Can we just appreciate the amount of sacrifice he’s put in here. He literally spilled toilet water and stuck the plunger to his desk and his face 😂. He’s one tough guy
3:45 “Hey big boy, *Eughh* ” “They call me chalk dust *hughh* ” “All I want for Christmas is you man, *ohhoh weee* “ “Hey I got a question for ya, still got that rash? *hougghhhh not anymore* “ *UGEAHHHGGAHHH*
"Steven" always gets me 😂 I showed my own mother this guy and she even laughs at the content lol . You're content is literally just chefs kiss, 10/10 would recommend to anyone. "Leave her with the bill.... I mean leave him... I mean-"
I feel like if Brandon ever hired a maid she'd walk in, see all of the pure chaos that Brandon had made and immediately back out of the house while crossing herself.
Brandon, you are genuinely the funniest and most entertaining person. Thank you so much for the amazing videos that you create. You make my day everyday! Never change the person you are. You're awesome.
lol if I had a nickel for every time Brandon took his plunger out of his bathroom without checking to see if there’s water in it first, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's wierd that it happened twice ._.
He had the water bottle in his pants between his legs, you can see in the second frame his legs are more closed and you can kinda hear the plastic crinkle slightly before it cuts away lol
@@chronicjointpain810 ahaha says the man who used none, and why you are assuming English is his native language? Could easily be someone bilingual who’s picked it up as a second language, and obviously isn’t going to be fluent.
Water spills on electronics and floor
Normal human: Quickly grabs towel and wipes up water
Brandon: Ummmm... towel... *throws towel at mess* fix it!
😭🤣
😂😂
i guess i’m not normal because i do the same thing
I'm your 1000th like 😁
Omg 1k likes WHAT
THANK YALL SO MUCH OMG
"Wanna know this impossible to drink trick is done?"
"Cement"
Now we know who's the evil here
An Armyweeb u got a lot of likes in 16min
@@elliotelliot9015 idk whats going on
Lol
Hehe I’m the 1,000
Yeah, the idiot who invented an undrinkable drink
im honestly getting a little worried about Kevin, he deserves better
Tbh, I'm a little worried about STEVEN!
ua-cam.com/video/5_3TjuDCW7s/v-deo.html
I agree with both of you
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
He really does
“sMeLl thIs… OH I SMELL THIS OHH EWWW” had me rolling 😂😂
Brandon is a legit legend, he needs all comedy Oscar’s 🏆
Edit 1: thank you for 115 likes :)
legit*
@@colynrobinson212your blind because she spelt it right-
@@Burntbiscuits_6 I fixed it lol
"If you rip your Sunday's best just turn it into a Sunday's vest "
*This man is a poet by heart.*
Can we just appreciate the amount of sacrifice he’s put in here. He literally spilled toilet water and stuck the plunger to his desk and his face 😂. He’s one tough guy
And peed pants
@@keyliano1842 i was gonna say that
Badboyhalo is that you
@@CamTheMan8829 do you like izuku or kirishima
@@CamTheMan8829 ....
Get you one of these 10th kingdom Blu-ray dvds!
me when first replay leTS GOOO
It's actually a great series tv movie
IVE BEEN SUBBED TO U FOR A YEAR NOW BE PROUD IK ITS NOT THAT LONG BUT STILLL
I remember 10th Kingdom was a tv series... is it a movie now?!
@@emzevz3916 Same one! Just all fit onto bluray
The fact that Brandon had a plunger full of toilet water stuck to his table and he said “don’t panic” has made my day 🤣😂
and on his face😂
Fr
Fr?
“Don’t panic, don’t breathe either”
-BrandonFarris 2021
Me in some of my panic attacks. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I feel calm now
Yesh
That's essentially the motto of 2020.
"Dont panic...don't breathe either"
-Brandon
I’ve never seen someone this brave to do things at the expense of loosing your electronics and home
your clearly new to this channel
@@ghostlygamer8041 I’ve been watching these since December, I just haven’t gotten to comment this yet
@@ThatFreestyler97 lol
You are new then
E
Brandon Farris is one of the funniest comedians on UA-cam, I can honestly just sit here for hours watching him.
same
I watch him and only him everyday
Same
I listen to his car logs when im at work. All 100 of them.
Same 😂😆
3:45
“Hey big boy, *Eughh* ”
“They call me chalk dust *hughh* ”
“All I want for Christmas is you man, *ohhoh weee* “
“Hey I got a question for ya, still got that rash? *hougghhhh not anymore* “
*UGEAHHHGGAHHH*
fr brandon will literally sacrifice his whole life just for content
ua-cam.com/video/5_3TjuDCW7s/v-deo.html
How does this have 583 likes but no comments
@@okaybeta318 i have no idea
i just realized myself
@@afterlife.5138 lol
WTH 1K LIKES
Brandon: “you have a plunger in your backpack?”
