Can we just appreciate the amount of sacrifice he’s put in here. He literally spilled toilet water and stuck the plunger to his desk and his face 😂. He’s one tough guy
3:45 “Hey big boy, *Eughh* ” “They call me chalk dust *hughh* ” “All I want for Christmas is you man, *ohhoh weee* “ “Hey I got a question for ya, still got that rash? *hougghhhh not anymore* “ *UGEAHHHGGAHHH*
"Steven" always gets me 😂 I showed my own mother this guy and she even laughs at the content lol . You're content is literally just chefs kiss, 10/10 would recommend to anyone. "Leave her with the bill.... I mean leave him... I mean-"
Brandon, you are genuinely the funniest and most entertaining person. Thank you so much for the amazing videos that you create. You make my day everyday! Never change the person you are. You're awesome.
lol if I had a nickel for every time Brandon took his plunger out of his bathroom without checking to see if there’s water in it first, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's wierd that it happened twice ._.
I feel like if Brandon ever hired a maid she'd walk in, see all of the pure chaos that Brandon had made and immediately back out of the house while crossing herself.
@@chronicjointpain810 ahaha says the man who used none, and why you are assuming English is his native language? Could easily be someone bilingual who’s picked it up as a second language, and obviously isn’t going to be fluent.
He had the water bottle in his pants between his legs, you can see in the second frame his legs are more closed and you can kinda hear the plastic crinkle slightly before it cuts away lol
“ Don’t panic, don’t breathe either “ “ pickle pouches “ “ hey big boy! *gags* they call me chalk dust *gags* “ “ FIX THaT!! “ me,my mom and my brother all laughed when you said these things, also thanks Brandon for always cheering me up when I’m not in a good mood! ❤️ Edit: WHY ARE YOU LIKING THIS COMMENT?!
Brandon is my inspiration for being ME ! he is himself and he is Goofy he is funny and he is BRANDON! Brandon if you ever see this comment! Know that we love you and support you!!! You make my days better and my life happier !! Greetings from Greece!!!
Brandon doesn't clean lol. There's this lady that cleans for him. She has a tik tok where she posts the vids of her cleaning his messes. Its dirtiest_dooder
i think we all agree he does it better than the actual hack. ah thanks for all the likes guys, i actually have a small youtube channel if you guys would check that out it would be great. :)
"If you rip your Sunday's best just turn it into a Sunday's vest "
*This man is a poet by heart.*
I’ve never seen someone this brave to do things at the expense of loosing your electronics and home
your clearly new to this channel
@@ghostlygamer8041 I’ve been watching these since December, I just haven’t gotten to comment this yet
@@ThatFreestyler97 lol
You are new then
E
Get you one of these 10th kingdom Blu-ray dvds!
me when first replay leTS GOOO
It's actually a great series tv movie
IVE BEEN SUBBED TO U FOR A YEAR NOW BE PROUD IK ITS NOT THAT LONG BUT STILLL
I remember 10th Kingdom was a tv series... is it a movie now?!
@@emzevz3916 Same one! Just all fit onto bluray
The fact that Brandon had a plunger full of toilet water stuck to his table and he said “don’t panic” has made my day 🤣😂
and on his face😂
Fr
Fr?
Water spills on electronics and floor
Normal human: Quickly grabs towel and wipes up water
Brandon: Ummmm... towel... *throws towel at mess* fix it!
😭🤣
😂😂
i guess i’m not normal because i do the same thing
I'm your 1000th like 😁
Omg 1k likes WHAT
THANK YALL SO MUCH OMG
Well, obviously the thing the room permanently covered in glitter and water damage needs now, is baby powder in every crevice.
Me too
And even _more_ water damage.
Don't forget the human piss stain now
Itll just absorb the excess water 🤚🏻🤣
I'm convinced that room could rival ninth grade science labs after explosive experiments and win.
Can we just appreciate the amount of sacrifice he’s put in here. He literally spilled toilet water and stuck the plunger to his desk and his face 😂. He’s one tough guy
And peed pants
@@keyliano1842 i was gonna say that
Badboyhalo is that you
@@CamTheMan8829 do you like izuku or kirishima
@@CamTheMan8829 ....
