Wilson knows House well enough to know the coffee is dosed, so he grabs the other one. House knows Wilson well enough to know he's going to do this and puts the dosed coffee in front of himself. Feels like the "Battle of the Wits" scene from Princess Bride. Honestly surprising House didn't use the same approach as Wesley and dose both, he doesn't seem opposed to dosing himself too.
@@SmearCampaignsAreEvil but in studying medicine, House must have learned that man is mortal, so he would have put the speed-laced coffee as far from himself as possible.
Wilson is the only one who can challenge House intellectually that's why House chose him to be his best friend, also the fact that Wilson is a push over and a sucker contributed heavily
Actually, Wilson isn't a pushover. It has been showed many times before this episode, he fights back in his own style but at the same time, he has House's back. Also, House dislikes (almost hate) pushovers/doormats and bootlickers and that's why he fired some of the doctors during the trial interview in the fourth season.
@@quillmaurer6563 I don't know about that exactly. The trick in Princess Bride was both cups were spiked. House offered the non-spiked cup because he knew Wilson would be suspicious. Similar outcome, different trick.
@@UmisTsukishiro00 Slightly different trick, but Wilson faced the same challenge Vizzinni did, knowing that presumably one of the cups was spiked and having to analyze the other person to try to figure out which one would have been spiked. Both Vizzinni and Wilson believed they'd been offered the spiked cup and thus took the one the other had. House's methodology was a bit different (and less guaranteed, but he also knew his opponent) but with the same outcome. Honestly I'm surprised House didn't use the same approach as Wesley, as he doesn't seem to mind drugging himself.
@@UmisTsukishiro00 Wonder what he'd be like on it - would he be all amped up like Wilson? Somehow that's hard to imagine (but could be hilarious). Or is he so drug-tolerant that it really wouldn't do much to him?
I really liked some of Wilson's acting during the talking quickly parts. Like getting caught up on the "symbolical" pronounciation, going, "you know what I mean", etc. Feels very accurate (to how I acted when I feel this way, have never done nor seen anyone so drugs outside of moives)
to be fair there is a reasonable ammount of time passed between each of the 4 times he gets dosed in the series. It happens once a year or two during the series, enough for his trust to regenerate since they do stuff together a lot. and then it happens again. rinse and repeat.
so yeah House knows Wilsons medical History maybe not well enough to know he gets cancer mind you but well enough to know what he can and can't do to does him without killing him
@@ottokarl5427there was also a time (I think in Euphoria, although I can’t remember if it is from part or part two) where House yells at Wilson about Wilson not being able to get the diseases/illness’ his patients have. remember, Wilson works in oncology, so cancer. Ironic considering Wilson is diagnosed with cancer in season 8
The whole "youve got a cerebral tumor, you got 6 weeks to live" thing was either crazy cold and heartless forshadowing for poor Wilson or the writers hadn't figured out Wilson was gonna die of brain cancer yet.
To be fair...vicodin is a pain killer. Anti depressants and most form of anti-psychiatric meds have the unironic consequences of causing a period of severe depression and suicidal ideation. Hence why he can't have it. Also take the wrong meds for the wrong presentation you could trigger other disorders
Wilson said House would have to meet a PSYCHIATRIST, NOT a psychologist. They're not the same. Only a psychiatrist, who's a medical doctor, can prescribe medication for mental illness.
"I can't give you my anti-depressants bc they're not specifically prescribed for you! Now give me one of you're vicodin that hasn't been specifically prescribed for me!"
As someone who takes amphetamines on a prescription, and has had my dose adjusted a few times, Robert played the role of "Slightly high on amphetamines" very, very well. It's strange how people with ADHD can be "Normalized" by Amphetamines, and then sent back to being hyperactive and obsessive if they have too much. Of course Wilson skips a step by not having ADHD. Although, 185 BPM without taking enough to cause a massive cognitive deficit or even seizures is unlikely in someone with a healthy heart.
yeah, my max heartrate on an indoor cyclinc machine is 198 and I keep going >180 for like 30min Also people: Get a methylphenidate ER, bc amphetamine is more likely to form addiction
Love how instantly suspicious Wilson was about the coffee and how House switched the coffees, knowing that Wilson would take one off his desk and not the one in his hand.
Ive never actually seen someone on speed before but based on Wilson here I'd say its definitely close to how it feels to have adhd (yes i have it im on pills and everything)
He crushed up "crossroads", so they were dexedrine. I used to have one on my talbe next to my bed so I could swallow one every morning, sleep for another 30 minutes, and then leap out of bed, ready to go.
