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    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker and Milton Jones.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 6 | BBC
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 231

  • @tirthasimanta2608
    @tirthasimanta2608 5 років тому +708

    The island sea bridge one got me lmao

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 років тому +44

      The look on his face sells it so well

  • @vespien2056
    @vespien2056 5 років тому +218

    laughed way too hard at Milton's catapillar joke. . 😂😂

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 роки тому +9

      It was so weird and adorable at the same time!

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 3 роки тому +4

      You can't laugh too hard at that

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 6 місяців тому

      fun fact, it wouldn't work - caterpillars don't just grow wings when they pupate, they completely dissolve inside the chrysallis!

  • @modsmum
    @modsmum 5 років тому +181

    "No, everyone's dead" that really made me laugh out loud.

  • @aussievapezaussievapez__3320
    @aussievapezaussievapez__3320 5 років тому +44

    Milton’s unbelievably funny, but that last joke buffalo painting his picture killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @LouseGrouse
    @LouseGrouse 5 років тому +297

    Milton stole this one. Fun jokes from everyone but he's just brill.

  • @davidlance5310
    @davidlance5310 5 років тому +361

    Milton’s first joke is actually commentary about next year also 0:59 is Outnumbered’s alternate ending

    • @Aro_dynamic46
      @Aro_dynamic46 5 років тому +3

      David Lance THATS where he’s from! I knew I’d seen him somewhere!

    • @centosx6643
      @centosx6643 5 років тому +1

      Second joke*

    • @TheStephrules
      @TheStephrules 5 років тому +1

      Milton? Don't you mean Hugh?

    • @davidlance5310
      @davidlance5310 5 років тому +2

      Steph Hulme I said Milton’s & Hugh’s

    • @jaspermccarthy1436
      @jaspermccarthy1436 4 роки тому +1

      David Lance I mean you were mostly right. Welcome to 2020 everyone!

  • @Showtime_1509
    @Showtime_1509 5 років тому +101

    ‘There’s no food or medicine but we had a referendum so we have to get on with it’ Gold 😂🔥💯

  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below 5 років тому +115

    That eating in the bush joke by Tom Allen is quality.

    • @adaml5796
      @adaml5796 5 років тому +15

      Nick Currie it’s painfully obvious and has been made every time this category has come up

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 5 років тому +7

      @@adaml5796 so what it was funny

    • @Beanbag777
      @Beanbag777 4 роки тому +2

      Gay jokes ........ yawn

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 роки тому +8

      @@Beanbag777 poor you

    • @Beanbag777
      @Beanbag777 4 роки тому

      Romain Savioz who are you anyway

  • @Izzy-pb7kj
    @Izzy-pb7kj 5 років тому +40

    “No, everyone’s dead”
    Killed me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jellyslopefall572
    @jellyslopefall572 4 роки тому +29

    My entry:
    It was boiling hot today, so I decided the best way to overcome it was to strip bare naked and find the coldest place I could find. That’s why I was thrown out of the freezer at Tesco

  • @187Clemens
    @187Clemens 5 років тому +118

    Ed Byrne starting to look like James May - Milton is just so funny

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 5 років тому +714

    Milton needs to be permanent

  • @lukethomas658
    @lukethomas658 3 роки тому +27

    Wonder if Milton is waiting out COVID back on his home planet....

  • @pritamdebnath5656
    @pritamdebnath5656 5 років тому +86

    Almost all the jokes from the red shirt guy got me. LOl

    • @ee1085
      @ee1085 5 років тому +16

      Milton :)

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 4 роки тому +3

      milton is iconic

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 4 роки тому +2

      Milton Jones, if you want to find more of his stuff.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 роки тому +3

      His jokes are so innocent and weird, really like it!

  • @evano486
    @evano486 5 років тому +127

    The thumbnail looks like a really weird slam poetry set

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 років тому +179

    ''Living off nothing but dead beatles? Yoko Ono is a veteran in that''

  • @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699
    @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699 4 роки тому +21

    Irish bullfrog is ready to mate but his buzzing sound... And then the guy instinctively pressed the buzzer! Hilarious! 😆

    • @clickrick
      @clickrick 3 роки тому +3

      "the guy" being Dara, and it's not instinctive, it's the format of that round.
      Other than that, good effort.

