When I was 9, I was playing GTA: SA and I ran over a random pedestrian. More of them gathered there and someone said "Oh no, mom". I think it was the first time I felt sorry for an NPC. :(
Even though the graphics weren't the best this is honestly one of the best gta games ever. I love the customization that you can do. You can get fat. Get skinny. Get buff. Choose where to eat. Work out and even learn like different fighting styles. Its so cool
Fat Carl: "Hey that's paper, that's my money"
Officer Tenpenny: "This is Lunch money"
Big Monkey 1:49 Give me something to eat.
This shit had me dying 😂😂
@Elizabeth J Hey man my Pizza. My Pizza.
Officer Tenpenny : You haven't stucked your hand in a cookie jar, have you boy?
🤣Bruh OMFG
"If I was in shape, ya'll wouldn't catch me"
- Fat CJ
TheWarMarine 😂😭💀best line ever
He's just being honest lmao
TheWarMarine lmfaooo CJ got me wheezing😂💀
Man I laughed so much at this 😂😂
"If I were in shape..."
He could be on shape but he's to lazy for it xD
Cop: "I'll shoot."
Fat CJ: "I don't give a shit. I'm bored... and hungry."
LMAOOO
I loved that part
1:18
3:00 "I'mma eat you fool" LMAO
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
5:53 "You Got some spare donuts? im hungry."
🤣🤣💀
3:03 "I'MA EAT YOU FOOL"
Bruh 😂
amazing how detailed this game is
Ellery Byrd lol I didn't know the peds reacted to CJ' s speech
This game needs a remaster and rerelaease on like the switch or something
Black Lotus
Right
Black Lotus Game was remastered on PS3 but its a shitty remaster.
Yeah you can response to other people
"Move and i'll murder you"
"...Can i get a pizza over here?"
XD
Leon Duncan lol that played as I saw your comment
ABMTV me too haha
ABMTV same
mw too
I don't give a sh_t I'm hungry and bored
4:55 that first punch was very satisfying
Savage af, took her face straight off
You should try a backhand. Even more satisfying
"Your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs", I'm crying
Helmut Ouzi yeahhh.. you a little loser~Cj
God bless Orange 12.
"Ahhh shit my breakfast money." Man CJ is just a legend😂😂👌🏾
Antz "Lunch Money."
Jalen Brito 3:42-3:44 "Breakfast Money."
Antz yeah 😂😂
I saw this comment the moment I was at the quote
“Dinner Money”
2:06 i can't run nomore popo 😂
Lmaoo 🤣
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One quote that made me laugh while car jacking but it's not in the video. "I'm fat but I ain't useless." xD
"Lunch money."
William Rice "Got anything else"?
“I must spend this on a good meal”.
Hygor Pereira BACK OF YO NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOT DAWGS
"This should help keep my belly full"
“Imma eat choo, foo'!”
3:42 "oh shit my breakfast "😂 lol
Abdi Abdirahman i think he means that he forgot his BREAKFAST and it wuz "Oh SHIT,my BREAKFAST" (Just saying and not to hate)
@@reigning1 nope, he said "oh shit my breakfast money."
2:04 "one false twitch and you're a 998"
CJ: "shit, I'll have two of those and a number 9 large"
Underrated comment 😂 I’m dead
0:22 "That's my son..." :'(
xXxKAMIKAZExXx
uhhh nuu
xXxKAMIKAZExXx Bless my soul?
:(
When I was 9, I was playing GTA: SA and I ran over a random pedestrian. More of them gathered there and someone said "Oh no, mom". I think it was the first time I felt sorry for an NPC. :(
Admer456 this is dark
2:37 that was really savage.
Thanks
😂😂😂😂
Yeah? You should wear a bag of your face.
"You think you can deal with a fat man, huh?!"
These quotes though...also, I see you, dat BP profile pic though...
Boomer! Don't let him puke on ya.
3:38
*CJ loses 20 bucks*
"oh shit my breakfast money"
Seems like a pretty reasonable price for breakfast.
In 2004? That ain't reasonable. Haha. Plus I think this game takes place in the mid 90's.
"I got weight on my side!"
Xenon Agoncillo can i get a pizza over here
"There's muscle under this fat, punk!"
shut up popo, gimme a pizza
İmma eat you, fool!
Give me something to eat
Do I look like I enjoyed foot chase?