Poor Robert Sean Leonard. In Dead Poets Society, his character commits suicide. In House M.D. his coffee gets spiked. With speed, of all substances. By a work colleague.
Wow. I've watched this series twice, but not until all these shorts started popping up in my feed, did i realize how many times House drugged Wilson during this series. 😂
Certain drugs typically have a very bitter taste, hence why hiding them in coffee would be difficult unless that person likes his coffee super sweet with lots of cream.
Wilson hitting on a patient because he’s on speed is only like two notches worse than me at 16 trying to spit game. God if I had a time machine I’d go back and tell myself to crawl into a hole and stay there until I’m 24.
My theory is both coffees are drugged so it doesn’t matter which one Wilson takes. House needs it for pain and he’s so used to taking a drug it probably wouldn’t have the same effect it would have on Wilson cause he’s not an abuser
@@wristdisabledwriter2893 It's clear to me from the dialogue that Wilson is taking it. Why he takes it, they don't clarify it, but I suppose that being an oncologist, and having 2 failed marriages, plus a best friend like House, are enough causes 😅
The reason why Wilson is shocked about the number on the machine is because his maximum heart rate (before it goes dangerously high) is 180 (He's 40 years old in season 3 and the formula to calculated the MBpM is 220 - X where X is your age.)
I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on (jazz hands) speeeeeeed
One of the best lines in the series
@@flyawaytodie If not *the* best line xD
@@flyawaytodie quite literally but somehow not.. funny :D
4:04
I have used this line many times.
The best part of this scene is Wilson- upon learning that House actually paid for coffee, the first thing he does is check for his wallet. 😂😂😂😂
XD
how did i miss that!!
@@San-pvsame!
I can't believe I hadn't realized that, I've watched these scenes so many times, I love hyperactive Wilson.
No, he was reaching for his wallet to reimburse House.
Gotta say Robert Sean Leonard acting was brilliant in this scene, both him and Hugh are why this show is so great!
I agree 100%
There are only two constant fights that keep me watching this show:
House vs Wilson
and House vs Cuddy! 😂
Watch the movie "Tape". All three of 'em were great.
*Leonard's
Every time Cuddy is on screen my pants get tight.
"I'm not on anti-depressants on on SPEEEEDDDD!" gets me every time.
*hand shakey finger moving thingy*
@@Lovemademecrazy Spirit fingers.
"Ahah! You yawned"
"Ahah, you tried to kill me"
put you on speed when your going out on a date it will make you sound crazy🤣🤣🤣
I put you on Uppers and you still Yawned
@@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp I was on speed!!!
"You don't know my medical history!"
I don't know, House seems like the kind of guy who'd know about the butt rash you had in 4th grade.
Right but he needed to dose him with speed to prove he was on antidepressants.
That butt rash was painful, itchy, humiliating, and not fun at all, and Id thank you very much not to bring it up ever again!😒😒
Oddly specific
He knows that the ninfas teach him well 😏
lmao fr
my favourite has to be
"you dosed me!"
"yes, I did, but only because you didn't trust me!"
"Aha! You yawned!"
"Aha! You tried to kill me!"
One of the best exchanges in the show, and no on can tell me otherwise. Gotta love these two
it's time to does you on speed boy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wilson knows House well enough to know the coffee is dosed, so he grabs the other one. House knows Wilson well enough to know he's going to do this and puts the dosed coffee in front of himself. Feels like the "Battle of the Wits" scene from Princess Bride. Honestly surprising House didn't use the same approach as Wesley and dose both, he doesn't seem opposed to dosing himself too.
Well where's the fun in it if he's dosed both? Then he doesn't get to blame Wilson for not trusting him with the original cup he offered.
If only Wilson had been Sicilian and his life was on the line.
@@SmearCampaignsAreEvil but in studying medicine, House must have learned that man is mortal, so he would have put the speed-laced coffee as far from himself as possible.
I bet both coffees were dosed
"never go against a sicillian when DEATH is on the line!"
I always thought House had peed into the cup.
"My leg hurt, and I..."
That patient is actually a Saint. She is such a good person for not being offended. Even if she kinda liked him.
An angels patience, as a german saying goes xD
Yeah, she seemed real kind and sweet !! I don’t blame her, Wilson is cute in his own way !!
@@tayladunn7490 Also she was probably worried he was about to die with a heart rate that high
I think she was freaked out and worried there was something wrong.
@@tayladunn7490 Wilson is cute.
Wilson: "Give me a vicodin so I don't stroke" *Speedballs*
😂
"You have to go for your own prescription" "Give me Vicodin"
Goofballs. Not speedballs
"Excuse me, I have to go kill someone." is now a permanent phrase in my vocabulary
Somehow, I expected him to say exactly that
Foreman’s face at 2:17 is HYSTERICAL!!
