Google: What do you do if you spill a gallon of paint. A. Move, change your name, start a new life because you know that isn't even close to all that you've subjected that poor bedroom to.
Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that this dude drank bubbles, which has soap in it, AND covered himself in paint, for our entertainment? That’s what I call dedication.
I imagine at this point Gloria doesn't even question what she comes home to anymore. Brandon is covered in paint, half naked with boatloads of paint spilled everywhere. Gloria: "5 minute crafts?" Brandon nods Gloria nods They go have lunch
Props to Brandon for never once complaining about the OvEr-ThE-tOp VoIcEoVeRs in the videos he watches, because it's always the first thing that comes to my mind
I really have to admire the amount of effort you put in for your videos! The fact that you're willing to cover yourself in paint for our entertainment is very admirable!
Brandon is the definition of Charisma. The kind of person you cant help but love. The dedication, cookiness, the way he interacts with his step daughter. Full of kindness.
2:24 Brandon: When the Title says "Hacks for when your home alone and your with 19 other people. I am confusion. Me: Hey, Don't judge. My sleep paralysis demons just wanted to play too.
Can we just appreciate how much his room has gone through. He poured a lot of glitter in the room, dumped sand all over the floor and now he has paint splashed everywhere! At least the room has some personality. Edit: And a lot more are in the comments!
Imagine the painting in a modern art museum, not only would it be the best but a museum curator would have to describe brandon and the process by which he made it.
On small spills measuring about half a teaspoon, wipe away the spill while the paint is still wet. You can also soak up wet paint using kitty litter, sawdust or cedar shavings. Blot any remaining paint with hot water and a flat sponge or rag.
“Jokes on you- PEASANTS” *bucket of yellow paint dramatically falls* I never thought in all my life I would comment that but there’s a first time for everything
The reason his videos are far apart is because he has to clean a gallon of paint, a kitty pool with water, 500 pounds of glitter etc. Ps I’m joking about him cleaning it 😐
I swear brandon should receive a nobel prize. He wrecks his room twice a week to make us laugh His dedication is absolutely amazing Thanks brandon for everything Edit: thanks for all the likes 💙
I mean I wouldn't be surprised if he had more like this man eats so much stuff that RUINS his bathroom for the entire week just for our entertainment and he's supposed to live of lousy small rolls lol.
“Judging by my previous track record the very next clip may or may not be me completely covered in paint” BBAHAHHAHAHA YALL THIS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT-
And I was even if I was careful I could somehow manage to get marker on my fingers even though I never wrote on my fingers and I never knew it was there until someone told me or I went to the bathroom...
You can skim off the top layer of the paint without spreading it around to a larger surface area. Throw the excess paint away and occasionally wipe off the putty knife with a paper towel. Once you have removed as much of the paint as possible with the scraper you can wipe up the rest of the paint.
Google: What do you do if you spill a gallon of paint.
A. Move, change your name, start a new life because you know that isn't even close to all that you've subjected that poor bedroom to.
Funny
Here before it blows up😭🤣🤣
B. Blame it on the dog
@@cassie4516 C. Put the building on fire
Hi
Ngl the fact that Brandon's room is still somehow in considerably good shape after everything he has done to it is a miracle
He has a fantastic cleaning lady.
@@RunHomeKaila is*
He probably gets a new room for every video. It's the only logical solution.
@@jonkasponkassak6663 He is a fantastic cleaning lady.
@@RunHomeKaila
..no..no..no..
“dispair…. dis-pair of knees” 😭 literal tears fell from my eyes
Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that this dude drank bubbles, which has soap in it, AND covered himself in paint, for our entertainment? That’s what I call dedication.
No kidding
Literally Fr
Yessss
Then sat in the paint😭 and probably got it all over his carpet
Mhm
I imagine at this point Gloria doesn't even question what she comes home to anymore.
Brandon is covered in paint, half naked with boatloads of paint spilled everywhere.
Gloria: "5 minute crafts?"
Brandon nods
Gloria nods
They go have lunch
they sit on the floor because the toilet is now their table
Glad he has a house somewhere else
At Taco Bell
@@NatashaQuinonez no
Just a typical day for them two
Props to Brandon for never once complaining about the OvEr-ThE-tOp VoIcEoVeRs in the videos he watches, because it's always the first thing that comes to my mind
Brandon: testing 5 min crafts hacks
His house: ah shit here we go again
his cleaning lady "ah shit here we go again! and OVERTIME!"
