+Skittle Jesus As Skittle Jesus questioned himself, he got a cold feeling of dread. He slowly, carefully looked to the ceiling. The spider stared down at him before... "Sup bro, I need a place to stay!"
Hollup What if I did a creepypasta That starts out as a crappypasta But it turns out the main character was just reading a crappypasta and then the main character is haunted by the monster in the crappypasta and the REAL story is actually well-written and original? Will it be scary or will the crappypasta beginning throw off the rest of the story?
poppy thedogofwonders I've actually been thinking about it a bit to be honest. So far I'm thinking it could be something like "the author of the crappypasta was trying to warn people, but their writing just sucks so nobody took it seriously". It also probably shouldn't be an actual "creepypasta" in the story, or it'll break everything. I'm a bit worried that the start could turn out contrived or clichéd. And with the beginning being an awful false-start, I'm going to have to hit everything flawlessly in the rest of the startup or I won't be able to establish tension later. It's going to be tricky trying not to lose the readers with the first paragraph but greater feats of writing have been done.
How to make a cliché Creepy Pasta character: Step 1: "______ the Killer" Step 2: Comes from abusive/abrasive/dead household. Step 3: Is insane. Step 4: Uses knife to do everything. Step 5: Has blood on body/completely blank eyes/expression. Step 6: Ran into Jeff/Slendy. BONUS STEP: Stalks prey before killing/raping/other horrifying acts.
ngl blank eyes are scary if theyre done right example: completely blank expression, mouth always slightly open, eyes are 2 black / white / hollow dots, with no thought behind them. theyre powered by animalistic instincts.
Charlie: "Jeff. I think I'm pregnant, and Slenderman is the father!" Jeff: "*deep breathing and menacing staring* *creepy moan*" Charlie: "I love you too honey!" *gutstab* SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THERE GIRLS WHO HAVE A CRUSH ON JEFF THE FREAKING KILLER!??!??!?!?
How to write a crappypasta 1. Blood, just blood everywhere 2. Cliche everything 3. Wrong grammar and spelling 4. Death everywhere 5. The guessing game 6. Jumping to conclusions 7. Obvious mystery killer 8. Not even scary man 9. Character or Killer doesn't have a unique name 10. More blood 11. MORE BLOOD 12. Main character's dead, a stupid cliched death Example: The DEATH Bob woke up in his room and there was blood everwhere. Bob was curius and followed where the blood came from and something cold touched his sholder. Bob, terrified hit the 'thing' with a pillow. The 'thing' was stunned and Bob ran away screming lik a little girl. Bob called the police but when they picked up this was said "Stop, turn around" then Bob turned around and saw a 'thing' and killed Bob. The 'thing' took Bob's eyes and brains and ran to the woods. Bob's friend went to Bob's house and saw Bob on the flor with blood everwhere. Bob's friend called the police and he police came for the inestigeton and nothing.
Honestly, all i can think of is "Remember to shoot twice Donkey because Orgres have layers" sherk said as a tear ran down is face. Donkey nodded, holding a gun in his hooves and tears in his eyes "I will..." was all he said before a thunder-like sound echoed the forest. ZoMbIe ShErK is DeAd
"I have nothing against the creators of these stories." *Pauses the video* He's going to mention JC the Hyena, isn't he? *Resumes video* "Except JC the Hyena." I'M A FREAKIN' PSYCHIC
Sp000ky story... WAN NIT I WAKD OOUT OF MAH RUM AND SAW A SPDR THN GOT SCURD BUT THEN I RELISD I WUZ A APLE AND FLW TO THE MOON BUT DOED BECUZ THR IS NU WIFEE ON TAH MUUN NOW I CRI CRI BCUZ I FOND A LAPRUS UN DA MUUN HAHA JK I WAST A APL APLS CAT FLIE I WUZ A LIGT BLAB!
