John Crist on Why He Scared to Listen to Christian Radio!
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
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John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristco...
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No joke, my family and I were driving through a cemetery one time, and Lauren Daigle's song "Come Alive (Dry Bones)" came on. I was like, "Yeah, let's leave". 🤣
Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂
I would have been laughing so hard!😂
Swiftly turns off radio.
I'd be like, " I ain't Ezekiel. Not today Daigle. Not today."
😂😂😂
It’s the fact that he laughs at his own jokes that KILLS ME. he’s that good 😂😂😂❤️
It's the fact that other ppl are laughing at them that gets me
Most comedians do that
I love the idea of finishing your sentences with song lyrics 😂
YOOOO!!!! THAT OUTRO SCARED THE LIFE OUTTA ME MAN
Thanks for the heads up. Lol
When you know it's coming and it still makes you jump 😂
Your comment saved me. The outro was 5 seconds ahead.
Same
😂😂😂
When I was 2 my mom took me to Walmart and I just sat in the cart singing “All I know is I’m not home yet, this is not where I belong” at the top of my lungs 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
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A fitting song for Walmart... Just like U2's "I still haven't found what I'm looking for", that was playing one day in Walmart.
@@ednutter7653 Good one! 😁
RIP Ears when the tour dates and music come on at the end way louder...
I thought the same thing. My ears still hurt.
Omg I thought I was gonna be ready for it after reading this comment. I was not.
I somehow literally didn't understand what you said until the end and yeaaah, I'm gonna be deaf for the next 5 minutes.
Omd, it just came out of nothin🥲
I wish I had read the comments first! 😩
Christian tiktokers please make a mashup of “no ones gonna know” with “he knows”
That’s a good one.
Yes!!
"This is not where I belong......HE KNOWS!!!"
Those darn guardian angels. They know.
Note to Editor: Audio Balancing is your friend. On other news I know my heart works and I don't need a pacemaker 🤣
😂
Was scrolling through the comments whilst listening to the audio and read this one and thought to myself "what's this guy on about, the audio balance is fine". Then it got to the end and i got quite the shock, made me jump and now I have burning tea over me 😂
Binge watching your comedy lately and clicking all the like buttons. I swear I'm not a stalker! 😂 I just have a son in the military in Kabul right now and the anniversary of his big brother passing is coming up fast. We desperately need the laughter. Thank you for doing what you do! The world needs you now more than ever.
God Definitely has a sense of humor! Love this sketch! Thanks for the laughs. 😆👍
I just love Christian music, even though we’re a bit funny sometimes 😂
Agree we have some weird quirks 🤣
True story, I kid you not:
When I was little, my family listened to pretty much nothing but K-Love and Smile FM in the car. A couple of times He Reigns would come on and when the chorus came on for the first time, it would ACTUALLY rain outside, and it would stop when the song ended. When the rain started, we'd laugh and say "HE REIGNS!" :)
I had the same thing happen but it was a few rain drops in a clear sky driving home. I was listening to a lot of Christian music and then a song from owl city (?) You’re not alone came on and there was a verse that was “ when it rains it pours” and as I sang that the rain came on my windshield and stopped. I looked up and no rain. God is great, all the time.
@@shell7142 wtf
I know all the lyrics to this song.
I listen to K love, but what's the station for smile FM??
@@JuanGarcia-lj2xe I don't remember, I haven't listened to it in about 11 years.
Got in a car accident two weeks ago, the song on the radio started playing, "I can't Make it, Lord Without"
Are you doing OK today?
How are you feeling? Jesus loves you
Stay safe
@@Jesusbride515 much better, my ankle and ribs healed and got a new car. Praise the Lord!
@@abrahamkline8812 yayyyyy!!!
I love the way you mixed in music with comedy. That's really unique. 💕
Haha freaking love this guy! Please come back to Portland one day, we need Jesus and John Crist!
My two needs: Christ and Crist
I can't listen to christian radio because it's always the same old songs and it just gets overplayed. Same with every radio station, really.
Yea same
Glad I’m not the only one.
So true. I feel it's even worse with my local Christian contemporary station because they easily devote more time to commercials than any other station I listen to. So if the pop station plays music for 45 minutes and has 15 minutes of commercials/DJ blathering, you'll hear whatever the popular song is once in 45 minutes. For my local contemporary Christian station, it's closer to hearing the popular song once every 35 minutes.
