BADGER'S BEST OF 2019

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  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 5 років тому +22750

    His sponsored videos are great tho
    Like they are funny and you hardly notice that they are sponsored

  • @grannydelta101
    @grannydelta101 5 років тому +6723

    The best part of videos are the messages at the end where badger insults us, enlightens us, or hits us right in the feels

  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 4 роки тому +4722

    "2019, a year that could not have ended on a better note."
    A innocent, naive little badger.

  • @justyouaveragehusky850
    @justyouaveragehusky850 3 роки тому +3215

    “None of you are old enough to watch futurama” *sips slurm aggressively*

    • @Beth-mp9ej
      @Beth-mp9ej 3 роки тому +75

      same here brother, missed that shit when they took it off netflix.

    • @justyouaveragehusky850
      @justyouaveragehusky850 3 роки тому +36

      @@Beth-mp9ej I have hulu and Netflix so I’m chillin

    • @seancruz9153
      @seancruz9153 3 роки тому +100

      @@justyouaveragehusky850 look at mr.middle class here affording two streaming subscriptions at the same time

    • @justyouaveragehusky850
      @justyouaveragehusky850 3 роки тому +17

      @@seancruz9153 lmao

    • @Vordt_
      @Vordt_ 3 роки тому +24

      @@seancruz9153 okay sugar sandwich eater :^)

  • @vedanadleeh3908
    @vedanadleeh3908 Рік тому +71

    RussianBadger's resolution, "it's done when it's one" and Markipliers "keep learning, there's somuch to lesrn from mistakes and past projects" mindsets
    Have helped me, and inspired me to further a project with my homies. No cap fr

  • @romandrawsstuff
    @romandrawsstuff 5 років тому +707

    "Its definitely moar of a romantic restuarant"
    "iTs A fUcKeN pOt Of CHEESE"
    Thats my favorite quote by far😂

    • @denmark1226
      @denmark1226 5 років тому +31

      "THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT"

    • @n0tsparky
      @n0tsparky 5 років тому +28

      ITS NOT JUST CHEESE, There’s a main course of various exotic meats! Bro Okay?

    • @romandrawsstuff
      @romandrawsstuff 5 років тому +21

      @@n0tsparky WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE MEAT

    • @jackwilly382
      @jackwilly382 5 років тому +14

      33:33 for those wondering

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 4 роки тому +2

      @@romandrawsstuff
      No-one answer that question

  • @Hoovy00
    @Hoovy00 4 роки тому +1770

    i also love "A bullet has someone's name on it while a grenade is more to whom it may concern, well dear grid coordinates *fires artillery*"

    • @CharlieBravo1118
      @CharlieBravo1118 4 роки тому +38

      *shells orphanage*

    • @kobaltapollodorus8922
      @kobaltapollodorus8922 4 роки тому +121

      Bullets: Dear...
      Grenade: To whom it may concern...
      AP rounds: An urgent reminder...
      Aerial Bombardment: This is a public service announcement
      Nukes: This is an Imperial Decree

    • @director1336
      @director1336 4 роки тому +5

      Time stamp?

    • @Hoovy00
      @Hoovy00 4 роки тому +14

      @@director1336 not in this but I'm pretty sure it's in the far cry 5 video

    • @CharlieBravo1118
      @CharlieBravo1118 4 роки тому +4

      @@Hoovy00 yeye

  • @vanessarich3268
    @vanessarich3268 5 років тому +926

    “THANOS IS HITTING THE WOAH ON THE ICE”
    also “ If physical energy can be converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to punch a chicken to cook it”

    • @wavylahti5054
      @wavylahti5054 5 років тому +27

      How hard do you have to fuck it to light it on fire?

    • @wallsterrence
      @wallsterrence 5 років тому +6

      @@wavylahti5054 FTL at least

    • @duckgames2546
      @duckgames2546 5 років тому +5

      Vanessa Rich it would take in between 460 to 920 punches if it were a Olympic boxer

    • @lucasahumada6913
      @lucasahumada6913 5 років тому +6

      to be able to punch a chicken to cook it the punch would need to go over 375,000 mph,so i doubt you could do it without burning it or destroying your arm

    • @Matt-xl8jo
      @Matt-xl8jo 5 років тому +5

      @@lucasahumada6913 challenge accepted

  • @Random_VA_277
    @Random_VA_277 2 роки тому +145

    By far my favorite part of this was heavenly saying how he just gets happy by seeing he made others happy. You made my day with that heavenly, Thank you.

