Gardener Ignores the Laws of Nature!
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Can a complete hydroponic salad be grown in one tote? Watch me violate the laws of hydroponics and find out.
The fuzzy material the plants grew in is called "rock wool". Get details on the rock wool I used at amzn.to/2TVGf0m. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.
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I grew a radish, romaine and butter crunch lettuce, cilantro, and 2 Nantes Coreless carrots in a 3 gallon Rubbermaid tote with square holes cut in the lid for the 1.5 inch Grodan Rockwool cubes. This is the same tote I used to grow Kratky hydroponic carrots. Carrot grow details at • Hydroponic Carrot - Wi...
Plants were grown Kratky style, however several top offs (to about 50 percent reservoir capacity) were performed. Some refills were fresh tap water and some were nutrient solution (depending on appearance of new growth in plants).
Thrips forced me to restart the grow, because I didn’t want to be spraying stuff in my office. Pest issue details at • Grow Room Pest Management
I don’t check PH anymore, but in the past, this tap water has started around 7.8 and comes with about 350ppm of salts (mostly calcium I hope).
My setup:
Light fixture is a 4 bulb 4 ft T5 Milliard grow light 216 watts 6500k.
Tops of the plants were on average 8 inches from the bulbs.
14 hours on 10 off light cycle was maintained by a digital Hydrofarm timer (little white box everyone else uses).
Office environment stayed around 70 degrees F with 40 - 50 percent relative humidity.
Nutrient Solution Recipe (same thing I grow everything in)
1 gallon water
2 grams MasterBlend Tomato 4-18-38
2 grams Calcium Nitrate 15.5-0-0
1 gram Epsom Salt (Magnesium Sulfate)
Filmed on an iPhone6
Edited with iMovie 10.1.5
Voiceover recorded on a Blue Snowball ICE
25 seconds in and I am begging for more.
I made a playlist with videos similar to this one. ua-cam.com/video/u7KjfCYil08/v-deo.html
Thank you Jeb!
Use coco instead rockwool. Its from coconut shel. And put bubbler in water and pump to move water around. Nutrients in water must keep moving. Or best if you put mini sprinkler in there. And roots are coverd by this mist, not sitting in water. Healthy roots are very bright. Almoust white.
Jain Tech same
same effect
Ok who left this man alone because hes making salad into an entire intense movie
LMAO
Salad. My favorite vegetable crossover.
Gabby Berry I just want to know who hurt him.
Lady I laughed so hard haha
Gabby B laughing out loud
*decides hes hungry and wants a salad*
*waits a month and a half*
*finally gets salad*
-So Fucking Worth It
Whole process took 3 months but yes
wow now thats gotta be a healthy ass salad
Well, you'd certainly lose weight waiting to eat it
Jam Usagi lol
Anime Crack Most likely did not eat it, haha.
"Got a pH level of.. *didnt check.* "
What a fucking bad ass
ikr XD
Nick Fowler lol
the kind of bad ass that doesn't mix his dry ingredients thoroughly...
Nick Fowler savage!!!
"And an EC of... Not Worried About It."
Why did this entire video sound like a 1960s detective movie
.... my thoughts exactly. The man could find success with his voice alone IMO
Hannah Nicole pretty sure he is doing an “Apocolypse Now” reference. The first background music is from when the protagonist is monologuing. Not sure about the rest of it
i gwt jurassic park vibes
It’s the music from Excalibur. Referring King Arthur.
This is more like a Stanley Kubrik movie.
Ok but why does he sound like a genius supervillain emotionlessly explaining his grand plan for world domintation?
Scotty Fang Yeah I know it’s hilarious even though he’s just making plans
Because he is a genius supervillain emotionlessly explaining his grand plan for world domination
"I AM INEVITABLE"
Popcorn Sutton RIP Popcorn
Exactly, at 36 secs in, Guy sounds like a pure Batman villain, obsessed to have vindication reprimanded.
