GTA San Andreas - Fat CJ - Best Quotes

[@bigmonkey787]

Fat Carl: "Hey that's paper, that's my money"
Officer Tenpenny: "This is Lunch money"

[@pottytheparrot310]

Big Monkey 1:49 Give me something to eat.

[@galacticretr0.218]

This shit had me dying 😂😂

[@pottytheparrot310]

@Elizabeth J Hey man my Pizza. My Pizza.

[@thorizon2187]

Officer Tenpenny : You haven't stucked your hand in a cookie jar, have you boy?

[@Lobit0TV]

🤣Bruh OMFG

[@aestheticzea]

"If I was in shape, ya'll wouldn't catch me"
- Fat CJ

[@UGLYBOYwrld]

TheWarMarine 😂😭💀best line ever

[@mrjasonshay]

He's just being honest lmao

[@uhoh7141]

TheWarMarine lmfaooo CJ got me wheezing😂💀

[@djdavisbeatz]

Man I laughed so much at this 😂😂

[@Z4ki12]

"If I were in shape..."
He could be on shape but he's to lazy for it xD

[@ellerybyrd1360]

amazing how detailed this game is

[@nkosinathiisraelndlovu1580]

Ellery Byrd lol I didn't know the peds reacted to CJ' s speech

[@user-sm2pc6qu6z]

This game needs a remaster and rerelaease on like the switch or something

[@TharsisW]

Black Lotus
Right

[@Komotau4691]

Black Lotus Game was remastered on PS3 but its a shitty remaster.

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

Yeah you can response to other people

[@d-wiggz9143]

Cop: "I'll shoot."
Fat CJ: "I don't give a shit. I'm bored... and hungry."
LMAOOO

[@WoodenBug5836]

I loved that part

[@Colynthesavage]

1:18

[@virgildoberman33]

5:53 "You Got some spare donuts? im hungry."

[@Adam10494]

🤣🤣💀

[@WoodenBug5836]

3:03 "I'MA EAT YOU FOOL"

[@Gothiccbadboy666]

Bruh 😂

[@antz97]

"Ahhh shit my breakfast money." Man CJ is just a legend😂😂👌🏾

[@pottytheparrot310]

Antz "Lunch Money."

[@antz97]

Jalen Brito 3:42-3:44 "Breakfast Money."

[@reigning1]

Antz yeah 😂😂

[@immrcontagious9096]

I saw this comment the moment I was at the quote

[@dvdreview7956]

“Dinner Money”

[@Helmutlozzi]

"Your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs", I'm crying

[@farisfaizzal9825]

Helmut Ouzi yeahhh.. you a little loser~Cj

[@ResurrectedElvenMonk]

God bless Orange 12.

[@yunusemreyilmaz8602]

3:00 "I'mma eat you fool" LMAO

[@SiddharthSinghFiery69]

🤣🤣

[@Ghostkiller108]

🤣🤣🤣

[@toxologieii5149]

4:55 that first punch was very satisfying

[@nicolae-alexandruluca7853]

Savage af, took her face straight off

[@leonduncan3327]

"Move and i'll murder you"
"...Can i get a pizza over here?"
XD

[@ABMTV01]

Leon Duncan lol that played as I saw your comment

[@yahya2725]

ABMTV me too haha

[@CDNSpartan]

ABMTV same

[@ioriashikaga9721]

mw too

[@jonnyhuston7220]

I don't give a sh_t I'm hungry and bored

[@Lauv.rè]

2:06 i can't run nomore popo 😂

[@MartinGameplayer]

Lmaoo 🤣

[@farhan_alfirman]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

0:22 "That's my son..." :'(

[@omareassa4565]

xXxKAMIKAZExXx
uhhh nuu

[@davidleewrath6919]

xXxKAMIKAZExXx Bless my soul?

[@zharakov]

:(

[@Admer456]

When I was 9, I was playing GTA: SA and I ran over a random pedestrian. More of them gathered there and someone said "Oh no, mom". I think it was the first time I felt sorry for an NPC. :(

[@zharakov]

Admer456 this is dark

[@cutthroat6802]

One quote that made me laugh while car jacking but it's not in the video. "I'm fat but I ain't useless." xD

[@ricey23]

"Lunch money."

[@farisfarhan6906]

William Rice "Got anything else"?

[@hygorpereira3900]

“I must spend this on a good meal”.

[@pottytheparrot310]

Hygor Pereira BACK OF YO NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOT DAWGS

[@tynez3093]

"This should help keep my belly full"

[@Sam_XNE997]

“Imma eat choo, foo'!”

[@abdiabdirahman1004]

3:42 "oh shit my breakfast "😂 lol

[@reigning1]

Abdi Abdirahman i think he means that he forgot his BREAKFAST and it wuz "Oh SHIT,my BREAKFAST" (Just saying and not to hate)

[@idesxtop]

@@reigning1 nope, he said "oh shit my breakfast money."

