Dangerous Plant Grows Without Soil
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- Опубліковано 19 лип 2017
- They said it shouldn't be done. Or maybe it couldn't be done...
I didn't listen.
This is my second attempt at Kratky method hydroponic potatoes. No grow media or electricity was used. The video may amuse you, but perhaps something similar to this setup could grow large amounts of disease free potatoes.
Data on dangers of green potatoes taken from cropwatch.unl.edu/potato/greening
Nutrient Recipe
2g MasterBlend Tomato 4-18-38
2g Calcium Nitrate
1g Epsom Salt
1 Gallon or 3.8 Liters hose water
Filmed on an iPhone6
Edited with iMovie 10.1.5
Voiceover recorded on a Blue Snowball ICE
Music from Stravinsky's Rite of Spring
I always feel like I'm watching someone who's growing post nuclear fallout and recording themselves
lustymaiden so do 106 other people
I wanted that look! So I turned the grow lights on behind me which darkened my face. Crazy effect I might use it some more.
Now that you mention it, it kind of reminds me of the Martian when he has to grow potatoes on Mars.
LOL
I feel like im watching a crazy scientist that doesnt seem quite insane at first glance but has that vibe that something isnt right. Then you get to know him and he tells you his secrets. At first youre scared but the promise of becoming a god was too juicy. You become his apprentice and learn his way. You slowly realize that this truly is the only way for humans to achieve ascension. The day has come, today the experiment you have been perfecting for years with Jeb is finally going to be tested. You know the consequences but you have already realized that this is the only way, you will sacrifice yourself for the human race to finally evolve into celestial beings, too pure for comprehension. Jeb, truly the last hope for humanity tries to hide his sorrow for he is going to lose his only friend he ever had. The one that believed in him. But theres no turning back. Preperations are done. You and Jeb has said your final goodbyes and this is it. Jeb starts the trillion dollar machine funded by the underground massive cocaine bussiness. You feel the air getting denser, out the windows you can see thunder starting to form. The become bigger and shakes the surroundings horribly. People are screaming in terror nearby, and you yell to Jeb
"WE HAVE TO PUT IT TO MAXIUMUN OVERDRIVE"
Jeb responds:
"ITS TOO RISKY MY FRIEND, WE SHOULDNT RUSH."
But even Jeb felt horrible as the sky throws even more thunder towards our mortal world.
Jeb start pushing the lever even harder while simultaniously controlling and managing every small detail to achieve the perfect results. Jeb screams, trying to be louder than the rumble of the earths crust starting to twist and rumble.
"WE'RE ALMOST THERE MY FRIEND HANG ON"
You feel it creeping up on you, this sensation, its not unpleasant but it hurts. You start to feel salvation. But the pain is too much. You answer Jeb.
"LETS DO IT JEB, TOGETHER WE WILL SAVE HUMANITY"
in the same moment, those few minutes felt like hours. But now.. you feel it all go to slow motion. The machine is glowing red from all the power it has produced. Then you realize, that it is done. You take a quick look at yourself in the glass windows. This undescribale appearance.
You became a god as Jeb has predicted. Now with judgement of a god, you create a new world. One with order and with one wish. Too see Jeb again. For even a god can't ressurect what has died.
Millions of years go by without signs of Jebs souls finding another vessel.
Until one day.. you realize that you and Jeb were wrong, the true god isnt you. you are a mere fraction of him. The only salvations was death all along, to reach heaven.
"You know what must be done"
This the most dramatic gardening video that I have ever watched.
Thanks, Melanie
U make gardening so intense it scares me
I was on the edge of my seat the whole ride... it was a roller coaster of emotions.
and people pay to watch horror movies here you learn gardening tips and get terrorized
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you enjoy hydroponics but you have to practice for drama class
This feels like I'm watching some sort of Kubrick's gardening tape.
awesome!
KingGorrino I laughed until i cried
Jeb Gardener never change Jeb. Never change
#Aclockworkgreen
I vote he's more like John Krickfalusi, with the use of classical music scores and the over-all tone of his narrative.
I demand a documentary be made about your garden. Will be the biggest thing since Planet Earth
I enjoyed planet earth but that poor polar bear... so sad
Jeb Gardener g
These are some dangerous plants, the camera crew would need protection.