This video has an energy I cannot describe
Mohammed Abbas like that one video; ‘let’s see what dwells in the depths of my trailer’
thanks mohammed
Jeb Gardener my pleasure, Jeb!
Chaotic neutral
Sin city-esque
When serial killers go to prison and take up gardening...
Be warned Jack.
💀
😂😂
I agree
Plants VS Zombies
On a side note ..
This tap water has a PH of “didn’t check”.
Thank you mr.jeb , I really needed that info for my garden.
And a drinkability of “who the fuck gives a shit”?
Thank goodness for Jeb. I watched a ton of videos so I could get growing and I got so stressed out, I nearly said forget it.
Screw the details and rules, do it Jeb-Style!
Good to see my UA-cam recommendations are still working correctly
Good to see the UA-cam recommendations brought us all together
Thanos: I am inevitable
Jeb gardener: I am jeb
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My name is Jeb... 😂
My nameuh jeb
*my name jeb*
remember that vid of fitmc paying respects to valley of wheat?
-Gardener ignores the Laws of Nature-
*Psychopath explains plans to use plants for world domination*
I subbed just for the name
Ahahhahahhaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂
Is this Dave? :0
Seems about right to me...
I literally love you brain!! Thank you for being a reason for my bursting lough!
This man's weed must be Legendary
LOL! Aight! Okay!
(Edited) (With Faze Rug's Accent).
That'll be some dank stuff XD
@@hypermangi8265 shut up
@@bogdweller27 No you.
wth
I get the evil scientist vibe from watching a guy grow a fucking salad
Nick R I just lost my shit
physco Queen gross
Ms. Woodard ?
physco Queen well you said you lost your s#!*
Ms. Woodard not literally
*"The radishes grew impatient, mocking me from their water island...so I picked up a pair of scissors, and made them pay with their lives. "Who's laughing now?" I thought. It was me. I was laughing."*
@@HoleDiggingJanitor
I was being hyperbolic about 2:05.
Lighten up, Mr. Wilson.
Jordan Wilson do you even garden bro?
Something about his videos just makes people want to film noir the hell out of them. ;)
@@HoleDiggingJanitor Don't eat rockwool!
*"my names jeb"* **silence**
Thats all i need to hear to believe
my name jef
Proud to say that im the 1000 like
@@kevinxc1 holy shit, thanks
I love the dramatic music, voice over and cinematography. Brilliant. Someone please do an essay on this for film school.
I'll make a note
You haven't watched Excalibur?
My god, its like a supervillain exposition
This beeing one of the most inspirational videos I've ever seen, I would love to see that essay!
"pH of didn't check, EC of don't care"
the most poetic piece of botanical science I have ever heard.
lol
Michael McCane seriously tho. My mantra when watering my plants. Has worked so far.
Michael McCane lol I love it not sure what I just watched but its awesome
Lol
EC of not worried about it
It takes a certain talent to make simple gardening intense and scary
Draco Sol I
Draco Sol lmao right
Draco Sol lol
this is why i always check the comment section
*GARDENING INTENSIFIES
I've never been so terrified while watching plants grow
Joseph Michael I know right
Same. Maybe because i never actually watched plants grow till now. But still.
Same
Joseph Michael lol i was sorta scared too
LOOOOL
I feel like I'm trapped in this man's basement in the dark and he's whispering this to me.
....
*I'm scared.*
PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!
PhantomPanic LMAOOO
*this is how the plants feel*
POV ur a plant
congratulations dude you actually made watching plants grow interesting
Thanks!
Joshboy Future Watching plants grow and evolve, so to speak, is eye candy to me.
the likes seem weird LOOK
Mr. Meowy Because 1,300 = 1.3K
I know right I knew I could skip to the end but I was unable to..
