GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes [Part 1]
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- Grand Theft Auto San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes - Part 1 (Los Santos Chapter #1)
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This video shows a selection of the most popular and interesting moments and quotes from the first Los Santos Chapter storyline.
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"best moments"???? the whole damn game was the best moment
OOOOHHHHHH
All you had to do was to follow the damn train CJ
Alphieboy except the zero missions
I played it again but it was pretty bad
@@ouwebok3356 what you talkin about, this game is a masterpiece
My younger self didn’t appreciate this jokes enough. They are hilarious 😂
Same but that yo soy Grande I'll smoke you coming from Big Smoke was too funny
facts bro, i did always laugh when Jeffrey.... oops my bad OG Loc was in any scene
@@Cheeks730 OG Loc made me laugh cause he acts hard, but everyone knows he is softer than wet noodles 😂😂😂
I’ll
Is gta san still worth to play?
16:35
Smoke: “Shit! Thats gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin the blunt!”
Never gets old 😂
i mean if i were in that story i wouldnt stop yammerin bout it every 18 seconds XD
@@BilalKuvapra2008 ha
D
So fucking true…
6:47 I really love this. Truly a sibling moment. We can really see CJ is the little shit of the family. Probs Brian too but he's dead. Sigh...
That "Shut up Carl" was great, Made me laugh hard
Brian from his grave:"shut up,Carl"
@@POPCATthe3rd 💀💀💀
Carl Johnson, The greatest character ever created by Rockstar.
Technically Trevor was the best in terms of personality and uniqueness. Everyone just has the classic passionate love for CJ which is why i still prefer him.
Saurabh Kanhere
Dammit.. how did i know some unintelligent person would respond to that comment.. where did i mention vice city or anything to due with it.... I mentioned TREVOR PHILLIPS who is a more thought out and well designed character than CJ. I STILL LIKE CJ BETTER THOUGH
***** Ape.
***** Whatever you say, kid.
***** ok
"I know you're blind but you gotta see this man" 😂😂
Poor Woozie
"I'm blind not stupid"
V. ? “I’m stupid not blind”
What you gon do if the ballas come thru? Throw shoes at em?
aeon has has
"Like it says in the book, we are both blessed, and cursed"
"wHaT fUcKiNg bOoK??"
Same things that makes us laugh makes us cry
The bible homie
01:01 I always came back for this moment
*"IT AIN'T ME, FOOL!"*
Ryder : Give up the money! This a RAID!
Pizza Guy : Ryder not this again.
Ryder : *It ain't me fool*
No one else is that small. I feel sorry for your dad
@Joseph Kobatake me too and I've been playing since I was like 5 xD
Ohh shit run
U sir are a genius😂😂😂😂😂
Joseph Kobatake i dont get it lol
“Same ol’ CJ! busta, straight busta!”
*3 seconds later*
*A W S H I T R U N*
Haha
Ah S H I T here we go again
@Carl Johnson You still a busta To me
@@ryder5813 not a busta if he had to deal with you all the time
@@byakuyatogami1802
Wait. Aren't U supposed to be blind?
2:35 What Almost Everyone Came For
No
8:48
2 number nines 😂
CJ's face when Big Smoke finishes making his extensive request... so hilarious!
1:56
0:27 samuel Jackson.. damn..I was young to realize who the voice actor was
And The Game as well
"hell yeah"
"hell yeah what?
"hell yeah sir!"
"Now go make that mothafuckin toilet sparkle"
IdioticVidz all you had to do was copy gta quote to get a lot of likes and views
all you had to do was waste your time posting this garbage reply.
Fuck that fooo
hell yeah *roar*
I didn’t realize Loc was getting clapped in prison until I got older 😂
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTT
Lmaoooo now you know 😹
What does that mean?
@@makara2711 he put his yay at a funeral
Same bro😂😂
17:38 Cj predicted the future 😱
No
No, it's just the same shit happening for years.
@@devrim-oguz Oh really
Nah that’s crazy gang 😭
The nostalgia is actually insane. I grew up with this. What a great childhood having a notepad full of cheat codes lol
It's strange, Los Santos feels like my hometown.
At least it was before you fucked everything up.
You live in Los Angeles?
@@LGaragem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel the same. And I live in Siberia lol.