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +35

    Here’s my own version of Milton’s penultimate joke:
    Remember, the cat’s natural predator...is the cucumber.

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph Рік тому

      You eat cat meat with cucumber?

  • @orlandobuckland4794
    @orlandobuckland4794 3 роки тому +5

    Duck and pancake one got me

  • @Jchathe
    @Jchathe 4 роки тому +10

    Milton’s mind is amazing!

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 3 роки тому +7

    Don't you just hate when a water buffalo just starts drawing you...

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 3 роки тому +7

    Milton is a treasure!!!

  • @brianedwards7142
    @brianedwards7142 3 роки тому +5

    I laughed so hard at the kite joke I nearly blacked out.

  • @boozytheelf3893
    @boozytheelf3893 3 роки тому +7

    The water buffalo one, very random 😜

  • @mrlenny8135
    @mrlenny8135 3 роки тому +9

    Milton Jones comedy is incredible.

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 роки тому +7

    Magnificent Milton and Hilarious Hugh.

  • @nedim_guitar
    @nedim_guitar 4 роки тому +7

    Milton Jones! The first joke did it for me.

  • @imid3440
    @imid3440 4 роки тому +11

    the caterpillar joke 😂

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 2 роки тому +6

    My suggestion:
    "I have been living in sweltering conditions for the last month and even after several drinks of water, I am still running out of breath. I told you it was a bad idea to hold the World Cup in Qatar."

  • @ruthless3253
    @ruthless3253 5 років тому +7

    The kite one killed me.

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 6 місяців тому +1

    1:06 my thoughts at every survival show...
    (except for Alone, of course!)

  • @ryanniv1851
    @ryanniv1851 2 роки тому +5

    I laughed way harder than I should've done at the first one 😂🤣😭

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 2 роки тому +7

    "Well tonight I will be eating in the bush, which is a first for me"
    Best one!

  • @danielwallace9415
    @danielwallace9415 5 років тому +42

    I'm a simple man. I see Milton Jones, I click like.

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean42 4 роки тому +7

    When Milton's joke is repeated excessively "everybody's dead dave"

  • @sankalpachakma
    @sankalpachakma 5 років тому +46

    Ed cut his hair.

    • @KT926
      @KT926 5 років тому +1

      I didn't know he was there when the video first started. I only noticed when he stepped forward to do his first one :O

    • @khaitranngoc4176
      @khaitranngoc4176 4 роки тому +1

      What was that cut?

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +16

    "THEY HAD *BEAR GRYLLS"*

  • @thatkidwiththehoodie
    @thatkidwiththehoodie 5 років тому +6

    Sophie's Bear Grylls joke made this for me, ngl xD

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 років тому +5

    Well, Ed did indeed call it.

  • @somerandomgay8550
    @somerandomgay8550 3 роки тому +2

    Milton is the best

  • @seldonwright4345
    @seldonwright4345 4 роки тому +3

    On the beach. Catching crabs.
    From Tracy.

  • @joewhite22
    @joewhite22 5 років тому +7

    Maybe it's just my sense of humour but Hugh is nearly always the best one at these. And he was again here.

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 роки тому

      Not maybe. There are plenty of people who find Milton the most funny.
      What makes you laugh and what makes you angry are utterly subjective.

  • @kathis6840
    @kathis6840 2 місяці тому

    The rare Irish bullfrog 😂😂😂

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 5 років тому +33

    "Don't worry about it, no one is going to see this."

  • @matthewmcdermott6742
    @matthewmcdermott6742 5 років тому +10

    1:24 best one

  • @rebelraccoon9018
    @rebelraccoon9018 5 років тому +63

    Who's the new addition? She's hilarious.

    • @epsilonalpha2430
      @epsilonalpha2430 5 років тому +8

      Amanda Cor she wasn't though. She was mildly amusing but not really that funny

    • @tollyt7465
      @tollyt7465 5 років тому +11

      Sophie Duker..