He's like vegan Hannibal Lecter
준연김 haha! I was just thinking "where's the chianti 'micro-fava-beans'... " DUN DUN DUN
Ive thought the same thing
Audrey 2 should be worried
I can read koreon on your profile name is "Joon Yeon Kim" XD I used Google translate
I don't know why veganism has anything to do with this
Me: 20 years old, exams coming up, never done a single bit of gardening in my life
Also me: watch a 7 minute epic about gardening
Same, just same
Hello fellow 20 year old with exams coming up and no gardening knowledge!
@@MerDuke Be strong, my brothers and sisters
Lol same here.
we should make a club
Me : I need study for my finals
Also me : *OH LETTUCE!! YOU FELL BEFORE YOUR TIME*
JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA, I AM DOING THE SAME
I was literally studying before I watched this video this comment was so spot on
This is the most intense cooking tutorial I have ever seen...
Hes not cooking son
@@l.fsader6021 I really don't know if I should woooosh you or if you are joking.
@@MrNexis3 This isnt cooking. This is called vegetating and harvesting. I still love you though
@@l.fsader6021 r/whoosh
@@l.fsader6021 mega wooosh
This is the most dramatic gardening video I've ever seen.
thanks frosty!
Did you watch many dramatic gardening videos?
This is the only gardening video I've ever seen.
You can't make anything interesting and captivating to watch
This guy: Hold my broken laws of nature
Quamont BEST COMMENT! LOL! 😁👍👏😂
this is what I call chaotic neutral
YESS
That's what I call most amazing comment.
_chaotic good_
Chaotic natural
Priceless comment. I will use this video as an explanation for future newstarter groups ^^
How did you manage to make this so dramatic? xD
Music
Professional Cinematography
@@sir2gooo not at all
Elias Josephsson it's all just music
music and way of talking.
jeb: "on a side note, this tap water has a pH of didn't check, and an EC of not worried about it."
this sentence had me dying
One of the best things ive ever heard.
Same lol
Sad to hear that. Rest in peace, friend.
Yes best part of the video :)
me in chemistry class
I've gone something like 62 hours without sleep, just got off of work and got cozy in bed. Found this. Finally, now I can rest.
How the hell did you even last that long
@@patrick05020 not totally sure, usually it starts with a bad decision to stay up really late. Then when the sun comes up I find I can't sleep at all. Then the sleep deprivation kicks in and for whatever reason that keeps me up?
@@RickFoxChicken isn't there usually like some sort of hallucinating that happens too?
@@patrick05020 yeah sorta, from.my experience it's a lot more like dissociation than hallucination.
@@RickFoxChicken wow the same thing happens to me! especially if i’ve been getting good consistent rest for a while it’s like my body goes “hold on... good sleep? this is suspicious” so it decides to wreck my sleep schedule for a few days lol
"ph of .. didnt check"
LOL, im ded
Oh look now your ded and now your Jeb
this is that one gold video you find every 6 months or a year.
exactly what i was thinking, no clue how i ended up here lol not disappointed
Jordan Wong i came here from Chernobyl disasters, into exploring abandoned places, then motorbiking, onto this masterpiece
Jordan Wong no not really
Jordan Wong ikr lol
I find solid gold every month and each week I find some mixed or lower metals but still pretty cool metals. My seceret? Never go on the mainstream side of UA-cam. Also I'm bilingual. Also can understand spanish although I can't speak it. Extends the field a lot more.
Yes, I've been waiting 48,000 minutes for my salad. I'd like to speak with the manager.
I'm sorry, but you must wait another 15,360 minutes in order for the salad to be ready to harvest.
Sit down karen
*But my baby deserves to get his salad, now! You are ruining his birthday! I'm gonna sue you!*
Bye Felicia!
Ahahahhahahhahha 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
"The gardener that grows his plants in stone shall be king" never heard that till today but man I'm gonna use that one day.
Gardening with Hannibal lector
If plants had feelings, I guess that would be pretty true!