  • @energy8539
    @energy8539 4 роки тому +1388

    “Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading”
    I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life

  • @Ahmad.....................
    @Ahmad..................... 4 роки тому +1540

    10:37 if u punch a chicken while ur hand is moving at mach 4.9, aerodynamic heating will cook the chicken upon impact

    • @withergamer6837
      @withergamer6837 4 роки тому +160

      You would splatter the chicken all over the world but yeah, it works in theory

    • @CarlMax001
      @CarlMax001 4 роки тому +163

      @CeeJay M if you can punch things at mach 4.9 you have different things to worry about

    • @funeraltortoise
      @funeraltortoise 4 роки тому +33

      Time to train

    • @moronichybrid
      @moronichybrid 4 роки тому +31

      pull a saitama on that b

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 роки тому +60

      At that speed, you would not _have_ a chicken

  • @just_smilez
    @just_smilez 5 років тому +755

    Bold of you to assume we're all middle schoolers who haven't seen futurama, badger. I may have the maturity of a five year old, but I assure you I'm old enough to wish suicide booths were real.
    Edit: also, tell heavenly this video made my day better

    • @nathanhaws5211
      @nathanhaws5211 5 років тому +16

      Smilez Thata This is by far the best comment I have ever seen

    • @nattybird1146
      @nattybird1146 5 років тому +11

      ya i would like to take on---
      booth person: **shoots ya** fuck off asshole

    • @javs3399
      @javs3399 5 років тому +3

      Ok boomer

    • @tander101
      @tander101 5 років тому +4

      SHUT UP BABY, I KNOW IT

    • @birba2112
      @birba2112 5 років тому +5

      *Cracks open can* Liberal

  • @todx15
    @todx15 Рік тому +50

    hearing heavenly absolutely dying in the background during that clip at 25:32 was the best

  • @Bananasnotasong
    @Bananasnotasong 3 роки тому +727

    Seeing Badger shrink in fear at the kids t-posing in front of him was truly magnificent.

    • @ToasterLoafer
      @ToasterLoafer 2 роки тому +3

      YES

    • @oliveradams1555
      @oliveradams1555 Рік тому +3

      You'd be pumped as a kid to get a photo like that with one of your favourite creators.

  • @inquisitordragon6827
    @inquisitordragon6827 5 років тому +5134

    Dude, even your worst is great. So chill out. You got to eat, so get yourself some sponsorships. Because if ya' starve, ya' can't provide me with my fix to my crippling video addiction.

    • @lifeslemons5408
      @lifeslemons5408 5 років тому +74

      The king of 3 am browsing

    • @TheRealSavageGentleman
      @TheRealSavageGentleman 5 років тому +13

      f a c x

    • @conorkavanagh757
      @conorkavanagh757 5 років тому +9

      Brothr zactly wa i was honna say everything was good and everything is good that bagr makes

    • @eansportsdd4137
      @eansportsdd4137 4 роки тому +12

      We all gotta eat ravioli

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 4 роки тому +8

      I am the demigod of only "getting roughly an hour of sleep before enduring my 9-5 desk job.

  • @Athena74319
    @Athena74319 5 років тому +513

    “She’s saying it like a dyslexic”
    As a dyslexic... u rite

  • @f1vestar189
    @f1vestar189 3 роки тому +191

    And this was the last time we were able to say “A year that could not have ended on a better note”

  • @brady8201
    @brady8201 5 років тому +329

    “Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading.”

    • @shaxxmeer
      @shaxxmeer 4 роки тому +6

      Let's test that
      Edit: Eating a poptart is indeed faster than reloading

    • @Sonicfan101Swagmaster
      @Sonicfan101Swagmaster Місяць тому

      ​@@shaxxmeer quick question, which weapon are we reloading

  • @jeriko6276
    @jeriko6276 5 років тому +439

    Fav moment:
    *starts eating pizza*
    “Did you bring enough for the whole stream?”

    • @anamonlbigm5838
      @anamonlbigm5838 5 років тому +14

      “Guess what M O T H E R F U C K E R.”

    • @onjo6746
      @onjo6746 5 років тому +8

      *starts pouring 5 gum out of sleeved*

    • @boodle4952
      @boodle4952 5 років тому +5

      you fucking bet i did you libtard

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 5 років тому +6

      *starts pulling several thousand boxes of pizzas and several million bottles of vodka out of his arse*

    • @MLGLionKnight
      @MLGLionKnight 5 років тому +3

      Why was you storing them up there’s I store mine in my duffel bag shaped like the hostage

  • @liamgrant858
    @liamgrant858 4 роки тому +274

    41:14
    “StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,”
    “LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”

  • @Oaken_Buckets
    @Oaken_Buckets Рік тому +16

    What a good year of content, just something fun and memorable about the old animations they had so much character.

  • @zombiethezerker
    @zombiethezerker 5 років тому +407

    Fave moment: "PARTTERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT"
    "but sir this is an m32 ROTARY GERNADE LAUNCHER"
    "ah potato, potato fire a warning shot"

    • @cheems5998
      @cheems5998 4 роки тому

      There is no such thing as a warning shot

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 роки тому +1

      Even better version.
      PRIVATE, FIRE A WARNING SHOT!
      But sir, this is a Dreadnou-
      FIRE A WARNING SHOT GODAMMIT!
      *Proceeds to rack up a 189 kill game in Battlefield 1*

    • @jsaviourss8049
      @jsaviourss8049 4 роки тому

      same

    • @infestedlie561
      @infestedlie561 4 роки тому

      I have the .mp4 and im proud

    • @Axtural
      @Axtural 4 роки тому

      "gernade"

  • @karbisme5058
    @karbisme5058 5 років тому +232

    Badgers year compilation might as well be called "shitpost: the movie" "Shitpost 2: Electric boogaloo"

    • @yeenbaby2891
      @yeenbaby2891 5 років тому +2

      My man this year is gonna be the sequel *SHITPOST THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO*

    • @ower_flov3516
      @ower_flov3516 4 роки тому

      Haha I get it u related it to hermitcraft right????

