Top 10 WORST MARIO CREEPYPASTAS (Part 2)

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  • @ripleypace2258
    @ripleypace2258 7 років тому +447

    I wrote a Mario creepypasta!
    As I put in the cartridge, Mario's eyes were HYPER REALISTIC BLUUD RED EYES. and then I was a sane person and left the room. made some waffles. they were pretty good.

    • @Kiwibr_o
      @Kiwibr_o 7 років тому +29

      Ripley Pace 10/10 logical

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому +21

      +Ripley Pace
      Be careful. Fandom-bastardized Ticci Toby is gonna get you and take your WAFFLEZ.

    • @playahwon
      @playahwon 7 років тому +18

      10/10 BEST CREEPYPASTA TO EVER PASTA.

    • @cow4
      @cow4 7 років тому +2

      lol

    • @lobsterdeliveryspecial
      @lobsterdeliveryspecial 7 років тому +13

      Lemme try one, I played Xenoverse 2. In Conton City, the sky was black. Evry NPC was ded. My character was bloody and had the wrong eye colors, and then he walked toward the screen, and said hi.

  • @eddie2258
    @eddie2258 8 років тому +761

    There was a fire hydrant AND IT WAS BLEEDING
    There was a broken car AND IT WAS BLEEDING
    The was a an apple AND IT WAS BLEEDING
    There was a shoe AND IT WAS BLEEDING
    There was a toaster AND IT WAS BLEEDING
    There was a mailbox AND IT WAS BLEEDING
    Shall I continue?

    • @RAccess
      @RAccess 8 років тому +51

      No, Im losing alot of blood D:

    • @theviewer6889
      @theviewer6889 8 років тому +111

      There was a pool of blood AND IT WAS BLEEDING

    • @RAccess
      @RAccess 8 років тому +30

      omg2spokie4me

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +65

      There was a UA-cam comment AND IT WAS BLEEDING

    • @flamewave9935
      @flamewave9935 8 років тому +41

      There was a ant AND IT WAS BLEEDING

  • @dj12699
    @dj12699 7 років тому +247

    THERE WAS BLOOD AND PHOTOREALISTIC EYES AND IT SAID 666
    Creepypastas in a nutshell.

    • @hawks6392
      @hawks6392 7 років тому +10

      FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE SPOOKY NOISES DEATH DEATH DEATH

    • @voitoib774
      @voitoib774 7 років тому +6

      Well there are some pretty good ones out there! Like devolution (Pokémon) strangled red (Pokémon again) and the candle cove creepypasta!

    • @ryantheboy2821
      @ryantheboy2821 7 років тому +1

      dj12699 true dat

    • @kennygates1192
      @kennygates1192 6 років тому

      dj12699 And of course, it only happens to copies bought at yard sales with the title written in Sharpie

    • @thethingthatwouldnotgoaway5881
      @thethingthatwouldnotgoaway5881 6 років тому +2

      dj12699 *hyperrealistic

  • @nirriii
    @nirriii 8 років тому +163

    "My gamecube was smoking."
    Tea. Tea all over my desk.

    • @ryantheboy2821
      @ryantheboy2821 7 років тому +1

      nirriii tru XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @Scruffy39
      @Scruffy39 7 років тому +7

      *GameCube* : "I do whatever I want."

    • @jmaes1507
      @jmaes1507 4 роки тому +5

      GameCube: “shut up Kevin you’re not my real dad I can do whatever I want”

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 4 роки тому +3

      ⬛🚬

    • @ReddestOne24
      @ReddestOne24 3 роки тому

      🚬⬛

  • @SuperCatPrincess
    @SuperCatPrincess 7 років тому +227

    As a Paper Mario fan the scariest part of the last one was "I got Sticker Star"

    • @animationoverflow6976
      @animationoverflow6976 5 років тому +5

      SuperCatPrincess4237 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
      Sorry that was VERRY scary

    • @gubadagoober
      @gubadagoober 4 роки тому +6

      Is it bad that i dont see the problem

    • @n5pe1
      @n5pe1 4 роки тому +3

      Ok now that I know you're referring to how terrible the game is, and I completely agree the game sucks I got a new version of it and when I was playing it for some reason, every time I used a hammer it would do one damage and I was like why the fuck is this game so broken I just got it. I totally agree and think that it was a waste of money.

