I make everything a joke. I can always come up with some sarcastic asshole thing to say. I tried to find a way to make a joke about that sentence, but you’re right, it’s a sentence no one should find themselves saying.
I'd like to take this moment to say... that not all of us enjoy Rick and Morty becasue we think we are big galaxy brains, a BIG majority of the fan base just enjoy the humor, same witty humour to me that American dad shares. Doesn't mean I'm more intelligent at all sadly lol Just is my taste in humor. Don't hate the show becasue of these "galaxy brains" who are simply experiencing "The Dunning-kruger effect" and that gets them off when they watch the show 🤭
and apparently got a really and sunburn on his head because he looks like he went to chemo and later in the sun for an hour his head is like dried skin
I saw a picture of this movie when I was younger, and I thought that his “eyes” were on the top of his head, and he just kept his head down all the time.
If someone said for the lulz and wasn't ironic they were 100% from 4chan. The origin point for the cringiest everything. Not all cringe comes from there but if you're looking for the highest form of cringe? It could only come from a cesspool such as that
I don't know what makes watching this more painful: ~The cringy way they throw around early 2010 internet culture. ~The fact I like early 2010 internet culture.
Keith David and the actual design got so wasted A detective obsessing over an urban legend with his broken psychology making him question whether he’s real could be a fun Slasher with psychological elements
Shane Dawson in the movie: “Like when I reported them for posting child porn on /b. I don’t know, I just don’t think stuff like that is ever funny.” Shane Dawson in real life: HEY 13 YEAR OLD COUSIN, ENTERTAIN THE CHILD MOLESTERS THAT COULD VERY WELL BE ACTUALLY WATCHING MY VIDEOS BECAUSE OF HOW OFTEN I SEXUALIZE KIDS FOR “COMEDY” LOL!
I saw a screencap of Smiley years ago. Scared me so bad as I mistook it for one of those old horror movies from the 80s. Knowing it’s a Shane Dawson film makes it even scarier.
@@thatkidcgonzo he’s making a joke. The smiley killer looks pretty creepy, so just seeing a picture you could assume it would have been a creepy movie.
I can, Tobuscus seems like a pretty solid guy with a lot of demons (I.E. potential issues with drug abuse) but I really don’t think he’s ever hurt anyone, I mean the allegations don’t really add up, it’s weird.
"I think I'm high on your marijuana" How did that make it through ANY passes? This script is high on its own stupidity. Definitely a Shane Dawson project
They chose, out everyone, shane dawson to be the moral guy who doesn't like edgy humor. Even without the allegations against him now, he was still making those sorts of jokes back then.
Turnip it was still in the early days and his sketches were always fucked, hell I don’t see Brandon Rogers getting cancelled, and he had a child predator character, and had a box of dildos rain down on children. I find it a bit ironic, especially watching how UA-cam changed over the years to the hellfire it is now
I feel like Shane's character being called paedobear is some kind of sick inside joke. 😷 Cos that whole character background is irrelevant to the main story. Cripes. Ty for all the likes, I've never gotten this many before. Glad lots of u agree.
Funny to think that somebody did a research on him before casting and found out about that but didn't dare to call him out so they're like "oh I know a nickname for shane's character :)" lol jk tho
The director has NEVER seen a high person or been high himself. I mean, fair enough then, but how about you do a little research to be able to give directions. But no, no effort was put into this whatsoever.
@@Mintylight Sam Raimi tried getting actors to actually smoke weed for the evil dead movie. He realised this was a mistake; when a good chunk of the actors couldn't remember their lines and couldn't stop giggling.
It really doesn't make sense, either. The DMs are the ones in charge of the game, they're like Gods that design the environment, other people the characters interact with,, monsters, etc. Realistically, Binder (Sweet Jesus, that name is terrible) could just join a campaign and that DM can make a Princess NPC for his character. But I know he's actually referring to not being able to get a real girlfriend, which is where this scripted line falls apart.
@@JudgementSkull Yeah as soon as you look intently at it it does literally look like a smiley face and it's kinda so absurd it's funny, but the blood coming out of the stitches is pretty fucked, too bad this movie is pretentious garbage and has Shane Dawson and Tobuscus.
I kind of want a real movie or a little series about Jeff The Killer, Idk why, I just want to see it for some reason, and I just hope nobody messes it up
You should watch/listen to The Dark Somnium's reading of the "new and improved" Jeff the Killer story. Its uploaded in separate episodes like chapters in a novel
I feel like if the teacher turned out to be Smiley then the killer would've had a bit more motive, like: the teacher was obsessed with the meaning of life and talking about nihilism and all that. So wouldn't it make sense then if you took the classroom scenes as a way to foreshadow that the teacher is the killer and his motive is his dislike of the younger generation's apparent apathy towards life. All the talk about particles and computers in ones mind could've been used as a means to explain Smiley's ability to appear out of nowhere, perhaps the teacher figured out a means of teleportation via computers? But as he believes everyone will kill each other before these cool things can be invented, wouldn't it make sense that he'd use it to fulfill an ironic justice upon the younger generation by killing for the lulz? So, to fix this movie: make the teacher the villain with a twisted sense of respect for life, he believes the younger generation is too flippant and uncaring, therefore undeserving of life. After discovering a means to teleport through computers at will, he becomes Smiley, and begins his slaughter. He becomes obsessed with the main character because she appears to have a like mind opinion on the world, but things and events happen that eventually lead to the discovery of Smiley's identity, the main character tries to kill him as in the original movie, but is thrown out the window, Smiley leaves believing she is dead, but she's alive and the second movie could be about her taking revenge (you can also keep the cops not believing her, as there is no proof of forced entry into the buildings/homes of the murdered and the Smiley cases are chalked up as a part of a suicide challenge or something of the like, which can be used to reference another way the younger generation is seen as behaving with no respect for life by the teacher)
The fact that this movie unironcially thought you could make the phrase "I did it for the lulz" sound creepy and ominous kind of makes me fall in love with it.