  • @TheSkunksmith
    @TheSkunksmith 4 роки тому +696

    10:32 Yo, Jello, someone did the math for how fast to throw that haymaker at the chicken. Gotta swing at Mach 5 speeds, my guy!

    • @police428
      @police428 4 роки тому +40

      MACH 5??!!!! That is over 1400MPH faster than the SR-71!!!! How loud do you have to yeet to get to that power?

    • @TheSkunksmith
      @TheSkunksmith 4 роки тому +54

      @@police428 Yes.

    • @TheBrinklord
      @TheBrinklord 4 роки тому +9

      That Is one of my most favorite moments of all time alone with Randel fucking dies!

    • @sombrepombre2250
      @sombrepombre2250 4 роки тому +14

      Amazing. I never knew I needed to know this but I feel smarter

    • @lichguard
      @lichguard 4 роки тому +2

      This is interesting

  • @OrnateKobold
    @OrnateKobold 21 день тому +2

    Hearing the advert 5 years later looking at the seal on my desk after watching an episode of futurama was mental whiplash.

  • @kevinprehm
    @kevinprehm 4 роки тому +449

    41:14 he literally sounds like a tactical droid, its amazing

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 4 роки тому +329

    I think my favourite thing about Gears of War is that in one of the later games, there's a shed full of tomato plants, and if you shoot them all, you get an ear full about how they were Dom's tomatoes, and you've basically massacred the last of HIS tomatoes.

    • @Heavyflamer66
      @Heavyflamer66 3 роки тому +15

      F tomatos

    • @ProtoHadron
      @ProtoHadron 2 роки тому +1

      @@Heavyflamer66 nice name

    • @p_frog
      @p_frog 2 роки тому +3

      dom tomato moment

    • @Rnjesus386
      @Rnjesus386 2 роки тому +6

      “There’s no fucking Home Depot’s around here “
      Marcus gears of war 4

  • @SkinnyWenis-lt5cu
    @SkinnyWenis-lt5cu 5 років тому +226

    1:33:57 and 1:34:56 are my favourite moments, great Obama impression, and JELLO. IS. A. GOD. And also badger, all you’re content is so good, sponsored or unsponsored, story of a game/character or 100% funny juice, even games I don’t like I’ll still tune into your videos to watch, your charisma for UA-cam is great, and I’m sure I speak for most people here, don’t stop doing what you’re doing, it’s working, thanks badger, you’re great

  • @Spexx368
    @Spexx368 Рік тому +6

    0:11 I love how he just takes the lords the edges part out of context when the full message says that he has no illusions that he lords the edges

  • @daemonicgerbil814
    @daemonicgerbil814 5 років тому +210

    Best moment: “It says we can’t do that in the codex...”
    “WELL I CAN’T READ!”

  • @godqueenbidoof
    @godqueenbidoof 4 роки тому +589

    Badger: "2019 a year that could not have ended on a better note (...) "
    Covid-19: -Is born- Well Hello there!

    • @Idk2555k
      @Idk2555k 4 роки тому +8

      We're off to a great start

    • @manwithaplan5503
      @manwithaplan5503 4 роки тому +7

      Murder Hornets: General Corona!!!

    • @cjkelly7536
      @cjkelly7536 4 роки тому +3

      @@manwithaplan5503 You are a bold one

    • @noahtoleu6610
      @noahtoleu6610 4 роки тому

      True dat

    • @godqueenbidoof
      @godqueenbidoof 4 роки тому +1

      @Israel Morales Covid was merely to Crimson Herald.

  • @mochimaid
    @mochimaid 4 роки тому +544

    Don't mind me, just a collection of my favorite moments for me to come back to.
    4:56 Randall fucking Dies
    5:10 Thanos hits the woah
    5:36 FUCK WHEAT
    5:45 Chicago Gamers
    6:23 Point and Click
    6:34 I can put you in a Mansion
    7:28 Thumb from Spykids/Black Lung
    9:40 Warning Shot
    13:57 Rapid Pumping
    14:59: Use Code Chungus
    15:31 Mix n’ Match
    21:45: MISTOW BADJOW
    24:00 Domino’s Math
    28:46 Libreal Fart
    29:04 Large Bucket, Large Soda
    30:29 Solid Grid Coordinates
    33:52 Mad Schlump
    34:22 “Take what you need”
    35:43 My big Ball
    37:46 The Uncooked Turkey
    41:05 War Facts
    41:10 The Note of G
    45:27 Fried Chicken Wednesday
    47:31 HMmmMM
    48:52 Meeting TwoMad
    49:46: MOM-
    50:17 German
    52:32 Needa snack?
    55:58 Ay bro I needa sip
    56:16 Bager=Broke
    57:54 My Religion
    1:01:58 The Street Sweeper
    1:02:17 Making fun of the Marines
    1:03:44: Horaah, baby.
    1:06:55 Damn, the river got em.
    1:11:55 AH...AHH...AHHH
    1:12:29 Tropical Horse Tranquilizers
    1:14:31 Broken Spanish
    1:17:48 Keep Dodging
    1:20:40 R6S Tutorial.
    1:22:30 Lemme get uhhh…
    1:33:56 Binging with Obama
    1:34:48 The French Coffee
    1:35:03 Skyrim
    1:37:13 CHOOT EM KEITH

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy Рік тому +4

    “None of you are old enough to watch Futurama” first of all, how dare you. That’s literally my favorite show and I immediately recognized the reference. I’m 20, almost 21. Randomly put it on in middle school and loved it. Seen every episode.

