I played 'FORSPOKEN' to see if it's THAT bad...

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  • @LukeStephensTV
    @LukeStephensTV  Рік тому +113

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    • @toshtao1
      @toshtao1 Рік тому +7

      You're just cherry picking the game because its the popular thing to do.

    • @bensxbd
      @bensxbd Рік тому +44

      @@toshtao1 you didn’t even finish the video. I can tell because your comment was posted before this video was even out for an hour, which is the length of the video

    • @Gageiro94
      @Gageiro94 Рік тому +3

      Recommended a 3070 for this REALLY?

    • @Pumpkinking64
      @Pumpkinking64 Рік тому +117

      BOO! AI art is trash. No thanks, Luke!

    • @LaMaquina17
      @LaMaquina17 Рік тому +7

      @@toshtao1L

  • @yvngtonyb
    @yvngtonyb Рік тому +1167

    She cared so much about that cat. More than a duffel bag of cash. So much so that she gave the cat away in the very next scene. Definitely one of the games ever made.

    • @magicalmagicmagician5223
      @magicalmagicmagician5223 Рік тому +53

      It's definitely a game that was made

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant Рік тому +61

      >complains about being poor and homeless
      >owns a $2000 cat
      lol

    • @jessh4016
      @jessh4016 Рік тому +51

      I mean, you can't keep a cat if you're homeless. Game sucks, but there're a bunch of weird criticisms in these comments

    • @star-rock6466
      @star-rock6466 Рік тому +25

      Are you gonna keep a fucking cat or literally any pets if you are poor and homeless ???

    • @NicoleMarie.
      @NicoleMarie. Рік тому +2

      HotY status (game of the year)

  • @victor_734
    @victor_734 Рік тому +1179

    It’s like the devs wanted her to be this cool relatable character but they have managed the opposite

    • @PapaRoboto
      @PapaRoboto Рік тому +93

      She's relatable to the Devs. 🤷

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 Рік тому +60

      Western writers worked on this game, that's why

    • @davidstinger1134
      @davidstinger1134 Рік тому +108

      She's relatable to the boardroom of 60 year olds who watched a bunch of Marvel movies, Rick and Morty and 5 minutes of reaction videos and thought that's what people like.

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio Рік тому +42

      @@Walamonga1313 oh, that explains way too much
      I was wondering why the hell would a Japanese company create an isekai like this because the usual go-to is the "overworked office worker getting a second chance in a wonderful fantasy land" instead of this "homeless criminal hates her life, gets a second chance, and immediately wants to go back to the life she hated"

    • @callsignfatbeard2637
      @callsignfatbeard2637 Рік тому +24

      @@Walamonga1313 sounds like someone who hasn’t read a lot of western writing.

  • @peterbaker1293
    @peterbaker1293 Рік тому +2020

    This game is the obligatory "I can't believe it's not Ubisoft" title of the year.

    • @mikeyrocks4274
      @mikeyrocks4274 Рік тому +109

      The voice acting in particular, script like a Marvel movie

    • @peterbaker1293
      @peterbaker1293 Рік тому +112

      @@mikeyrocks4274 Exactly, and not even one of the good ones. We're talking Phase 4 She-Hulk schlock.

    • @ozzythomas672
      @ozzythomas672 Рік тому +11

      There is one Ubisoft game that is really good rainbow 6 sleigh

    • @unseen32808
      @unseen32808 Рік тому +21

      I honestly don't trust square Enix anymore either just as bad

    • @matthewwright9143
      @matthewwright9143 Рік тому +19

      @@mikeyrocks4274 Joss Whedon's humor has ruined DCEU. It was only a matter of time before it crept into video games.

  • @tylerphilco
    @tylerphilco Рік тому +3562

    Leaving the bag of cash in a burning room on purpose is the worst plot point I’ve seen in a while.

    • @anselmopat4985
      @anselmopat4985 Рік тому +215

      Hahahahah that was so dumb

    • @kalashnikovdevil
      @kalashnikovdevil Рік тому +248

      They could have made that not stupid too. like. It wouldn't even be hard.

    • @psyched.shelby5391
      @psyched.shelby5391 Рік тому +326

      @@kalashnikovdevil ya like she rushes out of bed to save her cat and the camera pans down to the bag of cash igniting on fire. Something more cinematic like that but this game isn’t good enough for that I guess.

    • @Niko_Suavey
      @Niko_Suavey Рік тому +258

      Extremely dumb, especially when the player can clearly grab it while still completing the other objective

    • @TheFinalGate_
      @TheFinalGate_ Рік тому +49

      Absolutely horrible lmfaoo

  • @Guitarmonade
    @Guitarmonade Рік тому +1610

    Lol when Luke was asking where she got the dirt to throw in the guy's face, all I could think was "Pocket sand!"

    • @Blitas
      @Blitas Рік тому +38

      must've learned it after getting scammed for 20 silver by a dude in some ruins in the sea of dust

    • @stevelandmartin-khan2430
      @stevelandmartin-khan2430 Рік тому +47

      After watching the clip I’m convinced it’s pocket sand.

    • @SherryNiles1312
      @SherryNiles1312 Рік тому +30

      Shaaa Sha sha!!

    • @Yummynomnom123
      @Yummynomnom123 Рік тому +4

      It's a super power

    • @proto6948
      @proto6948 Рік тому +5

      SAME

  • @cubablue602
    @cubablue602 Рік тому +461

    The first belly laugh for me was the "Just Another Day" chapter headline after she just avoided a severe prison sentence for three felonies.

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 Рік тому +10

      you dont get an almost prison sentence every day?

    • @Kushking_Kraven
      @Kushking_Kraven 7 місяців тому

      I know it's nothing like trumps 97 felonies it just ridiculous 😂

  • @shootnblankz187
    @shootnblankz187 Рік тому +771

    The smile on my face when luke starts to complain about the fade to black... Because I already know what lies ahead 🤣

    • @daktaklakpak5059
      @daktaklakpak5059 Рік тому +64

      This game should fade to black in never reappear again!

    • @felixbennett6125
      @felixbennett6125 Рік тому

      I feel like fade to blacks only work well when it's a character POV and they're fading in and out.

    • @shootnblankz187
      @shootnblankz187 Рік тому +36

      @@felixbennett6125 fade to blacks are 100% fine... When there are only a few an hour to finish chapter or long scenes or to express time advancing or total location shift. Not almost every camera transition lol. Like in the one cutscene from before walking into the court room area and end of scene there was like 10 fade to blacks in 10-15min, like a fade to black when transitioning to each character speaking in the same room during the same conversation?!?!?! Wtf lol

    • @ninernation2828
      @ninernation2828 Рік тому

      Good one, how long did it take to come up with comedic gold.

    • @billylebullyhunter7366
      @billylebullyhunter7366 Рік тому +5

      @@ninernation2828 here, you dropped your extra chromosome

  • @AstonishingRed
    @AstonishingRed Рік тому +645

    Ok I honestly believe that stopping the player from picking up the cash was a deliberate troll by the developers.

    • @Bee_Mavrick
      @Bee_Mavrick Рік тому +9

      Bet

    • @vinvintoday
      @vinvintoday Рік тому +148

      The game is just telling you early on that buying their game is equivalent of burning a bag of cash, genius meta commentary really

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel Рік тому +4

      wow! its like im playing forespoken

    • @dream6562
      @dream6562 Рік тому +3

      ​@Milcentvin no it's to say even though she is in trouble she believes a cats life is more important than hers

    • @chrisandrew7577
      @chrisandrew7577 Рік тому +1

      Imagine if the game started with player choice between money and the cat. Too bad

  • @draconis17
    @draconis17 Рік тому +120

    The thing with the money bag to me, is, they didn't HAVE to put it there. They could've said, for example, that she was worried about someone breaking in so she put it in a hidden spot, and then the hidden spot was already on fire. They could've had the flames already reach the foot of her bed and burn it by the time she woke up. They could have done ANYTHING other than literally spawn her in with the option to (fail to) pick up the bag. The developers *chose* to make her a massive idiot for not just grabbing it on her way by. Imo that's just a sign of horrible game design.

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 Рік тому +13

      Exactly. Plot holes that appear because the writers wrote themselves into a corner after adding a ton of lore and characters is one thing, but such an obvious scene with such an easy way to make it make sense being this contrived is baffling. Like you said, they could have just placed the bag somewhere she couldn't easily get to it and it wouldn't be stupid.

    • @koreancowboy42
      @koreancowboy42 11 місяців тому +8

      And it's funny the stupid gang found her and burns her place but didn't take the FUCKING CASH

  • @josephmunning4890
    @josephmunning4890 Рік тому +391

    As usual Luke has sage advice. I really regret all the times I've left a bag full of cash in a burning room when I could've just taken the bag full of cash.

  • @theogkaleb4150
    @theogkaleb4150 Рік тому +746

    120 hours of community service for her third felony 💀

    • @LilCyco223
      @LilCyco223 Рік тому +62

      I guess it was a Christmas present

    • @skilletno1
      @skilletno1 Рік тому +100

      Bail reform in new york lol

    • @LucidPhoton
      @LucidPhoton Рік тому +63

      Commiting crimes must be worth it as hell in this universe.

    • @lewispooper3138
      @lewispooper3138 Рік тому +32

      That’s a harsher sentence than most criminals receive in New York

    • @khaalmalki4039
      @khaalmalki4039 Рік тому +51

      then she goes to perform breaking and entering and stealing a cuff. We are supposed to like this character btw.