It's been about 5 years since I first watched this Crappypasta trilogy, and I have to say that it's had an irreversible effect on my sense of humor. Don't ask me why, but the phrases "Help I'm haunted!", "and you work at the McDonald's Monday through Friday 11 AM to 6 PM", and the way you say "THE WOMAN IN THE THEATER" all live in my head rent free, and there's no way I'll ever be able to explain it to any of my friends or loved ones. Glad you've kept this series up for all these years! Even if you're not as active in the Creepypasta community, I'm still definitely one of your biggest fans, Hoodo 😊
+Ponies AJ bloody fans with obsessive crossovers. At least be very careful in performance of the substitution with a classic character, like stealing a diamond in a museum
I'm interested in making a channel that's like a spoof of creepsmcpasta or another popular pasta reader where i read crappypastas in a similar style. I'm not sure if that's already been done though, or if anyone would actually watch it
Crapsmcpasta was the first thing that came to mind. I'm going to try and get in contact with creepsmcpasta to both ask if that's okay and get some advice
i should write a creepypasta about a commercial where sonny goes insane and kills every other cereal mascot because they couldn't get him any cocoa puffs. it will be called coocoo for cocoa puffs
This is nothing to do with these crappypastas but why the he'll would Jeff the killer burn off his eyelides? If a human doesn't blink they would go blind, right? so why he do that? he wouldn't be able see! so how could he kill someone?!
My creepypasta: I wented pokémon guld so I went to a garage sale and they're it was pekeman guld I got it for free so I put it in my Gameboy color then it played just fine.
End thin picakhu cem end hey Wes covrd in hiper relistuc blod und kiled da pursen wuth litening und scred vrey relistuc screm und thun ogrez cum in und guve juff da kellur ta slundrmen und boi wax nuver sen agen te und.
The nostalgia merely looking at the thumbnail punched me in the gut, took my winded body out to my back garden, covered me in gasoline, and set me on fire while I was still alive.
18:36 "You wonder how they know that much about you" Man, neighbors knowing your name, a very traumatic event in your life, and where you work and when? How scary, thats definitely not normal.
*+Ruby-Lou |* When they said "log hands", I think that maybe they meant "long hands", but they spelled it wrong. That's why it was featured as a crappypasta.
"If you see a man named burner call the police" Yeah, how do you think THAT will turn out? Do you just walk up to a person asking them if they're named 'burner?' I mean, you don't just instantly know the names of people you see! That's like saying 'If you see this man who has a vermillion shirt in his closet, call 911'
nice vid dude! these are frickin hilarious XD just a recommendation tho, ive noticed that your vids have alot of awkward pauses when your transitioning to the next pasta. but otherwise your vids are awesome! keep it up! :D
Blood changes color when it dries, turning into more of mahogany when put onto white materials, which is why it's so hard to replicate real blood effects in films. If people were to research they might be able to make something a bit more frightening. I have a bad habit of picking at my toe nails and the skin around them, so they tend to bleed from time to time, I'm making an effort to stop this habit but that's how I know what dried blood looks like.
The apocalypse.denied is like a brief summary of how my grandma interpret technology Ooh your computer(smartphone) is showing violence(shadow fight) you might kill someone one day because of it(even tho tv shows often show more brutal scenes than shadow fight)
Did these people's Microsoft Word programs die horribly in the process of typing up these stories, because mine would have been like, "Dude, I'm not doing this! Go back to school!"
+Potato Fartface no it's actually from a UA-cam video making jokes about fanfiction called "Fanfiction.net (and wattpad)" Or something like that. In their making fun of creepypasta they say that line.
crappypasta: let me say this: I'm dead. how am I writing this story? I'm dead. how should I know? I'm dead. a thing killed me. with a knife. it said " please do not stay awake" and suddenly there was blood everywhere. and then he said "die"
I got the scariest creepy pasta,it’s called “pika 666” You opened your Pokémon red game and all the starters dead because pikachu is the only one,hyper realistic blood everywhere because uh all the Pokémon but pikachu dead, pikachu had a 420 symbol on his head and 666 symbol on his stomach he was filled with very hyper realistic blood,the end
Silent Scarlet sounds like a bootleg version of Cockwork and Ticci Toby The burner is such a horrible clichepasta oc. Blood Lust is another Clichepasta oc. "Charlie the killer" *gags*
@@mxstxcwxsdxm oh god. You know, I've always wondered about that. Clockwork became an insensitive Harley Quinn type after she went crazy. You'd think she'd just mock Toby at that point before saying a bad time related pun and murdering him.
+MadGamer Leight No, you don't get it. It's a fanfiction so bad, it *becomes* a creepypasta. Because the fact that a human being wrote it is more terrifying than any monster or villain imaginable.
*starts being afraid* ok then I'll just cheer up from all these creepy videos with some crappypastas *fucking horror movie ad appears and I can't skip it* well looks like I will not sleep tonight anymore
Heres a horror story I came up with.
"Dude, where'd that spider go?"
I got one.
"My phone charger broke!"
I got one
"The Wifi isn't working!"
"Tomorrow is Monday." OR "School.