Me: “Well she needed it for the bus duhhh.”
No one:
Doctor: why do you have an infection on your lips?
Brandon: I put a plunger on my face...
Doctor:
Omg I was reading this and it made me laugh so much lol
😂😂
Also doctor: 👁👄👁...........
I put a plunger on my face... 😂
Believe me we've seen worse
The fact that his room is clean after every experiment he has done is a miracle lol
Life without brandon is a life without laughter or sunlight
You, my friend, are speaking something called "facts".
And water.
@@tinuvielx facts nothing but facts
@@malazloza2470 you forgot fax
Yes it is
Brandon: “Hey big boy, they call me Chalk Dust!”
Me: thinking: “This is a big mess! Haha” 😂
I was thinking, they have proven talc powder can cause cancer! But hey!
Me showing my kids this in 2044: “And this is how Brandon Farris got asthma”
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
facts
The “they call me chalk, dust” all ways gets me 😂🤣
Fr 😂
“You should not be able to play violin with a knife on your balloon.”
Brandon 2021
No one:
Literally no one:
Brandon: *puts plunger onto face*
Lol right 🤣 idk why no one is talking about this. I literally was looking for a comment about it
True
That’s literally descosting to put it on you face
Eww! ? :)
This is what he said when the plunger got on to the camera *uh don’t panic don’t breath either*
Except Jacob Nobles, anyone know him? He’s known as the plunger boy
"Steven" always gets me 😂 I showed my own mother this guy and she even laughs at the content lol . You're content is literally just chefs kiss, 10/10 would recommend to anyone.
"Leave her with the bill.... I mean leave him... I mean-"
“These life hacks are so useful”
-Said no one ever
Yeah people should just read Heloise and stuff for practical advice imo.
These life hacks are so useful
@@beekedout555 no
Me: *laughing my ass off*
My mom: *walks in* are you crying?
Me: *laughs harder*
I legit sound like I’m crying when I laugh 💀💀
@@Isabel-sr8ep same
Mē tø
Same
“Smell this...”
“oh! I smell this.. ewww-“
“Don’t panic....Don’t breath either.” - Brandon Farris 2021
🤣🤣🤣
Brandon is the uncle we all want in life.❤
Yes, he looks very uncley in this video
The way he say “sTEEfffAn?!” And “KEVIN” will never fail to make me laugh. 😂
The toilet water has returned.
😭💀
And the pickle!
@@VCVerse "KeViN!"
I feel like if Brandon ever hired a maid she'd walk in, see all of the pure chaos that Brandon had made and immediately back out of the house while crossing herself.
He has a cleaner! She walks in and giggles lol
She shows behind the scenes on facebook (Brilliant Bee) and tiktok(@dirtiest_dooder) :)
Lol yeah
3:20, you look so perfectly insane here. lol
Normal people’s favorite word: love
Brandon’s favorite word: kEviN
I disagree. I believe it would be: StEvHaN
Or STEVIN...😂
@CrispyNuggs Kelly?
Kevin and Kelly. The K team.
KeLlY
Well, obviously the thing the room permanently covered in glitter and water damage needs now, is baby powder in every crevice.
Me too
And even _more_ water damage.
Don't forget the human piss stain now
Itll just absorb the excess water 🤚🏻🤣
I'm convinced that room could rival ninth grade science labs after explosive experiments and win.
I’m surprised Brandon has always had a clean room after every single time he makes a mess on every video
He has a cleaner but I think it’s just to clean the carpet but like same
He has a maid who post pictures of his messy room lol
Exactly
57rty9ouu
@@Xinx12 you good?
Brandon, you are genuinely the funniest and most entertaining person. Thank you so much for the amazing videos that you create. You make my day everyday! Never change the person you are. You're awesome.
I can’t even imagine how many towels he uses and washes every month absolutely
@xxthat_one_weebxx i was just thinkin about it😂😂😭poor cleaners
@@birdiekins2839 she actually loves her job and has alot of fun with it
Imagine how many balloons he uses
I don’t think he just needs towels
He use a cleaning service
"Still got that rash?"
"Not any more."
*c o u g h*
Ranboooo
Ooo ranboo pfp
I see a person of culture
@@foldingcomet ye
Is this the second time he’s taken his plunger out of his bathroom without checking to see if there’s water in it first?
I refuse to question him anymore
lol if I had a nickel for every time Brandon took his plunger out of his bathroom without checking to see if there’s water in it first, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's wierd that it happened twice ._.
:O oOooooooOo thx for heart Breandon :D that;s like the 3rd or 4th time in my life getting a heart on my comment from a youtuber
0:36 the water keeps killing me BRANDON WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME?!