  • @Cold_Cactus
    @Cold_Cactus Рік тому +371

    I honestly don't know shit about this game but the part when she continues to be a smart ass when there's a gun in her face I just completely checked out

    • @ninernation2828
      @ninernation2828 Рік тому +9

      Lmao….. what? Like seriously? That’s all it takes? My god how do you enjoy anything if you get that triggered by something so stupid.

    • @titustheboxer2364
      @titustheboxer2364 Рік тому +137

      @@ninernation2828 you’re telling me that scene was good? 😂 my eyes glazed over as that was playing out the dialogue was absolutely horrendous

    • @Teddyisoffline
      @Teddyisoffline Рік тому +81

      @@titustheboxer2364 the dude above is defending the game in all the comments like he made it or something 😂

    • @aleciad7218
      @aleciad7218 Рік тому +14

      I checked out when she threw dirt at the gangsters. So, a criminal heavily involved with gangsters doesn't carry a pistol, let alone a knife? A handful of dirt she got out of nowhere is her ONLY means of self-defense? Really?

    • @Koalavater
      @Koalavater Рік тому +24

      ​@@aleciad7218 I hate to defend this game but she literally just walked out of a courthouse, she wouldn't have any weapons even if she did regularly carry.

  • @brandony9510
    @brandony9510 Рік тому +173

    Luke: thankyou redbull for the 6 month supply.
    Redbull: that was supposed to be a 3 year supply….

  • @redlaw861
    @redlaw861 Рік тому +350

    Love how gigachad judge just sentenced her without any trial after she pled not guilty lmao the judge doesnt give a fuck

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight Рік тому +73

      The judge is strong and independent - she doesn't need any rules! ;-)

    • @strikeforce1500
      @strikeforce1500 Рік тому +82

      Yeah,we call that lazy writing. "Hey, protagonist,you did something very wrong for the 3rd time!, I won't send you to jail this time,because you promise to be a good person/I know you are a good person with zero proof!".

    • @rumuelnathanael8043
      @rumuelnathanael8043 Рік тому +11

      The judge should be the main character 🤣

    • @MrAjking808
      @MrAjking808 Рік тому +1

      Gigachad? 😒

  • @wolf1nsoul
    @wolf1nsoul Рік тому +289

    She went like "Haya, pocket sand!"💀
    Yep, this is what happens when the writters wanna make a Ryan Reynolds type of a character...

    • @asobimouryu9545
      @asobimouryu9545 Рік тому +4

      ...Outside of Deadpool

    • @daefaron
      @daefaron Рік тому +10

      *pocket sand and then I'll stand on a chain link fence when they have a GUN*

    • @WarBirdGhost
      @WarBirdGhost Рік тому +2

      I desperately need a proper Deadpool 2 game, to play.

    • @wolf1nsoul
      @wolf1nsoul Рік тому +3

      @@WarBirdGhost Indeed bro, the 360/PS3 one was awesome! Hopefully the new info about a TNTN: Last Ronin game and Wolverine, open up doors for more antihero games!

    • @MundaneThingsBackwards
      @MundaneThingsBackwards Рік тому

      sha shaaaa!

  • @mauriciov2450
    @mauriciov2450 Рік тому +171

    I like how we don't have to infer motivation or discover anything about a character because they'll just tell us.

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 Рік тому +16

      Thank god too. I could feel my brain wrinkle from the mere thought of actually paying attention to story beats.

  • @davidphillips6440
    @davidphillips6440 Рік тому +128

    I love how that judge immediately broke herself down from "idk if you'll ever amount to anything" to alright fine community service

  • @Lucyller
    @Lucyller Рік тому +63

    The idea that a teenage girl is walking the street of New-York with the pockets full of sands to defend herself "just in case" is hilarious to me. I wish I was this witty.

  • @jacobwilliams3938
    @jacobwilliams3938 Рік тому +191

    Imagine someone said we need to leave the bag of cash in the burning room and not allow the plyer to pick it up. Someone else said but that wouldn't make sense and they said nah it'll be fine they will never see the cash burning coming. Don't you know, everyone just leaves money on the floor when the place is burning even though you can easily grab it while you walk out of the room.

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 Рік тому +9

      don't even have to grab it you could literally kick it along the ground if you wanted to

    • @Bee_Mavrick
      @Bee_Mavrick Рік тому

      Its either let the cash burn or let the cat burn and if in that time you grab the money your cat could die. Would you risk it for the bisket?

    • @danthovict381
      @danthovict381 Рік тому +10

      "everyone"?? Literally one of the guide for disaster (at least in my country) are keeping valuable documents (as such house certificate) in a spot that easy for you to grab in times of disaster. And i used to occasionally worked at temp. shelter for disaster (usually fire), and most of the victims there always said they rushed to save valuables (house/land certificate, money etc) as many as they can in that moment. And here you see full of your hard-earned cash already in one bag and ready to grab literally in FRONT of you and just leave there? Lol!! Not the mention she looking for her cat and that bag can also be used to help carrying the cats so her hands will free (if she needed both of them later to moved heavy object, etc)

    • @ShadoShade
      @ShadoShade Рік тому +7

      It was already in a bag. If it had been laid out all over a table, sure, I could have criticized the MC for not at least taking some of it, but it was already to be picked up. Just grab it and find the cat and go.

    • @edgar7456
      @edgar7456 Рік тому +1

      @@Bee_Mavrick it takes no time to take the money just grab it while rushing to your cat, that would add less than a second. She was walking anyway so it's not like she was in a hurry lol

  • @martinramirez9647
    @martinramirez9647 Рік тому +680

    And remember, this game was designed like this, this is what they went for.

    • @nathanwatkins1005
      @nathanwatkins1005 Рік тому +37

      Idk man...something went awry... FF15 was better in every way and it was only a 7/10 for me.

    • @martinramirez9647
      @martinramirez9647 Рік тому +41

      @@nathanwatkins1005 I know, it's like if they tried to westernize a jrpg, I don't know, it just doesn't work like a player would want to.

    • @ONEin1000xD
      @ONEin1000xD Рік тому +1

      @@martinramirez9647 Action RPG all day baby.

    • @TheGravityShifter
      @TheGravityShifter Рік тому

      @@martinramirez9647 It's like the east assumed everyone in the west is into a lot of the stuff Hollywood and Disney are pumping out because that's how they see it from the outside and just expected us to like this too. Ik I'm exaggerating and conspiring but if that turned out to be true, they couldn't be more ignorant of the west if they tried.
      I think more accurately though the writers probably come off as big Marvel fans. It feels like clunky Marvel writing if I ever saw it.

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz Рік тому +24

      So when they were writing this game they looked at every mcu film and was like "yeah let's do that".

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Рік тому +59

    Frey: "Gotta find Homer first!"
    Real Cat: **

    • @minnie21434
      @minnie21434 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shrumgus5608
      @shrumgus5608 Рік тому +1

      How you gonna take care of a cat realistically tho? Also left it with someone she trusted.

  • @MuayFlyGuy
    @MuayFlyGuy Рік тому +109

    Just to point out, the officer in the picture holding her as a baby is wearing the same NYS COURTS uniform as the Court Officers in the court scene... i guess devs just reused the skin and thought nobody would notice a court officer rescuing a baby from the holland tunnel for some reason LMAO

  • @Thenomad1227
    @Thenomad1227 Рік тому +270

    I guess Forspoken should remain Unspoken.

    • @btnhstillfire
      @btnhstillfire Рік тому +9

      Im loving it. Magic based combat w a flowing dash system. 👌

    • @gunlook
      @gunlook Рік тому +40

      @@btnhstillfire Prototype does it better.

    • @nier_gard9236
      @nier_gard9236 Рік тому +27

      @@btnhstillfire its going to be forgotten when hogwarts legacy drops

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 Рік тому +18

      @@nier_gard9236 it's going to be forgotten way before Hogwarts Legacy comes out

    • @geminine970
      @geminine970 Рік тому +9

      Matter of fact just play the infamous games

  • @kkuro7054
    @kkuro7054 Рік тому +305

    I feel like this game was written by (and for) people who've been raised by fanfic and have very little experience with (or patience with) human life.

    • @kathleenh2782
      @kathleenh2782 Рік тому +57

      as a fic writer and a fic reader i feel like that's slander 💀this is so much worse than about 75% of the fanfic that's ever been written lol, no question about it!!!

    • @kkuro7054
      @kkuro7054 Рік тому +17

      @@kathleenh2782 It's not really meant as a slander against fanfiction per se. I do run into a good number of people who really were raised on a diet of little but fanfic and -- it's not pretty. It doesn't help them be adults with a lot of options and talents in the world. It's like, I don't mean to slander french fries, but catering to/fomenting french fry addictions isn't, I'll put my neck out to say, a positive contribution to culture/society.

    • @8bitorgy
      @8bitorgy Рік тому

      Elitists are always trying to pretend they're normal. Only like 10 celebrities ever sent their kids to public school

    • @cainyourkids
      @cainyourkids Рік тому +14

      @@kkuro7054 I'm still reeling from that one news of someone who got pregnant because they took sex ed advice from fanfiction

    • @kkuro7054
      @kkuro7054 Рік тому

      @@cainyourkids That must surely be Fake News!!!! From what I've seen, getting sex advice from fanfic is FAR, FAR more likely to prevent any possibility of pregnancy than to cause it! ;)
      (If it doesn't entirely prevent any possibility of successfully having sex...)