I read Minecraft First xD
You are amazing 👌
“This one is called dispair”
*DIS PAIR OF KNEES*
Gets me every time
That was actually a really good pun 😂
Same
Same here
Junko?
{Nova_ Darkheart} 😂😂
THE WAY HE THREW HIMSELF AT THE CANVAS- 💀
Like a real artist puts himself onto the painting
He simply IS the painting
only a real artist is the painting
I really want it ngl xD
Lol
Oh my God 🤣
“Are you tired of the people around you?”
Brandon: *immediately* yes
Ha
Looks at camera. 😂
Me: hey!
haha yesss
Lmao Looks around. Is alone. Still true
*Cries*how dare u Brandon
I can’t express how much I love Brandon’s laugh. It makes me happy and I wish I had a laugh like that
Mom: “why is that man throwing himself around like that” Me: “oh it’s just brandon being brandon”
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Yep nothing out of the ordinary here
I know I'm not sure what my mom would think about his videos lol
Nothing out of the ordinary
Yeah that is so true
The fact that there is no into or outro makes this 20x better
i don't even know how you would make a intro for this video
@@Emmanuella07 sooooo true
My dude there almost never is
I really have to admire the amount of effort you put in for your videos! The fact that you're willing to cover yourself in paint for our entertainment is very admirable!
Brandon is the definition of Charisma. The kind of person you cant help but love. The dedication, cookiness, the way he interacts with his step daughter. Full of kindness.
THAT IS SO TRUE… OMG 😀
300
Brandon is now officially Hulk’s skinny little brother!
Hank. Brandon is now Hank
The fact that he makes his room a mess and then cleaned it up just for his subscribers makes him a really nice UA-camr
I’m sorry but can we take a second to appreciate the fact that Brandon covered him self in paint to makes us have a heart attack for laughing so hard
This guy is the frickin GREATEST
yeah
He needs his own comedy show.
Yeah true
Remember guys this is his job and he does get paid to make a mess
"Are you tired of the people around you?"
me: Constantly. Yes. Even alone. YES.
Same
Same bro
1:30 my first thought when you said that was oh my God he's going to be covered in paint
“This one is called the old yeller because when my girlfriend gets home, she’s gonna yell at me” 😂😂😂😂😂
XD I love brandons smart jokes!
Yeah but I’ve never seen his girlfriend on camera
@@Mthompson8882 She has appeared in some videos, she also has a UA-cam channel!
@@Lucia-xl1jp what’s her UA-cam channel name?
@@lovinalexx7303 ua-cam.com/users/mariaagloriaa that her Chanel :)
I lost my shit when he was like "In the next scene... ill probably be covered in paint" and delivered
if Brandon were to make a Try Not to Laugh, I'd immediately lose by laughing at him trying not to laugh
@@interiorjay sameeeeeee
i read that as "ill probably be covered in pain" and honestly that sums up the last 2 years pretty well
2:24
Brandon: When the Title says "Hacks for when your home alone and your with 19 other people. I am confusion.
Me: Hey, Don't judge. My sleep paralysis demons just wanted to play too.
“The next clip may or may not be me covered in paint.”
WAIT BRANDON NO-
*SPLAT*
I can't I'm laughing 😭
Can we just appreciate how much his room has gone through. He poured a lot of glitter in the room, dumped sand all over the floor and now he has paint splashed everywhere! At least the room has some personality.
Edit: And a lot more are in the comments!
Don't forget the volcano. That got stuff on the ceiling, didn't it?
@@ninam621 and the explosive bottles
And its carpet
And coke
andd baby powdet
I absolutely love your shows my daughter got me watching you and you can make me laugh no matter how upset i am with life , thank you
Imagine the painting in a modern art museum, not only would it be the best but a museum curator would have to describe brandon and the process by which he made it.
“This ones called despair des-pare-of-knees” 😂 I’m dead
He really put his heart and soul and every other part of his body into this one
this should be called “Brandon Farris ruins his room for the 100th time with paint”
Or just an announcement that he got evicted
XD
Bold of you to assume it’s the 100th time
No it would be Ft- Paint
Historians: I think what the artist was trying to express was his pain and greef durring the pandemic of 2021.
The artist:
OMG😂😂😂😂
0:05 I’m only that far in so this is gonna be a bunny ride
“I’m gonna call this old yeller cause when my gf gets home she’s gonna yell at me” 😂😂
home depot manager: how many gallons of paint do you need?
Brandon: *yes*
Second!!!!