“All, I want for Christmas is youhoweewe e”
-Brandon Farris 2021
I read this around the time I got to it and it made it 10x better.
@@Succui same
I am not seeing any comments on how he either made it look like he peed himself, or he ACTUALLY peed himself.
ikr?
i was looking for this
Waterbottie ig
4:05 I'm I the only one who feels like Brandon's looks like he's from the future
He had the water bottle in his pants between his legs, you can see in the second frame his legs are more closed and you can kinda hear the plastic crinkle slightly before it cuts away lol
Me: "ima see how long i can go without laughing"
Brandon in the first minute: "Oh okay, Excalibur's toilet plunger, huh?"
Ikr 😂
😭💀
i cant even with that part
I love watching your old content it's so chaotic
Really😂😂😂😂
(\_/)
(• .•)
(\❤/)
Ok are we just gonna ignore the fact that Brandon literally ROCKED the butthole pant jacket??
A literal fashion icon 🙌🏼
That is the new look
0:36
3:03
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he looked like obi wan
I love how he doesn’t care that everything was covered in baby powder
He has a cleaner she's called the Dirtiest_dooder on tiktok. Not sure if its proper spelling but yea check her out
Lol that part was so funny!
Have you seen the one where he doesn’t care everything in his room falls
Pretty cool
Including his lungs
and that one time he had glitter
“They call me chalk dust..” 😂😂😂
i cant breathe and he scared himself with a stapler
I’m not even joking I’ve been saying this since the moment this video was realised 😂
0:56 OMG, that is my favorite part, it got me so good, I just laugh so hard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The amount of Bacteria that is thriving on his desk. I can't even imagine.
_plunger water_
Just wanted to say that i aprove of ur profile pic
Me to
Mom: The amount of bacteria In your attitude I can't believe
Me:how does that even make sense
the amount if bacteria on his face
Is nobody going to note that, when we "passed out" he held up a cup to the camera.
I don't get it
A "cup"
Oh wow what happened I remember nothingg
And in it was a napkin with hand sanitizer
@CrispyNuggs It is an Athletic cup. An Athletic cup refers to a device that protects the penis and balls during sports.
Just another video of Brandon being the human equivalent to “instructions unclear”
LMFAO "XCALIBURS PLUNJA" That got me so bad
“pickle pouches”
“kevin”
we know he’s back when there’s pickle and kevin
Nobody: ...
Brandon: *chokes on a pickle and coughs it out whole* leUfhionvslrbhu8onseilruhns8ou KAHVEN!
YESSS
y e s.
Is literally noone mentioning the fact he pissed himself (or at least pretended to) for a video? Man is legit the funniest guy ever.
it looked like legitimately did it but who knows
Timestamp..?
4:19...?
he prob did
the piss shooting up when he was sitting is definetly fake but i cant tell if him making him piss himself was fake too it looks real😦
"When you rip your sundays best turn it into a sundays vest "
Brandon farris 2021 new album
"How do you reverse it?" That had me dyeing🤣🤣🤣
“Still got that rash”
Yeets baby powder in fan causing a nuclear baby powder explosion
"OOOOOH not anymore!"
Then coughs and dies
Ahahaha xDD
Chlaaaaa
I ALMOST PISSED MHSELF LMAOO
Don't worry just scratch the back of your calf@@castielx01
Normal kids : getting infections from a huge cut
How Brandon gets an infection: putting a toilet plunger on his face
(Edit : ahhh ty for the likes!
Haaahah
Yes
Yes very much
Facts
🤣🤣🤣
“ if you rip your Sundays best, turn it into a Sunday’s vest.” My favorite thing ever said by Brandon.
Stephen
Mine was right after when he said “ Pickle Pouches “ 😂
He was saying that as I read this😂
“Ha run”
“They call me chalk dust” Got me laughing so hard 😂😂
My employees probably think I'm having a seizure because I'm in hysterics watching this.
Yes, when you don’t like someone you need to fire staples at them.
“There’s more than one way to skin a cat Kevin”
- Brandon 2021
4:26 got me dead💀💀
“Hey big boy* gags*” “they don’t call me chalk dust for nothin*gags*”
I was literally dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Not_Nuha SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All I want for Christmas is you man
Ooo wee hey you still got that rash well not anymore"
Im subbed to you❤️
I can’t even imagine how many towels he uses and washes every month
Or how many more plungers he has 😆
I wonder about his poor landlord
There’s a behind the scenes with the cleaning on TikTok at @dirtiest_dooder
Licia Young thank you
Every month? What about every day lol
The cleanup must be so bad. Nice nod to The 10th Kingdom, underrated movie.
“They call me chalk dust.” - Brandon Farris 2021
Title: Life Hacks You’ll Never Use!
800k people: hmm interesting...
