Satina Wants a Glass of Water (Pilot)

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  • @Mel-ll3wr
    @Mel-ll3wr 5 років тому +5676

    Its like a cat, you give them a toy... But they want a box.

    • @rileigh289
      @rileigh289 5 років тому +107

      Jokes on you, my cat wants a towel.

    • @YappingOneTrick
      @YappingOneTrick 5 років тому +71

      Jokes on you, my cats wants a toilet

    • @phoenix4896
      @phoenix4896 5 років тому +54

      Jokes on you, my cat loves being petted

    • @Ana-lv2el
      @Ana-lv2el 5 років тому +105

      Jokes on you, *I don't even have a cat*

    • @NotNicot
      @NotNicot 5 років тому +49

      Jokes on you my cat is dead...
      It's a joke by the way

  • @osblarg
    @osblarg 4 роки тому +3174

    At the end Lucia is looking at her like "those are definitely her human genes"

  • @samueleveleigh2767
    @samueleveleigh2767 5 років тому +19845

    i think everyone is forgetting that this guy went to hell and back for his daughter
    10/10 dad of the year

    • @casda5226
      @casda5226 5 років тому +260

      Its ture

    • @red-tz6jh
      @red-tz6jh 5 років тому +176

      Likes are at 69, I'm not gonna like

    • @maxaphobic7255
      @maxaphobic7255 5 років тому +60

      @@red-tz6jh now it's 420 ;)

    • @yellya
      @yellya 5 років тому +36

      Literally

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 5 років тому +19

      Mr Miner uhhhhhh 666 likes

  • @JDubs1464
    @JDubs1464 3 роки тому +2559

    I love how even Lucia is just in absolute disgust at her daughter eating the glass

  • @lCANTBREATHE
    @lCANTBREATHE 5 років тому +6751

    The fact that Satina's mother said "Jesus Christ" is just way too odd and funny.

  • @respectfullytrashed4385
    @respectfullytrashed4385 4 роки тому +6972

    Everybody gangsta till the demon says “Jesus Christ”

  • @TheVladdracula1
    @TheVladdracula1 5 років тому +13198

    Female Satan and Dave from accounting.
    Best pairing ever.

    • @amber5539
      @amber5539 5 років тому +297

      Best fanfiction.

    • @darkninja2992
      @darkninja2992 5 років тому +347

      He is a man with good tastes

    • @telenisis
      @telenisis 5 років тому +85

      No r34

    • @trini.two3604
      @trini.two3604 5 років тому +85

      @@telenisis *You Jinxed it,Hope it doesnt get worse from here*

    • @telenisis
      @telenisis 5 років тому +20

      @@trini.two3604 check

  • @Ricky-ce3jo
    @Ricky-ce3jo 3 роки тому +1256

    Everyone: "How did Dave get Lucia?"
    Me: "Why are they not together anymore?"

    • @aguywithalotofopinions412
      @aguywithalotofopinions412 3 роки тому +230

      I get the feeling that they were never really together and it was more of a one time thing with unforeseen consequences

    • @Ricky-ce3jo
      @Ricky-ce3jo 3 роки тому +81

      @@aguywithalotofopinions412 that's a good interpretation, I'm not sure though

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 2 роки тому +74

      @@aguywithalotofopinions412 One time, except every time Lucia has a few too many drinks she calls him up.

    • @Jazker_da_thief
      @Jazker_da_thief 2 роки тому +111

      I think they are still together, but She's just a bossy wife

    • @jamber985
      @jamber985 2 роки тому +27

      They took her in the divorce, *Freeman!*

  • @thecosmicbigsmoke3944
    @thecosmicbigsmoke3944 4 роки тому +1671

    The fact that David was searching on Google how to deal with his daughter is priceless

    • @angrykobra44
      @angrykobra44 4 роки тому +75

      It looks like he was searching up on what to get her for her birthday

    • @davestylehenry
      @davestylehenry 4 роки тому +6

      Commie

    • @hatinlife5259
      @hatinlife5259 4 роки тому +4

      Nice eye

    • @AdrianGarcia-dp6rc
      @AdrianGarcia-dp6rc 4 роки тому +3

      HAHAHA OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jaqell007
      @jaqell007 4 роки тому +2

      @David Henry HEy! *Stinky eyes in communism*

  • @Powdown
    @Powdown 4 роки тому +11241

    Imagine seeing your coworker go into a portal to hell.

    • @evankauffman2139
      @evankauffman2139 4 роки тому +454

      *Welcome to the Union Aerospace Corporation, rookie.*

    • @mateololero4091
      @mateololero4091 4 роки тому +313

      It's possible they know he banged a demon, he has a picture of him and satina on his workplace, and a drawing

    • @Riggsradar69
      @Riggsradar69 4 роки тому +93

      I would think hes just going to the other office next door

    • @Kebutor
      @Kebutor 4 роки тому +53

      You really shouldn't have taken the cubicle next to the bosses office.

    • @skulldeadcandy
      @skulldeadcandy 4 роки тому +11

      You mean RH?

  • @aetherlynx
    @aetherlynx 4 роки тому +10198

    Lucia is literally the queen of hell and for her to say "Jesus Christ" I can't imagine the anger she's feeling.

  • @cha0ticinsanity
    @cha0ticinsanity 3 роки тому +272

    That face at the end with her daughter eating glass screams "Why are you like this?" energy.

  • @urbiznesnunuv6938
    @urbiznesnunuv6938 4 роки тому +1075

    “I like the way it tastes”
    The simplest reason for anything ever and just the cutest.