+Skittle Jesus As Skittle Jesus questioned himself, he got a cold feeling of dread. He slowly, carefully looked to the ceiling. The spider stared down at him before... "Sup bro, I need a place to stay!"
+Skittle Jesus c00l st0r7 br0
By far the best way to to begin a story:
"it was Friday the 13th, the night before Halloween"
... yeah
Lord Drakkon7367 Fucking genius story.
Omg HES A GENIUS yay 😒
Hey don't forget that it's the first time in 666 years this happens
Lord Drakkon 7367 how holloweens on the 31 st
it's a joke
"He was found dead with no damage. By which we mean his intestine had been torn out and he had been strangled with it. No damage at all."
Intelligens
"Life. It is a fragile thing." OH HERE WE GO
CRAAAAWLING IIIIN MY CRAAAAAAWL
CRAWWLLLLL ING IN CRAWLLLL ING IN
BRING ON THE EDGE!
*WAKE ME UP*
*WAKE ME UP INSIDE*
*CAN'T WAKE UP*
*WAKE ME UP INSIDE*
*SaVe mE*
Paul Smith *THESE CRAWL L L THEY WILL NOT CRAWL L L L*
I goddamn choked when the clip of Will Smith saying "DENIED!" popped up.
Amazing.
SAME
I nearly died!
I just let out a loud BAH and scared my uncle
+Skintel N.Keychain LMAO
+Skintel N.Keychain LMAO
Hollup
What if I did a creepypasta
That starts out as a crappypasta
But it turns out the main character was just reading a crappypasta
and then the main character is haunted by the monster in the crappypasta
and the REAL story is actually well-written and original?
Will it be scary or will the crappypasta beginning throw off the rest of the story?
I'd say they'd be confused
Probably but I still kind of want to try
go ahead and try
poppy thedogofwonders I've actually been thinking about it a bit to be honest. So far I'm thinking it could be something like "the author of the crappypasta was trying to warn people, but their writing just sucks so nobody took it seriously". It also probably shouldn't be an actual "creepypasta" in the story, or it'll break everything.
I'm a bit worried that the start could turn out contrived or clichéd. And with the beginning being an awful false-start, I'm going to have to hit everything flawlessly in the rest of the startup or I won't be able to establish tension later. It's going to be tricky trying not to lose the readers with the first paragraph but greater feats of writing have been done.
E. Gordbort link
"You live alone, and work in a McDonald's Mondays through Fridays from 11 am to 6 pm."
Man, that IS scary.
Don't give them ideas of a creepypasta for McDonald's
+TheUndeadGamer
Read "Ronald mc Donald house"
Steve saw Steve hanging from the sealing. Steve was going to evenge steves death.
Gamer-Girl, me anything ever
Oof
When both you and your friend have default skins in Minecraft.
when you lose your diamonds
Pfffffttt
How to make a cliché Creepy Pasta character:
Step 1: "______ the Killer"
Step 2: Comes from abusive/abrasive/dead household.
Step 3: Is insane.
Step 4: Uses knife to do everything.
Step 5: Has blood on body/completely blank eyes/expression.
Step 6: Ran into Jeff/Slendy.
BONUS STEP: Stalks prey before killing/raping/other horrifying acts.
I think I used three of those in my original OC (2, 3, and 6 (she ran into Slendy boi once))
These sound like the same clichés of a typical slasher minus the 6th step lol
@@inactivepleasedontbotherme6990
Yeah, pretty much. Also the first one maybe...
ngl blank eyes are scary if theyre done right
example: completely blank expression, mouth always slightly open, eyes are 2 black / white / hollow dots, with no thought behind them. theyre powered by animalistic instincts.
@@c0zmozys To me, the eyes being physically off sounds more like some sort of supernatural involvement.
Charlie: "Jeff. I think I'm pregnant, and Slenderman is the father!"
Jeff: "*deep breathing and menacing staring* *creepy moan*"
Charlie: "I love you too honey!"
*gutstab*
SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THERE GIRLS WHO HAVE A CRUSH ON JEFF THE FREAKING KILLER!??!??!?!?
Because they’re self inserts of their authors, who enjoy placing themselves in such situations.
Because..............he is cool and badass😈
Jeff the Killer jokes on you shithead am already dead inside
also..
*_NOW THATS WHAT I CALL EDGY!_*
I keep screaming but god doesn't hear me ugh....haters gonna hate you don't me hate on what you hate and like bitch!!!
Jeff the Killer Oh look! The 6 year old is triggered because I called their stupid husband bad!
Most terrifying creepypasta ever
The last person alive sat alone in a room. There was a, "M'lady." at the door.
