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  • @yassi9734
    @yassi9734 5 років тому +16300

    Cuddy: "How did you eat a dime?"
    Rachel: *I'm bout to end this mans whole career*

    • @RapTapTap
      @RapTapTap 5 років тому +240

      This man bout to never get laid again.

    • @yaima0901
      @yaima0901 5 років тому +415

      She wanted to end his LIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rubens.4116
      @rubens.4116 5 років тому +249

      Career? No no no no no, his entire LIFE.

    • @carolinagoldgirl8706
      @carolinagoldgirl8706 4 роки тому +53

      Lol what happened afterwards???

    • @arbysandtehchief5494
      @arbysandtehchief5494 4 роки тому +268

      @@carolinagoldgirl8706 Cuddy yelled at House, they broke up. House returned her hairbrush.

  • @morganv.9325
    @morganv.9325 5 років тому +9487

    "We were gone two minutes!"
    What every parent of a toddler says

    • @sphinxrising1129
      @sphinxrising1129 4 роки тому +147

      It can happen in a lot less that 2 minutes.

    • @boopydoopy9156
      @boopydoopy9156 4 роки тому +78

      @@sphinxrising1129 30 seconds or less

    • @sjgee9925
      @sjgee9925 4 роки тому +166

      I remember the first lesson I learned babysitting. Never trust silence 😂😂😂

    • @Tiagotaf
      @Tiagotaf 4 роки тому +49

      But...but...the house is burned down, the car has exploded, the neighbours dog is dead over the tree and the adjacent building has crumbled, how is that possible ???

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 4 роки тому +8

      And yet...I still think those two are better parents than Cuddy!

  • @TaySwiftFan94
    @TaySwiftFan94 5 років тому +10435

    this whole episode explains House and Wilson's friendship so perfectly

    • @dawnchristensen7492
      @dawnchristensen7492 5 років тому +46

      right on.

    • @ruba3024
      @ruba3024 5 років тому +15

      Yes

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar 4 роки тому +168

      Sherlock Holmes and John Watson

    • @zapzoop3375
      @zapzoop3375 4 роки тому +12

      @@HybridSpektar omg I think so too

    • @tn-t
      @tn-t 4 роки тому +42

      @@zapzoop3375 the show is based on the Sherlock Holmes stories 😊

  • @arcanewarrior863
    @arcanewarrior863 5 років тому +5795

    I love how this episode treats House and Wilson as equals. Not just House walking over him all the time

    • @bluebubble229
      @bluebubble229 4 роки тому +160

      House doesn’t really ever walk all over him.

    • @mahoganyhurt6050
      @mahoganyhurt6050 4 роки тому +49

      Taylor T then you haven’t seen the whole show and just clips bc he most certainly does🤣

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому +179

      @@mahoganyhurt6050 That's YOU who haven't seen the whole show as Wilson can actually stand up to House and even beat him in his own game sometimes.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому +114

      @@Backup_Plan No, Wilson is capable of standing up to him and he does it every now and then.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому +139

      Aracane They ARE equals though. Wilson is the only one who doesn't completely yield to House, who can give him advice, whose opinion House appreciates, and who can outwit him every now and then

  • @happygamer7569
    @happygamer7569 4 роки тому +3610

    I love how she only answers a question when it's to get house in trouble

    • @michaelschaefer1904
      @michaelschaefer1904 3 роки тому +223

      She actually covered for him when she passed a pre-school entrance exam with flying colors. House helped her to cheat by giving her a dry run before the test. The teachers suspected it but she kept quiet.

    • @studyrat5351
      @studyrat5351 2 роки тому +85

      @@michaelschaefer1904 she truly is his child 🤣

  • @deepac260
    @deepac260 5 років тому +10544

    Would have looked so wrong if a neighbour saw a man leaving a child’s room window when the mother got home

    • @davidsirmons
      @davidsirmons 5 років тому +192

      oh wow...

    • @callong8000
      @callong8000 5 років тому +41

      I would like your comment but it's on 666 likes

    • @haizeldawn9187
      @haizeldawn9187 5 років тому +14

      a man? some woman have loose brain parts too!

    • @callong8000
      @callong8000 5 років тому +28

      Haizel Dawn why did you reply to me?

    • @Oneiriel
      @Oneiriel 5 років тому +5

      Heyc260 😂🤣

  • @LCBABEZ
    @LCBABEZ 5 років тому +17803

    I love how deeply terrified they are of Cuddy hahaha

    • @damagedguy2745
      @damagedguy2745 5 років тому +80

      I somehow don't like this comment.

