GTA San Andreas Best Jokes
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- Опубліковано 19 лис 2022
- In this video, we're going to show you the funniest (and best) jokes in GTA San Andreas. From classic one-liners to hilarious gags, we'll have something for everyone in this hilarious jokes collection.
If you're a fan of GTA San Andreas, then you'll love this collection of the best jokes in the game. From funny easter eggs to hilarious gags, we've got everything you need in this hilarious video. Whether you're a Grand Theft Auto beginner or a seasoned player, this jokes collection video is a must-watch!
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#omrobby - Ігри
"I know you are blind, but you gotta see this." Is the best one for me
18:23 btw)
Very clever
Carl, are you pointing again?
18:22
I love the "I love you Maggie" part
"Ryder! Not this again!"
"It aint me, fool!"
That is such a classic funny ass line that is forever immortalized. 😂
"No one is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"
Oh sh*t run!!!
Cant believe i didnt get these jokes back when i was younger, these are funny asf
me too
Same
True, they are funnier than nowdays jokes
same
The one about the guy always wacking off. never understood that as a kid. At least I understood the Wuzi ones, love Wuzi haha.
I love how Michael's heist team consists of professional gunners and drivers. Meanwhile, Cj's heist team have 2 random triads guys, a blind guy, a janitor and a nerd but somehow they still make it.
This comment is underrated lmao🤣🤣🤣
One of them has a name. It's Woozies assistant. His name is Guppie
Well, Caligula’s heist was in 1992, much simpler time
@@timononp737 there were serial killers in every block that time you can't say it's simpler just cause you probably think Micheal's heist was better
CJ was just much more successful and talented compared to Michael
3:49 holy f that's the biggest insult in the whole game….
Dark joke
@@omrobby i know right! My heart literally got an attack in the dilemma of whether to laugh or to cry 🥲
He should be angry
Torino is such a savage :D
@@fatihkartal2513 he must be but he couldn't have done anything
"Oh i guess you two *WOULD* know what a hooker looks like"
"You say that like its a bad thing"
"SHUT UP CARL" 🤣
All GTA Series had its uniqueness. But San Andreas will always be a classic game.
"Now I know you are blind, man - but you gotta see this." Daaamnnnn 😂😂😂
GTA SA is such a timeless, fun and well executed story its crazy how long it was for its time. Fun and timeless
Although it's definitely the hardest
11:02 Where Elon Musk got his X logo from 🤣
true xd
Lol thats the proof this game is ahead of its own time
Xoomer Garage
10:54 I love how Cesar genuinely sounds so annoyed when CJ asked him twice
0:45 "it aint me fool" like dude 💀😂
Man woozie's a funny guy considering the fact that he's triad boss😂😂
I thought the boss was Ran Fa Li
there are different branches of the triads wooizie is boss of the mountain cloud boys and ran fa li is boss of the red gecko tong@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643
8:47 Ogglock 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭
Thats what i read and pronounce it when i was a kid lol ogglock😂
😂
3:48 is hilarious 💀
19:39 woozie being a champ and a menace
Woozie is such a gem
Every person, not just blind, gotta have self-confidence like Woozie.
3:50 😭😭😭😭😭He doesn't care about CJ's feelings
just realized pulaski unknowingly jabbed at hernandez when he told the taxi driver to leave 😂
10:18 this one got me 😂
0:49 every time I play the gta v mission “Chop” I always think Lamar is gonna say “it ain’t me fool” when the balla recognizes him lmao
What a way to finish the video, with the greatest order ever made 😂
Take care of yourself and keep them coming Om !
thank you. you are too kind. sorry for the late respond.
"Ay what are you still doing here?"
"I live here"
*"OH OK you can stay :)"*
3:50
Bro toreno was wild 💀
Classic rockstar.
probably my fav character all time from gta 😂
My favorite is still a wise sentence by one of the npc:
"you're like my as*h*le always holding up sh*t"
Good ol Orange 12, the man himself.
LMFAO, and it's from the best NPC in the entire series: Orange 12 or as we like to call him, Tweleve.
"I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off" is the single greatest line in the game
18:20 man that was unexpected
15:40 oh man, you cut it at the best part! great vid tho, i love the way you connected some clips
'im blind carl not stupid' the best quote from woozie
The oglock radio was too funny 😂
Yess🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Now I know you're blind man, but you gotta see this" Bro literally showing him a board 😂
I'm blind, Carl, not stupid 😅
The janitor joining the actual heist mission was so fucking funny
“What do I look like I’m made of? Pudding?” 😂
No bro! You Made of bold and bravery mann✌🗿
"Everyone has a street infront of their house. That doesn't make you cool" Caught me of guard as a person who barely listens to the radio🤣🤣🤣
3:48 wow thats one hell of a response
2:03 too good
Not just the cut scen's but *the radio commercials and the legendary npc's* lol seriously i love gta san andreas even today! its feels so alive! Compare gta5... Its really like another world!☺
“The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dawgs”
10:46 I love CJ fucking around with Cesar here
"Does the pope shit in the woods" has become part of my vocabulary
This game is just something else bro, thanks for making videos like this, appreciate it man ❤️
6:27 the way he's speaking always gets me 🤣
"You're so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck"
Orange 21.
Who the fuck said that lmao😂😂
@@princerawat4297Here's another one, "The back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs." 😂😂😂
@@princerawat4297 here's another other one: "Do ya shower in doo-doo?"
