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  • House must survive an entire dinner with Cuddy's mother but does it in the craziest way he knows how.
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    Season 7 Episode 9 "Larger Than Life"
    When a bassist (Matthew Lillard) passes out after saving a woman in a subway station, the team must treat him amidst his newfound celebrity, while he begins to realize he may be a better man than he believed. Meanwhile, House must survive a dinner with Cuddy's mother (Candice Bergen), and Taub comes to terms with his marriage after he is featured in an ad for the hospital.
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  • @johnr.timmers2297
    @johnr.timmers2297 5 років тому +9707

    Wilson realizing he's been dosed too is great

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 4 роки тому +168

      YOU dugged m agan?
      *Face slams*

    • @Signs-tm9cv
      @Signs-tm9cv 3 роки тому +195

      I laughed so hard because house was just amused by it😂😂😂😂

    • @Yugiohfans11
      @Yugiohfans11 3 роки тому +153

      This is the third time it has happened.

    • @mihaelcerpnjak3422
      @mihaelcerpnjak3422 3 роки тому +125

      I love the fact that Wilson's forehead is already red before he loses conscious. That's dedication🤣

    • @livelaughlovetaytay
      @livelaughlovetaytay 3 роки тому +6

      Frrr

  • @lautarosoad
    @lautarosoad 5 років тому +9247

    "Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath..."
    Best line ever.

    • @ameliapond1916
      @ameliapond1916 5 років тому +98

      so glad I'm not the only one that loves this line!

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 4 роки тому +45

      He is not a sociopath

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 4 роки тому +71

      He is arrogant and narcisistic but he cares for people

    • @pvrrpghxst7867
      @pvrrpghxst7867 4 роки тому +5

      enes akar he’s a sociopath

    • @thedevilyouknow951
      @thedevilyouknow951 4 роки тому +11

      @@johnjordan3552 you're talking as if someone is trying to debate other wise

  • @notsonnyextra3578
    @notsonnyextra3578 3 роки тому +4565

    The fact that Wilson is even at the dinner, and all his reactions to everything that he’s not even apart of is, absolutely golden.

    • @Zoras88
      @Zoras88 2 роки тому +114

      Someone has to make sure House doesn't screw it up

    • @rachelsingermacdonald
      @rachelsingermacdonald 2 роки тому +34

      Yeah why was he there anyway?

    • @chihiroisabelle8680
      @chihiroisabelle8680 2 роки тому +201

      @@rachelsingermacdonald Emotional support Wilson.

    • @peachydarl
      @peachydarl 2 роки тому +30

      I laughed so hard when he passed out too

    • @JustLikeAFlower
      @JustLikeAFlower Рік тому +35

      Wilson is his family and this is the meeting of the family

  • @logiciansvlog5800
    @logiciansvlog5800 4 роки тому +2828

    The restraint House showed before Cuddy's mom passed out was the most restraint he's showed throughout the entirety of these clips I've watched.

    • @brianhawley3877
      @brianhawley3877 2 роки тому +61

      I’d say the whole series.

    • @Dracon350
      @Dracon350 2 роки тому +62

      really was good timing on that dose too. House was about to let loose on her.

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 2 роки тому +78

      considering she just called her daughter a sIut, I mean.
      Anyone would lose restraint at that, not just House. He was being normal for once.

    • @rachelsingermacdonald
      @rachelsingermacdonald 2 роки тому +2

      she agreed!

    • @perrycarters3113
      @perrycarters3113 Рік тому +16

      @@Dracon350 House was about to go fuckin nuclear.

  • @xx4309
    @xx4309 4 роки тому +2060

    I love how it’s a family dinner and Wilson’s always there 😂

    • @TheKenConker
      @TheKenConker 2 роки тому +164

      Because he IS family!

    • @annatribe4244
      @annatribe4244 2 роки тому +62

      Yup. He is family. The end

    • @michaelbyrnes803
      @michaelbyrnes803 2 роки тому +9

      pretty sure its shabbat dinner as their jewish, my guess is he might have tagged along..? but no it is still very funny to me

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 2 роки тому +3

      @@michaelbyrnes803 , all Jews are one and the same, so Wilson being there makes perfect sense as to why he should be there.

    • @sundropgaming1801
      @sundropgaming1801 Рік тому

      @@annatribe4244 w h a t?

  • @revanreborn9188
    @revanreborn9188 5 років тому +5781

    Cuddy didn't verbally approve of house's actions but that look of appreciation on her face says it all.

    • @brandoncaldwell95
      @brandoncaldwell95 3 роки тому +163

      More of a snicker of "yep, im involved with this lunatic" at the same time of the inner child to revenge to her mother comments.

    • @Rkenton48
      @Rkenton48 3 роки тому +135

      especially that smile on her face while they did the dishes together
      I had always enjoyed washing dishes with my wife, averaging out the misery. Love you, Betty. Miss you.

