous object appearing, moving into, or being placed in your dark bedroom in the middle of the night 😅
Okay the clown part got me, I started laughing as I imagined just menacing honking lol.
As someone who has been living with Hypnagogic hallucinations since I was a teenager, THANKS EVER SO MUCH FOR THIS NIGHTMARE.
If I may ask, what are hypnagogic hallucinations?
@@airyonbeck379 ones that happen as you fall asleep, a real pain in the neck sometimes
RIP 🪦
I love this one! I used to suffer from sleep paralysis as a kid and also would sleep walk. I gained the ability to lucid dream due to constant nightmares which also meant I began to fight sleep paralysis. It feels like swimming through molasses, but I'm able to throw myself out of the bed or jerk awake and leave. My hallucinations are usually shrouded in shadows, and I've never seen their faces. They do usually talk to me or make unpleasant noise. Pretty gnarly.
I dont get them often now, but it's still pretty terrifying when I do.
when we were teenagers my sister asked me one morning "why were you standing by my bed in a cowboy hat". i just looked at her because obviously i didnt do that. she took a minute, thought about it, and said "i saw the hat man didn't i."
yeah mate. you saw the hat man
I used to suffer from sleep paralysis so this one should be interesting
I stopped sleeping on couches because it would cause episodes
Have had sleep paralysis just once. Never slept on my back ever since
@@Jokirockers5when I was younger, someone told me not to sleep facing up because the dead are buried the same way. Never slept that way to this day.
I used to suffer.
I still have sleep paralysis this should be fun
I love the big, complicated SCP's, but it's the simpler ones like this that are scariest :)
Check out SCP-4116. It's related, but not. Maybe
@@Piledriver2006 I just read it and I can see a possible connection too!
Scps like this are really nice, reight balance of mystery and detail. I like when a SCP has a cause but not a definite explanation rather than being a heavily redacted wall of text this tells you just enough to understand whats going on but leaves room for you to wonder about why and what can be done to contain it. Excellent work as always Volgun.
Sounds like the Foundation needs to bite the bullet and ask for some temporary partnerships with other anomalous organizations to help permanently stop whatever group is releasing these things. Because this is a danger to Everyone.
Gotta love the descriptions all being unique and horrifying...and then "A Clown"
I’m truly disappointed that one of the notable discriptions wasn’t similar to that one infamous 4chan post paralysis demon where some guy would furiously masterbate to his sleep paralysis demon that would stare at him from the corner of his room to express dominance, before one night being essentially strattled by said entity that came in the appearance of a busty female entity that was blood red, had sharp claws and no face telling him that if he wants it so bad all he had to do was ask and continue doing what he was doing.
I would have thought that would have been extremely funny but I guess that post was a bit niche. It ended up with the internet calling him a coward for not going through with it.
😐
Sleep paralysis is terrifying. I used to experience it a lot.
One time I saw a Shadow man.
You know it's going to be a good time when you hear "keter, formerly euclid". Well good for us listeners, not so much for the characters.
Might be the closest thing we get to an actual scp
???
What do you mean by that
@@joeybishop5159no idea what they mean?
It makes no sense to the foundation and it's uncontrollable by any means. It's cool.
@@joeybishop5159 i think he meant sleep paralysis being the closest thing to an actual SCP
I love the Researcher Corbyn voice. Is she also TheVolgun with some digital signal processing? I'm thinking that because of the Transatlantic accent.
Considering I haven't found any other actors credited, it must be him.
Dudes just got a great female voice
The mathmatical feature one reminds me of a nightmare I had with some humanoid type entity that had a 8 and a 6 for eyes although the 8 was sideways making an infinity symbol. it wanted to kill me and my entire family and it succeeded but for some reason I wasn't scared of it for my entire dream... Until I woke up after it killed me and I heard it spoke in my ear afterwards...
the entity with the mouth in its torso is how I picture a Buddhist Hungry Ghost to be like
Ah yes, to notice this after earlier suffering from a bout of it. No spider hallucinations that time, so didnt get to see my tarantula friend on the ceiling or the orb weaver wall friend.
