Dooku ordered the village to be destroyed because it was Yoda’s private Ketamine production plant. Dooku was just trying to help his former master’s addiction.
Luke on Dagobah: Say Master Yoda; what's that giant box outside your yard? Yoda: *Good o'l memories...shame that I haven't used it earlier during my younger years*
imagine in the return of the jedi instead of Yoda dying, during the climax of the movie he drops down on the ewok's planet and starts unleashing hell on the Storm troopers.
Genndy's art style is the gift that keeps on giving. Yoda just looks done with everything. It's like he knew a day like this would come and kept a huge chain gun in a crate somewhere just for this occasion
The time when Yoda decided to take a page out of the Warhammer40k lasgun motto: "The Legionnare that scoffs at a lasgun has not run across an open field against a hundred of them."
@@carsoncasmirri3874 Do you know how many space marine slags I've found in open feilds that charged at fully aware and prepared guardsmen expecting to easily massacre them?
--Ignores taunts --Goes to a bar and orders a drink --Goes outside and destroys an entire army by himself --Refuses to elaborate --Leaves Legend!Yoda was a Sigma male
That thumbnail made me laugh wayyy too hard man lol, Yoda smokin' the whole yard out here. Yoda be like "escape for you, there is not. Fucked you will be."🤣
That whole story had a couple parallels to the original Django. Both Yoda and Django didn't talk much, lugged around an unassuming item (Yoda's being the crate, Django dragging a casket), and both using their unexpected weapon against an invading force attacking a town.
Yoda at the climax of the Clone Wars: "Over the Jedi Order the Dark Side is taking over, I'm afraid." Also, Yoda early on during the Wars: ........ Bruh.
I remember reading this as a child and indeed, I still have it in my collection. It's so weird but funny at the same time, you can read the whole thing within 1 1/2 minutes.
Anakin: Rex didn’t we order a chaingun for today’s battle? Rex: Yeah- R&D said it’d be late in transportation. Anakin: Late? Rex: Someone requested it for testing.
I can't take this seriously, it's just too darn hilarious. It wasn't special Jedi cunning that won the day, but merely a single minigun he somehow managed to fire off without a single retaliating blast from AAT gun firing back, which would surely bring him down, even if it was not a direct hit.
To be fair, when a 3 foot tall old green guy confronts you with a box, and opens it up to reveal a giant fuck off minigun, it would take a normal person a minute to wrap their mind around that shit. These are battle droids. They are derpy to an extent by design. Of course they didn't react in time.
Might not be part of the current Disney timeline, but I do feel that the eu stuff is all valid and part of another Star Wars universe where the first six films still happened.
Remember, Yoda force pushed a group of droids off a bridge and made a ship crash into another. He could’ve used his massively OP force powers but chose not to.
Yoda is a master of subtly and finesse, with a gentle soul full of kindness and peace. That he chose to bring the Field Fertilizer 10 Million says that he did not want kindness, peace, subtly or finesse... He wanted to make an example.
Yoda woke up that day, sick of the constant bickering in the Jedi temple about the war and decided to take action into his own hands. Except that no one could have expected how much of a looney toons style asskicking he would hand out.
I literally have the comic this story comes from right next to my PC, had it since I was a young kid, absolutely love those dark horse star wars comics
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Obi wan: such an uncivilized weapon
Yoda: uses a minigun
Judge me by my minigun size, do you?
😂😂😂
That's gotta be at least a megagun
@@Ziel-22k judging the size of that comparable enormous gun with yoda, it was probably mini lol
No, that was a maxigun
“Nice argument, you have. Give a fuck, I do not. A giant fucking gun, I have. Run, you must.”
Basically what all Star Wars Fandom should say to Disney.
😂 I’m dying
This killed me I can hear him so clearly saying this 🤣🤣🤣😭
😂😂
‘With their pumped up kicks, all the other kids,
Run, better, run
my bullet, faster than’
He didn't wake up and chose violence, violence woke up and chose him.
Violence is a question
Yoda's answer was "yes"
😂😂
When violence don't work that's mean you didn't use enough violence.
@@corentinbudzich5934 BDSM folks: *daddy*
It was a bad choice.
Separatist Commander: "But... Jedi are supposed to be peacemakers...?!"
Yoda: "Seen my giant gun, have you? 'Diplomacy' it is called."
my friends smith & wesson
Meet. Yes, hrrmmm
Yoda: "Carry a big stick and speak softly, I do. Friends with Theodore Roosevelt, I am."