Foreman on the happiest day of his life
@@vasyan123Foreman on the saddest day of his life
@@vasyan123 was about to say thats just his usual expression, thanks 😂😂
“This vexes me”
@@jackphilipp9642i too am in this episode
Wilson has been dosed at least three times on this show and i love it
meh you would think he would be used to it by now🤣🤣
House casually throwing out a possible cancer dx hurts knowing what's coming...
Wilson is the only one who can challenge House intellectually that's why House chose him to be his best friend, also the fact that Wilson is a push over and a sucker contributed heavily
right, like they literally dosed each other lmao
That... was never Wilson's strength.
two words: wilson = bottom
Actually, Wilson isn't a pushover. It has been showed many times before this episode, he fights back in his own style but at the same time, he has House's back. Also, House dislikes (almost hate) pushovers/doormats and bootlickers and that's why he fired some of the doctors during the trial interview in the fourth season.
@@ibreakmirrorswmyface straight cis don't use words you don't understand
"I'm late for a breast thing" I am so using that!
you should always try speed for anything involving a breast for anything💀💀
"You don't know my medical history!"
Really? I would bet he has it in a little folder in his desk named "Problems with Wilson".
"A heart attack is not gonna kill you. You were in a hospital" 😂😂😂
true so true atleast he hopes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how he takes a little himself by licking his fingers.
he*
licking**
This is why you're grades are declining Jimmy; focus up!!
Your*
@@grmnlad8413 I've waited for this...
@@grmnlad8413 it was a trap, you Simpson. Now everybody knows you're that guy! Muahahahahahaha
@@rohanmanchanda5250 thx
The second you believe you've outsmarted House, that's when you've only screwed yourself.
It was a "Battle of the Wits," as a nearly identical scene in Princess Bride was described. And like Vizzinni, Wilson lost.
@@quillmaurer6563 I don't know about that exactly. The trick in Princess Bride was both cups were spiked. House offered the non-spiked cup because he knew Wilson would be suspicious. Similar outcome, different trick.
@@UmisTsukishiro00 Slightly different trick, but Wilson faced the same challenge Vizzinni did, knowing that presumably one of the cups was spiked and having to analyze the other person to try to figure out which one would have been spiked. Both Vizzinni and Wilson believed they'd been offered the spiked cup and thus took the one the other had. House's methodology was a bit different (and less guaranteed, but he also knew his opponent) but with the same outcome. Honestly I'm surprised House didn't use the same approach as Wesley, as he doesn't seem to mind drugging himself.
@@quillmaurer6563 If House speed-ed his own coffee, that would have been just as funny!
@@UmisTsukishiro00 Wonder what he'd be like on it - would he be all amped up like Wilson? Somehow that's hard to imagine (but could be hilarious). Or is he so drug-tolerant that it really wouldn't do much to him?
I really liked some of Wilson's acting during the talking quickly parts. Like getting caught up on the "symbolical" pronounciation, going, "you know what I mean", etc. Feels very accurate (to how I acted when I feel this way, have never done nor seen anyone so drugs outside of moives)
I like how Wilson just assumed the yellow liquid in House's coffee mug was apple juice.
I like that house actually warned him instead of letting him drink it
@@WetterThnWtr Well, cuz alcohol plus vicodin, plus speed plus anidepressants isn't a mix one's heart could possibly survive through
@@KaterynaKutsIt wasn’t alcohol in that cup
Wilson is such a trusting character. How many times does House dose him over the series?! He keeps falling for it! Get your own drinks man! 😆
For real. After the first time I'd never take my eyes off food and drink around him. And NEVER accept anything from him. 🤣
to be fair there is a reasonable ammount of time passed between each of the 4 times he gets dosed in the series. It happens once a year or two during the series, enough for his trust to regenerate since they do stuff together a lot. and then it happens again. rinse and repeat.
3:40 _"You don't know my medical history!"_
Saying that to House is kinda naive and really funny, especially when its coming from Wilson.
Never seen this show but the leg and face movements at 1:22 is so perfect haha
And the label thing. When I took speed for my executive dysfunction I would spend like an hour doing something like that to get it perfect.
@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 Adderall or something else?
I love how house knows how well wilson knows him and pre-emptively swapped the drinks to make sure wilson drank the drugged one
I love how Wilson on speed is me normally
adhd moment
Can you just imagine going in for an exam and thinking your doctor is having a heart attack?