  • @lilfern3466
    @lilfern3466 Рік тому +468

    Remember everyone, this is what's considered "next gen" by the industry.

    • @TheKepaza
      @TheKepaza Рік тому +9

      Graphically it is next gen plus a good engine it's just the characters and gameplay so don't be this way

    • @MooseCastle
      @MooseCastle Рік тому +157

      @@TheKepaza This shit was next gen 2 gens ago.

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus Рік тому +79

      This looks awful, give me indie games over this crap any day.

    • @young-blk-investor1059
      @young-blk-investor1059 Рік тому +68

      @@TheKepaza graphics are mid 🤦🤦🤡 you must only play Fortnite and Minecraft if u thing this game looks next gen

    • @utisti4976
      @utisti4976 Рік тому +49

      @@TheKepaza The only thing that looks next gen about it are the particle effects.
      Take away those, and you are left with a game that looks more bland and low res than Dragon's Dogma back in 2012.
      (No shade thrown at Dragon's Dogma though. Great game.)

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 Рік тому +108

    15:30
    🤣🤣😭🤨 Climbing away from a gun and standing off behind a metal open fence as if bullets can’t still hit you
    Is undeniably the funniest stupid cinematic scene I’ve ever seen

    • @angelcrush3320
      @angelcrush3320 Рік тому +7

      it's rather sad than funny but I get you 😂

    • @Macheako
      @Macheako Рік тому +5

      @@angelcrush3320it’s funny CUZ of how sad it is 😂😂❤

    • @yochiro0864
      @yochiro0864 Рік тому

      surprised they didnt shoot her when she decided to go ape shit and climb up the rails. I woulda ran back in a crowd of people

    • @ds90seph
      @ds90seph Рік тому +4

      I was dying laughing. She makes the dumbest "clever" remarks with a gun in her face, and the delivery is so wooden.
      Then she somehow fights off a group of people who she could have easily just run away from at the outset.
      Followed by that ridiculous climbing bs and the middle fingers. It's beyond insane lmao

    • @TheRedRaven_
      @TheRedRaven_ Рік тому +2

      @@ds90seph It’s not even wooden, it’s IKEA particle board levels of dialogue 😂

  • @TheGallicWitch
    @TheGallicWitch Рік тому +25

    This was an interesting review to watch, I like your style of interacting with games you review semi-live. Just something I thought I'd mention: my great-grandfather was found abandoned in the snow outside of a catholic children's home/hospital/coven as a baby and because of that, he was given the last name "Blanc", which means white in French. I also know that a more distant ancestor was named "Duchemin" which means "of/from the path/road" because he was found on a dirt road leading out of a small village. These are common naming conventions for abandoned children, at least in my country. You have to give them a name, so usually the people who found them would do it, and especially in older times, they would give these very generic names related to where they were found, and their first name would be either the saint on the calendar date or if it's a monastery or a school dedicated to a saint, the child would be named that way, which is what happened to my great-grandfather. Just thought you might be interested in that tidbit of information!

  • @chancylvania
    @chancylvania Рік тому +295

    One of the things that bothers me is that the performances feel like acting, not like people actually talking.

    • @jimmymurphy898
      @jimmymurphy898 Рік тому +65

      So true. Not a fair comparison but I play Rdr2 every year just because of how real the characters feel. Arthur Morgan is a remarkably written and acted character. These characters feel like caricatures.

    • @ulfrthewolf5065
      @ulfrthewolf5065 Рік тому +6

      It is a “performance”

    • @ISGAMINGFORNERDS
      @ISGAMINGFORNERDS Рік тому +19

      @Kx xK it’s square Enix I will never understand while people where expecting a god of war or red dead redemption acting performance these are the same people that worked in final fantasy 15 similar cringy acting in that too

    • @chancylvania
      @chancylvania Рік тому +1

      @@ISGAMINGFORNERDS I haven’t seen any of final fantasy. I’ve just seen what’s here and I gave my opinion on what I’ve seen. It doesn’t mean they can’t improve

    • @gman7497
      @gman7497 Рік тому +3

      @@ISGAMINGFORNERDS yeah idk, they are a Japanese studio so idk what kinda resources they used for VA/mocap etc.. but yeah the bar is raised for video game writing. If you don't have confidence you can make it engaging and realistic, minimize it as much as possible.

  • @OrangeJambo
    @OrangeJambo Рік тому +91

    "Those aren't the sounds those shoes make".
    Love it, that really did encapsulate the review... lol

    • @TheMadMadow
      @TheMadMadow Рік тому +9

      @Phawnix Those weren't squeaks they were more like claps that you would get from a more solid soled shoe.

    • @TheMadMadow
      @TheMadMadow Рік тому +1

      @Phawnix I may have miss understood where you were coming from. My b

  • @nexferna7695
    @nexferna7695 Рік тому +82

    The thing about the infamous dialogue at 33:55 is that I think it goes wrong when she goes “Yeah this is what I do know.” The stuff beforehand I actually liked caused it would make sense for her to be confused and excited about doing magic but then she just completely ignores cuff’s explanation and goes “Yeah that’s what I do now, this magic is just mine now”. it’s weird and doesn’t sit right with me. Plus Frey ignoring cuff comes back later when he betrays Frey and goes “Your powers? They were never yours!” Like yeah he literally tells that to Frey at the beginning of the game but she just ignored it

    • @nexferna7695
      @nexferna7695 Рік тому +31

      @HandOnAttempt I only know the story from videos and people who streamed but from what I can tell no, Freya doesn’t at any point try to befriend cuff. From the beginning Frey is super rude to cuff for like the entire story. In fact later, Freya is just the absolute worse saying how she doesn’t care about the world and that “it can all burn” and weirdly enough cuff is the one telling Freya she’s gone too far and that she should apologize? I genuinely believe cuff being a twist villain was thrown at the last second cause they didn’t have a big climactic boss for the end

    • @nexferna7695
      @nexferna7695 Рік тому +9

      @HandOnAttempt Yeah, other people suggested where Freya knows cuff’s evil from the beginning but because she’s just lost everything and has no where to go, she willingly goes along with cuff because being able to do magic and be a hero would be better than her life before

    • @Highlander77
      @Highlander77 Рік тому +4

      Well I mean if you actually played the game and saw what comes after that, you'd learn that what Cuff said about the powers never being hers was not exactly true...

    • @SuperHornetX
      @SuperHornetX Рік тому

      @@Highlander77 It was though.

    • @Highlander77
      @Highlander77 Рік тому +3

      @@SuperHornetX Except...it wasn't? Have you ever played the game?

  • @Noidontupload
    @Noidontupload Рік тому +109

    I love how he’s trying to give the game a chance but it proceeds to trigger back to back nitpicks and unintentional laughter.

    • @Bee_Mavrick
      @Bee_Mavrick Рік тому +6

      Alot of parroting going on

    • @indeed260
      @indeed260 Рік тому +2

      @@Bee_Mavrick Alot of parroting going on

    • @rumuelnathanael8043
      @rumuelnathanael8043 Рік тому +1

      @@Bee_Mavrick Alot of parroting going on

    • @bellissimo4520
      @bellissimo4520 Місяць тому

      @@Bee_Mavrick Alot of parroting going on

  • @Phirestar
    @Phirestar Рік тому +253

    God, I love these full-stop tutorials to teach how to run away from the bad guys.
    Oh, you’re being pursued by the gang members (who could’ve shot you through that fence, I want to point out, because you didn’t actually take the gun from her, you just knocked it out of her hand onto the floor) - let’s stand still and teach you how to run and jump. Oh, you’re being pursued by fantasy bears - let’s stand still and teach you how to jump again, but this time it’s higher.
    Yeah, that totally doesn’t break the flow of gameplay, ruin the immersion, and ignore the fact that it’s instinctual to basically every person who will ever play this game to “run away from the bad guys”. No, we definitely need to halt the player and throw up that full-sized text box for them to read; we can’t just teach that shit on-the-fly with simple tool tips (like we totally did with the sprint tutorial).
    It’s amazing how much criticism I can draw from literally a couple seconds of the gameplay.

    • @oliver_twistor
      @oliver_twistor Рік тому +27

      I hate when games do a full halt while the player is in motion. I'm disabled and one of the symptoms of that is that I get easily confused and disoriented by changing contexts. So when I'm jumping around trying to fight some bad guys and a modal dialog suddenly pops up, freezing the game, I get really disoriented especially when I close that dialog and the action resumes. The result is that it often takes a couple of seconds for me to get my bearings and remember which buttons to press. I wish games that do this had their modal dialogs _before_ the action instead of in the middle of it.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Рік тому +18

      I recently played a game called Blasphemous. The tutorial goes like this.
      Your dude begins that game all jacked up. You see the prompt for L1. This makes you stand and use a health potion. You see A pop up as you approach hops. You see R2 for dodge/slide to get under stuff.
      The game doesn't stop full stop. The only true tutorial windows were about the more unique mechanics like prayer beads and icons of guilt.
      How AAA games can't be this seamless and creative is kinda shocking.

    • @DocOck
      @DocOck Рік тому +7

      Ghost of Tsushima was the worst for me about this. During an unskippable combat tutorial the game freezes and tells you to attack a certain enemy. The problem is this is happening during dynamic gameplay so the enemy's AI is random. So when I go to attack the enemy the game tells me to, he runs behind a different enemy and I end up killing him instead. This resulted in the game soft locking.
      Yes the game soft locked on the tutorial. This was my first experience with the game. Luckily I just loaded an earlier auto save so I ended up liking the game regardless but this could have been a deal breaker for some people.