Aggressive negotiations
"Saw premonition of a future civilization called America I did, stole idea from them but couldn't fit it on a Jedi Starfighter in time hmmm"
Most effective way to creatye peace. Is by making sure the other guy get eternal peace leaving you to enjoy a cold drink.
Obi-wan: so uncivilized
Yoda: blasting I started
😂😂😂
😂😂
On a high killstreak, I am
😂😂😂
@@CoolGirlAydenUse a drone strike, I can.
Dooku ordered the village to be destroyed because it was Yoda’s private Ketamine production plant. Dooku was just trying to help his former master’s addiction.
😂😂
Yoda: my secret stash, you shall not touch my old padawan
@@shadowwriter329 lol I read that in yoda's voice
@@shadowwriter329count dooku:this is just the beginning soon I will help you with you're ketamine addiction
... Dooku trained under Qui Gon
I love how pissed yoda looks the entire comic. Like, he looks like he is one dropped ice cream away from genocide.
Never messed the midget
It's Tartakovsky's art style. He always looked like that for the entirety of 2D Clone Wars.
😂😂😂 I'm dying lmfao!!!
"A drink, I want. Too early for this shit, it is."
That was basically Yoda's default expression for the entire Tartakovsky era.
Luke on Dagobah: Say Master Yoda; what's that giant box outside your yard?
Yoda: *Good o'l memories...shame that I haven't used it earlier during my younger years*
imagine in the return of the jedi instead of Yoda dying, during the climax of the movie he drops down on the ewok's planet and starts unleashing hell on the Storm troopers.
@@ashwolf2006what about on sidious
@@Spicystachegamer sidious would monaloge how he will just doge alll the blats but while is monalogaging YODA SHOOTS HIM AND KILLS HIM
@@normal_handle47 with a 12 ga. shotgun loaded with Dragon's breath. seriously look up that ammo should be illegal due to what it does to the target.
@@ashwolf2006 And fire is good against force users.
They tried to touch his ketamine stock.
Haha, I get the reference
We all got the reference
Would you happen to be a member of moon knight core? 😂😂😂
SCDude1999
Unfortunately, they were within ramming distance of his 2001 Honda Civic
Genndy's art style is the gift that keeps on giving. Yoda just looks done with everything.
It's like he knew a day like this would come and kept a huge chain gun in a crate somewhere just for this occasion
😂😂😂
Like Hondo says "Speak softly and drive a big tank"
Should have used that in the Senate chamber on Palpatine!
No joke the moment I saw this video's thumbnail and title I starting laughing like a maniac
@@OryxTheMadGod3 wise words.
The time when Yoda decided to take a page out of the Warhammer40k lasgun motto: "The Legionnare that scoffs at a lasgun has not run across an open field against a hundred of them."
1 lasgun don’t do didly. 5000? Now that’s a whole fuck-load of didly.
Yoda needed some dakka.
😂😂
Yoda : head punk go, my day
Make.
@@carsoncasmirri3874 Do you know how many space marine slags I've found in open feilds that charged at fully aware and prepared guardsmen expecting to easily massacre them?
Obi-Wan: Guns are so uncivilized.
Yoda: Haha, Gatling gun go burr.
Burr, gatling gun go.*
@@Damian_1989 now that accurate
Go burr my gatling gun does
@@rezaganjizadeh4263😂😂🤣!!
Never sith they have comming
I remember reading this comic as a kid and dying of laughter
I'm sorry to hear that you died, but, I'm glad you got better.
@@OwentheKingofDudes Dad humour spotted
Damn I wish I say this as a kid myself.
Same dude
The Droid Army: Pulls up to start a fight.
Yoda: And took that personally, I did.
😂😂😂😂
Barret: I understand. Sometimes you just gotta shoot someone.
"Violence, I choose not. Chooses me, the violence does."
~ Legends Master Yoda
Yoda is mood and i'm completely here for it
😂😂
Yes
Defeated a whole army that threatened his ketamine stock without saying a single word. What an absolute giga chad
At some point Yoda realized he can wake up and choose violence any time he wants as long as he does it for the sake of trolling people who deserve it
Actually he literally has the power to kill even if he doesn’t try. So he could’ve done this anytime.
@@shadydaemon4178 oh it was never an issue of if he “could” it was if he “should”
Yoda: "Believer in the 2nd Amendment, I am. Force-given rights, my guns are."
😂
Lmao!!!
You don't need the 2nd amendment if you have the force. It's inferior to It's power
@@zebfirehd9102t’s a joke dude.