    • @habturobin8332
      @habturobin8332 5 років тому +260

      Everyone is scared of their boss

    • @huynguyenquang7435
      @huynguyenquang7435 5 років тому +43

      habtu robin she isn’t just their boss

    • @darkwater72
      @darkwater72 5 років тому +406

      @@habturobin8332
      They're not afraid of their boss.
      They're afraid of a mother finding out that they may or may not have allowed her child to eat metal AND THEN not told her because they were afraid of getting caught.
      Now they are ALSO afraid that the mother finds out that they may have allowed her child to eat metal and didn't tell her BECAUSE they were MORE AFRAID of her finding out than of anything else.
      Also, one of them is sleeping with the mother of the child who may have eaten metal and never told the person (who ALLOWS one of them to enter her body on a regular basis) even though it's been 24 hours.
      Also, because she saw them many times today because they work together, they had plenty of chances but never said anything which is probably a betrayal.
      And that explains why they kept looking in the diapers which was really odd, but THEY LIED to explain why, and women will never, ever let that go if they find that out.
      AND, she's their boss, so now the nurses will know too, so nowhere will be safe and they may have to change their names or bribe their way into WITSEC.

    • @sharminahmed7467
      @sharminahmed7467 5 років тому +62

      @@darkwater72 The way your comment ended made my day.

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 3 роки тому +2328

    Whenever Hugh and Robert got more into the slapstick than the usual verbal repartee, that episode went up another level. House's whispered exasperation "You're telling me to do the right thing while you're CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW?!?!" and Wilson frantically waving off his concerns.. It's so unbelievably funny.

    • @ShadowFri3nd
      @ShadowFri3nd Рік тому +16

      I lost my sides with that scene.

    • @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM
      @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM Рік тому +7

      🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie
      .. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Рік тому +12

      Which, the more I think about it, wouldn't Cuddy have seen Wilson's car outside?

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 6 місяців тому

      @@tjjordan4207 They probably moved it.

  • @Pomegranits
    @Pomegranits 6 років тому +8598

    Even though house has ended it still has a giant fanbase

    • @JohnnyS1cK
      @JohnnyS1cK 6 років тому +117

      Because its the best series ever made❤

    • @Pomegranits
      @Pomegranits 6 років тому +31

      @@JohnnyS1cK Can't Agree With You More #House Forever

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 6 років тому +92

      Because home is where the House is

    • @EclecticallyEccentric
      @EclecticallyEccentric 5 років тому +26

      Michael Jackson has ended, and his fanbase is absolutely huge.

    • @pderham26
      @pderham26 5 років тому +4

      It ended?!

  • @ven3767
    @ven3767 6 років тому +1086

    "I'll stay if you stay " awww

    • @bibialien6722
      @bibialien6722 5 років тому +15

      I stayed, but he didn't💔😢 just joking😂 but seriously he really didn't stayed😂

    • @ds_0799
      @ds_0799 12 днів тому

      That's the sweetest he ever said to Wilson

  • @darkb4light06
    @darkb4light06 6 років тому +8690

    "How did you eat a dime?"
    "House."
    😂💀😂
    Out of the mouths of babes!

    • @rcnelson
      @rcnelson 6 років тому +122

      Swallowing coins is why House had to make "change" with the diaper so often.

    • @crystalmorgan7938
      @crystalmorgan7938 6 років тому +133

      That little girl loved house so much... Thats why she was up, to hang with house, and house lives her so much... But house runs away from love so thats why he wanted to ditch the babysitting

    • @darkb4light06
      @darkb4light06 6 років тому +70

      Crystal Morgan Couldn't help loving the episode where he did surgery on his leg and Cuddy had to get him in the middle of the night. He was in a lot of pain and he was still joking around with Rachel.

    • @darkb4light06
      @darkb4light06 5 років тому

      @JustinBieber lol what???

    • @leonahyde1733
      @leonahyde1733 5 років тому +1

      Serious thing. I was dying😂😂

  • @ThePa1riot
    @ThePa1riot 6 років тому +2603

    3:27 That might be one of the funniest House lines. Sold by the outraged whisper delivery.