[@NunoGouveia1989]

3:38
*CJ loses 20 bucks*
"oh shit my breakfast money"

[@eightnickel1513]

Seems like a pretty reasonable price for breakfast.

[@ColeEdits]

3:24
"The BACKA yo neck look like a pack'a hot dawgs!"
WHOEVER WROTE THIS YOU MADE ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxevilellisonxx]

😂😂 credit to the line delivery as well

[@pardolagames8994]

He even got aggressive over the response lmao

[@004號天天甜甜SorryBro]

Also "Do ya shower in doo-doo?" 🤣

[@MythicSuns]

2:04 "one false twitch and you're a 998"
CJ: "shit, I'll have two of those and a number 9 large"

[@GoodLuckCuck]

Underrated comment 😂 I’m dead

[@axceljulio5747]

"You think you can deal with a fat man, huh?!"

[@Fr0staX]

These quotes though...also, I see you, dat BP profile pic though...

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Boomer! Don't let him puke on ya.

[@t13596]

2:37 that was really savage.

[@ihavenoname7666]

Thanks

[@nkosinathiisraelndlovu1580]

😂😂😂😂

[@dvdreview7956]

Yeah? You should wear a bag of your face.

[@xenonakhiva44]

"I got weight on my side!"

[@farisfarhan6906]

Xenon Agoncillo can i get a pizza over here

[@fc43]

"There's muscle under this fat, punk!"

[@Striraid]

Nobody jacks Big CJ!

[@carljohnson7343]

XD Lmao

[@trevonfranklin6134]

You mi-aș

[@reeko169]

bestquote

[@princevaliant377]

nobody except Jill and her twin Palma ;)

[@ihavenoname7666]

That's right popo

[@bigfase1006]

shut up popo, gimme a pizza

[@dna4063]

İmma eat you, fool!

[@dvdreview7956]

Give me something to eat

[@dvdreview7956]

Do I look like I enjoyed foot chase?

[@pottytheparrot310]

VHS&DVDREVIEW Eric I know I need exercise but not like this.

[@nift2923]

2:11 “I got weight on my side” 😂😂

[@reigning1]

"I can't run no more Popo".
R.I.P. Police rap

[@farisfarhan6906]

Ikhmaly_YT "can i get a pizza over here"

[@Xhauv]

2:17 drop the soap honey

[@thequarrymen58]

Lmao

[@andrey22]

SFPD, 10 years later and we still don't have this level of detail in modern games. What a shame.

[@kingajgames3171]

Hth only the HD gtas have more details

[@dava_arvarabi]

@Gabriel Rocha Yes he did.

[@Rockracer]

homocop 2

[@sonnyyoung867]

I find it hilarious how CJ sounds tired in most of these quotes. He just can't wait to eat another pizza.

[@Stackz96]

1:20 "I don't give a shit, I'm BORED & HUNGRY"💀💀🤣😂

[@captainchinatoo]

😂😂

[@andrewbui8295]

big mood

[@omarrosales405]

2:41cop: we all have the right to remain stupid
CJ: do I look like I enjoyed a foot chase? 😂

[@olivesouch6423]

2:42

[@worldwidewrestling2639]

“You got some spare doughnuts? I’m hungry.” - Carl “CJ” Johnson 1992

[@tokinadatsunayashiro7576]

The guy who did CJs voice is a godsent haha

[@nicoffee777]

Young Maylay did a great job

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

and he's sean fanteno s cousin

[@Z95HeadHunter]

He even sounds out of breath.

[@Batman12-f9u]

Chris Bellard/Young Mayley

[@ezioassassain]

hes also a good gangster rapper

[@JoeyJordison97]

5:51
Cop: "I'll bust you out at midnight comrade."
CJ: "You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry."

[@banan2872]

Товарищ

[@Gguyrules]

"you have the right to remain stupid!"

[@giraffeman326]

“Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?”

[@bobpage6597]

5:39 funniest kill - she has her knife, and CJ has his chainsaw! The engine sound the way it interrupts the moment is just hilarious 🤣🤣

[@olsenfan4000]

Lmao 😂😂

[@LookAlikeFilm]

You know what they say. Don’t bring a knife to a chainsaw fight.

[@furqonaffandi747]

"why don't you guys stop reproducing?"

[@pottytheparrot310]

Furqon Affandi "Back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs."

[@carljohnson7343]

+Jalen Brito yeah you a little loser

[@giraffeman326]

“I’ve been training for this all morning”

[@f.b.i.1457]

Do i look like i like a foot chase?