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 4 роки тому +10

      For a HELL child I guess

    • @tigranthegreat5282
      @tigranthegreat5282 4 роки тому +5

      I would like this but it has 69 likes

    • @rowh1358
      @rowh1358 4 роки тому +2

      mom i want a dog
      why?
      *i like the way it tastes*
      CUTE 100

    • @morgan0__o
      @morgan0__o 4 роки тому

      @@neontechnocat3094
      r/cursedcomments

    • @paulpilapil4024
      @paulpilapil4024 4 роки тому

      Mmm subreddits “ *noises that imply I’m eating* “

  • @toastedbread6315
    @toastedbread6315 5 років тому +5709

    The mother’s face when she sees her daughter just eat the glass

    • @NATALIAS3NDROSES
      @NATALIAS3NDROSES 5 років тому +70

      Two words demon desgust

    • @wudman13
      @wudman13 5 років тому +14

      Ikr

    • @10142024ful
      @10142024ful 5 років тому +52

      2:29

    • @Nexxtrocity
      @Nexxtrocity 5 років тому +22

      ...................... satan: i hate my job satina: MoM I wAnT WATER satan : ok 2:29 satan: here satina: EATS GLASS satan : what in the fuc

    • @100normalhuman
      @100normalhuman 5 років тому

      Me: 2:29

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend 3 роки тому +7131

    The fact the man had no problem leaving work for them over something so trivial means he deserves praise. Most parents won't answer the phone unless they think it is an emergency and here he is being quite happy.

    • @jairandrespinerosmartinez8962
      @jairandrespinerosmartinez8962 3 роки тому +50

      Teniendo una ternurita como Satina, yo también lo haría.
      Y tienes razón colega, aplausos para Dave

    • @Xenochetemist
      @Xenochetemist 3 роки тому +151

      It's his wife, he must answer her, she's also a dark lord. Better not make her mad

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 3 роки тому +198

      @@Xenochetemist He didn't make the "But I have work" argument. He just happily went along with it, not out of fear, but genuine love which is just so cute.

    • @internet_user975
      @internet_user975 3 роки тому +53

      @@MasterArchfiend work can be done later, how much time does it even takes to get a glass of water

    • @beneatsthings_rehehe
      @beneatsthings_rehehe 3 роки тому +48

      Dave isn't afraid of Lucia which is actually cute. He literally says love you to her.

  • @philipho9050
    @philipho9050 3 роки тому +100

    In writing classes you're often taught that one of the most effective ways to make your audience empathise with a character is to give them something they want, "even if it's just a glass of water". So there's something very funny about this from a meta perspective..

  • @randomstuff6741
    @randomstuff6741 4 роки тому +1655

    When even demons question what the hell is wrong with their children.

    • @gearavien2784
      @gearavien2784 4 роки тому +60

      She IS half human so there might be some... "Defects"

    • @tffocgrimlokthesivamind5375
      @tffocgrimlokthesivamind5375 4 роки тому +7

      @@gearavien2784 true

    • @Haan22
      @Haan22 4 роки тому +18

      She seems pretty much the same as my daughter. Wait a minute...

    • @blockyboyzforlife1502
      @blockyboyzforlife1502 4 роки тому +7

      @@Haan22 is your name dave?
      ...

    • @yeetskeet7926
      @yeetskeet7926 4 роки тому +2

      Gear Avien I think the only defect she has is that she’s as small as a human

  • @austinmoore8894
    @austinmoore8894 5 років тому +5257

    Satina: dad why are you a human and my mom is a demon?
    Dad: we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo

    • @illbeyourmonster1959
      @illbeyourmonster1959 5 років тому +81

      Every guy with an ex knows how this whole story plays out to get to where and how it is shown.

    • @devi---
      @devi--- 5 років тому +43

      * AhEm * It is called.. PaSSionAtE BanGInG ( denma on webtoon )

    • @miloswanson6873
      @miloswanson6873 5 років тому +6

      BOI I DONT DO GIVE A CARE

    • @miloswanson6873
      @miloswanson6873 5 років тому +6

      @Broly the sarcastic savage I will find and reorganize you

    • @GirlinTheBrownHoodie
      @GirlinTheBrownHoodie 5 років тому +4

      I was about to like this comment but the numbers to perfect.👌

  • @rirokix4008
    @rirokix4008 5 років тому +4940

    Satina: *EATS GLASS CUP*
    Lucia: what in the living-

    • @oscarjhon
      @oscarjhon 5 років тому +20

      U DAM DIRTY FURRY 》:(

    • @kolbieanne.2
      @kolbieanne.2 5 років тому +29

      She probably said what in the living heaven

    • @MegaSimpqwq
      @MegaSimpqwq 5 років тому +18

      you mean what in the UNLIVING

    • @katrinajackson2433
      @katrinajackson2433 5 років тому +24

      Lets start with what kind of office has *GLASS* cups

    • @flavor289
      @flavor289 5 років тому +4

      Oscar Jhon hush

  • @spencerbrown1581
    @spencerbrown1581 3 роки тому +154

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how Dave literally clapped the DEVIL

  • @miguapogato8292
    @miguapogato8292 4 роки тому +4518

    She just wanted a “glass” seasoned with “water” making a “glass of water”

    • @gearavien2784
      @gearavien2784 4 роки тому +41

      Good one

    • @stevettebobbie1314
      @stevettebobbie1314 4 роки тому +177

      Ah yes and when I season my potato with salt I refer to it strictly as "potato of salt"

    • @sthomp731
      @sthomp731 4 роки тому +53

      @@stevettebobbie1314 Im gonna start saying that now

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 4 роки тому +18

      okay but wouldn't it still be weird having unseasoned chicken

    • @ellathefox1784
      @ellathefox1784 4 роки тому +20

      @@stevettebobbie1314 ahh yes, *a potato of salt*

  • @counterzero2377
    @counterzero2377 4 роки тому +21233

    I don’t think Lucia hates Dave, she’s just a colossal tsundere.

    • @RadiantSkiddMarx
      @RadiantSkiddMarx 4 роки тому +3724

      I mean, how do you think he clapped Satan's cheeks in the first place?

    • @kalamaroe7137
      @kalamaroe7137 4 роки тому +937

      *HA HA FUNNY ANIME HUMOR*

    • @bruhtholemew
      @bruhtholemew 4 роки тому +735

      @@kalamaroe7137 Yes and?

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 4 роки тому +283

      CounterZero and I think she doesn’t exactly like him

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 4 роки тому +1235

      It would make sense in context. As the ruler of hell, being all lovey-dovey and cuddly is a big no-no. She has to keep appearances after all. I like to think she'll probably start mellowing out once Satina is old enough to take over.

