MSSP - Matt and Shane's Jobs Before Comedy PART 2
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 31 43 57 64
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Hope you guys are enjoying a lovely Sunday. What rewarding work is awaiting you fine folks tomorrow morning?
I budtend 😅 I work weekends and get the week off.
Gotta change out the hay in 5 chicken coops and also change the oil in my car
Slingin some real estate
Linework
Tech sales and I want to kms
I listened to this sitting in my cubicle, working for the state, drove here in my beat up Camry, and stared at these fucking ceilings. I'm going to read Hemingway and move to Mexico, the poor man's Spain.
"Mexico: the poor mans Spain" hahahaha
life in the big city
Those bennies tho...
“The poor man’s Spain” is hilarious
It's been a year. How is Mexico?
I'm listening to this as I drive a 23 year old shitbox pickup truck 20 miles into town to the pizza place I work at. I sat behind a desk for 5 years and hated every second. Now I'm the Pizza Master. I call the shots now.
Amen
Lit
23 years old is brand new
My grandpa was an engineer and back when he was in college his buddy told him he's gonna quit college and open up a pizza restaurant and asked if my grandpa wanted to go in halves with him. My grandpa said no, I will stick with school and get a good job (ended up working for NASA on the Apollo Missions) his buddy dropped out of college and opened up Pizza Hut.
@@R2D6_10 holy fuck
In highschool, I remember thinking I could be an English teacher or a stand-up comedian. I soon realized I'd more likely end up being a "funny" English teacher rather than a "smart" comedian. I did none of that, I sell TVs (but not smartly or funnily).
You hilariously sell smart TVs
@@alexanderkvitrovn9828 😅
Try an open mic
This is profoundly educational and hilarious.
Shout out to Peepop for being the OG clipper. Best in the biz. True unit. SODTAOE
Fuck yeah dude. Charlie can't surf!
Except they all have ads on them and the main channel isn’t monitized. Stop sucking this dude peen
What’s that say, “sodatich”?
Doing it for free. Hilarious
@@Rocco_P53sodtaoe means suck our dicks to all our enemies 🤣
Shane really is AJ soprano
He never had the makings of a West Point graduate 😂
Whenever Matt and Shane talk about being "alphas" I imagine them as bossy middle aged women. "This is my house. Mama don't play"
I feel like Shane already says this. Lmao. Nailed it.
I heard that in the tim dillons woke gay voice lol
For the other listeners, don't do it you have something to live for.
Doesn’t feel like it some days ngl
Bless this legitimate clip channel. The other ones are just view farms that probably don't even speak English but they try to clip an English-speaking podcast
Jajajajajaja
The agent Orange has damaged their minds
You can tell by their edits. It makes no sense. They suck.
@@JJEERRPP lol
Holy shit bro
That's how we learn English, leave them be 😂😂😂
Listening to this while driving an hour and a half to the jobsite to work outside in the 100 degree heat really makes a man hate his life
Same
Pussies
Man in the exact same position except its -11 for the high lol
Did that for 10 years bro, fuck all that. Find a machine shop with air conditioning and your life will change. I bullshit with bros and listen to this podcast all day while i work
Yeah but ill take 100 degree heat with union benefits and pay local 19 @cvlligula
I got fired from my twist tie factory job when I told my boss I was going to community college, got a call the next day not to come in anymore made me laugh until I realized I had to now go to community college
Listening nearly two months after walking away from a 14 year career. So glad to have time off.
I stg man nothing feels better than quitting a shitty job. You feel like an inmate leaving prison and just not caring anymore, and all your old coworkers are like “dude they’re gonna be pissed!” And you’re just like “fuck em, I quit”
@@talbotdorr682 Job wasn’t shitty in some senses, but I was living in a city/state where my life going nowhere and everything just kept repeating itself. When I left, most people were rooting me on because they wished they could bounce in their 30s and have time to do whatever.
Praise him!! 🙏
I know exactly what you mean, just left after 8 years of dedication and I'm being treated so much better at my new job, plus it's fun.