  • @SerenityFeueropal
    @SerenityFeueropal 6 років тому +9839

    That is a big 2 year old. It's almost like she's 4.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 5 років тому +70

      Hmm

    • @Love-jl5ww
      @Love-jl5ww 5 років тому +586

      Most actors are older than their characters. xx

    • @sharslife4254
      @sharslife4254 5 років тому +365

      My brother is 2 but he is so big he wheres the same sizes as 4 yr old

    • @shiloh4460
      @shiloh4460 5 років тому +196

      i have a 2 year old baby brother (he turns 3 in october) and he's the same size as the kid in this

    • @mizthecuz
      @mizthecuz 5 років тому +57

      My two year old niece is this big

  • @jupiterdoe1776
    @jupiterdoe1776 5 років тому +944

    Its like a teenage babysitter inviting her bf over then him running away through the window

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 4 роки тому +34

      Awfully specific.

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 2 роки тому +34

      That's a trope actually, at least it was

    • @Seashellshesell
      @Seashellshesell 8 місяців тому +2

      It is that

  • @aziris7257
    @aziris7257 3 роки тому +741

    "You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out the window!" The scriptwriters for this series deserve a medal :D

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 6 років тому +2442

    9:42 "What? How did you eat a dime?"
    "House."
    Epic!

  • @robobrain10000
    @robobrain10000 6 років тому +5445

    Ah man, I really wanted house to mentor Rachel as she grew up, and teach her 'life skills'. Too bad it all went to shit with Cuddy.

    • @Ruukas9
      @Ruukas9 5 років тому +327

      Because Cuddy actress did not want to do last season >.

    • @robobrain10000
      @robobrain10000 5 років тому +878

      @@Ruukas9 Honestly, they should have killed Cuddy off, and have House and Wilson adopt Rachel.

    • @Ruukas9
      @Ruukas9 5 років тому +87

      @@robobrain10000 they are not gay xD

    • @robobrain10000
      @robobrain10000 5 років тому +535

      @@Ruukas9 I meant like as a parental figure. They were room mates right. Wilson could be like her uncle.

    • @kiwumara
      @kiwumara 5 років тому +219

      @@robobrain10000 That wouldn't work for the last season any way, as Wilson was dying and House faked his death.

  • @nicolarose8026
    @nicolarose8026 5 років тому +1459

    Two of the funniest moments in this episode "“You’re telling me to do the right thing and you’re climbing out a window” and House's look at the end when Rachel rats him out, at that moment he was wishing she still couldn't talk. Wish they had shown the aftermath. :)

    • @nicolarose8026
      @nicolarose8026 3 роки тому +4

      @@bojohannesen4352 Clearly......

    • @ellensilvers7317
      @ellensilvers7317 2 роки тому +12

      @@bojohannesen4352 or for some of us this is the only way we can watch the show as not everyone can access this

    • @OctavKitty
      @OctavKitty 2 роки тому +4

      Ok boomer

    • @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM
      @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM Рік тому

      🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie
      .. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂

  • @esmajazic
    @esmajazic 6 років тому +1248

    House really cares about Rachel!😍the best part:"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out of window?!"

  • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
    @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 6 років тому +1074

    The next words he teaches her should be "Snitches get no candy"

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 5 років тому +5

      More accurate statement (and it rhymes), "Snitches get no Twix."

    • @weckar
      @weckar 3 роки тому +12

      @@arnoldrivas4590 ... Rhymes in what accent?

    • @irmaadams7780
      @irmaadams7780 2 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @AnUpo17
      @AnUpo17 5 днів тому

      Maybe he should be more responsible with a CHILD

  • @mzzbitty2712
    @mzzbitty2712 5 років тому +620

    When you're so eccentric, searching through poop with just a simple "this is new" excuse, works. House will always be hands down one of my favorites

  • @melissabaltazarf
    @melissabaltazarf 3 роки тому +224

    7:16 I LOVE how Wilson is this supportive of House😂😂😂 He was babysitting while House was at the hospital wasting time and picking up food😂 I love these two❤️❤️❤️

  • @Shadow_wo1f05
    @Shadow_wo1f05 6 років тому +864

    3:19 when your friend ask you to help babysit and just ditch you when something goes wrong lmao

  • @dostagirl9551
    @dostagirl9551 5 років тому +518

    It boggles the mind how the naysayers thought Cuddy and House getting together somehow killed the joy of the show. If anything, it breathed like back into it and restored that undercurrent of humorous zing that was fading.