    • @dillongage
      @dillongage Рік тому

      @@silverblade357 its seamless yes, creative no. Plenty of games have used organic tutorials over the years.

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna Рік тому +1

      @@silverblade357 Think of it as AAA games sniffing their own farts. They know they could have made it simpler yet the really think players are THAT DUMB. If you're already into the first fight before a tutorial pops up just leave it on the cutting room floor.

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn Рік тому +285

    If you're curious, in the Ted Bundy trial the judge told Bundy he could have had a bright future as a lawyer if he went down a different path. Having a judge tell someone "it's a shame you did what you did because you're so smart" isn't that rare

    • @pleasegoawaydude
      @pleasegoawaydude Рік тому +28

      Luke tends to lack a lot of common life knowledge. Neurotypical brains only process their own, small worlds of experience.

    • @thatrandomsquirrel2924
      @thatrandomsquirrel2924 Рік тому +59

      I think he misinterpreted it as Frey saying that about herself, which would certainly be odd

    • @edgar7456
      @edgar7456 Рік тому +50

      @@pleasegoawaydude what are you on about bro 💀💀💀

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 Рік тому +16

      @@pleasegoawaydude
      Wtf?

    • @Jinkypigs
      @Jinkypigs Рік тому +7

      The problem is not the judge behaviour but the stupid girl's responses and inner thought. O and the hours of unskippable cut scenes. O and the disjointed dialogues AND the illogical and unnecessary fade to black as he mentioned.

  • @tacticalpossum7090
    @tacticalpossum7090 Рік тому +569

    This sort of flew under my radar, but just based on the cringe opening court scene alone I can't see how it would be very well received. Here, protagonist! Here is a picture of you as a discovered baby that has been put here on the defense's table! This is how court rooms work!

    • @Funko777
      @Funko777 Рік тому +1

      Or how you can wear a beanie in front of the judge without the bailiff "escorting" you out of the court room and shoving his arm so far up your ass that he'll work your mouth like a puppet.

    • @TheFinalGate_
      @TheFinalGate_ Рік тому +48

      @@loadishstone what does good art direction mean to you? (Being serious)

    • @menosuraiya4686
      @menosuraiya4686 Рік тому +37

      @@loadishstone No, that's still subjective and I think it's pretty plain/basic. I actually baffles me because the colors in this game are amazing, and the contrast between NYC drabness/confined colors and Athia open and super free colors is very beautiful and well done.

    • @senpai7101
      @senpai7101 Рік тому +16

      @@TheFinalGate_ some of it looks pretty but it’s bland generic

    • @HaplessOne
      @HaplessOne Рік тому +15

      @@loadishstone you're confusing graphical quality for art direction.

  • @StanleyNumber427
    @StanleyNumber427 Рік тому +642

    This game feels like it was written by a sixth-grader. This makes me miss the silent protagonist...

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 Рік тому +53

      You know, that actually is an interesting point... people enjoy or respond to different styles of dialogue. When the main character in a game, played for probably 100% of the gameplay, is talking all of the time, the odds that everybody who plays the game will enjoy the character's "style" are low. And the thing is, by having other game characters do most of the talking in a game featuring a "silent protagonist", if players hate the dialogue then they can identify it with characters other than the main, making it less difficult for them to put up with, at least.
      .. when your main character is unlikable, there isn't much story that anybody would care about.

    • @nathanwatkins1005
      @nathanwatkins1005 Рік тому +2

      This review would've been shorter, but in the end it would be for the greater good.

    • @TheOldMan-75
      @TheOldMan-75 Рік тому +36

      I'm 20 minutes into the video and I already can't take it anymore. Games like this are the reason why people still aren't taking video games seriously. The writing is worse than in a Steven Seagal movie.

    • @tiredofinternetculture
      @tiredofinternetculture Рік тому +4

      @@TheOldMan-75 I've been flying helicopters with Steven seagall for 67 years.

    • @thealgerian3285
      @thealgerian3285 Рік тому +5

      I've written a short story like that when I was 11, and even with the age excuse I'm embarrassed.

  • @evangelista20061
    @evangelista20061 Рік тому +69

    These dialogues... writers must have been proud of themselves 🤣

  • @axxessdenied
    @axxessdenied Рік тому +120

    I heard waterboarding is being replaced with making prisoners listen to dialogue from Forspoken.

    • @sayospecter6731
      @sayospecter6731 Рік тому +11

      I heard particularly nasty criminals would be forced to drink room temp soda while listening too.

    • @BlazingKhioneus
      @BlazingKhioneus Рік тому

      @@sayospecter6731 I honestly prefer room temp soda over cold soda. Has a lower chance of giving me a headache (presumably my body desperately looking for an attempt to cry brainfreeze)

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov Рік тому +2

      I'll take the waterboarding please

  • @mlear559
    @mlear559 Рік тому +149

    Game lost me as soon as I saw a defendant appear at an arraignment with no one else in the courtroom and allowing the defendant to wear a hat in a courtroom.

    • @MimiRAM0NE
      @MimiRAM0NE Рік тому +15

      The hat bugged me too lol

    • @angelcrush3320
      @angelcrush3320 Рік тому +29

      the lack of care for realism is driving me crazy.
      like what are the spikes on the towers supposed to do ? 45:20
      at least put some flag on it and pretend it had a purpose in the world lol...

    • @Andrew-mx6ud
      @Andrew-mx6ud Рік тому +15

      Also a pleading at an arraignment with no advisement of her rights for a GRAND (felony) Larceny.

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Рік тому +2

      Ikr.. going from watching better call Saul to watching this gameplay sure was something..

    • @TheRealOAFs
      @TheRealOAFs Рік тому +1

      This game was made by people who have no idea about anything lol

  • @DarthDre
    @DarthDre Рік тому +44

    I feel like ideas for games/creative things in general are getting bigger and better but the execution is getting worse, and the want for big spectacular set pieces leaves the basic little things forgotten about ruining the entire experience.

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight Рік тому +3

      Well... Some games are really bad like that. Other are pretty good! Some are innovative, like Watchdogs: Legion.
      Some indie games are great ;-)

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna Рік тому +2

      This game was clearly more of a higher fantasy yet they were too scared that it would flop so they did the "Hello Fellow Kids" take. There's 2 games here one clearly was interesting yet was neglected and the other was focused yet never wanted. Like how Stranger in Paradise pretty much flopped too.

    • @koreancowboy42
      @koreancowboy42 11 місяців тому

      ​@@ExeErdna doubt kids would wanna play this garbage. Especially the when they find out what "Cringe" is

  • @triplebog
    @triplebog Рік тому +91

    33:33 "because its not as it seems" -- How it seemed was that it was a bear/wolf type creature that was clearly carniverous chowing down on its prey. What was the main character expecting?

    • @ThePresidentofMars
      @ThePresidentofMars Рік тому +9

      For it to behave like a cat that found its owner

    • @daktaklakpak5059
      @daktaklakpak5059 Рік тому

      People try to feed actual feral bears they encounter in the wilds. And GenZ believes Men can become pregnant. In other words, they don't think at all...

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Рік тому +6

      I lived in Alaska for a couple years. I see even a small furry thing, my immediate first thought is, "Imma get moving before it's momma shows up!"

    • @BriarPatchNyra
      @BriarPatchNyra Рік тому +4

      Exactly, like it's a massive unknown WILD animal, WHY would you ever call it? it didn't need to be some weird teeth thing to be a threat.

  • @grimm_satisfaction1292
    @grimm_satisfaction1292 Рік тому +45

    Okay, I just have to say, if there was even a hint that my house might be on fire and I was asleep, my cat would not hide in a corner. He'd yank off my blankets, flip the mattress and slap me awake while screaming "FIRE!"

    • @id1550
      @id1550 Рік тому

      I don’t believe you. I mean, if you’re very close with your cat, and it’s very intelligent, then maybe. I would say with 100% certainty that this would never happen in 90% of these scenarios.

    • @grimm_satisfaction1292
      @grimm_satisfaction1292 Рік тому +3

      @@id1550 🙄

    • @animuslite8809
      @animuslite8809 Рік тому +1

      Cringe. Did you write this game?

    • @grimm_satisfaction1292
      @grimm_satisfaction1292 Рік тому +1

      @@animuslite8809 🙄

    • @williamkelly5689
      @williamkelly5689 Рік тому +1

      Hahahah

  • @mouthy_maestrod2992
    @mouthy_maestrod2992 Рік тому +361

    As someone who IS NOT an artist, I find the whole AI generated art thing kind of repulsive because of how hard people work to become skilled artists.

    • @Jinkypigs
      @Jinkypigs Рік тому +27

      Thing about the so called popular AI bots, they actually relies on lots of "big data" to emulate and recreate what was already in existence to fit a particular situation. It ain't true authentic AI in the classic sense.
      So when it comes to art .. the issue arises if the AI was trained not just with piece in the public domain but also pieces without getting the artist consent.
      But if it is truly just from public domain art then it is not a big issue, but don't mistake it as a true creative.

    • @failtronic2646
      @failtronic2646 Рік тому +37

      @@Jinkypigs There's no way to know if they used ONLY public domain art or just any image scraped directly off a google search, that's one of the biggest issues with AI art right now. The people who make them aren't transparent about the data fed to the AI/don't collect the data fed to the AI so for all we know, ALL of them or NONE of them are using someones art which isn't public domain.