i would watch Shane’s conspiracies and videos of him with Garrett, honestly I knew he had older videos but never looked into them. Then when I found out what his past videos were I was disgusted, literally how did that not come to light sooner
This film is so unbelievably stuck in 2012 that watching it in ANY point during the future is like drinking aged milk. Come to think about it, this movie was trash in 2012 but I think we were more naive back then.
I agree with this, like I can put on Mean Girls and while it has some aged parts, it doesn't cram early 2000s in your face the WHOLE time like Smiley does with 2012 lol
I can’t stop laughing at how serious the professor is trying to be when he says, “Do you want to do something Ashley? For the lulz.” I love the edits you added in so funny!
How could you NOT mention that Keith David was in this movie? He's an actual actor with credible roles. Requiem for a Dream, Mass Effect, Platoon, The Thing, and a lot of other stuff. How the hell did he end up in Smiley of all movies?
It actually does make sense that they'd refer to him as pedobear for reporting them actually. Pedobear as a meme came from 4chan where it was spammed to signal moderators that illegal content had been posted.
I don't understand why Shane did and said some extremely twisted, gross and incriminating things, made one fake apology with nothing really proving him innocent and everyone with smashed together makeup for brains (the beauty community) just forgave him and brushed it off somehow
I literally became so pissed. He's my childhood, he plays my fucking favorite character, Arbiter. Like, Arbiter vs. The cop, I literally. I LITERALLY CANNOT.
True. The protagonist is a great actress too. She was in a western horror called the wind where she was basically going crazy in this homestead in the middle of the desert while being haunted by her emotional baggage and the fucking devil himself
And what's really awful is the fact that even with the awful script, he's legitimately good. Like, that's just a testament to how good of an actor he is.
I hate that I know this, but.... There's a post credit scene where Ashley's eyes popped open, meaning it's a slasher movie with a body count of zero and sequel bait.
Like in final destination... 3... 2... idfk where he picks up the knife. Also she tries to grab a cloth and apparently she put her cloth in a knife block.....? And tried to grab it??? Speaking of which the black guy is the same guy. I recognise that voice anywhere.
I love how you can completely roast Shane with all those clips of him being racist/creepy without being a dramatic ass tea spill channel😄 much more enjoyable
Jason voorhees: wants revenge for his mom getting killed. Freddy Krueger: wants revenge for being burned alive. Smiley: lol staby stab make person go die die.
I still lean towards him just having super edgy taste in humor back in the day (a lot of us did) and making jokes that went too far/didn’t hold up. I still remember watching the “I checked my analytics and I have a lot of sex offenders so eat a cocktail weenie please” bit, and it was pretty funny at the time, still a pretty solid joke when delivered well, but having her eat one on camera is a bit much. I don’t know the whole context of the “she was sexy” line, so I could be completely wrong, but could he have meant that she was *sexualized* instead of *sexy*? Could’ve been a Freudian slip
@@Space_CowboyHD pedo apologist much? Other than that, which yes he did mean sexy, there were many other things he did. Asking a 15 year old to twerk on camera, kissing an underage girl, those creepy videos with his 12 year old cousin, those all happened too. He doesn't deserve any more chances at all. And I'm not even going to get into it about the terrible racism and dehumanizing of black people, or his conduct towards animals.
I mean to be fair, if someone said “I did it for the Lulz” I would go into a murderous rage too
Honestly,not even back in 2012,I never heard anyone say "lulz"
Smiley represents the average human being
He would’ve killed me from laughter
I know I would have
Oatmeal
"Shane, why did you make so many comments about pedophilia?"
"I did it for the lulz"
He kissed the 12 year old for the lulz
@@marksilla8276 He looked up naked babies for the lulz
he was heavily involved in the creation of an entire series about a little girl getting sexually abused for the lulz
He was being racist af for the lulz
wait wasnt shane dawson the dude that fucked his cat
“He stitched his eyes shut and carved a smile in his face”
Yeah but where did the nose go
Right here!
Someone got his nose that that's why they never gave it back . _.
@@CreativeWitchArt they did it for the lulz
No one nose
If Jeff the Killer taught me anything, mutilating your eyes and.mouth makes your nose vanish.