    • @aditipant249
      @aditipant249 2 роки тому +33

      I would have died laughing at that one. Cuddy held herself up pretty great

    • @peachydarl
      @peachydarl 2 роки тому +1

      This is why they were the perfect match. How many other people would be ok with house dosing their mother?

    • @Alex-pm8wr
      @Alex-pm8wr Рік тому +12

      @@Rkenton48 when she said "we have to average out our misery." I wish she said it with her usual warm & kindness. She never talked like that to the previous boyfriend either. Maybe bc he might not have taken her seriously otherwise. I actually appreciate that the writers included House being displeased with the mom when she insulted Cuddy in front of him.

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 5 років тому +12050

    "That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
    Damn.

    • @snakebeing756
      @snakebeing756 5 років тому +342

      Man House got slammed by that.

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 років тому +26

      Tiia Mannix 🧲 If I knew it was okay not to be perfect in life , I might of married.

    • @Rexwar31
      @Rexwar31 5 років тому +28

      Facts though

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 років тому +22

      @@MrMrvin27 Oh boo hoo, whiny brat, you probably don't even understand the true meaning of this phrase

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 років тому +116

      @@MrMrvin27 sharing the misery makes it half as bad. Smooths out the spikes on the graph of your misery chart. Relationships are worth it.

  • @DemonicRobots
    @DemonicRobots 2 роки тому +2423

    Mother-in-law acting like she knows more about science when surrounded by three of the best doctors in the world is probably the most realistic aspect of this show.

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 Рік тому +11

      😂

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Рік тому +11

      Cuddy? Really? One of the best in the world?

    • @MrHarshaagousta
      @MrHarshaagousta Рік тому +76

      ​@@shrapnel77she runs the most advance hospital in the country and command (in paper) one of the most brilliant doctor in the world.... Yes she is definitely one of the best doctor, at least in the same league with wilson.

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Рік тому +35

      @@MrHarshaagousta She's an administrator. If she was THAT good, she would be where House is. These are fictitious characters so everything here is moot, but she would be ACTIVELY practicing medicine, instead of administering people at the hospital.

    • @AKoboldsAdventures
      @AKoboldsAdventures Рік тому +44

      ​@@shrapnel77She had to be a "normal" doctor before being promoted

  • @brandonkey181
    @brandonkey181 4 роки тому +7609

    Wilson: "Actually, the whole sugar makes kids hyper thing is a myth"
    Cuddy's mom: *self righteous stare of anger and offense*

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 4 роки тому +630

      "How dare you correct me with factual studies!"

    • @i_booba
      @i_booba 4 роки тому +171

      @@DisKorruptd Oddly relevant for today. Stay safe during covid.

    • @WhyTho525
      @WhyTho525 4 роки тому +264

      So Cuddy's mother is a Karen ?

    • @krich8803
      @krich8803 4 роки тому +100

      @@WhyTho525 I think she'd be more of a yenta... Since ya know, she's Jewish. But I could be wrong.

    • @lukemchugh719
      @lukemchugh719 3 роки тому +99

      When you are proven wrong of your irrational believes The Karen Part of your Brain activates, which releases a chemical called dihydrokarenin which causes a self righteous state of anger and offence.

  • @deekaye25
    @deekaye25 4 роки тому +931

    "Sedatives, the gift that keeps on giving! "
    - Gregory House M.D.

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 2 роки тому +6

      That originally a Cosby quote?

    • @Blockheadfun
      @Blockheadfun 3 місяці тому +1

      @@jimmy2k4oremember “Dr.” Bill Cosby.

  • @MrHEC381991
    @MrHEC381991 5 років тому +6046

    Not all heroes wear capes.
    They know the right dosage.

  • @TheSOGE_KING
    @TheSOGE_KING 4 роки тому +9577

    I accidentally read the title as " House does cuddys mother"

  • @ShiniRyuga
    @ShiniRyuga 5 років тому +10703

    Imagine being such great friends that you're totally fine with being drugged by your best friend

    • @jishnujishnu1467
      @jishnujishnu1467 5 років тому +236

      Shini Ryuga called "QB sneaking" when you slip roofies into your friend's drinks for fun. Big with the frat bros and yes you have to be damn close with someone to pull this off

    • @COSCOSBEATS
      @COSCOSBEATS 5 років тому +99

      I’d knock you out soon as I wake up

    • @helengg5566
      @helengg5566 5 років тому +25

      I do. He's a writer. Claims to be looking for new material.

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 5 років тому +57

      Christopher Marlowe yeah psychedelics are virtually harmless in safe environment and if the user knows what they’re doing, but without any knowledge of doing it would cause you to have a massive panic attack. People have gotten heart attacks.
      Edit: harmless physically. Psychologically, there can be issues-especially when the person doesn’t know it, as already stated.