    • @jessh4016
      @jessh4016 Рік тому +13

      Yeah. I'm a woodworker, and I find factory made furniture repulsive too. You know how long it took me to get good enough to make nice furniture? Now it's just crapped out by some unthinking machine. It's not real furniture, it doesn't have that human touch that makes furniture special.

    • @Rayerie
      @Rayerie Рік тому +51

      ​@@jessh4016 False equivalency. The issue with AI is how it straight up steals artwork to function. Factory made furniture doesn't do that. Truly a lame statement you shared here.

    • @peacefusion
      @peacefusion Рік тому +8

      theres nothing stopping artist to use AI art. This is just hate, ignorance, fear. Real artists are excited to have more tools for thier workflow.

  • @NoahSteelyee
    @NoahSteelyee Рік тому +50

    The dialog… This had me scratching my head, who speaks like this & that 100% volume music soon as the gun gets pulled out had me 😂

  • @Manganization
    @Manganization Рік тому +229

    I think the thing that puzzles me about the judge thing is that they clearly have a history and it also looked like the judge was willing to help her when she gave her the cat, yet she decided not to accept help from the judge. I don't have issue with predictability. If your creation isn't a mystery, being predictable isn't bad, it's all in your execution and what new you can offer than other media with similar story beats.

    • @sonofbelz
      @sonofbelz Рік тому +30

      If anything if they had a history legally the judge wouldn't have even been able to preside over that court case.

    • @nicocee2431
      @nicocee2431 Рік тому +1

      @@sonofbelz If anything this game is about a homeless girl getting dropped inside a magical fantasy world, you might say it's not realistic

    • @JoeEver123
      @JoeEver123 Рік тому +13

      @@nicocee2431 but the world where we live exist in this univers. And it was a really bad interpretation. If anything, the game shouldn’t have shown a court case

    • @nylockgaming7209
      @nylockgaming7209 Рік тому +2

      Maybe it's to show how alone she is? literally having no one to turn to but the person that showed you mercy.

    • @nicocee2431
      @nicocee2431 Рік тому +2

      @@JoeEver123 Not really. You don't watch action films based on the real world and expect everything to be realistic, why would the law in a fantasy game be the same? It's not even based on it being realistic, it's just petty to think it's important

  • @jacobjackson5062
    @jacobjackson5062 Рік тому +62

    FORSPOKEN should be preserved as an example why YOU SHOULD NEVER MIX Japanese game devs with American writers. You will reach unfathomable levels in the uncanny valley.

    • @jacobjackson5062
      @jacobjackson5062 Рік тому +1

      @Doom Guy umm what?

    • @failtronic2646
      @failtronic2646 Рік тому +5

      @@jacobjackson5062 Silent Hill 2 and Resident Evil 1-3

    • @jacobjackson5062
      @jacobjackson5062 Рік тому

      ​@@failtronic2646 Oh yeah. Still dont make sense.

    • @jessh4016
      @jessh4016 Рік тому +8

      @Doom Guy You didn't understand the comment. They don't mean uncanny valley as in horror, they just mean uncanny valley as in it's shitty.

    • @jacobjackson5062
      @jacobjackson5062 Рік тому +1

      @@jessh4016 Right on bro! Thanks....

  • @luckyowl6432
    @luckyowl6432 Рік тому +76

    I was one of the people defending this game before launch...I'm so sorry to everyone I argued with.
    What a disappointment 🙁
    Those constant "fades to black" are rage inducing 🤬

    • @brianosterman456
      @brianosterman456 Рік тому +7

      I wouldn't say I was negative on the game, I'm sure there were some people who liked it / were excited, but I just didn't understand why. Something about all the gameplay videos they put out didn't sit well with me.

    • @thealien_ali3382
      @thealien_ali3382 Рік тому +1

      I have money to buy this but in two minds if I should

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns Рік тому +1

      I heard that they put less playable times than the cutscenes, and the fact that there's an actual option to make the protagonist -be shitty- talk less. And the dreary open world is too big with so little to do. The $70 is a little too expensive for such a product.

  • @Yandhi2
    @Yandhi2 Рік тому +62

    6:42 This is probably the reason why they didn't give you a preview code earlier.

    • @samlay.x
      @samlay.x Рік тому +3

      Right 💀

    • @blackvalio4060
      @blackvalio4060 Рік тому +5

      They didnt give anyone codes xd cus the game is trash

  • @BrandonGavin_EDC
    @BrandonGavin_EDC Рік тому +26

    One thing about the court scene that bugs me, and I’m sure it’s like this in NYC right now IRL is that this chick has been arrested for the same crime like 6 times now and gets community service. Probably actually reality but shouldn’t be. I’ll take up for the apartment because it’s kinda implied that she’s not actually paying for it, that’s why she hides the windows, running power from an extension cord maybe. Edit: you did address this at 24:15.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 Рік тому +3

      Nope, that building just has power. She has the christmas lights on sure, but the building's lighting is also on, the building clearly is getting power for SOME reason.

  • @Mattznick
    @Mattznick Рік тому +271

    Thanks for playing games i will never even bother with Luke. You are doing us a service

    • @naruhearts1
      @naruhearts1 Рік тому +6

      I mean, this one was very obvious from the demo and PC requirements

    • @Ligmaballin
      @Ligmaballin Рік тому +6

      It's almost like he's financially benefiting from these reviews

    • @djbpresents9584
      @djbpresents9584 Рік тому +1

      This guy is a paid tool, demo did huge disservice to this game full game is so much better trust me i was on fence, and also 3070 runs 4k dlss at 70 80fps high

    • @djbpresents9584
      @djbpresents9584 Рік тому +1

      Dialogue isnt even that fkn bad to shes newyork older teen basically story is good combat is good i dont get it i dont just play ya remakes and remasters

    • @SobeCrunkMonster
      @SobeCrunkMonster Рік тому +20

      @djbpresents9584 sounds like youre huffing the finest copium in all the land. what grown man would enjoy these vibes anyway?

  • @ShadowedStalker
    @ShadowedStalker Рік тому +128

    That dead eye moment and your response made my day. Audibly lol'ing over here. 🤣

    • @thevolta89
      @thevolta89 Рік тому +2

      Which part? I’m about to listen, can’t watch til later(working)

    • @ShadowedStalker
      @ShadowedStalker Рік тому +2

      @Chase Rhodes
      It's very close to the very beginning of the vid. I'd say roughly within the first 3 mins or so.

    • @TheFinalGate_
      @TheFinalGate_ Рік тому +7

      @@thevolta89 11:20 lmaoo

    • @m.o.x.d
      @m.o.x.d Рік тому +1

      I snorted my food out at that bit holy SHIT LOL

  • @just_some_greek_dude
    @just_some_greek_dude Рік тому +23

    I cared more about homer (the cat) than any human in the game

    • @shrumgus5608
      @shrumgus5608 Рік тому

      The floating cat familiars were pretty cool too

  • @kloakovalimonada
    @kloakovalimonada Рік тому +43

    Problem with photorealism (in this case, mainly of the main character) is it doesn't allow for any imperfections. Any wrong detail like the wrong footsteps sound is extra heightened. And it raises the bar so high the whole production gets either impossible, or looks much worse in comparison to the one photorealistic part.

    • @The_Glazer
      @The_Glazer Рік тому +5

      Not to mention it's usually the trade off for the other aspects of a game.

    • @eclisis5080
      @eclisis5080 Рік тому +3

      these graphics aren't photorealistic the art style is like something out of a children's book

    • @kloakovalimonada
      @kloakovalimonada Рік тому +1

      @@eclisis5080 yes, I meant the main character. It sticks out like a sore thumb.

    • @thetruestar6348
      @thetruestar6348 Рік тому +7

      @@eclisis5080 it is realistic
      Nothing in the game is stylized, except for the magic

    • @eclisis5080
      @eclisis5080 Рік тому

      @@thetruestar6348 lmao the entire game is stylized, photorealistic is like the Matrix Unreal Demo, games don't look like that lmao

  • @jesustyronechrist2330
    @jesustyronechrist2330 Рік тому +390

    I've seen a lot of people say this game feels like it's AI created.
    And I'm sure 50% of it was.

    • @TheSGBrown
      @TheSGBrown Рік тому +2

      Yeah, at least the environment. . . /shrug

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz Рік тому +21

      It's just a modern audience game.

    • @MASJYT
      @MASJYT Рік тому +43

      ChatGPT write a fantasy script for modern audiences in the style of Ryan Reynolds and Josh Whedon, where a young, sassy, female of color living in New York with her cat gets whisked away to a magical world, hijinks ensue.

    • @ashrafothman9925
      @ashrafothman9925 Рік тому +9

      @@TheSGBrown I've been playing the demo a bit on PC and it's funny how the environments remind me so much of Dragon's Dogma. But where that game had a typical medieval fantasy environment that was somehow filled with wonder and variety, this one feels very empty. It might be the lack of enemy variety so far but it's hella disappointing not so much because it's bad, but because it has potential. It's just half-assed.

    • @Extreme96PL
      @Extreme96PL Рік тому +6

      Dialogues probably were written by AI and AI was trained on some cringe shit too lol.

  • @tmansimpson1
    @tmansimpson1 Рік тому +139

    The writers actually thought that a character who, constantly breaks the law, has 0 respect, is "sassy", would be likable and acceptable because she's a girl and she was an orphan. Wheres my violin?