"You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson
so yeah House knows Wilsons medical History maybe not well enough to know he gets cancer mind you but well enough to know what he can and can't do to does him without killing him
house: give me your antidepressants
wilson: no, i can't, you need a prescription from psychiatrict
also wilson: give me your vicodin
I am so eager to get you on speed to see how weird you are on speed🤣🤣
1:18 That House immediately drank from that cup would've made me extremely sus about what was in my own cup
As if house wouldn't chug a spiked coffee to prove a point
House was probably thinking “doesn’t matter which he takes, either way I win”
I love it when the girl says, " You sure talk fast. "😂 Great performance by Leonard!
That tumor mention: little did we know…
It probably wasn't planned, but that happened atleast at one other time in the show ("Holding stuff in can give you cancer!")
@@ottokarl5427there was also a time (I think in Euphoria, although I can’t remember if it is from part or part two) where House yells at Wilson about Wilson not being able to get the diseases/illness’ his patients have. remember, Wilson works in oncology, so cancer. Ironic considering Wilson is diagnosed with cancer in season 8
I love how House was thinking "Either he takes the one with "speeeeeed" in it or he trusts me. So either i make my point or - i get high.". Win-win.
The whole "youve got a cerebral tumor, you got 6 weeks to live" thing was either crazy cold and heartless forshadowing for poor Wilson or the writers hadn't figured out Wilson was gonna die of brain cancer yet.
He didn’t die of brain cancer he had a thymoma which is cancer of the thymus gland….nowhere near his brain
Pretty sure his cancer was in his chest
Wilson: I can’t give you mine (antidepressants) you have to meet a psychologist and get a work up!
Also Wilson: GIVE ME YOUR CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE!
To be fair...vicodin is a pain killer. Anti depressants and most form of anti-psychiatric meds have the unironic consequences of causing a period of severe depression and suicidal ideation. Hence why he can't have it. Also take the wrong meds for the wrong presentation you could trigger other disorders
Also, Wilson has been given house antidepressants in secret, so he can't give house anymore without overdose
If I recall correctly, Wilson didn't want to give House antidepressants because he ALREADY dosed House with them.
Wilson said House would have to meet a PSYCHIATRIST, NOT a psychologist. They're not the same. Only a psychiatrist, who's a medical doctor, can prescribe medication for mental illness.
One of the most wickedly funny sequences of this great show.
The fact house has a mortar and pedal in his desk makes it all too hilarious
I've used the "I'd have to deal with the fact that you did something nice.." line at work. Got a good laugh.
Ah ha! You yawned!
Ah... ha! You tried to kill me!
Forever one of my favorite scenes.
"I can't give you my anti-depressants bc they're not specifically prescribed for you! Now give me one of you're vicodin that hasn't been specifically prescribed for me!"
Do you want spoilers for the episode?
@@nandohenriques2975 Yea sure. I watched the show a long time ago and don't remember much lol.
It probably was prescribed BY him, atleast
@@Spark-bw3pheither that, or by House forging Wilson’s signature to write his own prescriptions
wilson was dosing house with antidepressants - he didn't want to give house a double dose 😭
As someone who takes amphetamines on a prescription, and has had my dose adjusted a few times, Robert played the role of "Slightly high on amphetamines" very, very well.
It's strange how people with ADHD can be "Normalized" by Amphetamines, and then sent back to being hyperactive and obsessive if they have too much. Of course Wilson skips a step by not having ADHD.
Although, 185 BPM without taking enough to cause a massive cognitive deficit or even seizures is unlikely in someone with a healthy heart.
yeah, my max heartrate on an indoor cyclinc machine is 198 and I keep going >180 for like 30min
Also people: Get a methylphenidate ER, bc amphetamine is more likely to form addiction
@@guicho271828methylphenidate made me so anxious and didn’t help with adhd kinda wish it did with all the adderall shortages
@@guicho271828no thx, turns me into a robot
The kooky music in the scene with him and Foreman sounds new, like it was made specifically for the condition of Wilson on amphetamines.
Wilson fell for one of the classic blunders, and it wasn't getting involved in a land war in Asia
Love how instantly suspicious Wilson was about the coffee and how House switched the coffees, knowing that Wilson would take one off his desk and not the one in his hand.
This really shows off how much self-policing Wilson is constantly doing.
watching house do his gums with the residue in his mortor was something I was not prepared for; But should have expected. My sides are in orbit.
To be fair, Wilson did take the cup that was on the table, and not the one House was handing him. He didn't trust House, when really, he should have.
reversed reverse psychology
the foreshadow " u have a tumor "
The um....whatever its called that he does when he cant put on the gloves "Thats weird" ...lol! Every time!