  • @KaiSwift
    @KaiSwift 4 роки тому +2412

    1:26
    Dave searched up "What to get a demon child on their birthday."
    *HMM.*

    • @shaygilbride2009
      @shaygilbride2009 4 роки тому +153

      A bed that doesn't blow up everything she sleeps

    • @hmmmg5770
      @hmmmg5770 4 роки тому +7

      No?

    • @haoqw
      @haoqw 4 роки тому +20

      *i thought i was the only person who noticed that*

    • @trickys.period.bl00d
      @trickys.period.bl00d 4 роки тому +11

      A quiji board?

    • @stimcc9890
      @stimcc9890 4 роки тому +5

      Galaxy Jaboigirl
      He said “need” not eat

  • @ubahdavid8862
    @ubahdavid8862 3 роки тому +70

    I hope the animator is able to acquire enough funding. I would love to watch a full season or two of this animation. I find it really cool, cute and funny.

    • @cobalius
      @cobalius Рік тому

      Well... Some of us patreons try to keep it going😂 but honestly, i tgink they're already funded in better ways

  • @MhxAir
    @MhxAir 5 років тому +10322

    This dude sold his soul to bang the devil.
    What a madman.

    • @gfhk5085
      @gfhk5085 5 років тому +511

      So that's how he did it. BRB got a ritual to make.

    • @kaelcoates2396
      @kaelcoates2396 5 років тому +179

      Well succubus do that and you are vary likely die if you don’t have your own soul and he is alive so he did not or maybe not that much humen

    • @NicholasThePopcornGuy
      @NicholasThePopcornGuy 5 років тому +44

      Too bad i sold my soul to some shady figure

    • @Hunterb0t12
      @Hunterb0t12 5 років тому +44

      Looks pretty worth it ngl 😏

    • @photo7045
      @photo7045 5 років тому +12

      Mhx Air r/madlads

  • @thehowlingcatastrophe1058
    @thehowlingcatastrophe1058 5 років тому +1779

    *Why does this keep popping up in my recommendations li-*
    *oh I see..*

  • @Radical-Red-Head
    @Radical-Red-Head 5 років тому +11401

    Satina drinks her water with the shell.
    On an honest note, this animation was great, cannot wait to see more!

    • @zubpub
      @zubpub 5 років тому +39

      A madlad

    • @vc101
      @vc101 5 років тому +42

      She drinks her water like we eat avocados.

    • @gilbertschwanzkase3011
      @gilbertschwanzkase3011 5 років тому +10

      gyazo.com/a9d1c23cf6b894e9b0363a055523bea4 666 Likes on a *Demon animation*

    • @CosmiKazie
      @CosmiKazie 5 років тому +12

      666 likes. NOBODY CHANGE IT. NOBODY. YOU HEARD ME.

    • @MascaraMorada
      @MascaraMorada 5 років тому +12

      A satisfying cronch

  • @DyslexicAnaboko
    @DyslexicAnaboko 3 роки тому +58

    This has an older style to it that makes me remember the cartoons I grew up with. I loved this.

  • @catcraze8673
    @catcraze8673 5 років тому +19413

    Satina's the type of gal to eat the bowl before pouring in the milk.

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +718

      And then pour the milk into the space the bowl once occupied

    • @alexreaper653
      @alexreaper653 5 років тому +201

      GOD DAMN IT man
      Santana put the cereal in then the milk then eat the bowl fucking christ

    • @ngchn9458
      @ngchn9458 5 років тому +114

      She'd prob pour the milk before the cereal just to dump it all out just to eat the bowl

    • @solisruben296
      @solisruben296 5 років тому +79

      Satina would first eat the table first, then the bowl, then drink all the milk and finally eat all the cereal and the box it's in

    • @cherrydevil1562
      @cherrydevil1562 5 років тому +31

      And eat the shell of the pringle

  • @sweetnsoursis
    @sweetnsoursis 4 роки тому +2012

    I like to think that Dave and Lucia met when Dave was younger and going through a phase, and summoned Lucia :3

    • @archean432
      @archean432 4 роки тому +286

      Dave: *My soul is as black as the night*
      Lucia: cool let's f**k

    • @WatchfulHeaven1
      @WatchfulHeaven1 4 роки тому +101

      @@archean432 Dave: YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME
      Lucia: I think I made a mistake

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 4 роки тому +47

      Then they smash

    • @sibire8284
      @sibire8284 4 роки тому +19

      I don't like where this is going.

    • @pollux7324
      @pollux7324 4 роки тому +3

      SweetnSourSis 100% to remember the name

  • @shonenboy7
    @shonenboy7 5 років тому +858

    Poor workplace productivity aside, I love the fact he was looking up what to get Satina for her birthday before he passed out for a nap. Might be a bit too cheerful for Lucia, but at least his hearts in the right place. Here's to hoping he at least gets frequent visitation.

    • @breadbun7077
      @breadbun7077 5 років тому +12

      She said "YOUR daughter" so I'm p sure she tries to get rid of her asap

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 5 років тому +2

      @@breadbun7077 I believe when she said "your daughter" she meant that he should've said "No need to bring YOUR daughter into this"

    • @breadbun7077
      @breadbun7077 5 років тому +2

      @@davidgn40 nah he seems to love her too much, it would probs be out of character

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 5 років тому +3

      @@breadbun7077 exactly, he seems to love her too much, which is why he said "OUR daughter", but that probably makes Lucia angry and she wants him to refer to Santiana only as "HER daughter"

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 5 років тому

      @carroti who're you replying to?

  • @Womprat_
    @Womprat_ 3 роки тому +76

    I love how dave was searching up “what do you get a demon child for there birthday” at 1:27

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 4 роки тому +17048

    I'm more surprised that his office job has glasses for water instead of just regular old plastic cups xD

    • @danielsanimation2103
      @danielsanimation2103 4 роки тому +769

      A person just bang satan, has a child and this is what you're concerned about?