    • @introduction1266
      @introduction1266 Рік тому

      shut up. I bet you like male characters that are sassy and don't mind it just because they are male but now when a female does it ya'll have a problem. hypocrisy at it's best...ya'll idolize male characters that have done way worse than break the law

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 Рік тому +20

      Gotta write for those US-American Isekai readers. Male and female oriented iskeai is different. Western and Eastern isekai is also different. Notice how they didn't make her average looking, despite having a hard life she still needs to look pretty for the power-escapism-fantasy

    • @introduction1266
      @introduction1266 Рік тому +1

      @@amberbaum4079 delete this comment

    • @minnie21434
      @minnie21434 Рік тому +7

      * Gives you Mr. Krabs' tiny violin *

    • @introduction1266
      @introduction1266 Рік тому +5

      @quetzalpacheco you make no sense whatsoever. you're the minority

  • @Hecatom
    @Hecatom Рік тому +93

    I think that one of the major problems that the game has that makes people say that is cringe worthy/the dialogue is cringe is that it falls under a major trapping that many writers are falling nowdays, and is that a character needs to be "relatable".
    This limits so much the potential of the characters because they always end feeling mundane.
    A good writer seeks for the characters to be fascinating, interesting; At first glance, it seems like the same goal by a different name, but believe me is a difference that really matters and it shows.
    Just look at Homelander and Butcher for example, both characters would be truly awful to be around, but their characteristics make them interesting to watch, and at times, relate to in certain circumstances.
    If the goal would be to make them relatable instead, I can bet you all that they wouldn't be as near as interesting as they are, since they will be limited in what can be explored with them and what situations you can put them, since you can no longer take the risk without alienating the audience who the char is designed to relate to.

    • @baitbait65
      @baitbait65 Рік тому +6

      The thing about Homelander and Butcher is that they're emotional and people can relate to that.

    •  Рік тому +15

      The problem is not "relatable", the problem is the writers both don't really understand what that is and secondly they often (not sure in this case) think "if we make her/him/they like us, people will be able to 'relate' to them"
      Also: "representation" is not just overrated, it's bullshit.

    • @jbear3478
      @jbear3478 Рік тому

      It feels like the game knows it's a game and has to fill tropes

    • @aquasnippy
      @aquasnippy Рік тому +2

      @ what do you mean by representation is bullshit? Care to explain

    • @id1550
      @id1550 Рік тому +4

      @ I think you mean relatability is bullshit. Representation is not.

  • @zyndustry
    @zyndustry Рік тому +505

    This is the culmination of writing games for a “modern audience”

    • @Linkman247
      @Linkman247 Рік тому +97

      The game is filled with political agenda.

    • @Dubz759
      @Dubz759 Рік тому +70

      @@Linkman247 yea you can already tell in the first scene of the game lmao

    • @Space_Ache
      @Space_Ache Рік тому +71

      @Linkman247 I get the feeling the writers thought they would get more good will from critics given the...characteristics...of the characters and world building.

    • @artcorbeau
      @artcorbeau Рік тому +42

      @@Linkman247 what political agenda ? elaborate

    • @uchihabomber1296
      @uchihabomber1296 Рік тому +74

      @@artcorbeau That’s what I’m saying man. People just say Political agenda for literally barley anything at all. Especially when it comes to JUST having a female protagonist sometimes. But not all of them do that tho

  • @upstatelee18
    @upstatelee18 Рік тому +47

    I think that Fallout New Vegas was a good example of a really austere post-apocalyptic landscape that you still cared about because of the interesting characters and humans hanging on no matter what. Also you got this feeling of reclaiming what was there from the monsters and not just killing them.

    • @sonmi2246
      @sonmi2246 Рік тому +3

      Yes!! The world of NV is downright hideous, aesthetically speaking, yet everytime I return to the game world-- I've replayed it dozens of times-- it feels like being wrapped in a warm and fuzzy blanket. Sure, some of that is a function of nostalgia, but I felt the connection to that world from my very first play-through. I honestly think that the radio has a lot to do with it (I *always* keep my radio on in-game), and the way that the game balances the grim, post apocalyptic world with more campy, satirical and light-hearted elements.

  • @DGABESZ97
    @DGABESZ97 Рік тому +78

    Bruh 6 months of red bull, I don't think they were helping you out, I think they may be trying to kill you 😂

    • @DereineLord
      @DereineLord Рік тому +1

      @Phawnix why? Red Bull is top g approved…

    • @nathanwatkins1005
      @nathanwatkins1005 Рік тому

      @@DereineLord noooiokokkkkslalskdjdb

    • @daktaklakpak5059
      @daktaklakpak5059 Рік тому

      @@DereineLord Just shows how stupid top g truly is. Drink fresh mixed or pressed lemon juice. That combats fat liver and sugar in general. There is no detriment by drinking lemon. Yet, i have to hear even a single positive for drinking bull$hit.

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 Рік тому +1

      @@nathanwatkins1005 too political

    • @furkandk2234
      @furkandk2234 Рік тому

      @@DereineLord Redbull is way better than Cola

  • @tycoon-ninja
    @tycoon-ninja Рік тому +21

    "where'd she get this dirt to throw at people" he says just after the character rolled into dirt

    • @QueenKittles
      @QueenKittles Рік тому +1

      Literally 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 Рік тому +1

      I really felt like he wasn’t paying attention.

  • @riikyricardo
    @riikyricardo Рік тому +39

    Luke we both laughed at the same time when she said “im a smart girl with a bright future”, its like we were in the room together lmao

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 Рік тому +1

      The judge said that, not her.

    • @riikyricardo
      @riikyricardo Рік тому +6

      @@adams3560 W R O N G

    • @KaylaJones2000
      @KaylaJones2000 Рік тому

      @@riikyricardo YOU are wrong, you clown. She was clearly being sarcastic.
      Judge: You have so much...
      Frey: What? Potential? I can do so much more with my life? I'm a smart girl with a bright future?
      Judge: I was going to say you have so much anger and resentment in you I'm not sure you'll ever amount to anything at all.

    • @PlazDreamweaver
      @PlazDreamweaver Рік тому

      ​@@KaylaJones2000That's not at all how she said it.

  • @Kimkong2
    @Kimkong2 Рік тому +30

    Its like they added the break corruptiuon as an excuse to make a mostly barren open world with random zombies. I feel this game would have been good if it was livelier with more towns and cities in the different regions and we can see how the Tantas rule. Each region would have it's own theme as every Tanta has different corrupted values. Something like how the Seed siblings controled their regions in farcry 5. This would be cool.

  • @resrer
    @resrer Рік тому +13

    Like how elevators and slow crawls mask the loading areas in modern games, the fade to black hides the transition from gameplay assets to cutscene assets. The character models are the most obvious change, and it's more frequent in the Yakuza series.

  • @neezy5559
    @neezy5559 Рік тому +20

    one positive thing that I can give this game is the cloth and how realistic it looks, I couldn't stop looking at her puffer jacket when she was in court.

  • @STOKERMATHALLAN
    @STOKERMATHALLAN Рік тому +225

    Don't we all need some time to build our relationship with our drug dealer 😩, this character could have been likable with a minimal level of care for the dialogue

    • @Coreisus
      @Coreisus Рік тому +32

      Exactly! Like, I'm tempted to play it just cuz of the character, until I remember that she's a poorly written idiot.
      She could've been written like Jason Brody from Farcry 3, gone on a real hero's journey.

    • @menosuraiya4686
      @menosuraiya4686 Рік тому +30

      It's honestly the "I'm a New Yorker Character." and writers using that mindset to make a certain type of character that always comes off a little cringy no matter what.
      I will never understand the appeal of the "Urban Lost Soul" Archetype and I'm from New York.

    • @orion4829
      @orion4829 Рік тому

      @@menosuraiya4686 racist

    • @STOKERMATHALLAN
      @STOKERMATHALLAN Рік тому +6

      @@menosuraiya4686 I think that it could have worked to be someone living in New York if the dialogue wasn't more inhuman than Life is Strange

    • @STOKERMATHALLAN
      @STOKERMATHALLAN Рік тому +2

      In fact I don't think it's too late to make the dialogue good, it's probably way out of budget to even change it, it's a waste of a character of colour in a good looking game

  • @Nuck-Fo0bZz
    @Nuck-Fo0bZz Рік тому +108

    I thought the city looked okay until the gang members were chasing them. Those ally ways were so bare.
    Also I'm going to call it, her parents were sucked into the same magical world she's going to be sucked into.
    Also, you never mentioned if they are ever any people in the game. That's really what I wanted to know.
    Edit-
    Spoilers ahead....
    it's been about 24 hours and I was right about the parent thing, well half right anyway. Point being that this game was incredibly predictable in all the wrong ways.

    • @psicorpant3940
      @psicorpant3940 Рік тому +65

      I’ll call more, her parents WERE from that magical world, and left her in our world so she could be saved from whatever gobblygook is going in on there, and that’s why she didn’t fit in, yadda yadda

    • @angelcrush3320
      @angelcrush3320 Рік тому

      thats what I really want to know too. are there ANY interesting characters ?

    • @caliginousmoira8565
      @caliginousmoira8565 Рік тому +5

      @@psicorpant3940 i was thinking this.... reminded me of 'once upon a time'

    • @JaviHunter95
      @JaviHunter95 Рік тому +2

      There are other NPCs when you get to a big city but they're pretty generic and the whole dynamic with them is Mc saying a word from modern language and them not understanding. It happens like 10 times in under an hour

    • @prdprdprdprdprdel
      @prdprdprdprdprdel Рік тому +1

      From 2023 titles, i expect at the very least 3 rats running around in an environment like that.. If they want to be impressive, 5-10 rats+ a few homeless people doing their own thing until you run through and push them out of the way/ bust through their cardboard houses..

