GTA San Andreas Best Jokes

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2022
  • In this video, we're going to show you the funniest (and best) jokes in GTA San Andreas. From classic one-liners to hilarious gags, we'll have something for everyone in this hilarious jokes collection.
    If you're a fan of GTA San Andreas, then you'll love this collection of the best jokes in the game. From funny easter eggs to hilarious gags, we've got everything you need in this hilarious video. Whether you're a Grand Theft Auto beginner or a seasoned player, this jokes collection video is a must-watch!
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  • @marijapaveticek8715
    @marijapaveticek8715 9 місяців тому +1884

    "I know you are blind, but you gotta see this." Is the best one for me

  • @cchristianjeremy
    @cchristianjeremy 7 місяців тому +893

    "Ryder! Not this again!"
    "It aint me, fool!"
    That is such a classic funny ass line that is forever immortalized. 😂

    • @HarryPlays_28
      @HarryPlays_28 6 місяців тому +64

      "No one is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"

    • @KYOJIRO001
      @KYOJIRO001 6 місяців тому +15

      Oh sh*t run!!!

  • @PythonWood
    @PythonWood Рік тому +1425

    Cant believe i didnt get these jokes back when i was younger, these are funny asf

    • @omrobby
      @omrobby  Рік тому +78

      me too

    • @ArcySeguraTV
      @ArcySeguraTV 10 місяців тому +18

      Same

    • @Bona_Star
      @Bona_Star 9 місяців тому +41

      True, they are funnier than nowdays jokes

    • @Vergil-the-gamer
      @Vergil-the-gamer 8 місяців тому

      same

    • @SilentHotdog28
      @SilentHotdog28 7 місяців тому +16

      The one about the guy always wacking off. never understood that as a kid. At least I understood the Wuzi ones, love Wuzi haha.

  • @54polodf88
    @54polodf88 6 місяців тому +444

    I love how Michael's heist team consists of professional gunners and drivers. Meanwhile, Cj's heist team have 2 random triads guys, a blind guy, a janitor and a nerd but somehow they still make it.

    • @John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle
      @John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle 5 місяців тому +19

      This comment is underrated lmao🤣🤣🤣

    • @jorgecabrera3694
      @jorgecabrera3694 5 місяців тому +23

      One of them has a name. It's Woozies assistant. His name is Guppie

    • @timononp737
      @timononp737 3 місяці тому +13

      Well, Caligula’s heist was in 1992, much simpler time

    • @John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle
      @John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle 3 місяці тому +15

      @@timononp737 there were serial killers in every block that time you can't say it's simpler just cause you probably think Micheal's heist was better

    • @MatthewMcRowan
      @MatthewMcRowan 2 місяці тому +3

      CJ was just much more successful and talented compared to Michael

  • @M1551NGN0
    @M1551NGN0 Рік тому +595

    3:49 holy f that's the biggest insult in the whole game….

    • @omrobby
      @omrobby  Рік тому +102

      Dark joke

    • @M1551NGN0
      @M1551NGN0 Рік тому +61

      @@omrobby i know right! My heart literally got an attack in the dilemma of whether to laugh or to cry 🥲

    • @fatihkartal2513
      @fatihkartal2513 Рік тому +26

      He should be angry

    • @coby9282
      @coby9282 Рік тому +51

      Torino is such a savage :D

    • @M1551NGN0
      @M1551NGN0 Рік тому +11

      @@fatihkartal2513 he must be but he couldn't have done anything

  • @ArcySeguraTV
    @ArcySeguraTV 8 місяців тому +182

    "Oh i guess you two *WOULD* know what a hooker looks like"
    "You say that like its a bad thing"
    "SHUT UP CARL" 🤣

  • @k125catu5
    @k125catu5 Рік тому +521

    All GTA Series had its uniqueness. But San Andreas will always be a classic game.