They do "feel", on a measurable level. Also, they do something similar to screaming while being dismembered.
+Stygian Doll Are you sure you're not thinking of mandrakes?
for example , grass. when you cut your lawn, you would smell some kind of leafy and pungent smell , thats the screams of grass , they emit out gases that smell like..vegan
If you're a plant, no one can hear your screams
For some reason I feel like this guy will come at night kidnap me and turn me into a salad
extreme savage 666 you again listen kid do the world a favour hold down your advice power button let it turn off and open your house door and fuck off to nowhere thanks 👌
ItsJustSkai 😂
ItsJustSkai u trying to act so tough but still live in ur mom's basement and still drinks her milk.
ItsJustSkai Guess skai has never encountered a troll before?
ItsJustSkai dude i get it he's like mad scientist ready to kidnap his first test subject.
"This water has a pH of didn't check." -Jeb the Savage 2017
Lol
This dude can make a Suspense Scene out of a toilet paper
I think, you may have missed the point of this entire video.
or water from your aquarium that is the best for real
Chris Campbell hahaha...i wonder how many people know what you mean... I love that do. ado funny
UA-cam recommending me some weird stuff lately.
Not complaining though, this especially is amazing
Ikr i saw a --hentai-- anime youtuber in my recommendations
Aww what, why am I not getting those kind of recommendations 😑
Yep,takin a trip without leaving the farm
I just love this random stuff
This is one of those youtube channels you only find a few of in your lifetime.
i hope so
You have an awesome channel! :) Keep it up!
The smart ones gather in the same spot =)
I highly recommend Henry's Kitchen if you've never seen it.
The planet of mars will be green and full of life if this guy comes along
also the national anthem on mars would be some classical orchestra if he went there first lmao
i think music is from classic movie excalibur
The national anthem on Mars wouldn't use music at all...sound has a terrible time traveling, there.
A very strange ghostly squid Still need a atmosphere
This has a very 1970s serial killer movie vibe haha
Dude, everything about this - the music, the deadpan humor, the video composition. It's brilliant. Oh yeah, the gardening is pretty cool too.
This is better than any Blockbuster, no joke.
thank you
I have to thank you for making this interesting and amazing video!
BEST RANDOM VIDEO CLICK YET
I dont even know whats going on in the video but i gotta admit whatever it is that i am watchin is pretty damn intense.
Barış Zafer so true
Barış Zafer really true man
Barış Zafer RIGHT LIKE WTF
Tha Man marijuana, see that's how i ended up here, but at the end of the video ALL i could think was " what the hell did i just watched, i was just watching a marijuana video!"
you are a thumbass
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
This is peak chaotic neutral energy. This is madness
Oh wow! ONE MILLION VIEWS ! ! ! This is an internet event now. Get this machine moving people!!!
Jeb Gardener hey man that's bad ass make more of these type of videos
It was a mistake to upload this on UA-cam. You could try to add this to NetFlix. Or direct to the movies.
But then everyone couldn't see it!
Jeb, on UA-cam, still not everyone can see. But it was just a compliment, dude.
So, First, this video is amazing, you got a new subscriber.
Second, I super curious about plants growing faster in different colors of light. Could this mad scientists put this to the test?
“PH balance of: didn’t check” -Jeb
This is what I’m going to tell me earth science teacher lol 😂
good idea
When he said that I fell apart lol!
This video was more intense than a Christopher Nolan movie.
I'm ROARING!!
First time i am watching your channel and i am impressed.
cool
Why did I feel like I was watching an intense movie about plants?! 😄
Smiiile356 its the background music
probably the monotonous narration and background music
Cuz you are
i mean, i think that was what was satirically intended
Smiiile356 BC U DID
Wtf am I doing with my life...
me
my exact thought watching this
haha same
asked myself the same thing after witnessing some guy splice chicken eggs with his own sperm to make homunculus'.
chia huei Ting haha me too.😂😂
When you didn’t even know nature had laws, put that salad in jail
Tommaso Friz Department of Justice, hello?