Oh God
lol wut
Here's one. "Homestuck ended"
Alone nOoOoOoOoOoOoooo
+Shitpasta readings. Don't you remind us
"she just screamed. she screamed and screamed. Then later she had a dream"
me: so she dreamed and dreamed?
sleep screaming?
WHY IS THERE A "ME:"
KATELYN SHELLOS
It’s just them describing their reaction to that sentence
@@phoenixsnilloc995 no shit
I respect you because of your Snufkin profile picture
Burst out laughing at:
"log hands"
"basment"
"horribal"
"poilce"
"intesibe"
"rios"
peeyopuls
Dont forget DESAPEAR and SARRRRAH moved it
Good grammar they got there
#4: "Worst of all, he had a cobra tattoo on his back!"....... How is that the worst out of the other things???
Autumn Dragon lol ikr XD woke up, half of the face destroyed but OMG!!!! I have a tattoo omg that is so scary -_- XD
Oh no! My eye is gone and my cheek is stitched but a bad pass tattoo scares me horribly!
It's a TV Trope called "Arson, Murder and Jaywalking" - played completely unironically, not for comedic purposes.
That person is a christian Minecraft player
*He asked him to SPREAD THE WORD I mean SHOW THE PIC!*
Smile Dog: THAT'S MY LINE!!
...
XD
Just what kind of "pic" are we talking about here?
swineherd Apocalypse. DENIED! XD
(Smile dog pulls out glock 18) even though he could bite him
"The Shadow on the Wall"...Me: THERES A SHADOW ON THE WALL!! STAY CALM! *_STAY CaLM!!!!_*
XD
"Silent Scarlet" Me : I'm silent when watching this vid
+Nico Nexus I thought your name was Nico not Scarlet
+Strong Fish91
I know what that quote is from. it's from the FNAF song "stay calm".
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the creep beneath your bed
I'm the nightmares in your skull
How to write a crappypasta
1. Blood, just blood everywhere
2. Cliche everything
3. Wrong grammar and spelling
4. Death everywhere
5. The guessing game
6. Jumping to conclusions
7. Obvious mystery killer
8. Not even scary man
9. Character or Killer doesn't have a unique name
10. More blood
11. MORE BLOOD
12. Main character's dead, a stupid cliched death
Example:
The DEATH
Bob woke up in his room and there was blood everwhere. Bob was curius and followed where the blood came from and something cold touched his sholder. Bob, terrified hit the 'thing' with a pillow. The 'thing' was stunned and Bob ran away screming lik a little girl. Bob called the police but when they picked up this was said "Stop, turn around" then Bob turned around and saw a 'thing' and killed Bob. The 'thing' took Bob's eyes and brains and ran to the woods. Bob's friend went to Bob's house and saw Bob on the flor with blood everwhere. Bob's friend called the police and he police came for the inestigeton and nothing.
No offense tho
Btw do you like my crappypasta?
+Chiyo AM beautiful
+Shiki AM Caun I upwoad/reweard thurs on mur channurl?
+Cthulhu meh
i got a spoopy story
my ipad is 6% battery and there is no charger and were outs of doritos ands im home alone
the end
Chestnut Lily oh no 😨😱
Dun
Dun Duuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!
Chestnut Lily i'm shook
Dun dun dun duuuuuun no doritoz!!!!
*S P O O P Y*
150 VIEWS ALREADY?? WHAAAAAAAAT
YES!!!
You're simply amazing! :3 I love watching your videos! Just wanted to say that -w- I hope you have a wonderful day
Yep!!
***** because google+ gave up
***** 3SPOOPY5ME
The apocalypse.denied one sounds like a bad smile dog fanfic.
xd Ikr
It's amazing how a Swede's grammar and spelling is so much better than these authors'.
It's a damn mystery.
+HoodoHoodlumsRevenge mettaton is my senpai
True. Even I spell better and I'm from Sweden too
+HoodoHoodlumsRevenge You're Swedish? Like Pewdiepie? That's awesome!
Im swedish too
Honestly, all i can think of is "Remember to shoot twice Donkey because Orgres have layers" sherk said as a tear ran down is face.
Donkey nodded, holding a gun in his hooves and tears in his eyes "I will..." was all he said before a thunder-like sound echoed the forest.
ZoMbIe ShErK is DeAd
@@mrnewvegasgaminghistory7830 Thank you :)
Have a good (rest of)day.
Where the hell is your Oscar?