1.7 mil here already lol
I'm almost positive that I couldn't actually survive without Brandon, his comedy is too much. I nearly died at the, "They call me chalk dust", part.
“they call me chalkdust” I CANT LMAO
Yessss I can’t “all I want for Christmas is you man”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yass
I'm proud to the 69th like for multiple reasons
"hey got a quick question for ya: ¿Its still got that rash?... Ooohhh not anymoreeeeEEEGEHGEGHJHSDF"
The way he’s like “excuse me store manager”
and pats his chest and a bunch of baby powder just goes everywhere
😂
im crying from laughter.hes so funny without even trying!his vids shuld defo have more veiws.
And you should defo pay attention in grammar
So painful to read this
@@chronicjointpain810 ahaha says the man who used none, and why you are assuming English is his native language? Could easily be someone bilingual who’s picked it up as a second language, and obviously isn’t going to be fluent.
@@jjgp2468 I- its not that big a deal holy crap lmfao
@@chronicjointpain810 ik im just 2 lazy to
Some person: what’s the dirtiest place in your hous-
Brandon: *office.*
Or kitchen
@@CosmicToasties maybe
that and the kitchen from his Google Translates lmao
“Well that rash went away quick” killed me
Just noticed the lamp is gone, must be tired of playing the victim, a moment if silence for the lamp🙏
the lamps still there
no it isnt
@@kyndallshope182 yes it is
Lol u said "if" instead of - "of"
lamp is still there don’t worry
Can we just appreciate that he just got baby powder all over a carpeted room just for our entertainment? (Cause it worked, btw)
And everywhere else. Including the air.
And the glitter and the watermelon and the water balloons
And after all that glitter too😳😹
milk too 😂
I love brandon he brings tears to my eyes (literally from laughing)
wanna know now to make this impossible to sip drink?
Brandon: cement.
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7vugy7uyvb7u
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Bjubhbjh
7yvvguugvuvy
3:49 " All I want for Christmas is you man auu ha hu weeee" - Brandon Farris.
Brandon: “My hair isn’t flowing That’s the problem.”
According to Brandon your hair has to flow to finish 5minutes craft-crafts
no you need the tenth kingdom on Blu ray
I love that he knows what he’s doing. He makes my day every day! I’ve never seen any UA-camr funnier than him
Nobody:
No one at all:
Not a soul:
Not even Kelly:
Brandon: *throws towel at camera* fix it!
Exactly, not even Kelly..😂
I just love how he does all of this in his house 😂 and he doesn't even bother to go outside
It’s easier to vacuum carpet than it is to vacuum grass 😂
1 . Fantastic pfp 2 . Yeah, going lol going outside takes too much energy .
@@Dragon_prince90 lol thanks
@@amychurch u so right I really hate going outside 😂
@@idk-yo7oz going into the out is the woooorst 🤣
The "Ohh OHH! *coughs*" made me laugh
brandon over here looking like a white walker LOL
Before or after the photo shoot 😆
"you dropped all your single digit bills"
Me: cries in poor
He wasn't worried about mold. Just his tenth kingdom on blu-ray
Can’t live without Brandon gang
👇
“ They don’t call me chalk dust for nothin” OMG IM DIEING😂
edit: thanks for all the likes !
ikr
Lol
**calls 911**
Dying*
"All I want for Christmas is you uuuhuuhuuweee"
“I’m watching you Cathy on the right”- Brandon Farris
3:00 where he pulls the plunger out his ARSSSSS
“Leave her with the bill. I mean leave him. I mean-“
I was absolutely laughing my head off when how stuck the flunger to his face.
Brandon spills water out of plunger
Me: why does his plunger always have water in it!!
Sydnee ;)
"don't breathe either"
brandon, how are you so hilarious
like for kevin
reply for stefan
I have done both- XD
StHefAn
SteFEN
Stephen 😮🙏🏽😇🤟🏼💜🎊🤯🙂😂💚🤩😭💜🤟🏽
Funny enough, I actually didn’t breathe when he said not to!
Brandon: *grossed out by the toilet plunger.*
Also Brandon: *puts it on his face*
Me: “ I CaNT!” 😂😂🤣😂
The video: LAZY CLEANING HACKS! Brandon: *mumbles* lazy cleaning... I'm listening.. Had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gets a toilet plunger
gets scared of it because of the toilet water
then sticks it on his stomach and face,MAKES Complete sense
UA-cam be like:
Views: 7
Comments: 9
Likes: 31
Yeah true
Oof
yt had been drunk a-lot recently
uh? thats normal
It says this was posted 2 minutes ago and your comment is 13 minutes ago
The way he just casually peed his pants and then says how’d u reverse urs😂
It was a water bottle-
Ik I’m little crying🤣🤣🤣
@@hooligan7044 its a joke🤦♂️