    • @n5pe1
      @n5pe1 4 роки тому +2

      @@bombchu.bowling I agree, if you were to get an N64, with Mario 64 for Christmas when it was brand new to find out that Mario 64 is just playable it would be very very disappointing, and I'd be pretty upset and expect much better from the first 3D entry. same goes for, sticker star.

    • @vibes_4225
      @vibes_4225 4 роки тому +4

      i borrowed sticker star from a friend, thought it was ok, then played the original paper mario on an emulator, and holy shit i saw the improvement in characters and combat, the original was such an improvement even though it was an older game

  • @duck_t4039
    @duck_t4039 7 років тому +81

    3:25 Forget the blood counter? You read 'blood' and forgot to add 1 to the counter.
    How am I meant to follow a drinking game if I have to COUNT as well?

  • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
    @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge  8 років тому +137

    Also, before you ask; "Where's Blood Whistle or It Will Get Worse?!" or stories like those, I didn't include them because Bad Creepypasta and/or YuriofWind already tackled them and I didn't wanna be redundant.

    • @tricksterclocki3295
      @tricksterclocki3295 8 років тому +2

      True true, I respect your opinion

    • @nolethXB
      @nolethXB 8 років тому +1

      Yuriofwind didn't make a video on Blood Whistle you got my hopes up

    • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
      @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge  8 років тому +8

      extra spicy memes Yeah, but he's made videos on other Mario Creepypastas that some might've wanted to see on here :P

    • @notawizzrd886
      @notawizzrd886 8 років тому +1

      +HoodoHoodlumsRevenge would you consider reading a fan creepypasta, like not about you but just a fan written one

    • @somerandomcreeperontheinte1365
      @somerandomcreeperontheinte1365 8 років тому +1

      sup

  • @hnaw1360
    @hnaw1360 6 років тому +21

    I love how he had no idea how to play hotel Mario so he just made Mario have a seizure in front of a open door

  • @bulgarianreaper6587
    @bulgarianreaper6587 8 років тому +135

    These stories were so confusing I seriously had no idea what was going on :D

  • @Lumiirac
    @Lumiirac 8 років тому +98

    I... I think I actually lost brain cells listening to these stories...

  • @ezz4203
    @ezz4203 8 років тому +192

    why don't you add a misspelling counter ?

    • @mysticrainbowdragon
      @mysticrainbowdragon 8 років тому +86

      The counter would be eternally stuck at infinite.

    • @cermetstears5572
      @cermetstears5572 8 років тому +5

      MysticRainbowDragon yeah lol

    • @bigginger7417
      @bigginger7417 7 років тому +14

      Zerex because that would be way too big. You'll need a full planet to hold them all in place.

    • @Amelkicio
      @Amelkicio 7 років тому +6

      There would be too much

    • @lightbulb129
      @lightbulb129 6 років тому +1

      Zerex im the 69th like

  • @localbihexual5954
    @localbihexual5954 7 років тому +190

    I personally thought #6 was the worst due to it's actual content.

    • @whattheheckisasonic9837
      @whattheheckisasonic9837 5 років тому +38

      white tough liquid.

    • @ultimateinternetman4335
      @ultimateinternetman4335 4 роки тому +34

      "it's a me mario and i'm gonna *_[no i'm not actually gonna say it]_* you"
      i think i lost a few brain cells listening to it

    • @adenb3711
      @adenb3711 4 роки тому +7

      @@ultimateinternetman4335 I gained some

    • @ultimateinternetman4335
      @ultimateinternetman4335 4 роки тому +7

      @@adenb3711 explain to me how please

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 4 роки тому +32

      Plus it ends with what’s essentially “If you write bad reviews and say creepypastas aren’t real, Mario will come to your house and rape you!” But in the most _pretentious_ way possible. It’s honestly some of the most pathetic online tough-guy posturing I’ve ever seen.

  • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
    @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge  8 років тому +176

    If any of you motherlovers in the comments have the nerve to go "omg Hoodo ur Mario gameplay sux! U sux at video gaemz!" then you try playing a game you've never really played before on an emulator with a PS4 controller! ;P

  • @toadlet7347
    @toadlet7347 7 років тому +35

    At number 5 you missed a number on the blood counter

  • @mitsukaritas
    @mitsukaritas 8 років тому +37

    that much blood only deserves to be in a Grindcore / Brutal Death Metal album cover

    • @mitsukaritas
      @mitsukaritas 8 років тому +2

      or maybe on a pornogrind album cover

    • @mitsukaritas
      @mitsukaritas 8 років тому +1

      btw you're fucking beautiful.... #NoHomo

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 6 років тому

      Those covers called. They requested the creepy pasta's tone down the blood.