How do you stab yourself with a butter knife? It can't even cut through butter it's so dull!
where did she get the icepick though? do they live in the arctic?!
pug mastah Always be prepared for... The Snowpocalypse?
Cynical Corpse a better question is why is there a butter knife in the bathroom?
if i remember correctly, the character stabbed herself in the eye which is a very soft part of your body so the knife should be able to go through
but y tho?
"The intenstine" is probably the greatest story I've ever heard
It does give Sonic Highschool a run for it's money.
I was gonna send this to creepypasta but I don't know if it's scary
THE WIFI WAS SHUT DOWN
THE END
OOOOooohhNOOOOoOooo!!!!!
Hoe abut u mak a crpypstasa wer pakny pee fram mi litel poniy a sykuoh pauth
I have been scarred for life
Nuuuuuuu!!!!!
SO SCARY OMG
"I have nothing against the creators of these stories."
*Pauses the video* He's going to mention JC the Hyena, isn't he?
*Resumes video* "Except JC the Hyena."
I'M A FREAKIN' PSYCHIC
Alternatively, “Next you’ll say, ‘Except for JC the Hyena.’”
jc sucks
Blood lust and music joy in a nutshell: CRAWLING IN MY S K I I I I N N N.
Meme The Fox THIS I I I I I S AN E E E E E D G Y SOOOOOONG
These wounds will not heal
CRA A A AWLING IN MY CR A A A W W L LLL
I laughed when Will Smith appeared..."DENIED! "
Sp000ky story...
WAN NIT I WAKD OOUT OF MAH RUM AND SAW A SPDR THN GOT SCURD BUT THEN I RELISD I WUZ A APLE AND FLW TO THE MOON BUT DOED BECUZ THR IS NU WIFEE ON TAH MUUN NOW I CRI CRI BCUZ I FOND A LAPRUS UN DA MUUN HAHA JK I WAST A APL APLS CAT FLIE I WUZ A LIGT BLAB!
wtf....xD
+ShyFlower_ 143 basd uff uf fak steri
+Arshawn Baidwan ...I have no idea how I can understand you xD
+ShyFlower_ 143 SPAK ENGIS PEEZ
DUNT UOSE MAY BLOODY WEEFEE
what is demonic blood? is it where the blood has spooky scary skellingtons?
The only thing that comes to mind is Black Blood.
It's menstrual blood...
Skelly sodd
@@sarahgray430 same thing lol
It's been about 5 years since I first watched this Crappypasta trilogy, and I have to say that it's had an irreversible effect on my sense of humor.
Don't ask me why, but the phrases "Help I'm haunted!", "and you work at the McDonald's Monday through Friday 11 AM to 6 PM", and the way you say "THE WOMAN IN THE THEATER" all live in my head rent free, and there's no way I'll ever be able to explain it to any of my friends or loved ones.
Glad you've kept this series up for all these years! Even if you're not as active in the Creepypasta community, I'm still definitely one of your biggest fans, Hoodo 😊
"Because I'm dead, and I became Skeleton and wrote this" best HHR quote ever
Charlie: “I’m pregnant!”
Jeff: “Charlie, this is great news!”
*holy music stops*
Im gregnant.
silent Scarlet is a nice fusion between Clockwork and Toby, wait, no that's just horrible
ikr?
lol :D
+Ponies AJ bloody fans with obsessive crossovers. At least be very careful in performance of the substitution with a classic character, like stealing a diamond in a museum
TheUndeadGamer that's..... oddly specific
It's supposed to be "badly interpretation" as a crappypasta of stealing a diamond
I have a really scary creepypasta:
SCHOOL, EXAMS, HOMEWORK!!!
THE END
You forgot TAAAAXES.
NO PLEASE NO
AAAAAAHH!:-(
I love school, homework, and math.
no now im not gona sleep
I've got a Sp00pehpastay, One day people got murdered.
THE END
tracy lieber if I get nightmares its going to be your fault!
Oh
Thanks for the info, I'll keep that in mind for my next creepypasta.
tracy lieber oh fuck... watch out man, this guy is the next Alfred Hitchcock!
wth is that picture it looks like someone from a school; Jack, except those stupid eyes :P
I'm interested in making a channel that's like a spoof of creepsmcpasta or another popular pasta reader where i read crappypastas in a similar style. I'm not sure if that's already been done though, or if anyone would actually watch it
+CrAzYgIrL That does sound like it could be a whole lot of fun! I say go for it.