Get a job loser
Father Peeps blessing us with a 26 minute video. Now that's what I call the full Sunday roast
Just got fired from a two year apprenticeship today and this is the only thing getting me through the day thanks boys. Turning 20 next week and it’s a good feeling knowing life ain’t over these guys been through a fuck Ton of jobs and look at em now
“Life ain’t over.” Dude your life has barely gotten started 😂
Unless you committed a felony, just continue your apprenticeship somewhere else, man.
you're doing good. i was working fast food and selling herb at your age. Didnt have a decent job till 31. You got this bro
You guys are real dawgz
Laying out chemical vinyl sheets for Jeep parts 6 days a week is fun, too. Chemical vapors, covered in fiberglass dust, and you have to request your own respirator.
Take care of yourself, man!
Some companies are scumbags..tell you to buy your own mask..smh
wear a diaper man don’t let that ball cancer get to you
I live in Illinois, and it's time to leave this shit state. Just got back from a job interview in Florida and looks like that's where I'm headed soon. Got a relocation package and all the goodies. My hard work has paid off.
Don't vote Democrat down there
Lol Illinois is the worst
I hope you know how to drive cause everyone that moves here seemingly can’t.
Just moved out of Florida, loves how the states ran but can’t stand the cost of living, no unions and the very low average pay.
@@user-ju9kw9jj4wThat flood insurance alone is brutal. And top it off if stuck in hoa duties
Normally wouldn't comment about something like this but damn good job on the thumbnail 😆. Also does anyone notice how different Shane sounds from this to now? He sounds unsure of himself in this and now on podcasts and his standup he is way more confident/cocky. Same thing with his special, I watched it again for the first time in almost a year and he sounds so unsure of what he's saying and now he's got more of a "fuck you I don't care" style now. Guess that's apart of becoming a big superstar.
Ohhhhh the big ol' Oirish Superstar
no no no no , what you are hearing is these audio tracks pitch shifted higher. Sure, he gained confidence a tad ... but the real thing you are talking about are these youtube reposters ... they change the pitch of the video to avoid copyright. its a little higher pitched. sounds wack
@@blammo8208 naw it's not that. I've listened to hundreds of hours of the dawgs. It's not just pitch. It's tone and the way he talks. Like he wants assurance of what he's saying. He doesn't have that anymore. It's not just this video either
@Sk I get what you're saying. He sounds more sure of himself also just a little older. Happens to most people. If you are an old man with any hesitation in your voice you are a broken soul.
1000%, he used to speak in a much different way early on
What’s peepoppin?
it’s when you sit down to pee
@@ltcrutch1440 he means what’s poppin like what’s up bro
What's up boyeee
born to it
@@dallassunderland yea. i say what’s up like a man. not some millennium slang. slang. all good lol
Bro, I’m driving a 2020 Camry. On my way to my real estate job right now. That intro hurt.
1995 ford
Poor guy lmao
I’m bout to get fired up on Shane sperging out on sum history, we need this
The chicken at Chinese joints is 100% frog
Listening to this in my condo post-divorce just hits different 😂🥲
10 months later, having any luck big dawg
How u doin dawg?
@@jackbeachum3713he fucking killed himself
Dawg?
@@jackbeachum3713 he commented 4 months ago
i never thought i’d be a mailman. i enjoy it thoroughly
Hardscaping,construction,concrete,landscaping, maintenance and carpentry worked since 17 I think this pod nearly gave me a mid life crisis I’m 21
I also worked as a damn chimney sweeper wtf
7 jobs in four years bro you are the problem
He's 21 though dude
i mean at least you’re getting experience 🤷♂️
You've done all that in 4 years 😂😂 did you actually even learn any of them trades 😂😂
This is the best thumbnail I’ve ever seen
Stealing company time chilling in my car getting stoned listening to this, supervisor is out and production done for the day so just chilling
I'm camping behind some compressors upstairs, out of sight out of mind
I was in rock bands or whatever in the 90s and 2000s and lots of the girls my age at that time were in relationships with older men. Now that I'm that age it's suddenly an issue.