VHS&DVDREVIEW Eric I know I need exercise but not like this.
I find it hilarious how CJ sounds tired in most of these quotes. He just can't wait to eat another pizza.
3:24
"The BACKA yo neck look like a pack'a hot dawgs!"
WHOEVER WROTE THIS YOU MADE ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER.😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 credit to the line delivery as well
He even got aggressive over the response lmao
Also "Do ya shower in doo-doo?" 🤣
2:11 “I got weight on my side” 😂😂
Nobody jacks Big CJ!
XD Lmao
You mi-aș
bestquote
nobody except Jill and her twin Palma ;)
That's right popo
"I can't run no more Popo".
R.I.P. Police rap
Ikhmaly_YT "can i get a pizza over here"
2:17 drop the soap honey
Lmao
SFPD, 10 years later and we still don't have this level of detail in modern games. What a shame.
Hth only the HD gtas have more details
@Gabriel Rocha Yes he did.
homocop 2
5:51
Cop: "I'll bust you out at midnight comrade."
CJ: "You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry."
Товарищ
"why don't you guys stop reproducing?"
Furqon Affandi "Back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs."
+Jalen Brito yeah you a little loser
“I’ve been training for this all morning”
Do i look like i like a foot chase?
You asshole, i'm too fat to run
The guy who did CJs voice is a godsent haha
Young Maylay did a great job
and he's sean fanteno s cousin
He even sounds out of breath.
Chris Bellard/Young Mayley
hes also a good gangster rapper
4:28 "Do ya shower in doo doo?"
Shuddup, you annoying asshole!
Kein Back O yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
Potty The Parrot yeah, well you’re little loser
You so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck
@@dvdreview7956 "Hey, little man... go be little someplace else!"
“You got some spare doughnuts? I’m hungry.” - Carl “CJ” Johnson 1992
"Lunch Money."
2:41cop: we all have the right to remain stupid
CJ: do I look like I enjoyed a foot chase? 😂
2:42
That taxi driver at 3:50
"Got to get me a gat!"
Latauvia Ruffin I laughed so hard at that
For those who don’t know, gat is slang for a gun
"Can I get a pizza over here?" XD
"i don't give a shit, i'm bored... and hungry" xDD
Even his breathing gets heavier. The attention to detail is top notch.
I was looking for this comment! I love how his va made the voice is a lil deeper cuz of his character’s breathlessness
"you have the right to remain stupid!"
“Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?”
1:20 "I don't give a shit, I'm BORED & HUNGRY"💀💀🤣😂
😂😂
big mood
4:22 bro pulled out a chainsaw 😭 I love this game so much
Its alright if i pull out a chainsaw. As long as I can spend the money I steal on a good meal😂😂
5:39 I SPILLED THE WATER FROM MY MOUTH!! LOOL.
OldBen Hahahahhaha Just imagune you have a fist fight with someone and they just pull out a chainsaw out of nowhere
AHHHHAAHAHA Yes!!! ^^
Trev 211996 hahahaha that is killer line but blasphemy no
CJ Wins Fatality!
pulled it out his ass lmao
5:39 funniest kill - she has her knife, and CJ has his chainsaw! The engine sound the way it interrupts the moment is just hilarious 🤣🤣
Lmao 😂😂
You know what they say. Don’t bring a knife to a chainsaw fight.
5:36 lmaoooo i love how he just pulls out a chainsaw
3:24 back of ya neck look like a pack of hot dogs
Hentai creamer yeah? Well you’re a little loser!
Lmao that line still cracks me up to this day. Genius writing in gta san andreas.
Nice jlulaby avatar
Yeah? Well you're a little loser
Kung Lao: NANI!!! Not Another Fuking Neck Joke!!
2:56 Yo Like Big Men Huh?
OMG this game was do ahead of its time, even when overweight CJ talks, Young Maylay acts like he's outta breath. LMAO
That’s some great voice acting!
-CJ 's girlfriend:Im hungry let's eat.
-CJ:Okay,but we ain't walk too far.
XD
I love how Fat CJ almost always asks for food when he gets busted lol XD
4:57 that punch!!!
5:22 hey who farted?
That was the most SAVAGE quote.
wax doe what are you mean it's the savage quote?
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST QUOTE
My аss is speaking
"Don't move a muscle!"