Yes officer, this garden right here
2:15 top 10 brutal death scenes when the audience cried
this was an emotional rollercoaster
that i randomly stumbled upon
Hope you enjoyed it!
Aristotle PlaTo same and it was beautiful subed lol
Aristotle PlaTo me to
I don't know how I stumbled upon this but I'm glad I did.
Mincho1994 same here 😂😂😂😂
ikr
Mincho1994 same
Mincho1994 i feel the same way
This has such a chaotic evil energy
Totally know what you mean, so much destruction
Loreli G no doubt, radishes Are totally evil things and lettuce is so chaotic in nature I wonder how Anyone could watch this video....😂😂😂😂😂😂
Plants aren't innocent things they conquer the whole world.
Plants literally poisoned the earth when they first came into being. Oxygen might be breathable to us, but there was a time when most organisms couldn't handle it when the atmosphere was getting pumped full of it. Green is a toxic color.
Plants should remain under our dominion.
Nature is chaotic at times, evil is a human construct
This feels like something only a vegan Stanley Kubrick could do, or maybe just a Dwight Schrute production.
Beets- will it Kratky?
A Clockwork Oregano
wooooaaaah wooooahh wait a minute wait a damn minute, i didnt see any salad dressing being grown
Good Time Charlies lol
It was made up with the rest of the rotten plants.
Subliminals comment is so metal.
Where de croutons at?
Good Time Charlies 😂😂
He could grow the best weed of all time
Fr though
Dude
Bro
Bruh
Nah dude Jamaicans make the best weed of all time
I lost it at "PH balance is: *didnt check*"
nascardude1400 same
He cracked me up
You wait just a month to make a salad...Wish I had that time
This is the scariest, most ominous, eeriest video I've ever seen
You should direct horror films, If you can make gardening creepy then you have got real talent.
I probably could do that but I want to uplift and educate.
Jeb Gardener direct educational horror films!
learning is already terrifying my dude
Joey DeBow hahaha. Damn that cracked me up. cheers
Joey DeBow This wasn't creepy
I was just thinking about how to incorporate Baroque era music into a modern video. And you did it flawlessly!!
Okay guy sorry “romantic” it’s similar buddy and this doesn’t sound too romantic or from that era. It has more classical intervals than music from that said era. Lol 😂
@Bob Jones No I understand haha I guess intervals is my go to word. I totally understand what your saying though. I guess i lacked the terminology. I guess what i was going for is the fact that the music exist in a somewhat familial state. And they all share the ability to express more complex emotions than say a million lyrics sang by Migos. I like that! And i like you making me look like a fool! Because now I really know something! 🤙
Gardening with hanibal
ikr
Cain Josiah will approves
Hannibal Buress
7:22 He puts the lotion on the skin...
lmao yess
He waited 44 days just for a salad
yes
If you plant ten "salads" at a time you will end up having a significant amount of vegetables. Think about it. You could be the next Rockefeller of the organic vegetables but no... it's just "a salad".
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
He wasn't very hungry when he planted it. :)
A salad grown in one container.
"The gardener who plants in stone shall be king"
Uses ROCKwool
Yeah!
Lol
I love everything about this
This is honestly one of my favorite videos on all of UA-cam.
Awesome work bro
Thank you
who knew gardening can be so dramatic and intense
Because it dangerous
It's scary....
2:23 “a ton- love”
*Thats what the secret ingredient is*
this was the single most beautiful and amazing Frankenstein Gardening Hannibal movie I've ever seen
thanks
It will be a matter of time before the plants grow up to say "I am Groot"
How did I end up here?
I mean, I'm not disappointed......
silence of the vegans
maximusdarkultima CRIES
lmmfao
omfg hahahahaha
yeah.. this video makes gardening seem diabolical.