@@zebfirehd9102 fuck the jedi code, minigun bitch
--Ignores taunts
--Goes to a bar and orders a drink
--Goes outside and destroys an entire army by himself
--Refuses to elaborate
--Leaves
Legend!Yoda was a Sigma male
Something I would do.
@@Slyarno2795 As a droid? Yes you would've. What an honor for Yoda to slay thine bot. /j
Teddy Roosevelt would be proud
Casually carries 2 ton box on his back
Y'all with your alphanumerical man's astrology nonsense.
Ok, I'm not even a star wars fan, but this is by far the most powerful energy I have ever seen from a man.
Well a little man of some form of species. But I am curious about his methods. He’s the most badass along with Mace Windu
That thumbnail made me laugh wayyy too hard man lol, Yoda smokin' the whole yard out here. Yoda be like "escape for you, there is not. Fucked you will be."🤣
Ok, when YODA chooses violence, you know you fucked up
“Done fucked up, you have.”
"Find out, Fuck around you will."
The moral of this story is never test Yoda's Gangsta.
Yoda showed those people who’s boss. Legends was beyond wild imagination.
BRUH.
That whole story had a couple parallels to the original Django. Both Yoda and Django didn't talk much, lugged around an unassuming item (Yoda's being the crate, Django dragging a casket), and both using their unexpected weapon against an invading force attacking a town.
Neat
Nice
Yoda at the climax of the Clone Wars: "Over the Jedi Order the Dark Side is taking over, I'm afraid."
Also, Yoda early on during the Wars: ........
Bruh.
Well war changes everyone so much loss does that.
Yoda be wildin' damn
😂😂😂
You know, there's something about seeing Yoda ordering a drink from a bar...
making wonder if this is his habit. imagine the grandmaster of the jedi ordering a drink in the local bar on coruscant
Yoda: Tried my patient's you have
Mercy you shall receive NONE
I remember reading this as a child and indeed, I still have it in my collection. It's so weird but funny at the same time, you can read the whole thing within 1 1/2 minutes.
Omg, Yoda's a savage lol. I didn't expect this at all.
Me neither 😲
😂😂
I have learned so much from the lore master and I have been watching this channel for years thank u for the Star Wars stories
I like how the writers of the comic drew it as a reference to the gatling gun from the US civil War.
Actually, it's a whole plot reference to the classic Western flick Django.
And this is why the Jedi fell to Order 66: they never used GATLING BLASTERS!
Would have been nice for so many clone troopers if they had their hands on their own foldable chain guns like that
I haven't laughed this hard since your video about Chewbacca yeeting darth vader into lava
😂😂😂
Anakin: Rex didn’t we order a chaingun for today’s battle?
Rex: Yeah- R&D said it’d be late in transportation.
Anakin: Late?
Rex: Someone requested it for testing.
Yoda did nothing wrong. All he did was Strategically Transfer Equipment to Another Location... Yep, that's not an acronym at all...
@@carsonrush3352 Totally what he did
Yoda said, "I'm here for a good time, not a long time".
Man’s 900 years old
Yoda: "F*ck the Jedi Code. Minigun, b*tch." *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Never mess with Yoda.
“Costs four hundred thousand Republic credits, to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds.”
That Separatist commander crapped his pants after his army was mowed down like grass. Yoda is a legendary beast!
*HK-47:* Statement: Oh jedi, violence is never the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is "yes".
*Yoda:* Wisdom through the ages, i heard.
I can't take this seriously, it's just too darn hilarious.
It wasn't special Jedi cunning that won the day, but merely a single minigun he somehow managed to fire off without a single retaliating blast from AAT gun firing back, which would surely bring him down, even if it was not a direct hit.
No no no they couldn’t shoot yoda his small form made the entire gun hide him.
@@ultimaterecoil1136 The Republic should've invested in mini-miniguns instead of a clone army. 😜
To be fair, when a 3 foot tall old green guy confronts you with a box, and opens it up to reveal a giant fuck off minigun, it would take a normal person a minute to wrap their mind around that shit. These are battle droids. They are derpy to an extent by design. Of course they didn't react in time.
Jedi order: Blasters are uncivilized and lack the finesse of a lightsaber
Yoda: but more effective & fun, it is
Yoda: Judge me by my size do you?
Luke: Not when you have a giant chain gun.
Moral of the story: Yoda had a bad day at the Jedi Council and this his way of relieving stress.
"sick of your shit, i am" must have been his entire mindset
*civilized music stops *
Yoda carrying a large box should’ve been a story to teach Luke on Dagobah.
