Smell My Cheese You Mother! - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
- Alan pitches programme ideas with little success
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As most have commented on here, half of Alan's ideas would make C5 and ITV look good these days...
I'd pay good money to finally see _"Alan Attack"_
I do like the idea of monkey tennis or arm wrestling with Chas and Dave.
Swallow would have been funny, and Cooking in Prison did sound good.
Still applies now
It's a toss up between monkey tennis and youth hostelling with Chris Eubank for me.
Both of those would do well figures wise. Hostelling with Eubank is a golden idea. Imagine
As an M.E sufferer myself, I roared with laughter when I first saw this. It was the first decent joke about my condition on British television. Steve Coogan, Peter Baynham and Armando Iannucci were a brilliant writing team.
ME is just another way of saying loafer.
Go gluten free.
Alastair Jackson - Nevertheless, it's good to keep the energy up.
What is M.E.?
@@jettcord6834, "Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS), also referred to as myalgic encephalomyelitis (ME) is a medical condition characterized by long-term fatigue and other persistent symptoms that limit a person's ability to carry out ordinary daily activities." (From Wikipedia).
Gordon Ramsay eventually did Cooking in Prison.
George Begbie
Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank is Holy Grail for me.
This is probably what gave him the idea.
I think Jamie Oliver did too wanting to improve the quality
@@alexojideagu but it didn't involve turkey twizzlers 🙄
When I heard him suggest Cooking in Prison I thought, "that actually sounds interesting". And there's a UA-cam channel, After Prison Show, that has made a lot of videos on prison cuisine and cooking. It involves a lot of creative uses for ramen noodles.
I would totally watch 'A partridge amongst the pigeons'.
@Chocolate Elvis You don't exist.
Oh god😂
Would be far better than what's on now
and youth hostelling with chris eubank
The idea of Alan trying not to flinch or lose focus while pigeons surround him and fly about while he presents 😂 I’d see it too
During a WWE Pay Per View a fan held up a homemade sign that said quite clearly : Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank
Pat Tanackered Which show was that?
@@weezersthebluealbum9479 Wrestlemania 2011
and it eventually got made :D
Channel 4 ran with youth hostelling with Chris Eubank and there is a pub sumo in pubs in the West Country. Fat men get wound up and heave each other out a circle I saw it on Eurotrash.
I remember that, someone paused it and took a screen grab of it.
Turns out he was onto something with "Who do you think you are?"
In the years after this was shown more and more new TV programmes sounded as if they'd been pitched by Alan at this meeting - Ghost Hunting With Girls Aloud springs to mind.
lol that would be SO Alan.
Omg... 🤦♀️
Cooking in prison with Gordon Ramsay.
They’re still at it on channel 4: Huge Homes with Hugh Dennis 😂
There's a whole twitter page dedicated to his ideas 😆
I love how Alan described this scene in the book. He made it seem like he was clever and suave and humiliated Hayers, and then received a standing ovation.
Needless to say, he had the last laugh.
Yeah, I love how he rejigs things we all know the truth about. It's a great idea. And to be honest I've done shit like that myself. Rescripted something in my head after the fact to make it feel less like I was a total bell end.
@@StrangelyBrownNo1 Needles to say - you did drugs
@@ExcitingBobdo you shave your crackling?
Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank, surly only a matter of time.
shellsbignumber2 One can only hope! !!!
It happened in a sense - it was a bunch of adverts for Hostelworld :)
It's Been done
I might just go pitch it but with me instead
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Me in Trafalgar Square feeding the pigeons going awww gawddd
Train journeys with Michael Portillo.... I think that was from an Alan pitch.
I shared a tube ride with portillo...cracked me up the whole journey
@@peteg3596 Why, was he on fire?
Great show, learnt a lot from it.
@@peteg3596 who's tube were you sharing?
I’ve got the entire series in DVD. Very interesting show it was too.
His description of this meeting in his autobiography, I Partridge, was hilarious
“It’s an open secret at the BBC that you _smell_ like cheese.”
Alan’s detective series idea Swallow actually happened, it was called New Tricks and at least one of the detectives was a maverick who wasn’t afraid to bend the rules. Plus more detective series were produced, Death In Paradise, Father Brown and Inspector George Gently. He really was a visionary. 😂
... Monkey Tennis?
Cooking in prison. Gordon Ramsay
@@Pebble_Collector in Japan it’s a thing!
@@nigelnyoni8265 "UFO Hunt" with Wesley Snipes and Dale Winton
Ah but did it put Norwich on the map?
The sad thing is, that Inner City Sumo show, probably sounds like something that actually would get made
If it turned out Channel4 or BBC3 were making it I wouldn't be surprised
ITV have already made a show called Spotless about people spraying each other with paint. Alan was way ahead of his time.
This is great banter!!
In Japan
weldonwin I'd watch
Coogan's superb of course, but I really love David Schneider's understated work here.
Like looking at Coogan!
What was he doing on the bloody roof?