  • @BlazingKhioneus
    @BlazingKhioneus Рік тому +6

    11:51 Omg, i just realized that the stranger dropping her phone scene was them trying to use a barbed wire baseball bat to beat us over the head with how chill, atruistic, and down-to-earth she is.

  • @rudy2shoes
    @rudy2shoes Рік тому +53

    This is quick becoming one of my favorite UA-cam channels
    Cross eyed bit had me creasing

  • @Eraiyna
    @Eraiyna Рік тому +21

    I would always be interested to see perspectives on new generation games from people playing a videogame for the first time. Maybe they would absolutely adore this game? I don't know since I'm a hardened gamer veteran too. Maybe if this is their first big game this would be amazing and they'll sink hundreds of hours in it.

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight Рік тому +6

      New people would like this (and ANY bad game) because:
      * Wow - you can run and jump!
      * Wow - you can use magick!
      * Wow - you can speak to other people and creatures!
      They see all of that for the first time. So that game would be "the best"! Because they have no point of reference - nothing to compare it too. I started playing games since 2000, so just having ability to run and use spells doesn't make any game great and I could spot that:
      * Writing is really bad. Cuff is more interesting character than Frey (our main character).
      * Graphics are PS4 era but more demanding that Cyberpunk 2077, Metro Exodus or Horizon Forbidden West (look at this one - it's also open world, post apocalypse, female protagonist, but it's better in any way!)
      * Fights are easy. Enemies are stupid and do just a few moves very slowly ;-) It's "Dark Souls for kids".
      * If that game would be advertised as "everyone could make games! Look what those 10 students did!" - it would be criticized much less ;-)
      * It's overpriced. For 25$ it would be an ok game.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 Рік тому +1

      @@igorthelight Yeah, I've been gaming my whole life, and there are some games I've gone back to over a decade later and they don't hold up. Some of them do, which is amazing, but plenty of games I used to play just fall flat because of all these problems I didn't see because I was so amazed by the NEW thing.
      The same goes for stuff like books too. If you don't read, for example, fantasy books very often, you could read a SHITTY book that just steals all its ideas from BETTER books, ahem Goodkind AHEM HACK, and has very poor writing and characters and all kinds of problems, but you don't know what makes a good fantasy book so you think it's amazing cause everything is new. Then you start reading more fantasy and you begin to realize the faults in that first book.

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight Рік тому +1

      @@haku8135 True!

    • @SuperHornetX
      @SuperHornetX Рік тому +1

      @@igorthelight That's my prediction. People who like this game have probably never played a game before.

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight Рік тому +1

      @@SuperHornetX True!
      Or they are just "casual gamers" - play and eat at the same time and don't pay much attention.
      I disliked them in the past... But now I think that everyone could play games as he/she wants to. It's just not for me ;-)

  • @DarthDre
    @DarthDre Рік тому +20

    Game: "everything just looks broken"
    Reviewers: "Yes."

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 Рік тому

      why do you think it's called the break then

  • @cal_oh3663
    @cal_oh3663 Рік тому +39

    I remember seeing some tech demos for this game and seeing how cool it was to be able to fly around and do magic.
    And then the main character opened her mouth in the first cutscene.

    • @thevolta89
      @thevolta89 Рік тому +3

      The very first teaser I think had no dialogue and I was like “wow the power of the ps5!” Then the next trailer came out and I was like “why did she talk.”
      Tried the demo, shut it off 5 min in. The dialogue and the downgrade was baffling

  • @anindya27599
    @anindya27599 Рік тому +41

    Listening to this review while playing the game is a unique experience.

    • @Ligmaballin
      @Ligmaballin Рік тому +3

      Don't worry i feel your pain
      I played Valhalla while listening to Luke shit talk that game...

    • @btnhstillfire
      @btnhstillfire Рік тому +1

      Painting ritualistic symbols is new to magic now? Having it on your characters nails is fn incredibly smart. 🤷‍♂️

    • @MalikATL
      @MalikATL Рік тому +8

      @Phawnix At the end of the day people like different games

    • @Ligmaballin
      @Ligmaballin Рік тому +3

      @Phawnix I mean like others have said, it's a great viking game, but a bad AC game. I hate the fact you can't loot or open doors alone, or the fact enemies are mashed together so you can't stealth kill them.

    • @anindya27599
      @anindya27599 Рік тому +2

      @@Ligmaballin yup, they easily could have made it a new ip. God knows they need it now desperately .

  • @Mittzys
    @Mittzys Рік тому +15

    I thought that it couldn't be that bad, but after watching this I know that I couldn't even make it through the New York bit.

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname Рік тому +51

    I also feel like there wasn’t good direction for the voice actors. They aren’t bad it feels like they just needed more direction as to how they should sound.

    • @nathanwatkins1005
      @nathanwatkins1005 Рік тому +12

      I assure you that they are mostly objectively awful.

    • @Verasoul
      @Verasoul Рік тому +3

      @@nathanwatkins1005 Direction is everything in VO work. Vin Diesel already had experience in VO but in Dark Fury every delivery from every talented actor was quiet, tone deaf and took away from the action scenes. Not everyone is Mark Hamill. Also, look at Destiny vanilla versus Taken King and onward, especially in regards to Nathan Fillion's performance. He had previously worked with Bungie since Halo 3: ODST, but for some reason his performance lacked in vanilla Destiny. Again, direction matters.

    • @Macheako
      @Macheako Рік тому +6

      @@Verasoulno one said it don’t matter….
      And they suck at voice acting ❤

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 Рік тому

      It sounds like they had NO direction, someone just threw the script on their hands and said "Try to act."

    • @F1jones
      @F1jones Рік тому +5

      @@Verasoul Actors know how to act, especially voice actors. Vin Diesel is not the standard bearer of such skills even in front of the camera, much less in a sound booth so that's probably not the best example (in fact, the hiring of named actors for voiceovers has killed the quality of most such film for the last 20 years, and most games having them as well). Go listen to Disney actors in the old mid-century classic animated films like Sterling Holloway and Phil Harris; they were all the same guys in all of them and you won't find a flat performance because they knew exactly what they were doing as voice actors. Directors give...direction and insight to the character and situation, but they don't tell actors how to do their jobs. If you're seeing or hearing bad acting, it's because you're seeing and hearing bad actors.
      By that token, Michael Caine, for example, has been in dozens of lousy movies, but his performances were never phoned in.

  • @Shane-gg3hl
    @Shane-gg3hl Рік тому +15

    41:43 Thank you for saying it. Those were my exact thoughts during my playthrough. In addition to the graphics, the open world feeling dead, story being predictable and side quest being second boring job, I don't know why they think this game is worth $70 at launch. This is more like a $40 game that displays the tech luminous studios have brought to the table since ff15 (some of the fire sword moveset looks exactly like how Noctis wielded the engine blade back in ff15). The only saving grace is the Magic system (not the earth magic but the rest), the animations and the parkour.

    • @theoutsiderjess1869
      @theoutsiderjess1869 Рік тому +3

      40 is too expensive for this game too

    • @FallenNephilimTeukie
      @FallenNephilimTeukie 11 місяців тому

      At most, I'd pay $20 for this game in this state, and even that might be too much! So disappointing too when the initial trailers looked so promising 😢

  • @13Kr4zYAzN13
    @13Kr4zYAzN13 Рік тому +29

    The next epoc being "soulslike" is probably the only thing I'm lowkey excited for in gaming for the coming years lol

    • @Chanelle208
      @Chanelle208 Рік тому +2

      Honestly hate that genre but can understand why people love it.

  • @MrRedberet
    @MrRedberet Рік тому +14

    The fact that I completely forgot about this game almost *right after* it was announced during a State of Play like last year or whatever... that in and of itself is a massive red flag. And I'm willing to bet I'm not the only one. Even just a few moments ago, I was trying to bring something to my friend's attention, regarding this game. We had talked about it just a few nights ago. And she was "Which game was that? Remind me." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBlackPanther43
    @TheBlackPanther43 Рік тому +13

    Would still enjoy seeing a full review of this game, shame its turned out like this cause I think the combat and traversal has potential. I'll probably pick it up when it goes for cheap, hopefully the dialogue can be funny bad and not boring bad

    • @cloudshad0ws
      @cloudshad0ws Рік тому +1

      Same. I'll get it for $20 or something. I think most of the people talking shit haven't actually played the game (or if they have, they didn't play more than an hour), they're just jumping on the hate bandwagon. Gamers gonna be gamers.

  • @theSleepyLamp
    @theSleepyLamp Рік тому +12

    I'd say that predictability isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's just that when the story beats are predictable, you are more sensitive to elements of the game/movie that are executed poorly. And from the gameplay videos I've seen, forsaken does a lot of things very poorly. All of the characters seem to be suffering from some slight case of andromeda.

  • @Ghostface2point0
    @Ghostface2point0 Рік тому +5

    16:20 "where is she getting this dirt?"
    I immediately thought of Dale "pocket sand!" Gribble from King of the Hill

  • @planetary-rendez-vous
    @planetary-rendez-vous Рік тому +7

    Nooo, he missed "happy almost birthday" when the judge was interrupting her from leaving, that shit is hilarious.