  • @ewangallagher
    @ewangallagher 4 роки тому +319

    10:32
    "It wasn't that funny"
    That was the hardest I laughed in YEARS!!

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 3 роки тому +1

      and you can look up the guy who sorta got an answer... ua-cam.com/video/LHFhnnTWMgI/v-deo.html

    • @tristinjudd2595
      @tristinjudd2595 Рік тому +4

      Fucking same 🤣

  • @rileyarnzen7851
    @rileyarnzen7851 5 років тому +238

    1:06:50 for some odd reason I lost my shit hearing grouse say “damn, the river got em.”

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 3 роки тому +594

    Why is it that Badger's Doc model looks psychotic than in-game?

    • @colinhawley8050
      @colinhawley8050 2 роки тому +14

      It’s the eyes

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 Рік тому +4

      @@colinhawley8050 Yup it's Archer's eyes from the animated show... Archer.

  • @bunny_chan220
    @bunny_chan220 2 місяці тому +3

    Watching this in 2024 and remembering that twomad passed away this year is wild....

  • @Lvnxr
    @Lvnxr 5 років тому +681

    We dont mind the sponsored video

  • @halfasoap1172
    @halfasoap1172 5 років тому +152

    "It's not just cheese! There's a main course of various exotic meats!"
    *"WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT?"*

  • @ragunoroku
    @ragunoroku 2 роки тому +59

    A little late but all youre vids bring me joy though what I watch depends on my mood I greatly appreciate your content.

  • @Rosskkan
    @Rosskkan 4 роки тому +826

    Badger: “None of you are old enough to watch Futurama to get it”
    Me: actively watching all of Futurama for the 4th time over

    • @mysticnugget8072
      @mysticnugget8072 4 роки тому +2

      True doh

    • @beastmutata
      @beastmutata 4 роки тому +6

      the qaurintene is strong with this one

    • @xboxine877
      @xboxine877 4 роки тому +6

      Lmfao bruh get on my lvl I would be watching them for my 169th time today

    • @Sammy-dz2hk
      @Sammy-dz2hk 4 роки тому

      indeed

    • @nowaytoisop8776
      @nowaytoisop8776 4 роки тому +6

      RyX10 fourth? Those are rookie numbers

  • @ramenking150
    @ramenking150 4 роки тому +380

    watching at nearly the end of 2020, oh how we didn't know. twas a simpler time.

    • @thejoker-zg2ku
      @thejoker-zg2ku 4 роки тому +8

      With each year that passes the more our race destroys it's self and the more we loose to think one day we will all be in our 50 and badger will haved moved on in life it brings tears to my eyes every good thing must come to an end

    • @JL-ik3gf
      @JL-ik3gf 3 роки тому +1

      @@thejoker-zg2ku what a way to make me depressed in 5 seconds

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 3 роки тому +1

      @@thejoker-zg2ku Bold of you to assume they won't make being 50 years old illegal.

    • @D3adAnt
      @D3adAnt 3 роки тому +1

      Mid of 2021, and holy hell things are going great compared to that time

  • @johnhorst779
    @johnhorst779 5 років тому +139

    "The space book says this is bad!"
    "W E L L I C A N ' T R E A D!!!"
    My favorite quote.

    • @mastersergeantjojam8069
      @mastersergeantjojam8069 5 років тому +4

      I feel like a joke would’ve been funnier if he wasn’t a chaplain and he was a librarian instead because we all know love school faced idiots can’t read anyway

    • @sbeve7820
      @sbeve7820 5 років тому +3

      W E L L I *C A N ' T R E A D*

    • @n0tsparky
      @n0tsparky 5 років тому +3

      Cinjin Horst JUST ROAST MY FLAMES, BRUH.

    • @johnhorst779
      @johnhorst779 5 років тому +3

      @@mastersergeantjojam8069 Yeah, but a Chaplain enforces the Codex, so really, either works.

    • @someonestolemytoast2139
      @someonestolemytoast2139 4 роки тому +2

      Mully: you dumbass it says no entry
      Juicy: this sign can't stop me!
      because I can't read...

  • @SPKR_ov
    @SPKR_ov 11 місяців тому +27

    RIP Twomad.. 23 is no age to die.. no matter what

  • @LunarAce64
    @LunarAce64 4 роки тому +105

    37:46
    The turkey part is just pure gold, I had to sit and rewatch that part multiple times at like 1 AM in the mornin' just to fucking go to sleep

  • @HDInstrumental1
    @HDInstrumental1 5 років тому +525

    Fav moment:
    Skullker using his auto-tune.