Maa! The volgun uploaded!
who voiced dr. corbyn? i cant find them creditted anywhere in the description. they did a really good job
Omfg sooo many ads. Using this to sleep to is getting impossible!
Oh nice, a regular run of the mill Keter. Finally.
Is it just me or do most scp fans use these stories to fall asleep? 😂
I've had sleep paralysis twice that I can remember. Once I was on my back, could see most of the room and saw something humanoid with fiery eyes at the end of the room, it didn't get any closer and disappeared before I got movement back. The 2nd time, I was on my side and could only see the wall. I felt something on the bed behind me, felt as if someone were digging their fingernails into my back (but really awkwardly far apart, as if their hands were fully splayed when they did it) and heard an indistinct voice at the edge of hearing, it disappeared pretty much at the same time I got movement back and turned over.
Every time I’ve encountered a shadow looming over me I always instinctively swing at it’s face before calming down and going back to sleep. Haven’t had it happen again but if it does I will swing 🗿
I've gotten angry at sleep paralysis demonds before and asked them some variation of "why are you still awake? Its late, go to bed!" And then I turn over, go back to sleep, and by the time I've woken up enough to realise somethings up, I turn thr loght on in panic and there is nothing there 😂
The clown part is hilarious!
Terrifying beings.
And a clown.
Lol.
This is very close to what happens with my insomnia. When I get to day 5 or so with no sleep, I get the auditory hallucinations. At day 11 (the longest I've gone, so far), I have both visual and auditory hallucinations. I'm just glad that I know they aren't real. Otherwise, I'd be a bigger mess with worse fits of rage and fear.
damn, i get auditory hallucinations when im sleepy in general . i cant imagine how intense your get from days of no sleep.
@@1hinita I'm currently on another cycle, 55 hours without sleep. Birds kind of sound like kittens mewing. I'm also hearing what sounds like a muffled conversation you would catch from a neighboring apartment. Visuals haven't been too bad, yet. Mostly flickers of shadows or sudden movements.
Ah yes, same old routine. Volgun releases a video, slap a like on it, make a mental mark to remember to play it while cleaning or going to sleep, continue going about your day, watch it, repeat. It just works.
Umm I might be infected with this 🤯 i don't always have this but it seems I always go through phases of something tormenting me and waiting for me to fall asleep.. Once I hit sleep paralysis I can either see or feel something in my presence and I will scream who are you or go away until I wake myself from tensing up because I feel even more vulnerable once I'm fully asleep and I don't wanna put myself in a more vulnerable plac.. The only thing that helps is being in direct light as the darker it is, the stronger it is! On occasion it will respond in voices of my family or on rarer occasions It will be my own voice.. Also now when I sleep sometimes I have past memories of previous dreams and at times it feels like I'm getting glimpses into another life and it's starting to confuse me a little because my memories in my dreams and when I awake mix so I dn if I dreamed it or I actually experienced it and I have intense Dejavu.. I also experience alot of fatigue now even when I get enough sleep or more than enough sleep.. I always thought it was a spirit or poltergeist because il have dreams of fighting evil entities or even the devil himself on very rare occasions in which feels like balance because he can't defeat me but I also can't defeat him!.. Also when I try to talk about it to anyone it seems to trigger it and it gets really bad for a week or two most..
of course the scp fanbase would make sleep paralysis as an scp what else will they make up next
I've had sleep paralysis twice in my life, the first time scared me so bad I couldn't get back to sleep that night
7-8 years ago, I had a dream go from a happy calm dream, of a guy (who resembled the crazy Russian hacker) reading a book or something on his porch, suddenly out of the blue he yells "that wasn't there before" jumps out of his seat and it switches to my room, with Morgan Freeman standing over the night light T posing.
Lesson learned, don't watch Russian UA-camrs and Morgan freeman in one sitting.
