Nature Punishes Gardener
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- I grew some hydroponic celery this summer. Nature taught me some important lessons too.
The green spongelike material I grow the plants in is Grodan rockwool.
Nutrient Recipe
2g MasterBlend Tomato 4-18-38
2g Calcium Nitrate 15.5-0-0
1g Epsom Salt
1 Gallon or 3.8 Liters hose water
Filmed on an iPhone6
Edited with iMovie 10.1.5
Voiceover recorded on a Blue Snowball ICE
Music is from the second movement of Beethoven's 7th symphony.
2:33 Gardener: "I'm makin' it rain under this plastic lid. Take that, Nature"
7:10 Nature: "I'm killing off your plants. Take that, Human."
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XD
BlueDiamond poetic*
Bulb Asaur thank god you clarified.. I don't think people would have gathered that's what he was trying to say had you not come along.. good work.
DC S lol
Blub Asaur ;-)
I came for gardening, I stayed for the journey.
R.I.P. The three celery boys. They were good lil boys
R.I.P three green boi
So sad to see them dying!
They were good bois
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I get real sad thinkin about those boys.
Why is this so great? It's just some plants dying but I felt like I watched a drama.
We have learned to accept things when they are matched with the right music.
Jeb Gardener even sex
To the plants it was a life or death experience. Unfortunately death won in this instance, and they lost their true purpose in life, to be eaten as food. How much more dramatic can it be?
welcome to the real world. Its a nice place with good stories.
no need for internet and tv, as you can se I live totaly without both
@@miniwarrior7 I know where you are going with this. Sexy voice, sublime music, wicked and sly humor, could seduce an army of women into becoming hydroponic gardeners
This man deserves his views. Every video is entertaining and informative. The humor is dry which is a relief because most youtubers have shit for humor.
@Chi Phan. D If Jeb ever did have shit for humor we know he would convert it to healthy humous.
Nature won the battle, but Jeb will win the war.
Nature never loses.
unless you have nukes
Jeb Gardener I know I like this channel but should you be nicer to your plants?
Jeb Gardener lol
The spirit of the celery will live on in the compost. I hope it makes a better harvest for you in the future.
Thank you.
You do a great job turning something simple into a story!
Thank you
I just wish some of his stories would have happy endings.
There's no way I would've sat through this entire video if it weren't for the unique way you presented it.
Thank you
I love this channel.
Cool!
JEB IS BACK
JUST IN TIME WITH THE HARVEST MOON
PRAISE BE
Seriously Underrated channel
"And I got to play in the dirt a little... Get back to my roots."
Rasta everywhere loving this bit right here ^^^^^^ Rofl
Congratulations on the weight loss! Unless it was encouraged by negative methods, but I do hope that is not the case. Jeb, thank you for always explaining what you're doing, as you never know when someone might view a video of yours for the first time. RIP celery.
Yeah we like to hear the things we know over and over too. I don't know why... I'll try to figure that out too.
Water falls like tears from my plastic tote lid. How poetic.
Congrats on the weight loss Jeb!
Oh, that's just mean...
Cryptopolis he said he lost 18kg from what he was in the vid. I would say thats worth congratulating
Yes, I saw that on a second viewing. Completely missed it the first time. I guess I was just fascinated with Jeb cutting up the rock wool cubes & putting them in the net pots... :-)
Yeah been doing weight watchers for 7 months now. Takes time!
been doing low card keto diet here. lost 30 lbs. stuck on plateau. congrats. Excellent channel. thanks
The King of hydroponics has returned.
These videos do take a while to make, but they are quite entertaining
Thanks Tesla!
I already loved gardening.... You gave that love ecstasy and sat it in front of an airshow....
I feel like if I was Jeb I could do a story based on my Zantedeschia(took me ages to find that out) which would adequately depict the epicness of the strength of nature. It often gets to -20c where I live so a plant like this outside with a complete garden ignorer like me as its landlord is a feat in itself. it appeared after a flood 8 years ago out of nowhere, right next to my front door and I've never touched it, now its this giant behemoth which clones itself every year and becomes bigger.