    • @FacelessCrowd
      @FacelessCrowd 4 роки тому +330

      Daniel's Animation
      Yes

    • @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471
      @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 4 роки тому +92

      @@danielsanimation2103 I mean I shouldn't be possible

    • @danielsanimation2103
      @danielsanimation2103 4 роки тому +113

      @@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 everything is possible on the internet

    • @kevinkoolking
      @kevinkoolking 4 роки тому +28

      What is a person like you doing here? this video was interesting wasn't it?

  • @emeraldhouse125
    @emeraldhouse125 5 років тому +45402

    She couldn’t sleep because you can’t use beds in the nether

    • @jake-o-lanterngaming8198
      @jake-o-lanterngaming8198 5 років тому +2480

      *OUTSTANDING MOVE*

    • @luizinpicres6085
      @luizinpicres6085 5 років тому +954

      Damn gottem

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 5 років тому +698

      That is very true, I was waiting for someone to point that out

    • @zyphyr1265
      @zyphyr1265 5 років тому +488

      You deserve an award.

    • @NeverEverTM
      @NeverEverTM 5 років тому +252

      At this point the hell is a wasteland of holes made by the beds

  • @deadacc6338
    @deadacc6338 5 років тому +1978

    The aesthetic...
    The style...
    The humor...
    You geht a perfect 10/10

    • @possiblyace3191
      @possiblyace3191 5 років тому +2

      aleectohasfingers get*

    • @blueghost312
      @blueghost312 5 років тому +5

      How do you mess up spelling “get”?
      It’s literally 3 letters. 🤦‍♂️

    • @blueghost312
      @blueghost312 5 років тому +1

      Aesthetic spelled wrong too

    • @deadacc6338
      @deadacc6338 5 років тому +7

      @@possiblyace3191 no. That was very much on purpose, I am infamous for spelling certain weerdz on purpose wrong. I am also infamous for spewns, spAm, and of cOarse, fingers

    • @deadacc6338
      @deadacc6338 5 років тому +3

      @@blueghost312 geht was on purpose. I'm noht sure what happened with the other tho... lemme just...

  • @echodalizard
    @echodalizard 7 місяців тому +14

    I remember watching this when it came out, still can't believe that it's 5 years old now.

  • @voltrexkeyva
    @voltrexkeyva 5 років тому +3997

    Satina: *eats glass cup*
    Lucia: *brain.exe has stopped working*

  • @demoneon9527
    @demoneon9527 4 роки тому +3029

    Lucia: It’s YOUR daughter!
    Me: Either she’s in hateful denial or there’s some seahorse nonsense happening here.

    • @kingsizesenpai8208
      @kingsizesenpai8208 4 роки тому +90

      New theory discovered

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +470

      She seems pretty annoyed with Satina a lot of the time, I wouldn’t be surprised if all demons are born from her but Satina due to being half human keeps acting like an actual child and she’s just in denial about the fact that Satina is more a daughter than a demon

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 4 роки тому +36

      Mr Critical Name checked out; excellent critical thinking.

    • @diegob798
      @diegob798 4 роки тому +21

      Or maybe dave smashed a normal demon and had a child,then married her

    • @dark_inks
      @dark_inks 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr

  • @XxTGLxX
    @XxTGLxX 5 років тому +2950

    The glass is water

    • @codex3019
      @codex3019 5 років тому +123

      The water is glass

    • @CatMage6620
      @CatMage6620 5 років тому +77

      *Grass is sauce.*
      #BoneAppleTea

    • @leviathinh3261
      @leviathinh3261 5 років тому +37

      Glass is just hard Water they both Clear

    • @codex3019
      @codex3019 5 років тому +6

      Glass in minecraft are block

    • @chocolatetree8917
      @chocolatetree8917 5 років тому +2

      Grass of OJ

  • @mrcoolperson_78
    @mrcoolperson_78 3 роки тому +41

    Lucia's face when Satina spilt the water and ate the glass killed me

    • @jasminkrieger8464
      @jasminkrieger8464 Рік тому +1

      Satina sayed she liked the taste of glass water so its npt a lie lucia missunderstood sjes not a water drinker but a glass eater so glass is created from sand so

  • @noob_saibotxx5886
    @noob_saibotxx5886 4 роки тому +4395

    Lucia: “-in the name of all that is unholy, would you want a glass of water?”
    Satina: “...I like the way it tastes...”
    Me: you can’t argue with her assessments

  • @dapperghost3409
    @dapperghost3409 4 роки тому +4455

    Sarina: I love how crunchy water is, and how it rips your mouth and throat

    • @dapperghost3409
      @dapperghost3409 4 роки тому +109

      Sorry I meant satina

    • @hunterlembo5661
      @hunterlembo5661 4 роки тому +121

      well demons have skin tougher than steel inside AND out, sot it would actually like eating something like cereal. (notice how she isn't bleeding from the mouth.)

    • @Quest2Player
      @Quest2Player 4 роки тому +5

      .....................................

    • @TheseBombsOnly
      @TheseBombsOnly 4 роки тому +35

      Rip and Tear, until it's done.

    • @kermitthefrog4945
      @kermitthefrog4945 4 роки тому +14

      Hey doom guy where’s my rent money huh?

  • @heatherirwin1333
    @heatherirwin1333 4 роки тому +697

    Satina: *pours out the water and eats the glass*
    Lucia: *_immense disgust_*

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 4 роки тому +4

      her face says it all XD

    • @shadowtheheadch0g
      @shadowtheheadch0g 4 роки тому

      @LykanSpeed ecks dee

    • @mylesinayat6586
      @mylesinayat6586 4 роки тому +2

      i don't think it's disgust i think it's "WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS CHILD?????"

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 4 роки тому

      @LykanSpeed dude, i'm way too old to care about saying something "cringe". who cares.

  • @funni_yakuzaseries_fan
    @funni_yakuzaseries_fan 3 роки тому +38

    Lucy: "Jesus Christ "
    Me: "You just broke your code."