  • @hduevrbrkdkdbdbdhjdjdbrkap6093
    @hduevrbrkdkdbdbdhjdjdbrkap6093 Рік тому +16

    Personally, when it comes to video game companions that stay with you for the whole game while also being a sentient object, I can't think of a better example than Grimoire Weiss from Nier Replicant. I remember every time I played the game I was always looking forward to the tiny bits of dialogue between him and Nier while fighting or simply traveling, and never got tired of their conversations or little banter, no matter how little they contributed to the plot or the lore of the world. Grimoire Weiss is one of the best companions I've ever had when playing a game because he just has so much personality that really makes you care about him and get emotionally attached. The bracelet from Forspoken on the other hand... not so much.
    It was extremely surprising finding out both games were published by Square Enix, because how can a company fail at something they've already achieved perfectly nearly a decade ago? This really baffles me if I'm being honest, but I'm sure the main reason behind said failure when it comes to Forspoken was the scriptwriters trying to be "funny and hip with the genz".
    Companies should actually start observing their target audience instead of making half-assed attempts at creating what a bunch of people with zero experience in human interactions believe a relatable character to such audience is. Sometimes all you have to do is ask, but I guess companies would rather grab all the cash they can from all the hype, than a game that is actually good in multiple aspects.
    A real shame, because the game was looking so good from the trailers that the disappointment just came crashing down in the end.

  • @brokenfingers9607
    @brokenfingers9607 Рік тому +16

    Cuff seems verrrrrry similar to Frakir (from a fantasy book series), which was a strangling cord wrapped around the protagonist's wrist. It was sentient and communicated telepathically and had danger-sense.🤔
    But it was invisible, and female, and didn't talk much. So, definitely cooler.

    • @creaturetransylvania8943
      @creaturetransylvania8943 Рік тому +1

      Not defending the game but the sentient piece of gear thing that someone has is actually a pretty common thing in various European mythology.

  • @sophieeiguess210
    @sophieeiguess210 Рік тому +5

    that fade to black transition though to “IT DIDNT GET ANY BETTER!” 🤣🤣

    • @a1kev
      @a1kev Рік тому +2

      Even funnier seeing how optimistic he was trying to be

  • @thaearthquake
    @thaearthquake Рік тому +22

    The way he effortlessly predicted the bag of money 😂

  • @izanagiuzumaki7325
    @izanagiuzumaki7325 Рік тому +47

    i seriously wanted to like this game. I couldn't even get into the demo so was hoping the reviews would change my mind. I might still get it, but definitely when it's on sale. I kind of expect it to go on sale as early as Saints Row did

    • @btnhstillfire
      @btnhstillfire Рік тому +1

      Its actually a fn blast to play. Funnest game for me in the last few years. Only Ghost of Tsushima was more fun imo…

    • @exaeon
      @exaeon Рік тому +7

      The gameplay itself is great, the spells, the movement, the combat... everything else is just meh, and yes the characters are annoying (to most people, not me) but the actual game part... when you get to play it is actually quite good... to many cutscenes break up the gameplay in the early game tho. Also its too expensive, should be like $50...

    • @why8298
      @why8298 Рік тому +16

      @@btnhstillfire you must not have played a lot of games

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole Рік тому

      You should check out assassins creed , it would be right up your alley

    • @GilgaMax305
      @GilgaMax305 Рік тому +2

      @@btnhstillfire Love how you're everywhere, trying your best to defend this game. Grow up lmao

  • @FelRhaever
    @FelRhaever Рік тому +4

    It costs close to $85 on Steam in my country, and you have saved me that money. Thank you sir.

  • @Hrodwulf9
    @Hrodwulf9 Рік тому +2

    Alice in Wonderland written in 1865, The psychedelic drug (or entheogen) lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) was first synthesized on November 16, 1938, by the Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann in the Sandoz (now Novartis) laboratories in Basel, Switzerland. It was not until five years later on April 19, 1943, therefore, no, AIW is not the journal of a guy tripping on Acid unless he was also a time traveler

  • @jasoncohen5469
    @jasoncohen5469 Рік тому +13

    She has that huge apartment because she is a squatter? That makes the most sense for this story.

    • @matosz23
      @matosz23 Рік тому

      And why are the lights on if its abandoned? Is that a thing in NYC? In my country the electrical company is all to eager to cut the power off.

    • @jasoncohen5469
      @jasoncohen5469 Рік тому +2

      @@matosz23 She could be illegally tapping into the power. Actually, it turns out that the character is supposed to be a squatter.

  • @macleaning6313
    @macleaning6313 Рік тому +21

    I appreciate your take on Forspoken, had my doubts about it from the beginning. Unrelated to gaming, but AI art generators are being protested by artists for stealing art. And in my opinion, cheapening the value of talented artists. I understand a sponsor is a sponsor, but as an artist, it's not something I can ever put money behind. Not coming for you, just needed to say it.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Рік тому +9

      Not unrelated to gaming. An AI wrote the script for this game!

    • @Teuwufel
      @Teuwufel Рік тому +3

      @@Thor-Orion Unfortunately, it's worse. It was made by cringe people who never heard normal people speak. It's interesting and creepy at the same time, like they never left hollywood.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Рік тому

      @@Teuwufel I was making a joke, but yeah, you’re right. A lot of that going around these days. People living in bubbles.

  • @shubhamdhaybar9962
    @shubhamdhaybar9962 Рік тому +10

    Did they add character customisation in the beginning but then decided to remove it completely cause that 7:55 definitely looks like a customisation screen to me

  • @aresgodofwar7401
    @aresgodofwar7401 Рік тому +8

    You know it shocks me that no one has pointed out that the Judge allowed you to in a sense run away, because wouldn't the Judge stop her from leaving? Or maybe report it asap? Just a thought

    • @PlazDreamweaver
      @PlazDreamweaver Рік тому +3

      As someone who's trained in dealing with people like the main character in this game, she was clearly suicidal and the judge, who would also be trained, is LEGALLY OBLIGED to escalate it to people who handle suicidal individuals. And as a writer, what makes it worse is (what Luke touched upon about 65% through the video) there is no background behind why the character is like this and no believability to any of her situations. Also, she was in real trouble (literally a gun to her jaw) and was popping jokes like she's on stage. I also fully agree with Luke that the dialogue is basically Marvel's godawful, horrendous crap but made 100x worse.

    • @MikeyJBlakeJR
      @MikeyJBlakeJR Рік тому

      She didn't really tell the judge that she was going anywhere, just that she needed to sort some stuff out. That does sort of hint at running away (maybe?), but Frey was extremely vague with the judge. Judge kept asking what was going on, and Frey just kept talking about the cat, like they were having two different conversations.

  • @CrazyBunnyGuy
    @CrazyBunnyGuy Рік тому +14

    Tbh this game should have been about the Cuff finding a clueless young adult and using her for his own goals. Would have been more interesting this way. I really hate the fact she's able to do all the weird crap right out of the box. If you and me ended up in this situation it would take us years to digest it all and find out what needs to be done. But whatever, I always try to appreciate all the effort that went into making games like this, all the artists and devs who spent countless hours building this world. The game DOES work and it is rather beautiful, so if anyone's to blame it's the execs and whoever was in charge of decision-making for going with all the clunky illogical stuff you're referring to. However it does hurt when the game costs three kidneys and a retina and it leaves you with a "meh" aftertaste at best.

    • @bounty1402
      @bounty1402 7 місяців тому

      I find Forspoken really fun and on the whole a good game despite its limits.

  • @whogon
    @whogon Рік тому +10

    Even when Luke is wrong, sometimes I laugh out loud like the Holland tunnel thing I sort of rolled my eyes at it too but it actually plays into the story in the first 10 minutes or whatever. But I still cracked up laughing that he makes fun of the same stuff I do and all these reviews that's why it's pretty much my number one favorite review site now, the next closest would be my boy ACG. Oh and by the way Luke you have such a bright future. 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheKepaza
    @TheKepaza Рік тому +31

    Can't wait for modders to mod her out of the game and put some Dovahkiin in so I could play it

    • @The_Glazer
      @The_Glazer Рік тому +5

      I think you mean cj

    • @valletas
      @valletas Рік тому

      I wanna play as the emperor of mankind

    • @deandre6559
      @deandre6559 Рік тому +10

      Honestly modders are more likely to remove her clothes first

    • @asain3586
      @asain3586 Рік тому +3

      @@deandre6559
      Nah, aint nobody gonna do that shit. This is not 2B lmao.

    • @chucheeness7817
      @chucheeness7817 Рік тому +1

      We all know the trifecta. Shrek, Thomas the tank engine and Randy Savage.

  • @mikehzrd
    @mikehzrd Рік тому +3

    You'd quite clearly made your mind up about this game before you played it, and refused to change that opinion regardless of you saying you'd give it a fair chance.

  • @mercaius
    @mercaius Рік тому +4

    "I gotta find Homer first" girl you got two hands you can put down the cash whenever you need to

  • @TakeARideWithMe
    @TakeARideWithMe Рік тому +52

    This video could have been 4 hours and I would have watched every second of it 🤣

    • @blurgle9185
      @blurgle9185 Рік тому +4

      That's pretty sad.

    • @BlazingKhioneus
      @BlazingKhioneus Рік тому

      the entire game couldve been 4 hours but the cutscenes take up 18 hours of your playtime (i am including the walking simulator segments as part of cutscenes)

  • @PSWii360onBaSS
    @PSWii360onBaSS Рік тому +4

    6:12 The look on his face here. Also, I love how Sony was boasting about the graphics of this game, but the facial animations look like they come straight out of 2006.

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov Рік тому +29

    Thank you Luke for suffering for us so we don't have to