+HoodoHoodlumsRevenge Thank you! I may well do that. I'm not sure if I should make it obvious in the channel name or not
+CrAzYgIrL It may be stupid or copying, but maybe crapsmcpasta
BTW, would totally subscribe!
Crapsmcpasta was the first thing that came to mind. I'm going to try and get in contact with creepsmcpasta to both ask if that's okay and get some advice
Do a top ten episodes of Bad Creepypasta.... what? why are you looking at me like that??
MichaelLeroi STAAAAREEEEE
Thomas is first definitely
+bethany waters Thomas the dank engine
And Valory, Valory Hudson!
+MichaelLeroi AND YOU WAS US AND YOU WAS SKELETON AND YOU WAS WRITING THIS!!!11111!1111!111!!11!
I remember watching this video when I was younger for some reason and have a lot of nostalgia for it. I come back every so often.
Same
Same
BECAUSE I'M DEAD AND I BECAME SKE1ET0N AND WR0TE THIS
I CH0KED 0N MY TEA
cant choke on tea
Marina Morley Well I did
No joo didnt
I sh0re diiid
+Swook IrkenPilot nope
"Apocalypse.DENIED!"
I fucking died
i got a spooky story that is true
1 time i fell on the ground
#3spoopy5meh
Thats spoopy
I'm scared
That's some nightmare fuel.
OH NOOOOO!
Here’s the scariest story:
It’s the 1300’s in England and there’s a rat.
Here's something scarier: there is this Austrian guy in 1933 Germany, he don't like jews and he is the Chancellor.
Mango Potato I think the rat that spread the plague was in the 1600s but your point is well seen.
@@mrnewvegasgaminghistory7830 That's too scary for me! I'll have nightmares about Henry the viii!
Not scary at all without the fleas that actually spread the plague.
Who the hell says "worser"?
Kids? You mean like, the littlest tiniest babies?
Hippo Crap Popsicles I haven't heard anyone using "worser"...
+Nex Orbit (Hight gamer) twas but a reference to the Homestar Runner episodes 'Kid's Book'
nothing is *worser* than that
Thhhhhhat guuuuuuuuuuy..... 👉👉
i should write a creepypasta about a commercial where sonny goes insane and kills every other cereal mascot because they couldn't get him any cocoa puffs.
it will be called coocoo for cocoa puffs
Omfg shaking with fears
make sure it it the hyperrealistic and is blood eyed!
+William Orlando Figueroa BUT WE CAN'T KILL IT!!!!! IT'S A BEAST VERSION OF OUR MASCOT!!!!
+IamTacoCat hahahahahahahahaha
Faceless Man ... Who It Could Be?! Mr.Slendy !
Der Ritter?
Ramsier Jouster Another name for Slendy Man.
This is nothing to do with these crappypastas but why the he'll would Jeff the killer burn off his eyelides? If a human doesn't blink they would go blind, right? so why he do that? he wouldn't be able see! so how could he kill someone?!
Hell* damn autocorrect
STOP GIVING FANGIRLS REASONS TO THINK HES REAL. do you really want more Jeffxoc stories
*Magic*
Because JTK is a bad creepypasta with a heavy lack of logic and bad character writing
Creepypasta is for little kids
Creepy pasta not scary at all.
My creepypasta:
I wented pokémon guld so I went to a garage sale and they're it was pekeman guld I got it for free so I put it in my Gameboy color then it played just fine.
Oldschoolgamer Cool!
End thin picakhu cem end hey Wes covrd in hiper relistuc blod und kiled da pursen wuth litening und scred vrey relistuc screm und thun ogrez cum in und guve juff da kellur ta slundrmen und boi wax nuver sen agen te und.
@@mrtuxedo1467i could somehow decipher almozt all of thiz except for “litening”
Lightning@@c0zmozys
@@mrtuxedo1467 ohh ok
The nostalgia merely looking at the thumbnail punched me in the gut, took my winded body out to my back garden, covered me in gasoline, and set me on fire while I was still alive.
Cobra tattoo? PLOT TWIST: Steve was the Titanium Ranger.
18:36 "You wonder how they know that much about you"
Man, neighbors knowing your name, a very traumatic event in your life, and where you work and when? How scary, thats definitely not normal.
which was the video that had Jeff about to beat some dude in wrestling only to get his ass kicked by another wrestler?
+Epic Mormon Brony Pretty sure that was the "10 OTHER INCREDIBLE CRAPPYPASTAS!" video :P
do u like cheese, i know creepypasta's to
And what was the video where "Sweetie" turned into "Sweaty?"