Tell that to people that played samp for the past 15 years
"It ain't me fool"
- Ryder, 1992
No one else is that small!, i feel sorry for your dad!.
12:20😂😂😂 “SO?”🤣
2:32 Such a great way to dodge a question. Thank you for the tip Smoke
You aren't a GTA player if you don't know Big Smoke's full order.
xDante 00 I’m too intelligent for this shit
2 no9 no9 large no6 with an extra dip 2 number 45 one with cheese and a large soda
@@ismailfardane3207 you missed "a number 7", you aint real gangsta
You mean that two number nines, one large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number 45s (one with cheese) and the large soda thing, right...? I MEAN HOW MUCH CAN A GUY EAT DAYUM!
THERES KETCHUP ALL OVER THE SEAT
ahhhhh all those references you didn't get when you was 12 years old are now clear as fucking day... lmao
DarthPingu07 like?????
+sid kapoor thats gon be a hell of a story to tell when we passin the blunt
LMAOOO ^ I didnt get that shit too I thought it was "pass in the blunt"
sid kapoor When Freddy says to Loc "You dropped the soap sugar!"
+sid kapoor i'm guessing you was exposed at an early age... poor guy.
"Hey, Carl, ignore that motherfucker, you did good today."
The motivation tho.😂
2:33 I'M HUNGRY!
1:32 'Hey, slow down, fool. You don't even know which door it is.'
'Whatever man..'
*points to only door in hallway*
'..this it?'
'Yeah this is it right here'
Still gets me every time
hotwire96 lmfao I just noticed that
It could be doors behind the camera angle....
There is actually another door in that hallway, you can't see it here but you can see it in Beat down at the B dup.
hotwire96 zheya this it
"check out special agent big smoke"
that foreshadowing..
*I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!*
Michael O Callaghan have you heard the theory that Ryder wasnt supposed to be the antagonist because in the cut scene even tho he with big smoke CJ never mentions his name.
I always was wondering that why CJ never mentioned Ryder... he may not be as big as Smoke( in every meaning), but he is certainly an important character.. I just don't understand the developers sometimes.
i am the best there ever was
@@vargadaniel4089 either rockstar didnt pay him enough(which rockstar has a history of doing)and he left or he was too busy making music. They literally reused lines and slowed them down and CJ never mentions Ryder. And he also just immediately kills his childhood friend without him giving an explanation. Ryder's change was definitely late in development
11:53 this is soo hillarious 🤣🤣🤣
Can't stop replaying and laughing
😂😂😂
Ryder chilling in his backyard and "it was a good day" playing is truly blissful vibe ❤
this game really illustrated the life of a criminal with moments like that, above everything living a thug life is about having freedom, its probably a damn wednesday afternoon too and bro has no obligations
13:23
CJ doesn't want to go to the party, but once OG Loc explains he won't be rapping, CJ suddenly is alright with going
lmao
Globo I couldn’t blame him but now days is rather hear that than some of these newer artist.
"Thought the motherfucking mic was broke"
Og was one of the bedt character
Psycho pathic 22 For me he is one of the annoying character. But, in artwork, he looks cool.
og loc perfectly explains today's artist
just mash words together and hope for the best
GTA San Andreas is a goddamn masterpiece
The Engie That Cried Nope true that
The Engie That Cried Nope true
Hell yea
The Engie That Cried Nope Memes, fun, refrence, good story, gameplay, controls, mods, multiplayer.. its just A legend.
The Engie That Cried Nope
Yup, I agree with you there
3:52 makes me laugh every time 🤣
7:22
CJ's wearing that fake mustache makes it perfect
-Man, stop being so negative! Focus on the good news!
-Such as?
-We ain't dead, and your trigger finger stil works fool!
SAN ANDREAS is love
Ian Delos Angeles CJ: Yeah Who's negative now Bitch
Big Smoke:Point taken,Ill keep my mouth shut from now on
keenan7434 i can drive as well ad CJ man im telling you
GamerSpyro 5643 lol yea
keenan7434 man wassup
keenan7434 xD
12:12 "Is he available for coh-myoo-nee-kay-shun?"
Very underrated line.
Sorry dude, i didn't know that you writed this too, so, coh-myoo-nee-kay-shun?