Shane: "Here's my justification for pedophilia"
That is a sentence no one should ever find themselves saying at all.
Theres legit no proof of it tho
@@Etira.ur brain dead
@@Etira.Typical delusional shade fan. Will always defend him
@@HenryAnzzplayer oh hell yes
I make everything a joke. I can always come up with some sarcastic asshole thing to say. I tried to find a way to make a joke about that sentence, but you’re right, it’s a sentence no one should find themselves saying.
The next big horror movie: a movie where the killer appears when you say "I did it for the vine"
The monster kills people that say the n word, they have to survive a full 90 minutes without saying it not even sure that's possible
@@daraghokane4236 The white kid on xbox won't last long
I did it for the tik-tok
@@yankeenoodles that's sexist
all for the gram
I really can’t take the phrase “do it for the lulz” seriously.
That made me physically cringe from head to toe and brought back unwanted memories
Who can?
Wes Cole literally nobody 🤮
Srsly tho if the chant would have been something like, “smile for me” or something like that then the biggest problem would’ve been goon.
That's the point though lmao. It's ironic
"Why do they call him Smiley?"
"Because he stitched his eyes shut."
Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of sky.
Hm, yes, the windows are made out of wood.
Hm, yes the tree here is made out of concrete
Hmm, yes, the stars here are made out of dirt.
Hm, yes the clouds are made out of grass
Hmm, yes the air is made out of hydrogen dioxide
The fact that this movie tried to make the phrase “for the lulz” a deep and philosophical statement may be the most pretentious thing I’ve ever seen.
Agreed the fact the teacher even knows about it is hilariously inaccurate.
That professor DEFINITELY religiously watches Rick and Morty
to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand it
Lol your name and pic. Our gurl
Hugenia Cooney..... I can't-
I'd like to take this moment to say... that not all of us enjoy Rick and Morty becasue we think we are big galaxy brains, a BIG majority of the fan base just enjoy the humor, same witty humour to me that American dad shares. Doesn't mean I'm more intelligent at all sadly lol Just is my taste in humor.
Don't hate the show becasue of these "galaxy brains" who are simply experiencing "The Dunning-kruger effect" and that gets them off when they watch the show 🤭
@We Have To Go Back spoilers 🤬😡😡
Even back in 2012, “doing it for the lulz” was outdated. That was 2007 internet slang.
I don't even remember that.
Nah 2012 was about right. It was about then when the rage comics showed up around everywhere.
I literally never heard someone use it unironically/say it with straight face
I say it everytime a villain in a movie has little to no motivation
when the rage comics started being big people said stuff like that again
my teacher in hs said this all the time during class
So, he stitched his eyes shut and they became vertical slits? And lost his nose and lips and any other defining features that humans have?
Basically
and apparently got a really and sunburn on his head because he looks like he went to chemo and later in the sun for an hour his head is like dried skin
Director:"seems legit I'll put a trailer on it"
I saw a picture of this movie when I was younger, and I thought that his “eyes” were on the top of his head, and he just kept his head down all the time.
Basically..
"why tf would you make a movie like this???"
"for... for the... the... ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵘˡᶻ"
Bro hotkey for super script?
Etu!
Smiley: Nothing personal, kid.
This movie didn't age badly, because for something to age badly it needs to be good at some point
Nice
Hey you did you get a heart from indeimaus channel because of the pfp 🤗
Thanks for doing it for the meme "for the lulz" 😁
"They had us in the first half ngl"
Didn't age as badly as Shane's victims. 🥁 *Ba Dum Tss*
They got us in the first half ngl
Why does Shane look like his face is badly deep faked into this movie.
It's actually his deep throat face
Probably cus it is
Because you're used to him being bloated and high e
aaronsdavis how u know?
Lol right wtf
“I tHinK iM hIgh oN yOuR mAriJuAna”
Who tf says that?
Someone who is either an undercover cop or some nerd that has never had weed but is trying to sound "cool".
she said it for the lulz
they tried really hard to make her seem naive, meek, and boring (and new to college life) so I guess that line is the result
Someone who is VERY high on your marijuana
I really wish the “font” you used in your comment was a setting lol its such a pain in the ass to type but it conveys sarcasm/stupidity so well
Even back then, saying "for the lulz" was cringe.
It's like some 40-year-old's idea of what teens think is cool.
it was very cringe
now it's "for the meme"
@@rome8180 Hello there, fellow kids!
If someone said for the lulz and wasn't ironic they were 100% from 4chan. The origin point for the cringiest everything. Not all cringe comes from there but if you're looking for the highest form of cringe? It could only come from a cesspool such as that
I aged 40 years and got some form of disease when they said “for the lulz”
Well guess you didnt do it for the lulz right
@Apple Is Forever your age had nothing to do with this
@Thine Frick bro congrats, you are one of the very few people on YT that can actually get a laugh out of me, good job.
same
@Thine Frick I want to make a joke about how your joke is so dark Dawson would be racist towards it, but it falls short.
I don't know what makes watching this more painful:
~The cringy way they throw around early 2010 internet culture.
~The fact I like early 2010 internet culture.