I can count on my fingers how many times I've had sleep paralysis. But I do know exactly when I'll get it. The dream usually consists of me being strangled by a demon and I'll wake up paralyzed. It takes everything in my power to move so I can breathe
14:17 They basically are communicating and told each other that the Foundation are fascists 😂😂😂
The scarriest 3060-A entity was at 3:50… Never trust a Clown.
Good job as always, love 💜
In instances like this where an SCP heavily refers to another, are you going to cover the other one as well?
I'm lying in bed with my CPAP on trying to get tired. Maybe a bad decision to watch this particular video :|
Welp. I probably should not watch this before my nap. Ah well, how bad could it be?
I’ve started falling asleep to these as of late. Now I don’t know if that’s a good idea anymore
an endless drone of numbers drowns out any visualizations...zzz...
Oh dude, first time I'm early to class. Here, have a keter-level apple, teach.
This and the exploring series are go to, to help fall asleep to
This is just great. I have Sleep Apnea and I have a CPAP machine. In addition to a quasi feeling of an Alien "Facehugger" sensation when I wear the CPAP, now I am knowledgeable of this. This is fracking magical.
Just remember, if you get this you have some time to get affairs in order…
I also use a CPAP
Love listening to these as I fall asleep. This one was particularly delicious!
"..and a clown." No other information necessary.
Great. I have insomnia and I pray I don’t have sleep paralysis now.
Im still convinced Dr. Miller is an scp because he has way too much access to o-5 files
Did you know you can experience sleep paralysis while falling asleep, as well as when you're waking up? I didn't until I recently experienced it 7 times in one night.
I experienced sleep paralysis waking up once when I was 7. I saw my brother in the corner of the room, it was dusk outside (I think, this was over 10 years ago so it's foggy) and I couldn't move. It didn't scare me at the time. Just another weird dream to my younger self.
years back (again, I was probably 10-11) I had an episode where Morgan Freeman was T posing in the middle of my room ( we lived in a small house, so me and my brothers had to sleep in one room when we were young) we had a weird setup with a lamp in the middle of the room, and Morgan freeman was the plot device in the weirdest dream I had.
I would explain the whole dream but it's a lot to digest and I've written enough.
@@jwalster9412sorry man that second one wasn't a dream
@@willoworm darn
..." and a clown" ...saved the most horrible for last
Wish you’d start uploading these as podcasts! Would be great to listen to
Do you think you'll ever revisit those"extra credit" videos you made wherein you analyzed the scp? I really enjoyed those
This one looks realllyyy nice i gotta say
I used to have terrible sleep paralysis a couple years ago. I didn’t get a sleep paralysis demon. What happened instead is that I would wake up paralyzed face down in my pillow.
Genuinely the most terrifying shit. I was suffocating while the rest of my body was trying to wake up
I occasionally have had something similar, but not quite the same. I wouldn't really be totally face-down in my pillow, but my eyes would be close enough that it would be completely dark, and I guess whatever causes "sleep paralysis demons" to appear would cause something vaguely terrifying to appear in that dark space, flood me with adrenaline, and I'd be awake. I dunno what the fuck to really describe them, but I swear to god-and I'm not making this shit up-it sometimes looked like Herobrine from Minecraft. I dunno why, I guess my childhood paranoia of running into him has come back to bite me in the ass on occasion... for some reason.
I've had a couple of dreams that were very clearly dreams and not this but I got stuck on the bed and couldn't move in a zombie apocalypse and woke up just before I was eaten and trampled by ghost horses on the bed while not being able to move or feel.
Ayyyy got in that 30 minute window. Dr. Miller!!!! Yessssssss
3:15 I like how it notably lists some of the horribly disfigured humanoid entities and then ends in clown
The girl's acting isn't very good. :/ It's ok, but I wish it was better.
My sleep paralysis demon has to see a therapist after each of my sleep cycles. Poor chap has been in a state of shock for weeks.