  • @TheSooperBooper
    @TheSooperBooper 5 років тому +108

    All honesty, my favorite video of this year from Badger would have to be this very video I'm watching. Not because it has all of the "best" clips of this year, but because Badger took so much time out to make this for us.
    Thank you Badger for making such quality content, and I think I can say this on behalf of all of your subscribers; Thank you for being here and caring for us all

    • @MrFanservice
      @MrFanservice 5 років тому +1

      now i think its time to burn this sappy heretic

    • @endornaut
      @endornaut 5 років тому +1

      You forgot to say "fuck you you shitfuck"

    • @Lyphoon
      @Lyphoon 5 років тому +1

      IM HERE FOR THE FUNNY COMMENTS SHITFUCK BURN IN HOLY FIRE

  • @Capybara3332
    @Capybara3332 3 місяці тому +7

    0:37 I’ve been watching futurama since I was 5 don’t try me

  • @wyvernnemecek595
    @wyvernnemecek595 5 років тому +204

    “Roses are red, violets are blue, help me I’m wanted in four different states for thirteen accounts of home invasion from the year 2003 to the year 2006.”

    • @papajohns435
      @papajohns435 5 років тому

      wow you to thought I was the only one dame

    • @Sorrin7274
      @Sorrin7274 5 років тому

      Jordan Miles what

    • @scottaitken3149
      @scottaitken3149 5 років тому

      Soviet Bear yeah but it’s somehow funnier if it doesn’t rhyme

  • @toastytea6253
    @toastytea6253 4 роки тому +421

    *"Demi god"* is the proper way to describe chanka

    • @ProjektSymphony
      @ProjektSymphony 4 роки тому +11

      A Demi god is below the title of God, you tryna insult our lord and saviour Chanka?

    • @thetrainingtrichologist
      @thetrainingtrichologist 4 роки тому +9

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEMI?!?!

    • @anonymousasshat7018
      @anonymousasshat7018 3 роки тому +8

      Fun Fact: Tachanka is not allowed to remove his armor, or helmet. If he does so, every woman on Earth, would immediately get 9 months pregnant.

    • @anonymousasshat7018
      @anonymousasshat7018 3 роки тому +3

      Including myself.

    • @Dtfdowntogetfunky
      @Dtfdowntogetfunky 3 роки тому

      I think mean the god of gods

  • @verala8390
    @verala8390 5 років тому +111

    I appreciate just how much of “Operation: Yoink The Declaration” is in this

  • @RebornYoshi
    @RebornYoshi 2 роки тому +1

    an ad started playing at the perfect time.
    Heavenly: If someone says, Heavenly, it's time to break up with your basic cleanser.

  • @bazoozle2340
    @bazoozle2340 5 років тому +110

    "I wasn't gonna fight my roommate on stream that's how you get BAAAANNED"
    Jello, Emissary of chaos undivided: "that's how you get V I E W E R S"

    • @daltongrant1403
      @daltongrant1403 4 роки тому +2

      Bazoozle 23 “Chaos Undivided” yea okay Erebus fuck off ;)

    • @bazoozle2340
      @bazoozle2340 4 роки тому +4

      Dalton Grant actually now you mention it that convo had a very Horus + Erebus-style vibe to it

    • @wyvernnemecek595
      @wyvernnemecek595 4 роки тому

      ME!!!

  • @quanta2251
    @quanta2251 5 років тому +86

    “Chicago gamers be like: Cover me I’m going to Walmart.” It gets me every time. Easily my favorite moment from this year. I’m a long time fan-keep it up Badger.

    • @lukasprondzinski9331
      @lukasprondzinski9331 5 років тому +1

      I lived in Detroit, which is the next closest thing-also I’m sure the porch story is from Detroit

  • @thedoomslayer3266
    @thedoomslayer3266 4 роки тому +223

    41:15 "Stand and unfold yourself. Long live the king!"

    • @rockethero1177
      @rockethero1177 4 роки тому +10

      “Just *SoUnDs, SuPeR sCuFfEd”*

    • @monke5340
      @monke5340 3 роки тому

      You want to go “doomslayer”

  • @k1ts00n
    @k1ts00n 2 роки тому +2

    The fact o rewatch your yearly recaps again and again every week shocks me because I usually can't sit through a movie. Idk what you do differently but it works, thanks for being here man. World couldn't have spun without you.

  • @calban795
    @calban795 5 років тому +228

    I am now a proud owner of a RussianBadger youtooz.......
    this is the best day of my life.

    • @TheMT89
      @TheMT89 5 років тому +4

      bro they sold out in like 3 seconds... im so upset

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому +2

      sup valk. oh yeah yeahhhhhhh

    • @Biglordchungass
      @Biglordchungass 5 років тому +2

      I'm not because we don't all have 30 dollars in our account ready to go

    • @calban795
      @calban795 5 років тому +1

      @JODisHere I have looked at your videos and I am now a proud part of a video

  • @CastleWrks
    @CastleWrks 4 роки тому +213

    Badger: "Payday 2 could have been a banger, but im doing those next year"
    Me: HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

    • @christophervargas305
      @christophervargas305 4 роки тому +3

      Fast forward to like a week ago when he posted pay day two

    • @MaskOfLimbo
      @MaskOfLimbo 4 роки тому +5

      @@christophervargas305 And it was a BANGER

    • @christophervargas305
      @christophervargas305 4 роки тому +2

      @@MaskOfLimbo an absolute BANGER indeed!!!