For me is that Keith David is in this. As soon as I saw my man, it was like an energy sword to the back. Seriously Keith you can do so much better
@@luisf2793 As long as he got paid well. Maybe he knew it was crap and hammed it up?
Early 2010 feels like everyone’s middle school years that nobody likes.
Keith David and the actual design got so wasted
A detective obsessing over an urban legend with his broken psychology making him question whether he’s real could be a fun Slasher with psychological elements
“I started seeing...black people...”
The way I screamed
Out of laughter or out of fear?
Out of disgust
@@emilywebber6981 wait a minute-
@@Sebastian-eg8jx no I mean
@@Sebastian-eg8jx the fact that someone would say that
what pisses me off is that Smiley’s character design looks downright terrifying but they executed it horribly
I don't find it terrifying, I just find it gross looking.. it's like a skin graft lol
@@Frosty_tha_Snowman i think it's enough to get someone nightmares though lmao
@@Frosty_tha_Snowman It looks like someone used one of those “realistic AI converter” things on one of their 3 year old’s drawings
@@aiglentinaa It really does lol. It's not scary, it's just uncomfortable... like, I just don't want to look at it. 😂
It did what it was supposed to then I guess. It's uncomfortable to look at and gross. To some people it's scary. Too bad the movie is trash
Shane Dawson in the movie: “Like when I reported them for posting child porn on /b. I don’t know, I just don’t think stuff like that is ever funny.”
Shane Dawson in real life: HEY 13 YEAR OLD COUSIN, ENTERTAIN THE CHILD MOLESTERS THAT COULD VERY WELL BE ACTUALLY WATCHING MY VIDEOS BECAUSE OF HOW OFTEN I SEXUALIZE KIDS FOR “COMEDY” LOL!
The funniest thing is /b is 99% against pedos. That shit isn't ever there.
beetle the bard 713 It’s prison rules, Pedophiles are the lowest of the low on the prison hierarchy.
Offensive comedy is fine done right but yeah that's a line u just don't cross :/
lulz*
Ben King of good takes not if it’s about pedophilia or rape that’s just too far people don’t take it seriously
Ok, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but
Smiley's face looks like the default roblox smile face lmao
Oof
Oof
O o o o o f
O
O
F
Lol
Oof
That jump scare actually cut to an ad with Amy Schumer so that was actually pretty terrifying.
I just got super nauseous reading that
Oh jesus
Oh God- i feel sick now
DEAR GOD
Oh that one
Man them calling Shane "Pedobear" aged so well.
the film director knew
I saw a screencap of Smiley years ago. Scared me so bad as I mistook it for one of those old horror movies from the 80s. Knowing it’s a Shane Dawson film makes it even scarier.
Smiley is complete dog shit..80s horror is loads better..they're practically oscar nominees compared to this
@@thatkidcgonzo he’s making a joke. The smiley killer looks pretty creepy, so just seeing a picture you could assume it would have been a creepy movie.
690th like wooo hooo
Honestly Shane’s parts in this movie were truly ahead of there time in the most ironic way possible
IKR?
And they said movies can’t predict the future
@@Truecrimeresearcher224 Who says that?
@@-sanju-scientists.
can’t wait for someone to make a big chungus horror movie
“The Chungus Among Us”
Lmao 🤣
I would see that
Sign me up for a role in that blockbuster
there’s a humongous fungus among us
I'll play chungus
"He stitched his eyes and his smile... " It looks like a potato that someone cut a smiley face in.
I can’t believe Tobuscus was more useful an actor in the Annoying Orange show than in a feature length movie
Suarez Transcended annoying orange...movie?
No there was one on cartoon network, tobuscus was in it
It's wasn't a movie is what I'm getting at, it was a tv show
No there was a whole ass show
I can, Tobuscus seems like a pretty solid guy with a lot of demons (I.E. potential issues with drug abuse) but I really don’t think he’s ever hurt anyone, I mean the allegations don’t really add up, it’s weird.
When the little girl says "sometimes they do it with their pants off", referring to men on the webchat... yeah, that was probably Shane lmfao
Oatmeal
ChairMan Raisins
@@lunaa5005 cookies
Cereal
"Why do they call him Smiley?"
I mean, *just look at him*
You can't help but laugh when you type "I did it for the lulz" (3x)
You should call him an ice cream man
My names Jeff
Unseen Rectum I love that picture I love Tokyo ghoul good anime show an I’m only 16 and watch it
Good concept for the killer tho
"I think I'm high on your marijuana" How did that make it through ANY passes? This script is high on its own stupidity. Definitely a Shane Dawson project
The scariest part of this movie is Shane’s acting and humongous ego
Did you bring the tequila joseph
The JoJo fans are fucking everywhere. And I'm one of them.
killa_rza ofc I did
Quin Bellnier ayyy fellow JoJo fans in the wild
How do you do
If this movie didn't age well, neither did Shane's victims in real life.
Caught you early
You... again...
We did it boys, we found him.
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
Xavier Azhar english please 🖤
They chose, out everyone, shane dawson to be the moral guy who doesn't like edgy humor. Even without the allegations against him now, he was still making those sorts of jokes back then.