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 4 роки тому +76

      It kinda put House in a situation in which he was happier, and had to deal with things he is not really good at, ae parenting and being in a relationship that actually works

    • @shadyatem
      @shadyatem 4 роки тому +27

      Until they changed their minds and broke them up 💀 I was a huge fan of this couple. If they had planned to have them end the way they did, they should have just kept them as friends imo because the breakup and the car crash storyline sucked 😔

    • @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
      @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 3 роки тому +5

      They’re my second favourite ship and my favourite of House’s canon relationships

    • @PhilomathWizard
      @PhilomathWizard 2 місяці тому

      @@shadyatemI wonder how the show would’ve ended if he still had Cuddy.

  • @deborahsheets2604
    @deborahsheets2604 4 роки тому +516

    So funny when Cuddy walks in on house with the flashlight in his mouth looking through her poop “in new to all of this” 😂😂

    • @deborahsheets2604
      @deborahsheets2604 3 роки тому +15

      No I don’t think I did at all! Besides, that’s what the comment section is for is to share what we like about the video! Have a great day :)

    • @deborahsheets2604
      @deborahsheets2604 3 роки тому +7

      Seems like you like to bully people in the comment section. I’ll pray for you!

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 2 роки тому +4

      LOL 😂 No it not weird at all ‼️ Having a penlights looking at girls 💩 poops changing diapers ! LOL 😂😂 And not wearing a gas mask 😷 .

    • @ethosterros9430
      @ethosterros9430 Рік тому +2

      It's fine im a doctor this is what we do

    • @remingtonsalvatore6024
      @remingtonsalvatore6024 Рік тому +3

      WITH CHOPSTICKS THOUGH

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 6 років тому +1951

    I thought House and Wilson accidently got a kid somehow based off the title and thumbnail. Kind of like "My Two Dads"

    • @pancon9947
      @pancon9947 6 років тому +15

      that would be funny

    • @ozzywalker609
      @ozzywalker609 5 років тому +19

      Or "Three Men with a Baby"

    • @KhushiSharma-ij6su
      @KhushiSharma-ij6su 3 роки тому +9

      Ikr! It would have been amazing like a storyline before Wilson's death, him wanting to be a father and later House taking care of the kid.

  • @tomhannah3825
    @tomhannah3825 6 років тому +404

    Magnificent Ending! "What? How did you eat a dime?" ..."House." ...Hahahahaha!!!!

  • @golden_misfit
    @golden_misfit 6 років тому +517

    *HA* She actually did eat a dime. The one time House is wrong

  • @jonahthrane812
    @jonahthrane812 3 роки тому +143

    Fun little side fact. The bag with their food at the end is one of the "no crinkle bags" they use for movies because the very crinkly bag is bad for sound production.

    • @arstulex
      @arstulex 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah they didn't do a very good job of hiding it here though. The bag looks too 'thick' to be paper, which sort of gives away the illusion.
      I'm guessing that's actually what spurred you to bring it up in the first place. I was actually about to comment it until I scrolled down as saw you had already mentioned it.

    • @allys744
      @allys744 4 місяці тому

      That’s a good observation. Any crinkling sound effect was probably recorded in post to make it sound like paper

  • @quietplace8455
    @quietplace8455 5 років тому +148

    *”you’re telling me to do the right thing, while CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW?!”*

  • @mozxz
    @mozxz Рік тому +43

    You gotta respect that Cuddy does not at all find it weird that House is standing in the middle of the night, going through a diaper with a flashlight in his mouth, and a pair of chopsticks in his hands, and just goes to sleep no questions asked......
    How insane do you have to be, for others to consider your insane actions as "normal"

  • @shivalishankersharma1562
    @shivalishankersharma1562 2 роки тому +73

    Its not often the we see House panic, or not knowing what to do. This episode is a treat

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 4 роки тому +285

    Wish there was an episode where the main subject would be House and Wilson do random hilarious stuff during the entire episode. Would have been golden :D

  • @madg9634
    @madg9634 5 років тому +2257

    “You’re telling me to do the right thing and you’re climbing out a window”
    Edit: lmfao

    • @codrinmicusan446
      @codrinmicusan446 5 років тому +8

      Yeah. We know. We saw the same video

    • @cccubed8054
      @cccubed8054 5 років тому +33

      “Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! .......Tell her!”