“sMeLl thIs… OH I SMELL THIS OHH EWWW” had me rolling 😂😂
Brandon is a legit legend, he needs all comedy Oscar’s 🏆
Edit 1: thank you for 115 likes :)
legit*
@@colynrobinson212your blind because she spelt it right-
@@Burntbiscuits_6 I fixed it lol
im honestly getting a little worried about Kevin, he deserves better
Tbh, I'm a little worried about STEVEN!
ua-cam.com/video/5_3TjuDCW7s/v-deo.html
I agree with both of you
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
He really does
“Don’t panic, don’t breathe either”
-BrandonFarris 2021
Me in some of my panic attacks. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I feel calm now
Yesh
That's essentially the motto of 2020.
"Dont panic...don't breathe either"
-Brandon
fr brandon will literally sacrifice his whole life just for content
ua-cam.com/video/5_3TjuDCW7s/v-deo.html
How does this have 583 likes but no comments
@@okaybeta318 i have no idea
i just realized myself
@@afterlife.5138 lol
WTH 1K LIKES
The fact that his room is clean after every experiment he has done is a miracle lol
"Wanna know this impossible to drink trick is done?"
"Cement"
Now we know who's the evil here
An Armyweeb u got a lot of likes in 16min
@@elliotelliot9015 idk whats going on
Lol
Hehe I’m the 1,000
Yeah, the idiot who invented an undrinkable drink
Brandon Farris is one of the funniest comedians on UA-cam, I can honestly just sit here for hours watching him.
same
I watch him and only him everyday
Same
I listen to his car logs when im at work. All 100 of them.
Same 😂😆
Life without brandon is a life without laughter or sunlight
You, my friend, are speaking something called "facts".
And water.
@@tinuvielx facts nothing but facts
@@malazloza2470 you forgot fax
Yes it is
3:45
“Hey big boy, *Eughh* ”
“They call me chalk dust *hughh* ”
“All I want for Christmas is you man, *ohhoh weee* “
“Hey I got a question for ya, still got that rash? *hougghhhh not anymore* “
*UGEAHHHGGAHHH*
“Don’t panic....Don’t breath either.” - Brandon Farris 2021
🤣🤣🤣
I can’t even imagine how many towels he uses and washes every month absolutely
@xxthat_one_weebxx i was just thinkin about it😂😂😭poor cleaners
@@birdiekins2839 she actually loves her job and has alot of fun with it
Imagine how many balloons he uses
I don’t think he just needs towels
He use a cleaning service
The “they call me chalk, dust” all ways gets me 😂🤣
Fr 😂
“You should not be able to play violin with a knife on your balloon.”
Brandon 2021
The way he say “sTEEfffAn?!” And “KEVIN” will never fail to make me laugh. 😂
Brandon: “you have a plunger in your backpack?”
Me: “Well she needed it for the bus duhhh.”
Brandon is the uncle we all want in life.❤
Yes, he looks very uncley in this video
I’m surprised Brandon has always had a clean room after every single time he makes a mess on every video
He has a cleaner but I think it’s just to clean the carpet but like same
He has a maid who post pictures of his messy room lol
Exactly
57rty9ouu
@@Xinx12 you good?
Me showing my kids this in 2044: “And this is how Brandon Farris got asthma”
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
facts
No one:
Doctor: why do you have an infection on your lips?
Brandon: I put a plunger on my face...
Doctor:
Omg I was reading this and it made me laugh so much lol
😂😂
Also doctor: 👁👄👁...........
I put a plunger on my face... 😂
Believe me we've seen worse
"Steven" always gets me 😂 I showed my own mother this guy and she even laughs at the content lol . You're content is literally just chefs kiss, 10/10 would recommend to anyone.
"Leave her with the bill.... I mean leave him... I mean-"
No one:
Literally no one:
Brandon: *puts plunger onto face*
Lol right 🤣 idk why no one is talking about this. I literally was looking for a comment about it
True
That’s literally descosting to put it on you face
Eww! ? :)
This is what he said when the plunger got on to the camera *uh don’t panic don’t breath either*
Except Jacob Nobles, anyone know him? He’s known as the plunger boy
Brandon: “Hey big boy, they call me Chalk Dust!”