    • @Mafira1071
      @Mafira1071 4 роки тому +5

      *we call this a difficulty tweak*

    • @MaskOfLimbo
      @MaskOfLimbo 4 роки тому +3

      @@Mafira1071 *WOLOLOLO INTENSIFIES!*

  • @Khal1337time
    @Khal1337time 5 років тому +155

    Fave moment:
    *I AM T R Y I N G TO H E A L MY W O O O O O O U U U N N N D S S*

  • @lordgrub12345
    @lordgrub12345 3 роки тому +7

    "2019, a year that could not have ended in a better note"
    COVID-19: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @staytorn.4946
    @staytorn.4946 5 років тому +146

    "none of you are old enough to watch futurama"
    Me: *Cries in corner*

    • @frostleaf523YT
      @frostleaf523YT 5 років тому +1

      Sees youtooz responds in futurama "shutup and take my money"

  • @deamdan7126
    @deamdan7126 4 роки тому +94

    Never have I thought I would hear the words “Thanos is hitting the woah on the ice!”

  • @vesperizm
    @vesperizm 4 роки тому +259

    even after a year, "BIG HEADASS" still fucking kills me and i don't know why

    • @sloqthebuffoon5052
      @sloqthebuffoon5052 3 роки тому +3

      Because COVID put are brains in a never-ending loop.

  • @masonlirette4038
    @masonlirette4038 7 місяців тому +6

    Anyone else still watching this in 2024

  • @losttravelerraegth910
    @losttravelerraegth910 5 років тому +57

    "Do I aim for his head or his foot?"
    *CARE PACKAGE ON THE WAY*
    *THUNK AND CRUNCH*
    "AAaAaAaAAaaaaAAAHH!"

  • @pewgamingpc
    @pewgamingpc 5 років тому +64

    Out of everyone on youtube you are one of the absolute best at making sponsorored video. U always make the game look engaging even when you barely have a game to work with and you really make the videos yours. Its not some boring ad read its how you hide the ad reads in jokes, like ur last WoT video where you introduce the christmas maid tank drivers very subtle and then transition into a joke, i bet u very few people even noticed that. And the things that really make your videos great are how it really feels like you and your friends are having fun it always brings a smile to my face and it always feels genuine. In my opinion your videos are more about a funny group of friends just playing videogames in the background. Love what you do man been here for a long time and hope I can stay with you even longer man

    • @botasterisk5163
      @botasterisk5163 5 років тому

      Internet Historian is better but badger is close

  • @gtmorghulis
    @gtmorghulis 5 років тому +119

    Badger's the kind of intellectual to choke on an artichoke and think that's supposed to happen.

  • @BjorkerKing
    @BjorkerKing 2 роки тому +10

    im a few years late but i love the QUALITY of all ur videos

  • @YoumuKompaku
    @YoumuKompaku 5 років тому +128

    The Ned Flanders ninja defuse killed me.
    "Don't mind if I.... diddly do."

    • @WarDaddy2294
      @WarDaddy2294 5 років тому

      Do you know which video that is from? or was that from a stream?

    • @ryanwilliams1207
      @ryanwilliams1207 5 років тому

      @@WarDaddy2294 i think its warden whack

  • @jp2cool4u4
    @jp2cool4u4 5 років тому +524

    Reused like, 3 clips badger
    JUNGE

    • @chuckbuck5002
      @chuckbuck5002 5 років тому +1

      jp2cool4u I love based badger it’s the best

    • @terace4393
      @terace4393 5 років тому +1

      Just had to get it over 1 hour for the ads, disgraceful.

    • @mr.cheese2863
      @mr.cheese2863 5 років тому +1

      SomeGenericMeme that’s a bruh moment for you

    • @Brodie029
      @Brodie029 4 роки тому +1

      Am I the only person that knows what he said when he said junge
      Like no one doing german here
      Is boy

  • @indigo1149
    @indigo1149 5 років тому +60

    47:32 is the best thinking sound ever btw, would put it as the sound that plays when i'm thinking if I could

  • @Ivanriemer8054
    @Ivanriemer8054 Рік тому +5

    I watched this every year since it came out as an anniversary of sort my favorite part was everything. I appreciate your hard work badger your videos always get a good laugh out of me

  • @feraltrafficcone4483
    @feraltrafficcone4483 5 років тому +184

    16:31 as an Iowan, I can confirm this.