Terrible acting
All of Alans ideas would have made him a multi millionaire on Australian tv
Or in Italy
What's Australian TV like?
I get the feeling David Schneider was genuinely laughing at some of those suggestions.
Zulu Romeo
He almost corpses a few times!
He is you can see it with different actors throughout both seasons
@@js3244 no shocker, I’d have the hardest time not breaking character with him 😂
He's very good in this scene. He has that glint in his eye that Tony Blair used to have in interviews with people he saw as beneath him. It's a look that says I love the fact I hold all the cards and you have no idea how much of a loser I think you are. Kind of sociopathic really.
@@simonsimon325A legend in his own mind...
This scene is extra hilarious of you read Alan's take on it in 'I. Patridge' makes himself out to be a smooth, confident hero which culminated in the restaurant giving him a round of applause.
I was snorting when I heard that part. He's most definitely an unreliable narrator 🤣
"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"
@@sonicdiablo8968 don’t be blue, Peter!
I remember seeing this for the first time and nearly had to be hospitalised from laughing so much
For me, the greatest comedy begins at 3:34. Absolutely superb. Announcing "I've got cheese - this is cheese" while running through a restaurant wealding a large cheese on a fork is a great manifestation of the inability to accept criticism. "It's got walnuts in - lets go" is my favourite part. It's either brilliant writing or brilliant improvisation. It's adds so much depth and insight to Alan's mental state. Roger Moore is a towel thief.
3:29 The subtle sound effect as the cheese hits the face is great.
Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank.. That always sends me into a convulsion of laughter
I think it would be great entertainment!
"That's one way of looking at it. Another way of looking at it is people like them, let's make more of them."
To be fair to Alan, that's basically what the BBC's commissioning editor has been doing for the last 25 years. Also, I love that Alan's idea of a "maverick" cop is one who travels 80mph on the motorway
I would have watched youth hosteling with Chris Eubank!
Its been made
Arm wrestling with chas & dave. Now theres a thing.
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It’s been done
Any of these would be better than 90% of what is on terrestrial TV at the moment
Alan's ideas were prophetic!
Only Alan Partridge would attack a television executive with cheese.
............it's got Walnuts in. 😄
"I've been bad, Lynn!"
insideoutface is it not
A bit badly..:?
"Inner City Sumo" "No."
Ten years later: Total Wipeout.
I would love to see Inner City Sumo. I think it would be very entertaining. Interviews could be carried out before and after.
Can't wait to see Alan rejected from TV and radio, being forced to become a UA-cam influencer. But being so Alan, he'd make the right seem left and the left seem right. Observational comedy gold.
The movie made me lol every 10 seconds and sometimes I was laughing on top of the previous laugh so hard that my abs were looking hench by the next day. Steve, you are outstanding.
"Who Do You Think You Are?" Was of course commissioned only a few years later. I bet Alan didn't see a penny.
I want to watch Swallow.
He could have a partner called spit.
On first meetings, they could look at partridge and legitimately ask Spit or Swallow?
@@SirBorisHayter surely Seaman
Been done, it’s called New Tricks. 😂
'Smell My Cheese' is one of the greatest comedy lines ever !!! ❤👌
I would watch "Youth Hosteling With Chris Eubank", but only if Greg Davies was the host.
@DnB and Psy Production Monkey tennis?
This scene is absolutely brilliant! I’ve watched many times and still laugh.
i get the impression this was the first time Tony's actor heard Alan's ideas and is genuinely amused by them!
"Opening sequence...me in Trafalgur Square feeding the pigeons, going 'Oh God'..."
I met Steven Coogan today in Brighton doing a book signing. Awesome man.
Greatsaiyakirby could you fit the book in the side pocket of a fashionable pair of combat trousers ?
I bumped into him in the sealife centre in brighton. Good guy
If you didn't smell his cheese i will be annoyed.
The irony that I met Chris Eubank in Brighton at around the same time. Wonder if they were meeting about that youth hosteling show.
Did Sue Cook pull out?
“This will put Norwich on the map”
“Why would I want to do that?”
“Fair point”
I’d have definitely watched arm wrestling with Chaz and Dave, especially if they did all the music for the show! 😂
"It's got walnuts in............."
I would watch inner city sumo. Brilliant! He was ahead of his time
@2:05 That laugh was genuine.The line certainly wasn't in the script.
I think that !!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it's so funny !!!!!!
That...that...that's bollocks, but go on.
I love that we live in a world where Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank manifested itself into reality. I dont intend to watch it ever - just want to go the rest of my life basking in the glory of this occurrence
“Smell my cheese you Mother” was the one liner we used all season at Portsmouth RFC in 2001.
"Very cheap to make, do it in a pub carpark"- this was filmed a couple of years before Big Brother aired and launched reality TV - prophetic.
"No-one had heard of Oxford before Inspector Morse"
I'm reliably informed that that is a scientific FACT !