Me: thinking: “This is a big mess! Haha” 😂
I was thinking, they have proven talc powder can cause cancer! But hey!
Normal people’s favorite word: love
Brandon’s favorite word: kEviN
I disagree. I believe it would be: StEvHaN
Or STEVIN...😂
@CrispyNuggs Kelly?
Kevin and Kelly. The K team.
KeLlY
Brandon, you are genuinely the funniest and most entertaining person. Thank you so much for the amazing videos that you create. You make my day everyday! Never change the person you are. You're awesome.
Is this the second time he’s taken his plunger out of his bathroom without checking to see if there’s water in it first?
I refuse to question him anymore
lol if I had a nickel for every time Brandon took his plunger out of his bathroom without checking to see if there’s water in it first, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's wierd that it happened twice ._.
:O oOooooooOo thx for heart Breandon :D that;s like the 3rd or 4th time in my life getting a heart on my comment from a youtuber
I'm almost positive that I couldn't actually survive without Brandon, his comedy is too much. I nearly died at the, "They call me chalk dust", part.
Ok are we just gonna ignore the fact that Brandon literally ROCKED the butthole pant jacket??
A literal fashion icon 🙌🏼
That is the new look
0:36
3:03
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he looked like obi wan
3:20, you look so perfectly insane here. lol
“ if you rip your Sundays best, turn it into a Sunday’s vest.” My favorite thing ever said by Brandon.
Stephen
Mine was right after when he said “ Pickle Pouches “ 😂
He was saying that as I read this😂
“Ha run”
“They call me chalk dust..” 😂😂😂
i cant breathe and he scared himself with a stapler
I’m not even joking I’ve been saying this since the moment this video was realised 😂
The way he’s like “excuse me store manager”
and pats his chest and a bunch of baby powder just goes everywhere
😂
I love watching your old content it's so chaotic
Really😂😂😂😂
(\_/)
(• .•)
(\❤/)
Me: "ima see how long i can go without laughing"
Brandon in the first minute: "Oh okay, Excalibur's toilet plunger, huh?"
Ikr 😂
😭💀
i cant even with that part
Yes, when you don’t like someone you need to fire staples at them.
“All, I want for Christmas is youhoweewe e”
-Brandon Farris 2021
I read this around the time I got to it and it made it 10x better.
@@Succui same
I am crying. So happy to find this channel. Time to get caught up now. You are magic :D
The toilet water has returned.
😭💀
And the pickle!
@@VCVerse "KeViN!"
Is literally noone mentioning the fact he pissed himself (or at least pretended to) for a video? Man is legit the funniest guy ever.
it looked like legitimately did it but who knows
Timestamp..?
4:19...?
he prob did
the piss shooting up when he was sitting is definetly fake but i cant tell if him making him piss himself was fake too it looks real😦
"When you rip your sundays best turn it into a sundays vest "
Brandon farris 2021 new album
0:36 the water keeps killing me BRANDON WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME?!
Can we just appreciate that he just got baby powder all over a carpeted room just for our entertainment? (Cause it worked, btw)
And everywhere else. Including the air.
And the glitter and the watermelon and the water balloons
And after all that glitter too😳😹
milk too 😂
I feel like if Brandon ever hired a maid she'd walk in, see all of the pure chaos that Brandon had made and immediately back out of the house while crossing herself.
He has a cleaner! She walks in and giggles lol
She shows behind the scenes on facebook (Brilliant Bee) and tiktok(@dirtiest_dooder) :)
Lol yeah
I love how he doesn’t care that everything was covered in baby powder
He has a cleaner she's called the Dirtiest_dooder on tiktok. Not sure if its proper spelling but yea check her out
Lol that part was so funny!
Have you seen the one where he doesn’t care everything in his room falls
Pretty cool
Including his lungs
and that one time he had glitter
3:45 bit is my favorite Brandon Ferris clip
Normal kids : getting infections from a huge cut
How Brandon gets an infection: putting a toilet plunger on his face
(Edit : ahhh ty for the likes!