The local station almost ruined Tauren Wells' song "Known" ("I'm fully known and loved by you") for me by playing it once every 20 minutes or so when it first came out. A co-worker always had her radio tuned to the local contemporary Christian station, and I was close enough to hear it...most of the time I was happy about that but I got to the point where I'd recognize the first few notes of "Known" and groan or mock scream or fake excessive enthusiasm, yelling "It's my SONG! I haven't heard this song in MINUTES!", which always cracked my co-worker up. Love the song (again) now but man, I couldn't stand it for a few months.
In the words of Christian Contemporary Music: "This is not where I belong."
Yeah. Although I listen to 91.9, they do repeat alot of the same songs.
I can’t listen to christian radio because of the DJs. They always seem so fake.
I usually go to Amazon music or UA-cam haha.
check out AFR (american family radio) if you have a station in your area
I don't know about fake, but there's always one that is just WAAAAY over the top! They have SUCH peace in Jesus. The songs REALLY speak to them. If they lead an on-air prayer, it is clear from their voice that they are just SO aware of His presence. And they seem to feel that EVERY SINGLE SONG requires its own ten-minute devotional before and/or after they play it. 🤦♂️
gets the last spot in a parking lot:
hallelujah! oh oh, oh, oh, hallelujah!
I love how your comedy is not blasphemous but so satirische and funny. Can I buy DVDs? :)
This is unique, John. Bring this back with new songs in your shows!
I love that he cracks up at his own jokes!
Christian music…get ready for the drum buildup….every time 😂
THIS IS GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dare you to Move comment gets me! That has happened so many times lol
He's an actual comedian?! I never knew, that's awesome
These are so funny I just can’t
You can't what?
" we're gonna wash you in the blood" 🙀 "I'm gonna call the 👮♀️ . 🤣🤣👏👏
Can we talk about the way every 2 weeks there’s a support drive for Christian radio stations? Like… money laundering much 😂😂😂
Exactly. My mom used to switch to the top 40 radio stations when there were would be a support drive. Living in Georgia 104.7 The Fish did their support drives for Jamaica every few months. My mom would memorize the date and avoid that station on that day.
The ones I think are super sketchy are the ones who do pledge drives and yet still do commercials. WAY FM calls it “showing appreciation to their corporate sponsors”. I’m like “Naw, either take pledges or do commercials, but don’t do both”
They are a scam because they already have donors and businesses that give the money to support the station for the year but they still do a drive so they can pocket money
They depend on sponsorship to stay on the air. They don’t have commercials. Do you know how much $$$ radio stations get from commercial sponsors? Tons. It takes a lot of money to run a business, and that’s what radio stations are. Learn some things about it before you bring your hateful rhetoric. Go pick on Muslims, see how far that gets you.
Had the video cranked because of the low volume. Outro hit and I jumped into the fifth dimension 😂
I love that I know all these songs almost by heart
I was there when he told this joke and it made me realize that I've went through some of the same things.
I love watching John Crist his comedy is hilarious I can relate to all the things he mentions
I moved all the way across America because after I asked God should I stay or Go..Immediately Winds of Change by Kutless played on the radio..that was 16 years ago. Ty Jesus.😊
It's so true though!! I was stuck working really late and it was like 11 pm and K-love plays "Stiiilll working, still still workin' workin'..."
So true 🤣 it's like the holy spirit narrates our lives with song just to make his work more interesting
Yes, Christian radio had alot of good times even unsuspicious efforts around humanitized humor relief fixations. Even when we get mad with random dis- maintenance difficulties in and our of service times scheduled.
Thanks for helping make forgiveness feel easier somehow.
Peace love and happiness friends alike and afar.
Thank you JOHN CHRIST for each good day of honest work invested. Keep those smile levels stayging....💚💛💙🖤❤
Perfect for Friday night! Much support from the Netherlands 🇳🇱🤗
I'm at work laughing so much. Thank you!! 😂🤣 love it
I love John… it’s good to laugh!!
I can’t listen to christian radio because it’s all so generic these days
The 2000's-2010's are the peak of Christian Radio imo
Yeah
Kendrick Lamar
Indeed the 90s to early 2000s has the best even 70/80s. Im old school like that. Check out Keith Green he's from the 70s but it's what Christian music should like.
I dont listen to it because it takes the time I could be spending hearing GODs word from pastors or talking about GOD on the radio
This was so hilarious! Absolutely loved this idea 😆
The sound on this video is VERY low. I had my volume all the way up and still could barely hear it. It was good though:)
I'm SO glad I found this channel!
This is hilarious and strangely kind of relatable.
Oh, my gosh. I was cracking up!!💛💛💛
one time i was in a car long car trip with my youth group and I was listening to ac dc in my head phones, then on the main car radio that ashamed song came on. i laughed so hard-
excellent material John
I had the radio on without really listening, until I caught “let me tell you bout my Cheezit!”