  • @SlayednFlayed
    @SlayednFlayed 5 років тому +153

    Me: Literally nothing.
    TheRussianBadger: LOADS CONTENT WITH ENTERTAINING INTENT

  • @q.c8674
    @q.c8674 5 років тому +507

    Hey Badger, going to get real for a quick moment. You do what you need to. If we get a bunch of unsponsored videos, great. If we get a bunch of sponsored videos, still great. The fact is, with all the recent changes, making a decent living from UA-cam has become a slog. You just look out for #1 (You). To be honest, I'm just here for the ride so I'm happy with wherever this bus takes me.
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's pal.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому +2

      hi QC. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhh

    • @madmohawk6560
      @madmohawk6560 5 років тому +2

      As long as that bus is back in time cause Heavenly gotta take a nap

    • @TonyHamiltonCk
      @TonyHamiltonCk 5 років тому +1

      Jeez i need people like you on my channel

  • @bananadog7012
    @bananadog7012 3 роки тому +6

    As a former Alaskan child I will confirm bald eagles do indeed attack kindergarteners 36:32

  • @lectro0779
    @lectro0779 4 роки тому +89

    14:34 He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

  • @Emi_ae
    @Emi_ae 4 роки тому +44

    Wtf I actually cried when Kevin said “I had a good life” and the dreadnought saying “A duty honorable discharged”

  • @owensykes1008
    @owensykes1008 5 років тому +23

    Badger missed the opportunity for the ultimate dad joke, "see you next decade"

  • @hughshax5903
    @hughshax5903 2 роки тому +20

    5:11 thanos hitting the woah
    5:22 it’s my ex-wife karen!
    6:02 do I aim for the head or the foot?
    6:43 uwu bongo cat
    6:50 balding racist
    7:03 random crit noises
    7:28 heavenly = spy kids thumb
    9:40 fire a warning shot Patterson!
    10:32 chicken punch
    11:19 Florida man POV
    11:55 Superman walk
    13:04 the dumbass space program
    13:57 *racks a shell* ready-
    15:00 use code chungus
    15:46 I would like to file a complaint!
    18:29 S I L E N C E L I B E R A L
    21:45 more uwu bongo cat
    24:09 summoning jello
    24:32 A S C E N D E D from eating 412 chicken nuggets
    25:30 boneless pizza
    28:29 uwu cat drones
    29:36 well I can’t read!
    29:48 heavenly as thanos
    35:35 you should have aimed for my ball
    37:48 skullker runs down a hallway while being a raw chicken
    43:10 hear the boomer?
    44:25 heavenly dunking on tanks then breaks his drywall
    47:32 auto tuned hmm
    50:23 sugar sandwiches & heel meals
    1:03:15 hitting buckets

  • @theherolink2532
    @theherolink2532 5 років тому +137

    "Talking allotta shit for someone 1.3miles from Chris Kyle" is probably my favourite quote. But the thing that made me laugh the most was when u spoke in German on world of tanks just to get the response of " what?" Haha still makes me laugh every time. Keep up the amazing work you and ur boys are so so funny and u manage to make even the worst days of my life, pretty damn decent.

    • @theherolink2532
      @theherolink2532 5 років тому

      @@cueztenbruhmoment7020 yes! My (wo)man

    • @olivre9872
      @olivre9872 5 років тому +1

      I only speak English and troglodyte

    • @AaronHatton
      @AaronHatton 5 років тому +1

      TheHeroLink the best part of that quote is my bday is Chris Kyle’s and I’m a freaking crack shot

    • @MatthewDegner
      @MatthewDegner 5 років тому +1

      what about “pierre ze germans are coming prepare to launch ze stonks”

    • @theherolink2532
      @theherolink2532 5 років тому

      @@MatthewDegner hahaha

  • @berdy8381
    @berdy8381 5 років тому +31

    When he says you not old enough to get his references and you 24yrs old *that hurts*

  • @jonaszimmermann6824
    @jonaszimmermann6824 4 роки тому +50

    “none of you are old enough to watch futurama”
    w a t c h m e

  • @CT-3847laser-oz2ht
    @CT-3847laser-oz2ht 8 місяців тому +1

    The second greatest privilege is giving someone the privilege to do what they love everyday-the first greatest privilege is having the friends you have being there with you while you do what you love everyday.

  • @ohen299
    @ohen299 4 роки тому +51

    "Don't mind if I diddly do" was awesome. I love the fact that you can just do a Mission Impossible out of the window and land shots.

  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 5 років тому +254

    Ubi might not like him because of how he talks, but badjur was able to shitfuck his way into our hearts

    • @Zidane111
      @Zidane111 5 років тому +8

      Please reproduce

    • @LastRookie
      @LastRookie 5 років тому +2

      And into the Creator cup at Rayleigh using the sausage gun with a Tachykang helmet on

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 5 років тому +2

      the only reason i watch badger is cause.......... well i will just summarize to oine sentence. I like to watch him cause he is creating masterpieces and im dying from laughter

  • @ShoMinazuki
    @ShoMinazuki 4 роки тому +113

    “Wouldn’t it be difficult to use NVGS with goggles on?” Said the man wearing a kilt in a warzone

  • @lemongrassarch1432
    @lemongrassarch1432 3 роки тому +5

    50:50 Them struggle meals growing up. Brings back so many memories. That sugar on white bread 👌