  • @mpgunawan
    @mpgunawan 11 місяців тому +313

    "Now I know you are blind, man - but you gotta see this." Daaamnnnn 😂😂😂

  • @glenbenton4855
    @glenbenton4855 8 місяців тому +275

    GTA SA is such a timeless, fun and well executed story its crazy how long it was for its time. Fun and timeless

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 5 місяців тому +3

      Although it's definitely the hardest

  • @KZ1994able
    @KZ1994able 9 місяців тому +264

    11:02 Where Elon Musk got his X logo from 🤣

  • @Wertyber
    @Wertyber 5 місяців тому +60

    10:54 I love how Cesar genuinely sounds so annoyed when CJ asked him twice

  • @Curiousboy265
    @Curiousboy265 7 місяців тому +122

    0:45 "it aint me fool" like dude 💀😂

  • @peanutbutterisgood911
    @peanutbutterisgood911 7 місяців тому +194

    Man woozie's a funny guy considering the fact that he's triad boss😂😂

    • @achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643
      @achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643 7 місяців тому +18

      I thought the boss was Ran Fa Li

    • @TheLegendaryWarrior643
      @TheLegendaryWarrior643 6 місяців тому

      there are different branches of the triads wooizie is boss of the mountain cloud boys and ran fa li is boss of the red gecko tong@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643

  • @yungbackshots
    @yungbackshots 7 місяців тому +87

    8:47 Ogglock 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭

    • @TheBlueboy7777
      @TheBlueboy7777 6 місяців тому +15

      Thats what i read and pronounce it when i was a kid lol ogglock😂

    • @Raina_mz
      @Raina_mz 3 місяці тому

      😂

  • @gamerswindows8andoneplus205
    @gamerswindows8andoneplus205 6 місяців тому +58

    3:48 is hilarious 💀

  • @antomichael943
    @antomichael943 7 місяців тому +92

    19:39 woozie being a champ and a menace

    • @crack4184
      @crack4184 5 місяців тому +12

      Woozie is such a gem

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 2 місяці тому +4

      Every person, not just blind, gotta have self-confidence like Woozie.

  • @rannoda9984
    @rannoda9984 Рік тому +124

    3:50 😭😭😭😭😭He doesn't care about CJ's feelings

  • @russellpadilla7096
    @russellpadilla7096 7 місяців тому +54

    just realized pulaski unknowingly jabbed at hernandez when he told the taxi driver to leave 😂

  • @widjojohuang7854
    @widjojohuang7854 6 місяців тому +45

    10:18 this one got me 😂

  • @patrickhavens2943
    @patrickhavens2943 7 місяців тому +37

    0:49 every time I play the gta v mission “Chop” I always think Lamar is gonna say “it ain’t me fool” when the balla recognizes him lmao

  • @Fearless_Gamer96
    @Fearless_Gamer96 Рік тому +197

    What a way to finish the video, with the greatest order ever made 😂
    Take care of yourself and keep them coming Om !

    • @omrobby
      @omrobby  Рік тому +17

      thank you. you are too kind. sorry for the late respond.

  • @MehNameIsJeff
    @MehNameIsJeff 9 місяців тому +55

    "Ay what are you still doing here?"
    "I live here"
    *"OH OK you can stay :)"*

  • @markodi69
    @markodi69 8 місяців тому +64

    3:50
    Bro toreno was wild 💀

    • @HennryIsGone
      @HennryIsGone 7 місяців тому +7

      Classic rockstar.

    • @PicolloRun
      @PicolloRun 5 місяців тому +9

      probably my fav character all time from gta 😂

  • @mfkrwithabrain
    @mfkrwithabrain 9 місяців тому +63

    My favorite is still a wise sentence by one of the npc:
    "you're like my as*h*le always holding up sh*t"

    • @Thelemonlicorice
      @Thelemonlicorice 4 місяці тому +1

      Good ol Orange 12, the man himself.

    • @cerobathetalllady
      @cerobathetalllady 25 днів тому +2

      LMFAO, and it's from the best NPC in the entire series: Orange 12 or as we like to call him, Tweleve.

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 7 місяців тому +28

    "I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off" is the single greatest line in the game

  • @antomichael943
    @antomichael943 7 місяців тому +106

    18:20 man that was unexpected

  • @prietos23
    @prietos23 11 місяців тому +123

    15:40 oh man, you cut it at the best part! great vid tho, i love the way you connected some clips

    • @araigumakiruno
      @araigumakiruno 9 місяців тому +54

      'im blind carl not stupid' the best quote from woozie

  • @pinkgreenmelon2209
    @pinkgreenmelon2209 7 місяців тому +45

    The oglock radio was too funny 😂

  • @mugurlutr9208
    @mugurlutr9208 10 місяців тому +28

    "Now I know you're blind man, but you gotta see this" Bro literally showing him a board 😂