Epic Mormon Brony I FOUND A MONSTER IN MY ROOM I KNEW THAT IT WAS JEFF
+Laird D. Allenbaugh I think it was in the poopsy blind reading vid
"Log hands"? This is some Twin Peaks shit
I was thinking of "Lana Kane" ^^
foefproductions How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? Hahahahahahaha
azzarox6661 :'( Oh Coop
+Ruby-Lou Well, the show will be back in 2017.
*+Ruby-Lou |* When they said "log hands", I think that maybe they meant "long hands", but they spelled it wrong. That's why it was featured as a crappypasta.
12:22
Now that. That right there, is the best introduction line of a story ever. no questions asked.
wow
such spoopy
much scare
ayy
The almighty doge lord
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
*s c a r y*
Doggooo
About Charlie The Killer....
JEFF IS 13 YEARS OLD.
13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like the person who wrote that story about charlie has some sort of weird gross murderer child fetish or something idk
Chestnut Lily or they're like 8
ChicaChickenXD mayBE
Chestnut Lily ye.
Wait what 😕Now I gotta think thanks alot
"If you see a man named burner call the police" Yeah, how do you think THAT will turn out? Do you just walk up to a person asking them if they're named 'burner?' I mean, you don't just instantly know the names of people you see! That's like saying 'If you see this man who has a vermillion shirt in his closet, call 911'
nice vid dude! these are frickin hilarious XD
just a recommendation tho, ive noticed that your vids have alot of awkward pauses when your transitioning to the next pasta.
but otherwise your vids are awesome! keep it up! :D
Blood changes color when it dries, turning into more of mahogany when put onto white materials, which is why it's so hard to replicate real blood effects in films. If people were to research they might be able to make something a bit more frightening.
I have a bad habit of picking at my toe nails and the skin around them, so they tend to bleed from time to time, I'm making an effort to stop this habit but that's how I know what dried blood looks like.
Even after (almost) seven years, that opening line of Burner gets me everytime
Charlie the killer had me hella weak, it was most likely a hormonal fanhgirl 😂
We need to call the poilce XD
+Zombie Girl999 😂😂
I swear 25% of these crappypastas are these edgy 14 year-old girls that want to do it with Jeffrey Woods and make themselves look edgy.
Subbed for the fact that you referenced and cranked Gorillaz in the background of your vids. Superb, you funky little spooky boi.
The apocalypse.denied is like a brief summary of how my grandma interpret technology
Ooh your computer(smartphone) is showing violence(shadow fight) you might kill someone one day because of it(even tho tv shows often show more brutal scenes than shadow fight)
We NEED Top 10 funniest Trollpastas
YAAAAAAS
Vojta Zeman Here here.
+stewydead mike I third this
anything by Dave The Useless and his friends.
#1 was a Jeff the killer fan fiction
So that's how I got my profile character's eyes a yellow glow. Yes, that was the bad thing
im crying
Honestly they pretty much all are
Jeff the killer is shit anyways
**hand-draws a star in MSPaint**
**gives it to the CrappyPastas**
theIR WUs an atEMpT
your did it
pretty much all these stories in a nutshell: person goes insane and runs into forest.
Gonna write my own creepypasta and your videos about bad creepypastas is a great guide as to what NOT to do in a pasta. Cheers, mate.
Yay for another video! Oh, and congrats on 90,000 subs. :D
Jeff the Killer is a crappy pasta.
Fight me
You right tho
Zarah Geniva Thank You
Nope, you're right.
"And a *thing* of bleach fell onto his head, making his skin white"*
The death of literature
Did these people's Microsoft Word programs die horribly in the process of typing up these stories, because mine would have been like, "Dude, I'm not doing this! Go back to school!"
I'm gonna die I saw the picture of death on the video
MovieStarPlanet Me Too!
Silent Scarlet: The Killer Eskimo, terrifying.
"That they just become adorable."
[Shows a pic of Murdoc on a kiddy ride]
Me: *AAAAAAWWW IT'S ADORABLE SJSJDJhjrjf-*
Log hands?! Her hand are just WOOD!
Lol
That R&C music brought back all the nostalgia.
Same here. Such a great game series...
I spent so much time fucking around on that ship trying to figure out how to get in the museum
ToasterRabbit what museum...?
+penguingaming The Insomniac Museum, which you can only get into at 3:00AM or by collecting all the trophies.
Tony Hult
OR doing a crazy glitch where you wall jump alot and glide outside of the map.
7:53 BECAUSE WE WAS YOU! AND YOU BECAME SKELETON! AND WROTE THIS.