  • @hypersonixgamer1962
    @hypersonixgamer1962 8 років тому +54

    no one cares about, "It was a normal Sat-TURD-day for me."

    • @ryantheboy2821
      @ryantheboy2821 7 років тому +2

      Hypersonix Gamer I do! It's funny!

  • @Walumancer
    @Walumancer 8 років тому +92

    Are you ready to accept Waluigi as your true Lord and Savior?

  • @eziotru
    @eziotru 8 років тому +23

    I have always considered Hotel Mario the 13th floor to be bad. Even the video is like a YTP.

  • @CaptainRillaboomArmenia
    @CaptainRillaboomArmenia Рік тому +3

    Fun fact: In the ending for the fake story of «Paper Mario: Cursed Star», it is implied that the main character’s soul got locked in his computer for… a reason. Yes, it managed to be weirder than the ending for the real story that was presented here.

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs Рік тому +1

      The best part is the edits at the end with the mods.

  • @EnochVA
    @EnochVA 4 роки тому +4

    11:47
    What people don't realize is when writing a story like this subtly is key you have to take into consideration the production of the game.
    Voice acting animation and such. Changing little things around will help get the fear across especially if people are familiar with the game.

  • @LegendaryBago
    @LegendaryBago 8 років тому +19

    I pretty sure Mario kart crash was just one big run on sentence

  • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
    @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 8 років тому +21

    R.I.P. Raymond's N64. I mean if it was real he should of just got rid of the cartridge. What a waste of a councle!!!

    • @cookiecake2108
      @cookiecake2108 8 років тому +2

      Chris Corman
      Creepypastas are made up stories. Not real.

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 8 років тому +5

      I know but fictional characters think stupidly.

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 7 років тому +2

      BlueAngelLink5 *chartrage

    • @annigram
      @annigram 3 роки тому

      He stopped playing games and that’s why rayman 4 will never come into fruition.

  • @I.S.N.O.B.
    @I.S.N.O.B. 7 років тому +15

    You're on a train, heading for a place that is a metaphor for something that ostensibly has some kind of profound meaning, but you can't remember what it is so you look out the window. You stare beyond the new-fallen snow that covers the sullen landscape into the twisted visage of your inner self reflected in the broken mirror located in the darkest depths of the bottomless black abyss of your soul. You find this very strange, so you turn around and see a man standing behind you in the center of the aisle.
    He is dressed in white attire; his skin is an unnaturally pale, almost ghostly white. Even his hair is as white as the new-fallen snow. The only thing about him that isn't white is his eyes, which are pitch black.
    Suddenly you find yourself sitting in front of an old television set the screen flickers on and there is static the man appears and you realize the man is the static so you punch the screen but then you realize you are the man and also the static so you punch yourself but you can't because you're static but you do and you die and the man haunts you as a ghost forever but you are the man so you haunt yourself HE LIVES INSIDE YOU INSIDE YOURSELF THERE IS BUT ONE FLEE IN TERROR FOR THE TERRIBLE BEAST WHO HASETH THE HEAD OF A HAND OF THE INFINITE VOID THAT IS THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF YOUR VERY EXISTENCE COMES TO BASK IN CELESTIAL BODIES OF PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND ITS TRUE FORM THAT LIVES INSIDE YOUR TUMOROUS BRAIN BRING FORTH THE COW IT SPEAKS THE COW HAS SPOKEN FOR THEY ARE NOT DEAD THEY ARE NOT LIVING THEY CANNOT BE STOPPED RESISTANCE IS FUTILE IT IS YOU THE COW YOU ARE THE COW THE COW IS ONE ONE IS EVERYTHING BUT NOTHING IS ONE YOU ARE BUT ONE FOR ALL FOR NOTHING IS ALL PRAISE THE COW

  • @ona512
    @ona512 8 років тому +24

    Meh #3 wasn't that bad. It was actually pretty nice. No gore, no melodramatic instances, no distorted audio or slowed down music. It only used 666 and fourth walled that's it really.

    • @deadmaster9360
      @deadmaster9360 8 років тому +9

      Grammar, spelling....