Home depot paint mixer you mean
@@therewontbetillwefall9105 That would make a lot more sense, perhaps I had beans for brains 6 months ago
@@iamepic6139 lol
its like watching a toddler that can talk, and i love it
I get so stressed when he spills something on the carpet or makes a mess, but then I get relieved because I remember I don’t have to clean it up
🤣🤣 I feel the same way.
Same 😂
Does anyone else just,, smile the entire time while watching his videos
yes❤️
yusss
ever since I started watching this guy I instantly loved watching this
Nobody:
Brandon: has a giant roll of toilet paper on his desk
he probably stole it from a schools bathroom
He literally has everything on his deskkkk😂😂😂
Honestly this format of comment applies to basically everything Brandon does
😂
I remember when he unboxed that. Someone sent it to him.
His girlfriend when she gets home: ....i see you made another video today....
😂😂😂😂
I can hear the sigh 😤💜
xD
He has a whole apartment for vids for this reason😂
Problably
gonna be honest I forgot this guy existed for a good year and he's still hilarious.
I'm always riddled with anxiety when Brandon uses things like paint anywhere near his carpet
At this point he just plain owes his landlord a total renovation on at least that room. So why not?
“Security deposit? oh we don’t know him” - Brandon Farris
my day went from good to terrible and back to good. thank you for always turning my days around
This poor room has gone through a lot and it is now forever traumatized-
“Hey Kelly do you got anything to do later?”
Kelly: ...
“Good. Call an ambulance.”
On small spills measuring about half a teaspoon, wipe away the spill while the paint is still wet. You can also soak up wet paint using kitty litter, sawdust or cedar shavings. Blot any remaining paint with hot water and a flat sponge or rag.
“Enjoy life once in a while”
*Breaks neck on canvas*
Lol
Well at least he lived once before he stupidly died.
XD this made me smile! I love dark humor!
That happens and the news title famous redhead celebrity dies from being a crackhead by breaking his neck on a canvas while covered in paint
Thanks for all the likes guys!!
“Go ahead and take a seat” “Where?” Because the plate of food is still on the toilet seat now that is a callback
gestures with hands "Art!"
😂 this is probably one of my favorite videos ever!! It always makes me laugh so hard.
Imagine his girlfriend gets home and he’s just laying in a pile of paint and covered in paint
She would then say "we have to move....so I have been looking at houses" or "Not even going to ask..."
Only 5 seconds in and brandon has already made an unhealthy amount of dad jokes
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
*clap clap clappp*
Whats your definition of "unhealthy ". Lol
@@MsFoxyShay lol the kind where I can't breath from laughing
Looking like Old Gregg with that green paint and I love it!!
“Jokes on you- PEASANTS” *bucket of yellow paint dramatically falls* I never thought in all my life I would comment that but there’s a first time for everything
*Brandon Moving Out*
Brandon: So are you giving me back my deposit in the form of a check or just cash?
Landlord: I’m calling the police.
LOL
He always makes me smile when I’m sad
The reason his videos are far apart is because he has to clean a gallon of paint, a kitty pool with water, 500 pounds of glitter etc.
Ps I’m joking about him cleaning it 😐
replace his carpet, get new shelves, recover from the toxicity to his body, etc
Don't forget all that sand he put directly on the carpet! XD
@@catlover4024 how could I forget XD
He doesn't clean it. Someone else does
@@purplelonghorn07 true, he's gotta wait for his cleaner to do all that
"Is that a Kate Sprayed? A Dewy Vuitton? Thats a pretty nice Balenci-AGUA." IS NO ONE ELSE APPRECIATING THE SOPHISTICATION OF THESE PUNS?
I know right!!
I appreciate them very much
I know
I have serious respect for him. He does the craziest shenanigans for a joke and then takes the time to clean it thoroughly.
A 3 minute Brandon video is equivalent to 30 minutes of content
or a world of fun and covering yourself in paint and smashing yourself on a canvas!
I guess we don’t wanna see Brandon when he’s angry....he’ll cover everything you own and love in paint.
The fact the he even painted his moobs-*wheeze
Angry brandon is when you have your favorite, the kindest teacher ever mad at you, it's the saddest and the most terrifying thing ever 😭
dont forget about the glitter too
"Save a turtle. *Ride a cowboy* "
IM SOBBING
This beautiful man doesn’t know he’s making everybody days better
This dude deserves more love. he could probably bring a smile to anyone's face without trying.
His videos are the definition of what quarantine was like.
can we just take a moment to realize he makes that room a mess just to make us smile
The “THATS MY BUTTCHEEKS” made me laugh soooo much😂😂😂
Frs
It's kind of adorable in a Brandony kind of way.