Yoda isn’t much of a bragger.
Yoda: "Feel lucky, do you punk? Go ahead, my day make."
*Free Bird starts playing*
"Speak to you I shall. In Violence, the only language, you understand!"
Disney can’t stop the fans, all hail the true lore
"Heavy weapons guy, I am. And my weapon, this is."
When Yoda decided to be uncivilised.
😂😂😂
If this were Canon I would be happy.
Same here 😎
Well it's a chain laser cannon. Does that count?
@@thrawn323 really it is 😲
Might not be part of the current Disney timeline, but I do feel that the eu stuff is all valid and part of another Star Wars universe where the first six films still happened.
This is Canon, cause I couldn't care less what Disney thinks or says.
That one man saying thanks, its all you buddy, you made sure the town was worth saving
This reminded me of a time when star Wars wasn't trash. Thank you.
Remember, Yoda force pushed a group of droids off a bridge and made a ship crash into another. He could’ve used his massively OP force powers but chose not to.
Yoda is a master of subtly and finesse, with a gentle soul full of kindness and peace.
That he chose to bring the Field Fertilizer 10 Million says that he did not want kindness, peace, subtly or finesse... He wanted to make an example.
Yoda is one of the greatest Grandmasters in history if not the best Jedi Master in history
Yoda was a badass in this 😎
When ISN'T Yoda a badass?
i remember i had this comic in a small collected volume of clone wars comics, like fifteen or more years ago! Wow, this blew open a distant memory.
No one:
SW Legends: Yoda gangster leaning on a larger turret
1:00 when yoda stop's talking backwards you know the kiddie gloves are off.
Yoda : "So anyway, blasting I started."
Yo this is by far the most badass thing I’ve seen all day
This would have been amazing as an episode.
AYO!!!! 😂😂😂
The funniest part for me here is a very elderly Grand Master of a religious order having a beer
Obi wan: so uncivilised
Yoda: death stare*
Obi wan: sweating*
"This why badass, I am." ~ Yoda
When Yoda brings out the pimp hand, you bow down and prostate to daddy yoda
I like how you make the tone out to be all serious, when this is basically a comedy strip.
Man i loved these old clone wars graphic novels best thing to read at school
Yoda woke up that day, sick of the constant bickering in the Jedi temple about the war and decided to take action into his own hands. Except that no one could have expected how much of a looney toons style asskicking he would hand out.
*thumbnail*
Orks from Warhammer 40k: "THAT GRETCHEN NEEDS MORE DAKKA!"
Yoda is one old man you don’t wanna meet on a bad day
Everybody gangsta until yoda pull out the gatling
They say Jedis don't carry blasters:
Yoda carries a plasma machine gun platform.
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, *never* for attack." Yoda said, continuing, "Heavy artillery for attack use I."
Shows up.
Unpacks enormous minigun.
Destroys entire army in seconds.
Leaves.
Refuses to elaborate.
"Fuck the Jedi code."
"Minigun bitch". - Comic Yoda
Imagine that instead of having a lightsaber battle with Sidous he just brought a his minigun and start blasting Sidous
Now that's the will of the force.
"Civilized, a handgun is not. Fully automatic turrets, yes! Fully automatic turrets, a true Jedi uses." - Other Yaddle
Now imagine him actually falling to the dark side. I bet even Palpatine would stop being smug
Nah he just going to stand up after seeing yoda unrelenting death and destruction indiscrimently and reconsidered his life chioces.
Shows up with box hundreds of times bigger then body
silently orderes drink while being mocked
mows down army in 5 seconds
Walks off
doesn’t elaborate
Saves planet from droids. Refuses to elaborate. Yoda is a true chad
Yoda is a monster.. "Violence chose I did not, Violence chose me it did."
And I thought Yoda taking on that droid convoy in clone wars season 1 ep 1 was the most badass and epic Yoda scene ever
When I told you he's the best "force user" I meant he's the best at using force!
Yoda is the epitome of the Sigma Male Grindset.
Peace, the answer never was.
I still got the comic
Man that nigga yoda ain’t playing💀
Anakin: That is not the Jedi way
Yoda: ruthless population control, it is.
"Ran fast, you did. Faster, my bullets were."
When you want to have fun, but got bored of your cool ass laser sword
I literally have the comic this story comes from right next to my PC, had it since I was a young kid, absolutely love those dark horse star wars comics
Dave filoni: finds a genius and smart way to solve what seems to be an impossible problem
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