    • @ona512
      @ona512 8 років тому +4

      Dead Master wah

  • @Jimmy-zu2ks
    @Jimmy-zu2ks 8 років тому +3

    To be honest, I wanna get back to listening to the "Good" creepypastas again. Your videos on the "Bad" creepypastas are funny and entertaining still. Keep up the good work man ;)

  • @tradgore2436
    @tradgore2436 8 років тому +58

    Mai Craepypusta: So 1 da i went to a store and got a used copy of SUPAH MARIOH GALAXYH so i got it open and made a new file. but it wasn't MARIO itwas Princess peaches and weegee with BLOOODDD (Oh mah god it soo scary) marioh was smiling. I sad "HAY DAT RLLY BAD BUT i need this story to be longer so i will just ignore it. So den mario came upon the toads. captain toad was quaiverin in FEAR and then mario punch small mushroom guy. "OH NOES MARIOH STAP SO I CAN PLAY SUPAH MARIOH GALAXYH" I said. so den he kept going and megaleg appeared. he KICKED EM IN DA BAWWLLLSSSSS and he fell, Bowser junior wif him. So den marioh cam in HYPER REALISTIC eyes and said "Game. Over"so then bowsah game and used SUPER MARIOH GIANT PETEY. but marioh used fiyah bawls to KICCCKK PETEY IN DA BAWWWWLLLSSSSSS. den bowsah backed away from mario and said "Y-You monster!" "I won't let you do this.. I won't le-AHHHH WHYY" bowsah fall into dank matter an die. Mario... why would he do this? I realised then and there, that THIS CREPPYPASTA IS STUPID BYE I'M DONE

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому +7

      Dank matter.
      I now want a Smoke Weed Everyday remix of the SMG Bowser battle theme.

    • @playahwon
      @playahwon 7 років тому +5

      9/10 SECOND BEST CREEPYPASTA TO EVER PASTA. AT LEAST IT'S SELF-AWARE.

    • @melaniemallette7735
      @melaniemallette7735 5 років тому +2

      Tradgore waaaw

  • @ps4fan794
    @ps4fan794 8 років тому +28

    The worst plot twist of a creepypasta is definitely Amazing World Of Gumball the grieving

    • @pokemonmaster2685
      @pokemonmaster2685 8 років тому +2

      yeah it is

    • @ShadeMeadows
      @ShadeMeadows 8 років тому +2

      what was it? xD

    • @pokemonmaster2685
      @pokemonmaster2685 8 років тому +3

      SHADE A.I Gaming Chamber the episode was the pilot but stranger

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 8 років тому +4

      I think that was one of the first "lost episode" creepypastas I've read and one of the first creepypastas I've ever read

  • @pkhydro2895
    @pkhydro2895 7 років тому +11

    Mario Kart Crash Dash: the hardest game in the entire series

  • @Alex-ji6ob
    @Alex-ji6ob 8 років тому +8

    I just wanna say thank for helping me realize how stupid I was for liking the 13th Hotel. SomeOrdinaryGamers made the story sound far better than it actually was.

  • @Bensinat
    @Bensinat 8 років тому +80

    Top 10 unnecessarily violent/gory creepypastas?

    • @samarium64
      @samarium64 8 років тому +1

      Yes!

    • @morklee631
      @morklee631 8 років тому +2

      YES PLS

    • @vilotdarkmanner6801
      @vilotdarkmanner6801 7 років тому +1

      Can't Live With Em JUST DO IT

    • @bigginger7417
      @bigginger7417 7 років тому +3

      Can't Live With Em most of the super popular ones would be on that list.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому

      +Can't Live With Em
      I have a feeling #1 will be DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD.

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio 8 років тому +11

    I keep reflexively moving forward in the video to avoid the badness, but it only gets worse

  • @froggyranger
    @froggyranger 8 років тому +14

    So, I ended up reading the author of #1's outburst and...hoo boy! Just when I thought that the actual story was incomprehensible.

    • @annigram
      @annigram 2 роки тому +1

      What is it? I’m genuinely intrigued and Trollpasta was sadly shut down.

    • @froggyranger
      @froggyranger 2 роки тому +3

      @@annigram All these years later, I genuinely can't remember

    • @acesamm
      @acesamm 11 місяців тому

      @@froggyranger so apparently #1 was put back up recently (idk how this works) but long story short the author was pretty upset that one the admins labeled the pasta as bad, and they took it a bit too personally. This was their first creepypasta and thought the admin was being a jerk (which to be fair the way the admin responded at the end was kinda annoying. People who speak passive aggressively like that should be slapped in the face in my opinion) and even said that other admins should die in a hole etcetc.
      Hope the author got their head straight at least.