Haaahah
Yes
Yes very much
Facts
🤣🤣🤣
I can’t even imagine how many towels he uses and washes every month
Or how many more plungers he has 😆
I wonder about his poor landlord
There’s a behind the scenes with the cleaning on TikTok at @dirtiest_dooder
Licia Young thank you
Every month? What about every day lol
“Hey big boy* gags*” “they don’t call me chalk dust for nothin*gags*”
I was literally dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Not_Nuha SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All I want for Christmas is you man
Ooo wee hey you still got that rash well not anymore"
Im subbed to you❤️
I love brandon he brings tears to my eyes (literally from laughing)
im crying from laughter.hes so funny without even trying!his vids shuld defo have more veiws.
And you should defo pay attention in grammar
So painful to read this
@@chronicjointpain810 ahaha says the man who used none, and why you are assuming English is his native language? Could easily be someone bilingual who’s picked it up as a second language, and obviously isn’t going to be fluent.
@@jjgp2468 I- its not that big a deal holy crap lmfao
@@chronicjointpain810 ik im just 2 lazy to
The cleanup must be so bad. Nice nod to The 10th Kingdom, underrated movie.
Me: *laughing my ass off*
My mom: *walks in* are you crying?
Me: *laughs harder*
I legit sound like I’m crying when I laugh 💀💀
@@Isabel-sr8ep same
Mē tø
Same
“Smell this...”
“oh! I smell this.. ewww-“
I love that he knows what he’s doing. He makes my day every day! I’ve never seen any UA-camr funnier than him
wanna know now to make this impossible to sip drink?
Brandon: cement.
Vyuhivvug
7vugy7uyvb7u
G g uvgu
Bjubhbjh
7yvvguugvuvy
"Still got that rash?"
"Not any more."
*c o u g h*
Ranboooo
Ooo ranboo pfp
I see a person of culture
@@foldingcomet ye
Just noticed the lamp is gone, must be tired of playing the victim, a moment if silence for the lamp🙏
the lamps still there
no it isnt
@@kyndallshope182 yes it is
Lol u said "if" instead of - "of"
lamp is still there don’t worry
"How do you reverse it?" That had me dyeing🤣🤣🤣
I am not seeing any comments on how he either made it look like he peed himself, or he ACTUALLY peed himself.
ikr?
i was looking for this
Waterbottie ig
4:05 I'm I the only one who feels like Brandon's looks like he's from the future
He had the water bottle in his pants between his legs, you can see in the second frame his legs are more closed and you can kinda hear the plastic crinkle slightly before it cuts away lol
Some person: what’s the dirtiest place in your hous-
Brandon: *office.*
Or kitchen
@@CosmicToasties maybe
that and the kitchen from his Google Translates lmao
“they call me chalkdust” I CANT LMAO
Yessss I can’t “all I want for Christmas is you man”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yass
I'm proud to the 69th like for multiple reasons
Why did I stop watching this guy I love him
“I’m watching you Cathy on the right”- Brandon Farris
3:00 where he pulls the plunger out his ARSSSSS
“Still got that rash”
Yeets baby powder in fan causing a nuclear baby powder explosion
"OOOOOH not anymore!"
Then coughs and dies
Ahahaha xDD
Chlaaaaa
I ALMOST PISSED MHSELF LMAOO
Don't worry just scratch the back of your calf@@castielx01
Just another video of Brandon being the human equivalent to “instructions unclear”
that was the funniest five minutes of my life💀
Is nobody going to note that, when we "passed out" he held up a cup to the camera.
I don't get it
A "cup"
Oh wow what happened I remember nothingg
And in it was a napkin with hand sanitizer
@CrispyNuggs It is an Athletic cup. An Athletic cup refers to a device that protects the penis and balls during sports.
The amount of Bacteria that is thriving on his desk. I can't even imagine.
_plunger water_
Just wanted to say that i aprove of ur profile pic
Me to
Mom: The amount of bacteria In your attitude I can't believe
Me:how does that even make sense
the amount if bacteria on his face
My employees probably think I'm having a seizure because I'm in hysterics watching this.