The local 'experts' are quite jealous that someone who does nothing could have such a beauty growing by the front door while they can't even do it within greenhouses. Its just started the autumn process of vanishing back into the ground. This video of yours has inspired me to document my nothingness and report on the wonder of nature ;-)
Did you ever do this? I wanna see this plant lol.
you're a mad man! I can't wait to see if a plant will indeed grow out of that soup.
Punished "Jeb" Gardener
nature played him like a damn fiddle
Why are we still here? Just to plant
Jeb sees the celery grow back “What took you so long?”
the celery "kelp ya waiting, huh?"
You killed it with the fertilizer bro. Less is more.
I got so happy hearing Beethoven’s 7th symphony mvmt 2! It reminds me of simpler times in my life.
Love your stuff
Thanks!
Excellent music, again.
Thanks. Somebody won the contest from my tomato cloning music request video.
Im sorry for your loss Jeb, you bring so much joy to our lives! I know times are tough right now, but we must push on! Continue to explore the wonders of nature!! We stand with you Jeb and we love you!
The emotional rollercoaster ride was more than I could bear. Tears of joy with the emergence of shoots, followed by tears of sorrow from the fallen soldiers, then to tears of joy with the realization in the end, there is still hope for the future. Truly a cinematic masterpiece representing man and natures struggle to survive with each other and finally join to become one. Bravo.
Thanks Emilios.
5:12 that crunch had me dying lol I am getting very motivated to start growing something in my place. If I do it, i'll keep you updated, brother.
What a gripping tale, bravo!
This was the best rom com I’ve seen in years....was a real tear jerker! I shed a river 😭😩
feels good to cry once in a while
The power of nature is unstoppable! Amazing monologue!!
I love how calm he sounds
Best choice of music in a channel I've heard so far and cool video, you never dissapoint: 100/100.
this is my favorite thing to watch, chill after work and helps me relax.
Awesome
Another quality video from my favorite youtuber
Thank you
your choice of classical music goes excellent with your narration
Be careful of toxic fumes when opening that again Jeb. Loving your work.
I go through such a fukin emotional rollercoaster with these videos. Definitely more emotion than I expect when trying to learn about celery
Awesome!
I just put your video's on, on auto play in the background while I'm planting new seeds. It's utterly relaxing. Such good music for new seeds to start popping from.
Sounds like fun
Thats why man invented the airstone and calcium hypochlorite.
Barocque is dope.
i really enjoy your videos, they have a relaxing effect. Keep up the good work.
thank you
Rewatching your videos before I go to sleep every now and then. Their still great videos even the 2nd or 3rd view.
I loved every moment as I wipe away tears of sadness and happiness lol
awesome
You might think I'm weird for this but peanut butter and celery is so good.
i second this
I want to,grow some peanut sometime too.
OMG! WEIRDO!....I know a woman who puts raisins on the peanutbuttercelerysticks and calls it ants ona log....I personally prefer cheesewiz.
When I was a young kid they had a cool technique to get us to eat celery. Its called "Ants on a Log" :
Celery with peanut butter filling in the crevice and raisens on top :)
This made me sad, but i'm interested to see what happens with the water.
I LOVE your channel, the subtle tones of humor and the artistry you ooze is immaculate.
thanks fien
Jeb, you are so entertaining. In 10 years I think you are the 3rd channel I have subscribed to. Love the music as well. Cheers.
You're looking good Jeb, but oh boi poor celery D: They survived the hail, but could not take the fungus. RIP crunchy greens
I like your dogs
dont really like gardening but i cant stop watching these
you should like gardening, you will enjoy them so much more
Your videos are works of pure art. From the wondrous music to the brilliant commentary, it fills me with the temptation to start my own hydroponics project.
Good idea. If you have a grow store nearby it's easy to start small.
Your dying celery ...left me a little misty eyed(believe it, or not).
*HE'S BACK*
This is such a treat for the senses and emotions.
Truly a work of art.
glad you liked it
thanks!
Another great video Jeb ! Keep it up! Thank you!