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se 5 років тому +36

      I bet Cosby wishes he had friends like that

  • @Saiyanprince1114
    @Saiyanprince1114 2 роки тому +575

    "Say you two got married. Would you convert to Judaism?"
    "We haven't gotten that far, Mom"
    "That's actually a REALLY interesting question..."
    Cuddy's *seriously?* face kills me every time 🤣

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Рік тому +11

      She obviously knows very little of House to even ask the question. No way he converts.

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 11 місяців тому +7

      @@shrapnel77He can’t even convert to being a good person

    • @GuitarHeroKing500000
      @GuitarHeroKing500000 8 місяців тому +5

      Wilson was there exclusively to throw wood into the fire, and the way house notices that mid way into the dinner at 4:41 and 4:56 always cracks me up

    • @fba90130
      @fba90130 4 місяці тому

      A little early to be taking the Twinkie out of the wrapper.

  • @goldengale3726
    @goldengale3726 4 роки тому +792

    I love how the only coherent sentence that comes out of Wilson's mouth before he passes out is "You've gotta be kidding me". Lol

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 2 роки тому +12

      i keep trying to find out what he was trying to say after that. all i can get is "you drugged [butane? your cane?]?"

    • @supercutemimi12
      @supercutemimi12 2 роки тому +49

      It's "you drugged me again?" As I recall, this was not the first time House drugged Wilson lol.

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 2 роки тому +5

      @@supercutemimi12 Yeah, the other time it was a bunch of meth right before he performed a breast exam.

    • @properlydicedonyon3624
      @properlydicedonyon3624 2 роки тому +14

      @@Enderplays12 there was another time in season 5 or 6 I believe, where house roofied Wilson so that House (disguised as one Dr. Perlmutter) could give Wilson's career-ending speech on euthanasia rather than letting his best friend sabotage his life like that. It was actually pretty touching.
      Still means he has drugged Wilson 3 times in 4 years tho.

    • @flawlessduck5244
      @flawlessduck5244 Рік тому

      @@supercutemimi12 Someone should tell all those ADHD people that they were taking meth all along !

  • @cornnflaekk675
    @cornnflaekk675 5 років тому +8118

    Cuddys mom: *being annoying*
    House: "I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move"

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 5 років тому +9163

    There should be compliation for everytime House has drugged Wilson

  • @kendrickbohringer9584
    @kendrickbohringer9584 4 роки тому +625

    The look of sheer terror on House's face when he was told he had to go to the dinner was a thing of beauty

  • @raptorwolf3852
    @raptorwolf3852 3 роки тому +753

    I love how Wilson is just always co-opted in as House’s husband

    • @randomfangirl2503
      @randomfangirl2503 Рік тому +11

      Oh yeah definitely. I wholeheartedly agree 🙌

    • @smoldoggy1005
      @smoldoggy1005 3 місяці тому +3

      You people refuse to look at men and see them as human beings. House and Wilson have a perfectly healthy friendship, not that you would ever know what that is

    • @ysaackfranco2825
      @ysaackfranco2825 2 місяці тому +7

      @@smoldoggy1005 it's funny lighten up

    • @irishjournalgaming
      @irishjournalgaming 2 місяці тому +4

      Literally anytime House has to do something for or with Cuddy and her family, Wilson is always there or involved is some way!

    • @asuna932
      @asuna932 25 днів тому +2

      ​@@smoldoggy1005 Healthy? Definitely no. Friendship, oh, yes.

  • @slaterchest7153
    @slaterchest7153 Рік тому +123

    I just love that Wilson was there. Him and House are so co-dependent on each other.

  • @chungusbooper
    @chungusbooper 5 років тому +3403

    Cuddy:
    "We average our misery."
    House:
    "( O c O)"

    • @alepartidav.7664
      @alepartidav.7664 5 років тому +53

      James Peterson *insert surprised pikachu*

    • @trueredlucky954
      @trueredlucky954 5 років тому +76

      Averaging your missery with House would be suicide for most people

    • @alhernon
      @alhernon 5 років тому +10

      @@trueredlucky954 Good point, man!

    • @Kiteattackkilo
      @Kiteattackkilo 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @dzmitryv.krukau4327
      @dzmitryv.krukau4327 3 роки тому

      or it "must have been" her sister 7:47 Stick Glue B12

  • @gothik33
    @gothik33 5 років тому +813

    "That is what a relationship is, we average our miseries", that line was perfect and House's face was like "hey that's MY line"

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 років тому +2

      The Mighty .Chicken not what she meant

    • @RaelgunXIII
      @RaelgunXIII 4 роки тому +2

      Seemed pretty straight forward to me

  • @ariannasser2385
    @ariannasser2385 5 років тому +4962

    Chase: Jack doesn’t have cancer
    House: GOD! That’s awful! I’ll be right in...😂😂😂😂

    • @edmundnschrag
      @edmundnschrag 5 років тому +26

      That reminds me of the scene in The Mutiny

    • @willambonney
      @willambonney 4 роки тому +15

      Was master's the only one who actually hung the phone up on house mid sentence?