  • @egorp.7780
    @egorp.7780 8 місяців тому +39

    I'm blind, Carl, not stupid 😅

  • @dxrbkn5145
    @dxrbkn5145 9 місяців тому +44

    The janitor joining the actual heist mission was so fucking funny

  • @Mohammadkwt
    @Mohammadkwt 8 місяців тому +74

    “What do I look like I’m made of? Pudding?” 😂

    • @MuscleMMan
      @MuscleMMan 4 місяці тому +1

      No bro! You Made of bold and bravery mann✌🗿

  • @John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle
    @John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle 5 місяців тому +9

    "Everyone has a street infront of their house. That doesn't make you cool" Caught me of guard as a person who barely listens to the radio🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinmathew9170
    @kevinmathew9170 7 місяців тому +26

    3:48 wow thats one hell of a response

  • @Hivoo3660
    @Hivoo3660 11 місяців тому +39

    2:03 too good

  • @TheBlueboy7777
    @TheBlueboy7777 6 місяців тому +29

    Not just the cut scen's but *the radio commercials and the legendary npc's* lol seriously i love gta san andreas even today! its feels so alive! Compare gta5... Its really like another world!☺

    • @Pimpdaddy_payne
      @Pimpdaddy_payne 6 місяців тому +2

      “The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dawgs”

  • @aotako407
    @aotako407 5 місяців тому +7

    10:46 I love CJ fucking around with Cesar here

  • @HaythamAlsayed
    @HaythamAlsayed 10 місяців тому +11

    "Does the pope shit in the woods" has become part of my vocabulary

  • @herrwallace7581
    @herrwallace7581 Рік тому +50

    This game is just something else bro, thanks for making videos like this, appreciate it man ❤️

  • @SimplyShako
    @SimplyShako 5 місяців тому +10

    6:27 the way he's speaking always gets me 🤣

  • @HennryIsGone
    @HennryIsGone 7 місяців тому +23

    "You're so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck"
    Orange 21.

    • @princerawat4297
      @princerawat4297 4 місяці тому +1

      Who the fuck said that lmao😂😂

    • @lamepotato86
      @lamepotato86 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@princerawat4297Here's another one, "The back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs." 😂😂😂

    • @cerobathetalllady
      @cerobathetalllady 25 днів тому

      ​@@princerawat4297 here's another other one: "Do ya shower in doo-doo?"

  • @virtuaspeedone
    @virtuaspeedone 7 місяців тому +10

    2:50 cj fustrated because everyone he works for is always high af

  • @whatsupfellas9988
    @whatsupfellas9988 11 місяців тому +28

    i almost die the part "what you do on ballas throw shoes at him😂

    • @Heby2149
      @Heby2149 4 місяці тому

      Lol me too 2:02

  • @scottm8292
    @scottm8292 6 місяців тому +13

    17:14 Brilliant, especially given the early 90s setting for San Andreas.

    • @jaydaykoth
      @jaydaykoth 6 місяців тому

      Dude can’t stop slaying his one eyed trouser snake

    • @micohdeguzmandmd
      @micohdeguzmandmd 5 місяців тому +1

      I don't get it

  • @MKB147
    @MKB147 Рік тому +48

    16:54
    he probably got 21 lol

    • @danishqureshi514
      @danishqureshi514 Місяць тому

      Bro was stuttering when he realised that he lost to CJ 💀

  • @William1275_Death-Gaming
    @William1275_Death-Gaming 8 місяців тому +12

    Cj: "throw shoe's at e'm?"
    me In The Game Fr: Cheats B)

  • @user-mx1rb2vz3v
    @user-mx1rb2vz3v 5 місяців тому +3

    the best one is definitely when CJ says "i appreciate your input, but please fuck off"

  • @justcallmeBIG_L
    @justcallmeBIG_L 5 місяців тому +4

    19:23 lol ok you can stay 😂

  • @lanczibotond7493
    @lanczibotond7493 2 місяці тому +1

    "We need to see what you're made of"
    CJ: WHAT DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF? PUDDING?

  • @navedqureshi4412
    @navedqureshi4412 8 місяців тому +8

    And when Sweet asks CJ about Maccer. That conversation is funny too.