  • @prnis7420
    @prnis7420 8 років тому +64

    Fun Fact: The 13th Hotel's author made the actual cutscene. It's on UA-cam.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +23

      Yeah, and it's just as stupid and non-scary as you'd expect it to be. I was surprised Hoodo didn't use clips from it in the video.

    • @peachrenard2320
      @peachrenard2320 8 років тому +11

      It's been far too long so I can't really remember it too well, but I recall the video giving me a chuckle or two for some reason...

    • @laggy3099
      @laggy3099 8 років тому +16

      At least he put forth SOME effort. Wish the same could be said for some of these stories...

    • @peachrenard2320
      @peachrenard2320 8 років тому +12

      Fat6amer Some of these stories I really hope are just people trolling. I always think that when I see a pasta that is a total atrocity. Sometimes stories are just so bad that it becomes terrifying to think that the person who wrote and meant for their story to be taken seriously lives on the same planet as us all. Lol, of course Hotel Mario isn't on that level on awful, and most stories aren't. But some are, and that is what true terror is made of. :P

    • @CoolausdtinDT
      @CoolausdtinDT 7 років тому +2

      I don't know, you can still see Mario blind even he has those black eyes.

  • @TheSkypetube
    @TheSkypetube 8 років тому +13

    It's a me WHA HA HIIIII.
    Super wahoo bros.

  • @archmybacula
    @archmybacula 8 років тому +65

    Top 10 Worst Legend of Zelda Creepypastas?

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +5

      Ooooh. Yes, please!

    • @gummy6489
      @gummy6489 8 років тому +7

      He should put Ben Drowned at #1 just to piss people off

    • @avimidi
      @avimidi 8 років тому +6

      HELL YEAH!

    • @darthfox45
      @darthfox45 8 років тому +5

      In time for "Breath of The Wild"?

    • @CoolausdtinDT
      @CoolausdtinDT 8 років тому +1

      To be fair that creepypasta is overrated. I mean don't get me wrong it's still good, it's just that people praise it WAY to much.

  • @MintyZedGrimes
    @MintyZedGrimes 8 років тому +14

    Dude you should do bad pokemon creepypastas :'D Some of them get so horrible.
    These readings are always so funny, thank you for making these videos!

    • @deadmaster9360
      @deadmaster9360 8 років тому +2

      I have yet to read a good Pokemon creepypasta...

    • @fdw1977
      @fdw1977 8 років тому +1

      if you want to see 10 good ones Hoodo made a list for christmas

    • @ShelbyTv
      @ShelbyTv 8 років тому +1

      +Dead Master Lavender Town syndrome is good

    • @skipfire00
      @skipfire00 5 років тому

      (I know this comment was made 3 years ago) Yo tbh, I love reading Pokepastas, mainly because they're so terrible. its entertaining.

    • @skipfire00
      @skipfire00 5 років тому

      @@deadmaster9360 I thought "Bright Summer's Day" and "Sweater Weather" were pretty good

  • @TheSuperNyx
    @TheSuperNyx 8 років тому +16

    Hoodoo... Why did you choose Trollpastas?

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +25

      He didn't. These were written with serious intent. They're on the Trollpasta wiki because when a story is especially awful, it often gets deleted from the Creepypasta wiki and moved over there.

    • @TheSuperNyx
      @TheSuperNyx 8 років тому +5

      Samantha Port Had no idea. Thanks

  • @Vix225
    @Vix225 7 років тому +6

    In the last one i litraly laughed cuz he bought stickerstar on the eshop and it turns out its "haunted"

  • @skippymcflippynipsoldchann9983
    @skippymcflippynipsoldchann9983 7 років тому +8

    The Mario party hell one or whatever should've been called Mario petey

  • @fawfulbenivictor5556
    @fawfulbenivictor5556 8 років тому +16

    I was eating spaghetti while listening

  • @niklasfelder28
    @niklasfelder28 8 років тому +9

    you forgot to count one Blood! Peach on the pipe.

  • @thatguywiththekobolds563
    @thatguywiththekobolds563 8 років тому +6

    i like the two part format, and if its easy for you thats always good.