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +12

      3:18 House's fear is so apparent in the high-pitched "window" lol

    • @bloblin1267
      @bloblin1267 3 роки тому +2

      SHH SHSHSH SHHHH SHHH

  • @alondraramirez4668
    @alondraramirez4668 6 років тому +249

    9:51
    “What. . How did you eat a dime?”
    “House”
    Snitches get Stitches
    (Also, she doesn’t look 2)

    • @snappiepappie9899
      @snappiepappie9899 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr she looks 4/5

    • @elizabethhenry-j2d
      @elizabethhenry-j2d 2 місяці тому

      I haven’t seen this episode and so don’t have context or anything, and when they referenced her as a ‘two year-old” I thought it was just a joke or something. You know that trope of referring to an obvious 12 year-old as 5 or something. But….is it not? Because that is definitely not a two year-old 😂

  • @ATalkingDoubleBarrel
    @ATalkingDoubleBarrel 2 роки тому +125

    House and Wilson are both great mothers

  • @kostasmilo2562
    @kostasmilo2562 4 роки тому +56

    "you're telling me to do the right thing while climbing down a WINDOooOOOW!!"
    I died!!!

  • @JayFAE12
    @JayFAE12 3 роки тому +38

    "You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window?!"
    *Frantic shushing*

  • @SnuffIt
    @SnuffIt 3 роки тому +65

    "Hey hey hey you're not gonna pin this on me"
    "You're telling me to do the right thing while CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW"
    ”SHHH shhh shhh shhh shhh tell her"
    😂 The delivery of those lines kills me, Hilson friendship was the Best

  • @ethanandrews3076
    @ethanandrews3076 2 роки тому +36

    2:10 You can see that Wilson’s actor was actually palming the quarter instead of the quarter actually being in the toddlers mouth to make it safe for her

  • @Orchestra_temi
    @Orchestra_temi 2 роки тому +36

    "Rachel, how many coins did you eat?"
    The terrified way House asked that cracked me up so bad. 😹😹😹

  • @MizunoPansaa
    @MizunoPansaa 5 років тому +206

    Today is TMI Tuesday!
    When I was a child, I accidentally swallowed a penny. How? Well, I was laying on my back, holding a penny up, turning it over in my fingers and watching the light reflect off of it. It slipped out of my fingers and just so happened to fall into my mouth, at which point I automatically swallowed.
    Mom took me to the doctor a while later, because it felt like it was still in my throat. The doc confirmed with an Xray that it had already passed into the large intestine, so we just had to monitor my bowel movements...
    Cut to later that day/the next day and Mom (with a plastic baggie over her hand) finds the penny in my stool, washes it off, and it was *rainbow* colored.
    The acids in my stomach had reacted to the metals and made it look pretty damned cool. It almost made me want to swallow another, 'cause that was pretty nifty... But seriously people, don't go swallowing coins, it's not good for you.

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 5 років тому +15

      😂😂😂 You wanted to swallow another coin? I guess kids are all weird.

    • @cezar3169
      @cezar3169 4 роки тому +15

      I was stupider. I had a magnet and some pennies. Kept putting them in and out of my mouth because I liked the taste. (Dont judge I was a weird kid). So I was savouring the taste of the pennies when I coughed and the penny made it's way down my throat. Started to panic but didn't want nanny to find out so I tried to pust it back up by pushing my neck. Mom soon found out and we went to get an X ray and saw it was still in my stomach.
      Doctor wanted to perform surgery but mom said no and 3 days later I pooped it out.
      My penny was also rainbow and to this day it is still in a little baggy as a "souvenir" as my doctor had phrased it. Our family doctor was wierd

    • @MizunoPansaa
      @MizunoPansaa 4 роки тому +9

      @@shanayazaveri2620 Okay, so this response is super late because I just now saw your comment... But I am a 37 year old adult and I *still* get the occasional urge to swallow a penny so it'll come out rainbow...

    • @VJamrita
      @VJamrita 3 роки тому

      Seriously nifty hahhahahahah

    • @NoucheDozzle
      @NoucheDozzle 3 роки тому

      Did you keep the rainbow penny though?

  • @mrguest3749
    @mrguest3749 6 років тому +261

    3:33 I have never seen this facial expression by House.

  • @samikshyatripathy
    @samikshyatripathy Рік тому +14

    3:19 this was the most funny part of this whole episode. Wilson shushing House was very funny. 😂😂😂

  • @amirulhakim268
    @amirulhakim268 3 роки тому +36

    3:20 House truly terrified LOL, we never see House so terrified like this LOL

  • @ihavebeefwithsatan1411
    @ihavebeefwithsatan1411 5 років тому +1008

    House-😴😑😑
    Cuddy- “How did you eat a dime”
    House-😑😑😑
    Rachel-....”House”
    House-😐😐
    Who’s here 1-1-2020

  • @BonesWasTaken11
    @BonesWasTaken11 6 років тому +1207

    Why isn't anyone commenting about how cute that girl is

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato 6 років тому +39

      Knock knock

    • @pointbreak4094
      @pointbreak4094 6 років тому +51

      @@warpatato Imma sacrifice myself
      Who's there?