  • @Binchilling575
    @Binchilling575 4 місяці тому +2

    I love how CJ knew Woozie was blind from so long and still acted like he was normal

  • @buschfan0818
    @buschfan0818 4 місяці тому +4

    "What u gon' do if the ballas roll through, throw shoes at em?" 💀

  • @kingmaverick5840
    @kingmaverick5840 8 місяців тому +15

    6:46 well, I didn't mean date him😂😂😂😂

  • @thewarlord9238
    @thewarlord9238 7 місяців тому +11

    bruh, i played this a lot back in the day, but i did'nt notice the jokes man, these are funny af

  • @neelamsharma801
    @neelamsharma801 Рік тому +20

    3:55😂

  • @cloudshifter
    @cloudshifter 8 місяців тому +21

    Ironic how the guy who calls you busta was the biggest backstabbing busta in the game.

  • @punkbrigade
    @punkbrigade 2 місяці тому +2

    The pope joke with cesar gets me everytime

  • @fernandojimenez1173
    @fernandojimenez1173 7 місяців тому +7

    "Ogloc" 😂😂😂😂 how did I miss that one for so long hahaha

  • @JonnyTheRWBYDude2004
    @JonnyTheRWBYDude2004 8 місяців тому +6

    “Or Lopez either, you racist f**k that ain’t how moms raised us!”🤣🤣

  • @TheTimbs_
    @TheTimbs_ Рік тому +33

    Triad dude looks like Neo from the matrix. That’s probably why he won racing.

    • @M1551NGN0
      @M1551NGN0 Рік тому +1

      More like Morpheus with those glasses

    • @rolandhazuki8787
      @rolandhazuki8787 Рік тому +5

      One thing that makes me wonder, he blind but can race a car & shoot a gangster too 😅
      Woozie is like a superhero Daredevil or some sort 😅

  • @alejandrooo9495
    @alejandrooo9495 6 місяців тому +22

    12:42 no idea why i found this so funny, but i did

  • @Les1o
    @Les1o 8 місяців тому +8

    9:15 bruh the ak sounds powerful as fuck reminds me of cs 1.6

  • @lebronjamefan
    @lebronjamefan Рік тому +17

    Congrats on the 20k subs. U prolly don't remember me but ya. I'm happy for u

    • @omrobby
      @omrobby  Рік тому +3

      Actually I was nearly got 25k but I lost a lot of my subscribers after I deleted all the best jokes videos.

    • @lebronjamefan
      @lebronjamefan Рік тому +2

      @@omrobby i loved the uncharted one lmao

  • @josececilio3459
    @josececilio3459 7 місяців тому +9

    10:46
    I'm with Cesar on this one, I have no idea what "does the pope shits on the woods" means
    Cus i'm Brazilian

    • @osplimos2378
      @osplimos2378 7 місяців тому +2

      é uma respostada pra quando alguém faz uma pergunta que a resposta é obviamente sim ou obviamente não
      exemplo: um caba chega na escola com gesso no braço e alguém pergunta "did you break your arm?" e o cara responde "does the pope shit in the woods?"

  • @ItsMePablo__
    @ItsMePablo__ 7 місяців тому +15

    4:10 Is that real 😮?

    • @omrobby
      @omrobby  7 місяців тому +6

      This dialogue between OG Loc and Lazlow came from the radio but I made this scene with some mods for visualization purposes.

  • @Koko24250
    @Koko24250 7 місяців тому +7

    Nah I'm with Caesar, I never got the question after 19 years lmaooo Does a pope shit in the woods????😂😂😂😂

  • @sngwon__h_ch8401
    @sngwon__h_ch8401 6 місяців тому +6

    Some of the best lines are in conversations with Woozie and the triads 😂 but smoke and ryder are real memes… yeah and mike is just a cheeky Guy

  • @Nasserist1969
    @Nasserist1969 10 місяців тому +9

    i can't even remember Og Loc talking to that guy

    • @omrobby
      @omrobby  10 місяців тому +13

      it's not on screen, only on radio interview. i created that scene for visual purpose.

  • @shaunrosario112
    @shaunrosario112 8 місяців тому +7

    Nah the Wu Zi Mu bits are just insanely funny 😭😭😭

  • @OSHEEVitaminWater
    @OSHEEVitaminWater Місяць тому +3

    Bro the OG Loc's interviewer is the funniest unimportant character in the game

    • @omrobby
      @omrobby  Місяць тому

      His name is Lazlo.

  • @Carlos-so9sk
    @Carlos-so9sk 8 місяців тому +7

    This is one of the 100 reasons of SA being the best RPG game ever created

  • @kartucat9714
    @kartucat9714 5 місяців тому +1

    One of the best GTA San Andreas joke for me is in radio "so this is the man og loc" OG loc:"hry my name is OG LOC!"