Aww that is kinda sad, so much work and then it dies. :(
Work? As he said it himself, it's 5 minutes work and let nature do the rest. He will probably coat the cover black in the future, like he transitioned from painted black boxes to actually black boxes.
He strives to get better, so there is no point of being sad. Just make the best out of the situation.
Yes it's the discoveries that are the real goal.
On reflection, isn't that true of all life, particularly of humanity as we wage our war to accumulate wages? What other species spends all its time and energy chasing after plant fiber, ink pigmented sheets of paper?
Jeb, if you're using premier pro to edit, use a plugin called Twixtor for smoother slow mo.
They got something like that for imovie? Lol
I love your videos. So funny. Thank you.
thanks ree
Nature is unstoppable, plants will thrive in that water.
I think it will. O2 might be a problem with the continuing decomposition.
So, where's the black paint on the lids that you said you would do to prevent the sunlight thing?
Sweet Spirit I'm assuming that was after this was filmed
Yeah that will be for the future grows.
Why would you paint them black? To absorb more heat from the sun? Just use black/white plastic sheet (white outside) to cover the growing containers.
Pappa bless jebb
I thought this was just gonna be some shaky, low quality gardening video like most but,,it turned out being such a surprisingly amazing experience. I'm emotional.
glad you liked it
Beautiful
Jeb, what would happen if you trim roots of algae and change the water?
The new growth was putting down some baby roots so it could come back in theory
Hi Jeb. Have you tried UC Roots or other hypochlorous acid product? I wonder if adding that to the rez will keep algae and fungus and other pathogens away. I just found your channel! Sorry if you already tried that. Thx for the vids!
you can use pool shock too if u wanna save $$ - in very small amounts of course. search for pool shock cannabis and you'll find mixing ratio.
Make your own Colloidal Silver & add to your water.
Antibacterial, antmicrobial, antifungal . . . .
I make it, take it, use it, share it with my pets, plants & family.
It works, I can make my basils and other kitchen herbs last pretty much forever Kratky style by regularly washing the container and hosing algae off the roots. I also trim the roots when they get out of control or discolored. I bet it would work on celery as well?
There are TWO dogs?
How could I be this blind the whole time?
yeah they are best friends
this is now on my top 3 emotional deaths. great movie again Jeb.
Never grown a plant in my life, but god I love you Jeb
WHERE DO U LIVE THAT U GET SO MUCH HAIL?!?!
George Fritze I asked the same question on an earlier video and I believe he said California
Southern California. Hail is pretty rare.
Jeb Gardener knowing u live in southern California I have to ask why you are up at 3 am on a saturday
Gotta work the comments the first day a video is released!
How fast does a hydroponic crop grow in comparisson to a normal crop?
google it
I've only heard it's faster (particularly vegetative growth). Never tried it though.
I'd guesstimate that it's about 2-3 times faster than dirt. But there are tradeoffs with all that speed. Fruit, like strawberries and tomatoes, never get as sweet and flavourful as the same plants growing in woodchip compost. Mild leafy greens that like cool weather, such as lettuce, seem to taste less bitter in hydroponics. Probably because all that extra growth speed means I can get to harvest before hot weather hits.
Thank you!
@@zilym than you not using good fertilizer and you're not flushing your crop properly
This is one of the best channels on yt. I hadn't been even close to haveing any interest in plants, yet I watched most of your videos from start to end. Bravo maestro!
thanks sneznik
When the hail came I thought it was the end )))
The atmosphere of the video as always on Top !!!
Warthunder music!!!!
Feelsbadman ;-;
All of a sudden I'm nine minutes into watching a video of someone telling a story about hydroponic celery and now I'm trying to determine what it is that makes these videos so entertaining.
It's all about contrast.
This guy makes such wholesome content. What a brilliant channel.
I'm not a saint but I like to make everyone feel welcome here. Thanks.
MAKE VIDS MORE OFTEN MAYBE VLOGS?
I get the feeling people don't want those though.
But how do you know, i would love to see more of you :3
Jeb Gardener well I tried. I love your channel, I grow plants too!!