@@nectarwithj Yes 👍
Yeah, really
Imagine if he said that for 10 minutes lmao.. 😂😂
Who? Loc?
2:35 - Starting the best moment.
When your mom comes home and you and your siblings forgot to take the chicken out the freezer - 9:13
''We can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?''
officer Tenpenny at his best
BNDo bad ass
wheres that bit?
Ali Abbas the very first donut shop scene
BuHzaRRo sjsjs
the best game ever. written like a movie, hollywood voice acting, perfect soundtrack for all tastes,memorable dialogue and characters and a huge open world where you can do almost everything. even the imperfection and glitches of the graphics somehow make it cooler.
Quiet u weakling
@@Assassino275 lol fuck you gta v kid
Assassino275 what an idiot honestly, not even a proper argument.
Yeah boy
@@Assassino275 Fat boi
17:39. CJ was way ahead of the curve.
You mean the thing about George Floyd?
@@thevaldis1167 no, the thing about curious george
Grzesiek Floryda
Torturing people isn't new.
@@maxpulido4268 And he wasn't the only victim, but I wonder if he said "Please"
I just realized that CJ had to be registered in the passenger list for his flight to Los Santos, and the coroner should be able to estimate the moment Pendlebury was shot. That would not only exonerate CJ but also incriminate Tempenny and Pulaski. But idk Los Santos is completely corrupt anyway lol
“Hey excuse me jose yo soy el grando smokio and I want that grass, comprende ?” Lmao
What is the translation?
Dragneel Ace that’s not right spanish actually, he’s just asking for weed(grass)
I’m latin and that quote make me laugh so much.
Alanlion14 one thing I don’t understand why spanish country people are addressed as latins, Latin is a language of italy and a billion of times different from spanish and south american people,
BigHavoc 666 there are diferences, the countries for Central America, México and South America are called Latín-Americans. That’s why sometimes we call ourselves latins.
"Who?"
"Offcier hernandez,i work with tenmenny and pulaski"
"Oh,the bitch" best quote XD
"Admit it you just they bitch"
Cj's quotes are disastrous!
*Whatever you say bitch*
@@Zorisura when did he say it??
Whos tenmenny
i laughed so hard at that when i first heard it 😂😂
11:13 probably one of the best dialogue cut scene in the game! So many memories ❤
3:09
The police : "nah, this shit above my paygrade"
Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta!
Ryder Ryder nigga
Ryder, you sherm-head!
you sherm head
:D
How did the guy miss that shot. He was right there. lol
*cashier pulls out a shotgun*
Ryder: OH SHIT! RUN!
2:07 "Good afternoon, Balla dope pushers! Grove Street OG's come to do damage" *PING*
Lmao, that scene gets me everytime.
Lol That *PING* took him out
"come to do damage" is part of my vocabulary thanks to this game
I could've swore he said 'pussies' until now 😳
Kinda mad how Big Smoke was a double crosser the whole time. Was too young to understand the whole plot at the time
4:50 yet you couldn’t shoot three vagos off the train 🤦🏽♂️ smh
16:41 best gangsta line in the entire game
New Gta should be about whats goin on in Brooklyn right now Subscribe to my channel for ny gang content (Crips, Blood, Gangster Disiples)
@Goodstranger44 go to my channel
Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin' the blunt!.
We saw the video
"We could shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you"
That's the greatest line I've ever heard in a video game😂
I think my favourite line is from nearly hitting a pedestrian
"Scuse you you fuck"
it's so corny
Even as a kid I loved that line
Big Smoke: Hold my number 9
This game was and still is a pure and absolute masterpiece
Still being played on and offline after all those years. Legendary game.
low quality graphic game with the best damn storyline with the best jokes 😂😂
Jamal Ross it was made in 2004 but it needs a remastered version with better graphics like COD4
Jamal Ross Well Technicaly at its time it has amazing graphics
for a game made in 2004 this masterpiece has amazing graphics
When it was released it looked very realistic to people lol
Haha I'm from the streets so i enjoyed the jokes and the games plot.
I wished they made a remaster
"hey man"
"wassup"
"wanna go to prison?"