I think that was the irony. He was the Brandon Rogers of the 2010s
theyre not allegations, he recorded a lot of what he did and put it on the internet
Mars C back when edgy humor was the thing and UA-cam was still new
@@tgiacin435 Not that new
Turnip it was still in the early days and his sketches were always fucked, hell I don’t see Brandon Rogers getting cancelled, and he had a child predator character, and had a box of dildos rain down on children. I find it a bit ironic, especially watching how UA-cam changed over the years to the hellfire it is now
"You type 'I did it for the lulz'"
"I did it for WHAT?"
See, that is the right answer. Instantly relatable character.
I feel like Shane's character being called paedobear is some kind of sick inside joke. 😷 Cos that whole character background is irrelevant to the main story.
Cripes. Ty for all the likes, I've never gotten this many before. Glad lots of u agree.
Funny to think that somebody did a research on him before casting and found out about that but didn't dare to call him out so they're like "oh I know a nickname for shane's character :)" lol jk tho
I still can’t believe pedobear memes were a thing. I hated it then and I hate it more now that I’m associating it with Shane
@@doubtful_seer But wasn't the pedobear meme made to mock pedophiles?
@@ginoyesano5649 pedobear was just a meme but it soon became the mascot for pedophiles.
@@doubtful_seer oh man, same. 😷 It's so gross. Paedophilia is NO joke.
Ik this is old but how tf you stitch your eyes shut vertically
Homie had them state of the art fly eyes, I guess.
maybe shawty was a goat w them sideways eyes or whatev
You could skin the face, then cut the eye slots into little vertical slits and sew them. Then put the face back on.
@@KatRinaZLuv369 that sounds absolutely horrendous... however seems logical 💀
I’ve watched waaay too many horror movies lol.
The ending where they all shout "for the lulz!" In unison was just cringe
The whole movie is cringe
@@doanale3344 That part put the cherry on top though. The pedo bear jokes added the sprinkles.
That sounded like the dumbest fraternity/cult ever made.
For the cringe!
“I think I am high on your marijuana”
No
No you ain’t 😂🤣
The director has NEVER seen a high person or been high himself. I mean, fair enough then, but how about you do a little research to be able to give directions. But no, no effort was put into this whatsoever.
@@Mintylight fr, if it was that girls first time her eyes woulda been red asff
@@Mintylight Sam Raimi tried getting actors to actually smoke weed for the evil dead movie. He realised this was a mistake; when a good chunk of the actors couldn't remember their lines and couldn't stop giggling.
NOTHING about Shane Dawson aged well. Even himself.
The only 2 videos I liked got taken down. F
Yeah I mean your not wrong
Jesse Hayes
I already had it
So did the children
he looks absolutely crusty and homeless except he's not fucking homeless man wtf
*"The dungeon master never gets the princess"*
kinda has the same vibe as
*"nice guys always finish last"*
In the words of famous commentary man shaffrillas; "if he mention a nice a guy, he is a nice a guy"
Also an insult to dungeon masters everywhere
It really doesn't make sense, either. The DMs are the ones in charge of the game, they're like Gods that design the environment, other people the characters interact with,, monsters, etc. Realistically, Binder (Sweet Jesus, that name is terrible) could just join a campaign and that DM can make a Princess NPC for his character. But I know he's actually referring to not being able to get a real girlfriend, which is where this scripted line falls apart.
@@constantdisappointment5658 bold of you to assume ANYONE would want to play D&D with him 😂
@@constantdisappointment5658 what u said!!!!!
sucks that the movie sucks, smileys character design is very interesting
@Nathaniel Arndt yeah. The character leigon from dead by daylight looks kinda similar tho, so atleast j have that.
Yeah....I love it really....Tho the movie FUUUUUUCK
@@spleeneater9481 I never noticed that, but yeah they do look sorta similar
I just look like the roblox face
@@JudgementSkull Yeah as soon as you look intently at it it does literally look like a smiley face and it's kinda so absurd it's funny, but the blood coming out of the stitches is pretty fucked, too bad this movie is pretentious garbage and has Shane Dawson and Tobuscus.
Beatlejuice has more charisma and screen presence than everyone in this movie combined.
Candyman's hook has more charisma, and it's covered in the blood of murdered morons.
PLOT TWIST Nicholas Cage was smiley
Now this...
This is a theory I can get behind
So smiley is the protagonist
Oh crap
i need to hear nic cage say i did it for the lulz. I NEED IT
dairycans YES 😂😂😂
''i did it for the lulz, i did it for the lulz, i did it for the lulz''--
*teleports behind you*
nothing personal kid
personnel*
Midnight Saw Your Browser History is that a Henry stickmin reference?
@@alie5146 :)
Now that would have made this movie actually bearable.
And it was just a fat neckbeard the whole time.
Why does Shane Dawson's face looks like it's a bad CGI
Because it is. His whole existence is a government ploy to place an alien into human society. They wanted to test if people would notice.