Completely hysterical! 🤣🤣 then the music at the end blares on and my ears felt like they got stabbed 😩🤣
That outro beat hit HARD!
Tbh not even sure of the last time I listened to the radio. Got that Bluetooth John
Please come to Massachusetts or New Hampshire. I’d LOVE TO SEE YOU!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣
OMG!!! I was in CC two months ago. I didn't know you were there.
I missed you 😔
Your comedy is brilliant!
DO MORE OF THIS😂🙌
Loved it - please do more of these.
Fort Smith, AR...Dec 2nd!!! 🙌🏽
Thank you! Needed the laugh. We could sure use some of your comedic spirit here in Ohio. December 28th?
I love the creativity 💜
You are the MAN!! And we all know, you still like Hooters! Great wings.
John you should come out here to Sacramento for a comedy night on your tour!
This is so true. Although I thought he was going to say the reason he stopped listening is because the playlist on Klove and similar is like 12 songs. Edit: I reread the title. I guess my comment is not that relevant but I’m not deleting it lol.
Bought tickets for saint Louis woooo!!!!!! Im excited
Thank y'all for the music warnings. I lowered my volume
Me, personally, I can't listen to mainstream Christian radio anymore because of how terrible it is
I miss Sweet Comfort Band, DeGarmo & Key, John Michael Talbot, Don Francisco, Daniel Amos, 2nd Chapter of Acts.
@Eliya Kachelmyer how could I forget Phil Keaggy or Keith Green??
I agree. I listen to older Christian musix
I used to go to a Christian school, and all the mainstream church and radio stuff was overplayed to death. I can’t stomach it anymore. I don’t personally find the songs bad, just repetitive. I do still enjoy TobyMac though, because that was alway a little too hip hop for my school😂
Yea. The “Jesus is my boyfriend” style or how it’s basically all about them and their feelings gets old. Some of them seem like they are purposely making them to sound like a normal love song trying to make it to secular radio or something.
Thank you.
Miss this guy ❤️
LETS GOOOO, FOLKS!!!!!
This is the funniest thing I've seen for a while!
The RiOT with Obadiah and Nikki was THE BEST morning show on Christian radio. R.I.P.
Such a simple premise - using worship songs as punchlines - but so funny every time. Onya John you’re killing it mate 🙃
I swear I was worried about something and then the song on the radio played and was like don’t you worry about a thing and I was like hUh HOW
He’s hilarious 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂 it’s my favorite vid , this one is!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude you need to come to NY!!! You’re great !
I'm in MA & wish he would come to New England
Popular Opinion: Every single one of ya'll agrees that Crist made our day enthusiastic:
Y’all
You ain't never lied lol. Klove😂😂😂😂😂
You pressed every little Christian button on my 💜💜💜 with this one
Bring this content to Idaho !! Please !! 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
And I agree that a song comes on when you feel something
I got excited for the 24 September date at the end: Melbourne!
But wrong country 😕
My only disappointment is that he isn't coming close to Wyoming.
Or northern CO
I would drive from Utah to Wyoming 😂love this guy
Random but I visited Wyoming for the first time this year and loved it. Great state.
Yay. I just found out I got tickets to a concert of yours
So true! Where's Texas on your list??? We want to laugh with you too!
👍 Love this chart topper! 😉
You are just brilliant !!!
Why is the audio level so low? The intro is loud but the actual video is pretty low.
I thought my media volume wasnt working
This is what my UA-cam feed needs
FIX THE VOLUME! HAD TO TURN IT ON FULL BLAST TO HEAR THEN AT THE END OF VIDEO THE SOUND WENT THRU THE ROOF AND WOKE UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! THANKS!
Awesome stuff brother!!
It grates a nerve When the volume's up full blast to hear the video, then the credit music blows your speaker out
.. wasn't expecting that.
This weekend right now KLOVE is doing some “right song, right time” requests and stories or something like that. You should call in. lol
I was reading different comments about CCM, and at first my brain just wrote it off as some sort of weird variation on Credence Clearwater Revival. 5-10 minutes later, I finally figured it out.
Very funny bit. Timing was perfect. I disagree with the title, though. This is about when the radio speaks to you, not when it scares you.
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my LIFE! 😂
Aw shoot! I live in Viera aka Melbourne! I'm purchasing my tickets asap!!
That second and last song got me! XD
He's like a Sebastian Maniscalco a liiiiiil bit ;)
I love this video, it just the set the mood man! 🤩
VIDEO has low volume compared to others....just for your channel's improvement on future uploads.....thank you btw for sharing this content!
Great job !