  • @aeh5109
    @aeh5109 2 роки тому +162

    “Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath” that line always kills me 😂

  • @ALSmith-zz4yy
    @ALSmith-zz4yy 4 роки тому +1797

    "I didn't read any studies. I just raised children."
    A self-righteous comeback if there ever was one. How many children did she raise? Two, maybe three? That's a pretty small sample size. Maybe she should read some studies. They can analyze hundreds or even thousands of cases and eliminate personal biases at the same time.

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 4 роки тому +54

      IF done correctly haha, i can tell you from writing my own papers that more than half of the available medical papers have glaring issues in one field or another.

    • @Doomfullord
      @Doomfullord 4 роки тому +19

      @@XpVersusVista Honestly, how many medical professional take statistics courses? From what I heard, a lot of sciences fail to have proper statistics information.

    • @mariahgutierrez4481
      @mariahgutierrez4481 4 роки тому +2

      Good thing House went into the Medical business instead of becoming a phycologist lol

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 4 роки тому +27

      thats altered version of the "because I'm your dad/mum/parent" argument that most people know very well

    • @owenthailand
      @owenthailand 4 роки тому +6

      Nah, druging them is a lot better.

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 роки тому +185

    Wilson realising he's been dosed was hilarious... My gosh... And that line "You drupme..gain" before he went out... Priceless.

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 3 роки тому +1

      Dancing and a hygen

    • @PDAF17
      @PDAF17 9 місяців тому

      House: "Sorry. I honestly thought you'd be worse."
      Wilson: "im out" (hits head on desk)

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud 5 років тому +3930

    Too bad this relationship didn't work out. House and Cuddy work so good together.

    • @Enzo_Matrix92
      @Enzo_Matrix92 5 років тому +596

      It didn't work out cause Cuddy's actress wanted more money. So the writers did their thing.

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 років тому +7

      Nazael Rahl 🧬 Karma in the show ?

    • @magnuslied2012
      @magnuslied2012 5 років тому +349

      @@humanalsowritterstephanie2195 yeah, cuddy actress wanted more money, director said no, so she left and made cuddy character dissapear, not sure if the car crash and prison was scripted somewhere, but they managed it so well to keep it floating, no new cuddy, no forced "died" or just "quit". When house went to jail, for me that was one of my favorite season.

    • @finchy015
      @finchy015 5 років тому +223

      I wanted house to raise Cuddy's child and marry cuddy!

    • @stephenmandelbaum2027
      @stephenmandelbaum2027 5 років тому +26

      ikr! hollywoods messing with my feelings

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 4 роки тому +275

    I love that Wilson is at the dinner too. XD

  • @iamdying2321
    @iamdying2321 3 роки тому +174

    I love how shocked House was when Cuddy told him to behave like an adult

  • @thewateringwiz7118
    @thewateringwiz7118 3 роки тому +515

    What's funnier is that the whole "sugar makes kids hyper" is indeed a myth.

    • @merlijnbell8747
      @merlijnbell8747 3 роки тому +13

      Never baby-sitted kids have you

    • @CODisthebest101
      @CODisthebest101 3 роки тому +48

      @@merlijnbell8747 are you Cuddy's mom?

    • @merlijnbell8747
      @merlijnbell8747 3 роки тому +7

      @@CODisthebest101 yes. It is me. Cody’s mom.

    • @pegasusted2504
      @pegasusted2504 3 роки тому +23

      Of course it is a myth, there is added sugar in pretty much everything kids eat or drink. Ketchup has around 8 large spoonfuls in it, so kids will eat it to cover the vinegar taste.

    • @MrMeraby
      @MrMeraby 2 роки тому +15

      It depends on how you define hyper. Does it give them lots of energy for twenty or so minutes? Sure. But then the sugar crash hits. If you mean hyper as in ADHD hyper, you're exactly right.

  • @mzzbitty2712
    @mzzbitty2712 5 років тому +325

    Them washing dishes with the ppl behind passed out in the back and instrumental
    Gold

  • @Cloudeusz
    @Cloudeusz 5 років тому +185

    I love how casually he treats sedating people

  • @BJ52091
    @BJ52091 5 років тому +700

    House: "I've never met your daughter."
    Cuddy's Mom: "That's hard to believe, since you're currently schtupping her."
    House: *surprised Pikachu*

    • @evelyn1558
      @evelyn1558 3 роки тому +8

      Excuse me... what is schtupping?

    • @BJ52091
      @BJ52091 3 роки тому +55

      @@evelyn1558 When a Daddy House and a Mommy Cuddy love each other very much...