  • @flametrooperentertainment4399
    @flametrooperentertainment4399 5 років тому +1454

    Demon: jesus christ!
    Jesus: what did I do I'm just in heaven, doing nothing

    • @ralseibutitsacat8169
      @ralseibutitsacat8169 5 років тому +53

      Jesus: fucking hell!
      Demon: the fuck you say

    • @youlame1941
      @youlame1941 5 років тому +13

      Jesus:oh sorry for my language

    • @youlame1941
      @youlame1941 5 років тому +5

      Jesus:WHAT YOU SAY TO ME BOY!!oh sorry

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 5 років тому +4

      Jesus seems like the dude to play video games

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 4 роки тому +1

      Samurai JackOff Jesus is a cool chad. Like being a Christian means you have him inside your soul helping you out but it’s just not the same. 😢

  • @impartialknockback
    @impartialknockback 4 роки тому +3772

    Doomguy: “I slayed the devil”
    Dave: “I laid the devil”

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 4 роки тому +236

      New Headcanon: Dave and Doom Guy went to the same high school

    • @simonpetercarlmaala5898
      @simonpetercarlmaala5898 4 роки тому +89

      @@JargonMadjin best canon 10/10

    • @Bumblebee2361
      @Bumblebee2361 4 роки тому +24

      Slaying sounds better

    • @Quakkauq
      @Quakkauq 4 роки тому +16

      “AcTuAlLy It WaS tHe IcOn oF sIn AnD i Am VeRy TrIgGeRd” naw jk nice comment I rate a 10/10

    • @bobsapdagger
      @bobsapdagger 4 роки тому +70

      Doomguy "I shot the devil with my boomstick!"
      Dave "me to"

  • @fever1
    @fever1 4 роки тому +6446

    _“Sweetie,”_
    *“We live in hell.”*

    • @tekialadday6
      @tekialadday6 4 роки тому +51

      Lusena:sweetie we live in hell
      Me:I’m never going to hell

    • @bottlegen4803
      @bottlegen4803 4 роки тому +33

      *DOOM THEME INTENSIFIES*

    • @pourocks
      @pourocks 4 роки тому +12

      Well Yes...

    • @bottlegen4803
      @bottlegen4803 4 роки тому +12

      Lucia, Queen Of Hell did you make your chnnel just for that 1 comment?

    • @pourocks
      @pourocks 4 роки тому +6

      @@bottlegen4803 Nope I already had a channel and just changed my name XD

  • @awesomeramencat884
    @awesomeramencat884 3 роки тому +20

    Honestly couldn’t help but laugh at the ending! And, I will never forget the face Lucia made at the end!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hellszhells
    @hellszhells 5 років тому +1874

    *two people arguing about whether milk or cereal goes in first*
    Satina: actually it's the bowl first

    • @stredst3594
      @stredst3594 5 років тому +13

      This joke makes no sense cause no shit you need to put the bowl down first

    • @cheesegoblin333
      @cheesegoblin333 5 років тому +13

      obviously cereal come first

    • @midodan1254
      @midodan1254 5 років тому +19

      @@stredst3594 Your personal taste is not a fact

    • @stredst3594
      @stredst3594 5 років тому

      @@midodan1254 ?

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 5 років тому +6

      I agree but normally people don't EAT THE FREAKING BOWL!!!!

  • @ggslick6105
    @ggslick6105 5 років тому +859

    1:28 aw, the dad was searching up “what do you get a demon child for their birthday” dats noice

  • @windykar3705
    @windykar3705 5 років тому +1114

    Literally me ordering a glass of water with ice

    • @HoochJune
      @HoochJune 5 років тому +25

      eat the glass

    • @tcaac915
      @tcaac915 5 років тому +7

      drink the ice

    • @notmintmobile
      @notmintmobile 5 років тому +2

      Eat the ice

    • @wegner7036
      @wegner7036 5 років тому +1

      @The King of Morons That's a mythhhh.

  • @secretskull21
    @secretskull21 3 роки тому +24

    “Don’t you guys not need water?”
    Smartest thing this man ever said.

  • @gabrieloviedocasanas4977
    @gabrieloviedocasanas4977 5 років тому +14389

    A demon saying "Jesus Christ"...
    I have seen everything
    Well... I dont know what to say...

    • @MrPoporucha
      @MrPoporucha 5 років тому +568

      It's like the demonic version of "Fucking hell!" :V

    • @hipsterelephant2660
      @hipsterelephant2660 5 років тому +167

      have you seen a man eat his own head?

    • @johnathanmeyer730
      @johnathanmeyer730 5 років тому +216

      Saying his name is vain is considered a sin so it fits perfectly actually

    • @toxronin3971
      @toxronin3971 5 років тому +59

      Me after hearing that 2:29

    • @reddskullz5183
      @reddskullz5183 5 років тому +45

      I live how this got 666 likes

  • @Hollow-Eyes
    @Hollow-Eyes 4 роки тому +1430

    1:27 I genuinely grew to like Dave when I realized he was researching a present he could get his daughter for her birthday.

    • @arrg6059
      @arrg6059 4 роки тому +32

      @Deon Denis or an infinite glass of water source

    • @hunterlembo5661
      @hunterlembo5661 4 роки тому +41

      the best thing to get your demon/daughter on her birthday. an eternally indestructible book of hellish spells. or at least that's what i could think of. if you cant go to the sorcerer chamber. then i guess get her a copy of doom but with a DLC that makes all of the demons people.

    • @hunterlembo5661
      @hunterlembo5661 4 роки тому +18

      @@arrg6059 i like it how she pours the glass of water then eats the glass, Lucia's face when she did that. and wouldn't the water evaporate since were in a place that has LAVA RIVERS and should be able to get up to over 1564 degrees Fahrenheit

    • @hunterlembo5661
      @hunterlembo5661 4 роки тому +3

      @Deon Denis i agree

    • @Hollow-Eyes
      @Hollow-Eyes 4 роки тому +14

      @@hunterlembo5661 to be fair if hell worked in a normal way,never mind the water,Dave would evaporate.