Should not have watched this before going to bed. Should not have watched this before going to bed. Should not have watched this before going to bed. Should not have watched this before going to bed. SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THIS BEFORE GOING TO BED.
I have a lot of trouble getting adequate sleep because my cpap machine makes a lot of noise and I frequently get cramps that feel like I'm being stabbed repeatedly until I wake up Your videos really help me calm down and eventually drift off.
A clown. 😨😨
Well, I sure won't be looking at my mom's CPAP machine the same in a couple weeks when we take our trip. Good thing I tend to listen to music anyways to drown out the sound of the machine and her snoring.
B-B-B-Butt i wanted to see SCP:1562 ;(
Why a carnivorous slide?
A carnivorous slide is not a commonly known or recognized concept. It seems to be a combination of two unrelated terms - "carnivorous" and "slide." Individually, these words refer to creatures that primarily consume meat and an inclined surface used for descending, respectively. However, there is no clear explanation or context for a carnivorous slide, it's just awesome.
Helllo welcome.
SCP-53321
Object Class: Dergg
Descriptiojon: SCP-54322 is the concept of Jesus Christ himself,, and also blablablahblah,
Let live stream SCP-3060 and see what happens.
i think im going insane but in some places of the audio it sounds AI generated
Minor niggle you probably noticed, you swapped D- and SCP- when describing the anomalies and D classes interacting in the first test log. So instead of saying SCP-3060-A-3 phasing through the floor, you said D-3060-A-3. Threw me off at first and I had to check the writing, I was wondering if the D classes were starting to move around too.
So, American listener here. Volgun, baby, you know I love you, but I can instantly tell you're doing an American accent on the word "rather".
Genuine Americans pronounce the "a" as it sounds in "raft" or "wrath", not Eli Roth-er. Involve your nasal cavities a bit, leave wide central air above the tongue, not raising that air towards the front of your mouth. Let the A be pushed out super fast from the back to the front.
Like, if you listen to Bugs Bunny, Mel Blanc kinda spits up his words and involves the back of his nose a lot. Mel Blanc does excellent variations on modernist American English inflection. Very Golden Era Hollywood.
That is the only note I really can consistently give you across years of your content.
I know that makes this sound really nit-picked like I'm looking for problems but I swear: otherwise, your impression is...
g e n e r a l l y very consistent and thus quite good.
Next upload you do, lemme see ya do a firmly Americanized r-A-ther. It'd be pretty sweet. ;O
And...a clown.
This is probably one of your best thumbnails ever
Suffer from sleep paralysis? I don't suffer....I await the demon to appear willingly. Nothing can paralyze me, nothing can halt my rage. Death to the denizens of the Warp!
This SCP is so lazy and unfleshed out... "Sleep paralysis demon, keter class, SPOOOOKY".
Because SCP-3060 only affects people who use the device, wouldn't it be inert otherwise? Shouldn't it be classified as safe?
I had sleep paralysys quite a few times. After 3rd or 4th time I got angry and somehow the "entity" that was in my field of view burst into black flame (aka blacker than the dark around). I set like 3 more on fire afterwards and since then I have not been paralysed ever again. I can somehow "feel" someone standing above my bed and watching me or even sitting at the edge of it but never again I experienced the paralysis part.
I have narcolepsy and this is my life lamo. Hypnagogic hallucinations are unique in that they're fully sensory. I've seen some terrifying shit. Went to get a glass of water at night and there was a man sized slug made entirely of rainbow melting human faces slithering through my kitchen. You learn to be chill with it.
Lol honestly sounds liek Ive been dealign with this for years. I have fream that feel almost 1:1 in time, usually slightly faster, maybe like 1:1.2. I have constant nightmares that last from a few days to a year, where Ive lived entire lives in the dream world. The longer I am in there, the more exhuasted I feel when I wake. Frequently I will have a complete loss of self or no grasp on reality after waking up.
SCP 3060-1
A graphics card with the ability to increase the resolution of dreams.
15:30 Who's Corbyn? Sounds like Niki Yang (BMO from Adventure Time).