You are awesome! ♡
siphy.
you would be the biggest thing that ever flopped in history.
Wow... you plant potatoes and grow frogs... that is amazing.......
I cant be the only one who thought that the rope net at the beginning looked like a spider.
Sorry you are the only one
You're telling me 0:25 isnt some sort of arachnid?
Swamp Man no your not man...I thought the same thing .
I thought so too
+Swamp Man - me also
Damn it Jeb! You turned something that's supposed to be boring, into something I couldn't stop watching. 😁 Someone should give you, you're own tv show.
They should use his videos in schools!!
Thanks sweet tea. I think I have that right here.
SweetTea perfect way to describe it
If Jeb Bush has your personality he’d be president now lol. Please clap.
Growing potatoes has never been this terrifying.
Now I know how a mad scientist actually looks like.
I've never felt so excited about a man farming potatoes.
Not only is the content amazing, so is the editing. Major props as always, Jeb. Keep on growing you mad man
Thanks!
i agree it is just the right ammount of im just a bloke cringe a video needs. watched it all. dont know why. will i watch another? YES
well I'have to say you are my favourite youtuber so far!
make a video on growing tomatoes in cocaine!
I was just thinking that, It's so freaking good!
I was expecting you to slaughter vegetables like that t-rex slaughtered that stegosaurus.
I'm so glad someone else connected the music to the same thing!
i know right xD
this is one of the best suspenseful thrillers/horror films i have seen in the past year!
you should go out more often
Jeb Gardener is a savage
This music is stressing me the fuck out! Lol
Isn't it GREAT?!! I never saw so much rain and hail on Tatooine. Wonder how close to Jabba's palace he is. Don't let him get that frog, you know how he is.....
I always look forward to these videos, they are equal parts interesting and terrifying.
Glad you enjoyed it. I looked forward to finishing editing it!
LOL, yeah, have a heart attack watching potatoes growing. Yikes!!! I wish I had the space to do this. No yard right now. I miss my garden. Lost it in divorce to a brown thumb who kills everything he touches.
Your the very reason I wanna get into hydroponics because you just make it so interesting and funny.
thank you
You, Sir, are one of the most disturbing and absolutely fascinating individuals I've seen on UA-cam ... and I listen to CreepyPasta. You may be a freaking genius ... you may be a maniac ... fortunately, I like both! Keep up the good work.
this channel is hilarious!!!
Pikapetey Animations wasn't expecting to see you here
Oh for crying out loud where is it that I won't find you
fucking hell I saw your comments on vivziepop's videos
That yellow circle is so iconic, I always know it's you.
Get out of here nerb dummy
Plot twist: we are plants
probably every atom in your body was once a part of a plant
Soylent Green is people.
*sPoiLErs*
Jeb Gardener probably every atom in a plant was once from an animal :o
Well if you think of something like that, take into consideration that there were studies that everything in the known universe is made from star dust, meaning all life and organic material. But who knows?
WRONG, we are partially hydrogen, hydrogen that never was in a star
I had to rewatch half of this video because I made my wife come watch it with me.
She probably thinks you are crazy!
me? LOL you are hilarious.
Same but with my girlfriend all hail the hydroman, making plants from water
Just about to call my husband in to watch .. lol!
this is ominous i feel like if i watch too many of this guy's videos he's gonna physically manifest in my room and pelt me with tubers
i like these videos specifically because of your tone of voice and choice of music, its like im letting an old mystery black an white movie play in the background. :) never change.
I've been depressed for the last week after some heavy shit happened in my life. Thank you for giving me a much needed laugh. Love your videos
hope you are feeling better!
Jeb Gardener I'm feeling better thanks to this vid, thank you
In the garden... No one can hear you.
Hilarious
Vale Velasquez
That depends on weather there is someone else present and how close they are to you so in the garden if someones close enough they can hear you.
Remember that next time your in the garden farting like a trooper.
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody’s there to hear it does it make a sound?.
EXCEPT THE FROOOOOG!
Ive never been disgusted, disturbed, and intrigued, and surprised all in one. Good video. Oh yeah and weirded out.
I like how at 3:34 he just whispered nothing, out loud i just yelled what the heck it scared me 😂
I know I couldn't resist. I timed it with the darkness too. What is wrong with me?