(it came as a bit of a surprise to me, too)
Yes, it's true, Oxford University had a real hard time getting students as no one had heard of the place.
The writer must be a Tab.
There's absolutely no evidence for it, but it's a scientific fact.
First time ever noticing, "It's got walnuts in." Made me laugh out loud.
When Partridge runs with the cheese screaming and having a meltdown its so dark it's almost not funny. Like those scenes in 'Punch Drunk Love' when Barry flips out.
"I've been bad Lynn."
Travis Best The line he says outside about the gravy train was ad libbed. Comedic genius.
'Dogs on the dole' could easily have been part of this sketch
Let us not overlook the fact that BBC and American TV companies' programing geniuses had their initial reservations about such iconic shows as Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, or Seinfeld.
Not going to lie I would binge watch the inner city sumo show
Lynn’s retching at the end 😂
"Knowing M.E knowing U"
It's funny in Alan's autobiography he does mention this incident ,,,,,,,,, and how he respectfully declined the "lesser" offers offered by Tony Hairs as he yearned a further challenge.
Can you honestly imagine Alan misconstruing the true version of events ????? ,,,,,,,, NO !!!!,,,,,,, Neither can I ??? Ha Ha
Monkey Tennis is actually Love Island through the prism of psychedelic drugs.
"Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank!"
"Cooking in prison"
hasn't Gordon Ramsey done that one?
Yes and Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank happened as well.
I found a certain irony a few years back when channel 4 made a programme about Gordon Ramsey teaching prisoners how to cook. Now where did they get that idea from?🤔
Whoo. Whooo. Who do you think you are?
Which actually became a programme !
This episode came out the year Channel 5 started broadcasting, basically foreseeing its future programming.
"I evolve but I don't revolve" - best line not in this clip...
You can see he's thinking "Oh shit" as he's saying it 😂
Goof: After the cheese goes in @ 3:30 the waiter grabs Alan from the right then suddenly appears on the left in the next shot
Need some of Alan’s ideas on tv now to see us from tosh like love island
Steve should get royalties from present day tv for pinching all his programme ideas.
Going "oh God!"
_"No. I'm sorry, no. Stop!"_
Sounds like he described Luther when discussing Swallow
Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank 🤣🤣🤣
Just Googled inspector morse. Now i also know that oxford exists
"All on the BBC gravey train... Wish I was." lol.
So good grinning from ear to ear😊
It's a shame "Monkey Tennis" never got commissioned, it would of been a lot more entertaining than a lot of other stuff currently on TV, 😂
Chimp-anzee that.
@@TonyEnglandUK- yes it would make good "Monkey News" 😂
Would "of"? Hmm
I now need two positives, Lyn. One to cancel out the negative and another...just to have a positive.
“Who do you think you are?”, was his best idea.
It’s probably still going and they even do an American version.
".....monkey tennis?"
was is really 20 years ago?!
That's what I was just wondering to myself. It simply doesn't feel possible. Twenty years is a bloody long time.
When Gordon Ramsey did that cooking in Prison show, I always thought of this scene 😂
OMG, now when i get angry I just yell Smell my cheese!!
Season one is only second to Fawlty Towers.
Nitai Gauranga
Exactly!
I'm sorry I love Alan partridge but you can't compare it to Fawlty towers it's a different time and comedy style. Alan partridge is funny but Fawlty is hysterical.
The best 'Alan attack' of all!
Think the TV producers must have been watching this episode as so many of these programme ideas are out there..maybe with a few tweets..
The BBC boss actor, David Schneider, said he could feel the prongs of the fork coming through the end of the cheese!
“They stated badly, your programs your programs”.
I think youth hostelling with Chris Eubank is genius!!
Everyone says that. Except Chris.
My favorite TV program ideas are from The Simpsons -- "Mystery injection" and "Tied to a bear". Makes me laugh every time I think of it 😄.
It's got walnuts in it
its got walnuts in
Joke's on Tony, Chris WAS very keen on that one!
Inner City Sumo sounds great 😂🤣🤣
Swallow sounds awesome 😂
Its a bit baffling how Alan got invited to Tony Hayers funeral after punching him twice on Television then smashing a wheel of cheese in his face.
You don’t get invited to funerals.
@@grahamblack1961 probably get banned though
The withering desperation, and psychological displacement behaviour is almost so real as to not be comedy. I've been on dates like that. Such nuanced acting and writing holding a mirror to ourselves, as the art has done for millenia.
"Yea gimmi a second series ya shit" 😂😂😂
Knowing ME knowing you. 🤣
I know it's random, but I rather like the font they used for the 'Television Centre' sign...
That is such a Partridge-esque comment.
The guy's tripping, who wouldn't love the idea of monkey tennis???
I'd pay good money to watch arm wrestling with Chas and Dave.
Classic Alan, so thanks 😆
Just to say, second series in the bag, you're all on board... and, who left this coffee cup here?
The way Tony looks so tortured after having the cheese shoved in his face.
I've got cheese. This is cheese!