@@christianmcbrearty woah-
Christian McBrearty nah that’s Mark Zuckerberg
Gabby Davis no that was Rasputin
The fact that they somehow got Keith David to be in this movie blows my mind
Shane Dawson rlly thought he was Leonardo DiCaprio huh
Jeff the Killer. They got it from Jeff the Killer. He was popular back then.
I kind of want a real movie or a little series about Jeff The Killer, Idk why, I just want to see it for some reason, and I just hope nobody messes it up
@@legendyx304 there's nothing to "mess up", the original story and concept sucks. Internet Historian already made the best version possible
@@legendyx304 same, but i want it to be satirical, the creepypasta kinda glorifies self harm
You should watch/listen to The Dark Somnium's reading of the "new and improved" Jeff the Killer story. Its uploaded in separate episodes like chapters in a novel
@@legendyx304 they'll probably slenderman it and not make it like the original source material at all lol
"she's black. she just slaps her keyboard"
my fucking god
The internet was a strange place with werid comedy back then
Nothig has changed just different kinds of werid and strange
@Myracle Woodford 9:53
Yeah, that's what your fucking President did for 4 years straight. Just slapped away at his keyboard. Incredible.
@@weasley2o13 ayo who hurt you bro
@@weasley2o13 my president
i remember seeing a thumbnail with smiley on it when i was young and being absolutely terrified
me too
He should've made a horror movie about his cat and the monster being Shane Dawson himself
NUT
Spottedhusky on stomach
So predator vs small child?
He probably has made it already. He just hasn't published it yet.
I've seen your profile before
Smiley: *teleports behind you*
Smiley: "Nothing personnel, kid."
Ok
Oh no don’t say kid
@Dildo Shwaggins is this a joke or?
Personal?
Jason: First time?
I just realized that if he stitched his eyes closed then he would look more like this 😌
more like 😑
And he would still have a nose
I am your 1000th like.
=)
@@LostandWithered no because he carved a smile, not a straight line
the way shane made his character in the movie the exact opposite of him in real life
Causes someone to almost die
"ArR wE bAd pEoPlE?"
Oatmeal
DANCINDari well.... if he’s a pedo bear then....
Oatmeal
@@thelich781 mealOut
“Are we the baddies?”
I feel like if the teacher turned out to be Smiley then the killer would've had a bit more motive, like: the teacher was obsessed with the meaning of life and talking about nihilism and all that. So wouldn't it make sense then if you took the classroom scenes as a way to foreshadow that the teacher is the killer and his motive is his dislike of the younger generation's apparent apathy towards life. All the talk about particles and computers in ones mind could've been used as a means to explain Smiley's ability to appear out of nowhere, perhaps the teacher figured out a means of teleportation via computers? But as he believes everyone will kill each other before these cool things can be invented, wouldn't it make sense that he'd use it to fulfill an ironic justice upon the younger generation by killing for the lulz?
So, to fix this movie: make the teacher the villain with a twisted sense of respect for life, he believes the younger generation is too flippant and uncaring, therefore undeserving of life. After discovering a means to teleport through computers at will, he becomes Smiley, and begins his slaughter. He becomes obsessed with the main character because she appears to have a like mind opinion on the world, but things and events happen that eventually lead to the discovery of Smiley's identity, the main character tries to kill him as in the original movie, but is thrown out the window, Smiley leaves believing she is dead, but she's alive and the second movie could be about her taking revenge (you can also keep the cops not believing her, as there is no proof of forced entry into the buildings/homes of the murdered and the Smiley cases are chalked up as a part of a suicide challenge or something of the like, which can be used to reference another way the younger generation is seen as behaving with no respect for life by the teacher)
Stfu I’m eating polish hotdogs
@@mathnasiumalumni7608 no one asked
And with that you've made a good movie
Would make sense. If you pause it at 8:19 there is a mask on the wall with an obvious smile
I already want to watch this version of the movie, preferably without Shane
Shane Dawson is the textbook definition of “didn’t age well.”
Whoever told this man he was a good filmmaker has dementia.
Or as been groomed by him
@@Rise65487 or was profiting directly from him
So Shane has dementia?
Or an alien
😂😂😂 true
The fact that this movie unironcially thought you could make the phrase "I did it for the lulz" sound creepy and ominous kind of makes me fall in love with it.
Shane: gets called a pedobear
*That one didn't age quite so well*
It's called method acting.
@@artur6912 Damn, that's savage. 😂
@Jason Wallenberg Mine or Misaki's?
The cat says otherwise
It was a spoiler
Pretty sure the “I hate my selfie 2” short was another Shane Dawson related thing, some sort of short film video based on a chapter of his book
Yep pretty much iirc
Dear god, he _WRITES_ shit?!
“Why did you make so much edgy jokes?”
Shane: I did it for the lulz
Except most English speakers know English.
@@mr.jameson218 are you trying to say "lulz" isn't english?
@@omnical6135 Nope, care to take another look?