1:15 house was like - mind = controlled
See he does care about him or else he wouldn't tell him to drink it..
Everyone talks about Hugh Laurie being so good as house but Robert Sean Leonard needs some big freaking props especially for this scene
I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on 👋👋 S P E E D 👋👋
I love how he instantly knew
5:10 omg he dabbed.. Noo!
Ive never actually seen someone on speed before but based on Wilson here I'd say its definitely close to how it feels to have adhd (yes i have it im on pills and everything)
Send me some Cuzco
given they give you speed for ADHD (or ritalin/methylphenidate)
Please note: this is so common for House that he has a MORTAR AND PESTLE in his drawer!
lol doctors casually abuse perception medication… Okay that’s actually believable writing. What else you got TV Show?
He crushed up "crossroads", so they were dexedrine. I used to have one on my talbe next to my bed so I could swallow one every morning, sleep for another 30 minutes, and then leap out of bed, ready to go.
I don't care how good House is, he is a thoroughgoing bastard.
Poor Robert Sean Leonard. In Dead Poets Society, his character commits suicide. In House M.D. his coffee gets spiked. With speed, of all substances. By a work colleague.
Wow. I've watched this series twice, but not until all these shorts started popping up in my feed, did i realize how many times House drugged Wilson during this series. 😂
I like how the patient recognized that Wilson had an issue pretty quick.
So beautiful and calming to watch
What’s funny is that his HR on the pulse monitor reads 86, his Oxygen saturation is 185 😂
"Ah ha!! You tried to kill me!!"
With house offering Wilson the coffee in the beginning, I know house enough to know that he probably spiked the coffee, and I was right.😅
I thought the last coffee was always just full of extra vicodon. He peed, didn’t he.
Certain drugs typically have a very bitter taste, hence why hiding them in coffee would be difficult unless that person likes his coffee super sweet with lots of cream.
Black coffee, especially in a hospital, probably isn't very good quality. It's already bitter and may taste distinctly burnt.
Not house stirring coffee with a highlighter
Wilson hitting on a patient because he’s on speed is only like two notches worse than me at 16 trying to spit game. God if I had a time machine I’d go back and tell myself to crawl into a hole and stay there until I’m 24.
It was a win-win for house
Either he got dosed with speed, or Wilson got dosed with speed.
Playing on both sides, always winning.
Wilson knowing House should have known that House would assume Wilson would take the other cup then what was offered
House sure has an impressive immunity to icocane powder.
House commits a felony.
Honestly, if that was me I would been like thanks for the free drugs.
He just had a mortar and pestle sitting in his desk drawer?
3:27 Wilson must’ve seemed so genuinely insane lmao
My theory is both coffees are drugged so it doesn’t matter which one Wilson takes. House needs it for pain and he’s so used to taking a drug it probably wouldn’t have the same effect it would have on Wilson cause he’s not an abuser
Weird that we still don’t know why Wilson yawned after this episode
He was taken antidepressants, that cause yawns as a side effect.
@@gabrielabagala spoiler alert
House was taking it. The question is why was Wilson taking it or was he
@@wristdisabledwriter2893 It's clear to me from the dialogue that Wilson is taking it. Why he takes it, they don't clarify it, but I suppose that being an oncologist, and having 2 failed marriages, plus a best friend like House, are enough causes 😅
The espresso with the elevator is the caffeine with the kicker. Also classic misdirection. Should have seen it coming.
I wish I had friends like House… why can’t anybody ever dose me?
Such a great show
1:27 Robert goes Jim Carrey
I have never seen an episode of House all the way through. As soon as I read the title, I asked "What did House do??"
Lol stirring with a pen 😂😂😂😂
I mean, to be fair, house technically didn't offer him a laced coffee
lol, the funny part is that House would have been fine with drinking the drugged coffee himself. :D
He may have drugged him but at least he didn’t let him drink the urine.
"You don't know my medical history"
tbh House probably does
The reason why Wilson is shocked about the number on the machine is because his maximum heart rate (before it goes dangerously high) is 180 (He's 40 years old in season 3 and the formula to calculated the MBpM is 220 - X where X is your age.)
4:05 ADHD kicks in and hyperfixation
Wilson is so funny. Robert Sean Leonard was perfect for the role.
2:49 Eminem slowly steps aside
Love that House took the remaining powder with his finger and spread it across his gums
it was a win-win for House. Either his plan works or he gets to "accidentally" do speed.
I like to think if Wilson hadn’t switched House would have drunk the speed.
nah he knew house too well to not take the offered cup, but house also knew wilson too well to not offer the dosed cup 🤣