[@aldopahlavi36]

You asshole, i'm too fat to run

[@CosmixKid]

4:22 bro pulled out a chainsaw 😭 I love this game so much

[@Colynthesavage]

Its alright if i pull out a chainsaw. As long as I can spend the money I steal on a good meal😂😂

[@pottytheparrot310]

"Lunch Money."

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

4:28 "Do ya shower in doo doo?"

[@eagle11588]

Shuddup, you annoying asshole!

[@pottytheparrot310]

Kein Back O yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

[@miguelbullethell]

Potty The Parrot yeah, well you’re little loser

[@dvdreview7956]

You so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

@@dvdreview7956 "Hey, little man... go be little someplace else!"

[@makveldz]

"i don't give a shit, i'm bored... and hungry" xDD

[@latauviaruffin7960]

That taxi driver at 3:50
"Got to get me a gat!"

[@Danosauruscrecks]

Latauvia Ruffin I laughed so hard at that

[@tommycipriani2254]

OMG this game was do ahead of its time, even when overweight CJ talks, Young Maylay acts like he's outta breath. LMAO

[@Ezekial2517]

That’s some great voice acting!

[@legendgirl101]

Even his breathing gets heavier. The attention to detail is top notch.

[@Bossinette623]

I was looking for this comment! I love how his va made the voice is a lil deeper cuz of his character’s breathlessness

[@AndreTheDragon]

2:56 Yo Like Big Men Huh?

[@AussieRaver1996]

Wow, I never knew CJ says different quotes when he is fat?? A nice touch from the devs!

[@MakaiHassanRhamdas]

"Can I get a pizza over here?" XD

[@iluvleo]

1:28 “LSPD” while they are in LV

[@avdgaming3550]

Probably an mistake

[@dvdreview7956]

Nobody jacks big CJ

[@deleteduser0568]

He was calling for LSPD dummy. L

[@iluvleo]

@@deleteduser0568 whatever makes you happy

[@thejagotishow]

We all have the right to remain stupid.

[@Stilefty]

"Give me something to eat."

[@carljohnson7343]

+Stilefty 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wesk2675]

Do I look like I enjoy a footchase?

[@pottytheparrot310]

Wes K Why don’t you guys stop reproducing?!

[@sperggins6969]

3:24 back of ya neck look like a pack of hot dogs

[@crimsondynamo615]

Hentai creamer yeah? Well you’re a little loser!

[@EazetheSleaze]

Lmao that line still cracks me up to this day. Genius writing in gta san andreas.

[@goxy287]

Nice jlulaby avatar

[@YoungBuffalo410]

Yeah? Well you're a little loser

[@Teimo]

5:36 lmaoooo i love how he just pulls out a chainsaw

[@jairocolombo4410]

So many lines! Fat Cj voice change when fat

[@oldben7177]

5:39 I SPILLED THE WATER FROM MY MOUTH!! LOOL.

[@kontraktofficial7620]

OldBen Hahahahhaha Just imagune you have a fist fight with someone and they just pull out a chainsaw out of nowhere

[@oldben7177]

AHHHHAAHAHA Yes!!! ^^

[@Trevsland]

5:55 "You got spare donuts I'm hungry" Jesus Christ hahahaha

[@burningbush4767]

Trev 211996 hahahaha that is killer line but blasphemy no

[@dvdreview7956]

CJ Wins Fatality!

[@arshdhiman5340]

I like the way he asks the cops for a pizza,not caring he is arrested.

[@pooladjohnmoore9642]

4:57 that punch!!!

[@damian1994colo]

5:22 hey who farted?

[@waxdoe115]

That was the most SAVAGE quote.

[@jeremias-ww6vs]

wax doe what are you mean it's the savage quote?

[@jeremias-ww6vs]

THAT'S THE FUNNIEST QUOTE

[@banan2872]

My аss is speaking

[@totaldestruction152]

"There's muscle under this fat, punk!"
Personal favorite

[@bigsmoke9514]

The second Big Smoke.

[@Fr0staX]

They gotta remake that one Drive Thru scene with CJ...Someone please get on that.

[@AlexisECW]

El grando smokio

[@kroniksyt4533]

"Don't move a muscle!"
CJ: *Get something to eat!*

[@KENSHIROez3260]

I love how Young Maylay even make CJ voice to sound tired lol

[@Mannetasi]

I love how Fat CJ almost always asks for food when he gets busted lol XD

[@philippebeauvais9281]

Fat CJ is more fun

[@trevonfranklin6134]

You you can come to the party and I can

[@dmer-zy3rb]

fucking shitty to play though.

[@dualsenseentertainment]

Philippe Beauvais "Do I look like I enjoy a foot race?"

[@kingofthefall.1117]

LUNCH MONEY POPO.