    • @SD-ko3nn
      @SD-ko3nn 6 років тому +40

      coz people call men pedos if you call a child cute.

    • @bronosx2246
      @bronosx2246 6 років тому +56

      @@SD-ko3nn It's obvious that he thinks the child is adorable! It's as simple as that!

    • @sirwoodofeast9497
      @sirwoodofeast9497 6 років тому +21

      Because that is the quickest way to meet Chris Hanson.

  • @pigeon8466
    @pigeon8466 5 років тому +143

    "How did you eat a dime?"
    "House."
    Me: *cackles*

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 4 роки тому +4

      House: I'm in danger.

    • @bojohannesen4352
      @bojohannesen4352 3 роки тому

      So you cackled at the moment the whole clip had been leading up to? You are a legend.

    • @TheRealZazaExpert
      @TheRealZazaExpert 9 місяців тому

      "Me: cackles" youtube comments is such a strange place

  • @joneelillard892
    @joneelillard892 5 років тому +40

    1:50 Never underestimate the chaos that can be caused by a hungry, unattended child.

  • @aleksander10101
    @aleksander10101 5 років тому +75

    Wilson after House guilt trips him into something: Damn you chains of morality !

  • @Anna19093
    @Anna19093 2 роки тому +24

    This is one of the few shows that you can always rewatch and never get bored of. Whenever my current show’s seasons are over (there aren’t many I watch now, as for the most part TV sucks) I always go back to these old shows to keep myself entertained. Shows like House, White Collar, Criminal Minds, Suits, Grimm, etc, will always be irreplaceable.

    • @bigmarv6684
      @bigmarv6684 2 роки тому

      Exactly. Those Olds shows are goated compared to d new ones

    • @Meowface.
      @Meowface. 2 роки тому +1

      Add madmen to that list, and sopranos
      And a show you probably haven’t seen but was awesome, Banshee

    • @Anna19093
      @Anna19093 2 роки тому

      @@Meowface. and Burn Notice is another one I forgot to add!

  • @DukeJohnny
    @DukeJohnny Рік тому +20

    House and Wilson arguing when the latter is sneaking out through the window was probably the hardest I've laughed through the entire series. Just two teenagers in adult bodies.

  • @sirwiddlescabbagebaker
    @sirwiddlescabbagebaker 5 років тому +268

    I bet that was the little girl's first word, "House"

  • @tareasytrabajosadolfoarian4849
    @tareasytrabajosadolfoarian4849 5 років тому +978

    Both are medic with experience and can't manage a case of eat coins

    • @thecommunistdoggo1008
      @thecommunistdoggo1008 5 років тому +30

      Doctors not medics big difference

    • @rowdeemunkee
      @rowdeemunkee 5 років тому +125

      It is hilarious how they are the best in their field and are struggling here. This is why there are specializations.

    • @mikey5985
      @mikey5985 4 роки тому +13

      well it would have been easier with the scope but she was only 2 years old

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 4 роки тому +17

      adults: no you can't eat coins!
      kiddo: shiny flat thing delicious.

    • @squirm8272
      @squirm8272 3 роки тому +14

      True but this is a more private life case. It isn’t a mom coming in with a child who definitely ate something to an appointment. It’s him trying to not let his gf find out that he put her child in danger.

  • @sshms414
    @sshms414 2 роки тому +10

    Love how she drops house in it at the end. Hugh Laurie is obviously a very good actor as I just can't believe how different he is in the great series

  • @OddStare
    @OddStare 4 роки тому +34

    4:10
    ...
    ...
    "DEBB !"
    *Freaking out*

  • @BarneyEg
    @BarneyEg 5 років тому +164

    "How did you eat a dime?!"
    "HOOOUSE"
    House- *oh shoot*

  • @mialarsson4972
    @mialarsson4972 4 роки тому +107

    Gotta love House’s panic eyes 😂😂😂

  • @danterik9781
    @danterik9781 6 років тому +189

    Now this it the top level of best friendship you can get xD

  • @aIiza
    @aIiza 5 років тому +11

    3:19 _god i love this part. especially how hugh delivers the line._

  • @workout9594
    @workout9594 4 роки тому +49

    Paradoxically, house wishing he was 'nicer' was a longing for him to exploit a good image for malicious intent.