  • @extrapathos
    @extrapathos 4 роки тому +4947

    Comments:
    56% Dave smashing Satan
    24% Satan says "Jesus Christ"
    10% Minecraft
    10% other

  • @kipkip8268
    @kipkip8268 Рік тому +7

    I fell in love with this show from the pilot. Im so glad its continued after this :]

  • @LrdZanny
    @LrdZanny 5 років тому +841

    What the hell Google recommended me something amazing, original, and that wasn't already ridiculously viral. Miracles do happen.
    Moar pls

    • @Stumpling16
      @Stumpling16 5 років тому +13

      I know right! i just assumed google recommended this to me because i follow Satan on twitter, but this animation is amazing none the less.

    • @grantamanta2415
      @grantamanta2415 5 років тому +3

      Haha what the HELL

    • @danielarroyo3287
      @danielarroyo3287 5 років тому

      If miracles are real then why don't we have spectacular Spider-Man season 3

    • @sealkadoompokemonphd3770
      @sealkadoompokemonphd3770 5 років тому

      It actually is viral

    • @CastleCrashersMaster
      @CastleCrashersMaster 5 років тому

      Yeah same

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 4 роки тому +2695

    :God: You should be in heaven. Why are you in Hell?
    :Dave: I banged the Devil
    :God: ...that’s a new one... I... Don’t know to punish you now...
    :Dave: Can I go see my wife?
    :God: Ok

    • @humnflush
      @humnflush 4 роки тому +65

      Wonder how many other woman get traumatized just by looking at him

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit 4 роки тому +40

      Seems like punishment enough.

    • @boijustdie8280
      @boijustdie8280 4 роки тому +40

      How do you even bang the Devil??

    • @tekinahlat7378
      @tekinahlat7378 4 роки тому +35

      @@boijustdie8280 More on Brazzers.

    • @GuuMonster
      @GuuMonster 4 роки тому +13

      I want to like this comment but it's at 666

  • @vucsanna1136
    @vucsanna1136 5 років тому +7198

    If Satan ( Lucia ) herself says "Jesus Christ" then it must be a big bother-

  • @didsomebodysayyouguesswhat8826
    @didsomebodysayyouguesswhat8826 3 роки тому +9

    Omg the ending caught me off guard so well, I love this

  • @shadew04
    @shadew04 5 років тому +561

    Wait.. are They using glass cups in an office?!
    That company truly cares about environment !!
    What an incredible hidden message of yours!
    9/10
    I just subscribed for this thing

    • @hunicrisp4208
      @hunicrisp4208 5 років тому +9

      Could be those stupid clear plastic cups that nobody likes

    • @KelniusTV
      @KelniusTV 5 років тому +6

      She asked for a _glass_ of water... maybe he's just a good dad, and went and got a glass for her.

  • @evagarcia865
    @evagarcia865 4 роки тому +6139

    Lucia: *Jesus Christ...*
    Me: *Wait, that’s illegal.*

  • @ManuelCabllro
    @ManuelCabllro 5 років тому +335

    This could be an actual series. This is good, made me laugh at the end.

  • @evancaddy4536
    @evancaddy4536 2 роки тому +2

    love seeing piemations in other things, his work and humor fits perfectly with yours so to see him in this is really cool

  • @GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA
    @GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA 5 років тому +862

    This feels wholesome for a demon animation
    I love this, keep it up

    • @crimson7037
      @crimson7037 5 років тому

      GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA Hi Gao :3

    • @skriblzshade7996
      @skriblzshade7996 4 роки тому

      Hazbin Hotel:Helo-

    • @skriblzshade7996
      @skriblzshade7996 4 роки тому

      Hazbin:allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @skriblzshade7996
      @skriblzshade7996 3 роки тому

      @The Boiman yup except for Charlie she is so far as wholesome as hell can get

  • @phillysteak-t5v
    @phillysteak-t5v 5 років тому +2919

    "I couldn't sleep"
    "Not my problem"
    *Ladies and Gents, I think we have found mom of the year*

    • @rantaroxlux2838
      @rantaroxlux2838 5 років тому +3

      Itd karen? But whyyyy?!?!

    • @toptomato
      @toptomato 5 років тому +1

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @thegreatscribbles960
      @thegreatscribbles960 5 років тому +27

      To be fair she is the devil what can you expect?

    • @silverdays2909
      @silverdays2909 5 років тому +6

      Sounds like my mom

    • @sp_1029
      @sp_1029 5 років тому +6

      She is literally the devil. Why would she be a good mother.

  • @plarpman
    @plarpman 4 роки тому +10798

    “Shouldn’t you be in bed?”
    “But mooom, every time i go to sleep I explode”

  • @chaosfriedeggz6014
    @chaosfriedeggz6014 3 роки тому +7

    If this guy ever says "I'll crawl out of hell to exact my revenge" you better take it seriously.

  • @felixgaminghd8600
    @felixgaminghd8600 5 років тому +5735

    Donkey from Shrek: I banged a dragon.
    Dave: Hold my glass of water.

  • @fivefs
    @fivefs 5 років тому +424

    What a god damned power move that ending was. She is going to rule all the underworld one day

  • @TalkingVidya
    @TalkingVidya 5 років тому +1325

    Six seasons and a movie!

  • @gamermusiclover8883
    @gamermusiclover8883 2 роки тому +2

    I love the animation style, honestly some of the greatest I've ever seen

  • @vengeance4927
    @vengeance4927 5 років тому +362

    "I... couldn't sleep."
    "Not my problem."
    MOOD.

  • @mikerainbow11
    @mikerainbow11 4 роки тому +1158

    The moment she said "not my problem..." she should have realized the kid was going to MAKE it her problem.