J want to like this comment but it’s at 666 likes I can’t ruin that
i would watch Shane’s conspiracies and videos of him with Garrett, honestly I knew he had older videos but never looked into them. Then when I found out what his past videos were I was disgusted, literally how did that not come to light sooner
Yea I used to watch him and I tried to watch his older videos but they were just off, he seemed off and I felt disgusted by his older videos
he had been exposed like 3 or 4 times over the years its just people kept flocking back to him
When I was younger I laughed my ass off at his older vids, cringy now but back in the day I thought they were funny as fuck
@@scoutsalem9926 just like Logan
This film is so unbelievably stuck in 2012 that watching it in ANY point during the future is like drinking aged milk. Come to think about it, this movie was trash in 2012 but I think we were more naive back then.
Blue the Mobster not saying the movie is good but is any 2012 UA-cam content good today
@@livwake You make a good point there, looking back a lot of it aged pretty terribly lol
I agree with this, like I can put on Mean Girls and while it has some aged parts, it doesn't cram early 2000s in your face the WHOLE time like Smiley does with 2012 lol
Dude, everyone knew it was trash in 2012
Meanwhile I can watch and rewatch Terminator 2, no matter how old it is
“I can hardly notice the raycons are there” definitely isn’t a problem when I go into the shower, and forget they’re in.
Oof
Magicw1zrd i’m high as shit, i thought raycons where water proof
I check every time
yea they’re water resistant i believe
No! I accidentally left them in my pocket and they didn't break in the washer.
I can’t stop laughing at how serious the professor is trying to be when he says, “Do you want to do something Ashley? For the lulz.” I love the edits you added in so funny!
The saddest part is that there's just _no_ way he got paid enough to do that
Also was he implying she wanted to have sex with him? Like, in 2012??? Any professor would have run away screaming "do not sue me please!"
How could you NOT mention that Keith David was in this movie? He's an actual actor with credible roles. Requiem for a Dream, Mass Effect, Platoon, The Thing, and a lot of other stuff. How the hell did he end up in Smiley of all movies?
Late but yeah how big of a budget did this movie have
Dunno... life is full of highs and lows, and maybe it was a low point for him(still gotta eat!)😏
Don't forget They Live. Its has one of the best fight sequences in cinema history.
Plus amazing singer and voice work like Dr facilier from princess and the frog and husker in Hazbin hotel. Hope he got paid well at least wow
I remember seeing the trailer for smiley and thinking “ew” before moving on and forgetting it until now.
Oatmeal
AHHHH. Oh it's not him. Don't scare me like this
First time I seen this was in family video but I thought the guys face was too creepy so I didnt want to watch it
Amarion Rich 😳
@@bloof5455 hello, how do you feel about a boy with your name
"I did it for the lulz" that sounds like a 40 year old trying to be "hip"
That sounds like a boomer trying to fit in with zoomers and gen z's
Yeah you’re right
I am 38 and work for many younger kids and find myself doing that shit all the time. Boomer cringe happens naturally😂
Hello. 39 year-old here. Can confirm, if I ever tried to be 'hip', that's something I'd probably say in order to attain 'hipness'.
Oatmeal
I've never liked shane dawson, and the fact that he's losing his fan base is satisfactory
“She’s black, she just slaps her keyboard” is what got me 😀
Agreed
Same
It is triggering as hell the clips he showed. It is so bad
i have the same opinion. i always thought the guy was a creep. it’s funny how we were right since the beginning.
I loved the part where smiley said “it’s smiling time” and smiled all over the screen
I didn’t age well either but here we are
lmao.
Ok
My dad hasn’t aged well
He’s like 7 billion years old
Nessy bite sad
It actually does make sense that they'd refer to him as pedobear for reporting them actually. Pedobear as a meme came from 4chan where it was spammed to signal moderators that illegal content had been posted.
Interesting
Kool
.....don't look at me
well then we can add that to the list of many reasons why this movie aged horribly
@@boxman7044 watch you gonna do about it?
Next horror movie. A monster that bonks people and leaves a picture of a laughing emoji which just reads:
Vibe check!
Bottom text!
That could work as like a twenty minute short film.
Best horror villian
I mean have you seen the video about the guy hitting with a spoon. This could legit work.
@@justincarter5009 *_Over and over and over and over and over and over and over... And over and over again._*
You don't mess with the Ginosachi.
@Rose I'd like to think he shouts it as he hits you
I don't understand why Shane did and said some extremely twisted, gross and incriminating things, made one fake apology with nothing really proving him innocent and everyone with smashed together makeup for brains (the beauty community) just forgave him and brushed it off somehow
It's quite obvious. He did it for the LULZ.
"I think I'm high on your marijuana"
I concur, my fellow marijuana smoker. I too am quite high on this marijuana.
the worst crime in this movie is wasting Keith David and a half decent villain design
I literally became so pissed. He's my childhood, he plays my fucking favorite character, Arbiter. Like, Arbiter vs. The cop, I literally. I LITERALLY CANNOT.
True. The protagonist is a great actress too. She was in a western horror called the wind where she was basically going crazy in this homestead in the middle of the desert while being haunted by her emotional baggage and the fucking devil himself
And what's really awful is the fact that even with the awful script, he's legitimately good. Like, that's just a testament to how good of an actor he is.
*Clicks video*
Ad: "Cats are endlessly curious about everything!"