  • @mrmubbz4452
    @mrmubbz4452 7 років тому +6

    You missed one blood for the blood count princess was there waving then disappeared and blood was on the pipe no text or the number didn't change on blood count

  • @MewtwoShadowFNaFGirl
    @MewtwoShadowFNaFGirl 7 років тому +6

    No I don't consider number 5 to be good at all. The only good thing that comes from these Shittypastas is how hilariously bad they are. They are badly written and have way to many cliches that either makes you roll your eyes or just stop listening or reading. The worse thing the Authors can do is have themselves get killed in the story. I mean if the Author is dead then how was he able to write the story ? I guess that will never be answered.

  • @gen9625
    @gen9625 8 років тому +6

    Luigi only wants Mom's spaghetti.

  • @GenreChowderStudios
    @GenreChowderStudios 8 років тому

    I'd say do the two videos as opposed to the single vid. My preference as of now is the longer, single vid (mostly because I often work while I have these on in the background, and one vid is just easier), but I can already see the improvements this newer way has to offer. It seemed like you had a bit more energy all throughout. I know how tiring it can be to create a lot of content in more or less one go, even if you love it, so I'm putting my vote for the multi-part videos. I look forward to seeing even more improvements in your videos if you chose the multi-part path. :D
    Enjoyed the presentation very much. Keep up the good work~

  • @AiraRia
    @AiraRia 8 років тому +6

    No Mario ejaculating on peoples phones in this video? Disapointed...
    Just kidding :D Honestly though, I have lost all faith in gaming creepypastas, especially when they are about Nintendo.
    Brilliant video :)

  • @zbfoxfire2487
    @zbfoxfire2487 5 років тому +4

    The first story is almost as scary as the actual Hotel Mario. An achievement, to say the least.

  • @zaedin1
    @zaedin1 6 років тому +4

    #13: When MK8 Does not have patches to fix bugs
    #12: Cannibal Mario Maker
    #11: The Origins of WarioWare Inc. (also game-jacking)
    #10: That one where everyone commits suicide because Bowser tried to capture them
    #9: Mario comes to LIFE?
    #8: Luigi’s Time to Shine
    #7: Mario Drowned
    #6: This Creepy Pasta is Not Safe for Work
    #5: A Mother Fucking Hotel Mario Creepy-Pasta
    #4: Mario Kart Death Race
    #3: Mario Party Drowned (yep, it is so unoriginal I can’t come up with a better title)
    #2: How Daddy Sakurai Ended Waluigi’s hopes of being in Smash Bros (oh wait)
    #1: How one guy scammed another guy with a cursed Mario ROM (it is so bad)

  • @franekszostak6776
    @franekszostak6776 7 років тому +1

    The Hotel Mario Scene Where The Mine Saying: This Mine Is Mine
    Reminds Me Of The Mine Song Start.
    This MailBox Is Mine

  • @orangesodawithnoice3189
    @orangesodawithnoice3189 8 років тому +16

    hoodo do a karaoke of the super mario brothers super show

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +3

      Sounds like prime fapping material.

    • @whoopsnotanymore7621
      @whoopsnotanymore7621 8 років тому +4

      I agree with your statement! I'd get my dick out for that. Although it's already out for Harambe.

    • @antisfoxes
      @antisfoxes 8 років тому

      how about we just burn the song or show with fire instead?

  • @DuccDoesADoot
    @DuccDoesADoot 6 років тому +1

    1:36
    Caption: Just a flesh wound.
    Me: *’TWAS JUST A FLESH WOUND*

  • @shadic1988
    @shadic1988 7 років тому +6

    I can't believe you found some worst than blood whistle. Blood Whistle is top tier garbage

    • @shadic1988
      @shadic1988 7 років тому +2

      And the gameplay, I can't blame you because I've gotten a game over in World 1-1 of Mario Bros. 1.

  • @syverah_nahja4047
    @syverah_nahja4047 8 років тому +4

    that intro song tho, that was my jam back in the day

  • @creepypastagirlxoxo980
    @creepypastagirlxoxo980 8 років тому +28

    I plan on writing a pasta myself and when that day comes prepare for shit...

    • @ShelbyTv
      @ShelbyTv 8 років тому +6

      same

    • @vilotdarkmanner6801
      @vilotdarkmanner6801 7 років тому +1

      Creepypastagirl Xoxo I'm writing one bassed on a dream I had

    • @playahwon
      @playahwon 7 років тому

      Has that day come yet?