Your really a good UA-camr I can’t get as good as you and I have been planning for years to end it all for myself
I swear brandon should receive a nobel prize.
He wrecks his room twice a week to make us laugh
His dedication is absolutely amazing
Thanks brandon for everything
Edit: thanks for all the likes 💙
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@@leandradaffe1684 how about you subscribe @to shut the hell up bot
@@leandradaffe1684 umm no -_-
@@leandradaffe1684 shut up
“Save a turtle ride a cowboy” 😂😂 I’m gonna start saying that
When he whispered help meee…..I died😂0:40
1:36 New Hulk movie looks sick
True artists put themselves into every canvas. Brandon puts himself in, on and around the canvas, and the canvas puts itself on Brandon 😂
Why does that sound like 18+ content. Nofront
1:24 yes
Well that’s an big roll of toilet paper-
Where was that when the pandemic hit?
@@addison3555 he actually got it during the pandemic
When the world needed it most it vanished
@@essie2089 yes!!! Atla reference
I mean I wouldn't be surprised if he had more like this man eats so much stuff that RUINS his bathroom for the entire week just for our entertainment and he's supposed to live of lousy small rolls lol.
I feel like brandon is just everyone's online dad and I love it hes the best
I am sick but u made my day by making me smile bc your videos are so funny.
When he was covered in paint, that’s how it feels to be a painter, trying not to get paint on yourself, it’s *everywhere.*
Me: *Wears A T r a s h B a g While I Paint*
@@yournewmomdenkipikachu3567 never thought o’ that :0
@@people.ruin.everything Lol Wear A Trash Bag If You Wanna Look Like A Burnt MarshMallow With A Head Legs And Arms
@@yournewmomdenkipikachu3567 I’d think it’d be a mood look 😌👋
@@people.ruin.everything True Tho-
Video; “Are you tired of the people around you?”
Brandon: *no hesitation* “Yes.”
You always make me laugh!!! 😂
Brandon: the next clip may or my not include me being covered in paint
Two seconds later…
"Runs at a canvas covered in paint "
I wonder if he's still finding purple glitter in his room from the box of glitter. 😂
Me to 😊 anyway have a great day 😊
“Judging by my previous track record the very next clip may or may not be me completely covered in paint” BBAHAHHAHAHA YALL THIS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT-
"What is it a Balenci-AGUA" this had me wheezing xD
Someone never said, “The artist IS the painting”
😂😂😂
Omg imagine Autum’s friends watching this in 5 years XD XD
Oh my gosh thank you Brandon so much I really appreciate it
"This one is called despair"
My first thought: M U K U R O I K U S A B A, THE ONE THEY CALL T H E U L T I M A T E D E S P A I R
I was looking for a comment like this.
Yes, just yes.
Y E S
Glad to know I wasn’t the only one who thought about danganronpa at that 😭
I immediately thought it and im happy somebody else did to
Did y’all just find him somewhere in your recommend and now just watch him like every day? Or just me? Just me? Ok
I've never seen any UA-camr go this far to entertain his/her audience. Real dedication 😂 gotta love em
Brandon: “This ones called despair...DIS PAIR OF KNEES!”
😂😂😂
Me: Danganronpa!??
3:11 he do his little dancey dance 🕺🏼💃🏽
Brandon: despair
*the entire Danganronpa fandom commenting*
Yes
He’s the only guy I know on UA-cam that can make a 4 minute video funny 😂
I can just imagine his girlfriend coming home and seeing him covered head to toe in paint 😂
He wouldn’t dare go home like that. This disaster is done in his own office 🤣
@Elliot Bergh he doesn’t live in that apartment any more, it’s used as his office. He lives separately with his family.
At this point she would be weirded out if he wasn't covered head to toe in paint.
@@B.McAllister i like to think she has no idea and he just leaves for work and comes home like he has a normal accounting job. 😂
I really want to see his girlfriend's reaction of her walking in on him out of nowhere 😂😂😂
“Where did he go-“
(Seconds later) “ITS THE HULK “
Me: *Entering art class in first grade* Me:"judging by my previous actions this May or may not be me ending up cover in paint"
And I was even if I was careful I could somehow manage to get marker on my fingers even though I never wrote on my fingers and I never knew it was there until someone told me or I went to the bathroom...
I am but a simple human
I see Brandon ✨I click✨
You can skim off the top layer of the paint without spreading it around to a larger surface area. Throw the excess paint away and occasionally wipe off the putty knife with a paper towel. Once you have removed as much of the paint as possible with the scraper you can wipe up the rest of the paint.