I’ve been in “rock bands or whatever” for the past 13 years and I see plenty of women dating their managers, producers or sometimes promoters. I’ve seen 25 year age gaps & that’s just musicians.
@@GrimKardashian Older men will (hopefully) have gained enough experience, confidence, wisdom, and of course money by their mid thirties to be a decent partner, and to me it only makes sense to at that point settle down a bit, but with a younger, healthy woman who can safely have kids (so like, 37ish for the man and maybe 27 for the lady).
Takes two to tango. You sell your soul out of economic fear maybe while I just make it work. I've never cheated, never been abusive, but I have been regularly dumped by dumb bitches climbing an illusory ladder of dudes with money.
@@GrimKardashian yeah they're called whores lol
They had a good time prob
It’s funny Shane ended up writing/starring in a sketch on SNL about sports betting (Draft Kings.)
Just watched part 1 this morning, thanks peepop
Synchronicity brother. Nirvana is growing closer for you.
Once you get there i just ask you stay in this realm to save the dawgs as Bodhisattva
Fortuna has smiled upon you
Another legendary thumbnail, thanks Pop.
5:32 that “holy fuck” gave me strong Ricky from TPB vibes 😂😂
Working in a dispensary was equally soul crushing
chillin in minecraft listenin to matt and shane from peepop in minecraft 😎
Listening to this on my way to work to have the same conversations at work
I clicked because of this silly goose image. Thinking about Shane hunting diamonds has me going.
I was expecting a coal mining job story.
4:38 listening to this in the office 😂😂😂🫠
There are many jobs in the military that are kush and require minimal or almost no work. Lots of bs admin jobs that people only show up to half the time. And they’re getting full benefits, a check every two weeks, and vets benefits and medical payments when they leave their military office job.
this is why I don't give automatic respect to people in the service. What? Am I supposed to thank someone for their sacrifices when they had a desk job in Hawaii?
1:59 I come back to this whenever I have a shit day at work and pretend they’re talking about my
boss lol
Jesus my boss is complete grouchy,former-paratrooper, divorced dad with financial and anger issues..so relatable
Wednesday are my Friday’s so this is perfect
The really put life into a good perspective ngl
“I fear you’re mental instability“ that’s real shit.
Everyday driving into the casino to play poker and trade stocks for 18 years, this is the best show ever so far. USE YOUR GOD GIVEN TALENTS TO BE FREE!!!!
I. Installing drop ceilings right now for office buildings. Wish I was you guys
Thanks gawd
Everybody lies .......you'll never hear a truer statement 💯
Living that Beer Distributor life now dawgs
Shane is unrecognizable here
I worked for a spice company and when I made cheesecurl mix I was covered in it all in my clothes all in my skin. The worst.
They don't give you PPE?
My cheesecurl covered fingers are giving you the peace sign ✌️
1:32
Preach brother
That devil's three way in the parking lot of an ice cream factory is a perfect example of the misery of modern employment.
I quit a warehouse job when I was 17 and my parents were very disappointed in me. If I could have explained it like Shane I would have.
I’m from Philly and we got Chinese food (several times) 🎉but this time wasnt. He said this isn’t chicken, I agreed. I kept eating
what a banger, doing the lords work peepop
Gobbless you Peepop, you're doing God's work
No way they actually tried to cancel Shane Gillis when he said and I quote "Asians are the best"
Sorry "the fucking best"
Now he’s on netflix. Lol.
fucking hilarious as always the BEST
Top tier non-tokyo partner the OG uploader
What happened to that little OG asian fella that would put himself in the corner of all these clips? I havent seen little guy in a while.
@@biggiesmalls7939 their channels usually get copyright striked cause theyre always stealing the paytch
@@biggiesmalls7939 he got sent back to the bamboo pits and others took his place.
King BBG and Shane’s Moment are the current Vietcong combatants.
Business is concruded!