For some reason these videos are very calming and nostalgic.
Alright, I've watched about 5 or so videos of yours.
I absolutely love the documentary style accompanied with the creepy, aggressive, and just plain orchestral music.
Definitely subbing and showing my friends.
awesome!
If you have brown roots, try adding a bit of hydrogen peroxide to the growing containers and swapping out the water. Brown roots is caused by root rot and the peroxide cleans them up.
And adds much needed oxygen to the water.
Jeb is not only a great gardener but a master of alternative comedy. His use of classical and orchestral music reaches levels that are comedic yet do not detract from the video. Also those are nice potatoes dude
6:02 Well hello Mr. Frog.
That was surprisingly.. intense. I like the way you speak and I learned some things, so I think I'll subscribe to you. I hope all of your videos are this amusing!
THE ATTACK OF KILLING POTATOES ... coming soon in your favorite theater, adult supervision is recommended.
I was expecting "One winged angel" so badly when i heard that intro with percussions. Not disappointed tho, awesome vids Jeb.
I started growing vegetables again after feeling insecure about following instructions. Always miss the recommended sowing months and just never bother anymore.
Your screw the rules attitude is funny but also oddly inspiring. I put cabbage, beans and squash in pots 1-2 months too late 2 weeks ago. Screw the instructions, watching them grow is fun in itself.
Yeah I hear I'm supposed to do certain things but I'd rather just see what works and what doesn't.
Yeah, thanks to Jeb here, I no longer stress out about it. I just plant it and wait to see what happens. The less you stress, the better they do. It's strange how that works.
Bonehilda
What you wrote makes no sense, at the start you say you’ve starting growing again and at the end you say you don’t bother anymore,
so are you growing or not?,
I’m confused.
So if your not growing then your buying!?!?, do you like food sprayed with toxic cancer causing chemicals?
Bonehilda I started growing vegetables again after feeling insecure about following instructions, wtf?, that makes no sense, does anyone understand that statement ?, I’ve read it like 5 times and it still makes no sense
IT means she felt discouraged about gardening because she kept missing the opportune time that different vegetables and such are to be planted. IT's not that hard.
I love Rite of Spring so much that I was having trouble focusing on what you were saying. Curse your magnificent music tastes!
This is the most chaotic channel ever but I’m here for it.
This guy makes gardening so freaking intense.
i have little interest in gardening but im highly entertained by your videos. your editing has a sense of nostalgia to it. very reminiscent of a 90s tv show i used to watch. i believe it was the wonder years.
I love your videos
Support from Germany
Thanks, I'm getting more German viewers all the time. Maybe it was the Wagner?
Jeb Gardener I don't know.....
Could me... Im German too btw
Jeb Gardener Wagner is my absolute favorite! Poor guy gets such a bad wrap though.
Hilarious and psychotic. LOVE IT.
Who would of thought growing plants can be so dramatic, you had me me at the edge of my seat wondering the outcome of this tragic story of life and death of this dangerous soil-less plant.
the intense music when mr. frog appears is so funny
i love your video i'm not into gardening but you make it so entertaining
Thanks, I had some fun with this one.
Ahhh Jeb there was no reason to make me feel so terrified. Normally it's just suspense, but the music in this one had me friggen scared!!!
My recent videos were getting a little too pleasant. Needed something to get the edginess back.
+Jeb Gardener Are your home videos the same? Like for birthdays and stuff? Oh my gosh, like story time with Christopher Walken
+Jeb Gardener Are your home videos the same? Like for birthdays and stuff? Oh my gosh, like story time with Christopher Walken
Crissy Simic 😒
I never thought I would be listening to Stravinsky while watching a gardening video. Awesome!
Thanks!
Dear Jeb Gardener, Thank you for your posts. One of the funniest things I've heard in a long, long time is "... but I find this imagery disturbing". Great info but your amazing sense of humour tops it immensely. Keep going!
thanks!
my absolute favorite part of this show is whenever the "blade" is opened, hahhaaa
I was never so scared of potatoes! Great editing and video! :D
I loved every second of this! At first I'm like "oh, the 'deadly plant' is potatoes?!" But at the video went one it got better and better. They started looking so otherworldly, plus the music and editing make it even better! Good job!