  • @eufonioun
    @eufonioun 5 років тому +43

    What do you got there sweetie? LOL, House's parent voice

  • @dragonage200
    @dragonage200 3 роки тому +10

    5:00 “oooo you’re in so much troubleeeee~~”

  • @barbaraallen8439
    @barbaraallen8439 5 років тому +347

    Both afraid of Cuddy
    😂🤣
    House is a good dad actually
    ❤️
    Wilson is a good friend....
    ❤️
    Never wanted this show to end....😔

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 роки тому +19

      House is a terrible dad. The first thing he tried to do was dump the responsibility on Wilson so he could go party, and his game of chicken is why Rachel was unsupervised to begin with.

    • @HikenOmaru
      @HikenOmaru Рік тому +3

      @@michaelccozens clearly you didnt see the episode when he played games with her to get her into a good preschool

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 4 роки тому +58

    'You're telling me to do the right thing, while climbing out a window!' For some reason, that line never fails to make me laugh.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Рік тому

      Not for "some reason" but because it is FUNNY to thousands people, not just you.

  • @livelifeincolour
    @livelifeincolour 5 років тому +21

    "I'll just scream, 'Look over there!'" I love sarcastic Wilson!

  • @jim394
    @jim394 4 роки тому +10

    3:25 "Tell her!". I find it funny with Wilson and windows lol

  • @griselmancedo1052
    @griselmancedo1052 6 років тому +313

    house had the hots for wilson since....always 0:30.

  • @iamnerd223
    @iamnerd223 3 роки тому +53

    “Your telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window”
    Friendship goals

  • @jordiko120
    @jordiko120 6 років тому +683

    Hilson > Huddy

    • @savemori968
      @savemori968 6 років тому +8

      That's tea

    • @dark_lady5285
      @dark_lady5285 6 років тому +9

      Hilson < Huddy

    • @jordiko120
      @jordiko120 6 років тому +15

      Pumosia🦄💕 Nah Cuddy and House were never meant for each other

    • @dark_lady5285
      @dark_lady5285 6 років тому

      @@jordiko120 I know but it's sad true ☹️

    • @leviatkins8156
      @leviatkins8156 6 років тому

      Who's the girl in the pic?

  • @edencrocc7220
    @edencrocc7220 5 років тому +25

    3:27
    *Tell her*
    Disappears out window 😂

  • @catialeoncini
    @catialeoncini 4 роки тому +11

    5:45 "'Cause it matches my eyes" I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @haltair4015
    @haltair4015 5 років тому +25

    "How did you eat a dime ?
    -House !"
    Meanwhile in House's mind : *Shiiiiiiit....*

  • @India.H
    @India.H 4 роки тому +17

    Just the look of "oh crap" on House's face at the end xD

    • @bojohannesen4352
      @bojohannesen4352 3 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHA, thanks for telling is that you also think the funniest part is funny!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

  • @lostchaos7688
    @lostchaos7688 4 роки тому +23

    Such two great fathers the two are.

  • @ruhirajita
    @ruhirajita 5 років тому +42

    Wilson is the best possible friend one could ask for.

  • @itsyaboinadia
    @itsyaboinadia 5 років тому +50

    "i'll stay if you stay"
    oh my goodness so 3rd grade

  • @christinaify
    @christinaify 2 місяці тому +3

    Random fact: prop managers make things like paper bags out of stiff cloth so the sound of the rustling paper doesn't mess with the sound on set. The paper sounds are added later. That's why his bag of Chinese food looks odd @8:56

  • @hannahscott6604
    @hannahscott6604 3 роки тому +23

    I’m rolling at the diaper inspection 😂

  • @sannehouterman7838
    @sannehouterman7838 4 роки тому +8

    The whole "wilson climbes out of a window scene" is just zo great

  • @hikari1690
    @hikari1690 4 роки тому +19

    I like the scene when house and wilson were calculating together and almost failing xD

  • @roninelenion4805
    @roninelenion4805 6 років тому +197

    When I was about five, I swallowed a penny and threw it up. I never did that again, because my mom took me to the hospital, where I got a shot (I don't remember if it had anything to do with the penny, or if I was due for an immunization).