  • @nologicneeded1476
    @nologicneeded1476 5 років тому +2

    I was only scared when the words, "Paper Mario Sticker Star" were uttered

  • @ThatAnnoyingBird
    @ThatAnnoyingBird 8 років тому +5

    All of the grammar errors in #1 sounds like it's done ironically. No way in hell someone can be that terrible

  • @tony_dogs
    @tony_dogs 8 років тому +2

    Loved the video, Dennis. Keep it up, man. Love ya.

  • @dead-yv2ws
    @dead-yv2ws 8 років тому +53

    do a top ten cringe worthy creepypastas

  • @mwk_powerlifting
    @mwk_powerlifting 8 років тому

    Turned on notifications for your videos finally now! Love them man :3

  • @phoogles189
    @phoogles189 8 років тому +6

    do a "help me" count

  • @mgraye8246
    @mgraye8246 8 років тому

    oh, man, these videos have been making my days so much brighter!

  • @at_witts_end3470
    @at_witts_end3470 8 років тому +7

    You missed a blood in the Hotel Mario story.

  • @CaptainAtria
    @CaptainAtria 6 років тому +2

    A note on the Hotel Mario one: Future creepypasta authors, PRE-RENDERED CUTSCENES DO NOT GLITCH! Same with anything that is not programmed. Only code glitches normally, otherwise it's probably the hardware's fault!

  • @CourtneyHaleMeow
    @CourtneyHaleMeow 8 років тому +5

    The scary part is the horrible writing...

  • @FranboiseSenpai
    @FranboiseSenpai 7 років тому +1

    The 13th Hotel creepypasta is a pretty well known one for some reason, maybe because Mullet Mike talked about it in one of his Creepy Gaming episode

  • @Eggscramblercomms
    @Eggscramblercomms 8 років тому +4

    Where are you getting these pastas that all of them are written in comic fucking sans?

  • @shortstack9895
    @shortstack9895 5 років тому +1

    Here's my Mario Creepypasta: I met Mario last night. Which would be great except it was 3:00 Am. His last name is Gonzalez. He Broke through the window and Stared directly into my eyes. Mario let out a bloodcurdling scream, shot me in the kneecaps, and stole all of my valuables. Then I realized that wasn't the Mario we all knew and loved, it was just Gonzalez.

  • @SwissAlboblah
    @SwissAlboblah 8 років тому +5

    You missed a blood count

  • @colegolden9855
    @colegolden9855 5 років тому +1

    3:27 you forgot a blood on the counting thing

  • @dragonempress8367
    @dragonempress8367 8 років тому +3

    XD you killed him, good job.

  • @edengardenis
    @edengardenis 6 років тому +1

    It's so hilarious how most of these stories are poorly written, and then I see *GRAMMARLY* ads

  • @HallowIsSmol
    @HallowIsSmol 8 років тому +14

    Hey, I have a teeny request for you. Can you please make a top 10 ROBLOX creepypasta video? It would be cool for me and I'm sure other people.

  • @thenightranger987
    @thenightranger987 6 років тому +1

    I think it’s funny how I remember more about the games being played in the background rather than the creepypastas.

  • @puns8994
    @puns8994 8 років тому +3

    RAYMAN: WHY GOD?!?!?!?!?! WHY DID YOU MADE ME IN THIS CREEPYPASTA?

  • @beautifulcolorsaj1411
    @beautifulcolorsaj1411 8 років тому

    Tbh you need a million more subs. Trust me, your really funny tbh XD

  • @lenlordofknowledge
    @lenlordofknowledge 8 років тому +3

    I personally prefer the longer videos

  • @olot2801
    @olot2801 8 років тому +4

    I don;t know if these Creepypasta writer knows this, but blood, on its own, isn't scary. You can make it scary through clever storytelling, but you just can't expect your audience to go "Ooohh, blood is in a place where there usually isn't blood! spoopy!"

  • @abolexer1178
    @abolexer1178 8 років тому +3

    hi hoodo, excited about the gorillaz new album?

  • @sockman42
    @sockman42 6 років тому +1

    "My GameCube was smoking." Cuz ya know GameCubes love that weed

  • @green93
    @green93 8 років тому +10

    You forgot Jeff the killer that's the best mario creepypasta

  • @YeetemUpper
    @YeetemUpper 2 роки тому +1

    3:36 “Saying more demonic talking.”
    HoodoHoodlumsRevenge: SAYING MORE DEMONIC TALKING?!?!