  • @milotheoperator
    @milotheoperator 5 років тому +120

    "I'll make my own Fallout, with blackjack and hookers!"-Obsidian Entertainment

    • @helix5441
      @helix5441 4 роки тому +1

      Milo The Operator and thats how the best fallout was made

  • @mr.weirdness5970
    @mr.weirdness5970 3 роки тому +77

    4:56 Monsters Inc. 3
    5:10 Thanos Hitting The Woah
    5:21 My Ex-Wife
    10:33 Punch A Chicken
    12:09 I Remember That Episode
    18:19 Silence Corporal
    19:25 National Treasure
    25:32 Heavenly Was Eating A Fucking Pizza
    26:40 Heal Wounds
    28:30 Have You Seen Mr. Bear, Bro?
    34:47 BAH! BAH!
    36:31 Bald Eagles
    41:53 Hail Mary
    43:08 Hear that Boomer?
    1:20:40 Weak Materials
    1:25:23 Derek Boogaard
    1:43:31 Hive Tyrant

  • @pakratmiz4487
    @pakratmiz4487 5 років тому +83

    “You don’t have yo worry about monotozation”
    Yeah until UA-cam starts deleting them all this upcoming January

  • @robinketting2591
    @robinketting2591 Рік тому +1

    Bager don’t stress that you’re videos are mediocre I personally loved you’re vids from 2019

  • @Ettozellous
    @Ettozellous 5 років тому +349

    I don't have one favorite....I have many. Here they are
    37:46 the uncooked turkey
    41:11 SuPeR ScUfFeD
    43:08 you here that boomer
    1:02:17 they’re making fun of the marines again
    1:15:23 don't mind if I diddly do
    1:20:40 knife the watermelon
    1:37:15 choot em keith
    1:43:24 you sound like a bunch of nerds
    Also anywhere between 0 and 1:44:51. :)

    • @totallylegitimate9757
      @totallylegitimate9757 5 років тому +7

      Love it

    • @Themasterjtg
      @Themasterjtg 5 років тому +10

      I'm half tempted to see if anyone's documented the moments entirely like this

    • @Ettozellous
      @Ettozellous 5 років тому +1

      Not from what I've seen. I did this to show my friends my favorite moments from this video and since we all enjoy bagers videos we had a blast.

    • @atsjrhuf
      @atsjrhuf 5 років тому +2

      Totally Legitamete

    • @insurance551
      @insurance551 5 років тому +3

      What about
      26:40 I AM TRYING TO HEAL MY WOOUUNDDSSSS
      and later on: It’s ok I got him. I don’t got him no more.

  • @kalanjames264
    @kalanjames264 5 років тому +88

    Favorite part in world of tanks and hamlet was read. Real shit tho i found u badger from ur mute vid for r6 got the game when mozzie and grid came out. Thx you for showing me that game and thank you for just existing, making content that makes people laugh and feel happy. I could be in a terrible place and one if ur vids pops up, i watch and i feel better. EVERY TIME. Thank u again for being u badger cheers to ur ever growing number of sponsors and subs. See ya next year BROTHER.

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 5 років тому +74

    He played the Glaz clip spamming Mozzie in the corner twice. Banger, you really DO need a break man

    • @jasontheyoutuber7576
      @jasontheyoutuber7576 5 років тому +4

      Swan Ronson I thought I was tripping when I saw some clips twice

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 5 років тому

      Cletus The UA-camr yeah, there were actually a good amount of repeated clips. Bajur definitely needs a break

    • @threat9231
      @threat9231 5 років тому

      How the hell does he need a break? He posts like twice a month lmfao. On top of the that, his siege videos are mostly twitch clips with words attached. Like come on.

    • @mysingur1958
      @mysingur1958 5 років тому

      @@threat9231 YOU ON SOME FUCK SHIT IF YOU THINK EDITING ISNT HARD YOU COMMIE

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 5 років тому +1

      Threat I’m not sure you understand the amount of time and effort that goes into his work. Editing is a lot more than adding words, and even that is difficult and time-consuming. Once a week is also four times a month, not two.

  • @lillyhall423
    @lillyhall423 8 місяців тому +2

    "LoNg LiVe ThE kInG!"
    *wheezes into next year*

  • @HerculeanTusk
    @HerculeanTusk 5 років тому +68

    This year I rediscovered you Badger. I remember you from the bf3 days and then I just stumble upon one of your videos out of the blue (years after the bf3 days) and I am just laughing my ass off. In the span of a month I watched all of your videos from the last 2 years and I would always laugh. My favourite video is by far the Deathwing one, which I have seen multiple times. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you my friend. May you and your squad give us more laughter in the future. (I am calm, WHAT SORCERY IS THIS - favourite moment)

  • @mdxcloud23
    @mdxcloud23 5 років тому +68

    Fav Moment:
    When you learn Heavenly clicks the left mouse button with his middle finger

    • @iNotAnHacker
      @iNotAnHacker 5 років тому +5

      Jason Oliver The real gamer move is to use your pinky to left click and use you wrist to move the mouse

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 5 років тому +2

      *CRAB RAVE INTENSIFIES*

    • @aricohen5960
      @aricohen5960 5 років тому

      I tried to do that. It felt super weird.

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT
    @TheNightmareAngelYT 3 роки тому +203

    Heavenly: I'm lactose intolerant.
    Also Heavenly: "eats a Dominos pizza while his teammate dies"
    Brother, I am chilled here.
    1:40:46

  • @Chubbyunicorn60
    @Chubbyunicorn60 2 роки тому +3

    Bro it's 12:18 of the new year and I'm watching badger best of 2019 vid. What am I doing with life