  • @mohammedridhakammoun5763
    @mohammedridhakammoun5763 18 днів тому +1

    *mom told me to not to talk to stranger*
    *and look what happend to the bi...*
    Got me killed 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Megapolis199
    @Megapolis199 10 днів тому

    “Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people.” My favourite

  • @alexandreguyot2258
    @alexandreguyot2258 2 місяці тому +2

    weird guy on phone: now first we need to see what you're made of. CJ: What do i look i'm i'm made of?!? Pudding?!? Me: *dying of laughter at **9:10*

  • @helloimskip
    @helloimskip 5 місяців тому +3

    The fact its 21 minutes just shows how great the writing is

  • @kzander8002
    @kzander8002 2 місяці тому +2

    13:57 first i thought mad dogg was rapping by the subtitles 😂😂

  • @goodkedi6982
    @goodkedi6982 5 місяців тому +3

    6:52 Kill him? I ain't mean date him 😂

  • @3timez
    @3timez 8 місяців тому +6

    "Now first we need to see what you're made of.."
    "What it look like I'm made of... PUDD'N?"

  • @thealpacaa
    @thealpacaa 7 місяців тому +4

    Tiny balls? Now just wait a minute.

  • @ahnafmuttaki-vf6xx
    @ahnafmuttaki-vf6xx 7 годин тому +1

    3:47 best one

  • @Snsei_Ndzalidraws
    @Snsei_Ndzalidraws 7 місяців тому +3

    Brings back the memories

  • @SexyGineaPig69
    @SexyGineaPig69 5 місяців тому +2

    6:12. That guy wasn't joking.

  • @arnabh_15
    @arnabh_15 7 місяців тому +1

    “thanks for your input…but please F OFF”😂😂😂

  • @FrozenThunder458
    @FrozenThunder458 5 місяців тому +1

    "Looking real technical gangsta HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH" killed me hahahaha😊

  • @rima7286
    @rima7286 Рік тому +4

    I MISSED THESE

  • @anthonyvaldez-wf4mw
    @anthonyvaldez-wf4mw 6 місяців тому

    I love the joke of that characters, because CJ tell him said, "Can you help me right now?" Tereno said, "Well, actually, no, that means no."

  • @dmitriblyat8237
    @dmitriblyat8237 Місяць тому

    "We can sh#t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you."
    The most funny dialogue in my opinion.

  • @Miltypooh2001
    @Miltypooh2001 5 місяців тому

    The scene during the mission monster will always be the funniest one to me 😂

  • @lolus093
    @lolus093 4 місяці тому

    I always loved this janitor guy for some reason, idk just the fact that dude lived In a closet of a Triad casino and just because of it he joined one of biggest heists in Las Venturas is just amazing, He is also with you in the mission wich is a cool little detail.

  • @Dummy943
    @Dummy943 Місяць тому

    "Well,what you going to do if ballas roll through,throw shoes at them" 😂

  • @StalwartGamingFromYouTube
    @StalwartGamingFromYouTube 6 місяців тому +3

    No gta jokes can match the laughter I get from two big smoke only jokes. The Cluckin' Bell Order and this 'All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!' 😂😂😂😂

  • @mike-fq7zi
    @mike-fq7zi 4 місяці тому +1

    you forgot the "you picked the wrong house fool" and "All you had to do was follow the god damn train cj" two of the most famous memes for gta sa

  • @user-qb9hi9cu7h
    @user-qb9hi9cu7h 8 місяців тому +4

    Blind but we was racing cars last week 💀
    Its "the boys"meme founder CJ my boooy😂

  • @imaginelossing4657
    @imaginelossing4657 Місяць тому +1

    3:55 this clip was too personal for cj💀

  • @FALL-LAFF-7477
    @FALL-LAFF-7477 4 місяці тому

    I just realize Smoke once said that during the chapter one mission when the 'Eveyone have a street in front of their home' quote spruted. Hell, that's really a good callback tho.

  • @pierpaolomileti9062
    @pierpaolomileti9062 3 місяці тому

    “OGLOC??” The way he said it killed me HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Killer-wi1mr
    @Killer-wi1mr 26 днів тому

    "I thought the motherfucking mic was broke..." XD

  • @nikinho2695
    @nikinho2695 8 місяців тому +7

    12:29 ..lmao