Shane and Mathew should do a cidey pod again
2:46 just speaking to my heart how do I live the same life
11:50 there’s a _China Garden_ around my work that frequently has a weird chemically smell inside. I figured it was just them cleaning the floors or whatever until one day I was munching some Gen. Tsos and I swear to god it smelled like bleach and tasted super weird. Spat the booboo out and never went back.
Looks they were practitioners of the bleach baths for old product. Nice to know lmao
Nah... Hop Sing crummed in your take out
Anyone know which episode Matt talks about air soft gun battles?
Damn, so we’re all just living the same life, huh?
Jesus, thanks for recapping the height of my career.
Dang, I have a Toyota Camry and it's Wednesday.
nothin wrong with a yota squad
I just know Shane would be an amazing townie high school football coach / history teacher that gets super into weird history shit and make tons of jokes, had a history teacher like that I wanted to bang it was great
wanna see a stream of matt & shane playing minecraft blind with no prior knowledge or help
26 years old and just got out of a 6 year relationship sitting in my 1 bedroom apartment while im a warehouse supervisor 😂😂😂😢😢
Thumbnail appeals to my auts and I'm not even mad ab it
So shane was sayin that one of the jobs he did at the ice cream factory was professional fudge packer
Don’t you fucking tell me my plan to quit my defense job to chop trees in the mountains is a bad idea. I need this.
2 powerful alphas😭
Peepoping on a Sunday afternoon 🎉
Kung Pao Chicken recipe.
Step 1: find cat
So is Shane a successful comedian or a regular poor guy the lines are so blurry
Went from regular poor guy to successful comedian in like a week
Theses clips are from minimum 5 years ago.
Matt not knowing about velveting meat 😂
Thanks broz i need this to listen to on my way to my pussy ass job
What do you do
I have exactly two people who work under me. Apparently I’ve made it.
Dang it I’m that listener
Joe Rogan noise at 4:06
Yo. Which of these channels are officially connected to the lads?
That's what I came here to find out. Want to listen....just want it to go to the boyzez
Only channel is Matt and Shane's secret podcast. All the other ones posting clips are random people
@@DaBladePwn sort of.... Peepop has the blessing of the boys... other posters are viet infiltrators.
hey this is missing the part about matt's uncle telling the guy to come to his job and shoot him. need pt. 3
If that rat stuff grossed you out look up gutter oil in China.
Well, that was exactly what i thought it would be, just worse.
Bro 4:02
safe Brother Peeps 👊
I know nothing about sports. I know! I’ll gamble on them
Hatin the Cuskie?
Anyone worried about Chinese food, start eating at kosher places. The kitchens are supervised 24/7 to ensure they are abiding meticulously to complicated law. The food is a little more expensive and you may not get certain options your familiar with due to those same laws but, everything from the ingredient/meat sourcing down to the cooking process is regulated according to jewish law.
Shalom
nice try
Why does Shane sound like he is on NPR???
I was eating pizza when they talked about the fat chick on her period :(
spaghetti here
Matt can only do 30 minutes in a freezer? I do three hours like a chill stroll through the park.
Ice cream industrial freezer they legally cant spend more than 30 per
Being the boss sucks too. They also got a boss. And half the people they gotta boss around are idiots.
Whas happenin
all my local chinese places are operated by mexicans
likewise brother
Bro places that reheat your meat, like Subway or a sandwich shop, bleach the piss out of the chicken to keep it nice and white looking. Looks better than the pink paste made up of all meat and by products.
“Asians are the Fuckin’ best” - Shane Gillis
Now what's your day job?
I
Look😢
I was/am the dude relating way too hard to this
One day ill try out stand up bc Ive always been told im funny but I feel im a in the moment funny or can come up with a funny response that always gets laughs but to stand up in front of others and be funny on the spot it what freaks me out. I feel like i need to write a bit and then just riff off that
Hahahahhahaa
To be fair id love to have these clowns on my crew, you would always learn some new history followed by a historically idiotic statement