I can tell by the percentage watched. It's way lower. Maybe I'll just do some when I have something important to say.
Jeb Gardener ok jeb
This man is my favourite internet personality of all time
Thanks Olivia!
Creative 👍🏼
Jeb. Your videos are wildly entertaining for those of us with hydroponic experience. Blessings to you my friend thanks for the laughs!
Thanks. Nice to know other people on earth are trying this stuff.
Jeb Gardener cheers buddy!!
Was not expecting the end of the video. Can't wait to see how it turns out!
me too
I see those strawberries in the background! I can't wait to see your video about those hydroponic strawberries.
Probably going to be another disaster video lol
Thanks Jeb, I'm learning
Love to see you are recycling plant dirt, in The Netherlands I have a small aquaponics setup, with a worm-bin, the worm-tea gives me a nutriciant addition to the water for the last 4 years.
Nice!
I googled about hydro and ended up on one of his videos. 3 hours later, i'm still watching his videos. he's a genius
Great video! As others have pointed out, your compost bin will eventually turn everything into great compost, but it'll take a long while and reek the whole time.
A few things that could help both of those problems (unless you and your neighbors enjoy slow, smelly decomposition): Pop a bunch of holes in the bottom of the bin and put it on the dirt, and let the water drain out. Then, throw some "brown" materials in; stuff that's high-carbon, like paper, wood chips, and dried leaves. The smaller the pieces are, the better. Then, you can just let that mixture cook for a few months and you'll have some great compost. It might be good to stir it once a month though, or only the middle will break down. Either way, the smell will be gone with more carbon and less water.
Also, there are some dangerous fungi that love standing water with rotting stuff in it. There are a few cases of people dying from inhaling some when they're close. So, yeah, you probably shouldn't let water stay stagnant in there. You could even just dump the bin out, then throw everything that was in there back into it (thereby ridding the bin of the stagnant water) and that would help on all fronts.
Oh, and if there's standing water and a lot of rotting stuff, you'll attract bad bugs who want to lay their eggs in it. They'll eat a lot of your garden, and then their babies will hatch and eat the rest. Unless you use a lot of insecticide, you've probably experienced this to a degree already. Wet, high-nitrogen materials will bring a parade of weird, angry, anti-gardener bugs. You'll go from Beethoven's Seventh Symphony to Orff's "O Fortuna."
I'm just gonna try it and see what happens
What a beautiful way to turn a bad situation into a good one
thank you
Worth the wait as always!
Thanks!
Your bedtime stories must be off the charts!!
i usually read from a book
2:33 I was wow don't you fear the wrath of mother nature... A few seconds and mother nature Strikes Back ... i love this channel deeply 🤩 thank you for the great content.
Drops of water fall like tears - too good!
It was hard to watch the plants decline after watching them grow so well.
Every video of you is so good and entertaining... The titles, the music, THE GOLD COMMENTARY I love everything. You go Jeb, you go my dude
Thanks. I'm trying to,keep the, consistent.
Wow Jeb I absolutely love the way you turn every video into a story.. keep making them, I smile the whole time:)
Thanks!
I am so so sorry for your loss brother. Only the good die young. I have faith their remains will bring joy in the future.
great , it looks very simple but i can see your efforts to keep it for 15 weeks..thanks for info
The addition of wood ash to compost... looked it up and it turns out it can help maintain a healthy pH of your compost materials and add potassium and lime. Jeb, you have all the tricks!
I did it for the minerals and stuff. I know the greens should be acidic and the ash basic, but I think the microbes will get it all settled down by the end.
hi king jeb.. you are our unbeatable hero...
This guy's so good at gardening, you could say Gardener is his middle name...oh wait a minute.
Thank you so much for making your videos!! I learn so much and I've wanted to venture into hydroponics so badly but never knew where to start, you've helped me so much and seeing this will help me prevent more mistakes:))
glad you liked it
Hey Jeb, 18 Kilo! WOW! Good for you. Loved the music and the narrating as always. Take care and love your stuff.
Thanks Nati!
Amazing how nature do that