    • @hayleymarse2853
      @hayleymarse2853 6 років тому +39

      I laughed way too hard at this. Seeing what other people did as kids makes me realize how unusually well behaved I was

    • @roninelenion4805
      @roninelenion4805 6 років тому +9

      @@hayleymarse2853 Your parents were very lucky. I wasn't an angel, but I behaved alright for the most part. I just used to put everything in my mouth. Now, my mom is a pre-school teacher, and she comes home with some pretty crazy stories. Some of those kids make eating a penny sound cute, if you can believe it.

    • @hayleymarse2853
      @hayleymarse2853 6 років тому +6

      Ronin Elenion That’s pretty funny. I definitely had my moments but I’ve always been a people pleaser. I have a job teaching dance and gymnastics classes for preschool kids and they are pretty crazy and super cute so I can totally imagine making eating a penny cute. It’s so interesting seeing the different maturity levels of kids because there are some three year olds who you can hold a serious conversation with and some who just want to get into trouble. They are mostly pretty sweet though

    • @roninelenion4805
      @roninelenion4805 6 років тому +2

      @@hayleymarse2853 That's true. You have to take the good with the bad.

    • @ijornhribrudkrvir
      @ijornhribrudkrvir 6 років тому +2

      I ate a nickel when I was little and the doctor didn't care

  • @justlucky8254
    @justlucky8254 2 роки тому +4

    "You're telling me to do the right thing...while climbing out the WINDOW?!?!

  • @wingochan9400
    @wingochan9400 6 місяців тому +3

    Cuddy: "What...? How did you eat a dime?"
    Rachel: "House."
    (One of my favorite endings ever! 😂)

  • @seb2750
    @seb2750 5 років тому +17

    1:05 Hilarious how they play chicken over who is leaving. We all knew Wilson folds first.

  • @jannmarcvillablanca7183
    @jannmarcvillablanca7183 5 років тому +14

    6:10
    House is irradiating Wilson's dosimeter. In real life, a dosimeter only registers ionizing radiation (alpha, beta, gamma radiation) and House is using a UV lamp which is not an ionizing one. If it was he should be well shielded and the lamp he was carrying should be heavier due to lead shielding.

  • @lozensfire
    @lozensfire 3 роки тому +79

    What a cute kid,and so much personality,I could have sworn she raised an eyebrow when house went through her poop

  • @kiddfaith4397
    @kiddfaith4397 5 років тому +13

    “I’m leaving!”
    “I’m leaving!”
    Is this a new form of playing chicken? XD

  • @Thecol1994
    @Thecol1994 Рік тому +5

    I love when the pan over Cuddy sleeping and House is wide awake haha

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 6 років тому +42

    "I am NOT going to bargain babysitting for sex ... who the hell said that?"

  • @laraturkeli6978
    @laraturkeli6978 2 роки тому +5

    “You’re telling me to do the right thing then climbing out of w i n d o w !!” IM DEAD AHAHAHHAHSHHA😂😂

  • @saraal8432
    @saraal8432 4 роки тому +49

    Those 2 should have their own sitcom 😂

  • @lilianachavero4120
    @lilianachavero4120 4 роки тому +43

    Out of all the food around her.. she “ate” a dime

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому +6

      Kids....)))))

    • @PassiveDissimulation
      @PassiveDissimulation 3 роки тому

      They look tasty, duh.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 роки тому

      People pay ridiculous amounts to eat dishes with tasteless, unchewable gold foil. At least Rachel has the excuse of not knowing better.

  • @saadrushaar4535
    @saadrushaar4535 4 роки тому +4

    House- you are telling me to do the right thing WHILE CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW!!!!
    Wilson- shhhhhhhh!!!
    This is the type of friendship I dream of 😂😂😂😂

  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 Рік тому +4

    3:19 might be one of my favorite House-Wilson moments in the show

  • @PeekOBooo
    @PeekOBooo 2 роки тому +5

    House: “You’re telling me to do the right thing, while climbing out of a window?!?!”
    Wilson:”Shh shh shh 🤫.”

  • @Byeonwoosource
    @Byeonwoosource 6 років тому +96

    House is the master!

  • @ditzydoo04
    @ditzydoo04 Рік тому +2

    House: You’re telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window!
    Wilson: *aggressive shushing*

  • @rowananderson8318
    @rowananderson8318 3 роки тому +5

    "You're telling me to do the right thing... While climbing out a window!!" 😂

  • @joshburns4611
    @joshburns4611 5 років тому +12

    1:44 Holy hell! Little kids are like personified tornadoes!