    • @hunterlembo5661
      @hunterlembo5661 4 роки тому +9

      she just dose NOT CARE for that child

    • @kylekaren5307
      @kylekaren5307 4 роки тому

      @@hunterlembo5661 does************************

    • @predator2262
      @predator2262 4 роки тому +4

      @@hunterlembo5661 she does , actualy she take care of her sometimes

    • @hunterlembo5661
      @hunterlembo5661 4 роки тому

      @@kylekaren5307 thank you

    • @hunterlembo5661
      @hunterlembo5661 4 роки тому

      @@predator2262 how do you know that. we never see that happen AT ALL

  • @jellyyoshi8623
    @jellyyoshi8623 5 років тому +1940

    Oh she wanted the GLASS of water

    • @jollybee2005
      @jollybee2005 5 років тому +43

      gacha person 🤣 What does the GLASS of water even taste like?

    • @DrowSoldier33
      @DrowSoldier33 5 років тому +100

      @@jollybee2005 Pain, blood and a little bit of a sandy flavor from which the glass was made.

    • @awfgretgdfe3880
      @awfgretgdfe3880 5 років тому +17

      Gasp

    • @reesehilliard9197
      @reesehilliard9197 5 років тому +14

      @@jollybee2005 I don't know just ice if its cold

    • @thirdyramchand8713
      @thirdyramchand8713 5 років тому +6

      @@jollybee2005 your reflection

  • @_TreeDragonFury_
    @_TreeDragonFury_ 3 роки тому +8

    Headcanon: when Lucia kicked Dave he said thank you

  • @stinkyfatrat
    @stinkyfatrat 5 років тому +335

    Lucia: You better enjoy it because I’m not going through all that trouble
    Satina: Eats Glass*

    • @xavier4563
      @xavier4563 5 років тому +2

      A glass of glass

    • @jasonschmidt8365
      @jasonschmidt8365 5 років тому +1

      Yea that was kinda the joke (no hate)

    • @tinker.belle.501.
      @tinker.belle.501. 5 років тому +1

      That was funny 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆🙂🤗😛😜😝🙃😺😸😹 af.

  • @RaFaReAcH
    @RaFaReAcH 5 років тому +1548

    she just thought hell was thirsty and she gave it some water!
    but she didn't wanna throw the glass away, so she recycled it by eating it!
    what a thoughtful little demon girl (:

    • @InternetDweller009
      @InternetDweller009 5 років тому +21

      Daddy's little devil

    • @shadowhunter1429
      @shadowhunter1429 5 років тому +31

      For a demon, she is very mindful of the environment

    • @BobBob-oc5jj
      @BobBob-oc5jj 5 років тому +5

      RaFaReAcH that’s not how recycle works...

    • @Dracomata
      @Dracomata 5 років тому +3

      Now that I read this comment... It makes sence

    • @tizzotyra
      @tizzotyra 5 років тому +3

      @@hammyboye normal water is holy, it can only be holy if a priest makes it holy. The man got it from a water thing.

  • @blindcharo8455
    @blindcharo8455 4 роки тому +792

    2:26 this reminds me of the time I picked a big maple leaf for my friend and he straight up ate it.

  • @rimfire8217
    @rimfire8217 7 місяців тому +1

    It's weird coming back to this years later.

  • @somethingorother8394
    @somethingorother8394 5 років тому +601

    everything in the background at 1:27 is amazing, from the "demon child" google searches to the note that says "stop playing solitaire"

    • @grimmofsparta5022
      @grimmofsparta5022 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, him trying to find her a birthday present, its pretty wholesome, also, devil-chan seems like a tsundere

    • @fightingdreamers77
      @fightingdreamers77 5 років тому +1

      @@grimmofsparta5022 well she is in hell for a reason, that or she hates her life in hell and takes it out on her babydaddy and daughter

    • @breathtaking254
      @breathtaking254 5 років тому

      It should’ve been stop playing Tetris

    • @sorenmine7765
      @sorenmine7765 5 років тому

      "what do you get a demon child on their-"
      Satina's birthday short confirmed?

  • @Spoonsies_
    @Spoonsies_ 5 років тому +1371

    What type of office building has glass cups for the water machine

    • @princegalaxy5342
      @princegalaxy5342 5 років тому +13

      @Zer0 Inception no that's an office but for some reason the water machine is in the office's kitchen...even though there's a sink in the kitchen..weird.

    • @user-lr6qh9cv7r
      @user-lr6qh9cv7r 5 років тому +1

      One that has humans that gone to hell but wanted a job in hell anyway

    • @Veritaserum90
      @Veritaserum90 5 років тому +6

      @@princegalaxy5342 in some places tap water is terrible in taste. Thus extra drinking water makes sense.

    • @ericknudsen98
      @ericknudsen98 5 років тому

      Google

    • @Xmonster-hg8ed
      @Xmonster-hg8ed 5 років тому

      It auto generated

  • @user-tv4gb6os8u
    @user-tv4gb6os8u 4 роки тому +749

    Lucia's face at the end still makes this video, even after one and a half a year.
    I'm so glad that there's more of this now, came back here after the Bedtime Short dropped.

  • @scuchtern4849
    @scuchtern4849 Рік тому +1

    Ones a year I come back to this video to make me feel little bit happier with myself

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 років тому +4255

    _throws money at Adult Swim_
    MAKE IT A SHOW
    *_NOW_*

    • @GreenEyedPsycho
      @GreenEyedPsycho 5 років тому +74

      Pixie Dust throw money a literally any tv network SHOW NOW CHOP CHOP

    • @derikthompson205
      @derikthompson205 5 років тому +53

      Hell, I'd love to RoosterTeeth make this a show!
      Edit: Get it, "Hell"?......I'll stop

    • @mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252
      @mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252 5 років тому +6

      Derik Thompson ...

    • @mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252
      @mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252 5 років тому +17

      *c r i c k e t s*

    • @ninjaslash52_98
      @ninjaslash52_98 5 років тому +8

      It’s a child’s version of your pretty little face is going to hell but I like it

  • @hesselxaverius5299
    @hesselxaverius5299 4 роки тому +2795

    imagine saying Jesus Christ as the queen of hell.

    • @Matt-of7lp
      @Matt-of7lp 4 роки тому +9

      Damn ikr

    • @GnarIyHuII
      @GnarIyHuII 4 роки тому +11

      s h i t

    • @lol_4439
      @lol_4439 4 роки тому +5

      When did she say that

    • @liviousgameplay1755
      @liviousgameplay1755 4 роки тому +8

      Actually, wouldn't it be just like saying Hitler for us?
      Should we censor Jesus?