CJ: *Get something to eat!*
Wow, I never knew CJ says different quotes when he is fat?? A nice touch from the devs!
I like the way he asks the cops for a pizza,not caring he is arrested.
We all have the right to remain stupid.
"Give me something to eat."
+Stilefty 😂😂😂😂😂
Do I look like I enjoy a footchase?
Wes K Why don’t you guys stop reproducing?!
"Ima eat you fool"
1:28 “LSPD” while they are in LV
Probably an mistake
Nobody jacks big CJ
He was calling for LSPD dummy. L
@@deleteduser0568 whatever makes you happy
2:00 " Can i get pizza over here " lmao i'm die for that part 🤣
Thiên Ân Huỳnh hài vãi chưởng:))
Pretty common.
A police officer treads you and you ask sarcastically for a pizza
I love how Young Maylay even make CJ voice to sound tired lol
So many lines! Fat Cj voice change when fat
5:40 That chainsaw punch lol
I lost it at the NPC punching the cop arresting CJ at 3:34
"There's muscle under this fat, punk!"
Personal favorite
"Back of ya neck look like a pack of hot dogs!"
“If I was in shape, y’all wouldn’t catch me”
LMAO
Oh, man I had no idea all this extra content existed.
0:19
Wow,they are deaf as a rock
Thats a level 999 level silencer
I wish he said "I'd rather do a drive-thru than a drive-by"
That zoom at 2:40 was a nice touch it made me laugh for a few minutes.
6:00 “I’m big but I’m too slow okay?”
* but i aint too slow
Then enters Dutch Van Der Linde and says: 6:08
@@sonicmegapikachux”I’ve been training for this all morning!”
The second Big Smoke.
They gotta remake that one Drive Thru scene with CJ...Someone please get on that.
El grando smokio
Cop: Move and I'll murder you!"
CJ: Can I get a pizza over here?"
I just about died laughing at that one. Lol
0:38 Never in my life have I seen a AI security be intimidated.
*-Move or i'll shoot!*
*-I dont give a shit. I'm bored.*
- CJ 2017
and hungry
4:23 "I'm a fat slob with a chainsaw!"
Chainsaw Guy in the hood
Popo, that also laughed my ass out
Eric Fartman no
Eric Fartman it means police
well it does mean ass in german though ;)
And poop in spanish
“Popo” means shit in spanish hahahaha
"The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs." Fucking classic! 😭😭😂😂😂
Fat CJ is more fun
You you can come to the party and I can
fucking shitty to play though.
Philippe Beauvais "Do I look like I enjoy a foot race?"
LUNCH MONEY POPO.
5:20
"Hey, who farted?"
"Shut your mouth and bang yo mama"
Top notch dialogue
"don't move a muscle"
Carl "give me something to eat"
😂😂
Want a Cookie? This is Luuunchh money.
I still discover new things about this game. Great video.
2:44 :We All Have The Riight To Remain Stuuuupiiid" 😂
CJ: Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?
If this game taught me anything as a kid is that being fat is a choice
I love how we got a whole new set of dialog for when he's fat. Back when rockstar had competency.
"Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase"
0:50 looking for food
3:48 the guy who gets jacked “got to get me a gat!” 😂
5:15 where CJ puts his sword on😂
That’s a knife, not a sword
So we just gonna ignore what the cop said at 2:17💀😂😂
Jxrie
lol
Drop the soap, honey
Lol that Cop represented the rainbow area
Cj: "I got weight on my side."
Me: "you also got diabetes and clogged arteries."
plot twist: those are the names of the 2 other fat guys in his crew.
Ahh shit I lost my breakfast money
4:25 “I’m gonna spend this on a good meal” XD
Cop:"Don’t move."
CJ: "Give me something to eat." 🤣🤣🤣
“You wanted to be caught.”
“Get me something to eat.”
💀
2:18 "Drop the soap, honey!"
Lol Those Quotes :D You Like Big Men Huh?
Bondell Maynard Back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
+Jalen Brito yeah well you're a little loser
+Bondell Maynard "whatever you say you sad bitch" 4:53
If only cyberpunk NPCs were this good.
0:31 I can't help laughing bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣
Even though the graphics weren't the best this is honestly one of the best gta games ever. I love the customization that you can do. You can get fat. Get skinny. Get buff. Choose where to eat. Work out and even learn like different fighting styles. Its so cool
0:12 underrated roast