Congratulations Brandon Farris you are one of the best comedians on UA-cam. You are up there with Brandon Rogers 🥳🥳👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Brandon: “My hair isn’t flowing That’s the problem.”
According to Brandon your hair has to flow to finish 5minutes craft-crafts
no you need the tenth kingdom on Blu ray
3:49 " All I want for Christmas is you man auu ha hu weeee" - Brandon Farris.
My favourite part all I want for Christmas is you man oh oh weee\ that got me laughing😊😂
“ Don’t panic, don’t breathe either “ “ pickle pouches “ “ hey big boy! *gags* they call me chalk dust *gags* “ “ FIX THaT!! “ me,my mom and my brother all laughed when you said these things, also thanks Brandon for always cheering me up when I’m not in a good mood! ❤️ Edit: WHY ARE YOU LIKING THIS COMMENT?!
ok I will fix it
Y e s
@@user-lp1eq1ue3w and it is
Owowoowoowowowowowowoowoowwowowowoowuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu UWU OWO
@@scarlettguzman390 money money money thats what u said
“pickle pouches”
“kevin”
we know he’s back when there’s pickle and kevin
Nobody: ...
Brandon: *chokes on a pickle and coughs it out whole* leUfhionvslrbhu8onseilruhns8ou KAHVEN!
YESSS
y e s.
Nobody:
No one at all:
Not a soul:
Not even Kelly:
Brandon: *throws towel at camera* fix it!
Exactly, not even Kelly..😂
3:45 has to be my absolute favourite part XD
0:14 kevin: *looks like he’s abiut to commit murder* brandon: “ *cool it kevin...* “
*” smell this… “*
@@blueandtrue3027 i was so confused when i saw this notification-
... there's more than one way to skin a cat..
@@alliebuck5214
“I dont like her-“ *staples go everywhere* “oH EuW-“
@@ST4R_SPAC3
She's never approved of us KeViN...
He wasn't worried about mold. Just his tenth kingdom on blu-ray
“There’s more than one way to skin a cat Kevin”
- Brandon 2021
My dude. Nice Coheed shirt!!!
Title: Life Hacks You’ll Never Use!
800k people: hmm interesting...
1.7 mil here already lol
“ They don’t call me chalk dust for nothin” OMG IM DIEING😂
edit: thanks for all the likes !
ikr
Lol
**calls 911**
Dying*
"All I want for Christmas is you uuuhuuhuuweee"
“They call me chalk dust” Got me laughing so hard 😂😂
Brandon is my inspiration for being ME ! he is himself and he is Goofy he is funny and he is BRANDON! Brandon if you ever see this comment! Know that we love you and support you!!! You make my days better and my life happier !! Greetings from Greece!!!
OMG Brandon liked this comments im gonna LITERALLY DIE of happiness 😄😄😄
But the real question is: how does he clean everything after a video?
YEAH
Brandon doesn't clean lol. There's this lady that cleans for him. She has a tik tok where she posts the vids of her cleaning his messes. Its dirtiest_dooder
@@master3969 oh my God ahahaha I didn't know that *blow my mind*
@@alicepizzini4142 hahaha Yes I was surprised too. Brandon should do a vid of him having to do the cleaning lol
@@master3969 *oh that poor,poor woman*
"you dropped all your single digit bills"
Me: cries in poor
I was barely a minute in and I was laughing like there is no tomorrow 😂
Brandon: *grossed out by the toilet plunger.*
Also Brandon: *puts it on his face*
Me: “ I CaNT!” 😂😂🤣😂
i think we all agree he does it better than the actual hack.
ah thanks for all the likes guys, i actually have a small youtube channel if you guys would check that out it would be great. :)
Fax
You big brain
Yep and nah you HUGE brain
Facts
Yes I agree
Why is no one talking about the baby powder 😂 “still got that rash”
Whynis no one talking about if he really sat there a tee teed on himself
Everyone is talking about he baby powder
This man is a legend 😂 I'm subscribing!
“Excalibur’s toilette plunger huh” 😂
3:03
Hahaha, is what I thought.
There is literally toilet water in almost every one of his 5 min craft vids lmao
Ikr 😂
And pickles😂
“Leave her with the bill. I mean leave him. I mean-“