    • @amandinecouot8971
      @amandinecouot8971 5 років тому +22

      Sophie Duker, she's amazing!! Like, actually really awesome. If you have a chance go see her live because she's hilarious and loves interacting with her audience. She hosts a comedy night called Wacky Racists every month in London, it's such a good night!! So happy to see her there, she so deserves it

    • @Doorisessa
      @Doorisessa 5 років тому +24

      @@epsilonalpha2430 Oh no, someone has a different sense of humour and finds different things funny. It's almost as if there's an element of subjectivity to what is and is not funny.

    • @epsilonalpha2430
      @epsilonalpha2430 5 років тому

      @@Doorisessa well there is a subjectivity to what is and isn't funny. For example jokes about cancer aren't funny. But are you telling me to some people they are?

  • @x_8643
    @x_8643 5 років тому +2

    The barbecue joke was the best

  • @anxiousperson3325
    @anxiousperson3325 5 років тому +5

    at least they took out the emoticons

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 роки тому +1

    I love how most of the comments are about Milton Jones.

  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis 5 років тому +10

    Oh Milton... you otter pancake, you

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +2

    I’ve been in the dragon’s den for over a month now, and how unlucky for me to tell you, I’m out.

  • @bluebear1985
    @bluebear1985 5 років тому +2

    One word:
    "Taxi!"

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 4 роки тому +1

      When we crash landed on this island I never would have guessed it would finally get me on Cash Cab.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +3

    Oh no a plane, let’s hide

  • @chickenchaser125cc9
    @chickenchaser125cc9 5 років тому +37

    Ducks natural predator is the pancake?

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 років тому +8

      Yeah, I have to admit that's perhaps the first one from Milton that went over my head.

    • @LOLrigole
      @LOLrigole 5 років тому +35

      Beijing duck in pancakes is a well-loved Chinese dish. :)

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 років тому +4

      @@LOLrigole I figured it was something related to Chinese food with the ducks.

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 5 років тому +3

      @@LOLrigole Is it popular enough in the UK to get that reference?

    • @SpeedwagonZaidan
      @SpeedwagonZaidan 5 років тому +11

      It is a very unlikely thing to hear on a survival show if you ask me.

  • @timothygraham4304
    @timothygraham4304 4 роки тому +1

    Was this on telly? I don't remember seeing this.

  • @thebeaniekip
    @thebeaniekip 5 років тому +5

    We're going eat this plant oi Dave pass the salt and vinegar

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand. Olly olly oxen free, oh you’re right there.

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 3 роки тому

      One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand... but only one will survive.

  • @matteop700
    @matteop700 4 роки тому +1

    0:50 And that actually happened

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +2

    So I’m ready to survive on this deserted island, but first let me get my things out of my hotel room.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    I’ve been living near Broadway surviving on the streets because of School of Rock not being on Broadway anymore. So it looks like I’ll have to do what my family and everyone else wants me to do, and go see hamilton.

  • @Me-fo1kk
    @Me-fo1kk 4 роки тому +1

    The one in the bright shirt has it right this time. Every one of follows that other first of...brilliant

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 роки тому

      The one with birds on his shirt? That’s Milton Jones.

  • @CyberLx
    @CyberLx 5 років тому +3

    No everyone is dead!

  • @taswick223
    @taswick223 5 років тому +20

    Don’t get why people are complaining about the women. I thought they were pretty funny and even if you didn’t find them funny they hardly said anything.

    • @ThinLynottFan
      @ThinLynottFan 5 років тому +2

      That worms joke though

    • @taswick223
      @taswick223 5 років тому +6

      Michael McGrath it’s two women, who to some are funny. There have been plenty of unfunny men on the show I just don’t think it’s a big deal having two women on the show. If they were obnoxiously unfunny I’d have a different opinion but they’re not that bad

    • @Death2AllGaming
      @Death2AllGaming 5 років тому

      @@taswick223 yeah and those unfunny men dont get invited back

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 роки тому +3

      @@MichaelM28 It's utterly subjective. Ask your wife if she thinks the woman were funny.
      Angela has produced some pretty funny lines. More importantly, she is much better now than she was the first time she was on.
      Again.. its utterly subjective anyway.