[@sedaqetrzayeva9352]

-CJ 's girlfriend:Im hungry let's eat.
-CJ:Okay,but we ain't walk too far.
XD

[@IkeWarchol302]

I lost it at the NPC punching the cop arresting CJ at 3:34

[@LegacyLunatic]

*-Move or i'll shoot!*
*-I dont give a shit. I'm bored.*
- CJ 2017

[@carljohnson7343]

and hungry

[@neopolitan21]

0:19
Wow,they are deaf as a rock
Thats a level 999 level silencer

[@electropolar]

"Ima eat you fool"

[@datdatonabeat3252]

"The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs." Fucking classic! 😭😭😂😂😂

[@thienanhuynh5247]

2:00 " Can i get pizza over here " lmao i'm die for that part 🤣

[@YoungBuffalo410]

Thiên Ân Huỳnh hài vãi chưởng:))

[@sonicmegapikachux]

Pretty common.
A police officer treads you and you ask sarcastically for a pizza

[@BiscuitHead22]

Oh, man I had no idea all this extra content existed.

[@deadpoolwrestler7179]

0:38 Never in my life have I seen a AI security be intimidated.

[@domacx3]

That zoom at 2:40 was a nice touch it made me laugh for a few minutes.

[@BoojieBaker]

"Back of ya neck look like a pack of hot dogs!"

[@davidriley9194]

6:00 “I’m big but I’m too slow okay?”

[@apriyudapratama2543]

* but i aint too slow

[@sonicmegapikachux]

Then enters Dutch Van Der Linde and says: 6:08

[@davidriley9194]

@@sonicmegapikachux”I’ve been training for this all morning!”

[@ShinyChroma]

Fuck I feel out of breath just hearing him ;D

[@xcycle]

Ahh shit I lost my breakfast money

[@mixwb]

5:40 That chainsaw punch lol

[@0w0Demonic]

I wish he said "I'd rather do a drive-thru than a drive-by"

[@dramaticvirghoe]

“If I was in shape, y’all wouldn’t catch me”
LMAO

[@thehylianloach9473]

If this game taught me anything as a kid is that being fat is a choice

[@Jxrie]

So we just gonna ignore what the cop said at 2:17💀😂😂

[@omareassa4565]

Jxrie
lol

[@dvdreview7956]

Drop the soap, honey

[@datsapaddlin]

Lol that Cop represented the rainbow area

[@michael.starbuck1998]

Cop: Move and I'll murder you!"
CJ: Can I get a pizza over here?"
I just about died laughing at that one. Lol

[@anishvancer3089]

If only cyberpunk NPCs were this good.

[@mnokers6884]

"don't move a muscle"
Carl "give me something to eat"
😂😂

[@pottytheparrot310]

Want a Cookie? This is Luuunchh money.

[@monsussy]

Popo, that also laughed my ass out

[@JN-ug5ky]

Eric Fartman no

[@ezekielcervantes9251]

Eric Fartman it means police

[@6ch6ris6]

well it does mean ass in german though ;)

[@jay_pa24]

And poop in spanish

[@ricardoperez9002]

“Popo” means shit in spanish hahahaha

[@SamsarasArt]

I love how we got a whole new set of dialog for when he's fat. Back when rockstar had competency.

[@fsmrj]

0:50 looking for food

[@Eeahn_Smort]

"Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase"

[@blamecanada8525]

4:23 "I'm a fat slob with a chainsaw!"

[@dvdreview7956]

Chainsaw Guy in the hood

[@reneamador8466]

Even though the graphics weren't the best this is honestly one of the best gta games ever. I love the customization that you can do. You can get fat. Get skinny. Get buff. Choose where to eat. Work out and even learn like different fighting styles. Its so cool

[@MrCjosue24]

Cop:"Don’t move."
CJ: "Give me something to eat." 🤣🤣🤣

[@xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

I still discover new things about this game. Great video.

[@williameggly145]

3:48 the guy who gets jacked “got to get me a gat!” 😂

[@Megistius]

0:12 underrated roast

[@thatdeathstepguy8719]

This game just had it all.

[@wolfhurricane897]

Cj: "I got weight on my side."
Me: "you also got diabetes and clogged arteries."

[@MythicSuns]

plot twist: those are the names of the 2 other fat guys in his crew.

[@BurghFinsFan]

“You wanted to be caught.”
“Get me something to eat.”
💀

[@Itsghostvenom]

2:44 :We All Have The Riight To Remain Stuuuupiiid" 😂
CJ: Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?

[@Rio-ke9he]

Better than cyberjunk

[@MakaiHassanRhamdas]

0:24 3:24 4:28

[@legendaryboi1226]

The same guy

[@footballnotsooccer600]

That guy is one of the best characters on the game XDD

[@dvdreview7956]

Orange Hoodie Dude: You so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck!

[@ForcingShots]

4:05 lol

[@mikedawolf95]

4:25 “I’m gonna spend this on a good meal” XD