    • @AUSSIETAIPAN
      @AUSSIETAIPAN 3 роки тому +17

      Do jews in USA rly use those sort of phrases all the time or did they just overdo it here to make a point?

    • @BJ52091
      @BJ52091 3 роки тому +7

      @@AUSSIETAIPAN No, just...cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

    • @AUSSIETAIPAN
      @AUSSIETAIPAN 3 роки тому +12

      @@BJ52091 please point out what was anti - semitic there. I could be jewish just not from the USA for all you know.

  • @Atestinal
    @Atestinal 4 роки тому +343

    That death stare he's giving her mother throughout the dinner is my favorite thing

  • @AlisterCountel
    @AlisterCountel 4 роки тому +244

    Bergen really nails it here, someone who comes to doctors to hear the thing they want, and not actual medical facts. Someone who would sit at a table with a Dean of medicine, a renowned diagnostician, and a chair of oncology...and think she knows better than them about kids and sugar!

  • @torntokoroa3357
    @torntokoroa3357 5 років тому +1476

    "Pain in the ass with a god complex"
    Why yes, yes i am. Thank you for noticing

    • @LEMMYKISGOD
      @LEMMYKISGOD 5 років тому +5

      🤔

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 років тому +2

      Torn Tokoroa 🕰 Totally!!!! That’s how some are in life & it’s CRAZY !

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 5 років тому +6

      Please don't tell me someone has to sedate you as well...

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 років тому

      Dave Mustaine be like

    • @auricstorm
      @auricstorm 5 років тому +1

      Is she ill? Don't like that look house gave at the end

  • @Mzee1084
    @Mzee1084 3 роки тому +96

    This show was best before Cuddy left the show. It was a shame she left early. The banter and chemistry between the trio of Cuddy, Wilson, and House was the best part of the show.

    • @peachydarl
      @peachydarl Рік тому +1

      totally

    • @Whatchamawhozit
      @Whatchamawhozit Рік тому +16

      blame the studio, instead of giving each cast member a raise they chopped the budget. Hugh already had a multi-season pay up front fee, but Cuddy and Wilson were only year by year, they wanted her to take a 50% pay cut, she said no and bounced. Hugh even offered to cover the lost portion and she said no it was the principle of the matter for her.
      Can't blame her, the studio and network made a fortune off the show and simply because greedy

  • @hirohikoarakishead5719
    @hirohikoarakishead5719 5 років тому +1242

    - That's what a relationship is, we average our misery...
    - *confused pikachu meme*

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 років тому

      Kekka Dake Da Cheese 🧀 Cat 🐱Cute MeMe , I can image the voice now , Pica Pica Ch---õ!!!!!!

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 5 років тому +5

      Pika......pi..............ka....?.....??????...?????

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 5 років тому +4

      Shocked*

    • @sashagala
      @sashagala 4 роки тому +2

      shocked, not confused

  • @TheLooterArmy
    @TheLooterArmy 3 роки тому +68

    Love the way she smiles after he says "Isn't this nice?". They're so cute together!

  • @yourlocaltescosemployee5543
    @yourlocaltescosemployee5543 4 роки тому +90

    Cuddy's mother: *passes out*
    Gregg: *Drinks tea like nothing is going on*

  • @ChozenBardoUmbra
    @ChozenBardoUmbra 5 років тому +438

    She was evil but I get the feeling she really respected House, and really wanted them to be together, for her daughter to be happy, seen in another later episode.

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 5 років тому +53

      I wouldn't put her in the evil category, more bitchy and awful.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 років тому +9

      @@hadracks Absolutely correct! Bitchy fits her perfectly)

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 4 роки тому +16

      House is much worse than her, if she is evil what is he? She even tried to plot House and Cuddy getting together again so that was kind of sweet.

    • @krich8803
      @krich8803 4 роки тому +6

      She's a yenta...that's what they do, Mettle and matchmake. They are the original karens.

  • @199453063
    @199453063 5 років тому +463

    That is what a relationship is. We average our misery - Perfect line

  • @medix1203
    @medix1203 2 роки тому +155

    The look of horror on Cuddy's face when Wilson and her mom passed out was priceless... I don't know how he manages to still surprise her.

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 4 роки тому +772

    "I have a train to catch."
    Well, at least House had the decency not to make a Holocaust joke.

    • @BJ52091
      @BJ52091 4 роки тому +20

      Patriotic Justice I would have been ALL over that one

    • @nenisguevaragomez8122
      @nenisguevaragomez8122 4 роки тому +12

      That would be too much

    • @kissofdeath4449
      @kissofdeath4449 4 роки тому +54

      He did say "Hay! Stop that Jew!" in an episode.

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 3 роки тому +10

      @@kissofdeath4449 yeah but that’s not really even a joke just a blunt statement that is kinda funny.