Shiny Metagross AHSHSHEJNE
I didn't ask to be in that Ad!
@@micanikko bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh rbub
D:
Then he died
13:17 OH TIMMY! I'm Respecting Your Privacy By Knocking But Asserting My Authority As Your Parent By Coming In Anyway
"The dungeon master never gets the princess"
That's because the dungeon master IS the princess!
That's exactly what I was thinking...
Am I the only one who thought of Ford being Princess Unobtainabelle in Gravity Falls ??
Unpopular opinion: blasting sounds by x400 isn’t a jump scare
What do you mean loud=scary
@@JesterJ101 red means scary too
How is this unpopular?
@@JesterJ101 no loud=funny now
You know when you say unpopular opinion you're not supposed to state an obviously popular opinion right?
Smiley is legitimately a better person than Shane Dawson if he really did tuck a random girl in
Shane Dawson is an amazing person but ok
@@damperemu4445 I hope this is ironic
DamperEmu you a whole different kind of stupid
@@damperemu4445
*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
Oh wait you're serious?
@@damperemu4445 Jonah J. Jameson: wait, you're serious?
I hate that I know this, but.... There's a post credit scene where Ashley's eyes popped open, meaning it's a slasher movie with a body count of zero and sequel bait.
Wouldn't 99% of them spell it "lols" and it wouldn't work? 😂
Smiley appears as a giant paperclip and asks if you know how to turn on auto correct... SpoOpy!
these are the %1
I can't believe they dragged poor Keith David into this "film".
And Roger Bart :(
He was also in Chain Letter, a similar movie where he played a similar role.
I know man, it seems torturous.
Keith friggin David
You know... friggin Al Simmons
How tf they get the arbiter
why would she pick up the gun? that’s incriminating herself and putting her DNA on the crime scene bro
JDIZZ 05 why are you locked in the bathroom
Like in final destination... 3... 2... idfk where he picks up the knife. Also she tries to grab a cloth and apparently she put her cloth in a knife block.....? And tried to grab it???
Speaking of which the black guy is the same guy. I recognise that voice anywhere.
Final Destination 1, Alex picks the knife off up his teacher, Valerie
"Beware the last man, doing things only for the lulz" - Nietzsche probably
I love how you can completely roast Shane with all those clips of him being racist/creepy without being a dramatic ass tea spill channel😄 much more enjoyable
i kinda like that, u dont have 2 b some drama channel 2 send shane 2 the depths of internet hell and hatred for the horrible shit he did lol
Waiting for the sequel FROWNY starring YMS
This should have more likes
Jokes on you, that movie is taking place currently in real time with Shane Dawson's career
Just like I'm waiting for someone to point out Shane's stupid Bully Maguire haircut
Fan Review *I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye*
F r o w n y hahhh
“I did it for the lulz”
-the director on the making of this movie
Jason voorhees: wants revenge for his mom getting killed.
Freddy Krueger: wants revenge for being burned alive.
Smiley: lol staby stab make person go die die.
Smiley? More like frowny because that's all I did the whole time shane was on the screem.
Candyman *DEFINITELY* gets a pass. One of the best horror villains ever written
You sir are not lying
amen
Also when candyman's motivation clicked with me that was one of the coolest realizations I had watching a film
i would like but the likes are at 69 so i cant
at least those old movies like Friday the 13th Nightmare on elm street all those not including Chucky had motives for their movies
“Discrete Air Buds”
Is that like if a golden retriever who can play basketball becomes a spy?
I was not ready for that jumpscare of Keith David, one of my favourite voice actors, to be in this Thing
Ngl Shane Dawson has the most awkward looking face and hair matchups
Remember in Shane Dawson's "Not Cool" movie how they tried to make "Totes Retar" A thing? I do.
It was totes retar
The hell is totes retar?
@@ExecutionerDan It's meant to be shorthand for "totally retarded." But no one speaks that way so it was definitely a failure in dialogue writing.
@@TheSaiyanPrincess89 bruh
It all deserves to be forgotten
When Shane called that six year old "sexy" I cringed.
yeah it's common sense
I experienced extensive physical pain
I think the clips after about him were even worse than him saying that somehow
I still lean towards him just having super edgy taste in humor back in the day (a lot of us did) and making jokes that went too far/didn’t hold up. I still remember watching the “I checked my analytics and I have a lot of sex offenders so eat a cocktail weenie please” bit, and it was pretty funny at the time, still a pretty solid joke when delivered well, but having her eat one on camera is a bit much.
I don’t know the whole context of the “she was sexy” line, so I could be completely wrong, but could he have meant that she was *sexualized* instead of *sexy*? Could’ve been a Freudian slip
@@Space_CowboyHD pedo apologist much? Other than that, which yes he did mean sexy, there were many other things he did. Asking a 15 year old to twerk on camera, kissing an underage girl, those creepy videos with his 12 year old cousin, those all happened too. He doesn't deserve any more chances at all.
And I'm not even going to get into it about the terrible racism and dehumanizing of black people, or his conduct towards animals.
I love how Tobuscus and Keith David are both the best thing about this movie, yet they're barely IN the movie.