Glad you enjoyed it!
I've never seen a video about gardening so intense. keep making videos, they are amazing!
This man is mad! MAD, I tell you!!!!
@7:20 laughing so hard at the escalating music
glad you like it
I dont normally watch these kind of videos on youtube, but Jeb gives it some kind of charm that makes gardening much more entertaining.
Thank you!
Jeb the combination of editing skills and gardening skills makes for incredible content! I've just started my own hydroponics setup now and have sprouts by day 4! Looking forward to future content
awesome!
dude you got something going here. I have no reason to watch, but i've watch two so far.
When my mom tells me to clean my room before visitors arrive: 3:14
I've got to admit, when I clicked on this video, I wasn't quite sure what I'd find, but in a billion years, I'd have never expected to find what I found. However, i liked it, so you get a new sub. :)
That's awesome!
I love that the place you work (the office setting) let's you do this kinda stuff, so cool.
oh my god one of the best channels on youtube. its so funny omg!
lol how did that frog get in there
your narration with that score creates an amazing atmosphere, can't wait to watch all your other videos
hope you enjoy the tour!
It's magical journey, thank you
Your voice and music is just perfect. I dont even have a potted plant but i love these videos
he sounds like he's always un-impressed
Suspenseful 10/10.
Stravinsky and plants go so well together! Great videos Jeb!
Thanks!
Your content is so simple but so intense, I'm turning my notifications on
Awesome!
These videos are fascinating.
Thank you
*My names jeb...and it's time for more hypo tonic potatoes*
Yup... this is my new favorite channel!!! You are awesome dude!!
This guy creeps me out but he is my favorite gardening tourney so far keep it going Jeb!
Your voice is so cool
The music in the background though...... how terrifyingly awesome!!!!!!
I'm so happy to have found your channel, this is EPIC. I think I'll start a garden too.
I just love your presentation, it turns farming into an epic battle.
thanks!
never been so scared in my life
JEEEBBBBB!!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
I dont know why, but in a weird may i love your vids. Its make me feel relax
that's great!
I just found your channel. I too am a gardener, and do it as part of my job. I love your voice, and though I don't do hydroponics, I find your channel very educational and entertaining. Subscribed.
That's great. Thank you.
mY NaMe IS jEB
I have seen the light...
what have i done :^(
It's your time to shine
haha yes
ayush paul I don't think so
My names jeb
This is by far your most suspenseful video. I love suspenseful gardening.
Thanks Emerson
This flies in the face of conventional gardening to such a degree, I can't wait to start :-)
All the best
Steve
damn Jurassic park
hi
I suspect you wrote this before watching the video, but congrats on being first!
best gardening channel i ever seen. i like your story, backsound music, and the voice
Thank you
You sir are the reason i took up gardening as a hobby great content man keep it up :)
thank you
hi jeb
hello
S O L A N I N E
HarryisI - N I G H T S H A D E
love the way you edit your vids , thank you for the entertainment, and the "Knowledge"
Thanks!
I don't know why, but the sudden cut to the dog with the suspense-filled music made me crack up
6:06
Jeb: well hello mister frog
Frog: Hai how r ya
I feel like I'm watching Indiana Jones
best use of stravinsky's rite of spring ever, period
I think some ballet folks might beg to differ, but I'll keep my feelings to myself. Thanks!
It’s official. . . You can make a horror movie out of normal plants.
I subscribed
Is there any difference between seed and eye potatoes?
I believe potatoes eye are closer to cloning than actual seeds, the eye can die and needs things to stay alive, also potatoes can bare fruit with seeds in them under the right conditions.
I have never heard the term eye potatoes but if they are used to grow a new plant they are probably the same.
I've never seen a potato seed. I thought they grew from potatoes?
Seed potatoes are regular potatoes that have sprouted. You can either use the whole potato or cut it up in parts with leaves on each part. The problem with seed potatoes, rather that potato seed is that more disease is spread. There are a few companies that actually sell seed - like a tomato seed. These kind of potatoes are healthier and more disease free.
+Elementaldomain So you can actually get seeds to grow potatoes from? that's wild.
You made the growing about potatoes extremely excited 10/10 would watch again
good idea
i live for this man dont stop making these
good idea