  • @thebrandonmaster2
    @thebrandonmaster2 7 років тому +1

    When I heard the Super Mario Bros. Super Show theme playing at the beginning I was happy.

  • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan
    @CheeseburgerFreedomMan 8 років тому +53

    Intro song gave me cancer

    • @robocup357
      @robocup357 8 років тому +16

      I liked that show when I was younger lol

    • @ShelbyTv
      @ShelbyTv 8 років тому +11

      stop joking about cancer. fucknut

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому +5

      +Shelby The Yandere
      Little played out, right?

    • @SuperZach2005
      @SuperZach2005 7 років тому

      Cheeseburger Freedom Man a cheeseburger is covered in BLOOD

    • @spacelemonss
      @spacelemonss 7 років тому +4

      I liked the song.. no wonder you only have 10 likes.

  • @heroawesome8495
    @heroawesome8495 8 років тому

    Hey I really like this new format where u split the videos in two parts. I think you should reserve long videos for subscriber milestone specials tho.

  • @smashbros379ful
    @smashbros379ful 8 років тому +1

    You're welcome hoodo.
    I was as lost in these stories as much as you were, if not more

  • @KUORVIDUS
    @KUORVIDUS 8 років тому

    I wish you would upload more videos because they always put a smile on my face and always manage to make me laugh.

  • @dontyouhateitwhen...8312
    @dontyouhateitwhen...8312 5 років тому

    *"Mario Kart Crash"*
    No joke, I remember when my younger cousin owning the Mario Kart 64 game and claiming that he once saw Wario holding his decapitated head after seeing the 4th place ceremony cutscene.He kept claiming it was real to the point where he even wrote a creepypasta about it. That story reminded me of that.

  • @azsfloette9153
    @azsfloette9153 8 років тому +1

    For the Hotel Mario one, the bugged-out game play was much scarier than the actual creepypasta.

    • @kojekotake4524
      @kojekotake4524 5 років тому

      Throws master ball

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine Місяць тому

      Master Balls don't work on already owned Pokémon.

  • @ruggiebuggie3195
    @ruggiebuggie3195 3 роки тому +1

    Good Creepypastas: "The game was demonic because of a mysterious back story that I'm trying to piece together as I play. "
    Bad Creepypastas: "The game was demonic because this is a Creepypasta."

    • @emeraldhillzone1992
      @emeraldhillzone1992 Рік тому

      AND THEN THERE WAS BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! MY CALCULATOR SAID 666 AND DEMONS ATE MY WAFFLES I WAS SO SCARERERE I DIE
      -also bad creepypastas

  • @adalinemarie113
    @adalinemarie113 8 років тому +1

    I like the split list format. and id be totally fine with it being the new norm if that's what you prefer (it is _your_ channel after all)

  • @bukachell
    @bukachell 4 роки тому +1

    i can't believe super mario quit his job in plumbing to simp

  • @MrDickusob
    @MrDickusob 6 років тому +1

    The only reason raymond (rayman) threw it out was because he thought mario was stealing all of the fame.

  • @mrlevinielsen
    @mrlevinielsen 8 років тому

    Hoodoo. Are you gonna do any more Scare Hoodoo videos? Those videos were rad.

  • @flowedrea
    @flowedrea 6 років тому +2

    i want to read the author outburst again but the trollpasta wiki is closed ;-;

  • @cfruge444
    @cfruge444 8 років тому +2

    #5. Missed one for the blood count.
    *Also, where were MARIO, I Hate You!, and A Haunting Most Mario?*

    • @kirbhoward2125
      @kirbhoward2125 6 років тому

      cfruge444 I Hate You! is meant to be satire.

  • @stevusbrevus4362
    @stevusbrevus4362 5 років тому +1

    9:05 Y O U R D E D T O M E .

  • @bigshow196
    @bigshow196 8 років тому

    Mario: I have to go to this condemned wall
    Letter: But Mario, you ARE condemned
    and then mario....was..a...ZOMBIE!

  • @killmaimflay
    @killmaimflay 8 років тому

    "Hello everyone, welcome to the-" *Tries to click the worst cliches reccomendation* "Dead Luigi."
    HELLO EVERYONE, WELCOME TO THE DEAD LUIGI!

  • @heneedsloveoooh
    @heneedsloveoooh 7 років тому

    "I was listening to a creepypasta-" "of course you were..."