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 3 роки тому +13

      @@QixTheDS would have been a joke if he said it in a bad german accent?

  • @gabrielperillo6329
    @gabrielperillo6329 2 роки тому +269

    First of all: she's the ultimate Karen
    Second: wilson's reactions about Judaism and Cudy calling him House not Greg are awesome

  • @yt-sh
    @yt-sh 5 років тому +1388

    ...& Wilson

    • @TheSeaofScience
      @TheSeaofScience 5 років тому +49

      House does cuddy’s mother and Wilson

    • @gutz1981
      @gutz1981 5 років тому +15

      Ha ha, it was his bonus. If you are going to jail for life, might as well clear all debts. LOL

    • @culterwaleddy
      @culterwaleddy 5 років тому +6

      ... again.

    • @liquorsnake
      @liquorsnake 5 років тому

      TheOne ok

    • @father6760
      @father6760 5 років тому

      OK I was gonna like your comment but you had 666 likes so.... Yeah sorry

  • @holyflygon
    @holyflygon 5 років тому +132

    i just love how even cuddys mom dismisses wilson and his sad issue.

  • @FizzyFizze
    @FizzyFizze 5 років тому +172

    Wilson is the comical punching bag, I feel bad for him tbh 😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому +9

      House repaid him in leaps and bounds in the end.

  • @wallaceman105
    @wallaceman105 2 роки тому +55

    Always loved that House's breaking point was her attacking Cuddy

    • @trueandika
      @trueandika 10 місяців тому +1

      The thing he does every day lol. He reminds her of her mom.

  • @thedangerdave7167
    @thedangerdave7167 2 роки тому +31

    I love the look at 5:54 he looks at Wilson knowing he’s next

  • @norman9792
    @norman9792 4 роки тому +23

    6:39 - Cuddy looks in my eyes and smiles.

  • @demarcusfaulkner7411
    @demarcusfaulkner7411 5 років тому +252

    Wow that's a way to meet a parent

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 років тому +1

      Demarcus Faulkner 😲WOW IS TIGHT !!!! It was so scary , I thought she had pasted away of heart attack with pains she had said .
      Still to much how she was drilling Dr. if only to test a busy person .
      If he already is drugging parents , just think of what he might do to a pretty lady in hospital 🏥

  • @isabeauwolf562
    @isabeauwolf562 5 років тому +505

    As soon as Wilson was knocked out, I laughed my ass off. It was good seeing that scene again, I haven't House M.D since I was binge watching it with my husband before we got married.
    I will tell you one, thing. It's a good things that Cuddy's mother isn't my mother.

  • @Iomar1975
    @Iomar1975 2 роки тому +32

    1:58 that's the closest House ever comes to feeling pure, unadulterated terror.

  • @lowbudgetadvice95
    @lowbudgetadvice95 2 роки тому +24

    Cuddy: "That's what a relationship is. We average our misery."
    House: *I think I'm falling for you*

  • @wilsonm.d6923
    @wilsonm.d6923 3 роки тому +37

    One of few times I ever saw Hugh Laurie bring genuine fear to character of House was in the presence of Cuddys' mum. House truly loved Cuddy and clearly wanted to make their relationship work.

  • @griselmancedo1052
    @griselmancedo1052 5 років тому +174

    5:03 apparently cuddy had so much history dating in her life😂 she actually even sleep with her dad best friend,she admited it on season 6.

  • @danieldevito6380
    @danieldevito6380 2 роки тому +30

    Wilson realizing he was dosed is one of the funniest moments in TV history 😅😅

  • @es-m984
    @es-m984 2 роки тому +17

    House's face througout this episode is priceless. The way he just sates at Cuddy's mother is hilarious.

  • @bochen1079
    @bochen1079 4 роки тому +35

    “You jogged me agaim?!”
    -Wilson

  • @adam346
    @adam346 5 років тому +65

    that's my gift to you... *wilson passes out* and that's a gift to myself. i nearly shed tears laughing at that.

  • @epicpieho
    @epicpieho 5 років тому +142

    Her mother calling the kettle black with the god complex comment.

  • @fighder2
    @fighder2 5 років тому +149

    "That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
    That is one of the most House thing Cuddy said, you can see House totally turned on from hearing that.

    • @TheMegaGamingWizard
      @TheMegaGamingWizard 5 років тому +5

      He looks like he wanted to say "that's my line"

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 роки тому +9

      He looked frightened to me. Like, "oh shit, she's mastered my game and now uses it against me".

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 роки тому

      British America n Satilittes

    • @brandoncaldwell95
      @brandoncaldwell95 3 роки тому +3

      As @key_v said. More of a "um why are you using my tatics and smartassneess against me" and in shock due to someone speaking to him like that.

  • @SuperEcwchampion
    @SuperEcwchampion 2 роки тому +24

    I felt so sorry for Wilson in this one. But I also laughed so hard when he realized House got him too.