"WHAT"
"hehehehehehe"
WUT*
Nah
bucky barnes 100th like
lol
That foreshadowing got me! XD
17:36 THIS AGED MERCILESSLY BAD
2:02 he cracked the camera
Emmet: I've always got high quality merchandise
Carl:
16:02
I mean to be fair, he has been spray and prayin for quite some time, add the fact infinite ammo... .3.
LMAOOOOOOO
"Well... EMMET AIN'T THE PENTAGON."
LMFAO
STUPID BITCH😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️👏👏👏!!!!
I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Best scene ever XD
+Fare It is stuck in my head forever, I always remember the right order
When you realize that was just him stalling so he wouldn't have to kill the ballas, not to spoil if you haven't gotten far in the missions but big smoke is secretly with tenpenny and the ballas
Let's Go Blues! Holy shit dude. I've completed this game way over 30 times and I never thought that he was just stalling, i just always found it funny because he was fat that's why he ordered that much lol. However, i did in fact notice that it was strange how after that he wouldn't shoot the ballas in that drive-by, but yeah man thanks for a different perspective.
+Plisko Lol didn't you get the ending?
gimme me a number 6 with extra dip
12:25 I've always wanted an oportunity to say ''So...?'' to somebody
9:44
When I started to learn how to cook potato chips.
This is easily my favorite GTA story.
Ikr
Same here! Up there with GTA4 imo. GTA4 is a bit more somber, but I think it was great in its own way.
GTA5 on the other hand, sheesh.. It's some 10000 miles below sealevel compared to those two.
Solid Snake I feel you bro! the thing is with GTA 4.. lmao the only thing good was the story. Everything else was garbage about that game
Fuckoff so true I just bought it and have nothing to do now. San Andreas and five have so much to do compared to any other gta. Also five has the best character : Trevor
@@-Anonymous-. You never played gta 4
7:02
O.G Loc: Your ass is mine!
O.G Loc: Oh, no no no I didn't mean it like that!
Itsghostvenom GVC What? Who? You want fries with that?
@@pottytheparrot310 ko mu ne kay shunnn???
ohh you mean jeffry
It was in reference that Jeffery was raped by that person in prison for 3 weeks
"i don't need your scrawny ass"
I love this. the game tells a great story with so many characters and so much character development and on top of that it has some of the best comedy ever...many lines feel iconic
GTA San Andreas was one of best things that happened in my childhood. My memory have almost every road and area of this game. Ironically I don't even know much about my own city. Thank you universe for this.
“Slow down fool. You don’t even know which door it is”
“Whatever man. Is this it ?”
“Yeah this it right here”
😭😭😭😭
WavyAnt _ nobody:
OG LOC: I’m Gangsta
If you put it 0.5 sounds like they are drunk
1:03 "Ryder, not this again?!"
Ryder: "It ain't me fool"
LOL
"No one else is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"
@@dougmurraydrumsred”Shit you crazy! Let’s get up outta here!”
4:37 "Well what you gonna do if the Ballas roll through, throw shoes at 'em?"
Love that part gets me all the time 😂
@@coilinhiggins5401 Me too. 😂
6:29
CJ : Hey Loc, get back here, nigga you crazy !
Also CJ: "gets bike first"
3:19 a Ballas just chillin on the roof of the car 😂😂💀
If you remember every single one of these moments, you spent a lot of time with this game lol I know I did
binary1123 ohh yes good times even Vice City and 3
binary1123 Yeah man I spent over a 1000 hours on this game and I am still playing it.
Me too.
binary1123 yup :D
i remember every single line and quote and scene from this game. i can easily replay the whole game misison by mission in my head with all the correct lines. yet i cant even remember some of my friends names. Thats how much of a huge part of my life this game was when i was a kid. Also the voice acting was top notch and had some awesome actors. newer games dont have that. and they dont improvise in any way. gta sa is so gangsta and real because real gangstas and rappers from the 90's voiced the characters and added their own elements to the game..
The entire Sweet and Kendl scene at the Graveyard is Gold. I remember the scene so vividly I can recite the lines like I heard it 2 seconds ago
13:47 🤣🤣🤣
now that im older, this shit is hilarious
"I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge!"
"That is put dust in my weed"
KRMA VDMarne It's Ese not is
Vincent Vega "CJ don't run out on me again".