2:50 cj fustrated because everyone he works for is always high af
i almost die the part "what you do on ballas throw shoes at him😂
Lol me too 2:02
17:14 Brilliant, especially given the early 90s setting for San Andreas.
Dude can’t stop slaying his one eyed trouser snake
I don't get it
16:54
he probably got 21 lol
Bro was stuttering when he realised that he lost to CJ 💀
Cj: "throw shoe's at e'm?"
me In The Game Fr: Cheats B)
the best one is definitely when CJ says "i appreciate your input, but please fuck off"
19:23 lol ok you can stay 😂
"We need to see what you're made of"
CJ: WHAT DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF? PUDDING?
And when Sweet asks CJ about Maccer. That conversation is funny too.
I love how CJ knew Woozie was blind from so long and still acted like he was normal
"What u gon' do if the ballas roll through, throw shoes at em?" 💀
6:46 well, I didn't mean date him😂😂😂😂
bruh, i played this a lot back in the day, but i did'nt notice the jokes man, these are funny af
3:55😂
Ironic how the guy who calls you busta was the biggest backstabbing busta in the game.
For real
No he wasn't. Big Smoke was.
@@bkkersey93 Yes Ryder was. There is no denying it
The pope joke with cesar gets me everytime
"Ogloc" 😂😂😂😂 how did I miss that one for so long hahaha
“Or Lopez either, you racist f**k that ain’t how moms raised us!”🤣🤣
Triad dude looks like Neo from the matrix. That’s probably why he won racing.
More like Morpheus with those glasses
One thing that makes me wonder, he blind but can race a car & shoot a gangster too 😅
Woozie is like a superhero Daredevil or some sort 😅
12:42 no idea why i found this so funny, but i did
9:15 bruh the ak sounds powerful as fuck reminds me of cs 1.6
Congrats on the 20k subs. U prolly don't remember me but ya. I'm happy for u
Actually I was nearly got 25k but I lost a lot of my subscribers after I deleted all the best jokes videos.
@@omrobby i loved the uncharted one lmao
10:46
I'm with Cesar on this one, I have no idea what "does the pope shits on the woods" means
Cus i'm Brazilian
é uma respostada pra quando alguém faz uma pergunta que a resposta é obviamente sim ou obviamente não
exemplo: um caba chega na escola com gesso no braço e alguém pergunta "did you break your arm?" e o cara responde "does the pope shit in the woods?"
4:10 Is that real 😮?
This dialogue between OG Loc and Lazlow came from the radio but I made this scene with some mods for visualization purposes.
Nah I'm with Caesar, I never got the question after 19 years lmaooo Does a pope shit in the woods????😂😂😂😂
Some of the best lines are in conversations with Woozie and the triads 😂 but smoke and ryder are real memes… yeah and mike is just a cheeky Guy
i can't even remember Og Loc talking to that guy
it's not on screen, only on radio interview. i created that scene for visual purpose.
Nah the Wu Zi Mu bits are just insanely funny 😭😭😭
Bro the OG Loc's interviewer is the funniest unimportant character in the game
His name is Lazlo.
This is one of the 100 reasons of SA being the best RPG game ever created
One of the best GTA San Andreas joke for me is in radio "so this is the man og loc" OG loc:"hry my name is OG LOC!"
*mom told me to not to talk to stranger*
*and look what happend to the bi...*
Got me killed 😂😂😂😂😂
5:18
“Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people.” My favourite
weird guy on phone: now first we need to see what you're made of. CJ: What do i look i'm i'm made of?!? Pudding?!? Me: *dying of laughter at **9:10*
The fact its 21 minutes just shows how great the writing is
13:57 first i thought mad dogg was rapping by the subtitles 😂😂
6:52 Kill him? I ain't mean date him 😂
"Now first we need to see what you're made of.."
"What it look like I'm made of... PUDD'N?"
Tiny balls? Now just wait a minute.
3:47 best one
Brings back the memories
6:12. That guy wasn't joking.
“thanks for your input…but please F OFF”😂😂😂
"Looking real technical gangsta HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH" killed me hahahaha😊
I MISSED THESE
I love the joke of that characters, because CJ tell him said, "Can you help me right now?" Tereno said, "Well, actually, no, that means no."
"We can sh#t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you."
The most funny dialogue in my opinion.
The scene during the mission monster will always be the funniest one to me 😂
I always loved this janitor guy for some reason, idk just the fact that dude lived In a closet of a Triad casino and just because of it he joined one of biggest heists in Las Venturas is just amazing, He is also with you in the mission wich is a cool little detail.
"Well,what you going to do if ballas roll through,throw shoes at them" 😂
No gta jokes can match the laughter I get from two big smoke only jokes. The Cluckin' Bell Order and this 'All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!' 😂😂😂😂
you forgot the "you picked the wrong house fool" and "All you had to do was follow the god damn train cj" two of the most famous memes for gta sa
Blind but we was racing cars last week 💀
Its "the boys"meme founder CJ my boooy😂
3:55 this clip was too personal for cj💀
I just realize Smoke once said that during the chapter one mission when the 'Eveyone have a street in front of their home' quote spruted. Hell, that's really a good callback tho.
“OGLOC??” The way he said it killed me HAHAHAHAHAHA
"I thought the motherfucking mic was broke..." XD
12:29 ..lmao