Thomas Soderberg lol in what sense. He made gardening seem really interesting and cool. But in a creepy way. I don't see how this is diabolic in any sense.
I am a farmer and man i cant get enough of this. I always tell people not to overthink gardening but then they Google it and they're a wreck lol. The plants tell you what they want and need you just have to listen and watch.
yeah, just listen to the plants, people!
I feel the same toward fungus's
Mizterk Life either you're not a good listener or you're not good at working:)
For me it’s a video of a man breaking open a giant cheese wheel
Totally agreed
This is the video that got me started on gardening and eventually changed my whole life and future life plans
What's happened since?
“On a side note, this tap water has a pH of I didn’t check.”
Mother Nature:
Jeb gardener: I’m bout to ruin this woman’s career
Women
Woman
@@tomatoman2882 woman* is the individual women is females in general like man and men men is when your talking about men as a whole or a group and man is 1 single male
@@bluehornet197 you're fucking annoying
@@bluehornet197 thanks for the info, but people like you ruin the internet ._.
This tap water has a pH of *didn't check*
exactly
They didn't learn me that number in school
hahahah
My fav haha
That let us know that this guy fucks!
"I'm going to ignore all the rules of conventional gardening... Oh no, half of everything died to fungus."
If he cared that much about it, then he would follow the rules. But like me I would presume, a 'fuck it' approach is taken, losses accepted, and enjoyment is better this way (for people like me at least)
Naturally
No only one of lettuces died this was an experiment anyway
It seems like 70 people like to "follow the rules"
Why am I watching this 2 year old movie about salad at 4 am?
Because you don't make friends with salad
It’s 4 am and I just watched this too lol
Its 4.03 am and im watching this hahahahaha
Same it's like 4:08
ITS 4 AM RN WHAT THE FUCK
Holy shit I feel like I just watched an action movie about vegetables and their journey through...life
Your Father 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Lettuce you fell before your time, the other lettuce looks fine" 😂😂
akira arias "Maybe a different fungus took you?"*
It's been five years and I still come to this video. There's just something about it that makes me come and watch it again and again.
" has a PH of, didn't check" lmfao
Me not checking the tutorial on how to do stuffs and finding my own way to do it
good job
Why does he sound like he's narrating a tragic scene from Spongebob? 😂
those are Spongebob's relatives that got turned into cubes.
Ichi Capeta Lmaoo 😂
Yoongi's Wife he sounds like Peter draws
This really reminds me of Watchmen.
sarah heaven I thought that too! or kinda like mamamax also
I always find myself coming back to this because you're. like. the vincent price of gardening
Making cool videos uncool is easy, making uncool videos cool is hard, but making a video where you literally watch plants grow interesting and cool is almost impossible. :D
Thanks. It's starting to come naturally to me now.
the plants or his comment?
Don't know if unintended, or intended pun
plants growing is cool and interesting if you think about it. a tiny seed turning into food to keep you alive.
"On the side note this tap water as the ph of didn't check."
kevin rodriguez Has*
*evil monologuing*
Can you imagine this legend being your dad. Would be truly amazing.
I like to break the rule of not adding water...
Easy, Back to Eden gardening(:
Aeroponics is something that could possibly work.
😂👌
No Sleep well damn
No Sleep LMMMAAOOO
CANT GET ENOUGH OF YOUR MUSIC SELECTIONS PAIRED WITH THE NARRATION AND AMAZING SCARY BUILDUP PLOT OF GARDENING. LOVE
yes it is truly well done
I don't know whats happening but i like it.
bushona Me too. also 50th like or 51st I don't know
Me: Why did YT recommend this lol?!
UA-cam: Because you just watched every second of weirdness and SUBSCRIBED, your welcome.
good idea
@Jeb Gardener is just a genious, I love him for its sense of weirdness
Who knew gardening could be so intense
yeah these other soil people are like the soil cartel.
mellow out francis