"I smoke cuz I gives me piece of mind"
Them white boys had me on Crystal Meth
17:45 Even a corrupted tempenny respect human’s Life more than Derreck Chauvin
8:48 - 8:50 this never gets old 😂😂
That line haunts my dreams LMAO
8:48 this is immortal
maxiqum s1 nigga was mad you he walked off and disappeared into thin air
If only CJ was though. 😔
9:58 I guess I've never failed this mission because this cutscene was new to me! So Ryder just leaves if you fail?! LOL!
4
I hate this mission as a child. I didn't know english and just do what I know. Didn't know I supposed to walk silently. Failed it dozens of times, the following train mission is many times easier for me than that.
Always felt bitter that Ryder left me there. Damn him.
I shot the dudes head with a sniper close range which made a glitch where he wasn’t triggered which I can run around the house freely ignoring the noise
@@GBV- nice
@@rachelciel3330 me too I didn't speak English and I failed it so many times back then 😂
2:34 - never gets old
yo this video is awesome, these memories make me cry
"Ryder! Not this again!"
" It aint me,fool!"
Non-one else is that small. I feel sorry for your dad.
SHIT! CHU CRAZY! LET'S GET UP OUTTA HERE!
This pizza parlor is not push over
I wasn't ready for 14:02. Spat out all my water
John Sandoval like what the fuck..😂😂
That the best line for me
3:41
Ryder : My soda! It's all over the f* floor!
Sweet : Well you can suck it up once we're done.
Big smoke: “we ain’t dead yet and your trigger finger still works” lmao😂
I'll have two number 9's...
QProJoeQ a number 9 large...
Dead Pol a number 7...
Dead Pol one with cheese...
LMAO
and then.....?
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!
I knew this would be in the comment.
did anyone else had hard time on that level?
+The Barbie Girl pff, try freefall on PC. Took me 3 years 😂
anybody else notice the dead body under the car @ 13:31?
Ethan Vuolo Man shut the fuck up Cee Lo Green
GTA San Andreas, best moment of my childhood life. GTA San Andreas literally change the gaming world!
Ryder: "Give up the money! This a raid!"
Pizza man: "Ryder! Not this again."
Ryder: "It ain't me, fool!"
So hilarious XD
2:34 your welcome
5:54 makes me always laugh 😂😂
What is CJ doing while OG Loc's speaking?
@@farwahbatool6247 Laughing his ass off
🤣🤣
The nostalgia. Back when I was genuinely happy. 😔
😔
“Whuh? Who? You want fries with that?” Lmao. That whole interaction between the Burger Shot employee and Carl had no right being that damn funny
"best moments" Are you going to show the whole game then?
TRUE... true.
No profile Picture OOF
@No profile Picture yeah that mission with the rc plane blowing up the vans was cancer
GTA San Andreas is the best thing ever
Last time I played was from 2008 to 2016
My youngerself: skips cut scenes.
Olderself: watches cutscenes.
The mission with og loc and Freddie is some of the funniest dialogue ever.
3:17
A policeman doesn't give a damn about shooting and chaos on the street but starts chasing when Carl hits a man
Amigo Seven priorities man 😂
GTA logic.
And thats why we love this game to the core
I hate authorities in sa. At least in Bully I can get authorities on my side by punching someone behind them and run to their vision range when my victim try to hit me back. it's always hilarious to see grown up old man I punched in the street got choked by my own teacher for hitting me.
GTA San Andreas will always be my favorite game it has such amazing story line. A very big and diverse map. Lots of free mode things to do and last but not least. It has the best main character. CJ
I like Big Smoke.
Except for the fact he betrayed the Grove.
I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s one with cheese and a large soda
it also has the best music imo
The San Andreas map may be smaller than the GTA V one, but it sure feels bigger. I mean, it's 3 diverse cities. The places are memorable, since they all are different. In GTA V everything kinda looks the same.
I’ve played this game for over seven years and I played it again on the mobile phone recently. It’s the best GTA game, better than V IMO. So full of fun, and story goes up and down and all over the place, cities, wilds, deserts.. it’s so impressive.
And darn, it’s the reason I came to the US... I want to visit the Golden Gate Bridge and places of interests in this game.
8:47
*ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ*