What is life like for the 'Average' Noble in the Imperium?

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  • @jorikrouwenhorst7220
    @jorikrouwenhorst7220 4 місяці тому +4942

    I imagine that there's a planetairy govener that was so brilliant his cititzens got an extra 1000 calories and 10 hours of extra sleep annually through his reforms.

    • @sebastianrubin7476
      @sebastianrubin7476 4 місяці тому +1381

      There is a fanfic called Ciaphas Cain, Warmaster of Chaos, and the running joke is that his constant attempts at sabotaging the coalition of traitors he find himself leading backfires spectacularly. At every turn, he reasons "Take what the Imperium is doing, and do the exact opposite - surely, if the obvious solutions were actually _effective,_ the Imperium would already be doing it!"
      I won't spoil it, but suffice to say, workers with decent hours and paid time off, free and mandatory education for children, an engineering corps worshipping the twin virtues of innovation and OSHA compliance, and an all-volunteer army with a doctrine that emphasizes force preservation, combined arms, and encourages initiative on the tactical level - it didn't hobble his followers quite as much as Cain expected it would...

    • @appalachianwarcriminal
      @appalachianwarcriminal 4 місяці тому

      ​@@sebastianrubin7476
      link?

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 4 місяці тому +484

      There are planets whose ruling Planetary Govenors do try to make the effort. Sadly such Govenors are the exception instead of the rule.
      If I was an Imperium Citizen? I'd rather be born and raised in the Ultramar Sector. Even during the worst days of the Age of the Imperium, that sector stood out as one of the better regions to live in over any other sector and planet.

    • @appalachianwarcriminal
      @appalachianwarcriminal 4 місяці тому +19

      @@sebastianrubin7476
      link?

    • @someguycalledCh0wdah
      @someguycalledCh0wdah 4 місяці тому +113

      ​@sebastianrubin7476 I dont think Cain was really as inept and cowardly as he says he is. I think he's been doing all this because he knows it improves the lives of his subordinates and is the right way to do things because it works and has a very healthy and normal response to horrifying situations but he lives in a society where all of this is technically very very very bad and something you could be killed summarily for, so he isn't even allowing himself to accept that he is, in fact, the very legend they say he is.

  • @robertsiems3808
    @robertsiems3808 4 місяці тому +1403

    I really love this. You perfectly described how absolutely miserable such an existence is. "There are no good nobles. Those who are, are either dead or have retreated to the imperial guard to get out of this mess."

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 4 місяці тому +150

      There are good nobles. Warhammer Crime Serie in flesh and steel features the son of a rich magnate of the hive world Varagantua. That dude became a low level detective for the local police force, but he still lives in relative luxury. Yet he generally behaves like a good person.
      There are no absolutes in life, not even in the Imperium.

    • @DamanHillard
      @DamanHillard 4 місяці тому +19

      To participate in The Endless War is the only morality? 😆

    • @noway8259
      @noway8259 4 місяці тому +17

      @@DamanHillard *by imperial standards.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 4 місяці тому +69

      @@KalashVodka175 The sheer vastness of the Imperium guarantees exceptions to every rule.

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 4 місяці тому +7

      @@codyvandal2860
      Everything does but its likely more common than one would admit

  • @Unregistered.Hypercam.2.
    @Unregistered.Hypercam.2. 4 місяці тому +3309

    Imperium nobles seem to be easily corruptible to slaneesh

    • @Anaxemenies
      @Anaxemenies 4 місяці тому +642

      Yes and no. You need a thing to tempt them with… and what thing do they not already have access to without turning to Slaanesh?
      Slaanesh more appeals to ones that want or need more than their already obscene wealth and power grants them which is not as common as you’d think.
      Tzeentch could almost appeal more to the average ones since schemes and climbing the ladder is more their stock and trade. The whole existing in an especially hostile social order thing.

    • @Unregistered.Hypercam.2.
      @Unregistered.Hypercam.2. 4 місяці тому +410

      @@Anaxemenies Because when you have so much luxury it'll start feeling average eventually, now imagine them discovering there are more luxuries and experiences for them to discover, she who thirsts is the god of excess for a reason

    • @andrewkelly8894
      @andrewkelly8894 4 місяці тому +45

      Tzeentch is also pretty common

    • @toospooky051
      @toospooky051 4 місяці тому +21

      @@Unregistered.Hypercam.2. do the imperium nobles know about chaos in the warp?

    • @Unregistered.Hypercam.2.
      @Unregistered.Hypercam.2. 4 місяці тому +58

      @@toospooky051 i don't think so , or at least most of them i mean... navigator houses 100% do obvs

  • @BdogFinal14
    @BdogFinal14 4 місяці тому +2183

    Why am I waiting for a chaos marine to burst in and kill everyone at the banquet.

    • @j.p3289
      @j.p3289 4 місяці тому +206

      I thought the bird was poisoned and the noble would keel over.

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +231

      @@j.p3289 hmm you never know - the night was very young after all

    • @danielturczan2485
      @danielturczan2485 4 місяці тому +54

      And interrupt Slannesh's work?

    • @corryjamieson3909
      @corryjamieson3909 4 місяці тому +35

      ​@@danielturczan2485It was a Khorne Marine, not a Corn Marine.

    • @tarinvernon7007
      @tarinvernon7007 4 місяці тому +38

      @@corryjamieson3909 corn for the cornflakes!

  • @54lolman
    @54lolman 4 місяці тому +642

    My dude, I was eating a slice of pizza, and the audio and narration you gave for the noble's meal. Just practically elevated the satisfaction of my own meal by 5x.

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +81

      now go grab yourself a roast chicken and goon bag for full immersion and try again to see what happens

    • @54lolman
      @54lolman 4 місяці тому +24

      @@dystopianchimp An idea but I would prefer something crunchy to munch on to match with the audio and bone.

    • @Танус-е7э
      @Танус-е7э 2 місяці тому

      @@dystopianchimp not all servitors are lobotomised people. A lot of them are artificial lab-grown bodis which never had sentience in the first place.

    • @Sanguinarius9999
      @Sanguinarius9999 15 днів тому +3

      ​@@dystopianchimpGoon bag doesn't mean the same thing to the rest of the world that it does to Aussies, be careful who your suggesting that to on the internet 😅. Or has Slaneesh mixed them together 😱

  • @JohnMitchem-e2k
    @JohnMitchem-e2k 4 місяці тому +936

    Life for imperial nobles: "MUST EAT BIRD BEAK!!!"
    Yeah, no... Give me my guard rations. I'm good.

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 4 місяці тому +47

      Corpse starch? Yum 😋

    • @blindmown
      @blindmown 4 місяці тому +27

      You're just talking about Asia. I'm in Thailand, and chicken feet / beaks are genuinely a pretty common snack, especially when you're out for a few drinks.

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 4 місяці тому +31

      ​@@kevinaustin51 It's not just corpse starch. MRE's like what our current militaries using are more like what they're using,but a bit more with warhammer flavour.

    • @Whanevs
      @Whanevs 4 місяці тому +8

      I am pretty sure there were cases of people diying of starvation near tonns of guard rations😂

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 4 місяці тому +10

      @@Whanevs this is warhammer after all. such cases are a necessary evil to provide the astra militarum with enough rations to survive the next day.

  • @BeeptheLesser
    @BeeptheLesser 4 місяці тому +1058

    Have I been eating chicken completely wrong this whole time?

    • @IAmSwatchingYou
      @IAmSwatchingYou 4 місяці тому +70

      It's a reference to Ortolan, a fucked up but apparently exquisite delicacy

    • @TheBigMclargehuge
      @TheBigMclargehuge 4 місяці тому +12

      Reference? It's practically plagiarism.

    • @chrislaf89
      @chrislaf89 4 місяці тому +46

      @@TheBigMclargehuge Not really plagiarism if it's a RL thing that happens.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 4 місяці тому +19

      ​@@IAmSwatchingYouso I'm not going to get into it but I've actually tried it and it was not particularly good. Honestly one of the most overrated vices out there IMHO.

    • @thelimon4338
      @thelimon4338 4 місяці тому +3

      @@KS-PNWget into it PLEASE don’t hold out on us bb🥺

  • @finalname-hs1ov
    @finalname-hs1ov 4 місяці тому +3065

    Nivocado Avocado is noble from 40k
    Edit: thank you everybody for the likes.
    1 like 1 bypass

    • @bfg10000-Dawn-of-gold
      @bfg10000-Dawn-of-gold 4 місяці тому +99

      Lord Avocado noble of some distant planet

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 4 місяці тому +32

      Isn't he actually losing weight at this time?

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen 4 місяці тому +49

      ​@@bfg10000-Dawn-of-gold Lord Niklis Avagoto

    • @finalname-hs1ov
      @finalname-hs1ov 4 місяці тому +33

      @@somerandommen He would be tube connected to servitors with extra stomachs

    • @magoodada
      @magoodada 4 місяці тому

      Same

  • @tillerzeit
    @tillerzeit 4 місяці тому +958

    One of the things I'm reminded of about 40k the fact it's all taken to the final degree with how bad it is. While the lifestyle described is over the top opulent it's built of equally if not more over the top misery

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia 4 місяці тому +158

      That's WH40K for you. Some 14-year old edgelords in Thatcher-era England went, 'the Empire from Star Wars just isn't evil enough, surely we can do better than that' and now we have this hilariously grimdark franchise.

    • @hamanu666
      @hamanu666 4 місяці тому +73

      Dubai in a nutshell.

    • @CorvoThan
      @CorvoThan 4 місяці тому +7

      yeah still prefare this about... basicly every alternative in 40k

    • @orumonuldor1340
      @orumonuldor1340 4 місяці тому +43

      ​@@maltheopiaOh, believe me, the Rogue trader era stuff was a hilarious joke compared to how it got.
      It was in the late nineties that Warhammer 40k began to really settle itself as the purposely worst future mankind could have. This was when Herman Von Strab was introduced. He really set the tone for nobility in 40k.

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia 4 місяці тому +27

      @@orumonuldor1340 Personally, I think the descent from Judge Dredd-style parody of scifi to its current grimdark state was inevitable. 'I want my sci-fi civilization to be more dysfunctional, genocidal, and EVIL than the Ur-Quan, Dominion, Umbrella Corp, Yuuzhang Vong, and Aztechnology combined, yet I also want them to be totally badass and also the most sympathetic faction' -- well, what do you think was going to happen after a couple of decades?

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 4 місяці тому +357

    Imperial nobles: *exist
    Slaanesh-chan: _It's free real estate!_

    • @Walker733
      @Walker733 26 днів тому +4

      Ara ara...erm that's not it

    • @mnk9073
      @mnk9073 26 днів тому +3

      @@Walker733 No no, you got the spirit.
      Merry Slaaneshmas!

  • @3ggh3ad
    @3ggh3ad 4 місяці тому +711

    Slaanesh approves and offers more delights and excesses than your noble mind can imagine, just succumb to his dark embrace

    • @dieselmech7340
      @dieselmech7340 4 місяці тому +37

      I apologize but iron within iron without.
      I will go back to coping about how Dorn made a better sandcastle than my dad by only meager percentiles. Also that I had to carry the whole heresy, and most of the imperium during the great crusade, yet I was fed convicts and deranged to be turned into astartes.
      My malding knows no bounds.

    • @henryptung
      @henryptung 4 місяці тому +23

      Really gotta wonder what would happen if misery were also brewing as a nascent god in the warp...

    • @liquidlilith1169
      @liquidlilith1169 4 місяці тому +7

      yeaaaah no thanks i'm more of a "one of the 10,000" kinda person

    • @kallistiX1
      @kallistiX1 4 місяці тому +4

      It's a good pain

    • @3ggh3ad
      @3ggh3ad 4 місяці тому +5

      @@kallistiX1 the most exquisite and excessive pain

  • @cyberleaderandy1
    @cyberleaderandy1 4 місяці тому +785

    And none of the are safe from one of Inquisitor Grendel's ogryns smashing in their doors and being dragged away by the Inquisition under suspicion of being a heritic.

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 4 місяці тому

      As if no matter what door is broken down, they have guaranteed the heretic behind it.

    • @TannuWannu
      @TannuWannu 4 місяці тому +138

      "ah, an ogryn servant has arrived. what is your role here brute? table-clearer?"
      "SKAL'BRAKAH."
      "Skull..Break-? Who's Skull?"
      "YA'ORS."

    • @orang3k
      @orang3k 4 місяці тому +40

      ​@@TannuWannu this is great bro

    • @laurennelson3918
      @laurennelson3918 5 днів тому

      That’s why they pay off the inquisition through sponsoring them to have access to chocolates and exquisite surf and turf rations. They also provide tons of broiled dog liver specifically to appease Skal’Brakah and other body guard ogryn so they think the nobles are okay along with keeping their worse natures to themselves.

  • @Dennis-lz9lw
    @Dennis-lz9lw 4 місяці тому +600

    Instead of all the other Narrators just reading off wiki articles over an image gallery (although I like their content too) you truly exceed them by offering something much more interesting to listen to, can't wait to see what you do next!

    • @EricDaMAJ
      @EricDaMAJ 4 місяці тому +4

      Not as good as Baldemort but still very good.

    • @erdene2476
      @erdene2476 4 місяці тому +1

      Whta narrators do that? I only know of onemindsyndicate who does that and he's vehemently hated for it. Curious

    • @EricDaMAJ
      @EricDaMAJ 4 місяці тому +16

      @@erdene2476 I think he's grouping in every narrator. Only onemindsyndicate does it directly from the wiki. Others, like the GrimDark Narrator at least re-write it into a narrative script. Even Baldemort does this (though he usually includes damn good stories too). Especially the pure AI channels that popped out of nowhere this year.

    • @insertname9736
      @insertname9736 4 місяці тому +3

      Wut? He's doing the exact same as the others, lmao. But he instead reads from the books and not the wikis, tho.

    • @grawlix-man463
      @grawlix-man463 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@insertname9736I mean... he's not. Info is taken from the books but yes clearly using it to make a small scene for you instead of reading it in a un-immersive, outside universe perspective.

  • @etorres4u
    @etorres4u 3 місяці тому +151

    imagine a game of thrones type show about the nobility in the Imperium

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin 2 місяці тому +13

      I don't know if they could pull it off.
      I'd settle for a complex political grand strategy game about them. Crusader Kings 40k type thing.

    • @ragingsun1615
      @ragingsun1615 25 днів тому +2

      I’d settle for a Downton Abbey type show about the nobility in the Imperium.

    • @sillypinkewe
      @sillypinkewe 14 днів тому +2

      Dune books. They Inspired W40K - the Harkonnen are the absolute of decadence. But the other Great Houses are like this. The Emperor is insanely decadent and uses intrigue, blackmail, bribes, torture, threats etc. Not just the first 2 or 3 books that people usually stop on. The last books are thick with hedonistic noble intrigue.
      Basically the Fremen are the opposite, and the hedonistic don't understand or fear them as they are seen as mad, primitive and stupid. They aren't incorruptable but very close to it.
      The last Emperor .. no spoilers- but they use the decadence to navigate society and its future.
      Game of Thrones is also heavily based on actual empires of Earth. The Rich have always been an abcessed pimple on the butt of humanity.
      Cheers!

  • @jbark678
    @jbark678 4 місяці тому +336

    8:00 Somewhere in the galaxy, an inquisitor's spine tingled

  • @Scriptedviolince
    @Scriptedviolince 4 місяці тому +238

    If the Immaterium is a reflection of the Materium, you can definitely see why the warp is so horrible. It's horrible because the Imperium is horrible. There is a reason why chaos corruption wasn't a going concern during the days of the Federation.

    • @XShadowzVarcolac
      @XShadowzVarcolac 4 місяці тому +19

      Or maybe because chaos was being kept in check by the Eldar during daot at least until slaanesh was born which did fuck everything over.

    • @orumonuldor1340
      @orumonuldor1340 4 місяці тому +42

      It's more than that my friend, both worlds reflect the other. As the material universe worsens, so too does the warp, which then influences the normal world. It's a feedback loop.

    • @Scriptedviolince
      @Scriptedviolince 4 місяці тому +40

      @orumonuldor1340 even then, when the Federation collapsed after the Iron War and the warp storms cut FTL travel, communication, and governance, Chaos still wasn't a systematic concern until the Anathema decided to spread his fascist genocidal empire across the entirety of the milky way galaxy. The Interex had a categorically better way of dealing with Chaos but they got exterminated because the Imperium is a bucket of crabs par excellence.

    • @dongeronimoI
      @dongeronimoI 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Scriptedviolincethis. The Imperium was unnecessary in 30k. The Interex shows that better ways were available. But the Emperor gambled everything on 20 genetic and sorcerous monstrosities and now Mankind is locked in this positive feedback with the Immaterium, as mankind gets shittier so does the immaterium and it makes mankind even shittier.

    • @TheSonOfDumb
      @TheSonOfDumb 4 місяці тому +10

      @@Scriptedviolince If they didn't want to get exterminated they should have had something to deal with the Legiones Astartes eh?

  • @EricDaMAJ
    @EricDaMAJ 4 місяці тому +278

    One thing that never seemed realistic was that 90% of the Imperium lives in dire dystopian industrial squalor. All subsisting on corpsestarch and tiny dreams of impoverished survival. Yet every world owes a tithe of soldiers to serve in the Imperial Guard. Skipping payment or providing low quality troops risks the Imperium’s wrath. Either from the on world Arbites or the Inquisition or another agency that can call upon the Imperium’s military to “fix.” Yet how can a world levy competent troops from such a malnourished, beaten down population? By requirement they need a portion of the population living at a decent quality of life to recruit from.

    • @SplendidFactor
      @SplendidFactor 4 місяці тому

      They don't care. Guardsmen are fodder for the Imperium, not exactly valued assets.

    • @SerCommander
      @SerCommander 4 місяці тому +81

      The first and foremost requirement that there must be exact number of troops equipped with exact list of weapons and equipment. The second is actually mutations - the less the better (those soldiers will travel the empire in contrast to majority of locals). As for how they fix the scrawny part - they either conscript the okay ones or fatten them up before they are collected

    • @EricDaMAJ
      @EricDaMAJ 4 місяці тому +81

      @@SerCommander The actual equipment and weapons isn't that much of an issue. Hive cities can make all that. Indeed they're dedicated to it in many cases. Or the Mechanicum Forge Planets will. But scrawny recruits isn't a simple fix. Quite a lot of American men who volunteered after Pearl Harbor were turned away because they grew up malnourished during the Great Depression. There may be a 40k nutrition solution, of course. But will it really be cheaper than just a regular diet of protein and vitamins?

    • @SerCommander
      @SerCommander 4 місяці тому +45

      @@EricDaMAJ in several of the books it was mentioned that governors constantly tried to weasel out of providing teethes in q variety of ways - providing regiments with ramshacle vehicles and unusable weapons, crippled recruits etc. I think at least one Cain novel had this mention

    • @EricDaMAJ
      @EricDaMAJ 4 місяці тому

      @@SerCommander And they get away with it all the way up until they get caught by the Arbites or the Inquisition. Then they get purged.

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 4 місяці тому +396

    Noble, and worse... pleasure worlds... have always confused me.
    In a universe where Slaneesh exists, you can't have these classes without ruin.

    • @thatprofessorguy8316
      @thatprofessorguy8316 4 місяці тому +100

      Precisely, why else Chaos corruption is so common place?

    • @juimymary9951
      @juimymary9951 4 місяці тому

      I think they function like the underhives, they are steam-valves to make sure the rot doesn't infect a big population center... ineffective but better than nothing I guess

    • @josephjagusah8668
      @josephjagusah8668 4 місяці тому +35

      As always with WH40K, what are you gonna do about it?

    • @pinkbosschanel
      @pinkbosschanel 4 місяці тому +25

      Slaneesh gets energy from people enjoying themselves but it’s passive unlike when people to excessive things right?

    • @willietonka8634
      @willietonka8634 4 місяці тому +52

      ​@pinkbosschanel The power Slaneesh gets from just enjoyment ot happiness is paltry compared to excess. Although it is not necessarily passive.

  • @Raptanax
    @Raptanax 4 місяці тому +95

    I imagine there are likely a wide variety of highborn cultures in the vastness of the Imperium. Some more decadent, others more spartan. All of them taught in the ways of taking and keeping power.

  • @marrvynswillames4975
    @marrvynswillames4975 4 місяці тому +158

    40k fans thinking being a noble is easy when in reality you gonna need to navigate through politics, govern billions and dodge hundreds of assassination attempts per day

    • @damienpace7350
      @damienpace7350 3 місяці тому +41

      still pretty easy compared to everyone else

    • @realah3001
      @realah3001 2 місяці тому +15

      So just the life of any noble in any timeline XP

    • @mw9688
      @mw9688 23 дні тому

      @@damienpace7350 until you try to abstain from indulgence… then you are effectively damned.

    • @techpriest6962
      @techpriest6962 23 дні тому +2

      @realah3001 That's all they are, sci-fi nobles.
      People exaggerate way too much what they are and can do.

  • @napoleonfeanor
    @napoleonfeanor 3 місяці тому +26

    Slaanesh and Tzeench are fighting over them.
    Plus, I sometimes wonder how angry the Emperor would be if he saw this. I'd also wonder what the returned Primarchs really think.

    • @maihaiki888
      @maihaiki888 2 місяці тому +6

      Exactly, all the shi they're doing is making fighting the chaotic forces EVEN HARDER 😭 Bros not gonna win if they keep up like this

  • @flyonthe1stwall
    @flyonthe1stwall 4 місяці тому +180

    “I apologize for nothing” - Hedonism-bot

    • @robzee5733
      @robzee5733 3 місяці тому +3

      Also: 'I apologize for nothing!' - War Marshal "Mad Dog" Kazan.
      He's way more attuned to life in the Imperium.

    • @joashteo2896
      @joashteo2896 3 місяці тому +9

      Especially YOU HEDONISM BOT

  • @VT11D
    @VT11D 4 місяці тому +224

    This dude said said he paid for the WHOLE Dictionary so he's going to use all of it.

    • @janemf
      @janemf 3 місяці тому +14

      what are you, eleven?

    • @jeremeybeasley5682
      @jeremeybeasley5682 3 місяці тому +8

      I feel it's more his cadence than the words being said.

    • @maihaiki888
      @maihaiki888 2 місяці тому +2

      I don't think it has to do much with vocabulary- its moreso eloquence, and as the comment above me said, cadence.

    • @blizzardgaming7070
      @blizzardgaming7070 22 дні тому +2

      It's called vocabulary, heard of it?

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 3 місяці тому +17

    I am beginning to believe that the Tyranids are the good guys, coming forth to punish the wicked and to put everyone else out of their misery. These unsung heroes who will end eternal torment and allow a new start.

  • @jonahs8525
    @jonahs8525 4 місяці тому +31

    @3:00 me in the work truck with my gas station fried chicken on lunch break

  • @Urodahero
    @Urodahero 4 місяці тому +92

    Damn, really eloquent delivery and attention to detail is fascinating. I like animalistic, carnivorous undertones when describing a noble's dinner

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +11

      Thank you! Glad you liked the the vid ❤

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 2 місяці тому +27

    This is the single best satire of the modern one percent I've ever seen.

  • @fakename7901
    @fakename7901 4 місяці тому +33

    The inquisition: "why are we ok with this again?"

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju 3 місяці тому +20

      You would think the Imperium would be stricter about limiting selfish behavior, given the circumstances of WH40K.

    • @alabastertheunicorn3204
      @alabastertheunicorn3204 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@Mark-in8juwell it's absolutely hard to govern millions of worlds

    • @Walker733
      @Walker733 26 днів тому +2

      ​@alabastertheunicorn3204 True but it is possible to induce self-policing within a population such that they don't need an external government to keep a constant eye on them.

    • @alabastertheunicorn3204
      @alabastertheunicorn3204 25 днів тому +1

      @@Walker733 well it would need a non corrupt society and Warhammer 40k is written to be batshit insane always

    • @MadMarx-ws5bp
      @MadMarx-ws5bp 20 днів тому +1

      I'm overthinking here and it's more of a question.
      Why wouldn't they create perfect politicians and train them to the same extent as the sisterhood to predict, assess and deal with societal problems, distribute resources and delegate work efficiently, be almost incorruptible and spread pro- I mean spread the message of the Emperor among the people from a young age and produce productive, healthy, zealous, militarily educated soldiers?

  • @SnappingTurtle991
    @SnappingTurtle991 4 місяці тому +160

    That was awesome you have quickly become one of my favorite 40k lore youtubers.
    You should do a day in the life of rogue traders next.

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +15

      Thanks mate - very glad to hear it! Will add RTs to the list ❣

    • @mpalfadel2008
      @mpalfadel2008 4 місяці тому

      @@dystopianchimpplease do

  • @EDDJOECORR
    @EDDJOECORR 4 місяці тому +171

    The Imperium Nobility and their Perfumed Asses 😂

  • @Ariana321
    @Ariana321 4 місяці тому +68

    15:10 Animals, huh? I think the Ordo Hereticus needs to pay that man a visit.

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +19

      Agreed

    • @alcohol-freebeer3642
      @alcohol-freebeer3642 4 місяці тому +9

      Inquisitor Headsmash thinks it's time someone brought him his big plastic red button.

  • @donttreadonmemes
    @donttreadonmemes 4 місяці тому +117

    Its basically the life of the average politician

    • @sekarmaltum1695
      @sekarmaltum1695 4 місяці тому

      in germany, even the lowest tiers -who "take part" in parlament, merely by being present for a few minutes and signing papers (to confirm presence) get 10s of thousands per month, for existing
      dont get me started on their even more generous retirement fund for their ... "services"

  • @tillburr6799
    @tillburr6799 4 місяці тому +37

    I thought this channel would have at least 500,000 subs. I would be here all day explaining why everything is just perfect. Keep at it dude youll get there in no time.

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +7

      Thanks mate ❤appreciate it! More vids on the way

  • @NapoleonBonaparte5
    @NapoleonBonaparte5 4 місяці тому +154

    The Imperium seems like a weird mix of the old French monarchy and fucking ISIS lol

    • @sarubet8725
      @sarubet8725 4 місяці тому +16

      You wrote french monarchy twicw

    • @NapoleonBonaparte5
      @NapoleonBonaparte5 4 місяці тому +20

      @@sarubet8725 Well the Versailles was full of excesses and debauchery, the nobility weren't really religious fanatics like those ISIS fellows.

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 4 місяці тому +6

      Funny how in my country we constantly compare our country to Imperium and it really fucking clicks a lot of times. Especially with the nobles being so far away from common folk it's insulting.

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 4 місяці тому +16

      I don't think it's ISIS, ISIS is way too different. They're not religious fanatics, they're mercenaries larping as zealots

    • @smallxplosion9546
      @smallxplosion9546 3 місяці тому +1

      ISIS and Robespierre were pretty similar if you think about it, quite 2 opposite things to combine into one lol

  • @weeaboobaguette3943
    @weeaboobaguette3943 4 місяці тому +40

    Roboute definitely will not obliterate them once he have a spare moment :DDDDDD

    • @Warmaker01
      @Warmaker01 4 місяці тому +1

      No he will not. The nobles are part of the Imperium's government. Their arrangements, deals with each other actually help run things.
      He won't get rid of them just like he did not do the same with the Ecclesiarchy. Remember that Guilliman came from a time when the Emperor was still around and the Imperial Truth discarded religion and superstition to embrace science and reason. Space Marines were labeled traitors because they worshiped the Emperor. Yet Guilliman accepts the modern Imperium's zealots because they are part of the show now.

  • @ratatoskr8190
    @ratatoskr8190 3 місяці тому +14

    As a guardsman in my heart just one thing comes to my mind watching this: It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.

  • @Amardonthe
    @Amardonthe 4 місяці тому +60

    My mouth literally water from the food description in the beginning.

    • @Awakened0101
      @Awakened0101 4 місяці тому

      You know that bird is a cherub, right..

    • @noway8259
      @noway8259 4 місяці тому +10

      @@Awakened0101 Razorwings are not cherubs, they are weird dark eldar monsters so who the heck knows how much money was paid to get and cook one. It was *served* by cherubs who are weird imperial servitor monsters ;-)

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 4 місяці тому +93

    I swear that Big E is an agent of Chaos. He made the perfect ecosystem for them.

    • @Coppermeshman
      @Coppermeshman 4 місяці тому +29

      He did almost become the dark god of ruin at one point.

    • @orumonuldor1340
      @orumonuldor1340 4 місяці тому

      It's actually more of a matter of inevitability.
      When the first imperial governors were selected, they were the cream of the crop, military success stories, every single one. The emperor would only want meritocracy, after all.
      The first generation of descendants were fine, taking the values of their parents with no trouble, maybe even the second... But the third? Well even today we see how that works. Extrapolated across ten thousand years? It's a miracle that the Imperium functions at all. I hate to say it, but the Inquisition is absolutely necessary.

    • @lilfattcatt7758
      @lilfattcatt7758 3 місяці тому +6

      Tbf by this point the imperium has had what 6000 years to evolve with him sitting almost dead on the throne

    • @orumonuldor1340
      @orumonuldor1340 3 місяці тому

      @@lilfattcatt7758 Over 10k years. The Imperium we know and love to hate is NOT what the emperor envisioned. The thing is, as bad as it is as a whole, it's actually had a very good run.
      I'd have expected the mundane corruption to cause a collapse merely three centuries in, not for it to be hobbling along roughly 12,000 years on. Especially when you consider that the chaos gods are doing everything they can to wipe out the Imperium from the get go.

  • @stefankatsarov5806
    @stefankatsarov5806 4 місяці тому +18

    Basically normal real live nobles/ super rich people.

  • @plasma_master
    @plasma_master 4 місяці тому +112

    Rouge trader told me everything i needed to know

    • @Herberberber
      @Herberberber 3 місяці тому +2

      The game or the books?

    • @plasma_master
      @plasma_master 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Herberberber game

    • @techpriest6962
      @techpriest6962 23 дні тому +1

      @@plasma_master Ahh... check out the books, the videogame is really bad fan fiction that scribbles all over the lore with crayons.

  • @serijas737
    @serijas737 4 місяці тому +23

    There's something very ominous about the way how ... strangely average this sounds.
    I feel like something terrible must be happening somewhere, but it doesn't.
    This is really well written by you, gonna subscribe.

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ 4 місяці тому +17

    “We shouldn’t negotiate, integrate or work along with the Xenos. But, we will eat them.”

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 3 місяці тому +3

      The ogres of fantasy approve.

  • @cjthebeesknees
    @cjthebeesknees 4 місяці тому +92

    Noble, Highborn, Noble savages.

  • @JMAssainatorz
    @JMAssainatorz 4 місяці тому +18

    My man. youve just with this one video raised your self up to legends like baldermort in terms of quality!.(in my humble opinion ofcause!) Loved this exploration and story!

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +3

      Haha thank you! Love to hear it!! ❤

  • @mikedoesstuff6312
    @mikedoesstuff6312 2 місяці тому +5

    Recognizing the description of Ortolan being eaten gives this a whole other layer of rich debauchery

  • @IchigoGyuunyu
    @IchigoGyuunyu 4 місяці тому +20

    You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the hive.

  • @jacoblambert5699
    @jacoblambert5699 4 місяці тому +18

    Imagine if a single book of Marcus Aurellias and his teachings of stoicism survived and was part of the nobilities curriculum. It would change just about everything lol

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 4 місяці тому +8

      Aurelius is the only reason Europe was not much worse than Genghis Khan all the time. He didn't invent stoicism but he showed you could exercise power using it as your theory.
      Harry S Truman was a huge Aurelius man and paid great attention to it as he designed the world you now live in. For now.

  • @anastasiadomitresku621
    @anastasiadomitresku621 4 місяці тому +15

    The picture on your preview and 17:42 was created by Bella Bergolts. Please credit the artists, when you use their arts

  • @crackedhammer4612
    @crackedhammer4612 4 місяці тому +65

    Dang this is making me hungry, the guy who wrote this should be a food reviewer😂

  • @hhjhj393
    @hhjhj393 4 місяці тому +56

    I have only read two Warhammer short stories from a Necromunda book. I was really surprised with how much I actually enjoyed them lol. I loved just how oddly believable the authors made such an insane dystopian system. I also love the RANGE of Warhammer lore. That being said it all felt very DnD to me which makes sense.
    What I loved was just how EVERY part of humanity was basically all about mass production. In the books I read even the nobles were basically mass produced lol. There was a short where a priest basically had to speak to a princess, but to get an appointment with her would've been like 100 years out, and he had to wait in a waiting room with dead bodies lol. He cheats the system and gets to meet the princess thinking she will be knowledgeable and able to help him, only to find out it's like a 10 year old girl and just one of like thousands. So she isn't anything special lol. She basically is really simple and he tries to plead with her and she kinda understands but ends up sending him to the underhive (I think that's what it's called).
    I also read another book where the nobles basically enter political fighting at birth where even siblings compete against each other and plot against each other, pushing each other off the giant towers of the hive cities.
    I just loved how in these books the authors make sure to completely destroy any bit of humanity, and to make it as bleak as possible, but yet even in all that darkness, humanity does poke through in the stories. Even in all that suffering some people manage to form true relationships and to fight against the giant machines even if only for a brief moment. That's what I guess I appreciated about the underhive stories I read, they are portrayed as these horrible places, yet people still go there searching for freedom, everyone always dies, no one survives long, but there are just these tiny little moments where people get to be people again.

    • @roercula8425
      @roercula8425 3 місяці тому

      From what book were they from?

    • @Andrew-w2q2m
      @Andrew-w2q2m 3 місяці тому

      Underhives are a utopia compared to the modern world tbh. The modern world is lifeless with no inherent meaning. Everyone fights for their own cause. In the imperium there is actually a cause to fight for. There is meaning, which is the survival of the imperium and the god emperor.
      Today the only meaning we have is "muh human rights" and "don't be mean to people haha". It's so empty and nihilistic, far worse than. The worst dystopia.

    • @Andrew-w2q2m
      @Andrew-w2q2m 3 місяці тому +2

      Modern people are intrinsically materialistic (similar to how the communists boiled down all of human existence to material conditions). This materialism and fear of death common in the modern man has isolated us and cheapened are existence. In the middle ages it was actually similar to warhammer 40k. You died early sometimes in a brutal or painful way. Yet you had meaning in your god and afterlife. A cause to fight for. Today we have nothing but fast food, and dumb entertainment. No great civilizational progress, leaps of philosophical understanding or human expression. Simply the human detritus of half hearted gestures, desires and platitudes.

  • @Yesnaught
    @Yesnaught 4 місяці тому +46

    And to think, the nobility are actually essential for the imperium - both to generate an economy through whatever business they have and whatever wages they pay their employees, and to subcontract the work of keeping the common man under control.

    • @gustavojoaquin_arch
      @gustavojoaquin_arch 4 місяці тому +3

      Cringe, the Austrian painter was right

    • @Saphels
      @Saphels 3 місяці тому +4

      Nobility doesn't do business. It's beneath them. They're privileged for their service to the Imperium in the past or service of their ancestors. Their public mission is to serve as managers, administrators, representatives, diplomats. They're civil and military officials of the feudal space empire not business people.

    • @Philweasel
      @Philweasel Місяць тому

      @@Saphels It depends. The heads of Imperial Noble houses are often quite sharp and informed about all their responsibilities, because if they allow their fortunes to drop they have plenty of sharks ready to eat them (literally or figuratively).
      They probably have at least eight children of various levels of incompetent decadence however.

  • @deLumren
    @deLumren 2 місяці тому +5

    That meal description would make George Martin proud. I swear I could taste it!

  • @eccoeco3454
    @eccoeco3454 4 місяці тому +10

    The fact that a part of this is basically more or less just the description of eating a hortulana is so funny

  • @freshskittles92
    @freshskittles92 3 місяці тому +3

    dude i love the angle at which you approached this. subscribed. about to watch all your content.

  • @willfeen
    @willfeen 4 місяці тому +43

    How much do you have to goon for Slaanesh to summon

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +37

      divide your rizz level and times it by your number of edge sessions per day

    • @jimbomcbob7849
      @jimbomcbob7849 4 місяці тому +5

      She always watches ;)

    • @Z5-XB
      @Z5-XB 4 місяці тому +1

      Why are you asking me. Ask the dark eldar… at least 100 times a day to slaanesh fanart. They told me after replacing my blood with a painful toxin

    • @RedObed01
      @RedObed01 2 місяці тому

      ​@@dystopianchimpcan confirm

  • @Anduri.l
    @Anduri.l 6 днів тому +1

    The fact that millions of Guardsmen are dying the most nightmarish way possible few star system across and here nobles practicing Pride and Prejudice

  • @GhostBearCommander
    @GhostBearCommander 4 місяці тому +67

    *Slaanesh, watching as the nobles indulge in more indulgence than most of it’s worshippers could dream of asking for:
    “Yes… yes… your soul shall be mine… and once it is, your Hive shall be ripe for my influence…”

    • @WanderingWendigo
      @WanderingWendigo 3 місяці тому +3

      Yesss milord! even sooner so, because you whispered that sweet nuthin into my ear in front of the inquisitor..
      And he heard it.😢

  • @jamesdeegan7365
    @jamesdeegan7365 4 місяці тому +8

    yes, slaanesh is very pleased with this indeed, great video

  • @oxothnx
    @oxothnx 2 місяці тому +5

    Meanwhile that one imperial guard in some broken planet : dude my Lazgun aint working *looks at corpse starch can with tear filled eyes* I miss you dude, I miss you Timmy *starts eating the corpse starch like hungry animal* THANK YOU TIMMY! For everything!

    • @jamesgorman351
      @jamesgorman351 2 місяці тому

      Fucked up

    • @maihaiki888
      @maihaiki888 16 днів тому

      Just when I thought that living conditions in WH40K couldn't get worse they hit me with the corpse starch 😭

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 4 місяці тому +29

    It's good to be Planetary governor

  • @espalp8481
    @espalp8481 4 місяці тому +2

    dude this channel is a recipe for sucess dude, just got of a huge binge of your 40k videos, ur story telling is inanse, keep it up bro!

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому

      Thank you!! Love to hear it and more vids coming!

  • @ovrlrdstain924
    @ovrlrdstain924 4 місяці тому +8

    Bro made me hungry with his words

  • @Enclave_Soldier34
    @Enclave_Soldier34 4 місяці тому +17

    The cake at 1:35 is not cut right

    • @snappa_tv
      @snappa_tv 4 місяці тому +4

      Why did you have to point that out. I hate that

    • @gasmaskcollectorreview1537
      @gasmaskcollectorreview1537 4 місяці тому +3

      That cut is a form of heresy

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju 3 місяці тому +4

      We are not able to unsee that now!

  • @SquiddlyInk
    @SquiddlyInk 4 місяці тому +3

    Dude this video is fantastic- from your voice to the ambiance in the background. Absolutely wonderful! Great work!

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому

      @@SquiddlyInk Thanks mate - glad you liked it!!

  • @TraphouseTCG
    @TraphouseTCG 4 місяці тому +10

    This feels like the most under developed part of the lord imo

  • @dylanwinter7937
    @dylanwinter7937 4 місяці тому +8

    The late Roman Empire is the closest the world has ever seen to the societal structure of the Imperium of Man

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 4 місяці тому +4

      Actually the early Empire (Caligula, Nero, Commodus) is much closer.

  • @shipmcgree6367
    @shipmcgree6367 4 місяці тому +118

    40k's magnificent lore must be protected. For The Greater Good. For The Dark Gods. For The Emperor.

    • @ChristopherDwiggins
      @ChristopherDwiggins 4 місяці тому +14

      Yeah, I wanted to get a limited copy of each one before they start playing Disney games n put them in "vaults" so the new versions can be made politically correct.

    • @xsjado_anon
      @xsjado_anon 4 місяці тому

      ​@user-nz6bk7lf8u too late mate, it has already started, with some of the older material no longer available at all, just grab some of the pdfs from older sites and encrypt them.
      Put them on an external drive in a small Faraday cage.
      There was someone from Disney making changes to the skies to add cloudy streaks prior to the VHS releases, he came out and his role was found to be real.

    • @sarubet8725
      @sarubet8725 4 місяці тому +2

      Its a combination of moorcock books, starship troopers and dune lmao

    • @xavierharris7123
      @xavierharris7123 4 місяці тому +2

      Mf really hit all bases

    • @МихаилРыбаков-ф6б
      @МихаилРыбаков-ф6б 4 місяці тому +2

      WAAAAARGH!

  • @morganandrews9428
    @morganandrews9428 4 місяці тому +4

    That was an amazing video. Thanks!

  • @loudnoises8197
    @loudnoises8197 3 місяці тому +2

    bro im so happy for you, you have found a formula that is working for you, and i could wish you nothing less. keep going, you have bright future

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for the kind words mate - really appreciate it! More videos coming out soon

  • @SUSSEO
    @SUSSEO 4 місяці тому +4

    Your writing is very good mate

  • @jeanpierrepolnareff9919
    @jeanpierrepolnareff9919 3 місяці тому +2

    Intro feels like a restaurant google review an imperial noble would write

  • @8-7-styx94
    @8-7-styx94 4 місяці тому +7

    not gonna lie for about 5 minutes there I was thinking KFC sounded really good about now.

  • @ThechaosInsurgency-1
    @ThechaosInsurgency-1 Місяць тому

    Your use of words mixed with the grim dark is simply perfect and commendable

  • @theirs7351
    @theirs7351 4 місяці тому +6

    this is so good
    how you don't have more subs is a mystery to me

  • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
    @A_Stereotypical_Heretic 3 місяці тому +3

    But let's be fair, most of these nobles have earned their place in the bloodline. Constantly defending against would be heirs, dueling and fighting the more ambitious of the lot, and more importantly defending and trying to keep a woman that isnt mutated beyond making descendants to the line.
    Its a hard life, even for the nobles.

  • @sassythesasquatch8036
    @sassythesasquatch8036 3 місяці тому +3

    I love the story “fools” where the salamanders are evacuating civilians and they end up leaving this selfish noble to be killed by the tyranids

  • @venkelos6996
    @venkelos6996 3 місяці тому +1

    Very nice! It makes me wish for something similar, but a bit more focused; the Rogue Traders. In some ways, they, too, are nobles, but instead of loving in a spire of a hive, on a world, they dwell within the mobile hive that is a ship, and sometimes must journey beyond the bounds of the Imperium, and its "safety" to serve the two greatest masters; the Emperor of Man, and their own unlimited ambition.

  • @Creatore8
    @Creatore8 4 місяці тому +13

    Its nice to see a warhammer lore channel that talks about the more nieches/normal things in the warhammer universe we take for granted, very cool work!
    Could we get a video on avarege dark eldar/eldar life? We get so little about them other than "stupid mon'keigh! You think you are on my level?!" Yada yada

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +6

      Will be making the dive into xenos lore soon... Emprah preserve me 🤫

    • @Creatore8
      @Creatore8 4 місяці тому +4

      @@dystopianchimp WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      No fr, hella cool videos man, I love to speculate how the lives of the "lil ones" are in franchises like warhammer, you have no idea how big of an itch your videos scratch

  • @philipanthonylebanno7089
    @philipanthonylebanno7089 2 місяці тому +1

    The first five minutes of describing the eating made me the most uncomfortable ive been in years, superb work

  • @wadez1000
    @wadez1000 4 місяці тому +3

    Yaay. The GOAT has uploaded.

  • @user-mz6sh4uo7u
    @user-mz6sh4uo7u 4 місяці тому +1

    The juxtaposition of this video about nobles vs the rest of warhammer lore vids. Well thought out vid.

  • @American-Royarch
    @American-Royarch 4 місяці тому +4

    Watching this while enjoying a large cord on bleu and thick pasta with grape wine.

  • @NiennaSerenity
    @NiennaSerenity 3 місяці тому +2

    I dont know how i got here as i dont know anything about warhammer
    But your storytelling kept me listening the whole time

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This 4 місяці тому +24

    One day I hope you do a day in the garden of Nurgle!

  • @Pietro-zk3zo
    @Pietro-zk3zo 2 місяці тому

    YOUR NARRATION IS SOO GOOD
    BRAVO👏👏👏

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This 4 місяці тому +13

    It'd be funny if you did the day in the life of a Skaven that is like 30 seconds of them scheming and then getting killed.
    But i know that is a different setting.

  • @Ayden-vi1io
    @Ayden-vi1io 2 місяці тому +1

    The way this guy describes the food the nobles are eating is making me hungry

  • @DongDumb
    @DongDumb 4 місяці тому +3

    Damn the emperor would've been disappointed

  • @Darkstalker212
    @Darkstalker212 17 днів тому +2

    Lucky.. even in the real world, I wouldn't experience nothing like this 😭

  • @knightsolaire5362
    @knightsolaire5362 4 місяці тому +7

    They don’t know it, but they serve Tzeentch and Slaanesh unwillingly. Normally plots and desires are harmless; but the degree of treachery and opulence that these nobles partake in is a lure for the dark gods.

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju 3 місяці тому +2

      You would think the Imperium would be stricter about limiting selfish behavior, given the circumstances of WH40K.

    • @paulcruz168
      @paulcruz168 2 місяці тому +2

      The laborers struggling through their 18 hour shift and the guardsmen fighting for their comrades are fueling nurgle and khorne plenty too. The gods are pretty fundamental to humanity

  • @ilirlluka6789
    @ilirlluka6789 9 днів тому

    Those Cherubs man, can you imagine one of them gently hovering over your head in the darkness while you sleep in your room?

  • @broskydoodle6697
    @broskydoodle6697 4 місяці тому +5

    I love your videos. If you're up for it, you should cover more dystopian universes. I feel like you'd do a great job with cyberpunk.

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому +2

      Thanks mate ❤ might think about this in the future!

  • @Lambda420
    @Lambda420 3 місяці тому +2

    the writing here is just immaculate

  • @fjolnir3431
    @fjolnir3431 4 місяці тому +9

    Orks are the good guys in 40k, change my mind...

    • @0bzen22
      @0bzen22 4 місяці тому +6

      They certainly seem to be the ones having fun in that grimdark nightmare.

    • @hhjhj393
      @hhjhj393 4 місяці тому +3

      I like the Tau, but I am a warhammer noob, I heard that people didn't like them so they decided to make the Tau darker? People didn't like that there were "good guys" in the story.
      If that's the case then yeah perhaps Orks are actually the "good" guys.

    • @badabing3391
      @badabing3391 4 місяці тому

      the orks are the nobility but instead of sex its war

  • @cowboyjohnn
    @cowboyjohnn 4 місяці тому

    Great video any hint on what we can expect next from this series? EDIT: I was a little stoned and needed to correct my spelling

    • @dystopianchimp
      @dystopianchimp  4 місяці тому

      Wow!! First channel donation - many thanks mate I greatly appreciate the support!!
      Re. next video well let’s just say we have seen the highest of highs and we might just have to head down in the direction of the lowest of lows 🗑️

    • @cowboyjohnn
      @cowboyjohnn 4 місяці тому

      @@dystopianchimp hell yeah and the thanks is all mine I love seeing smaller channels make really good content and it inspires me to want to make my own I look forward to seeing where this channel goes

  • @majorkalashinikov1277
    @majorkalashinikov1277 4 місяці тому +4

    This makes me wanna join a chaos warband

  • @JerimiahBullfrog
    @JerimiahBullfrog 27 днів тому

    "I Apologize for nothing!" - Creed of the nobles.

  • @CommissarKane
    @CommissarKane 4 місяці тому +23

    I'm rather be a guardsman.

  • @Bossanova.
    @Bossanova. 3 місяці тому +2

    "To the plebeians, the Highborns are the sun and moon, celestial bodies whose orbit dictates the rhythm of their existence. The masses bend like reeds in the wind, their lives shaped by the Highborn's whims, as if they were but clay in a sculptor's hand. In their presence, the air itself seems to kneel, heavy with the scent of incense and destiny, a palpable aura of otherworldly authority.
    Their lineage is a conduit of cosmic power, each descendant a torchbearer in a relay race through the aeons. The Highborn wield authority as an artist wields a brush, crafting dynasties with strokes of will and whispers of prophecy.
    As avatars of an ancient epoch, they govern with an elegance that belies their iron-fisted rule, weaving a tapestry of law and order. Their rule is a celestial waltz, each step a calculated perfection, each turn a manifestation of cosmic order. In the theater of the cosmos, they are both actors and directors, scripting the fates of countless souls with a steady, unyielding hand."

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This 4 місяці тому +10

    Man said animals!