  • @TERRENCEJJR
    @TERRENCEJJR 2 роки тому +58

    This whole scene is perfect. The way Cuddy doesn't even panic when her Mom passes out. She looks at her eyes for 2 seconds and realizes she's been dosed. Then Wilson sounds like he said "oh you've got to be kidding me, you dropped your cane?" As he realized he was on his way out too. The best part though is how perfectly timed House was with when the dose would kick in. He had it down to the split second. The moment he says "Mom" .....zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 2 роки тому +7

      No he Wilson said " You drugged me too ? ," No he House didn't dropped his cane . I reread the Closed Captioning .

    • @shadowfreddyfazbear9453
      @shadowfreddyfazbear9453 Рік тому +5

      ​@richa.s9912 Wilson said you drugged me again?

  • @darrkek3398
    @darrkek3398 5 років тому +723

    House "does" Cuddy's mother

  • @havelockv728
    @havelockv728 5 років тому +274

    When House realises that Cuddy chose him because he reminds her of her mother.

    • @pryordevine3855
      @pryordevine3855 2 роки тому +8

      It's a common thing to date a personality of the parent you desperately seek validation from

  • @christinaz.271
    @christinaz.271 5 років тому +68

    1:48 I've never seen House so scared lol

    • @DiamondHunterMc
      @DiamondHunterMc 4 роки тому +3

      Christina Z. IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW THAT FACE I CANT EVEN

    • @Dyl482
      @Dyl482 4 роки тому +1

      You ever had your gf demand you have dinner with her parents?

  • @girthiusmaximius8486
    @girthiusmaximius8486 3 роки тому +17

    That face when he leaves the patient room.
    Priceless.

  • @cameron120587
    @cameron120587 3 роки тому +51

    "She hates me."
    "House I need you to come to that dinner for two hours keep your mouth shut and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in hell but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is, we average our misery."
    Pretty accurate about relationships and your gf/bf parents.

    • @lisasimpson3832
      @lisasimpson3832 2 роки тому +2

      House has more self control than I do. I cannot be around my husband's mother. If I'm even near her, I get angry and ornery. My husband has accepted with grace that I stay as far away from his mom as I possibly can, with the exception of weddings and funerals and even then I keep my distance from her while being in the same vicinity as her. She's a real piece of work. And I *will not* take her BS without having something to say back, so my staying away from her is absolutely for the best. I'd run roughshod all over her given the chance...

  • @Sponsi_PL
    @Sponsi_PL 4 роки тому +47

    "She's crazy and she hates me" - 90% of future sons-in-law...

  • @Gylindril
    @Gylindril 5 років тому +83

    Wilson: You drugged me again?
    House: Go Agane!

    • @gioia221
      @gioia221 4 роки тому

      Thx for the translation!

  • @TheAngeloangelis
    @TheAngeloangelis 5 років тому +44

    I love how Willson is having a blast till he tears up

  • @SaiRam-nz9sy
    @SaiRam-nz9sy 4 роки тому +54

    "That's what a relationship is. We average our misery"
    She spittin facxx doe😳👌🏽

  • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
    @WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 роки тому +20

    The looks on House's face after meeting Cuddy's mother and after Cuddy sets him straight. Amazing.

  • @musa4539
    @musa4539 5 років тому +303

    7:49 *distant stare* ... Its lupus.

  • @Rebecca-asdf
    @Rebecca-asdf 3 роки тому +10

    1:08 the way he says "we have a situation" just GETS to me XD

  • @AshaEll
    @AshaEll 4 роки тому +70

    6:34 they look like a psychopath couple that just got away with murder and feel victorious.

  • @karmallarma5871
    @karmallarma5871 3 роки тому +20

    6:13 I love how you can tell this is at least the second take of this scene due to the red patch on Wilson's forehead.

  • @FreziodClipsTwitch
    @FreziodClipsTwitch 3 роки тому +72

    Cuddy being completely fine with drugging them is the perfect relationship.

  • @sofaoverlord7501
    @sofaoverlord7501 5 років тому +98

    "Children are awful"
    And in thst moment House thinks, ' Her mother is like me.. thats why Cutty likes me.. '

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 5 років тому

      I thought House actually likes kids

    • @fordrestored4646
      @fordrestored4646 4 роки тому +2

      Arthur Srs house sees the innocence in children. They haven’t been absorbed into the world like everyone else so house still sees them as innocent and free of judgement. Everyone else house will quickly form a conclusion of judgement and act accordingly to it. With children he acts like a kid

    • @mohamadmahmoud6926
      @mohamadmahmoud6926 3 роки тому

      @@anonym58063 he likes kids

  • @megaman161
    @megaman161 5 років тому +316

    How many times has House dosed Wilson now?