  • @skinkscat
    @skinkscat 3 роки тому +1

    im starting to really like milton

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 4 роки тому +1

    What's the connection between ducks and pancakes?

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 4 роки тому +2

      The pancake is the duck's natural predator.

    • @KonradZielinski
      @KonradZielinski 4 роки тому +2

      I believe its a reference to a Chinese dish called Peking duck.

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind23 5 років тому

    "Bring on the wall!"

  • @MaleahsDiary
    @MaleahsDiary 5 років тому +10

    🤗WHOEVER IS READING THIS, I hope you have a peaceful day🤗 (Please don't click on my face. I'm a germaphobe.)

    • @HoneyMochi
      @HoneyMochi 4 роки тому +1

      That's....not how it works....

  • @jonathanfraser321
    @jonathanfraser321 4 роки тому

    So, the pub's just round the next rock then

  • @Rebecca-fs2rg
    @Rebecca-fs2rg 5 років тому +1

    look at her foot at 3:27, you ca see where the went between cuts

    • @borednow
      @borednow 5 років тому

      good catch

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 роки тому

      Thanks for that.
      I have known for a long time that, in general, the comedians do not actually rush to the microphone so close after the previous one, but that it is cut to keep the broadcast flowing.
      This is the first time I actually see some evidence of the editing.

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому

      @@dozog I've been to one of the recordings, the amount of editing was quite surprising. Around three hours of material gets cut down into a 28 minute programme. They cut out a lot of jokes that don't get much of a reaction (even though the audience is told to laugh, even if they don't get the joke or think it's funny) or if the comedian cocks up the delivery.

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 роки тому

      @@gwishart I would have a serious problem being in the audience, laughing at stuff that isn't half funny.
      It's probably funnier if you don't know "how the sausage is made"

  • @1956ernie
    @1956ernie 3 роки тому

    Why isn't this show on BBC America?

  • @AtlasFox
    @AtlasFox 5 років тому +1

    0:43 - best one

  • @benjaminsmith3080
    @benjaminsmith3080 3 роки тому

    It was harrowing.

  • @jonicthedgehog
    @jonicthedgehog Рік тому

    TONIGHT ON I'M A CELEBRITY, GLORIA GAYNOR JOIN'S THE JUNGLE, PROCLAIMING-

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 2 роки тому +1

    Sophie Duker is very cute

  • @GyrlBlaque
    @GyrlBlaque 5 років тому +5

    I didn't get the duck and pancake joke. 🤔

    • @elanya42
      @elanya42 5 років тому +2

      Peking duck

  • @ROY57ON
    @ROY57ON 5 років тому +7

    Huh a Mock the Week video in my recommended, it's been so long since I watched the show.
    *Only laughs at Ed Byrne and Hugh Dennis*
    Oh yeah, that's why...

  • @MrSupertom09
    @MrSupertom09 5 років тому +16

    They should find new topics 🧐

    • @joewhite22
      @joewhite22 5 років тому +5

      They should do one for "Things too unbroadcastable to say on Mock the Week". That would be interesting to see.

    • @themightykenwynejones7353
      @themightykenwynejones7353 5 років тому +4

      @@joewhite22 They'd have to get Frankie back for it

    • @Death2AllGaming
      @Death2AllGaming 5 років тому

      @@joewhite22 well they cant mention race, being gay or women, so theres not a lot left

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 роки тому +1

      @@Death2AllGaming Some people complain that there are too many gay, feminism and black jokes.

  • @michaelhills8516
    @michaelhills8516 3 роки тому

    they missed or didn't do a joke about survivor show or the donner party.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    Remember to escape quicksand, swim out of it.

  • @chrisobiora7399
    @chrisobiora7399 5 років тому +10

    its supposed to be a survival show....but most of these are David Attenborough impressions

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 роки тому +1

      Its supposed to be "unlikely things to hear.... " so if they are David Attenborough impressions.. they are on target.