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 4 роки тому +6

      @@liviousgameplay1755 More like Superman saying Kryptonite. Probably hurts just to think about it.

  • @thecreepergaming9175
    @thecreepergaming9175 5 років тому +665

    “Mom can i have a glass of water?”
    Mom: *confused screaming*

    • @TheKiloMight
      @TheKiloMight 4 роки тому +1

      Elisha Miley gee what tipped you off genius

    • @Cat-um7pv
      @Cat-um7pv 4 роки тому

      666 likes... time to ruin this perfection >:D

  • @ily4975
    @ily4975 3 роки тому +6

    Lucia's face is hilarious at the end

  • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
    @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 років тому +855

    And now, another video that had no reason to be in my recommended, but I’m glad was there.

  • @Sillymoment910
    @Sillymoment910 5 років тому +441

    ThE dEmOn MoM sAiD *"jEsUs ChRiSt"*
    *gAsPs*
    Edit: thx guys for the likes! This is the most I had so far! :D

    • @ARWENPUPPY
      @ARWENPUPPY 5 років тому +22

      GOD WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

    • @austinferguson8002
      @austinferguson8002 5 років тому +8

      XD Demons knows about Jesus Christ too yeah know

    • @garrold7123
      @garrold7123 5 років тому +3

      So? ._.

    • @austinferguson8002
      @austinferguson8002 5 років тому +4

      @@garrold7123 Lets just say, they shiver every time they mention him. Which is why Lucina was swearing by his name.

    • @CyborgCat
      @CyborgCat 5 років тому +1

      @@ARWENPUPPY I think he already knows to be honest. xD

  • @Zephyrir_Snow
    @Zephyrir_Snow 5 років тому +776

    She wants the “glass” of water makes sense if you think about it

    • @jevilinawheelchair2778
      @jevilinawheelchair2778 5 років тому +2

      I don’t get this joke

    • @Zephyrir_Snow
      @Zephyrir_Snow 5 років тому +26

      Jevil In a wheelchair its not even a joke I meant it as literal thing she just said

    • @t.obiobito2422
      @t.obiobito2422 5 років тому +24

      Jevil In a wheelchair she wanted the glass that the water was poured into, not the actual water itself.

    • @xxbagelnutzxx504
      @xxbagelnutzxx504 5 років тому +4

      lmfao my boy tryna' think that this was a durty joke and didn't get it. Give him some credit

    • @sturgun4173
      @sturgun4173 5 років тому +4

      Nigga that was a plastic cup

  • @die-na-might4803
    @die-na-might4803 3 роки тому +7

    I like this version of Dave, he's so lively! The dave in the "Bring your daughter to work" episode was...how can I say this... depressing

    • @DoofXMachina
      @DoofXMachina 3 роки тому +3

      Probably because he was at work. He was just super happy that Lucy called him back

    • @adrianamarcinkova9383
      @adrianamarcinkova9383 Рік тому

      And he is voiced by Piemations! YYEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!

  • @ScuttleBugReal
    @ScuttleBugReal 4 роки тому +4113

    “Shouldn’t you be in bed?”
    *_Minecraft theme fades in_*

    • @MrEpicc_
      @MrEpicc_ 4 роки тому +76

      "Shouldn't you be in bed"
      *FLASHBACK TO WHEN SHE TRIED TO SLEEP IN THE NETHER*

    • @Jomster777
      @Jomster777 4 роки тому +25

      "You can't sleep when enemies are nearby"

    • @brisking
      @brisking 4 роки тому +9

      She couldn’t rest, there was monsters nearby

    • @bruhusmomentus5824
      @bruhusmomentus5824 4 роки тому +8

      *Satina was killed by [Intentional Game Design]*

    • @spilov_
      @spilov_ 4 роки тому +3

      666 lieks.... Well tahts weird

  • @bergrritothebeggoon
    @bergrritothebeggoon 4 роки тому +297

    The teen angst in satina saying, "there is in the over world" is amazing

  • @crimson_ghibli
    @crimson_ghibli 5 років тому +430

    Wait so demons don't need water, but they need to go to bed and rest? Geez Lucia make up your mind.

    • @thebananamelon5065
      @thebananamelon5065 5 років тому +15

      Neĸυ Saĸυraвa maybe she needed a break from Satina

    • @cybo_vampire9145
      @cybo_vampire9145 5 років тому +2

      They probably don't. The mama demon is probably just sick of her daughter's shit and tells her to go to bed so that she can have some quiet time.

  • @kirbybabyluigiultra8030
    @kirbybabyluigiultra8030 2 роки тому +3

    Satina pouring out the water and eating the glass cup is iconic

  • @mrIguy212
    @mrIguy212 5 років тому +600

    I NEED TO SEE MORE OF THIS WEIRD DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY

  • @RoboVenturer
    @RoboVenturer 5 років тому +1769

    Satina: **Proceeds to eat glass**
    Lucia: **Face of utter disgust**
    Me: I am slightly concerned

    • @AbbeyKitty1013
      @AbbeyKitty1013 5 років тому +9

      I laughed so hard at that
      SHE ATE THE GLASS XD XD XD
      Do demons have blood?

    • @AbbeyKitty1013
      @AbbeyKitty1013 5 років тому +3

      N

    • @krispy4119
      @krispy4119 5 років тому +6

      666 likes
      Cool.

    • @ginogregory7475
      @ginogregory7475 5 років тому +1

      @@AbbeyKitty1013 no demons can't bleed. They are dead. Kinda. They don't need anything related to food or water

    • @jelloanimations5230
      @jelloanimations5230 5 років тому +1

      Nah its fine cuz tasty

  • @superbooper6213
    @superbooper6213 5 років тому +363

    Child: mooom can I have a glass?
    Mom: a glass of what
    Child: *glass*

  • @devilstar931
    @devilstar931 Рік тому +1

    Why is the fire in the back so satisfying