    • @bookworm3696
      @bookworm3696 5 років тому +82

      At this point,Wilson should know not to accept drinks from house.

    • @soundninja99
      @soundninja99 5 років тому +50

      @@bookworm3696 he didn't, he accepted it from Cuddy

    • @nextgentips2
      @nextgentips2 4 роки тому +1

      at least twice, once here and once when he gave him antidepressants

    • @Sythexdragon
      @Sythexdragon 4 роки тому +25

      @@nextgentips2 Actually, house dosed wilson with amphetamines. In the same episode it was revealed that wilson was dosing houses coffee with antidepressants for weeks.

    • @VideoGuy232
      @VideoGuy232 4 роки тому +4

      AVincent Sotelo Make it three times. House doses Wilson to prevent him from delivering a pro-euthanasia speech at a medical conference.

  • @feardrinker
    @feardrinker 5 років тому +402

    "Sorry I tried to spitroast your mother."
    -Archer

  • @finzfast_gutz5138
    @finzfast_gutz5138 3 роки тому +14

    That face house makes when cuddy tells him he's coming to dinner is priceless

  • @johndoe413
    @johndoe413 Рік тому +16

    I love how Cuddy is ok with House sedating her mom😂😂😂

  • @elmoglue
    @elmoglue 4 роки тому +181

    “That’s what a relationship is. We average our misery.”
    Yet she dropped him out of her life so easily like he was nothing. Sadly.

    • @Vastspartan
      @Vastspartan 3 роки тому +8

      That was the actress fault. Not the character

    • @elmoglue
      @elmoglue 3 роки тому +17

      @@Vastspartan Yeah but I kinda wish they didn’t have to have her and House end the way they did.

    • @user-nw7zj2du9p
      @user-nw7zj2du9p 3 роки тому +11

      Well, the "misery" usually doesn't mean getting a car in your living room. It's already something from the psychiatrist's dictionary if there is one.

  • @randomguy1379
    @randomguy1379 2 роки тому +14

    House's face when cuddy gets mad at him is gold lmaoo. 🙂

  • @peachydarl
    @peachydarl 2 роки тому +10

    ‘I have been going out of my way to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months on the off chance one of them was your mum’ LOL actually so sweet

  • @jacobwatson4773
    @jacobwatson4773 2 роки тому +22

    The face that House makes once Wilson is realizing he has been dosed too 😂

  • @adamJKpunk
    @adamJKpunk 3 роки тому +15

    “Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath….” Lol. I miss this show.

  • @kendalk.3202
    @kendalk.3202 4 роки тому +27

    "That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
    Wow, yeah!

  • @dontemcclay9216
    @dontemcclay9216 4 роки тому +15

    House looked like he was ready to beg Cuddy for mercy LMFAO

  • @Silent_Wisteria
    @Silent_Wisteria 4 роки тому +17

    Cuddy's Mother: Children are awful
    House: I like this lady-

  • @T--kq3pj
    @T--kq3pj 2 роки тому +8

    6:39 Cuddy looking at camera makes it even funnier

  • @JeoGaming819
    @JeoGaming819 2 роки тому +10

    The looks on Lisa's face before & after House drugged those 2 was priceless🤣

  • @smurfyday
    @smurfyday 5 років тому +287

    Bill Cosby be like, "how come House can get away with it?"

    • @HjCrawford
      @HjCrawford 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @humanalsowritterstephanie2195
      @humanalsowritterstephanie2195 5 років тому +1

      smurfyday ⚙️ The little girl will never Trust in at bed time again & it’s so illegal what he did in front of child .

    • @SarahMacDonald1991
      @SarahMacDonald1991 5 років тому +4

      @@humanalsowritterstephanie2195 the girl wasn't there when house drugged the bitch and Wilson.

    • @SarahMacDonald1991
      @SarahMacDonald1991 5 років тому +14

      Cause he didn't rape them.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 5 років тому +1

      Eugeniya Leshenko Name fits

  • @brooklynnmathews8370
    @brooklynnmathews8370 2 роки тому +13

    I wish this were possible for any and all awkward and tense family dinners 🤣🤣🤣 well played House...well played 👏👏

  • @Achilles645
    @Achilles645 Рік тому +5

    "Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath." God I love that sentence it's hilarious.

  • @dwaynemauk566
    @dwaynemauk566 Рік тому +6

    I've got to say that the line "Did you drug my mother?" and then Wilson's recognition that House drugged him too and his saying "You've got to be kidding" has to be one of the most memorable TV lines ever. I've had to come back and watch it several times because it just leaves my dying laughing since we've all been tempted at one point or another with our mother-in-laws :-)

  • @randomshittutorials
    @randomshittutorials 4 роки тому +13

    Oh my god 😂😂😂 Wilson's reaction to being drugged made me laugh harder than I've laughed in months. Genuine happyness🤣