  • @pharbolsdsmack
    @pharbolsdsmack 3 роки тому

    Didn't get the duck and pancake joke... help anyone?

    • @TrondBørgeKrokli
      @TrondBørgeKrokli Рік тому

      Sorry that nobody replied sooner. It is basically a surrealistic joke, saying something unexpected and pretty unbelievable from a scientific viewpoint. To my taste, the best joke in this video.

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph 10 місяців тому

      ​@@TrondBørgeKrokli almost. While it is surreal, it's not entirely random. It's a reference to duck pancakes you sometimes get at Chinese restaurants.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 роки тому

    ''What you in the background isn't mosquito's it's actually hidden speakers with recordings of high pitched farts''

  • @postdesign1034
    @postdesign1034 3 роки тому +1

    She's funny isn't she?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +3

    I can’t be out in the jungle with all of my expensive clothing and I have to stay clean. I’m a celebrity, get me out of here.

  • @anfal8945
    @anfal8945 5 років тому

    I don’t get the buzzing can someone explain

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 5 років тому +1

      "I think it's because the host work the buzzer is Irish and she's making fun of him wanting to mate when he hits the buzzer."
      But don't quote me...
      Alright who quoted me?!

  • @yashthakur386
    @yashthakur386 4 роки тому +1

    Who's the guy in Hawaii shirt?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +2

      Milton Jones

  • @benjaminbehan5782
    @benjaminbehan5782 3 роки тому +1

    We will now test our survival skills on eating so called food in this vegan restaurant

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому

    It’s been over a year since everyone has been home because of the coronavirus. We have not been able to go out of our homes to do anything. The only thing we can do is be bored at home until it’s over.

    • @Riley-ft7xw
      @Riley-ft7xw 4 роки тому +2

      It's not been over a year

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 5 років тому

    How many buzzing sound jokes are there going to be?

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 5 років тому

      only as much as bear Grylls

  • @pauls478
    @pauls478 Рік тому

    0:44 - not seeing a problem here - the strategy worked for Joe Biden. :)

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    It’s already been five games in the National Football League, and already one team is reigned superior due to favoritism. But the question is when are the patriots going onto Super Bowl 54 already?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    I’m voting myself out of the show

  • @conordarcy4663
    @conordarcy4663 4 роки тому

    Dara I'm disappoint to see theres still no fáda in your name

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 5 років тому +5

    too much bear grylls references

  • @paulforryan4253
    @paulforryan4253 5 років тому +9

    I dont get why everyone loves Milton Jones he just says random things with a deadpan expression.

    • @themightykenwynejones7353
      @themightykenwynejones7353 5 років тому

      He's decent with delivery, but looks much better compared to the other crappy guests.

    • @joewhite22
      @joewhite22 5 років тому +4

      I think he's funnier when he stops trying to be so wacky. Sometimes he puts too much wackiness into his delivery and for me it detracts from the joke.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 років тому +5

      His style is more reminiscent of bygone comedy acts like Chaplin, the Marx brothers, 3 Stooges and Laurel and Hardy - not everything needs to be especially smart to be funny.
      What you call random often has relevance to the subject being discussed, but in an offhand barely connected way designed to take you by surprise.
      Sure its not for everyone, but as you noticed it clearly works for many commenters here.

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 роки тому +7

      If you think they are random things, i am gonna say you don't get the jokes.
      His humor is largely based on a different perspective on reality.
      He leads you with a premise, then inverts your assumption with his punchline.
      It may not be your style, in the same way some people don't laugh every time a penis or a tit is the punchline.

  • @mstevenjones6811
    @mstevenjones6811 3 роки тому +8

    The girl in the red is the most unfunny person ever to be on the show

  • @BlackbirdSJ
    @BlackbirdSJ 5 років тому +6

    Yo can i just switch to creative for like 2 seconds?

  • @calach2924
    @calach2924 4 роки тому +1

    The biggest joke is you expect us to pay for this

  • @markthompson7722
    @markthompson7722 3 роки тому

    tell me when i should laugh

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 3 роки тому +1

    0:45 sounds like Biden's 2020 campaign