Katie A. Jelloapocalypse?
17:13 yeah go trough a vent filled with falling lungs makes sense
"because I'm dead and I became skeleton and wrote this"
Reference much? :3
XD I know what it's from
undertale. lel
+Potato Fartface no it's actually from a UA-cam video making jokes about fanfiction called "Fanfiction.net (and wattpad)" Or something like that. In their making fun of creepypasta they say that line.
+Holden Roberts that is nice to know
+Holden Roberts link???
I'm so glad you featured that bit of your boyfriend right at the end of the video
i didn't
i swear i didn't
***** You didn't? but he's right there on screen!
Tesla Rits hoodo.EXE
Wat.
Tesla Rits :|
Who wants to bet that the writer of Charlie the Killer was named Charlie and this was just her wet dream?
cagea I bet my left testicle!
Paul Smith Then let's hope it's true, because we don't need a Hitler clone.
CZ Productions twenty bucks
Plot twist: The woman in the theater is just 2-D in drag trying to scare people in a random theater
Here is my creepypasta
"I was home alone and the fridge was full and an hour later it was empty, the scary part was someone stole my cheesecake-"
The monster...
Music Joy's headphones were painted red in blood
But doesn't blood turn brown when it dries tho-
Technically, it turns black.
crappypasta:
let me say this: I'm dead. how am I writing this story? I'm dead. how should I know? I'm dead. a thing killed me. with a knife. it said " please do not stay awake" and suddenly there was blood everywhere. and then he said "die"
Emily Mills is that Conor Murphy in your pfp
That last one got a five minute delayed reaction from me and then I burst out laughing spontaneously. Good god...
"Drawing anime and gore"
Wtf I just drew 15 puppies and deadpool
Congratulations on almost having 100,000 subs
+UmbreonTheater Okay I'll fix it
UmbreonTheater Thanks
I got the scariest creepy pasta,it’s called “pika 666”
You opened your Pokémon red game and all the starters dead because pikachu is the only one,hyper realistic blood everywhere because uh all the Pokémon but pikachu dead, pikachu had a 420 symbol on his head and 666 symbol on his stomach he was filled with very hyper realistic blood,the end
Silent Scarlet sounds like a bootleg version of Cockwork and Ticci Toby
The burner is such a horrible clichepasta oc.
Blood Lust is another Clichepasta oc.
"Charlie the killer"
*gags*
When you said that, it reminded me that people ship Clockwork and Ticci Toby.... Yeah
The rest is true tho
@@mxstxcwxsdxm oh god. You know, I've always wondered about that. Clockwork became an insensitive Harley Quinn type after she went crazy. You'd think she'd just mock Toby at that point before saying a bad time related pun and murdering him.
10:42 - 10:45 A rip-off of a rip-off? What kind of Christopher Nolan Inception shit IS this! I'm going deeper, Leo!
Jaceblue04 Jontron reference?
Jontron reference.
Yo rarity is above this comment.
*cue inception noise*
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
number 5 is a total copy of Clockwork's story O.O
I can't believe that someone would rip off a story that bad.
Lotta Wulff Clockwork? Let me fix that for you: Cockwork.
ooooooooh nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
alicemuffin32 and there is also a little bit of ticci toby creepypasta at the end
#1 sounds more like a fanfic than a creepy pasta.
I know right? That story was just...... Wow
FireWolfGoddess I might read it if it were a fanfic out of pure boredom and being a Jeff fangirl, but not as an actual creepypasta.
"Charlie....................the killer"
that was the moment i paused the video so i could slam my face into the wall.
+MadGamer Leight No, you don't get it. It's a fanfiction so bad, it *becomes* a creepypasta. Because the fact that a human being wrote it is more terrifying than any monster or villain imaginable.
+PIMKAMINA2 why?
Ohs no...
I am pregna- *Dies laughing*
XD I cant anymore okay?
This was a great video, keep up the fantastic work!
Charlie the Killer honestly sounds like it was written my the author of My Immortal
I have one. Sherlock is cancelled
Lit
+SSArt HORRIFYING
Not even once
Oh child, by the time season 4 comes out, most of us will be dead or elderly..
Italoo 707 good
*starts being afraid*
ok then I'll just cheer up from all these creepy videos with some crappypastas
*fucking horror movie ad appears and I can't skip it*
well looks like I will not sleep tonight anymore
Protip: if your pasta could pheasably be a chapter of My Immortal, you have failed as a writer.
I’m truly horrified, these were the most scariest pastas I’ve ever heard of.